I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

Fucking hell, do you work for a major chain or a "health food" grocery. I've worked for both and it sounds like you work for either Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. I worked for WinCo (Eureka, Fresno) and New Leaf (Santa Cruz).

You don't have to answer because I WILL FIND YOU, but dude, it sounds like you work for yuppies.

[Tadao]

I almost missed the Brak. :O

[Aaarg]

yuppies? dude, the other produce clerk spits tobacco in the trash can all day and tells me about how much he likes frog gigging.

i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like... five in southwestern virginia. it's a small shitty chain that charges way too much and - like all north carolina businesses - is strongly anti-union.

previously i worked for food lion/delhaize and safeway.

this is where i live:
http://www.wxii12.com/video/30200508/detail.html

[Aaarg]

also my store is just outside of a small town that is dry... which is fucking weird.

[Tadao]

Oh man, I remember when food lion got busted for remarking expired foster farm chicken as fresh food lion brand. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Kitsa. :)

[Kitsa]

Thanks :D

[Aaarg]

birthdays? happy birthday!


tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Kitsa!

Thanks :D

You're welcome :wink

birthdays? happy birthday!


tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion

Sounds like the Butcher from Diablo I.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fathom ~ I saw you on two and a half men last night.

[Kitsa]

Thank you. It was awesome. I went on a great trip and should probably post about some of the crap I saw but I lack energy atm.

[Colonel Flagg]

I almost missed the Brak. :O

Thank goodness for the pubmeister. :p

HBDK! :party

[ThrashO]

i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like...

one is across the street from me and I steal from there almost daily :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.

[Aaarg]

i steal a lot too but it's mostly fruit with bad spots or sugar snap peas and my stealing only goes as far as my belly

[Kitsa]

Thank goodness for the pubmeister. :p

HBDK! :party

tycf

[Kitsa]

My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.

[ThrashO]

^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.

thats the terror shark :rock

[kahljorn]

My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.
:lol

[Zhukov]

Sometimes I wish that Kitsa's life was a film.

[Aaarg]

i'm sure if you search for "sloppy blowjob video" you can see this @@

[Fathom Zero]

Fathom ~ I saw you on two and a half men last night.

WHA HAPPENED?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There are 10,000 reasons to listen to Bill. And one of them involves an airhorn.

I totally got airhorned myself last week.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHA HAPPENED?

You sat on the coach playing videogames with the son.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/graham-patrick-martin.jpg

This guy.

[Fathom Zero]

NOT EVEN

[Otto]

This Friday I'm getting a tattoo of my dog as the Kaiser, it's the beginning of a World War 1 themed chest piece.

BIRTHDAY TATTOO

[Big McLargehuge]

more like IRONIC HIPSTER TATTOO.

[Otto]

more like climb dick mountain and drown in a cumpool

[Fathom Zero]

That is a good tattoo, Otto. I want a Kaiser dog.

[Zomboid]

My dog's name is Kaiser Wilhelm. He's A-OK.

[Otto]

The final piece will have my dead dog, Pook/Cyclops, on the other side of my chest as a British Tommy, with No Man's Land in the middle (complete with a downed biplane).

[Esuohlim]

March 25th is Melt Emoticon Appreciation Day

:melt

We can also talk about all the other gay emoticons no one has used since 2003

[Fathom Zero]

:gigh

OR THE BEST EMOTICOBS EVER

[Colonel Flagg]

:boot

[Babs]

:bacos

[Pub Lover]

Catholic wackiness differs greatly from Protestant wackiness.

darkvare do you even learn evolution in schools

its because in america we have all this stuff called knowledge and technology and science and religious people realize this and it makes them feel stupid so they try to justify themselves
of course you're not going to have that in a place thats very religious/mexico

:melt

[Esuohlim]

I'm not going to get into all my bleeding heart bullshit, but sleeping around isn't my style. I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned

:melt

[ThrashO]

:melt I <3 M.E.A.D. :melt

[Kitsa]

I had one everloving fuck of a bad weekend and a pounding headache now. To hell with this weekend and fuck the Excedrin recall :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

the Excedrin recall

:melt

[Aaarg]

excedrin recall? uh oh i should look into th :melt

[Kitsa]

I heard from somebody that there might not be real excedrin on shelves for another YEAR. :( :( :(

[Tadao]

That's why I take vicodin. :melt :melt :melt

[Fathom Zero]

Or you could just take Advil and have a Coke.

[ThrashO]

Or you could just take Coke. :melt :bacos :melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:wank :melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:wank :posh

[Esuohlim]

Why is womti posting snuff anime now? Why can't he just die in real life and leave us alone.

[Womti]

the one getting snuffed is catherine; a loli from vampirefreaks ;<
also guys I have a room and cable TV now anyone wanna come over and make out :o

[Aaarg]

i added facebook to my hosts file so now on websites with facebook elements in sidebars or facebook comments i get "THIS PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED" and it's making the internet a good deal better.

though the facebook frame on the front page of i-mockery still appears and i don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUC K U ROg

[Pub Lover]

Faceswap photoshop. Faceshop photoswap

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/clay.png

[Pub Lover]

womti how are you still this bad at the internet after being on it for so many years

I WISH ELX'S TITTIES HAD THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME.
It is entirely possible that they do. :eek :dannytatom
Are we going to have another Synchtube session?
Do it. :melt

[Pub Lover]

I FUCKED 2 YOUNG GIRLS BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME/DATE :)
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?

I'll be proud of you when you can produce comedy without relying upon shout outs and cliches.

Tadao is the Fagin of the board? All training up the homeless to be worthless bags of shit?

[Babs]

oh and btw I'm not homeless anymore :)

CORRECTION, train the homeless to use library computers :melt

[Pub Lover]

I am much more annoyed by a homeless person knockin up 'young girls' than having to suffer them posting shit online about it. :angrymelt

Fartin had his email hacked and is spamming up my inbox. I imagine I am the only one here with this trouble. :eek

[Tadao]

Who is Fagin?

[Pub Lover]

A dude that likes to take in homeless young boys and teach them... a craft. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gif

Like how to stick their hands in without it being felt. :x

[ThrashO]

woah cool

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gifwomtihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gif
:boot

[Esuohlim]

Womti would be banned but he has over a million infraction points, so I don't think adding anymore registers correctly. Why he's able to post in the first place is completely beyond me :(

[Kitsa]

I got the Fagin reference :(

[Pub Lover]

I didn't think Dickens was an obscure thing to reference. :sadmelt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Carl Fagin.

[Colonel Flagg]

I didn't think Dickens (http://www.co.dickens.tx.us/ips/cms) was an obscure thing to reference. :sadmelt

Depends on where you live.

[Tadao]

A dude that likes to take in homeless young boys and teach them... a craft. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/angrymelt.gif

Like how to stick their hands in without it being felt. :x
Oh, I almost thought you were doggin on me by mistyping Fartin. :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://thebertshow.com/live/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/david-copperfield-7.jpeg

:dickens

[Pub Lover]

My humour chip isn't firing right yet today but everyone knows that Womti was in a House of Corrections, right?

Depends on where you live.

That link doesn't even resolve from my location. :(

Doubly denied knowing your reference. :melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOUSE OF CANDLES HOUSE OF WAX

[Tadao]

HEY GUYS! DID YOU hear1 ALI SABBATH RETURNED! OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Pub Lover]

I am very glad Ali Sabbath has returned. He has long been my favourite poster on these forums. Many of his posts have left me with lasting memories. Let me repost them here.

[Esuohlim]

Now that sounds promising.

http://i.imgur.com/YVTes.png

[Pub Lover]

A classic.
NVM I figured it out. The hax0rz put the wrong track on the movie.

What are you watching it in? From the link it says it has multiple audio streams. Some video players don't make switching streams obvious or easy.

[Colonel Flagg]

I am very glad Ali Sabbath has returned. He has long been my favourite poster on these forums. Many of his posts have left me with lasting memories. Let me repost them here.

<like>

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[elx]

a couple of years ago I posted a baby photo with cake, did any of you guys save that one like you saved the rest of them? it was ruined IRL and I no longer have any copy :(

[Pub Lover]

Sorry. Saddened to hear you lost the picture. :(

no problem, i just happen to like jews

So do I! :eek

I really hope I can catch one, so he can give me his pot of gold.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its prob still saved in your photobucket

[Pub Lover]

From what I could tell she'd deleted her account there. :(

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/cakee.jpg

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/kellyyyyyyyy.jpg

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/lasdfkaklsdipoweirpowekraklsdflkasd.jpg
Was the post that had it originally.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

Tadao might have it.....or liquidtatom

[Colonel Flagg]

Danny would have kept only a suitably photoshopped version, I'm sure.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe T.

Danny breaks/wipes his hard drive too often for him to have anything saved.

[Tadao]

What are you watching it in? From the link it says it has multiple audio streams. Some video players don't make switching streams obvious or easy.
I'm watching it in WMP and it plays all the audio streams at once, which it should. I have an MKV editor that can remove tracks, I'll probably add the Plinken one to it later and remove the MST one. Too much work for a stupid movie with stupid people being stupid.

a couple of years ago I posted a baby photo with cake, did any of you guys save that one like you saved the rest of them? it was ruined IRL and I no longer have any copy :(

:(

Tadao might have it.....or liquidtatom
I don't jerk off to babies with cake, I jerk off to babies while eating cake. DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!

[Tadao]

Also, incase you didn't know. WMP Classic can switch between audio streams. I just looked and it would appear that the file I downloaded only has 1 audio stream :/ AND TO TOP IT OFF the Plinkett file I downloaded is some guy who rearranged Plinketts review to fit the movie, not the actual Plinkett comentary. I don't want to pay 2 dollars for it and we all know streaming sucks balls.


:angrypiratebabyface

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/askwillie001.png
:2Xeek

[kahljorn]

i dunno what kind of file you got but you might want to get that community codec thing for Windows media player classic.
Sometimes: you cant switch between audiostreams, they all play at once or it looks like you only have one if you don't have the right codecs. especially if its mkv
but you said you have an editor so i dunno

[Pub Lover]

i thought all our suggestions were correct, and that's why we were posting them

Mister KayJay always wins the Participation Ribbon.

He is a winner in his own way.

Three silent cheers for him.

[Tadao]

i dunno what kind of file you got but you might want to get that community codec thing for Windows media player classic.
Sometimes: you cant switch between audiostreams, they all play at once or it looks like you only have one if you don't have the right codecs. especially if its mkv
but you said you have an editor so i dunno
That would explain why I have 3 audios in the editor and only 1 to choose from in WMP classic.

http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/spinning_penguin.gif

[kahljorn]

did you find the one? Combined community codec pack
http://www.cccp-project.net/

[Tadao]

Nope hadn't given it too much thought. Downloading it now though. Thanks for making it easy for my lazy ass.

http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/rasplesani_pivac.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/spinning_penguin.gif

http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/rasplesani_pivac.gif

Now make them melt

[Tadao]

NO
http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/rooster.gif

[ThrashO]

post more cock gifs

[Esuohlim]

http://funny-emoticons.com/emoticons/chavs_death.gif

[kahljorn]

i wikipedied that

lol silken joggingsuits

[Tadao]

Milhouse is a chav :eek

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/46/Chav_scally.jpg/250px-Chav_scally.jpg

[Zhukov]

That's a Ned that you've posted there Tadao.

scNLfr1EP08

Same thing though, so whatever. What do you call them in the US? They're bogans here.

[Esuohlim]

White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

[Otto]

I wonder if I can just duct tape my hands to the steering wheel and sleep on my ride home from the tattoo parlor tomorrow.

[Zhukov]

White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

I guess it would be a combination of white trash and wiggers.

[GermansG]

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[Zhukov]

Are you posting spam in cyrillic? :lol

[ThrashO]

White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

I've seen a few here, I call them Ali G's. I just really hate british people, even nice ones. When they say "cheers" after everything I want to cut them in the eyes with a spaghettio can lid.

[Big McLargehuge]

Where is Dole when someone needs a lecture on British superiority?

[Zhukov]

You would probably like Australia; it's 'cheers mate', or 'cunt' after every sentence.

[ThrashO]

i mean austin powers was pretty cool but thats about it really. scones taste like shit.

[Pub Lover]

It is still odd to me that Hickman is older than Rongi. :eek

Bloody Rongi. >:

Happy Birthday to those guys, I guess. :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

Tadao is the Fagin of the board? All training up the homeless to be worthless bags of shit?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHOSHIT

I used to love doing pixel art, I don't do much art lately though, really want to get back into it.

This was for a contest over at Pixel Joint where the theme was parallel universes, I got 3rd place :]

http://www.pixeljoint.com/files/icons/full/b32finalcheck.png

Jesus, good job. Whooduthunk

White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

Well, it would be "Spastic Insane Mickey's Malt Liquor-Drinking Jersey Retard That Cuts People" except in this country we have widespread gun violence instead of omnipresent stabbing deaths. So, no

[Kitsa]

Woke up today with my eyes swollen shut. I wish the plants would finish their spring orgy so I can see and breathe again because the seasonal allergy thing is getting old.

It looked awesome, though. Kind of like Jabba the Hutt's eyelids.

[Colonel Flagg]

Allergies. 52 years and counting.

:boot

[All Hail Duke]

exactly
spring can fuck right off

[Kitsa]

The damnedest thing is sometimes the Claritin works and sometimes it doesn't. When it works it's really good.

Also I tore my last contact lens so my right eye is doing the work of 1 1/2, I think that's how you say it in accurate ophthalmologic terms

[ThrashO]

my best friend wanted to go golfing. I hate golfing and my allergies are assholes.

long story short we used his clubs and each one of them has about 2 ounces or more of my snot on them.

[Otto]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/ottotat.jpg
bloop

[Fathom Zero]

fuck yes

[kahljorn]

Got mittens?

[ThrashO]

that fucking kicks ass :melt

[kahljorn]

look we need to ban that pussymelt icon or rename it to :pussymelt

[Zhukov]

That's an awesome tattoo. Fucking great.


Kahl: :p

[Fathom Zero]

can someone tell me what it is in a person that makes them addicted to russian opera

2DXL0iQUppM

[ThrashO]

1:18 "He pound my ass"

[Babs]

Russianopera (insert Trololo)

[Kitsa]

I was more fascinated watching their faces contort. They all think they need to sing with their eyebrows wayway up.

I won a Stella Artois chalice. I think they're not hard to win. You go to the Visit the Chalice Factory thing on their page and go through the "tour". I, and three other people I know who "won", picked the green crystal and gold rim. Then you give them your info and they send it to you.

I haven't had Stella Artois so I know nothing about it. But I've got a chalice coming. Either I'll need to try some or it will really bring out the bouquet in my Pepsi Max.

[Babs]

Or you can ask me for one and ill send you one, seeing as my work has endless amounts of them.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[MarioRPG]

You all better not be April foolin' because I want me a chalice now.

[ThrashO]

hehehehe. mahlek. hehehe. mahlak.

im sorry its hypnotizing :melt

[Kitsa]

I hate April Fool's. Never occurred to me to lie about a promotional chalice.

[Pub Lover]

HEY NEW PEOPLE: Bill here posted a meme but he won't get an infraction from me because he's an established cool dude and the system is broken, so don't get any funny ideas. :picklehat That means you Thrash0 >:

WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT

he looks like frankie muniz with a wig on

IT'S OKAY THAT YOU WANT TO BANG FRANKIE MUNIZ LIKE AN OLD SCREEN DOOR, FATHOM, WE'VE ALL GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE

..

[Esuohlim]

getting i-mock retweeted by pub is the highest of honors

[Pub Lover]

You get all my #ff, sexy. :love

I never saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall but I GOT TRICKED into seeing a picture of Jason Segel's dick and I am still very mad at that person

[Zhukov]

FUCK IT

[Kitsa]

people around here need more specific instructions than that

[Tadao]

Hey Kitsa, if I gave you a 20 dollar bill, what would you say?

[Kitsa]

Idk but I'm sure it would be a legendary example of my general wit and like ability and so on

[Tadao]

;)

[Big McLargehuge]

You two :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

Likability. Stupid phone.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

<----10,000 day old ghost

[Tadao]

lickability

[kahljorn]

liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Libelbility

[Esuohlim]

<----10,000 day old ghost

:eek

10,000 pickles and zugs

[Kitsa]

Happy bday

also- Did you get your chalice, Mario?

[ThrashO]

liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

fucked with the lay-ability of 10,000 ghosts.

[Colonel Flagg]

Likability. Stupid phone.

lickability

liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

Libelbility

lability :chem

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey Kitsa, if I gave you a 20 dollar bill, what would you say?

Say "Thanks" and buy some Claritin-D. Just a suggestion.

[Tadao]

IF ONLY IT WAS THAT EASY

[Kitsa]

I don't have the energy to be witty anymore.

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Kitsa]

or to photoshop anything onto the white vellum that is his bodily canvas

[Pub Lover]

Dylan, Kitsa makes me want to skin you. So if that happens. This is why.

[Fathom Zero]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756089&postcount=17397

:|

[Kitsa]

hahahahah

Mr Kitsa saw that and said, "Is that Julian Assange?"

[Fathom Zero]

it's a raper

[Fathom Zero]

Someone also said I look like Duane Allman.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756089&postcount=17397

:|

Did anyone begin james vanderbeek

[Fathom Zero]

You would know that, wouldn't you?

[Esuohlim]

I think you should kill yourself, dilbert

[Fathom Zero]

MY NAME IS DOCTOR RAPE

[ThrashO]

WHATS THE PROGNOSIS

[Esuohlim]

sigh

[Esuohlim]

Thrash0 I had a good friend burn your house to the ground.

Thrash0 don't talk to me.

[Pub Lover]

She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar, except way better looking.

She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar
Did you sexually imprint on the movie Cruel Intentions or something?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

not the charmin' bear

The Hair Bear Bunch shit in a zoo. :cartoonbears

[Fathom Zero]

ESUOHLIM I HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT

WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST I PRETEND I CONTROL YOUR CHOICE IN CEREAL

[Tadao]

I think the charmin bear still shits in the woods

http://img.jangomail.com/Clients/32990/Images/PitStop-2.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The Hair Bear Bunch shit in a zoo. :cartoonbears

Fucking love the hair bear bunch. <3

:wank

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/hYG6p.png

[Tadao]

Who is Michael Wolfe and is he trying to mock me or be me? >:

[Fathom Zero]

I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT

[Tadao]

I have to find a new avatar now >:

[Fathom Zero]

I am going to download this collection of Russ Meyer movies.

For academic purposes.

[Esuohlim]

Did you sexually imprint on the movie Cruel Intentions or something?

:x

Buffy is way down on my list of bangable TV ladies though.

She might even be a few spots below the current bailiff on Judge Joe Brown, who is pretty milfy :eyebrows

[Esuohlim]

ESUOHLIM I HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT

WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST I PRETEND I CONTROL YOUR CHOICE IN CEREAL

Fathom next week I am coming back with a sweet tan

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/hairbrak.jpg

[kahljorn]

so bill doyou remember when i said most of the girls at my school are ugly?

i guess its some kind of city-wide epidemic to the point that iw as hanging out with some people and they won't even drink in that town

[Zomboid]

were u live bro, i wanna get some ugly pussy lol

[kahljorn]

lol
also i shouldve said they aren't really ugly they're just really weird looking. Maybe they're just british or something idk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you ever find that chick with the left 4 dead shirt. She sounded at least worth talking to hot. Nerdy bitches found out how to be hot in the last ten years.

[kahljorn]

no theres a nerd chick in my class right now that could be her but she's always talking to these annoying dudes so i dont even bother

[Esuohlim]

You have to wear an equally nerdy shirt and then sidle up beside them so you'll look better by comparison

[Zomboid]

Man, I have pretty much nothing but horror/nerdy shirts. I need to invest in some adult clothes.

[kahljorn]

i pretty much have all black and grey shirts with no designs on them

[Babs]

Man, I have pretty much nothing but horror/nerdy shirts. I need to invest in some adult clothes.

Same about the horror shit. I think I own one button up and I'm pretty sure it doesn't even fit me.

[RaNkeri]

...horror shirts?

[Colonel Flagg]

'sup RannyK?

[RaNkeri]

Nothing special. Studying hard, playing the game, checking out the ladies. The usual.

You?

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

ax9Qfs3Bz3A

[Esuohlim]

i pretty much have all black and grey shirts with no designs on them

Same. I gave up the pop-culture reference shirts after high school.

[Tadao]

I still were my NMN shirts

[Esuohlim]

Does it say "NO SEX, ONLY FUCKING" :eek

[Tadao]

I wish. It's this one.

http://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/go/lofi/_ws/mediabase/images/modules/products/pic2/nomeansno_youkillme_ts_pop.jpg

I also have this one from the show last year

http://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/go/lofi/_ws/mediabase/images/modules/products/pic2/NMNOldTSBlackpop.jpg

My buddy used to let me wear his "Mr Happy" in Santa Cruz to scare all the hippies.

[Tadao]

PS the OLD shirt has the words OLD in a film that doesn't really show up. I have a feeling that the older and more used the shirt is, the more the words OLD show up.

[Colonel Flagg]

Nothing special. Studying hard, playing the game, checking out the ladies. The usual.

You?

Gotta get taxes done this weekend. Fun stuff.

[Fathom Zero]

http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/20661207527

[Babs]

...horror shirts?

Whore shirts. We're talking about men's midriff shirts. You wouldn't understand, it's a fad catching on over here in the states.

[Kitsa]

I'm drunk at a scifi convention

This is dangerous ground

[Babs]

Show some skin so I can hurry up and bust a super nova.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, no.

[Zomboid]

http://youtu.be/5mhAPrBddfM

I just find that hilarious.

[Babs]

Missed the page break fool! Damn sci-fi, past your curfew, drunk.

[kahljorn]

its called a page brak

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Only losers brak the page break. :rolleyes

"So, uh, I moderate a message board... I-mockery.com... you may have heard about it... my name is Esuohlim :wink "

If I came up to him and loudly announced "I'M MILHOUSE FROM THE INTERNET" he would grimace for a split second as he thought of all the events in his life that led him up to that moment and what he should've done to prevent it.

Glad to hear you took Sam's flirting advice.

[Esuohlim]

From that thread

It's a big one but it does the job:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/big-loser.pngSIGNED, WILLIE

:(

[Esuohlim]

SO YEAH VERY ORIGINAL, "WILLIE" THREAD PAGE 4 :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

What? I'm reeeally tired, and I'm trying to understand what you're getting at, but I'm coming up blank.

[Pub Lover]

That was WhiteRat in 2008 and this was WhiteRat in 2012.
Willie sighting

http://i.imgur.com/pSJDb.png


A callback is what I think it is called.

[Esuohlim]

More like reusing old jokes! I-Mock has really jumped the shark! I'm outta here!

[Zomboid]

Ah, gotcha. I have no idea where that Sam quote even came from.

[Aaarg]

which one is sam again is that -Rog-??????????????im so confused and who is rongi

[Babs]

What is going on here? Why is the tiny dick fleshlight being quoted here? Is rongi a doppleganger? When the Hell did i-mockery jump the shark? I'm actually jixby Phillips.

[Aaarg]

"jizzby phillups" GHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
_____________________________________
"That's how much I fuck fish" - John Larcoh

[Kitsa]

Last night there was a guy sitting on the floor drunk and crying to someone on his cell that he couldn't get to his room because the elevators were crowded. Meanwhile the rest of us climbed the fire escape. I did it after drinking lotsa scotch, so idk what that says abt mr hockey fan floor crier.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its before noon. How did you find a scifi convention that opens that early.

[Aaarg]

happy easter everybody and remember that jesus died for your cheeseburger

[Kitsa]

Been up all night because this joint is jumpin with a lowercase j

This has been the weirdest combo of hockey fans and scifi fans

[Tadao]

fuck all yall nigg3rs

[RaNkeri]

Whore shirts. We're talking about men's midriff shirts. You wouldn't understand, it's a fad catching on over here in the states.

Thank god. I thought you were referring to the shirts all the 13-year-olds are wearing. :)

[Esuohlim]

Rankeri please tell me you've been fucking hot Finnish broads during your absence or we're going to have to have another long father-son talk

[Babs]

Bro, fat dudes don't get hot Finnish sluts unless it's the run off.

[Aaarg]

rankeri did u [i]finnish[/i in the sluts??????????

[Esuohlim]

http://en.rian.ru/images/16107/78/161077817.jpg

fuck yeah

[Fathom Zero]

rogar ebert

[Pub Lover]

I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war. :eek
i worked this afternoon and the store was slow as fuck and a co-worker was approaching and i try to be friendly with co-workers and i said "it's a ghost town in here today." he said "ghost town enough for ya'?" i said, "yeah... i just said that."

Your co-worker is a robot. He is powered by SmarterChild.

[Pub Lover]

Bloody balls and arse. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war. :eek


Filthy kiwi! I'll shove a spitz up your fucking ass and pull the goddamn trigger until the gun goes click. >:

[Tadao]

and then he'll do things you wont like!

[RaNkeri]

Pub, do you have a mail slot in your door?

[Aaarg]

mail slots what the fuck year is this 1892? WHAT Year is it in Finland?????????????

[Pub Lover]

You can stick your dick in my male slot anytime. :orgasm

[Esuohlim]

Pub, do you have a mail slot in your door?

:lool

[Pub Lover]

Now everything smells of piss. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Every time I watch the scene where Snake meets Otacon, I can't help but think "Man, that guy is completely drenched in urine" through the whole thing.

He doesn't appear to have changed his pants at any point in the game, so even at the Sniper Wolf drama part, he still smelled like pee. I bet it was the last thing she smelled before Snake shot her.

[Aaarg]

video games have smells now fuck that shit

[Babs]

WHAT Year is it in Finland?????????????

He just found out about Miami Vice, fuck yeah!

[Aaarg]

in finland it is called Miiaäami Vääaäis

[kahljorn]

denmark and texas are at wark?

[Esuohlim]

wark http://www.emotiyou.com/galerie/tv/series-tv/muppet-show/gonzo//200907072026FGT.gif wark wark wark http://www.emotiyou.com/galerie/tv/series-tv/muppet-show/gonzo//200907072026FGT.gif http://www.emotiyou.com/galerie/tv/series-tv/muppet-show/gonzo//200907072026FGT.gif

[Aaarg]

wark !
http://users.stargate.net/~anthony/ffonline/chocobo.JPG
kweh.....

[Pub Lover]

denmark and texas are at wark?

I had to move out of Texas on Twitter because I kept getting Austin PR bots following me and asking me things. :eek

I moved to Somalia and now meet lots of lovely chaps with hell of serious opinions. :eek

Those are both places that are considered mythical here in my home country of Narnia. :)

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/tim_smith.gif

[Tadao]

05

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/ZombieCiG.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/ZeldaQueen.jpg

[Aaarg]

tadao i am now associating you with a guy i work with because he's an old dude with long hair and he's short and he owns rabbits so i save him cabbage leaves and you're an old dude with long hair and you like rabbits and you're probably short

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Gaga.jpg

[Aaarg]

rip cig

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/FAIRMAIDEN.jpg