I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't know what the eff is going on due to this damned firewall! >:

Since Pub is involved, I'm guessing it's somehow humorous. :\

[Pub Lover]

Just for you, Flagg, I'll requote everything from the last couple of pages so you get to see how mistaken you are.

Then I'll quote the rest of the thread to show how wrong you've always been. It'll be a treat for us both.

In public.

[MLE]

I kinda miss this place sometimes.

[MLE]

And hi Pub <3

[Pub Lover]

Hi. :)

[Guitar Woman]

Iggy Poop

[Guitar Woman]

hi

[Kitsa]

:eek


meta calling the meta meta

I wish I had a video of Elton John in the gorilla costume surprising Iggy on stage when he was high :( I don't think one exists though.

[Guitar Woman]

I like how only good musicians die from heroin habits :(

[Pub Lover]

meta calling the meta meta

:wank

[Kitsa]

GW: how do you classify GG allin?

he's interesting enough but I don't know that I'd call it skilled by a long shot.

[Guitar Woman]

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/metapod.gif

[Guitar Woman]

I dunno, I don't really listen to punk.

I like the Misfits because they don't take themselves seriously at all. Punk is just fucking silly, so the B-Movie theme is a pretty good fit for it.

I'm not doing anything for four hours, though, I'll go download some stuff.

[Guitar Woman]

I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO PUNK FANS

JEEZE

[Kitsa]

"Expose Yourself to Kids" and "I Wanna Piss on You" are good ones to start with.

[Kitsa]

there are different sorts of punk fans and the ones who would have a problem with it deserve what they get.

Fucking Sex Pistols turned it into a cartoon

[Dimnos]

I want a video of the Sex Pistols getting their asses kicked. :\

[stevetothepast]

everyone has a different opinion on punk.

I think Richard Hell, and Tom Verlaine, and Johnny Thunders represent punk the most to me.

Oh and The Fall prior to mid 80's.

[Kitsa]

most of the people who were truest to the original notion are dead, I think.

I just hate the oi-oi-oi mohawk and spitting crap.

[Tadao]

http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/index.html

Eyeball test game thingy

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck that, I make uneven polygons and angles when I use a protractor

Also, stop reminding me that I have math homework I'm neglecting.

[Tadao]

Hahahaha I love math I mean meth, no I love them both together.

[Guitar Woman]

Zicam Cough Max: It's the good shit

[Dimnos]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/306403.gif

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.geo.brown.edu/People/Grads/abt/Music/CaptBeef2.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

All I listen to lately is Ween and Beefheart

The Pod is my favorite buzzed album. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ, I love the smell of pot.

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/richardlloyd.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I think it smells like burning body odor and muslim incense.

[Kitsa]

it smells like my neighbors' garage and maybe warm Corona.

[Fathom Zero]

http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/index.html

Eyeball test game thingy

10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

[Fathom Zero]

I appreciate raw, earthy smells, like freshly cut grass. I think it smells wonderful.

[Fathom Zero]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/306403.gif

Richard Belzer? :lol

[Kitsa]

got a little of that look to him, doesn't he.

But then Joey Ramone did too.

When Joey Ramone pops up in my dreams with his random input, he sounds half like Vinnie Barbarino and half like that one metal guy from Little Nicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oIgfV_sHXQ). (Not the one with the moustache). I don't know why.

[MLE]

10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

2.73. Suck it. <3

[Tadao]

Which one? :yum

[Kitsa]

A buttload of explosives:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6212908/Terrorist-hid-explosives-in-his-bottom.html

[Kitsa]

And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/15/63975_local-news.html

[Tadao]

A buttload of explosives:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6212908/Terrorist-hid-explosives-in-his-bottom.html

What a giant asshole

And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/15/63975_local-news.html

:O

[Kitsa]

I wonder if the last thing he felt was searing rectal pain? What a way to go.

And those are some giant poisonous snakes those rabbits have been killing. That's pretty damn brave for a rabbit.

[Tadao]

I wonder if they were protecting the baby nest. Moms get fucking vicious.

[Kitsa]

I'm sure that must have been it.

[Tadao]

There is a tree out back where I often sit and smoke and look at pretty things. When the birds have babies, the dive bomb me for like 2 weeks. They attack dad while he waters, the dogs have to run and poop at the same time. Nature is cute even when it's deadly.

[Kitsa]

I had a squirrel drop a full ear of dried corn on my head back in April. The only thing I can think of that would make a spring-hungry squirrel throw that much food at me was that I was close to a nest.

Note: an ear of dried corn hurts pretty fucking badly when it's dropped square on your head from about 15 feet up.

[Tadao]

You sure got an earful! I'm in bad pun mode. Ever since I decided to try not to get into meaningless fights to amuse myself, I have reverted back to jokes that usually get you punched in the arm.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.nataliedee.com/092309/royalty-supreme.jpg

[Tadao]

I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

[Pub Lover]

I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

I knew you would try to be witty. What irony in your words. Your sentence states that your post killed all chance. It's like I'm fucking psychic.

..

[Pub Lover]

That one was unintentional, but I liked it enough. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

When I'm unhappy with a product, I usually move on and find on I like.

[LordSappington]

So, in my DELTA class, my teacher has a habit of making me elaborate on an essay on more and more topics; when I wrote my essay on the war in Afghanistan, she wanted to know more SPECIFICALLY about the Taliban, and write another paper on them. Then, she wanted me to write an essay on how I, personally, would end the war. So, after ten minutes of me arguing that 'how the hell should I know how to end a war?!', I wrote a bullshit essay in five or ten minutes about how we should just make all of Afghanistan a huge paperweight by nuking every square inch. I tried to make it as right-winged extremist as I could. Can't wait to see her reaction when she gives it back.

[Pub Lover]

DO YOU LIKE THE FEELIN OF A MAN'S BOURBON SOAKED MUSTACHE ON YOUR THE BACK OF YOUR NECK WHILE YOURE PARALYZED WITH PLEASURE/GHB?

Yes. Do you? Tnxkbye.

[MLE]

Which one? :yum

If in reference to my eyeballing score, that was my average for everything.

[MattJack]

Yes. Do you? Tnxkbye.

Pub, Im a giver, so no. I like to GIVE pleasure/ghb to the women.

Besides I don't want to make our frandship awkward

[Tadao]

If in reference to my eyeballing score, that was my average for everything.

You should know by now that I was referring to which titty I should suck. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/15/63975_local-news.html

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Nightoflepus.jpg

[kahljorn]

my neice has the swine flu and its pretty hard core. I have a feeling shit is gonna hit the fan with that soon.

And they asked my wife to go babysit their other kids which is just great...

[Tadao]

:( So far I have no knowledge of the effects of swine flu. If kahl says it's hardcore, I feel sorry for his niece.

[Dr. Boogie]

Any idea where/who she got it from?

[kahljorn]

No idea.

but ive read some stories about how its starting to circulate in schools and stuff...

Another thing to be concerned about is that, even though the swine flu is supposed to (according to the doctors in the ER) make you vomit, she hasn't been vomiting or anything. basically, when she came in her symptoms would not have matched the description of swine flu.
But they are going to put her into quarantine :O

[Tadao]

Oh man, she's mutating the strain! But no, I hope she gets better fast. I get the feeling she is pretty young and quarantine is no fun for any age, but being 5-12 would really suck.

[stevetothepast]

maddox is willing to let you give it to him, provided you agree to his terms and conditionshere (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu) :|

[Tadao]

Hahaha I was just rereading his page today! Even showed it to a hot lady.

[Dimnos]

H1N1 Flu AKA "Swine Flu"

The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea.

Compared to regular seasonal Flu

The flu usually comes on suddenly and may include these symptoms:

Fever (usually high)
Headache
Extreme tiredness
Dry cough
Sore throat
Runny or stuffy nose
Muscle aches
Stomach symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea, also can occur but are more common in children than adults

[Dimnos]

About the same shit... Its no worse than regular run of the mill flu. Just a different strain. They are already working on a vaccine that will be out in October. Developed the same way the garden variety flu vaccine is. If anything the H1N1 is more mild because its not quite as hard on the elderly for some reason. They are guessing because there was an H1N1 "outbreak" back in the 70s and there immune systems have some previous experience with it.

[Dimnos]

Not to say that the flu doesnt suck or anything. Just that its not as big of a deal as the news would make it out to be. Wash your hands. Take some medicine. Go to your Dr if you need to...

[Tadao]

Sorry Dim, but you have yet to know someone with it right?

[Dimnos]

2 Kids at my wifes school have had it gotten better and come back to school. One of my moms best friends has had it as of last week and while I havnt talked to her this week I havnt heard that she died.

[Tadao]

Well then I am sorry! Cause I am wrong. >:

[Dimnos]

Its cool. Like I said its not like the flu doesnt suck because it does still suck. I wouldnt wish it on anyone and I really hope that Khals niece gets better soon. :tear

Im just saying its not as bad as the news would make it out to be. :\

Tonight! What is in your water that can kill you! We will tell you tonight at 10!

[Tadao]

I have been warned because I have to bring my immune system to a slow crawl in order to slow the bone fusion. I don't care though. Self tragedy seems to makes me a better person.

[Kitsa]

That's essentially the thing Sanjay Gupta said when he just got it. It sucked, but he took tylenol and fluids, and now he's fine.

I don't like how they're pushing a vaccine that's not yet out of clinical trials.

[Dimnos]

Because of your lowered immune system can you get vaccinations? Or are they to much for your system?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JC-why.jpg

Hahhahahaha here we go. I don't like taking drugs from the medical association. The only reason I'm on Enbrel is because I couldn't take the pain anymore and was waiting to die. I never do flu shots, and I don't trust antibiotics. Too each his own I guess, but I piss of Dr's and people trying to help me.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

Sanjay Gupta got swine flu
lol

[Aaarg]

brak

oh burn

[LordSappington]

I've been diagnosed with H1N1 today. Fun. Of course, half my school has, too.

[Tadao]

You pussies, catch a real disease.

[Pub Lover]

:lol

Oh Tadao. <3

[Tadao]

I thought that would ease your OCD. :D

[kahljorn]

the danger with pandemics isn't just that "everybody will get it" which is just like a regular flu but that everybody will get it and it will mutate and change through all the different conditions and eventually a super virus will emerge and kill everybody.

[Kitsa]

but as of right now, the southern hemisphere is wrapping up their flu season and so far the strain (which isn't just swine flu but a combination of swine and avian flu) has not mutated.

[LordSappington]

the danger with pandemics isn't just that "everybody will get it" which is just like a regular flu but that everybody will get it and it will mutate and change through all the different conditions and eventually a super virus will emerge and kill everybody.
If this is true, wouldn't it be plausible that the common cold should have wiped us out decades ago?

[kahljorn]

Yep, except that common colds supposedly don't have either the susceptibility to mutation and the i dunno structure or something to mutate to such dangerous degrees or something. oh yea and also cause our immune systems deal with the common cold all the time but the avian/swine flu is new.

There's something about going from being an animal flu to being a human flu that makes it particularly dangerous i think, but I'm not positive. But yea we have been fucked with by flus like this there was a similar one caused by an avian bird flu at the beginning of the 20th century.

[LordSappington]

Dude, nothing mutates like the common cold; that's why they're so common.
I think the main reason animal diseases are so much more dangerous is because it's completely alien to our bodies; there aren't any antibodies whatsoever to combat them.

[kahljorn]

yea but they only usually change enough for us to get sick again. It's not like a gigantic change. Plus part of the mutation they talk about with bird flus and stuff is it mutating to be able to go from person to person easier and to afflict humans more specifically, whereas common colds have already done that.

[kahljorn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#Deadly_second_wave

The second wave of the 1918 pandemic was much deadlier than the first. During the first wave, which began in early March, the epidemic resembled typical flu epidemics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemics). Those at the most risk were the sick and elderly, and younger, healthier people recovered easily. But in August, when the second wave began in France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France), Sierra Leone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sierra_Leone) and the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States),[40] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#cite_note-39) the virus had mutated to a much more deadly form. This has been attributed to the circumstances of the First World War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World_War).[41] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#cite_note-deadzone1-40) In civilian life evolutionary pressures favour a mild strain: those who get really sick stay home, but those mildly ill continue with their lives, go to work and go shopping, preferentially spreading the mild strain. In the trenches the evolutionary pressures were reversed: soldiers with a mild strain remained where they were, while the severely ill were sent on crowded trains to crowded field hospitals, spreading the deadlier virus. So the second wave began and flu quickly spread around the world again.[42] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#cite_note-deadzone2-41) It was the same flu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu), in that most of those who recovered from first-wave infections were immune, but it was now far more deadly and the most vulnerable people were those who were like the soldiers in the trenches - young, otherwise healthy, adults.[43] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#cite_note-42) Consequently, during modern pandemics, health officials pay attention when the virus reaches places with social upheaval, looking for deadlier strains of the virus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus).[42] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic#cite_note-deadzone2-41)

[Pub Lover]

I had fun with it. I was not disappointing.

You're still a disappointment to me, son.

..

[Dr. Boogie]

Not everyone can be not disappointing to someone.

[Pub Lover]

[15:26] k atiq22: hey
[15:26] Pubbles: hullo
[15:26] k atiq22: jarv is a gay name
[15:27] Pubbles: So is your face, but I don't slap your momma for it.
[15:27] k atiq22: shut up you british fag
[15:28] Pubbles: Witty and pithy. You sure one-upped me, mysterious internet turd
[15:31] k atiq22: check out this website www.[edited out].com
I can't say I like the way spambots are going. :(

Whatever happened to them pretending to like me?

[Pub Lover]

HAHA THIS THREAD IS FOR NERDS WHINING ABOUT TOYS WHEN THEY ARE WELL PASS THE AGE FOR PLAYING WITH TOYS HAHA

...on the internet. ...with your cartoon avatar. ALL IN CAPS!

[Misdemonar]

THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT PUBLOVER I WILL TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATE THOUGHT


p.s. how is your love life

[Pub Lover]

As good as it ever was & better than it should be. :(

[Dixie]

my heart just got a little sad
:(

[Fathom Zero]

My heart's been sad for a while now. I've got a girl-shaped hole in it. :(

[Shrubfest]

My heart has holes in. It's where the blood goes.

[Kitsa]

my heart is tough and rubbery. But it also has a lot of dents :(

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/familyman_vince.jpg

i got the picture of vince and he seemed so smug, I had to make it

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/familyman_vince_2.jpg

I can't tell which picture is better

[Kitsa]

"watch this, you're gonna love my nuts"

[Fathom Zero]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3862/jcvd.jpg

[stevetothepast]

Slap your problems away like Vince with the all new Slap-Chop!

[Fathom Zero]

SLAP YOUR PLOBWEMS AWAY WITH DA BLOODSPOWWT.

[LordSappington]

Hahahaha, he's been crying. What a puss. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Either he's crying chocolate milk, or that's blood that's run down his face.

Probably the former, if you ask me.

[RaNkeri]

Haha! I get it! He says "man" although his opponent was a woman!
looooolz!!

[Kitsa]

http://www.flat-d.com/women.html (http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html)

[RaNkeri]

I simply love it. It makes me feel comfortable in the fact that I can make all the noise I want when no one else is in my office and have no fear that anyone walking in afterwards will confront any embarrassing, ill odors of any sort. And believe me … with all the medications I’m currently on and with all of the people who come in and out of my office, that is a great weight off of my shoulders.
Pat F. Charleston, SC


:rock

[Kitsa]

yes, it's such a good feeling thinking of all the people out there confidently farting up a storm.

[Colonel Flagg]

What's up with the one that looks like a maxipad that claims "reusability"? WTF? Every time you fart, you wash, rinse, spin, dry and reinsert between your cheeks?

Wow. What a convenience. :x

[Kitsa]

I like the thong one.

I dunno, if your "vaginal odors" are so bad you require charcoal filtration, you might want to see a doctor.

[Babs]

I don't know what to throw into this topic of discussion but I would like to state it's my birthday if that's possible at all.

[b_squared]

Shamless self promoting. Err I mean happy Birthday:)
Doing anything special today to celebrate?

[Babs]

Eating some fattening chicken wings and drinking that beer for my big ol' double deuce. After getting a little intoxicated, I'm heading over to drinking thread and making an ass of myself. Hopefully CIG will keep me company on AIM later as well.

[Kitsa]

happy birthday, babs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, we're going to do this right

[Colonel Flagg]

happy birthday, babs.

Yeah, what she said. Go out and get drunk, and put it on my tab. ;)

[Dixie]

Don't count on me being on AIM, I'm drinking with room mates and pretending I don't have to go to work tomorrow

[Guitar Woman]

Shit, what's a good way to make 30 dollars in two days

I pawned my guitar but that left me way short :(

[Guitar Woman]

NOT WHORING, JERKS

[executioneer]

SELL PLASMA

[Nick]

SELL SEMEN

[kahljorn]

30 dollars for the seed of guitar woman?

[kahljorn]

seriously??

[Fathom Zero]

You gotta be a college grad (or have good grades) with good genes, being athletic and free of ailments.

[Chojin]

oh shit, maybe i should look into this

[Fathom Zero]

You'd get a bit more than plasma, fo' sho'.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I gave up drinking pop at work and mostly drink coffee or tea instead now. I find myself being a lot less irritable.

[Shrubfest]

I just got sent this from the boyfriend:
'Hey, gonna give u a call tomorrow (probs early afternoon), need to talk 'bout a few things...'

Should I be worried?

[The Leader]

Why don't you ask Willie? :I

[Shrubfest]

I wanted as much input as possible!

[Chojin]

(7:19:28 PM) Chojin (AIM): new favorite thing
(7:20:48 PM) Chojin (AIM): i just had sex with this girl and she gets a call from her SO immediately afterwards, and answers it while still romantically entangled
(7:21:12 PM) Chojin (AIM): and she's all like 'Aww, love you baby, k' on the phone
(7:21:22 PM) Chojin (AIM): Then hangs up, throws it down, and laughs
(7:21:31 PM) Chojin (AIM): women scare me

[Aaarg]

no joke, man, womens is evil.

ps i like ur avataer :-*

[Fathom Zero]

Unlike Sam, I'm not above creepily flying across the ocean.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

I'd feel weird about donating sperm, though. Like, really weird.

Plasma sounds like a winning solution but I pass out whenever I lose a lot of blood really fast. Do they just suck it out of you like they do when taking blood for substance tests or are they not cocks about it?

[Chojin]

I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

people in my family tend to be a few inches shorter than average, but also stronger

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.sunpig.com/abi/images/2005/11/gimli.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

+5 Strength
-3 Agility

[Chojin]

http://www.sunpig.com/abi/images/2005/11/gimli.jpg

yes and we are also legendary craftsmen

[LordSappington]

My sister's adopted kid, who's twelve, tried to convince me that he came up with the game 'Ghosting'. I lol'd.

[Guitar Woman]

Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

[Kitsa]

Then you probably shouldn't shave your head.

I wish I could go back to Foy's this year :(

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700642

[Chojin]

Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

The part of my hair that DOES grow grew back to normal length in about 3-4 months. It is also super convenient to shave. But if you aren't balding and like your hair, I don't know why you'd do it.

[Guitar Woman]

For authenticity, obviously

[Guitar Woman]

oh shit, what if I made a wig out of my own hair?

who would know the difference

[LordSappington]

We would. :(

[Wiffles]

that would be painstaking, planting every hair into the headpiece.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2614/2i8vqt1.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, so, I'm going to go run down the beach and sleep on the first flat surface I find, probably a rock.

I'll talk to you guys tomorrow, ok?

[executioneer]

OKAY

[kahljorn]

OH GOING TO TAKE A NAP ON YOUR ROCK BED?

DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR ROCK SHEETS IT MIGHT BE CHILLY AGAASHAHA
:(

HOPEFULLY YOU DONT GET A STIFF NECK OR ANYTHING

[executioneer]

gw are you doing anything tomorrow, can you testdrive a car for me and report back on how it is i'll give you $30 (ps this is contingent on the dude not being a scammer)(it'd help if you could drive a manual, too)

[Guitar Woman]

Should probably warn you that the hoods of cars I drive become magnetized to whatever I-Beams happen to be in the area

[executioneer]

you won't get the $30 if you do that!

[captain516]

Hey Willie, I signed up for your website. It makes me feel nostalgic for the early 90's, back when everyone had their own domain.

[executioneer]

im gonna rework it at some point and make it more web 1.8 complaint

[Guitar Woman]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7630/1254081714926.png

[captain516]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7630/1254081714926.png

This is the most acurate portait of life I have ever seen.

[Kitsa]

http://www.fmylife.com/

[Tadao]

Guys who have a problem with what women are drinking are shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.

The correct response is, "So, would you like 5 or 6 more, then?"

Ask Tadao, he knows what's up.

It also means they wont drink all my beer! ;)

[Kitsa]

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/MYN186 (possibly nsfw)

Should I change my username now?

[captain516]

. This item is for parody use onlySo does that mean it doesn't really work? Yeah, it'll be hilarious nine months later.

[Kitsa]

pregnancy takes a while, but herpes pays off now!

[captain516]

:(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3666/spiderst.png

[captain516]

Transmetropolitan was a great book. Have you read it GW?

[Guitar Woman]

Reading it right now, it's pretty sweet.

I like it better than Preacher.

Which I liked.

[Kitsa]

I really tried to start today off on a good foot but I keep getting irritated by stupid shit and it's ruining my day :(

[Aaarg]

That's no good. Hopefully things will brighten up.

I like that we brought the dog inside and he shares my bed with me because now I can't sleep past 8am and waking up later than 8 makes me feel bad over time.

[Kitsa]

On Sunday I watched a documentary about the Golden Dragon Massacre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dragon_massacre) and my first thought was, "Chinese food sounds good."

Then I thought, "Wow, I'm a horrible person."

[Fathom Zero]

I accidentally accepted a student loan on a web form and can't cancel. I'm not going to fill out anything else they give me and go see wtf is going on with this. If nothing else, it is interest-free.

[Esuohlim]

So I'm now duel majoring in engineering and astrophysics :( (aka being a nerd >:)

[Esuohlim]

I can't wait until I graduate and get a sweet Home Depot job :(

[executioneer]

duel majoring, is fencing a big part of the curriculum

[Colonel Flagg]

Or shooting? :eek

[executioneer]

guys i am thinking of buying one of these
http://images01.olx.com/ui/1/11/34/2600734_1.jpg
for six thousand and eight hundred dollars, do you think this is a good idea y/n

[Fathom Zero]

I'm amazed at the amount of $200,000 education individuals are considering being crossing guards.

It's weird, because all I like to do is manual labor.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

guys i am thinking of buying one of these

for six thousand and eight hundred dollars, do you think this is a good idea y/n

Year, mileage, is the area prone to using salt on the road during the winter?

[Fathom Zero]

Most likely. Shitload of snow up thar.

[Dimnos]

A friend of mine had one. He said it was nothing but a bunch of problems. Then again that dudes life is a whole bunch of problems... :\

[stevetothepast]

anyone else get spammed by " Lyagushkka" in their PM's?

[Colonel Flagg]

Yep.

[Tadao]

Not me :(

[Dimnos]

Not here. They must think you guys are suckers or something.

[Kitsa]

I did. I forwarded it to powerful people like Mockery and Willie.

[Dimnos]

yoy4_h7Pb3M

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got pm spam from them too. I think they were only sent to people who joined in January 2008 :eek

edit: and Kittysa

[Yukiko]

I got one. I feel loved again. :tear

[Kitsa]

Who knows, their ways are mysterious and many

[MLE]

do you think this is a good idea y/n

(y)/n

[Wiffles]

guys i am thinking of buying one of these
for six thousand and eight hundred dollars, do you think this is a good idea y/n


Babe magnet: id have to say yes. Practicality: no ^.^;

[Seven Force]

Go for it Ex, looks nice :)

[MLE]

OH SHIT IT'S SEVENFORCE

[Tadao]

TY for the Bday wishes MLE. Still waiting for your (.Y.) pic.

[Fathom Zero]

A sex machine for THE Sex Machine.

[MLE]

And still waiting for you to drop the notion <3

[Seven Force]

Yeah its me, I guess

[Fathom Zero]

GONNA FAIL CHEMISTRY GUYS HELP ME

:pagebrak

[MLE]

l2chemistry noob

[Seven Force]

Don't listen to him he just wants to start his own meth lab

[MLE]

pffffft, just youtube it.

[Tadao]

:yum

[Fathom Zero]

chemtube

[Wiffles]

:yum


No cotton candy for you, bunny :|

[Seven Force]

I haven't seen a real winter in like 10 years. I wonder if I can get used to it again or just say fuck it, im going back to Florida? haha

[Tadao]

No cotton candy for you, bunny :|

I wanna try some rock candy.

[executioneer]

Year, mileage, is the area prone to using salt on the road during the winter?

1991, 96000, nope

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hmm, check the carfacts on it. You might be able to get a loan for a brand new car for a little more though. I got a brand new(bought it in '06) 2007 Focus hatchback manual for maybe $15,000 but I got a 5 year warranty with it. My monthly payment is $236.

[Guitar Woman]

http://disc.420chan.org/chem/

[Babs]

craigslist can do you good with cars. I got a 2000 pontiac with only 4,000 miles for $5,500. Still runs amazing.

I agree with 10k as well. Check them carfacts. Or even better, do that trade in where you can get a guranteed $4,500 and use it as a down payment.

[Tadao]

If you eat one of Kitsa's bentos, do you poop scenery?

[MLE]

Yes.

[b_squared]

just sepia toned.

[b_squared]

I found my lost spider at work. Guess she was hanging out with the office staff. I took her home set her free.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/bjhat/spider2-1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/bjhat/spider1-1.jpg

[executioneer]

craigslist can do you good with cars. I got a 2000 pontiac with only 4,000 miles for $5,500. Still runs amazing.

I agree with 10k as well. Check them carfacts. Or even better, do that trade in where you can get a guranteed $4,500 and use it as a down payment.

i did get a carfax from the dealership when i went to testdrive, everything seemed aboveboard. i can't do the cash for clunks because my car's too old :( i do have a few c/l cars i'm planning on at least looking at before deciding

[executioneer]

Hmm, check the carfacts on it. You might be able to get a loan for a brand new car for a little more though. I got a brand new(bought it in '06) 2007 Focus hatchback manual for maybe $15,000 but I got a 5 year warranty with it. My monthly payment is $236.
i don waaaant a new car i want an old car w/ 300 hp and all wheel drive ;_;

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wilir. I trust your judgement. I'm mobile right noe. Drunk at a bar and the walk is an hour so I'm going to post in the ask willie thread whether I should let me ex come over tonight. I've been talking to this new girl who is 26 instead of being 21. Likes reel big fish/less than jake and is new town. New girl is a huuuuuuuge plus in my book and also attractive. Since its already here.....what should I do?

[executioneer]

new girl i guess

not have v. good judgement atm

[Fathom Zero]

After hours of studying (something I've done maybe twice before) I've learned a thing or two about chemistry, no thanks to the instructor or my TA or the tutors. I'm determined to pass, despite everyone's best efforts. Then I'm ditching this science field.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I chose wrong and old girl is here. :(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

b_squared: are you sure she's the same one?

[Fathom Zero]

I cocked up a Film Study quiz. I got a sixty on it. :(

I'm dumb or something.

I JUST WANT TO WORK IN A DINER. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?

[Tadao]

I chose wrong and old girl is here. :(

Play twister with her and say "Right foot out front door"

[captain516]

I JUST WANT TO WORK IN A DINER. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
You can always join a scandinavian death metal band

[Tadao]

Do construction work. Electricians make fat cash.

[Fathom Zero]

I actually have a friend that does that at the moment while he's still in school. He makes several thousand dollars.

The thing that nobody gets with me is that I like manual labor that's boring and just awful. I don't want a job fours year from now because I'm smart or have a degree. That's if I'm able to get a job at all with that shitty piece of paper.

I feel like I'm going to school for fun. I pretty much can consider it that, get a job at a Waffle House and a shitty apartment, while giving my parents the finger and not looking back. I'm not worried about being able to survive. And I've got my bike, so I don't need a car. If I need to go out of town, there's a bus heading out everywhere.

The only thing I should be petrified about is still not knowing what to do. But I'm here for now, so I'm working my ass off for the rest of the year.

[Wiffles]

If you ever get a job and want manual labor, dont get one that you have to work at a restaurant or factory. Imagine you spend your entire day in such a place for years on end. Get one that has a certain degree of freedom. Like Trucker, Road marker, Construction guy etc :)

[Fathom Zero]

I work at a golf course at the moment and I enjoy that.

I can take pretty much anything. I'd even mow lawns, if I had to.

[Fathom Zero]

I saw a dude give a chick the goon hand yesterday and the look of utter fury on her face was priceless.

[Kitsa]

A couple of weeks ago, I was waiting for my mom in her car in a dodgy area of town. I watched a homeless woman squat at a bus stop and give the finger to every bus that passed.

[RaNkeri]

I cocked up a Film Study quiz. I got a sixty on it. :(

I'm dumb or something.



Work hard and believe in yourself, you'll make it there eventually

[Fathom Zero]

It's the only thing I'm not doing so hot in that I'm really mad about, because I'm passionate about film and film theory. It pisses me off.

[Kitsa]

is the teacher an asshole? Sometimes that's why. I got a C in medical anthropology once and I was like what the fuck. The bizarre thing about that was that there were no papers or tests, all the classes (this was MED SCHOOL, btw) consisted of watching a tape of whatever medical special was on TV the previous night. And I showed up for every class and paid attention, so I don't know how the hell that worked out to a C. Fortunately I wasn't enrolled in the med school permanently yet and my undergrad advisor was letting me take it as a science elective.

Still, the bastard.

[RaNkeri]

How the hell does spider-man climb walls while he's wearing his costume?
I mean, if you made a real spider wear tiny socks/gloves on it's feet it wouldn't be able to climb jack shit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Play twister with her and say "Right foot out front door"

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

is the teacher an asshole? Sometimes that's why. I got a C in medical anthropology once and I was like what the fuck. The bizarre thing about that was that there were no papers or tests, all the classes (this was MED SCHOOL, btw) consisted of watching a tape of whatever medical special was on TV the previous night. And I showed up for every class and paid attention, so I don't know how the hell that worked out to a C. Fortunately I wasn't enrolled in the med school permanently yet and my undergrad advisor was letting me take it as a science elective.

Still, the bastard.

No, I've got no reason to claim that the teachers are anything but completely fair. Besides, these are based on the scores from online quizzes, which are graded instantly.

[Dimnos]

How do you get rid of unwanted chicks in Finland RaNkeri?

[Dimnos]

Does frozen piss still apply?

[Dimnos]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/09/29/beaver-mel-gibson.jpg

[Tadao]

Hahahahaha WTF?

[Shrubfest]

I've just been told my relationship is 'on pause' until our timetables are settled.

And because I didn't say good bye to him last time we saw each other.
I was drunk. He was working behind the bar.

[Tadao]

Are you dating a woman?

[Tadao]

Oh and, NO ONE HERE CARES, TAKE IT TO LOVELINE

[Shrubfest]

Clearly.

Actually, that would probably be better. At least she'd be able to wash up properly.

[Tadao]

European men are so gay, American cowboys are were it's at baby. Even when we have gay sex we don't menstruate.

[RaNkeri]

If a guy has the ability of flight, does it require him to use muscles? Can he fly infinitely?