I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dixie]

well i have that one going for me too, but the story just keeps getting better

[Dimnos]

Better? How so? Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart is pretty prestigious.

[Dixie]

apparently i broke some dude's heart on purpose.
because it's TOTALLY my fault that he fell in love with me (even though i told him every time we hung out not to).

[Tadao]

OH GEEZ! He's saying that? I hope he doesn't get any pussy from anyone for acting like such a fag,

[Dimnos]

She broke my heart and the only way for me to get over it is for you to give me a piece. :tear

[Dixie]

he's being such a baby and i'm so goddamn close to going feral on him

[Shrubfest]

'Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart'

You are my role model. I want to be you in a few years, please. :)

[Tadao]

There isn't much difference between you two.

[Shrubfest]

My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

[Dixie]

what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

[Sam]

I COULD HELP

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST AND I HAD THE MOST AMAZING CONVERSATION ABOUT LADY GAGA LAST WEEK, AND WHILE I BELIEVE HER SOUL TO BE AS BLACK AND TAINTED AS MINE, IT'S NO WHERE NEAR DIXIE.

[Tadao]

FUCKING HEART BREAKERS!

</3

[Fathom Zero]

Dixie, you look good in that leather body suit.

[Chojin]

the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

this is a rumor?

[Tadao]

My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

SEE! You both suck at humour.

[Shrubfest]

But we are good at sucking.

[Chojin]

That was part of the dream, btw.

[Tadao]

I wanna see the vids before I agree.

[Shrubfest]

I've already put in the request with my sex buddy.

[Tadao]

Who wouldn't want a video of you sucking on their cock? That should be your thing. Travel around and video tape blowing us.

[Shrubfest]

And then i can be a competition! Who's dick is whos!

[Sam]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Zomboid]

I'd make you speak like an English peasant AND I AM YOUR LORD! Be all like "Oy just love taking your load, mi'lord."

That'd be juuuuust fine ;)

[Supafly345]

Speak while giving the blowjob for extra points.

[Zhukov]

You know I find all that boring "nature" talk to be about a thousand times more interesting than this drivel.

[Tadao]

I thought you Aussies were supposed to be butch? I guess there has gotta be a poofter in the bunch. It's only natural.

[captain516]

It must get lonely in the outback.

[Tadao]

HEY GUYS, LOOK A ROCK!

[Fathom Zero]

THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR THE BAG OF ROCKS!

I THE PIZZAMAN.

[Tadao]

I LIKE ROCKS CAUSE THEY DON'T HURT MY DELICATE FEELINGS!

[Fathom Zero]

AHHH, SHADDAAPA YOU FACE

[Tadao]

anyone doing anything special for new years?

[Fathom Zero]

I'll rub one out, eat a pizza, and cry. Maybe not in that order. Maybe in that order.

[Shrubfest]

It's my birthday. So I'll have cake and drunken.

[Tadao]

I think I'll have shower sex.

[Wiffles]

You like to drop the soap on purpose o.o

[Tadao]

I like to soap up my hole so it goes in easy.

[Wiffles]

Doesnt that sting? o.o

[Tadao]

http://johnsonsbaby.com/images/products/product_12.jpg

;)

[Wiffles]

save us with your tenderness ^.^

[Fathom Zero]

That's a good idea, TAD!

[MarioRPG]

It's times like these that make me wonder why I read this topic. :lol

[Dixie]

RAMEN IS POISON

[Tadao]

I love me some ramen, don't get cup O noodles though, that shit takes on the Styrofoam taste that is killing our planet.

[executioneer]

usually the ramen itself is fine, it's the flavor packet that's poison :x

[Tadao]

Yeah, I use my own Udon noodle sauce in a bottle.

[captain516]

I like to put ramen seasoning on popcorn

[Tadao]

edit : n/m i was drinking too much :(

[Zhukov]

I thought you Aussies were supposed to be butch? I guess there has gotta be a poofter in the bunch. It's only natural.

I guess I am the one that is thin skinned if I am just going to lash out like I did.

[Fathom Zero]

They callllllllllllllll me Backdoor Santa. I make my runs about the break of day.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home. I give em a few pennies so that we can be alone. I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse and wouldn't old santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house.

[Dixie]

the fallout is settling, soon we'll be making radioactive ash angels

[Pub Lover]

You know I find all that boring "nature" talk to be about a thousand times more interesting than this drivel.

This is the stupid shit thread so that the other not stupid threads don't get clogged up.

There is a thread for nature.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702710
You started it, good job.
And a related one for animals.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701393

Now I will post the eek emoticon a hundred times. :(

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek .

[Pub Lover]

:eek ..

[Pub Lover]

:eek ...

[Pub Lover]

:eek ....

[Pub Lover]

Et cetera. :(

[Shrubfest]

Thank god. I was really worried you'd actually do it then.

[Pub Lover]

I have done it, therefore it is entirely possible I'll do it again. :(

[Shrubfest]

Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

[Tadao]

Fuck I should help then.

6 :eek

[Pub Lover]

Thanks, T. ;)
Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

Stimulating enough that I don't feel like posting that emoticon a hundred times. :(



:eek

[Tadao]

Don't say such things! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

>:

[Pub Lover]

ANGRY FASCES is an emoticon I can get behind. :eek

[Tadao]

His avatar off sets it in a huge way.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I follow so many people from here on facebook & twitter that I forgot about coming here. :eek

[Tadao]

Someone removed me from Myspace. Ask them why Pub.

[Pub Lover]

I hope I don't give the game away by saying I'm hardly that person's favourite internet troll.

[Tadao]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

BOOOOOOO

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Good work, D. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

A classic.

[Pub Lover]

I wonder where all the SHPs went. :(

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

Willie is a dirty jerk joke ruiner, Pub.

[executioneer]

hahaha it is my secrat weakness to ruin jokes :(

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/serioushomoproblems.jpg
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/serioushomoproblems2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Willie, your children have died of cholera. :(

It is not too late to save your wife!

[executioneer]

no they are all still ok i have paused the game and gone to play violent first person shooters in the other room

[Pub Lover]

I hope so. :tear

[elx]

:eek

[Colonel Flagg]

You need the angryface to go with your avatar. >:

[Tadao]

:eek

[elx]

it's supposed to snow this weekend and i have a hiking trip planned for the meteor shower >:

[Tadao]

whens the meteor shower? I have drugs for this weekend

[elx]

sunday/monday

[stevetothepast]

Do you guys get shrooms in cali tad?

[Tadao]

ECSTASY

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/skull01/l_427cdb909a044bb2b3b80c33f50c36ca.png

[Dimnos]

My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

[Tadao]

of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

[Tadao]

congrats! too bad she has to share it with Jesus :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Conga Rats, Dimmy! :party

[stevetothepast]

My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

:) CONGRATS :)

[stevetothepast]

of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

They grow there though? They only grow here for about a month, right before frost.

[Tadao]

In LA we have farming schools and after a little rain they grow out of the cow poop, also in north cali were it rains everyday but the have actual dairy farms there. The best ones are grown in basements out of wood chips though. Doesn't smell and taste like poo. ;)

[stevetothepast]

the ones here always grow in cemeteries (spooky) And they taste like dirty peanuts.

what did you name your daughter dimnos?

[Sam]

He named her Dirty Peanuts

[Tadao]

:eek

[captain516]

HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE


I'm all kinds of cheap. I didn't feel like fixing my freezer door so I put clear tape around and call it the "Po-Lock"

[Fathom Zero]

That's like a pun on three levels.

[Dimnos]

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

http://gbviya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1phergdUb90Csx0v_lc-eU-DilGjEwVcCMkvSpH-3MCxV1NAi1JX_P1YzmJQV2oMOzwuAI-6uJZRAy8SPzqS55oGhzPes_Eh0I/Ella2.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

WHY IS THAT BABY ORANGE? HAS IT BEEN EATING ORANGES OR SOMETHING?

[Tadao]

Dimnos got laid! :eek

[Shrubfest]

Aw, well done.

She looks like a proper baby and everything. Not like the ugly ones.

[elx]

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

http://gbviya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1phergdUb90Csx0v_lc-eU-DilGjEwVcCMkvSpH-3MCxV1NAi1JX_P1YzmJQV2oMOzwuAI-6uJZRAy8SPzqS55oGhzPes_Eh0I/Ella2.jpg
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

congratulations!

[executioneer]

BABIES, FEH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You have a cute kiddo Dim, I'm at home now so I can actually see the picture. :) I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

[kahljorn]

his life is over now

[Sam]

gotta follow ma crackbong dreams

[elx]

hey guys, in a confrontation being the bigger person is NEVER the way to go.
be the rotten person and fuck those fuckers in the face.

[executioneer]

i'm confused

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

CRAAACCCCKKBOOOOONNNNGGGG

[Shrubfest]

Holy shit, my stepdad is trying to fix the oven, and keeps starting electric shocks. They are getting worse, but so far he's managed to not get electrocuted. I'm just waiting for a scream and the smell of charred flesh.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE AWESOME. WE RE-ANIMATE THINGS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!!

[Colonel Flagg]

OR DIE TRYING.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

http://gbviya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1phergdUb90Csx0v_lc-eU-DilGjEwVcCMkvSpH-3MCxV1NAi1JX_P1YzmJQV2oMOzwuAI-6uJZRAy8SPzqS55oGhzPes_Eh0I/Ella2.jpg

Yay for babies on this page too. :D

[LordSappington]

Wow, people are assholes. I was running home, and since it was 12 AM and incredibly foggy and wet, I slipped and sprained my left leg, and bashed the fuck out my my right one. So, I'm basically dragging myself home, and someone drives by, and stops. Our conversation went something like
'Are you okay?'
'I hurt my legs; I can't walk very well...'
'Oh, where do you live?'
'About three blocks away; I have to get through the ditch to get home.'
'Oh, okay. 'Night.'
And he drove off, leaving me to an uncertain fate. Thanks, asshole.

[Colonel Flagg]

Same thing happened to me in broad daylight when I hit a pothole while riding my bicycle. I ended up being nearly run over by "some lady" while I gradually staggered to my feet, dragged my wrecked ride to the side of the road, then, when nothing else happened, I motioned her along. Admittedly this was in the day without cell-phones, but still, it woulr have been nice if she had rolled down her f***ing window and asked if I was OK. Bitch.

[Sam]

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE NAVAL BASE IN ALAMEDA CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEWCWEAR WESSELS ARE?

[Dimnos]

I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

IDK. I was thinking about getting a new box this Christmas. Anyone know if I can buy an arcade version and just slap my old HD on it and thus save $100?

[stevetothepast]

I'm pretty sure you can. But I really don't know.

[Dimnos]

Yeah I dont see why I couldnt. Knowing my luck though Ill drop the $200 for it and find the arcade version doesnt allow for HD support. That or come to find out its my HD that is the problem. :\

[stevetothepast]

well with the problems you were having it could be your HD. should plug your HD into somebody elses and try to play your arcade games and shit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can you trade your old one in for credit towards a new one?

[Dimnos]

Doubt it. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[Sam]

you can slap the hard drive onto the other systems >:

[kahljorn]

I have the arcade version and I'm pretty sure you can install a hard drive into it.

[Dimnos]

The missing HD is the only difference isnt it?

[stevetothepast]

That and whenever you turn it on for the first time, you get a message telling you to man up and buy a real xbox.

[MarioRPG]

How thoughtful of them

[Tadao]

What if OAO fell in love with the PS3?

[Evil Robot]

XBOXes are for gays, get a PS3

[Evil Robot]

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/151742_S/Rockstar-Announces-The-Ballad-of-Gay-Tony-DLC.jpg
Exclusively on XBOX GAY

[Tadao]

OMG what if OAO made a baby with Courage?

[MarioRPG]

But don't you get a tank with the gay tony thing? Tanks = not gay

[Dr. Boogie]

The cannon is a giant phallus.

[Chojin]

The cannon is a giant phallus.

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/1260307675223.jpg

[Evil Robot]

Typical chojin art, like my user pic

[Chojin]

Typical chojin art, like my user pic

you're allowed to change that, btw

[Evil Robot]

you're allowed to change that, btw
No fucking way, you changed it and now everybody has to look at it for eternity. I've been keeping it out of spite and if you want it gone, YOU have to change it.

[Fathom Zero]

Screwdrivers are so delicious, but they make me hate me the next day. :(

[Fathom Zero]

EATING IS BAD FOR ME AS ARE WOMAN

[Fathom Zero]

And GO ISLANDERS

[Chojin]

Great, Bill's gone now.

...and Kitsa

yeah, whatever happened to kitsa?

[Sam]

GODDAMNED JAPANESESES WITH THEIR HAX ON MY L4D2 >:

[Chojin]

the dizzy saga shall continue in this thread:
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69703811

[Babs]

In memory to Lizzy

NEVER FORGET

[Evil Robot]

This thread is different from yesterday. WTF

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like how all the L4D quotes got thrown in the other thread too.

[Sam]

I wasn't even talking about L4D when I made those quotes AND NEITHER WERE YOU, ADMIT IT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I LEFT HER 4 DEAD

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, whatever happened to kitsa?

She's cooking buns in her oven.

[Sam]

YOU LEFT HER 4 HEAD

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I LEFT HER 4 RED
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kurtwood-Smith-ts03.jpg (http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Smith,_Kurtwood/gallery/CVW-000011/)

[Sam]

YOU LEFT HER 4 BREAD (HARRITY)

http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392109799c3011098b1d6f40001/thumbnail_54230.jpg
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392109799c3011098b1d6f40001/thumbnail_54230.jpg)

[Babs]

He apparently isn't a friend of officer Murphy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

She's cooking buns in her oven.

... and it's almost done - just a few more weeks. :)

[executioneer]

GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUT SOME EXTRA ICING ON THOSE BUNS BEFORE THEY'RE DONE

ew @ me

[kahljorn]

oh wait this is the wrong thread :(

[executioneer]

it always is

[Pentegarn]

Man I miss too much by not coming in here. Well I gots my first new years resolution early then.

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

[Fathom Zero]

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

My record is 175. :/ I don't bowl EVER and that was a stretch over a summer where I played with a friend every other day.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

I miss bowling :(

[Fathom Zero]

Have someone wheel your ass over and push the ball with your tongue.

[Tadao]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man I miss too much by not coming in here. Well I gots my first new years resolution early then.

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

Congrats. I miss bowling too

[Colonel Flagg]

Man I miss too much by not coming in here.

So what did you miss, exactly? (Congrats on the bowling)

[Tadao]

I was gonna comment on this user who is now logged in
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10892
but then I decided that I'm not really interested in keeping them talking.

[kahljorn]

haha i saw that person too and was like "WHOISYOU"

[The Leader]

I hate the people who only comment in the article threads. Why do they even bother posting? I mean, other than to make themselves feel like they're best buds with the freaks who write for/created this site.

[Tadao]

Dude, did you see her artshit thread? :lol

[Fathom Zero]

In all honesty, I'm sure most of them don't know the forum exists. The article comment system is integrated into the forums.

I think. I'M NOT A CODEMASTER.

[executioneer]

thats the impression i got, too

[The Leader]

Dude, did you see her artshit thread? :lol
Now I remember her. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm not your friend buddy

I AIN'T YOUR BUDDY PAL. :lol

[Pentegarn]

I just have friends. I wish I had 'friend buddies' or 'buddy pals' though

So what did you miss, exactly? (Congrats on the bowling)

All sorts of stuff

[Tadao]

I AIN'T YOUR BUDDY PAL. :lol

Hahhaha too bad she couldn't do that joke with me.

[Tadao]

Pent, you have seen that southpark right?

[Tadao]

-5uzJVkeaUI

[Pentegarn]

Nope, I only catch Southpark on occasion when my friend is watching it while I am hanging with him. I will give that a look though.

[Pentegarn]

Is that looped? Or does it actually go on like that for one and a half minutes in the actual episode? :lol

[Tadao]

Nah that's looped, but all throughout the episode they do that. In total it probably adds up to 5 minutes. :(

[Pentegarn]

Once I get around to getting the cable guy to the new pad, I can catch up on that show

[Tadao]

or go to http://allsp.com/

[Pentegarn]

Nice, imma bookmark that right now

[Pentegarn]

Too tired to stay up anymore, but I wanted to share this because I thought it was pretty damn cool. An underwater volcano erupting got caught on video

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/science-first-video-of-submarine-lava-eruption-17192019

[Tadao]

I have 2 more episodes of Dexter season 4 to watch. God dam slow downloads.

[Babs]

What the fuck I'm to drunk to ekeep my eyes open iamd om really drink righ t now LAWL..

SA WHAT SHOULD o DP ?

please i love you so much dad.

i can not sleep and ate some really bad mcdonalds and when i close my eyes ITS THE SPINS FOR ME.

i lvoe oyou

[executioneer]

DRINK EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER

DRINK THEM SLOW

[Babs]

YOU SARE SO CUTE LOL YOU SO CUTE LOL

[Babs]

seriously though what can I do to stop having the spins son?

[executioneer]

spin the other way

puke

fall unconcious

go south. light lantern. squeeze moss

[Babs]

HELP ME

[executioneer]

DUDE THE MOSS WILL INCREASE YOUR DEXTERITY INA COUPLE TURNS, THATLL STOP THE SPINS

JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE RAT-ANTS

[Babs]

DING

[Tadao]

http://lvillage.education.vic.gov.au/lv/diec/hp.nsf/Files/cassiebutterfly/$File/Spinning+Shape.gif

[elx]

FUCK DEXTER'S WRITERS

[Babs]

0_iBxo1LzaY

[Tadao]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm almost done! But yeah, this season of everything has been half assed.

[Fathom Zero]

ALL MY LIFE I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE AND YOU'RE THE WOMAN I'M DREAMIN' OF

COME ON BABY LOVE ME LET ME TURN ON YOUR LIGHT HOLD ME NOW HONEY KISS ME ALL NIGHT YOU'RE HEARING VOICES THE VOICES INSIDE OOOOOH YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME YOU WANT ME TONIGHT

[Fathom Zero]

A9qN9ip3XrQ

[elx]

lets comfort eachother tadao :(

[kahljorn]

IM SO NICE I APOLOGIZE WHEN I RUIN PEOPLES FUN

FUCK YOU JERKS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SAY JASPER, WHAT COMES AFTER '75?

76?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

[Tadao]

lets comfort eachother tadao :(

At least it's over for now.

[captain516]

THAT'S SO FUNNY 10K

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0331.jpg





I NEVER FORGET A FACE,BUT I'LL GLADLY MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN YOUR CASE

[Tadao]

he has dead people eyes

[kahljorn]

its not the eyes its the headset it makes you look like a robot pilot.

at least thats how i look and feel :(

[Pentegarn]

Not just a robot pilot, an ANGRY robot pilot!

You should know it is bad to make your robot pilot angry

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HAHAHAHAHHA, I'm assuming its the picture of me with my headset on.(at work, pics blocked)

FUN FACT: Anytime I play Goldeneye deathmatches with friends I always pick the helicopter pilot because he's hilarious looking.

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing makes a dude look less aggressive than when they take a picture with their Xbox Live headset on. :<

[Tadao]

I can tell you suck at whatever you are playing cause you bite the inside of your bottom lip. :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's the picture I took when I opened my secret santa gift and realized it was Bisquik.

[Tadao]

You tried to rub it on your gums didn't you :(

[Babs]

I GOT YOU SOME PANCAKE MIX

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY DAD

[Sam]

WHAT'S YOUR DAD'S E-MAIL ADRESS?

[Fathom Zero]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A MAD FISTER

[Babs]

I WANNA E-MAIL THAT DAD

[Fathom Zero]

DAD KNUCKLES

[kahljorn]

dude bisquik isn't even pancake mix its like biscuit mix (GROSS BISCUIT MIX TOO) you have to add a bunch of shit to it to make pankcakes and then they don't even taste good you ******

[stevetothepast]

HAHAHAHAHHA, I'm assuming its the picture of me with my headset on.(at work, pics blocked)

FUN FACT: Anytime I play Goldeneye deathmatches with friends I always pick the helicopter pilot because he's hilarious looking.

I always pick valentine. that game is not as much fun as I remembered it to be, I tried playing it not too long ago.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like the character selection in The World Is Not Enough so much better than goldeneye. You can playing as fucking Max Zorin!!!!!
http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/14-images/zorin.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can tell you suck at whatever you are playing cause you bite the inside of your bottom lip. :O

Work stresses me out a lot.

[Tadao]

I stick out my tongue when I aim.

[Sam]

IT'S FROM THOSE FUCKING JAPANESE HACKERS STRESSING HIM OUT WITH THEIR AIMBOTS AND SPAWNING HAX

[Pentegarn]

Hehe, loveline is amusing me right now

[Tadao]

HOLY SHIT! Pent isn't posting in sports?

Just kidding ya homo

[HickMan]

hey guys hows it goin?

[HickMan]

seems like a whole lot

[Immortal Goat]

Hey HickMan. I'm home for the holidays. Just thought you might like to know, in case nobody told you.

[Pentegarn]

HOLY SHIT! Pent isn't posting in sports?

Just kidding ya homo

No no... you have a point there :lol

EDIT: About the posting in sports I mean :lol

[Esuohlim]

Sup Hickman. Did you get three girls to suck your dick while you gunned down an Iraqi family yet? :eek

[Sam]

That is an offensive question to ask Milhouse. >:

You know he already has.

[Tadao]

I wonder if ripping a mouth hole in a Berka is as sexy as ripping a fuck hole in pantyhose.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey Hickman, you home for the holidays? How long you back for, soldier?

[bigtimecow]

anyone in here? i just found out that the girl i'm digging isn't going to this big end of semester party tomorrow night :(

help me icock