I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

Then write something

[Grislygus]

They've got submitted weeklies already, they're just spending all their time working on this newfangled double dragon game. CHILL OWT BRA

[Kitsa]

Think I might to to Foy's (that kickass year round halloween/general store place) today.

[Kitsa]

Nope, they were closed, I went to the National Air Force Museum instead.

They have the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Nagasaki there. They also have a bunch of other interesting historical stuff and I took pictures, but many are blurry so we'll see how that goes.

Also, I had no idea how completely fucking huge ballistic missiles are.

[Tadao]

Enola Gay's lesser known brother.

[Tadao]

Got my disability parking placard in today.

[Fathom Zero]

Nice.

[Tadao]

One of the rules is that I don't have to put money in parking meters.


:jawsome

[Pub Lover]

When did I start thinking that 67 is too young to die. :eek

[Tadao]

at 22

[Tadao]

TO PUB :
RdfPER5Cgm8

[elx]

i wanna watch someone get struck by lightning :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Shocking. :shocked

[Tadao]

5Ll7Cp9VRfs

[Sam]

what the fuck is this HORSESHIT? THE PART THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE VIDEO IS CENSORED and ELX WILL LEARN NOTHING FROM IT.

[Tadao]

She's too young for that

[Sam]

SHE'LL NEVER GROW UP IF YOU KEEP CODDLING HER LIKE THAT

[Zhukov]

Forever young. I want elx to be forever young.



Also, Kitsa, please take pictures of ICBMs.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel like shit and feeling like a massive faggot for being so only exacerbates it, goddamn it. >:

I need to find something to get pissed at.

[elx]

wanna tell us about it??

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing, I'm just depressed and feel useless, and I know that none of that it's real but I'm pissed at myself for letting it affect me.

GODDAMN IT.

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/oBZU5.jpg
does this giant picture of a tiny bird help? :)

[Sam]

YOU ARE SUCH A SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL CHILD, ELX

[elx]

well yes of course! he needed something to get pissed at; that little guy works perfectly.

[Sam]

I'M SO GLAD I RAISED YOU CORRECTLY.

[Zhukov]

I was fixing the mower and I was bitten by a spider. Bye guys!

[Sam]

GOOD THING I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE A PUSSY FROM A PUSSY SPIDERBITE WHILE YOU FIX YOUR PUSSY LAWN PUSSY MOWER.

PUSSY.

[Zhukov]

I'm not going to die Sam, I'm just going to have to lose a hand. :rolleyes

Which is why I need your daughter's.

[kahljorn]

YOUR HAND IS A PUSSY

[Zhukov]

I WISH.

[The Leader]

That'd certainly make things a whole lot easier for you.

[Pub Lover]

I'M SO GLAD I RAISED YOU CORRECTLY.

You raised her? She raises me. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:boners

[Pub Lover]

LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.

AND I ALREADY CASHED THE DOWRY CHECK.

SAM, DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CLAIM?

:lol

..

[Pub Lover]

So wait... :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5022/eeks.png
>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

That is a picture of ELX? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Damn. :chatter

[Pub Lover]

You raised her? She raises me. You've done very well. :eek

..

[Pub Lover]

:boners :respect
..

[Tadao]

Her tits are illegal in Australia.

[Zhukov]

I thought elx was blonde.

[The Leader]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/klsdfkxlkosfk.jpg
<3Extra creepy.

[elx]

i am >:

[Tadao]

You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, ELX:

Can you draw a picture of Solomon Grundy and Robocop high fiving each other. Maybe with a juggalo unconcious on the ground?

[elx]

certainly can!


this (http://www.popsci.com/environment/article/2010-05/crack-scientist-team-dispatched-houston-solve-oil-spill) is awesome. the most absolute random team of brains thrown together; i expect the top secret missions will be incredibly intricate and hilarious. i'd like them to fail plan a, b, c, d, e, and so on until they just start blowing stuff up.

[Tadao]

I find this part funny.


Government Dispatches Crack Scientist Team To Houston to Solve Oil Leak (http://www.popsci.com/environment/article/2010-05/crack-scientist-team-dispatched-houston-solve-oil-spill)

H-bomb inventor, Mars mining expert among those to study possible solutions

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/data.jpeg.pngFirst of all.

Richard Garwin, a consultant who helped design the first hydrogen bomb in 1951.

Secondly the made it look like Steven Chu is a H-Bomb inventor.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice the movie, fuck yeah?

[Dimnos]

No. No fuck yeah for the movie. :(

[Dimnos]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Along with infractions, I would like to give out gold stars. Like to Dimnos for pagebraking.

[Pub Lover]

Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?
Six days after that I asked out the girl that would go onto be my very first girlfriend. :)

[Pub Lover]

i am >:

So that other picture isn't you? okay. :letsouttheboner

[Pub Lover]

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.
:rock

[Pub Lover]

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.
You did a thorough examination? :eek

[Sam]

SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

[Tadao]

I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

[Pub Lover]

Her tits are illegal in Australia.

Not even a little bit, we covered that last time The Zuke tried to nail her.

[Pub Lover]

You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

I don't get the reference. :confused :dunce

[Pub Lover]

I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

Are your pubes grey yet?

[Tadao]

NSFW

http://www.google.com/search?q=canoga+park+porn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Pub Lover]

What I'm saying is "T, show us yer pubes!"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You did a thorough examination? :eek

I'm going by a vague recollection.

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of pubes...

[Tadao]

Are your pubes grey yet?

So old they have all fallen out.

[Pub Lover]

SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

That is why I asked the Ghost if he went deep to check. ;)

[Sam]

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE GHOST, HE'S TOO BUSY PLANNING HIS AIRHORN ATTACKS.

[Pub Lover]

NSFW

http://www.google.com/search?q=canoga+park+porn&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I just searched for canoga park forgetting the rule about things from you needing a porn suffix.

[Pub Lover]

I'm going by a vague recollection.

Man, you are a stud, but show a little more respect to your non-insane conquests, would ya?

[Sam]

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.

[Pub Lover]

So old they have all fallen out.

What part of crotch shot is unclear to you?

[Pub Lover]

T, get yer knob online!

[Pub Lover]

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.
Is that why you traded her to Danny for a half pack of mentos and some guy's wing-mirror?

[Sam]

DANNY IS GOING TO TREAT HER RIGHT.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

DANNY IS GOING TO TREAT HER RIGHT.

I would you direct you to his twitter where he outlines his failures to look after pets.

He let a bunny freeze to death.

[Pub Lover]

I hear from the ghost that your fine daughter has less fur than even a little baby rabbit.

[Pub Lover]

This does not bode well for her time with our friend Tatom.

[Pub Lover]

That last page of the PYPH thread is about two dozen infractions. >:

[Tadao]

If only

[Esuohlim]

Pfft

[Fathom Zero]

thank you, elx. I feel better. :)

[Grislygus]

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

:rock


HIGH FIVE DUDE :CHESTBUMP

[Grislygus]

GODDAMNING FUCK WHY THE HELL DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO LIVE IN WHITTIER >:

[Sam]

WHAT

[Grislygus]

Have to wait five more days until I have enough time off from work so I can drive over and MAYBE get some, jumpfucking Christ

[Grislygus]

IF SHE MOVED OUT OF HER CREEPY MOM'S HOUSE ALREADY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, GIRLS NEED TO START DECLARING THEIR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE ANY COMMITTED FUCKING STARTS

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

Your girlfriend is a codependent that took you in off of the streets, let's you eat all of her food and gives you blowjobs while her parents are in the same room, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS PROBLEM

[Grislygus]

Oh oh, and she "likes having [her] mom as a roommate". And "doesn't plan on moving out right now". And she also has now cheerfully admitted to me that she doesn't really have any friends.


THE FUCK, The weird ones are supposed to look ugly so that you know to avoid them beforehand, they are NOT supposed to be attractive, but I'm torn because she's desperate and easy when her fucking MOM isn't around and making sex jokes

[Sam]

FUCK HER, AND HER MOM

[Grislygus]

I AM FUCKING HER












HER MOM IS FAT AND WE HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED THE EXTRA SIDE OF CREEPY, SO "FUCK NO" ON THAT ONE

[Sam]

GRISLYGUS' GIRLFRIEND'S MOM, FUCK YEAH :rankeri

[Grislygus]

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FECK MOTHERFUCKERS, FUCK, FIVE MORE DAYS AND THEN I'M LITERALLY TAKING HER STRAIGHT TO A MOTEL, SHIT'S RIDICULOUS

[Esuohlim]

JUST FUCK AND SLEEP IN YOUR CAR

Especially if your seats recline all the way back, it's like the goddamn presidential suite nigga

[Esuohlim]

I'm in San Francisco right now, btw. I'm closer to a lot of you right now than I usually am and it gives me the damn creeps >:

SAM I'M HOPPING ON ROUTE 101 LET'S MEET UP SOMEWHERE AND REMINISCE OF OLD TIMES

[Grislygus]

MY car? Does not lend itself to sex. We use her car. But I'm not going to spend all afternoon and all night in it.

Besides, movie, motel, alcohol, room service. Shit's impressive. To her, at least. She can't believe I buy things for her. And by "things" I don't mean expensive gifts. I mean basic crap like "movie tickets" and "lunch".

[Grislygus]

Wiat, San Francisco? BUY ME SEAFOOD, I STEPPED OUT OF OREGON AND INTO CALIFORNIA AND SUDDENLY I CAN NO LONGER GET MUSSELS, OYSTERS, CRAB, SQUID, OR FISH OF ANY KIND AND I AM NOW GOING THROUGH MERCURY WITHDRAWAL PLEASE SEND ME SOME RED SNAPPER AT LEAST, I'M JONESING HARD

[Esuohlim]

Yeah right man I've been eating nothing but burritos and ice cream since I've been here :x

[Grislygus]

WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO LAGUNA BEACH. LAGUNA BEACH IS A BEACH AND IT'S NEAR AN OCEAN WHY CAN NONE OF THOSE ARTFAGS FIGURE OUT HOW TO RENT A BOAT AND SELL ME SOME @#$!ING FISH

[Grislygus]

OF COURSE, YOU CONTINUE TO EAT BURRITOS AND ICE CREAM AND SAVE THE SEVEN POUNDS OF RAZOR CLAMS FOR ME, YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND

[Esuohlim]

AND IN-N-OUT IS DAMN GOOD TOO, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE

I was at fisherman's wharf but it's a fucking tourist fag-fest and the food there is terrible

[Esuohlim]

Anything for you Gus you're the only one for me here on I-Mockery dot .com slash forum slash showthread dot php question mark t equals 8799 :(

[Esuohlim]

page 2715 >:

[Grislygus]

In other news, Pub Lover never wants to stop by and chat while I'm actually online and it makes me sad :(

[Zhukov]

HEMISPHERES.

[Tadao]

Sounds like her mom sends her out to lure men into the spider den. I hope you didn't put on weight, that only makes you look tastier.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gus, you should send the mom out for a pedicure or from your description maybe a face-a-cure that way you have the house to yourselves and it makes you a baller.

[Grislygus]

HEMISPHERES.

bullSHIT, it doesn't matter whether I'm on 2 am or 2 pm

[Grislygus]

AND I AM NOT SPENDING MONEY ON MARLEY THE WEIRDLY COY MANATEE

[Sam]

I'm in San Francisco right now, btw. I'm closer to a lot of you right now than I usually am and it gives me the damn creeps >:

SAM I'M HOPPING ON ROUTE 101 LET'S MEET UP SOMEWHERE AND REMINISCE OF OLD TIMES

DRIVE NORTH FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS AND YOU'LL FIND ME.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

UP ON SAM HILL.


I got my census done today. It was not as fun as I had hoped.

[Kitsa]

I ate a Krispy Kreme donut this morning and now I feel like a big gross fatty :(

It seemed like a good idea at the time :(

[Grislygus]

coulda been worse, like a greasy wetzels pretzel for instance

[elx]

Sounds like her mom sends her out to lure men into the spider den. I hope you didn't put on weight, that only makes you look tastier.
LOOOOOOOOOL



there are ways to lure pub, you just have to learn grungyguts

[Grislygus]

yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina


or by posting a picture of your c*ck :eek

[Grislygus]

I KNOW THE TRICKS, WOMAN, HE'S JUST BEING SPITEFUL

[Tadao]

:yum :orgasm :eek

[Pub Lover]

bullSHIT, it doesn't matter whether I'm on 2 am or 2 pm

:eek

[Tadao]

See, a series of creepy emoticons is how you page him.

[elx]

now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?

[Pub Lover]

or by posting a picture of your c*ck :eek

Only seven Force has done this for me. :(

[Pub Lover]

The rest of you have let me down. >:

[Pub Lover]

And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:

My boner from looking at your cocks, you guys. :(

[Pub Lover]

Why do you never think about my boner? :(

[Pub Lover]

yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina
Yeah, because I am totally not a misogynist. :conspiracy

[Grislygus]

PUBS MA BOY

Only seven Force has done this for me. :(

seriously

[Pub Lover]

now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?

Bathing suit pictures. ;)

[Grislygus]

unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

[Pub Lover]

seriously
He has a quite nice looking mocha dick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Not too long, but could make you gag if you were overambitious. ;)

[Pub Lover]

A wonderful girth though. You know he is in you. ;)

[Grislygus]

now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

[Pub Lover]

unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

Only long enough to yell that he take it off. ;) :orgasm :eek

[Grislygus]

SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

[Pub Lover]

now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Yeah, but from you, as I have mentioned, being nude is the key. It is only the lovable Miss Elx that should keep her virtue.

[Pub Lover]

SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

Hey, you're right! Let's hear some descriptions of yours? >:

[Grislygus]

and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

[Tadao]

now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

[Pub Lover]

and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

Sir, it is infraction-worthy that you are not gracing the latest page of the PYPH thread with your shirt off. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

[Grislygus]

not in daisy dukes, i can tell you that right now, but yes, i do owe him a hood slide :eek

[Pub Lover]

Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

I have been refraining from mentioning that. :x

[Pub Lover]

Because he fell on his face and cried when he tried. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Poor little guy. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT, GUS! I FORGIVE YOU!

[Pub Lover]

Show me yer knob! >:

[Pub Lover]

I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

Are you sure? describe your hedge.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

not in daisy dukes, i can tell you that right now, but yes, i do owe him a hood slide :eek

Hell yes. :rock

[Grislygus]

As always, I have NO GODDAMN CLUE when I'll have the money to make it look pretty enough to photograph/film. However, seeing as how it's been a few YEARS since I promised it, I will post a bona-fide, full-on, myspace-ish picture in the PYPH thread just for you, Pubs. I admit to owing you that much.

Shirt remains on, though.

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[Grislygus]

Anticlimax, guys :(

MY FACE IS JUST AS UGLY AS YOURS

YES, IT'S TRUE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are you sure? describe your hedge.

TO THE POINT

[Pub Lover]

I... have memories of a ginger haloed penis. It could be yours, Ghost. :x

[Pub Lover]

Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0080.jpg
Fantastic! :)

[Pub Lover]

You are a cutie. :yum

[Pub Lover]

Now strip. >:

[Grislygus]

I will



IN YOUR DREAMS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


















































No seriously I will be there in your dreams tonight

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I... have memories of a ginger haloed penis. It could be yours, Ghost. :x

BLACK IRISH

[Pub Lover]

you were kinda scary because you were always like WHARGALBLARHblaaaaah but now you're just d'awwww :)
:orgasm
I didn't know it was you all along. I think on PUB'S BEACH BONANZA your picture is on it but I never knew who it was.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/tadaobeach.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/babysandwich.jpg

[RaNkeri]

NO FINLAND ALLOWED

[Pub Lover]

How old are you, Ranny K? >:

[Fathom Zero]

Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

[Esuohlim]

Rankeri is like 12 and he still needs a growth spurt so that all the kids stop making fun of his weight

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

I thought that was hickman

[Fathom Zero]

Dude, Hickman's a soljah, brah.

[Pub Lover]

I thought that was hickman

Hickman is the guy in fatigues at the front getting a hug from you. That is legal in the military now, right?

[Pub Lover]

Rankeri is like 12 and he still needs a growth spurt so that all the kids stop making fun of his weight

Eww. :x

[Tadao]

I like how you put a spoiler in a spoiler. It turned me on a little.

[Pub Lover]

Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

[Pub Lover]

I like how you put a spoiler in a spoiler. It turned me on a little.

I was pleased and surprised that it worked. :)

[Pub Lover]

That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting. :orgasm ;) :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I was pleased and surprised that it worked. :)

Like every time I use my dick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting. :orgasm ;) :eek

His cock! :eek

[elx]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4331/fdslsd.png

OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

[Tadao]

Excuse me, we know you are a closet lesbian and all, but Pub is talking about our cocks. CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE THAT MUCH!

[elx]

sorry i should be more sensitive to the stuff (http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486938) guys (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) like (http://www.snacksandshit.com/) :(

[Fathom Zero]

Turn Incognitio mode off.

[Fathom Zero]

That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

:eek I've never seen a picture of him. Even stalker-wise on Facebook.

[kahljorn]

this is the second semester in a row that the school dropped me from classes for no apparent reason and I was then fucked out of my chance of taking them for the next year ;/

arnold swarzenfuck is the worst governor ever.

[Zhukov]

Holy crap North Korea achieved nuclear fusion? :lol


I used to buy Popular Science magazine. Or was that New Scientist?

[kahljorn]

i saw that too. lol.

i bet they discovered it just like that one asian discovered how to isolate stem cells or whatever the fuck he did/didn't do. god thats the most racist comment ive ever made :(

[kahljorn]

I'm pretty sure tis is what actually happened;

HJILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH A DOG :LOL

just kidding:
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2008/07/133_27642.html

if that even happened ;/

[Zhukov]

I bet it's not.


My friend doesn't want to go to North Korea with me, so I am going to go by myself probably near the end of this year or start of 2011.

[Colonel Flagg]

OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

I have an AIDS medicine on mine. :(

I think it's a random act of geekiness. :tear

[Kitsa]

Lisa Ling and her sister were on the today show for wandering too far over the NK border for like 45 seconds and getting the shit kicked out of them by soldiers

or something, I was only half-listening.

[Zhukov]

I've got the fever. It wont be sated until I've returned and slumped into everlasting depression over the futility of a just society.

[Kitsa]

From what I half-heard they pistolwhipped and riflebutted the bejesus out of two little Chinese women, who knows what they'll do to you :(

[Zhukov]

You might not think so, but my westerness will protect me.

[Kitsa]

I guess you're right, I heard they love westerners.

[Zhukov]

No, they hate, but the regime relies on not only western aid, but the lie that the entire world loves the Kims.

Anyway, I don't plan on being too much of a smart arse.

[Dimnos]

Are you going to do the whole pay a Chinese dignitary to smuggle you in thing?

[Zhukov]

No, I will apply for a tourist visa with my good working class background, and be accepted as one of a few thousand tourists allowed in per year. Strangely enough, the "allowable limit" and the number of applications isn't too dissimilar.

[Kitsa]

Have you read the Iraq chapters of "Baghdad Without a Map" by Tony Horwitz? Because I'd do that before you go.

[Zhukov]

You're scaring me now. :(

[Kitsa]

PARALLELS, MAN, PARALLELS.

[kahljorn]

I TRIED TO GO TO BED EARLY LAST NIGHT AND INSTEAD I SOMEHOW ENDED UP STAYING UP TILL 9:30am GADDAMNIT

[Tadao]

What type of plane was that on?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&ei=UxP0S-ayL5GmsgO3_d2vDA&sa=X&oi=spellfullpage&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=2&ved=0CBIQvwUoAQ&q=strawberry+bitch&spell=1
:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

I hope your eyes get stuck like that

[Kitsa]

also, it's HAUNTED.

http://www.forgottenoh.com/Counties/Montgomery/usaf.html

[Tadao]

(12:34:56 PM) Tadao: hahah I just saw 4 mexicans, 2 girls 2 guys in white shirts and jeans, get out of a small car and unpack a trunk full of cleaning machines. They are ultra efficient

(12:35:23 PM) CIG: hell yeah, it's like the ghost busters, but with windex

[Tadao]

Things I attack Kitsa on:

Having cancer

Being a ginger

Not as pretty as Shrub

[RaNkeri]

Been a while since I last posted my picture here :eek

[Kitsa]

all three of those things are true.

Also, my neurosurgeon tells me that I have neck vertebrae the size of a 3 year old's, so I look forward to seeing what you can do with that.

[Tadao]

Probably make a bow tie.

[Tadao]

I was never on the market, but if it makes you feel better it's not that great a place to be.

:rolleyes

I know at least 3 people who would disagree.

[Kitsa]

waitwaitwait

let the record show that it's not fishing or a pity party. We coo.

[Tadao]

No, I'm hurt now. Only bewb pics will make me feel loved.

[Kitsa]

I'm about 3/4 boob so just assume you've seen them already in some form.

[Pub Lover]

I love you all. :')

The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!

[Pub Lover]

The date being his birthday. :eek

[Tadao]

add 1 teaspoon of olive oil and a dash of Emeril's Essence and we have a praty.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, The Leader. :)

[Tadao]

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To tell the truth, you can all get screwed
I'd like to give you a kick, you little son of a bitch
Just let me
Let me get my hands around your throat
And I will choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke

[Dimnos]

An Arizona utility commissioner said he's willing to pull the plug on Los Angeles if the city goes through with a boycott of his state.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37233039/ns/local_news-los_angeles_ca?GT1=43001


:lol

[Kitsa]

I don't know why I was surprised that clothing worn and autographed by Pamela Anderson went for so little.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PAMELA-ANDERSON-SIGNED-WORN-RED-JACKET-DIRECT-PAM-/160435581240?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item255ab4b138

[Pub Lover]

How old are you now? :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

The Leader, I mean. :x

[Dimnos]

Its so cheap because no one wants the hep c.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Tadao]

I have neck vertebrae the size of a 3 year old's, so I look forward to seeing what you can do with that.

Probably make a bow tie.


FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[The Leader]

How old are you now? :conspiracy
21 :orgasm

FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY
I laughed, but then I felt bad so no lol emote for you. :(

[Pub Lover]

FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

It was. I couldn't get my joke about blowjobs, three year olds & kitsa out without wanking furiously though, so I had to just ignore it. :(

[Tadao]

I almost went with the pedophile thing too! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

21 :orgasm
Now that you are a fine young man of unequivocal legal age, would you be so kind as to grace us with a picture of your todger? :yum :eek :love

[The Leader]

You need to woo me with gifts first, as is custom. :)

[Tadao]

Ive seen it, Shrubs is better.

[Pub Lover]

You have me thinking about Shrub's todger now. I'm... I'm going to just have to message her and ask now. :eek :wank :tear

[Tadao]

You can see the bulge when she tucks it!

[Pub Lover]

:eek :eek :wank

[Pub Lover]

Have many frivolous age based celebrations.

May one of them involve a traffic cone.

Oh god. :eek :wank :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

You can see the bulge when she tucks it!

:orgasm :yum :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Guys, we need a :frig emoticon. >: :frig >:

[Tadao]

And a :rape

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

[Tadao]

what color helmets? White cum? :love:orgasm:eek

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

I went "meh." It was okay, Tad. You're capable of better/worse, though. :\

[Tadao]

Kinda like your photography.

:eek :orgasm :yum

[Fathom Zero]

Yup.

:(

[elx]

baby food is super gross, when you guys start having kids don't give them that.
instead only feed them pudding, it's yummy and plus it'll make them obese and obese babies are the cutest. :)

[The Leader]

But RoboCop ate baby food and RoboCop is neat.

[Tadao]

ELX, I'll feed you pudding. ;) :eek :yum

[Kitsa]

meh, it's not that bad. Most of it is just super-pureed versions of recognizable flavors. Bananas and "vanilla custard" are actually not bad at all.

I speak from experience because sometimes the kid won't nomnomnom until they see that you don't die from it.

[kahljorn]

YOU CAN ALSO MAKE YOUR OWN BABY FOOD

[Pub Lover]

baby food is super gross, when you guys start having kids don't give them that.
instead only feed them pudding, it's yummy and plus it'll make them obese and obese babies are the cutest. :)

You think the people here should be having kids? :confused:

[Tadao]

Holly fuck guys. I love RBF but this is relly relly awesome.

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