I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MarioRPG]

Seven Force collects foot pictures. It's a well known fact, we should all be sending pictures to him. I guess you're a start.

[RaNkeri]

Hey Seven Force, would you like to have my foot pics?

[Seven Force]

No, useless faggots need not participate. :)

[RaNkeri]

you sure? My feet are pretty damn hot.

[Seven Force]

Everyone else, do it!

cloudstrife_112@hotmail.com

[RaNkeri]

cloudstrife_112@hotmail.com

lol

[Tinatron]

I have ugly feet. :/

[Esuohlim]

No, I googled "cunt for brains" just like Esu told me to :eek

Do they have commas in Finland?

How about suicide?

[Marc Summers]

cloudstrife_112@hotmail.com
lol
I will have to second that comment :lol

[Terra]

I had asked him once what his e-mail meant, he told me and I forgot.

Then I asked three times how old he was but forgot shortly after each answer and he told me I was having a blond moment.

I thought I was just getting old. :(

[Seven Force]

Hey I liked FF7 and I was 14 SHUT UP DICKLICKERS :tear

[Terra]

Then he called me "babe" and pistol whipped me. :tear

It was awful

[Seven Force]

I thought I fucking told you to say you fell down the stairs!

That's why you fall down the stairs all the time!

[Pub Lover]

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!

[GADZOOKS]

Where can I sign up?

[Emu]

You should recieve a disc from America On-Line (Or "AOL") offering you anywhere from one hundred to twenty two thousand free hours of service per month. Carefully insert the disc into your rectum and the Internet is yours!

Edit: And make sure you insert it WITH the crack -- that's vital!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

[RaNkeri]

Oh yay, it's time for summer class good-ness!!

[Terra]

What is summer class? Is it summer school like over here?

[Terra]

PUB!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

CONNECTION ERROR! RELOAD MODEM DRIVERS!

[Terra]

MISDEMONER!!!!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Terra]

ALL FUCTARDS FRONT AND CENTER!!!!

[Terra]

ALL ASSBOTS RELOAD!!!

[Terra]

Okay I'm done. :)

[Mister Sarcastic]

Hey idiots check out Milhouse's site. I updated today :rolleyes

[Terra]

Which one? There's two now..oh nevermind!! I did check it out. milhouse has a great site.

[Esuohlim]

Zappa Plays Zappa in 9 days holy sh*t

[Terra]

Pub is all back of the bus tonight. >:

[Esuohlim]

I just bought and printed my tickets out today :eek :eek eek eek

[Terra]

Is that the Father's Day gift for your dad?

[Esuohlim]

Rongi they're in New York in 6 days and Emu they're in Chicago in 11 days get there :eek

And the closest to Willie is Anaheim on the 22nd f*ck

[Esuohlim]

Is that the Father's Day gift for your dad?

Darn tootin'

[Pub Lover]

Pub is all back of the bus tonight. >:
What do you mean by that, Harridan?

[Seven Force]

My update is arriving shortly, and I don't wanna hear shit from anyone whos reg date is after the first half of 2004. Because those opinions are worth less than the shit crusted over on an old toliet seat that hasn't been washed since the Nixon era in a Waffle House in the deepest parts of Mississippi.

[Esuohlim]

:eel

[Seven Force]

We're gonna need an eel smiley. :(

[executioneer]

hey guys i went to sleep at like 5:30 pm did i miss anything

[Esuohlim]

Only the apocalaypse it was great man

[MarioRPG]

Yeah God was all "Whoops, heads up guys"
and we were all "Few more years" and he's all "k". It was intense.

[RaNkeri]

Well, time to hit the bed. I have 6½ hours to sleep before I have to go to summer classes :(

[BlueOatmeal]

I got this huge poster from Kool becuase they like me getting cancer from their cigarettes.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2676/060606174016ew.jpg (http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/)

My phone has a lousy fucking camera.

[Tinatron]

That's interesting.

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, is it still yesterday for you?

[Seven Force]

Yes, kiwi, it is.

[Sam]

HEY DUDES :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

PAGE BRAK

[Seven Force]

Hey motherfuckers. :)

[Sam]

PAGE PUB

[Pub Lover]

Yes, kiwi, it is.
Hey Seven Force, quit being such a dick.

[Sam]

RACISTS

[Pub Lover]

you are like the worst person ever
I'm sure I've seen GW use that phrase on at least two previous forum trolls, which probably means in her little world she actually thinks being told such would be insulting.

[Seven Force]

Well, if she said that to Rankeri she has a pretty damn good point.

[Pub Lover]

No! She doesn't, Dick.

[Terra]

heh heh i think his name is brian. not dick. okay so i've run out of funny stuff

sry

[Pub Lover]

okay so i've run out of funny stuff
You had funny to start with? :eek :obvious

[Pub Lover]

i have never done sex with a lady >:
Yeah, me an' Willie only doos it with teh mens! :eek
Willie's got a a little Captain Morgan in him :(
i wish :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I know it's a type of rum, but I still think the idea of Willie being taken roughly by a swarthy pirate is funny. :(

[Sam]

Willie looks like he could be a swarthy pirate. :(

[Pub Lover]

Guys. :(

[executioneer]

lol don't forget to quote where i say i love dick's, too :lol

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I would have used it if you'd said you loved pirate dick's.

But I didn't want to be offtopic. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

ps dick's is a semi-famous seattle burger place :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Willie's pirate picture is probably my favorite Willie picture ever for the record :eek

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys Seven Force did today's update for my site and it's actually funny, suprisingly. Better watch out Pub :eek

[Sam]

I WORKED ON MY UPDATE AND IT WILL BE EXTREMELY SUB-PAR. :(

[Esuohlim]

As sub-par as this (http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0038-reddwarf8.html)? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Are they so hollow, are their lives so boring that they have to constantly watch a show about other people's lives?
Yes.

[Pub Lover]

As sub-par as this (http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0038-reddwarf8.html)?
Yeah. Sam, I've set the bar so fucking low, that anything would be an improvement.


Except the next Im With Stupid article.

[Pub Lover]

I have no idea what this show is about, nor have I seen it. I can tell it's dumb though, because it just is, and everyone seems to like it. I've said that about 24, Alias, X-Files, and I haven't been wrong so far.
Hang on, you didn't watch X-Files, but you admit to watching Soap Operas? :eek

FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU! >:

[Pub Lover]

I was expecting someone to have already taken that PAGE BREAK.

YOU FUCK! >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys Seven Force did today's update for my site and it's actually funny, suprisingly. Better watch out Pub :eek
:chatter

[Pub Lover]

Better watch out Pub
:chatter

[Esuohlim]

watch

out

[Pub Lover]

Everything you do sucks Pub
:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, FUCK OFF!
:tear

[BlueOatmeal]

ps dick's is a semi-famous seattle burger place :(

Its also a sporting good store.

[Pub Lover]

I realize that, but a perfect 6/6/06 only happens every 1,ooo.
6/6/06 only happens every thousand years? So there wasn't a sixth of June in 1906? Or is that not inexplicably 'perfect'.

[Pub Lover]

Its also a sporting good store.
Wouldn't it be weird if they're not owned by the same guy?! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Why do you reply in other topics?

How would you guys feel if I legally changed my name to Spike McFang?

[Pub Lover]

Why do you reply in other topics?
Fuck every other thread but this one.

[Seven Force]

I have no idea what this show is about, nor have I seen it. I can tell it's dumb though, because it just is, and everyone seems to like it. I've said that about 24, Alias, X-Files, and I haven't been wrong so far.
Hang on, you didn't watch X-Files, but you admit to watching Soap Operas? :eek

FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU! >:

Touche, Pub, touche. :lol

Doesn't really change the fact that they suck though.

[Pub Lover]

Compared to what exactly, Dick?

[Seven Force]

Isn't it obvious?

Look at our avatars.

[Pub Lover]

Being loser internet nerds?

[Pub Lover]

:confused

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of loser internet nerds you think I'll hit 10,000 posts by July?

Somebody start a pool to bet on which day it'll happen. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Img_0326.jpg

You know you want this.

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of loser internet nerds you think I'll hit 10,000 posts by July?
Depends if I'm here or not. For some reason you post less when I'm away. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.

[Esuohlim]

Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Last edited by Fathom Zero on Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:23 pm; edited 1 time in total.
And just what did you say the first time, Ass?

[Pub Lover]

Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno
:hypno

[Pub Lover]

Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno
I was just saying you missed me too much to get up much of a postcount fight with anyone else. :(

HEY GUYS, I'M NOT REALLY ESUOHLIM, OK? ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Hound.

[Pub Lover]

Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.
Smooth move, FZ. Now answer my question.

[Esuohlim]

I was just saying you missed me too much to get up much of a postcount fight with anyone else. :(

Well, yeah, but only because with you around this thread gets as much activity as it did when it was made :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Img_0326.jpg
SHOW ME YOUR FEET!

[Seven Force]

Do I sense a myspace pic?

Indeed I do!

[Pub Lover]

Well, yeah, but only because with you around this thread gets as much activity as it did when it was made :(
Well, I missed out on the first 150 pages, so I'm trying to catch up.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.
Smooth move, FZ. Now answer my question.

I told you: "That is scary as hell."
That was what I said, dude.

[Pub Lover]

That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.
Has a picture of yourself sullied the boards yet?

[Pub Lover]

I told you: "That is scary as hell."
That was what I said, dude.
ANSWER THE QUESTION! >: :oao

[Seven Force]

That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.
Has a picture of yourself sullied the boards yet?

I was gonna ask that, but it doesn't really matter. He's a faggot anyway. If he's better-looking than me, he's just a better looking person that gives it up the ass and makes shitty posts with whatever he boyfriend doesn't suck off.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Img_0326.jpg
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

[Fathom Zero]

Not of my face, of my feet and house though.
My camera shorts out the batteries.
As soon as I get a new camera or fix it, I hereby promise to place a oic of my ugly mug upon this thread.+-

[Seven Force]

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

That sounds like it hurts. Having woman eat the meat off my dick isn't really a turn on for me.

You are one rotten kiwi. :)

[MarioRPG]

Rotten Kiwi? Is that the new zinger nowadays?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.draplin.com/pics/GARY_SPIVEY_03.jpg

[Marc Summers]

That fro looks like it's meant to be eaten.

[Guitar Woman]

pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha

[Guitar Woman]

TIME TO POST A LOT

[Guitar Woman]

Sometimes Chojin IMs me and then leaves halfway through our conversation

[Guitar Woman]

It's rude, please stop doing that

[Guitar Woman]

Also I think he threatened me with violence

[Guitar Woman]

He said he was going come to my house to push me down the stairs or something

[Guitar Woman]

Jeeze pagebreak finally

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/Page%20Break/bunny5.gif

[Esuohlim]

PAKE BRAGE

[Guitar Woman]

BUNNY SUICIDE page preak :eek

[Esuohlim]

Why did the bunny need the triangle

[Guitar Woman]

So he could shoot at the precise angle needed to make the bullet land in the exact same spot that it started from. :eek

[Seven Force]

Why did the bunny need the triangle

Damn, do we have to draw it for you? :rolleyes

[Johnny Couth]

I saw a myth busters episode about people dieing from shooting the gun straight up in the air. They said the bullet would be non lethal upon hitting the ground.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but my point is that you need to shoot it straight up obviously, so for more accuracy he would have needed to hold the triangle up while shooting. Otherwise it's still guessing. >:

[Guitar Woman]

IT'S A CARTOON RABBIT KILLING HIMSELF IN AN OUTRAGEOUS FASHION, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[Esuohlim]

I saw a myth busters episode about people dieing from shooting the gun straight up in the air. They said the bullet would be non lethal upon hitting the ground.

I could have told you that :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Having woman eat the meat off my dick isn't really a turn on for me.
Yeah, I was going to have an hour worth of posts with you and awful pick up lines, but the internet realised my intentions and shut me down in self defense.

[Pub Lover]

pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha
Ha Ha Ha. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

TIME TO POST A LOT
Eight in a row isn't a lot in this thread, Lady. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes Chojin IMs me and then leaves halfway through our conversation
I'm surprised he makes it halfway.

[Pub Lover]

I'm surprised he makes it halfway.
Says the guy that only ever talks to Chojin when the big EY is pretending to be his fiancee.

[Pub Lover]

Also I think he threatened me with violence
Good. >:

[Pub Lover]

He said he was going come to my house to push me down the stairs or something
That's just the way he says hello.

[Pub Lover]

pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha
Get it? :eek

[Pub Lover]

A little known fact about my name is that 'pub' is short for Republican. I love them. When i was a kid I had wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.stockportexpress.co.uk/ContentResources/557.$plit/C_58_ImageGallery_5033_Image.jpg
:love

[Pub Lover]

http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieThatcherMargaret_photoPortraitThatcher/200.jpg
:wank

[Pub Lover]

When I was a kid I had wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher.
By 'Wet dream' I meant I pissed myself. :(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, she was scarier than the Bogeyman. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2005/03/23/MargaretThatcher.jpg
Especially if I stayed up late & watched Spitting Image. I've never gotton over my dislike for puppets. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey, that was my 5700th post. I've got to have had a good 25+ posts per day average for the last few days.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

Page Break Rule. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

umm. 06/06/06 comes every HUNDRED years, not thousand. To go for the millennial effect, you'd have to specify 06/06/006.
Seth has his crime hat on! :eek

[Pub Lover]

and then a baby duck sat on my friends feet and we took pictures
Awww. Fun Times!

[Pub Lover]

You think I like them chinks? That was so last month.

It's all about shakin' the crime stick now.
I suspect you shake your crime stick at the Asian Pussy still. :wank

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force stop with the crime stick nonsense I'm sick of hearing about it >:
Yeah. >:

[Seven Force]

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[Pub Lover]

Jackassery!
WHOSE THREAD DOYA THINK YOU ARE IN?

[Seven Force]

Not yours?

[Seven Force]

Seven Force: I like my pussy with a twist of lemon. :)
Seven Force: Sprunt.
Seven Force: OBEY YOUR SNATCH
Vampywampy: WHAT.
Seven Force: Sprite + Cunt = Sprunt
The only refreshing pussy with a twist of lemon!
Vampywampy: Whatthefuck?
Seven Force: :D Try it!
Vampywampy: I'd love to but um.
Vampywampy: N-no thanks. :<
Seven Force: YOU DON'T LIKE MY NEW PRODUCT?! >:
Seven Force: You're upseting my wife!
Seven Force: Of course, it could be the burning lemon juice.
Seven Force: She's such a trooper. :tear
Vampywampy: WHAT THE FUCK.
Vampywampy: :shocked

[Guitar Woman]

THE BITCH IS BACK

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, Seven Force is totally a bitch.

[Seven Force]

A bitch with writing skills.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, hit below the belt, you jerk. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Whatever you do, don't mention the war
:lol

[Esuohlim]

Hate to break it to you guys, but a friend of mine wrote Friday's update and she's funnier than both of you. :(

Which is saying a lot since girls aren't funny >:

[Pub Lover]

It's not really saying alot, both 7F & I are not funny, except by accident.


hahaha @ girls.

[Seven Force]

Aww, don't worry. Everybody's better than someone else.

I can still write for you, right? :(

[Esuohlim]

Yeah. :(

I was just raising a theoretical bar, albeit one that I repeatedly crawl under. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey, Esuohlim, can you remove my shit from your site & pretend it was never there in the first fucking place? >:


Please? :(

[Esuohlim]

no

[Pub Lover]

In that case I'll keep submiting articles, and then you'll be all "Oh fucking, this is shit, but I'm lazy. Damn it's going up." And then when the domain expires, you'll look at your site and think "I'm not going to spend anymore money on that piece of shit." And then my shitty works will no longer disgrace the internet!

[Seven Force]

But I can archive the site.

And upload it somewhere else.

[Pub Lover]

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! >:

[Seven Force]

GW and I tried to get a good game of Gunstar Heroes going but she had to go cause she had work in the morning.

Goddamn jobs. >:

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/negroeggs.jpg

[Seven Force]

I need to find out what comic that's from. :(

[Esuohlim]

Motherfuckers at comedy central showing Police Academy again :rolleyes

[camacazio]

yeah seriously

[camacazio]

Done with finals and this cafeteria cinamon roll still tastes like shit

[camacazio]

the taste of life has not improved

[Seven Force]

Yeah it's only been a minute.

[MarioRPG]

It was probably a long minute.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm watching Armageddon right now.

[Cliff Steele]

Sevenforce, that is from Planetary.

[Seven Force]

Thank you, mysterious new person! :eek

[Emu]

I think the guy with the gun is supposed to be H.P. Lovecraft. :eek

[BlueOatmeal]

Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.

[Seven Force]

I think the guy with the gun is supposed to be H.P. Lovecraft. :eek

Yeah, I knew he had something to do with it, I just didn't know how. :(

[Cliff Steele]

Yeah the guy with the gun is Lovecraft, it's from Planetary/ The Authority: Ruling The World. Warren Ellis writes Planetary, and if you have even the slightest interest in comics, you should pick it up or anything else by Ellis, currently he writes Blackgas, Fell, Nextwave: Agents Of Hate, and various other things.

[Seven Force]

Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.

You just now figure that out? :(

[BlueOatmeal]

I was looking at my old poster for Duke Nukem Manhatten Project and I remembered that there was a trailer for DNF on the Manhatten Project disc and I just felt really sad.

[Misdemonar]

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[Seven Force]

You keep telling yourself that.

[Guitar Woman]

KAILLERA WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO

[Seven Force]

Not only did it fail on me too, but now I can't get back on to AIM at all.

I guess we're just gonna have to wait till next time. :(

[Fathom Zero]

DNF must be the best fucking game ever or else I will kill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever
http://www.meqon.com/

The fact that DNF is using the meqon engine makes me giddy, especially having seen it first hand. Gotta love those torrents.

[Esuohlim]

outtit's coming :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

[Seven Force]

What's going on meqon? :lol

Haha, you guys get it? Cause it's like, you know, one of them...negro songs. :/

[Esuohlim]

Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

:(

[Esuohlim]

EDIT: PAGE BRAKE WHHOPS :lol

[Seven Force]

IM GOING TO SLEEP

[Esuohlim]

The thing I like about the article is that absolutely nothing is exaggerated. Seriously, check out http://www.capalert.com it's funnier than anything that will ever be on my site ever :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

it's 5:44 am, do you know where your regular self is tonight? :(


NO because as soon as that gym opens i am working out, eat a lousy cheesesteak, and go to sleep after i shit all that out. today is going to be amazing

[camacazio]

Rankeri really needs to tone down how much of a retard he is.

[MarioRPG]

I think everything is backward in Finland, so he'd need to tone up

[Seven Force]

Good luck with that, Mr. Vagiclean!

[Seven Force]

Rankeri really needs to tone down how much of a retard he is.

You can't just tell a retard to stop being retarded. :(

That's what we have the ovens for.

[Sam]

Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

:(

ALSO, THERE ARE TOO MANY QUOTATION MARKS IN IT. :/

[Seven Force]

I guess I will also voice my opinion that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. :/

[Fathom Zero]

Oh my lord, I just saw an ad for Like Mike 2, straight to DVD.
What is this world coming to?

[Seven Force]

...Finland.

[MarioRPG]

Finland will be the new joke of the internet. By which I mean replace chuck norris.

[Emu]

Nothing will replace Chuck Norris. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! LOL

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Emu]

Sorry, Pub. :(

[Cliff Steele]

Come on Fathom Zero! Were you honestly satisfied with the ending to Like Mike 1? That is like stopping at the end of Fellowship Of The Ring, satisfied that you know the whole story!

[Guitar Woman]

God damnit, I want to get MAME32 again but I can't find any sites that have it :(

[Seven Force]

http://www.zophar.net/Files/Mame32v.95_Binary.exe

[Guitar Woman]

You are attempting to download a file linked from a foreign site. If you are the webmaster of this site, you may contact us for a linking agreement.

[Emu]

Just go to Zophar.net, GOD :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

The URL you requested is missing or unavailable at the moment. If you feel you've reached this page in error, please check the URL you typed in. If it's correct, feel free to email us and describe what happened.
their search engine is broken too, jeeze they can't do anything right >:

[Seven Force]

Apparently Right-Click>Save As is unknown to the both of you.

God

[Guitar Woman]

way to be slow, I don't even want to play anything now

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/Page%20Break/bunny3.gif

[Seven Force]

That ain't my problem.

[Terra]

It could be. If you really wanted it to! :)

[Seven Force]

Sevenforce, that is from Planetary.

You know what Issue? Because i'm having trouble finding that specific one. I got one off a torrent with the name "Planetary", and although it's awesome, it's not the one I want. :(

[Cliff Steele]

its from planetary/the authority: ruling the world. check out zcultfm.com they might have a torrent there.
its in this torrent
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/241757/

[Seven Force]

Thank you! :D

It could be. If you really wanted it to! :)

Well, it isn't. :)

[GADZOOKS]

Notable Leaders Of The I-Mockery Chat Room Thread (formerly Mad-Libs)

Willie the Executioneer (Mad-Libs Era 1-190)
Esuohlim The Grand (The Milhouse Dynasty 191-198)
Pubic Pub Lover II (The Greatest Depression 198-520)
The thread was then changed to The Chat Room.
Terra The Terrible and Exigo VII (The Dark,Swampy, Cunt Ages 400-Present)

This place needs a Renassiance, and quick!

I elect Scru2wice who already showed his worthy in the Mock Wars.

[Sam]

What about my short reign of dancing avatars. :(

That was like two whole pages. >:

[Emu]

Let's start!

[Seven Force]

That was under my rule, Sam. :rolleyes

[Sam]

:rolleyes

You were part of my brain-trust.

[Moobs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/3081597a.gif

[Seven Force]

You know, I think we should put Sam in charge.

[Emu]

"Mr. Snow, I believe these to be negro eggs" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. :(

[Moobs]

I tried downloading the torrent of the comics but it didnt work so I'm resorting to google :(

[Seven Force]

Well it's not what you think the comic might be about, but it's still an awesome comic.

[Sam]

You know, I think we should put Sam in charge.

I agree wholeheartedly. :posh

[Sam]

:/

[Emu]

Twice!

[Sam]

That just shows my level of agreement.

[GADZOOKS]

The people have spoken.

[Moobs]

edging the 700 mark :wank

[Seven Force]

ALMOST THERE

[Seven Force]

GETTIN' CLOSER

[Moobs]

ANYTIME NOW

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/beast20lv.jpg

700th PAGE

:party

[Moobs]

700 PAG..

[Moobs]

FUCK YOU 7F :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Seven Force, you sure don't like unattractive people very much do you