I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

SHOUTS THE TRUTH, PEACEFULLY

[Guitar Woman]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Kitsa]

This was my lunch today.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/Kitsa1/bentowontload1.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

It's a meal for people that look at red X themed food and think "How can I make this nerdier?".

[Kitsa]

yea verily.

[Dixie]

My foot's asleep and I don't have to work for the ballet tomorrow!
Yay!

[WhiteRat]

I've got a 4 day weekend. Huzzah!

[pac-man]

What's the occasion?

[WhiteRat]

Columbus Day. Gotta love working for the federal government.

[pac-man]

Columbus... what a hack.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Colomb.jpeg/225px-Colomb.jpeg

"Oooh, look at me! I found someplace where there are already people."

[Asila]

:lol

[DevilWearsPrada]

plymouth rock landed on pac man

[pac-man]

And it hurt like hell. :lol2

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So, apparently even if you rape and murder a bunch of people. As long as you discover a new continent where there's already people living there you'll go down as a hero in the annals of history.

Also: yay! 4 day weekend too!

[executioneer]

i don't get columbus day off but i get the day after thxgiving off in exchange, and i guess thats still one of those "ha ha take that indians" sort of holidays so what the hey

[wobzire]

I actually have Saterday and Sunday off this week! I am really moving up in the world.

[Trats12]

This was my lunch today.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/Kitsa1/bentowontload1.jpg

The carrots are the only thing I can figure out.

[Kitsa]

Carrots, spring rolls, edamame, some malaysian fruit jelly thing, roasted soybeans, rice, cheese, and an apple.

[pac-man]

My lunch didn't look as fancy and is much less healthy but it came with Monopoly sqares, so I'd call it a draw.

[Tadao]

MOTHER FUCKER, I CAN'T EVEN POINT AT A BLACK MAN AND SAY "THAT ONE" NOW. I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO ******.

[pac-man]

You can do either, but if you don't get elected president you only have yourself to blame.

[Esuohlim]

GASDFASGSDFGSDDSSDAGFDA

[Esuohlim]

HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE TODAY >:

[Grislygus]

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[Grislygus]

Take a drink from my magic potion

True, you're gonna really feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[MarioRPG]

Guys, here's an event at my college.

XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee
One of the most outrageous events to take place each semester is our regular visit from XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee. As part of Sexual Awareness Dayz, Tony will be performing at 9 PM in Forwell Hall.

I never thought it would be this easy :hypno:hypno:hypno

e: god damnit :pagebrak

[Grislygus]

One sip and you will see
things you never saw befoooooooooo

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Upon my soul, I feel fine

[Esuohlim]

http://www.mountainedge.ca/media/artists/tony_lee/tony_lee.jpg

TONY LEE: NON-STOP TOURING DYNAMO :eek

[Grislygus]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1584/103/l6349327457_570.jpg

That's not what I expected a XXX-rated hypnotist to look like

[Esuohlim]

My friend bought $40 worth of Dunkaroos off of Amazon and finally got them today.

They aren't as good as I remember >:

[Asila]

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

[Grislygus]

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

[Esuohlim]

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

This haiku is terrible

[Grislygus]

:rolleyes Touche

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

[Asila]

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

Yeah, but then it came on and the radio was way over there, and goddamnit

[Tadao]

Queen had the best duel guitar sound ever. EVER!

[Asila]

EVER?!

[Kitsa]

I am about 3/4 of the way done with a job I've had to do for like 2 weeks now and I am ready to be finished :(

[pac-man]

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

We got a live one here.:yum

[Dixie]

I need a bigger bath tub.
:(

[Grislygus]

Why, not enough room for two?

[Dixie]

2 can fit if we were dismembered and maybe partially liquefied.
But no, I need a bigger one to drown mice in.

[Aaarg]

Sharing a bath is fun, though!

Drowning mice is probably also fun.

[Grislygus]

HOT TUB IS THE ONLY WAY

[Dixie]

A hot tub would be awesome.
Think of how many mice it would take to fill that thing up.

[Grislygus]

What the fuck, dude, you aren't cool enough to be in the Pen-And-Ink gang


I didn't even know there was a Pen-And-Ink gang, I thought I was unique

[Asila]

Most of me is about to take a bath, what a coinky-dink

[Grislygus]

Not you, CiG, you can be in the Pen-And-Ink Gang if you want, I imagine there's more than a few inked album covers

[DevilWearsPrada]

most of you? what the fucks the other fraction doing :/

[Grislygus]

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example

[Dixie]

What the fuck is going on?
:hypno
:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

We need to start a Hitchcock gang, people


Say the word and I'll register you for pending approval and Sneaky Hitchcock versions of your current avatars

[Aaarg]

i'm afraid of gangs

[DevilWearsPrada]

well when you bathe you're sposed to to play for keeps.

[Asila]

I want a Holmes group goddamnit ;_;

[Asila]

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example

THANK YOU EXACTLY

[Grislygus]

What has been stopping you?

[Grislygus]

from starting this holmes group

[DevilWearsPrada]

idk what a holmes group is but I have nothing better to do so i'll just pretend to know and shit up this board more

[Grislygus]

Not exactly pretending to know if you broadcast your waste of space

[Grislygus]

jerk

[Tadao]

Wasn't Hitchcock a flaming homo pedophile?

[DevilWearsPrada]

i'll jerk you >:

[Asila]

Because I tend to assume it's just me, I mean really. Hitchcock is so much more encompassing than Holmes.

[DevilWearsPrada]

oh i see...you mean the porno actor john holmes

[Grislygus]

hitchcock wasnt a pedo, just a misoginist

[Asila]

SHERLOCK.

YOU ASS.

MY ABILITY TO BE AMUSED AT THINGS ENDS THERE.

[Grislygus]

ILL JERK YOU RIGHT BACK, FAGOTRON

[Grislygus]

THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU, NOT YOU, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION GUYS MY BAD

[Asila]

WE GOT YOU

[liquidstatik]

EEK D:

[Grislygus]

I'M SORRY, MY PARENTS DIDN'T ESTABLISH BOUNDARIES

I'M SORRY

[Grislygus]

OH GOD

[Neen]

Good evening.
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I stink at ASCII

[Grislygus]

YOU STINK AT EVERYTHING

STINKER

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PAGEBREAK-1.png

[Neen]

ITS FIX NOW K

[Grislygus]

EVERYONE MAKE START MAKING PAINT DRAWINGS RIGHT NOW, I DARE ANY OF YOU CANDYASSES TO MAKE ANYTHING HALF AS MANLY AS MY PAGE BREAK

[Asila]

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE YOU ASSHOLE

[Grislygus]

I DO KNOW

TRY ANYWAY SO THAT I CAN EVALUATE YOU ALL

[Grislygus]

PUB LOVER ALREADY DID IT, HE HAS PROVEN HIS BALLSINESS AND LARGE PHALLUSHOOD, YOU HAVE NOT



AND BEING A GIRL IS NO EXCUSE, WEAKLING

[Tadao]

Too busy playing Hello Kitty.

[Grislygus]

WEAKLING

[Asila]

FUCK YOU MY VAGINA DOES NOT MAKE ME A WEAKLING IN THAT REGARD BUT MY FUCKING SHITTY ART SKILLS DO

[Grislygus]

IF YOU DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ART RIGHT NOW, YOUR VAGINA WILL SHRIVEL UP INTO A DRIED UP PIECE OF PASTRAMI

TRUST ME, I CAN SUMMON DEMONS TO DO IT

[Grislygus]

On a side note, Pub appears to have logged on and is undoubtedly hating me for once again ruining the chat thread :(

[Asila]

IT HAPPENS FOR ANYONE THAT TALKS THAT IS NOT HIM

[Grislygus]

POSSIBLY

THE COOL PEOPLE DO NOT TALK SO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND SO I DON'T KNOW

[Asila]

YOU'RE NEVER AROUND ANYWAY SO WHAT THE FUCK?

I HAVE THIS ONE THING I DID BUT FUCK YOU I THINK IT SUCKS AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOW IT

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/NonHuman/Untitled.jpg

[Grislygus]

INTERESTING COLOR CONTRAST, YET STILL SO UNINSPIRED

ALSO, MUDDLED LOOKING, SAVE IN A HIGHER QUALITY FORMAT, YOU FAILURE


NEXT

[Tadao]

I call it Lord Sappington v nut cancer.

[Asila]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/Boo_by_MondayDay.jpg


FUCK YOU ALL

[Grislygus]

AND I DO MEAN NEXT, ASILA, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NICE BOOBS SO I WILL BE MORE FORGIVING OF YOUR CREATION, AS YOU WILL LOVE IT AS ONLY A WOMAN WITH REPRESSED NURTURING INSTINCTS CAN

[Grislygus]

AH, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH

LET ME SEE HERE



YES, IT IS VERY NICE





BUT THE BACKGROUND SUCKS THERE IS NO BACKGROUND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRINGING THAT IN HERE I AM ASHAMED TO HAVE LOOKED AT IT

[Sam]

I want a Holmes group goddamnit ;_;

JOHN HOLMES

[Grislygus]

IT IS STILL VERY NICE THOUGH

[Grislygus]

SAM ASILA HAS PROVEN TO HAVE HAD MORE BALLS THAN YOU AT THIS POINT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A GIRL HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS

[Asila]

HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT MY BOOBS AT THIS POINT

[Sam]

I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOOBS, BUT YOUR JOHN HOLMES GROUP SOUNDS INTERESTING

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

I BELIEVE I HAVE SEEN A PICTURE OF YOU AT SOME POINT


CHECK WITH PUB LOVER, HE WILL HAVE IT IN A FOLDER IF IT HAS BEEN POSTED

[Grislygus]

SAM YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION

[Asila]

and I am I MEAN AND I AM SORRY FOR THE LACK OF BACKGROUND I AM NOT AN ARTIST REALLY

[Neen]

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/TheNeeniest/carapice.jpg

[Grislygus]

NEEN I AM HONESTLY SORRY THAT YOU WERE BORN





NICE EFFORT THOUGH, FOR THE PARTS YOU BOTHERED TO FINISH, PARTIAL CREDIT

[Asila]

AND FUCK THIS LET'S DO A JOHN HOLMES GROUP WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I'LL BE OVER HERE WEEPING QUIETLY IN THIS CORNER

[Sam]

JOHN HOLMES WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY

[Asila]

DOESN'T ERASE MY SHERLOCK HOLMES OBSESSION DOES IT? WHY NO IT DOES NOT

[Grislygus]

I WILL SUPPORT YOUR GROUP WITH MY ONE MAN HITCHCOCK GANG

[Grislygus]

SAM YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION



WILL YOU DO AN MS PAINT TRIBUTE TO JOHN HOLMES, AT LEAST


THAT WOULD BE MANLY, CAN YOU TAKE ON THE CHAMPION

[Sam]

SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A FANFIC WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES COMES TO THE FUTURE FROM THE PAST TO SOLVE THE WONDERLAND MURDERS AND HE MEETS JOHN HOLMES AND THEN THEY DO COKE TOGETHER

[Neen]

HOW ABOUT A DOODLE I MADE ONCE
http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/TheNeeniest/Trog.jpg

[Asila]

THEY'VE DONE THAT.

WITHOUT THE JOHN HOLMES PART.

I WISH I WAS FUCKING KIDDING.

[Grislygus]

THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE PENIS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN






HAVE I SEEN MANY? THAT IS FOR YOU TO JUDGE

[Neen]

DONT ASK WHY HE HAS FOUR DIGITS ON ONE HAND AND FIVE ON THE OTHER> I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

[Asila]

YOU AND ME GRISLY WE'LL DO VAGUELY OLD-STYLE MURDER MYSTERY GUYS GROUP. AND PORN STARS I GUESS.

[Grislygus]

'TROG THE MANGLED PENIS'


ITS LIKE THE 'UGLY DUCKLING', EXCEPT IT COSTARS BELLADONNA

[Sam]

DON'T FUCKING STEAL MY IDEA YOU FUCKING IDEA THIEF

[Asila]

FUCK YOU

[Grislygus]

IF YOU USE ANY SHERLOCK HOLMES OTHER THAN BASIL RATHBONE I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU INTO THE GROUP

[Grislygus]

FUCK EVERYONE FOR GOOD MEASURE

[Asila]

what?



WHAT?!

[Sam]

ASILA >:

[Grislygus]

BASIL RATHBONE IS THE ONLY SHERLOCK HOLMES

PETER CUSHING IS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIKES DOLLIES, PRETTY DRESSES AND JUMP ROPE

[Neen]

EHS SUPPOSED TO BE A ALBINO SALAMANDER LOL. EH DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A PENIS NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

[Asila]

FUCK BASIL RATHBONE FOR HAVING THE LACK OF SENSE TO HIRE NIGEL BRUCE AS WATSON. I HOPE HE DIED IN A FIRE.

I WILL ARGUE JEREMY BRETT WITH YOU ALL DAY LONG BITCH, I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS TOO MANY PERSONALIY TICS.

http://camisas.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jeremy_brett.jpg

[Asila]

HAD

[Grislygus]

NEEN GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE LIKE THE RETARDED CHILD CHAINED TO THE KIDDIE TABLE THAT NOT EVEN SLOTH WILL TALK TO

[Asila]

PETER CUSHING IS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIKES DOLLIES, PRETTY DRESSES AND JUMP ROPE

actually yes I agree with that

[Neen]

HEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS.

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg

[Sam]

YEAH THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT

[Grislygus]

SAM YOU ARE A CHAMPION AND I REALLY MEAN THAT THE REST OF YOU STUDENTS CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM OUR PRODIGY, NEEN SPIT THAT PASTE OUT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT BASTARD

[Asila]

ASILA >:


YES?

SEE I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND FIND THAT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW.

YES YOU KNEW.

[Sam]

I KNEW WHAT

[Grislygus]

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST BITTER THAT BASIL RATHBONE IS NO LONGER ALIVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO HIS LABORATORY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO JOHN HOLMES

[Asila]

SAM YOU ARE A CHAMPION AND I REALLY MEAN THAT THE REST OF YOU STUDENTS CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM OUR PRODIGY, NEEN SPIT THAT PASTE OUT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT BASTARD


:tear

[Grislygus]

WELL, BOTH OF YOU, ACTUALLY

[Sam]

BUT MOSTLY ME

[Asila]

BASIL RATHBONE IS A CREEPY LONG-JAWED FUCKER, LOOK AT HIM.

http://kulturschnitte.de/Sherlock/Bilder/Schauspieler/Basil-Rathbone.jpg

PLUS HE PARTICIPATED IN HOLMES STORIES THAT INVOLVED HOLMES BEATING NAZIS OR SUCKING FACE WITH ATTRACTIVE CHICKS AND I'LL HAVE NO PART OF THAT.

[Grislygus]

ASILA I AM SORRY I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THAT FEMALES HAVE EMOTIONAL NEEDS





DON'T WORRY, I HAVE RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND CHOCOLATE RIGHT HERE

[Grislygus]

JEREMY BRETT IS INFERIOR TO NICOL WILLIAMSON

THERE I SAID IT

[Sam]

I LIKE WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES COCAINE AND HOOKERS

JUST LIKE JOHN HOLMES

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK FUCKING NOT

[Grislygus]

I AM SORRY I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THOSE MEAN THINGS, I HAVE A SUGAR IMBALANCE

[Grislygus]

SIGMUND FREUD THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED PENIS

HE HELPED SHERLOCK HOLMES BEAT COCAINE

SIGMUND FREUD LOVED BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND HE WISHES THAT HE COULD FUCK JOHN HOLMES

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg

[Asila]

JEREMY BRETT IS INFERIOR TO NICOL WILLIAMSON

THERE I SAID IT


:TEAR

I REFUSE TO ADMIT YOUR VALIDITY AND I'LL EMOTIONAL NEEDS RIGHT UP YOUR ASS.

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT THIS COOKIE DOUGH.

[Grislygus]

TWENTY TWO

[Asila]

SIGMUND FREUD THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED PENIS

HE HELPED SHERLOCK HOLMES BEAT COCAINE

SIGMUND FREUD LOVED BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND HE WISHES THAT HE COULD FUCK JOHN HOLMES


Did you read that book too, I thought I was the only one!

I MEAN

[Sam]

THIS WORK REALLY SHOWCASES THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY, GOOD ATTENTION TO DETAIL YOU CAN TELL THE ARTIST REALLY PUT HIS SOUL INTO THIS ONE IT IS LIKE THE ARTIST BASICALLY PAINTED A MIRROR IMAGE OF HIS SOUL

[Grislygus]

NO, TWENTY THREE

NOW TWENTY FOUR

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg

[Asila]

FUCK

[Sam]

USE THE PICTURE, THAT IS WHAT I MADE IT FOR >:

[Grislygus]

OH MY DEAR SWEET JESUS I FUCKED UP THE COUNT HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM, I WAS RAISED IN AN ABUSIVE HOME I CAN'T HELP IT

[Asila]

HAHAHAHAHA

I KNEW YOU WOULD BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I RESPECT YOU. REALLY.

[Sam]

THE OTHER ONE I MADE WAS A VAGINA CRYING AND BRUISED WHILE A PENIS WITH A BLOODY MOUTH BATTERS IT WITH COMICALLY OVERSIZED FISTS

[Asila]

ARE WE THE ONLY ONES AWAKE I'M JUST CURIOUS.

ALSO SAM, I BATHE IN THE GLOWING LIGHT OF YOUR MASTERPIECE.

[Asila]

I'M IN THE HAPPY AND ACCEPTING PART OF BEING DRUNK.

[Asila]

I was kidding with that last part.

[Grislygus]

Guys I will be RIGHT BACK i have a project of the utmost importance right now

Pub I need you to take over for me here

[Sam]

IT IS JUST YOU AND ME, ASILA

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

[Asila]

NOT REALLY BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL

[Sam]

THEN YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOU SHALL DIE A PEASANTS DEATH

[Asila]

EXCEPT THAT YOU THINK THAT CALIFORNICATION IS THE HEIGHT OF HILARITY. I AGREE, HOW ARE YOU?

[Asila]

OH WELL FUCK YOU THEN FORGET IT

[Sam]

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

[Asila]

APPARENTLY SO

[Sam]

ALWAYS >:

[Asila]

I'm the only lady on here at the moment, so it might be a tough sell

[Neen]

LAST ONE PAST BEDTIME.
http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/TheNeeniest/owlball.jpg

[Asila]

>:

[Sam]

FUCKING NEEN

[Sam]

AM I RIGHT LADY?

[Asila]

I'M GUESSING

I MEAN YOU SURE ARE SAM

[Asila]

I NEED A CIGARETTE AND A FLAPPER OUTFIT TO GO ALONG WITH THIS

[Sam]

JOHN "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

[Asila]

IF YOU SAY JOHN HOLMES ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

[Sam]

KATIE "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

[Asila]

FUCKING HOLE IN THE RULES.

SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT FEMALE SHERLOCK C'MON ADMIT IT

[Sam]

SYNOPSIS: Sherlock Holmes, famous fictional detective of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, tumbles through a hole time time caused by Dr. Moriarty to 1981 Los Angeles and meets legendary porn actor John Holmes. Upon the discovery of the Wonderland Murders both Holmes team up to find out the murderer was none other then famous American serial killer Dr. H. H. Holmes.

[Asila]

I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BATH I'VE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT.

Did you just make that up, that would be awesome

[Sam]

I DID

[Asila]

THAT'S SO AWESOME

I'M REALLY GOING NOW

[Sam]

YEAH WHATEVER :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! :x

[Tadao]

Great job Sam! :rolleyes

[Dixie]

Gimme an "R"!
R

[Dixie]

Gimmie an "A"!
A

[Dixie]

Gimmie a "P"!
P

[Dixie]

Gimmie an "E"!
E

[Dixie]

WHAT'S THAT SPELL????

[Tadao]

GRAPE!

[ElPila666]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9872/hotboobsoz3.jpg

[Dixie]

POST YOUR PICTURE HERE thread is next door.

[RaNkeri]

Ohhhh yeahhhhh, I managed to finish my report :x

[Kitsa]

I managed to finish my project too. Except, the editor emailed me and told me I wasn't really finished :cry

[Esuohlim]

HOMEWORK DISCUSSION FORUM

[Esuohlim]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dcr0464l.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Esuohlim]

Dude I can't wait until I graduate and then start making more money than every single person on this message board

[Esuohlim]

I just have to start going to class instead of fucking around on my computer goddaaaaammmmnit >: >:

[Esuohlim]

If anyone wants me to post a picture of my wang just say the word and maybe I'll do it if enough people speak up

[Esuohlim]

I mean, uh, :pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

wing dang doodle?

[Tadao]

School is for rules

[Kitsa]

my boyfriend did that once.

[Kitsa]

Oh yeah and it WASN'T FUCKING HOMEWORK MILHOUSE

[Tadao]

I DON'T THINK KITSA RECEIVED ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THIS PICTURE!

I made a Frankenberry fort.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/frankenberryfort.jpg

it mad me laugh

[Dixie]

Yay!!!
Boss gave me the rest of the day off!
My first free Friday night in forever!

The Frankenberry fort is totally awesome, I envy your creative ability Kitsa.

[Grislygus]

one time this kid was sitting on a log in a lake throwing sand at everyone swimming in the shallows and i got pissed at him so i swam underwater to the log and bit him in the leg

CiG, Pub, anybody, we need that Swamp Monstor pic ASAP

[Supafly345]

I've been getting into fashion lately.
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007CTR/JPGAULTI/DETAILS/00320m.jpg

[Grislygus]

As in, you MADE it? Are you with the Art Institute, pal

[RaNkeri]

If the frankenberries are gluten-free, may I have one box? :(

[Immortal Goat]

Hay guys what did I miss? I know I've been gone a while, but I missed all of you too much!

[Grislygus]

SUPAFLY I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS

BAILING ON A Q&A AINT COOL, MAN

[Kitsa]

rankeri- I don't think they're gluten-free, unfortunately. They say WHOLE GRAIN all over them.

[RaNkeri]

:tear

[RaNkeri]

I'M EMOTIONALLY WEAK RIGHT NOW GUYS, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE ME DOWN :tear

[Tadao]

You have to tell us about it first fatty.

[Immortal Goat]

That's not nice.

I forget, did I like RaNkeri?

[RaNkeri]

NOW WHERE IS MY ARCH-NEMESIS ESUOHLIM?



HAHA, JUST KIDDING BUDDY, I LOVE YOU ;)

[Seven Force]

Your arch-nemesis is moderation, apparently :lol

[Tadao]

Friday the 13th da series is one tv. yay I need booze. yay

[Asila]

that's funny, I just bought booze

[Tadao]

I shouldn't drink so much, I should also become a nicer person.

[Kitsa]

SevenForce needs to become a nicer person. Damn.

[Tadao]

lol, the 2nd thing he ever said to me was nice, that was the only time I've seen him be nice.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/frankenberryfort.jpg

[Kitsa]

my fort was awesome and you all need to stop the hate

[Tadao]

http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hatein081.gif

[Kitsa]

EXACTLY.

[Dixie]

Going to drink myself stupid.
I'll be back when I've reached maximum retardation levels.

[Kitsa]

You know what's really good for drinking yourself stupid...

Those new Mike's Whatevertinis (the noncarbonated ones in the smaller bottles)

Those go down like candy and you don't even remember how many you've had until your ass hits the floor.

I do love my scotch, but I love the whatevertinis too.

[Dixie]

Smirnoff's grape tastes like Laffy Taffy.
I loves it.

[Asila]

ooooh yeah it does. The sour apple stuff does too but it's almost too sweet

[Neen]

Shut the fuck up!>:



haha j/k:squigly

[Tadao]

Let the ladies drink dood.

[Neen]

K somehow this fails to land the ladiez IRL LOL.

[Tadao]

What, telling them to shut the fuck up? You have to follow through with a backhand if you want them to fall in love with you.

[Neen]

I have so much to learn.

[Tadao]

I got JOAT a girl, didn't I? Now if only I had a place to disperse my medical wisdom.

[Colonel Flagg]

I got JOAT a girl, didn't I?

I knew it was you! :squigly

[Tadao]

You're drunk, what was me?

[Kitsa]

I always thought it should be kind of insulting to a guy, the notion that you have to get a girl drunk to get her to do anything with you. What's that old joke, you so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

[Tadao]

Which reminds me of this great video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rydKvNfREq4

[Tadao]

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:rolleyes

[Tadao]

How many pedo bears can you find?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4396/1182081036748ou0.jpg

[Asila]

YOU PEOPLE

YOU

[Tadao]

I found 15

[Asila]

Grislygus needs to come back on, I feel like yelling at someone tonight

[Asila]

WELL FUCK YOU GUYS THEN

[Neen]

DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN?