I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

:pagebrak
I'm not really a fan of ankle ball but I do like to watch elbow egg.

[WhiteRat]

The game wasn't that bad and I found the sport to be some what enjoyable to watch. Might be chencking out SI's NFL pages from now on.

Hand egg seems to be okayish sport after all

Maybe if you stop watching Miami Vice and work hard you can end up like your countryman:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Alinen

[Tadao]

Why do I picture Terra as Sweet D?

[Esuohlim]

Because they're both blonde skeletons. Sweet Dee is about two feet taller though.

[Tadao]

It's like I want to fuck her, but then she opens her mouth and tries to be cool, and then I want to punch her in the face.

[Esuohlim]

You want to fuck a skeleton :x

[Tadao]

Necrophilia duuuude

[Esuohlim]

http://www.abeingo.org/images_news/anorexia.jpg

:CUM

[Babs]

already had it

[Sam]

God I just want to pee on Terra so bad.

[Esuohlim]

Man, all that pee :(

[Sam]

So much pee :(

[Esuohlim]

Can Terra handle the pee? :(

[Sam]

She will be washed away like New Orleans

[Babs]

Can the pee handle Terra?

[Sam]

THE PEE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM

[Zhukov]

Sam, change your avatar; I thought Geggy was saying that.

Also, the rest of the world calls it Gridiron.

[Kitsa]

women seem to be either hambeasts or skeletons in your book

there's no pleasing you fuckers >:

[Sam]

Sam, change your avatar; I thought Geggy was saying that.

Also, the rest of the world calls it Gridiron.

What the fuck is a Geggy?

[Babs]

What a homo calls a gag reflex.

[Dimnos]

What the fuck is a Geggy?


Come on Sam. You know Geggy.

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pAgQYKUMYBy0L9uXvfrHCSaUroBHKFdICWSKz6k1MZZy_cRF-Xn_ldAxrnAvpT3QeMXXlHxDjBriL5HOjI0XLow/9-11-2001.jpg

[Izo]

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[Tadao]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Babs]

llllllllllllllllllllll

[Esuohlim]

:emoticon

[Esuohlim]

:pagebraj

EDIT: Mods please fix this so there's a pagebrak, thanks!

[Esuohlim]

OK Go is a shitty band with shitty music and I thought their treadmill dance video was really stupid, but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

qybUFnY7Y8w

And I already posted this in the youtube thread, fuck you, it's still awesome

[Tadao]

no

[Esuohlim]

Yuh-huh

[RaNkeri]

mm mmmm

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Y'all are faggots. Go ahead and watch your Miami Vice videos like nerds while I catch up on Youtube's awesome Rube-Goldberg machine videos like a real man

[RaNkeri]

OK Go is a shitty band with shitty music and I thought their treadmill dance video was really stupid, but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.


but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.


the coolest thing I've ever seen.


:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Maybe you should try watching it you damn laplander

[Tadao]

I watched that last month and got really bored before I was halfway through.

[Esuohlim]

When I was a kid I would try to create shit like that in my house but it never worked. :( I also had about 6 Domino Rally sets. I don't know I just like that shit, mang

[Tadao]

Yeah I did too, just not to crappy music.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.pelicanandpelicant.com/ (http://www.pelicanandpelicant.com/)

A kids book but the pictures on the website page look awesome. I totally want a turtle with jet shoes. The duck/bird/goose/thing on the right side looks like it either belongs in the far side or kids in the hall if it was animated.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Fathom Zero]

I'm dying.

[Tadao]

I deaded

[Kitsa]

my front tooth just broke for the third fucking time in less than a month :(

first time was when I tried a payday bar and a filling came out in the caramel.

second time was when my kid headbutted me in the teeth.

and now I just lost another chunk when I bit into a "multigrain" potato chip onto a hard wheat kernel or gravel or some such shit.

Dammit >:

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't know teeth could be so shitty. I knocked half of one off on playground equipment in the fourth grade and that mother hasn't come out since.

[Kitsa]

I had radiation and it makes my teeth weak and shitty. This happens all the time. The dentist has said several times that it's not worth filling them anymore, but there aren't many other options so he keeps on doing it.


protip: avoid "new multigrain pringles"

[Fathom Zero]

Does white bread break your teeth?

'Cause it can get gummy and stuff. If so, that's really awful.

[Terra]

I lost a filling by eating an egg salad sandwich. :(

[Kitsa]

My mom's had radiation too, and she broke her front tooth on an Olive Garden breadstick once. That's pretty much the same as white bread, they're soft.

I think the worst I ever broke mine on (and we're talking 4 times a year or so that this usually happens) was a soggy frosted mini-wheat. And that was one hell of a visit because there was a substitute dentist who accused me of grinding my teeth and we had a big fight and I stopped watching the tv show his daughter was on.

[Terra]

What show was his daughter on?

[Kitsa]

the fake japanese gameshow one.

[Grislygus]

I'm seeing tumbleweeds around here now


Eventually Tadao, Eshoulim, Willie and I will be the only ones posting, shooting shotguns at anyone who walks by

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/FearandMocking.jpg

CAN'T WAIT!

[Tadao]

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

[Grislygus]

WOMEN AND CHILDREN DIE FIRST

[Sam]

I'm seeing tumbleweeds around here now


Eventually Tadao, Eshoulim, Willie and I will be the only ones posting, shooting shotguns at anyone who walks by

HOW DARE YOU.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

RaNkeri FUCK YEAH!

[RaNkeri]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Otto]

I had radiation and it makes my teeth weak and shitty. This happens all the time. The dentist has said several times that it's not worth filling them anymore, but there aren't many other options so he keeps on doing it.


protip: avoid "new multigrain pringles"

My dad always had bad teeth, he's only got three left on the top and he's going in to the dentist tomorrow to have the remaining four on the bottom pulled out.

[Fathom Zero]

FI23M6TZUuE

[Esuohlim]

I don't remember where I left off on my defamation of the Beatles one album at a time, but Revolver is actually pretty damn good :(

[Tadao]

YOU KNOW IT IS BABY

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=677285#post677285

[Dixie]

i will be in seattle tonight. willie, i shall put you on the guest list if you wanna come out. anyone else that wants to come to one of the shows, look up the nine toe tour with weedeater, send me your first and last name and the date of the show (send it in private message on here). this offer is only open to non-douchebags and douchebags i love (you know who you are).
oh yeah, this breakfast buffet SUUUUCKS.

[Tadao]

After you already passed through LA. I'm gonna punch you, you know that right?

[Kitsa]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're never coming to Dayton or Cincinnati :(

[Fathom Zero]

Would be great at the Riverbend.

[Sam]

AFTER SHE ALREADY PASSED THROUGH SF. GET IN THE FUCKING VAN DIXIE. >:

[executioneer]

i will be in seattle tonight. willie, i shall put you on the guest list if you wanna come out. anyone else that wants to come to one of the shows, look up the nine toe tour with weedeater, send me your first and last name and the date of the show (send it in private message on here). this offer is only open to non-douchebags and douchebags i love (you know who you are).
oh yeah, this breakfast buffet SUUUUCKS.
i'm really sorry but i spent all last night awake with anxiety problems so i have to call it an early night :( i'm so tired i'm likely to crash into something if i try to drive up

[Tadao]

You'll always be loved. <3

[Terra]

Poor willie. :(

[Sam]

Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

[Terra]

Did he post any pics?

[Dimnos]

Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

Say it aint so. :tear

[Tadao]

Dead Milkmen fixed it with an auth code.

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/dmffa/profile.php?mode=register&agreed=true

you have to click on the link to get taken to a page that tells you what the code is. They used to get spam every hour, but now they get none. Like none ever.

....

[Grislygus]

Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

WHAT

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[WhiteRat]

the fake japanese gameshow one.

Bonzai?

[Fathom Zero]

What do you think of this Tadao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM7boGB38gs

[Tadao]

I absolutely love Al Jourgensen. He could turn me gay. You've heard Revolting Cocks right? They do a lot of cheesy cover songs.

[Fathom Zero]

ja ja ja ja ja. Revolting Cocks are good.

Al's one of my music heroes, I guess, still doing his thing past 50 and on into the future I'd bet. Sucks that I never got to see Ministry, though. It's always strange, when you're a fan of music just before your time.

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Stranger, though, is what they sounded like before. :lol Makes me laugh my ass off.

[Tadao]

He was just in L.A. last year with Revolting Cocks touring a new album.

Bod was here but I didn't get to bone her cause I had a GF, BUT I'M SURE SHE WOULD GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET ME. Especiall after she got wet from sitting on Al's lap.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I remember bringing a Ministry tape to a party and they asked if it wa old Ministry or new. I said new and they didn't want to listen. It was a DANCE PARTY USA. I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

[Kitsunexus]

I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

But you're the Ministry fan! :confused:

[Fathom Zero]

MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

It's really hard to call it "new" Ministry, by the way, since a whopping one album sounded like that: Gaayyyyyyy.

[Kitsunexus]

MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

Lemme get my camera...

[Tadao]

Yeah, this was when the live movie "In case you didn't feel like showing up" came out. Dance Ministry people called it new and never got over it. I guess it was some really good poppy shit, I could never get into it though.

[executioneer]

Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(
you're mistaking cause and effect here

[elx]

it's okay willie beards are silly anyway; they're rough and prickly and not fun to touch - you're better off without! :-)

[Zhukov]

I don't know. Willie you always struck me as a Samson-like person. Perhaps you gain your strength through your beard. You probably know better than I do.

Also, what was it like having elx fondle your beard?

[Dimnos]

Stachatorastic?

[elx]

A BURNT CHILD WILL DREAD FIRE

[Zhukov]

Willie's beard... touched you as a child? :\

[elx]

LIFE IS NOT ALL BEERS AND SKITTLES

[Tadao]

Did he touch you with his penis beard?

[elx]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

[Zhukov]

You don't make it easy. Your pictures were easier to decipher.

[elx]

so how is everyone? :)

[Grislygus]

I'M ANGRY


Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder

Placed on a desk in a specific way

That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS





"Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?"

"Folder?"

"THE BIG BLUE ONE."

"Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?"

"THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK"

"Ooooooooh shit man, my bad"

[Fathom Zero]

I know a guy to whom the census has been his only job. Ever. Because he can't hold another one.

He's a fat cunt.

[Kitsa]

if it makes you feel any better, I'm about 98% the other party in my own household threw away $100 worth of flea and heartworm medicine the other day but won't admit it :(

[elx]

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

[Otto]

My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.

[Tadao]

I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

[Grislygus]

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

THE HELL I've lost the opportunity, I'm doing some fancy phoneline footwork right now, I'm getting that information back from the Census call centers. It would only be a stranger danger job if I was still stuck in the backwoods of Oregon, where grizzled rednecks hole up with their weaponry in makeshift fortresses and prepare for the New World Order.

my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY)


I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Really? Fuck, I may be bringing a roll of twenties when I go to the training sessions :eek

[Dimnos]

Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.

[elx]

sounds like a solid plan to me

[Grislygus]

Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS

[Fathom Zero]

http://img143.yfrog.com/i/b14.mp4/

[Kitsa]

no

[Tadao]

Bewbs or I move him closer. :lol

[Dimnos]

Their faces. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.

[Zhukov]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand.

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

[Grislygus]

In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MY POOR PEOPLE

[Tadao]

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

[Esuohlim]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9676/booon.jpg

I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

[Zhukov]

I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.

That's an awful beard though.

[Fathom Zero]

She's toothy to the extreme. All gums.

[Esuohlim]

Even so, the contrast in comparison is shocking at first glance and should not be allowed in society

[Tadao]

KILL

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just saying. That's one of the few things that's off-putting to me.

[Zhukov]

I think she's pretty darn attractive.

[Esuohlim]

They are going out, though. Grinds my goddamn gears.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2505/booo2.jpg

[Zhukov]

God he looks even worse in that photo, and she looks better. What is his secret I wonder?

[Fathom Zero]

Cunty facial hair.

[elx]

there's probably a problem when your teeth are tanner than you are :(


(much improved in the second though!)

[Zhukov]

You WISH you had teeth like her.

[Dimnos]

What is his secret I wonder?

They are cousins.

[Tadao]

He knows how to fuck or she doesn't.

[HickMan]

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[Fathom Zero]

lhFKkPWsLXo

OY VEY

[Pub Lover]

What is up with Hickman's account anyway?

[Tadao]

He doesn't want to be a hick, man.

[Fathom Zero]

HjGrHBpfqCo

[kahljorn]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DAMNIt

[Supafly345]

http://i.models.com/newfaces/i/2010/04/darlinka-1.jpg

[elx]

why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

[elx]

especially the ugly ones, not like they have anything else goin' for them. why sabotage personality - the one thing they can control?

[Zhukov]

I don't know elx, why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

[elx]

i dont know man, maybe sub-conscious population control

[Zhukov]

Are you going to tell us who is pissing you off at school?

[Fathom Zero]

Did some girl thing call you fat or flirt with a boy that you also liked but you thought didn't really like you anyway, even though he really did but couldn't let on around you?

Oh, kids.

[elx]

there was no specific personal experience, just something i noticed when watching a movie earlier and this was simply an attempt at chatty conversation!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They are cousins.

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control --
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

[Dimnos]

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control --
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.


http://neurologicalcorrelates.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/arrested-development-maeby-and-george-michael-cousins-wed.jpg

[kahljorn]

A hot dog makes her lose control --

HELL YESSS. I GOT A HOTDOG FOR THAT BIZZITCH

its even cheaper than GHB :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I read the hot dog lline too and was like really?

[kahljorn]

if only life were that easy

[Kitsa]

she advertises medicare now :(

ri_YnCEIv6o

[Guitar Woman]

Whatever happened to those I-Mockery bumper stickers that said "I hate the town I live in!"?

Because I want one

[Sam]

I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

[Kitsa]

why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

http://www.amazon.com/Queen-Bees-Wannabes-Boyfriends-Adolescence/dp/1400047927

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/queenbees.jpg

[Babs]

Sounds like my girlfriends friends. A bunch of fat ugly sluts who's form of compensation is acting like a bunch of assholes you'd see on "The Hills". God damn Kardashian's and guido's infecting the ill minds of uneducated Americans.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

Today, I said to this one douchebag "Remember: You are my number one guy."

[Zhukov]

At school in my village all the girls of a certain age have to collect weeds from the fields, so there's not much time left over for forming cliques.

The boys form roving packs on the look out for poisonous toads, and you get a penny for each one that you kill.

[Nick]

Are you in the 19th century?

[MarioRPG]

I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

Dammit Sam, don't keep us hanging!:lol

[The Leader]

Are you in the 19th century?
:lol

[Zhukov]

Fuck you both >: it is a great pride to join in achieving and SURPASSING quotas in agriculture.

[Tadao]

You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

[Sam]

Zhukov lives on the island from The Wicker Man

[elx]

poor little toads that's awful :(

[Fathom Zero]

They kill children and mothers and small goats

[Pub Lover]

Australian poison toads hop on the faces of young babies, elx. After killing the infant they lay their eggs in the child's oesophagus. :(

[Pub Lover]

They kill children and mothers and small goats

Damn my slow typing. ;)

[Pub Lover]

The mothers are unaware that their child has died for some time as the gestating toad larvae mimic a semblance of life until the adult toads burst from the tattered remains in a way that heavily inspired Ridley Scott.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Those poor kids.

[Sam]

THE BEES

[Babs]

Did you know cane toads were used as pregnancy tests?

[Fathom Zero]

NO NOT THE BEES

[Otto]

THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYEEESSSS!!!!

[Emu]

Hi guys.

[Grislygus]

HERRO

[stevetothepast]

THE BEES


hey sam

[Babs]

HI

[Emu]

sgoin on

[Pub Lover]

Welcome back, Emu. I missed you. Please let me suck your cock. :yum

[Esuohlim]

Emu

I thought you were dead and out of my life forever :(

Did you bring ScruU2wice back with you? We can party down yo

[Terra]

EMU!!!!!!

[Babs]

So tonight, I've been accused of the most far fetched bullshit EVER in my entire life. :explode

[Zhukov]

You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

Well, close. Slivers of potato soaked in sugar water, then sun dried. A days hunt can net you maybe a small bag full.

poor little toads that's awful

They're big and mean and kill all the wildlife.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Toads already have it bad what with level 3 and those damn speeder bikes.

[Grislygus]

someone just got FUCKED on the west coast, everything was shaking pretty heavily forabout a minute

My friend just called me to say that the news said it happened in somewhere Mexico, and that THE QUAKE WAS FELT AS FAAAAAAAR AS SAN DIEGO


BITCH, I'm in the LA area!

[Esuohlim]

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/invisible.jpg

[Emu]

one of them is coming from her forehead :hypno

[Fathom Zero]

pwnefUaKCbc

:love So pretty.

[Grislygus]

Fucking Hell >:


MINOR TREMOR MINOR TREMOR

MINOR TREMOR





OKAY HERE, HAVE ANOTHER MINOR TREMOR

[Sam]

hahaha SUCK QUAKE SOCAL BITCHES

[Fathom Zero]

I read that as a "quake social".

[Sam]

SUCK QUAKE SOCIAL BITCHES

[kahljorn]

CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO SePARATE TWENTYTWeLve

[Sam]

PREPARE TO HAVE OCEAN ON ALL SIDES SOCAL

[kahljorn]

FUCK YOU ILLWISHER

[Sam]

TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONLY MESSICANS AND TADAO

[Fathom Zero]

11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: I GOTTA REMODEL
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: THE ROOM
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: YEAH
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: FOR GAY SEX
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: WITH YOU
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: TINY BOY

[Sam]

BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKES LOOSENS MY STATE FROM THE UNION

[Esuohlim]

5lROMbspX10

:lol

[Wiffles]

dont worry LA and socal are pretty immune from quakes since the tallest buildings are around 2 storeys tall, no wonder you drive for ever to get to grammas across the freeway. San Fran is a worry tho ~_~

[Emu]

I think I still owe Schimid an N64. Where he is.

[Fathom Zero]

Didn't someone need a playstation.

OH! BTC.

[Fathom Zero]

A-WITH-UH TEETH-UH

[Sam]

EMU OWES ME A BOF3 >:

[Dixie]

i didn't have any guest spots open in california, we had too many people on our lists there anyhow. and yes i did put willie on the list and saw no willie :(
maybe next time.
:D
was in chicago last night, chicago was awesome. spent all night hanging out at some bar called the exit which was killer!

[Colonel Flagg]

'sup Dixie.

[Guitar Woman]

I think I might have blacked out on sleep aids yesterday.

Whoops.

[Dixie]

i knew you had aids.

[Guitar Woman]

took it up the butt in one too many truckstops I guess

[Emu]

EMU OWES ME A BOF3 >:

We might still have one :o

[Sam]

I NEED A BOF4 NOW :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/lbg/1678044565.html

Quality employment opportunities

[Esuohlim]

Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as he plays it?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ui90_tony-hawk-s-pro-skater-part-1_videogames

[Sam]

HE HAS TRULY MOVED ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS

[Esuohlim]

Pick up a commemorative Jamesman avatar while supplies last

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7581/jamesman1yz8.jpg http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4136/jamesman2cd7.jpg http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9644/jamesman3jw9.jpg http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8817/jamesman4gj6.jpg


Haha he looks like fat superman

[Sam]

I remember his room looked like a girl's room.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I NEED A BOF4 NOW :(

:( YOU NEED A BREATH OF FIRE V TOO.

[Tadao]

TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONLY MESSICANS AND TADAO

MY PLAN OF RAPING EVERYONE ON AN ISLAND IS COMING TO FRUITION

[Dixie]

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

[Tadao]

grab her tit for me please

[Terra]

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

Oh! Tell her hello for me. I miss her!!

And FTR I almost died choking on asian ladyboy penis. :(

[Guitar Woman]

this is my new favorite achewood strip
http://m.assetbar.com/uuadcGcgN.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

That's not a bad way to go. I'd rather it be a natural blond though.

[Tadao]

Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!

is she 15 yet?

[Terra]

Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!


Thank you, GW. She's a good girl. :)

[Babs]

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

I think I'm going to that show by the way.

9 toe tour right?

[Sam]

TERRA WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO OUT ON OUR PEE DATE?

[Kitsa]

So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.

As a bonus, I stopped by a little souvenir stand in WV and the next day they had the biggest mining disaster in 25 years there. :/

[MarioRPG]

Damn Kitsa, it's clearly your fault. :p

[Kitsa]

I know :(

[Otto]

Mining is a shitty job, half of my ancestors died of black lung (the other half probably died of syphilis).

Going upstate today to purchase a beer homebrewing kit!

[Zhukov]

Apart form the threat of horrendous death and extremely hard physical labour, I think mining would be fun.

[The Leader]

My dad might be getting a job with a mining company. It's a job for suits but it'd entail him going down into the mines so he could still be cool and get black lung.

[Zhukov]

Tell him to make sure it's for coal mines. Other shit mines like gold or tin or something just wont cut it for debilitating illness.

[Otto]

If only things were still the way they where when my family was still working in the mines, like coal companies hiring goons with machine guns and crop-duster bombers to crush unions.

[Tadao]

Zhukov, how come JOAT isn't as dangerous as you? :(

[Kitsa]

I've heard about some pretty dangerous silver mines in...Bolivia or something. They employ kids who pick up dynamite and cocaine on the way to work and smoke like 8 packs a day for nerves or something ridiculous like that.

[Tadao]

If the weather is nice, I'll do coke and smoke cigs while gathering nitrous sweating dynamite.

[elx]

if elected class president i will ensure that you don't have to pay so devil-darn much for cellphones every month

[Fathom Zero]

Here Tadao:

hkgFQZWS0zw

Merry Christmas.

[Fathom Zero]

http://sites.google.com/site/ericdavidruth/game-left4dead

Wait, so OJB is behind the L4D demake? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. :O

[Colonel Flagg]

if elected class president i will ensure that you don't have to pay so devil-darn much for cellphones every month

I'll bet that to do this, you'll raise my taxes. >:

[Sam]

Here Tadao:

hkgFQZWS0zw

Merry Christmas.

THIS IS THE WORST PORN CLIP I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. >:

WHERE'S ALL THE BEAVER AND THE RIMMING AT? >:

[Sam]

IF I'M ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF REAL HOT BEAVER FOR EVERYONE.

[Fathom Zero]

NExk0iqICVM

[Zhukov]

I was elected school leader in 1996 on promises to crack down on political dissidents.

[Wiffles]

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/pickflick.jpg

[Otto]

I picked up my homebrewing kit yesterday and have decided that my first project will be to brew up a batch of spiced mead. I also picked up some flip-top bottles and am working on a label. I think I'm going to call this batch "Posey's Vile Swill."

[Dimnos]

I always just washed out old milk cartons and filled them up with my home brew. Labels are for suckers and people willing to part with their liquid baby. :tear

[Otto]

Normally I'd do that, but I loooovveee designing packages and labels.

[Dimnos]

Oh well if you just enjoy making labels then...