I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Kitsa]

I look for Native reservation plates. I saw a cherokee one the other day.

[Tadao]

Actually, sometimes a baby in the house calms dogs down.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, after they eat it.

[Aaarg]

That's weird. I can be in the Cherokee reservation in fifteen minutes, and I've never seen a res plate.

[Kitsa]

http://www.worldlicenceplates.com/usa/AI1.html

the inuit plates are pretty fucking awesome.

[Aaarg]

Ooooh, that would be why. Different Cherokee. I've probably seen the NC plates.

And I know I've seen Wyandotte ones on a car in Woodbridge.

[Tadao]

looks like I got some stiff competition, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. hehe

So, you'll be at my party then?

[Pub Lover]

Actor robot!
Just learn that word in Finnish school? :(
All this really needs to stop. I think you have the wrong audience.

I hope so, but I am a feared that we'll be shown to be wrong. :(

[Tadao]

Who is this person?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=52

[Guitar Woman]

It's me.

True story.

[executioneer]

its carnivore!

[Chojin]

i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.

[Kitsa]

So the art gallery where I had my show had a cool bathroom keychain, it was a parody of that "HOPE" obama poster, only instead of obama it had a toilet and instead of HOPE it said PEE.

I didn't know if it was their own or purchased, so I did a google search to see if it'd turn up anywhere.

Long story short, that's the last time I ever google image search the word PEE.

[RaNkeri]

i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.

I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too :(

[Dimnos]

Just roll his bitch ass. :CesarMillan

[RaNkeri]

Sleeping dogs have a mysterious ability to multiply their weight, making rolling/moving them incredibly hard.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stupid dog sleep gravity.

[Chojin]

I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too :(

i wouldn't know, i don't let him in my room

[Dimnos]

No no no. You dont roll him when he is sleeping your roll him when he is being a bitch and barking, or doing anything you dont like. Rolling is a technique were you basically play alpha dog and roll him over onto his back or side really. You place your fingers and thumb around his neck as if it were another dogs jaw. You dont do it hard as not to hurt him. He will more than likely know what is going on and be scared more than anything. You just hold him in that position until he completely relaxes and "submits" to you.

[Tadao]

It also helps if you slap him in the face with your dick. I know I obeyed my dad after that.

[Dimnos]

But not really. You only do the roll to dogs that have real problems and continually think they are the alpha and dont want to listen to you. Dick slapping is all good.

[stevetothepast]

So, you'll be at my party then?

you are all formally invited to my drunken halloween bash. Just find your own way here, I'll take care of the rest.

[Tadao]

One day I'll actually get my shit together and get my passport.

[stevetothepast]

I shouldn't have said "all" but you'd be alrite to come T, it'd be a good time. My brother makes shine in his barn, no joke.

[Tadao]

My buddy gave me a jar of white lightning when I lived up north. I didn't know that you had to keep it covered when drinking it so that the alcohol won't evaporate into the air.

[stevetothepast]

is that true? we never cover shine when we're drinking it here, maybe it's made differently? I don't know enough about it really, shits damn nasty.

[Tadao]

Could be a myth, shiners are usually pretty damaged in the head hehehe

[kahljorn]

if you leave any alcohol without a cover on for long enough the alcohol will start to evaporate, especially if its warm.

i read in an old book one time that you get drunk off stuff cause the alcohol evaporates and goes to your brain :( dunnno if its true though

:lol thats why they called them spirits.

[Wiffles]

Hey guys, didya know that nascawr originated from the shine industry ^.^

or rather, transporting it

[Tadao]

Dem Dukes dem Dukes

[Aaarg]

oh god people love shine around here.

[Tadao]

I would probably drink it if I lived around it.

[Tadao]

:lol thats why they called them spirits.

Hahahha

[Aaarg]

shit sounds too harsh for me. i've given up alcohol for a better way to get fucked up.

[Wiffles]

lemme guess, sniffing glue? o.o

[Fathom Zero]

l3oxU9-zeiA

omg omg omg
:love:love:love:love:love:love:love

[Aaarg]

lemme guess, sniffing glue? o.o

ummmmmmmmno.

[Fathom Zero]

1lb25FJXA-c

[Kitsa]

When I fit in normal clothes again, I must have this shirt. In girl scout green.

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=11116&cat=249&page=1

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Big McLargehuge

Edit:

When I fit in normal clothes again, I must have this shirt. In girl scout green.

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=11116&cat=249&page=1

That's an awesome shirt. I like it in black.

[Tadao]

Word to Bigs, happy bday

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dimnos: Looks like you're ready for "international talk like a pirate day" tomorrow.

[Colonel Flagg]

Let's not forget that Aaaarg is always ready for September 19th.

[Aaarg]

EDIT: NVM haaaaaay
this aaarg was actually not pirate-inspired (inspirated or pirspired?), it was an expression of anger!

[Dimnos]

No not really. Thats Baron Munchhausen.

[Dimnos]

But he looks it. :)

[Tadao]

I have Baron and Brazil waiting for me to get Time Bandits. All 3 represent a stage in life, or so I've heard.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Let's not forget that Aaaarg is always ready for September 19th.

:lol

[RaNkeri]

holy shit it's berner :x

[RaNkeri]

I saw a guy with a BAPE cap today :x

[Kitsa]

I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

[Pub Lover]

I grew up in Somerset, England. I always sound like a pirate. :(

[Pub Lover]

Butt Pirate! :(

[Fathom Zero]

Mmmmmmm ass pirate

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa, I hear you're into fatuous twits. I happen to be a such a thing. How about it? :(

[Pub Lover]

I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

Upon rereading for a fourth time, I see that is an 'h' not a 'd'. My mistake. :

[Pub Lover]

:(*

[Kitsa]

Oh, I've dated some fatuous twits too, but somehow I just don't think I'm your type, Pub.

[Dimnos]

Who What isnt Pubs type?

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, your standards are way too high, I could never reach. :(

[Pub Lover]

Who What isnt Pubs type?

Do you like fish dicks?

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/obama-1.jpg

..

[Womti]

:bestthread :suicide

[MattJack]

my ass just got stood up.

WTF ladies, wtf?

I work all day just to rush home to shower, and also to get ready, but you don't have the decency to just cancel? WOMEN :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Ladies don't seem to work out for you, Matt. You should take up hard drugs.

[MattJack]

I've already done plenty of hard drugs. I can't seem to get off them ladies though :(

They all got a little som'n som'n I neeeed :(

[Fathom Zero]

Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

[MattJack]

Cause it just hurts so good I guess :(

[MattJack]

Looks like i'm headed to a house party where there is a ruca that wants to meet me

hahaha awwwww fuc*

[Wiffles]

Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

its because we are programmed to, the chemical signals in our brain tells us so @_@

[ItalianStereotype]

what up, fags?

[Chojin]

sup nigs

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

sup.

[Dimnos]

Space Mountain was calling me that day.

You probably made the best choice Fathom.

[Fathom Zero]

sFacWGBJ_cs

I really wanted to do it, too. >:

[ItalianStereotype]

I see this place is hot these days.

[captain516]

I just got rid of Police Pro. Edit: I also seem to have lost the ability to save pictures. Second Edit: Never mind, a second reboot fixed that.

[Pub Lover]

Mines red atm, i dyed it twice to keep it fresh.

Only problem is, it looks like Ariel the mermaid.

That's a problem?

If you've just been to the pub wit your dad, and been told you look like a cartoon, yeah.

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

[Shrubfest]

I'm fine with keeping JC out of my life, thanks...

[Pub Lover]

Well, you can launch my keks any time. <3

[captain516]

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.
If she really wants him to get excited, she should also dress like his grandmother:lol

[RaNkeri]

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

[Pub Lover]

1. GrannyShrub would be hawt.
2. I don't recall Jon saying he got the big time hards on when he played with his Nana's taters.
3. Nana's taters would be a great instant mash potato brand.

[Pub Lover]

Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

He found a Rule 34 of her with Ron Stoppable and He-Man. He was aghast that she would cheat on him like that.

[Guitar Woman]

Is nobody posting today because of fucking football

[Womti]

because of fucking tom brady

[RaNkeri]

women are such whores >:

[Guitar Woman]

I am the biggest whore

[Pub Lover]

women are such whores >:

Especially when you hold them responsible for what happens to their likeness online.

[Womti]

I am the biggest whore

:love

[stevetothepast]

I am the biggest whore

GW props for the beefheart sig, but it's too distracting :s

[Aaarg]

also trout mask replica is waaaaaay overrated.

stevetothepast, you likes music i likes.

[Fathom Zero]

Baroness in the G.I. Joe movie is so goddamn hot, I've gotta say.

[Guitar Woman]

Safe as Milk and Clear Spot are my favorites, but I haven't heard all of them yet.

[Kitsa]

Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.

Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability :( STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.

[Aaarg]

Yeah, Safe as Milk is my favorite. Admittedly, I need to hear more.

[Fathom Zero]

You should eat your dog.

[stevetothepast]

you should get rid of the dog and regret it for a few years.

[Fathom Zero]

Or you could hobble it, if you don't wanna feel as bad.

[Aaarg]

my sister sent me a text message asking "what was the movie where billy bob thornton played a retard?" i responded with "some folks call it kaizer blade but i call it sling blade."

[Pub Lover]

No one knows what happened to Pacman. :(
We're too racist for him. :(

Or Sethomas. :(

The world wasn't enough. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

We're too racist for him. :(

I wish that was it, I fear something bad happened and he can't get to the internet right now. :(

[darqmommy]

chat?

[darqmommy]

ah, i have heard of these "Chat rooms." i am familiar with the procedure.
ahem...

Attention, gentlemen! i am a very attractive blonde girl with loads of free time!

[darqmommy]

that went really well.

[Fathom Zero]

huh wuh yeah mhmm

[Dixie]

i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
i wish i could drag one of you down this road with me

[Fathom Zero]

Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.

[Tadao]

i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
i wish i could drag one of you down this road with me

Don't get shot by some bitch.

[Kitsa]

that's funny because the first thing I thought of was, "do Dixie gotta choke a bitch?"

[MarioRPG]

Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.

Is he the one that wanted to be a church guy,

[Fathom Zero]

Most would call them priests, but yeah.

[Guitar Woman]

Too much of a horndog.

He's my favorite too :<

[Fathom Zero]

:3

[Colonel Flagg]

Funny how he wanted to be a priest in the Dumas story, yet his name is branded as a cologne (for the ladies).

[Dixie]

no married guys this week
this week i'm just getting completely wasted everyday all day til saturday comes.
dixie is a wastoid.
RESIN BALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

On saturday are you just to drink too though? I'm all for it.

[Dixie]

saturday i will be experimenting with some uppers to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday

[Tadao]

I got you uppers right here baby

[Dixie]

you wish

[Tadao]

I do, and you can snort one off my boner.

[Pub Lover]

Did anyone ever tell you a stupid lie that was obviously bullshit, but you had no idea why they told it?

I knew a guy like that. Then one day he said he was going to become a priest to perform exorcisms and hunt vampires. Didn't talk to him much after that. No reason to.

I'm an Habitual Liar, some of the time the things I hear myself saying are hilariously impossible and I'm lucky to have encountered a lot of people that agreed. Frequently I find my lying unhelpful and annoying, and I've met some people that agree to that view, but they are boring and unimaginative and no fun at all.

...I'm lying. :(

[Dixie]

I don't think a penis would be a good surface for a beginner

[Fathom Zero]

Dude, that's expert level.

[Tadao]

Like you guys have never had your nose against a penis before! :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

...to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday


Shows?

[Dixie]

i'm a stagehand. shows, concerts, performances, etc. it's what i does.

[Kitsa]

I'm supposed to be doing a number of things right now and I'm putting them off for no particular reason.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You do lights or sounds Dix?

[Dixie]

it depends on the gig. i've been on lights alot though. saturday is a ballet though, for that i do wardrobe.

[Pub Lover]

Dudes in tights?

[Kitsa]

She makes sure the bulges are properly stuffed.

[Dixie]

Those dance belts are something else.
the guys in tights all look great in them at least!
swan lake is the bulgiest!

[Kitsa]

oh, the ones that look like jock straps?

[Dimnos]

Do you get to pat em down to make sure they are in place and snug? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

She sure does. Right after she blows them. :(

[Dimnos]

I can see T sining up for ballet classes right now. :lol

[Tadao]

Been there, not allowed back.

[RaNkeri]

those stains will never come out

[Dixie]

Actually most of the guys are gay, and the ones that aren't gay are married to the pretty ballerinas.
i'm not really interested in guys who look in the mirror more than me anyways.
i'm just there to make sure they have the right costume on and there's no rips or tears in the leotards.

[Tadao]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs276.snc1/10334_1196784130023_1541088621_533882_3648022_n.jp g

[Kitsa]

that's pretty fucked up.

That's the only time I cried on 9/11, seeing people jump to their deaths out the windows. And the guy who tried to climb down the side of the WTC on a sheet and fell. I think the rest of the time was just numby-like.

That's the only time I've ever seen a team of medical professionals working on an MI (heart attack) guy and everyone, including the guy having the heart attack, was just staring at the tv screen in the room with their mouths hanging open.

[Aaarg]

somebody didn't believe me when i said "infarction" was a word. "you mean you've never heard of a myocardial infarction?" i then had to explain how "myocardial" meant "heart." that somebody was my sister.


so it's raining pretty ruthlessly here and we have a dirt driveway.

we had to dig a bunch of trenches to try to divert the water out of the "garages" so that we could all get out tomorrow.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/dillsbore.jpg

hopefully the bridge over the creek holds out, it's been in bad shape for some time now.

[Tadao]

Somewhere in Georgia was getting flooded, is it the same storm hitting you?

[Aaarg]

Atlanta, yeah.
http://web03.bestplaces.net/city/Sylva_NC.gif
we're at the green star!

[Tadao]

They said a cold front is heading your way and hopefully it will low down the flooded creeks and rivers.

[Aaarg]

I hope we can get some sunlight because the grass is very very long thanks to this nourishment falling from the sky and it's my turn to mow!

So that would be cool.

[Tadao]

I hope because you have a John Deer with a beer chest.

[Aaarg]

Shiiit, we have a bottom-of-the-line push mower that we share with the neighbor, and about an acre to cut with it.

An acre of really long really wet grass. :(

[Tadao]

I used to cut a quarter acre with a weed whacker. I was also very high and drunk.

[Aaarg]

Oh man, that's lame.

I see people cutting steep hills with weed whackers. I'd just let it grow!

[Tadao]

I used to, but the cop neighbor liked to call housing police on me. I would let it grow until I got the notice. Get fucked up and cut it down. It'd get so out of control that no mower would stand a chance.

[Kitsa]

I decided a long time ago that if I ever had a property with a steep hill, I'd tether a goat to it.

[Tadao]

If you live in a place like that, there is usually someone nearby who will rent you their goat.

[Kitsa]

No. I want my own goat. And her name will be Sweet Potato.

[Wiffles]

What ever floats your goat ^_^

[Kitsa]

http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/ (NSFW possibly?)

[Guitar Woman]

The text for a course I'm re-taking changed. The new book is 80 dollars.

I'm pirating it instead. :lol

[Tadao]

I actually gave a little kid, who was maybe 6 or 7 years old at best, a full box of spaghetti one year because I ran out of candy. His eyes lit up and he went running back to him mom waving the box like it was the greatest treat in the entire world. Easily one of my favorite Halloween memories.

Why do I get the feeling this kid thought he got a full box of candy sticks. :lol

[Tadao]

http://westindian.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/Iron_Man.jpg

[Womti]

on with the starch :|

[Tadao]

Tony Starch :lol

[Kitsa]

I saw boxes of Boo Berry and Frankenberry yesterday at the grocery store and got all excited. Got a box of each ($1.99).

Then the bitch packaged them with lightbulbs :(

I'm all oogy about that. I keep picturing microscopic glass shards in my food. The cereal might as well be ruined.

[RaNkeri]

Man, what is it with americans being unable to pack their own groceries? :x

[stevetothepast]

A lot of grocery stores have baggers as well as cashiers at each checkout.

[Dimnos]

I love those self checkout things. Except when the bagging area has a weight sensor in it. That pisses me off.

[Aaarg]

Yeah, being a cashier for a long time makes you really judgemental of others' bagging techniques.

So you get to the house before you realize that the bloody ground beef was packaged with the produce or something. In the case of Wal Mart, you get each item in its own individual bag.

[stevetothepast]

walmart with meat and dairy seems very foreign to me. I mean our's has a dry groceries section but I'm not sure if I'd be buying my steaks from them.

[Dimnos]

At those prices how could you not?! :eek

[Kitsa]

Usually I try to bag my own stuff because I'm so damn particular (you know, not wanting ant poison in with my bread, not wanting lightbulbs in with food), but sometimes the bagger is too quick for me. In stores where the baggers are working for tips, bagging your own stuff never happens...they'd sooner grab the groceries out of your hands and do it rather than give up that dollar.

In this case, the cashier had one of those turnaround bag stations and was just throwing stuff in as it came up on the belt. I'd put the household cleaners and lightbulbs well away from the groceries as a hint, but she didn't give a rat's ass and just packaged the first of the household stuff with the last of the food.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love those self checkout things. Except when the bagging area has a weight sensor in it. That pisses me off.

OH I HATE THAT TO NO END. That's why I only go through them if I have a small number of items.

[Dimnos]

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION!

:maul :maul :maul

[Dimnos]

THERE ISNT ROOM IN YOUR BAGGING SECTION FOR ALL MY SHIT. SHUT THE HELL UP.

[Kitsa]

I always have something light that doesn't register, and it tells me to please bag it over and over and over again. And the person in charge of the self-checkouts is bullshitting with someone and never comes over when you try to get his attention.

:/

[Dimnos]

Usually I try to bag my own stuff because I'm so damn particular (you know, not wanting ant poison in with my bread, not wanting lightbulbs in with food), but sometimes the bagger is too quick for me. In stores where the baggers are working for tips, bagging your own stuff never happens...they'd sooner grab the groceries out of your hands and do it rather than give up that dollar.

Tip him to get lost. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

Usually I try to bag my own stuff because I'm so damn particular (you know, not wanting ant poison in with my bread, not wanting lightbulbs in with food), but sometimes the bagger is too quick for me.


I agree with you. If there is a conveyor belt what I do is put items I want together on the belt, that way when it gets to the cashier they just put it in bags the same way.

[Tadao]

There are these annoying whorish freshman girls in my neighborhood who have a knack for cornering you into long, retarded conversations if you run into them. Last night, they tried to get me into doing ecstasy (who the hell takes ecstasy while sitting around in a park?), so I came up with some bullshitted story about how I just crashed my bike and had a concussion, and needed to get home to go to the ER. I didn't even need to ACT; dumbasses believed I had one, even though I wasn't bleeding, limping, or showing any signs of a concussion, or ANY injury.
Moral of the story: Bullshitting dumb people is fun.

WAIT WHAT? YOU DIDN'T DO A SEXUAL DRUG WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS IN A PARK?

[Colonel Flagg]

He carries a torch for his one true snugglebunny.

[Tadao]

Dear Snugglebunny forums, you'll never believe what I didn't do today!

[Dimnos]

Right. At least pocket the tab and just along with it man....

[Tadao]

No way, Ecstasy if great fun. It can make stupid girls tolerable, sexy even.

[stevetothepast]

oh gross old, dirty old, good for nothing, ecstasy.

[Kitsa]

I thought ecstasy made you impotent and all you really ended up doing was rolling around and slobbering with a floppy dick.

[Tadao]

Not at all. It was actually used to help marriages that turned loveless.

[Dimnos]

I thought ecstasy made you impotent and all you really ended up doing was rolling around and slobbering with a floppy dick.


Nah. Your thinking speed.

[Tadao]

No way, you can fuck for 8 hours straight on speed.

[Dimnos]

Not that I went around checking boners but everyone I ever knew said they had a damn awful time getting it up on speed. More often than not they were more interested in doing more speed that fucking anyway. :\

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe they had a hard time thinking about fucking.

[Tadao]

Maybe it has to do with the person, I prefer my drugs to involve sin at the same time.

[Fathom Zero]

Is that a line from the Book of Tadao?

[Tadao]

Sounds more like a gay Oscar Wild quote :(

[Fathom Zero]

It's sad because it's true kinda. :(

[Tadao]

Even worse, it sounds like someone trying to act like Oscar Wilde, but isn't witty at all.

:( :(

[Tadao]

The hills around me are on fire AGAIN. Every year, same shit.

[Fathom Zero]

I know someone like that. But I know it's just part of his persona.

[Fathom Zero]

You could live in Greece; your whole country would be on fire all the time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should move to a less fire hilly region. I don't mind getting snowed on. Fired on is too much for me.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hope you're not in any danger, Tad. No more than normal, anyway. :\

[Fathom Zero]

ALAN RICKMAN DANGER CYCLE

[Tadao]

North of LA is always on fire. We don't really pay attention to the huge out of control wildfire 10 miles from us anymore. A lot of people will try to fight the fire with a garden hose and only leave if they can't take the heat.

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/22/cat-toy.jpg

[Kitsa]

oh, hey, that's fun.

[Dimnos]

I thought so.

[MLE]

o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

[MattJack]

Did Fartin get banned again?

If so, why?

[The Leader]

Yes.

The internet is unforgiving.

[Tadao]

I don't think I ever knew why he was banned as Fartin.

[MarioRPG]

Prolly wasn't worth knowing.

[Tadao]

But this is!
80 strange buildings.

http://www.instantshift.com/2009/02/19/80-strange-and-fantastic-buildings-architecture/

[Tadao]

o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

WTF lady. :\>::lol:love:confused::rock:x:sleep:):hypno:|

[Aaarg]

It's Tuesday evening and I have nothing to do. I worked, I mowed, I jerked off, I bathed, I clipped my toenails, I listened to Modest Mouse, I watched the trailer for the game I'm excited for, and now... maaaaaaan.

[executioneer]

page break picture THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THREAD >:

[The Leader]

I don't think I ever knew why he was banned as Fartin.
He didn't ship his secret santa stuff out, or something.

[Wiffles]

The secret santa is like russian roulette or something, many have succumed to its deadlyness o.o

[Kitsa]

I've participated in very few Secret Santas that went well, so I just stopped doing 'em altogether. Still stinging from the year in high school where I handmade a teddy bear for a girl, in her favorite color, and got a used marker from my person :(

[The Leader]

Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm going to give half of my money to you. :(

[Kitsa]

nah, don't do that. Do something fun with it!

[Tadao]

Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm gonna buy you a full rainbow of unopened markers.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Kitsa]

awesome.

[Womti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/musicianking/sigggg.gif

[MattJack]

im an alckyholic and thats a disease

so it aint my fault

rite?

[Pub Lover]

o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

It is good to see you. :)

[Pub Lover]

He didn't ship his secret santa stuff out, or something.

That wasn't Fartin.

[Pub Lover]

nah, don't do that. Do something fun with it!

I've daydreamed about building you a sealed hygienic biodome at least six times this year. :(

This is something I want?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebreak I think.

[Pub Lover]

fuck :lol

[Tadao]

hahahahahahaha

[Pub Lover]

I obviously don't do it enough. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I always found him to be kinda full of himself, honestly.

That was his schtick.

and that's why mensa meetings suck.

..

[Pub Lover]

What's even worse is when it randomly decides to update you on a whole string of wall-to-wall conversations between two friends, so your whole wall is one conversation. Makes me feel like a creeper.

What is with this confusion of creeper/creep amongst young people today. :(

If I am being creepy I am a creep, you little shits. >:

Also, I'm not being creepy, get over yourselves. :wah

[Pub Lover]

...she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan...

You dummy. Why do you show her that shit?

Hey, she asked me if I knew about it, I replied to the affirmative, and she asked to see it.
She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.


That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

[Tadao]

Pubs got us all in check :eek

[Wiffles]

Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O

[Pub Lover]

You only say that cause you think Shrub will talk to you.

She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

[Pub Lover]

Pubs got us all in check :eek

Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O

http://www.animated-gif.net/wp-content/uploads/177/leela-break-dance-robot-futurama.gif

[Tadao]

She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

Fight cock with cock ;)

[Pub Lover]

I am well versed in how to deal with gents and their wang-obsessions, as you well know. Ladies, however, no clue what they want. The ludicrous bints.

[Fathom Zero]

whaheynow

[Colonel Flagg]

She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.

That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

[Pub Lover]

...a lovely young Française graduate student named Marie. A real sweetie. She was in the US to study, of all things, American Literature.

And no. No, I did not. :(

Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

..

[Kitsa]

It's like a one-man live DVD commentary. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

[Pub Lover]

How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

OmiGosh! :eek

[Pub Lover]

How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

OmiGosh! :eek

:eek

[Pub Lover]

..

[Guitar Woman]

I think we should let pub post in other threads

he is unhealthy

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you badmouthed the Stooges just now. I'd say you ever being public would be unhealthy for your mongoloid face. :lol

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE OF FISTS BEING PUT INTO IT SO SHARPLY! >:

[Pub Lover]

Then tongues, and cocks, because I love ya, baby. <3