I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Matt Harty]

WHATS WITH THE <3

[HickMan]

I miss pub lover I love him he's great :(

[ScruU2wice]

He posted in my blog :X

[Esuohlim]

Blogs are so last December.

[ScruU2wice]

eff you, hot girls have blogs cuz there all EMO like that..

[bigtimecow]

omg dick

[executioneer]

I HAVE A BLOG AND I DONT UPDATE IT UNLESS I FEEL LIKE BEING A JERK

[Esuohlim]

WHO IS THAT WITH JEREMY???

http://www.whoisthatwithjeremy.com/db4/00394/whoisthatwithjeremy.com/_uimages/JeremyAlRokerSM.jpg

:eek :eek :eek

[Terra]

Al Roker?

[ThisIsWitty]

A small white child.

[ScruU2wice]

I never post on this board anymore :(

[ThisIsWitty]

sry :(

[Rongi]

al roker looks like a zombie in that picture :(

[Esuohlim]

Al Roker?

You stupid fucker.

[ThisIsWitty]

Who wants to play madlibs?

[Terra]

You stupid fucker.

You half assed fuckwit. >:

[Esuohlim]

The fact that your immediate reaction is to be defensive just makes me more right.

AND OMG PUT A HYPHEN WHERE APPROPRIATE IN YOUR POSTS, IDIOT.

[BlueOatmeal]

Whats your phone number Esuohlim? It seems you need someone to talk to.

[Captain Goodtimes]

How does it feel, bitch?

[Matt Harty]

hey captain goodtimes

[ScruU2wice]

you got rodney dangerfield in your sig goodtimes :x

[The Retro Kat]

God dammit, i just pissed myself on accident. Muther fucker. Those celebrity masks kinda scare me.

[Emu]

POSTCOUNT ++

[ScruU2wice]

I need to change my avatar :/

[Matt Harty]

HOLY SHIT

[Sam]

HEY GUYS :lol

[Matt Harty]

SAM

[kellychaos]

Slow down! I >: can't type that fast!!

[ScruU2wice]

what's the dilio guys?

[kellychaos]

Say! That is good news!! :bestthread

[ScruU2wice]

I'm gonna sleep for a lil bit :O

[ScruU2wice]

but not before I change my avatar :O

[executioneer]

mister peabody :o

[executioneer]

okya someone has to be sherman now

[Esuohlim]

I would but my avatar hasn't worn out its welcome yet. :rolleyes

I propose that we get one of the people with the afggy anime don't drink and drive avatars to do it. >:

[Crying Baby Jesus]

MURDER!

[ScruU2wice]

werd

[Captain Goodtimes]

I would but my avatar hasn't worn out its welcome yet. :rolleyes

I propose that we get one of the people with the afggy anime don't drink and drive avatars to do it. >:

you can't change it till ken jennings loses, and then you have to make a ken jennings memorial avatar. It's a big responsibility and maybe you should of grown up a little bit before you took it!

[Esuohlim]

Ken Jennings will never lose. >:

I've got like 6 pictures of Ken Jennings so I'll just keep changing my avatar but not really :x

[ScruU2wice]

pure shock value..

[Matt Harty]

GUYS IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME

[Rongi]

i think i fucking hate you, mr. harty.

[Matt Harty]

And i'm assuming the reason why is as valid as the last time you whined about me.

[Rongi]

cause you're a prick who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesnt stink

[Matt Harty]

Yeah because god forbid I do have a social life i'm fucking full of myself.

[Rongi]

you just act like you're the only one with a social life. and no one with a good social life would tell anyone there's is so good it would make you want to kill yourself. it's sounds too desprate that you're trying to convince people how great your life is.

i also like that as soon as i commented on your caps locks schtick you stopped like a little bitch

[Matt Harty]

That isn't true at all if you take a look at why I responded to him like that.

I fucking hate that "all you do is sit behind the computer all day on message boards" when that couldn't be farther from the truth.

I never said nobody else had one. I was comparing mine to his. As the difference would be so monumental that he'd be brought to suicide.

Only you would make a big deal out of it. You're like a fucking pissy girl who listens to what she wants to hear and thinks she can cry and moan over whatever she wants.

[Rongi]

As the difference would be so monumental that he'd be brought to suicide.

again, you have proven that you are a massive prick.

[Matt Harty]

If you wanna take it personally that's your problem. But don't fucking tell me that i'm a prick for proving someone wrong.

[Rongi]

i'm not taking it personally, i just dont like you. never have never will. you're think you're the king of the world and yet you are a peice of shit. an unfunny turd. you constantly rip off jixby's style like every other faggot and i hate that. it's like when the beatles came out and a bunch of gay bands where spawned from them. none of those bands where special and neither are you.

[Matt Harty]

And you're the only one who cares because you're a drama queen.

[Esuohlim]

What's with all the hate? There's no hate in this thread. :(

Plus, you're both my friend. :D

[The Retro Kat]

I was so pissed off today. I couldn't remember the bad guy in Smirfs name. Gargamel. I think, shit, i better be right, or god dammit...

[Crying Baby Jesus]

yup

I'm gonna fight these 2 bug guys tomorrow. The best part is that there both bumber than sports

[ScruU2wice]

yeah I hate how rik only hesitated for a second when we asked him what the bad guys name was from the smurfs.

I knew the cats name and that's good enough for me :(

[HickMan]

I JSUT GOT AWAY WITH MURDER. WHERE SHOULD I GO?

[ScruU2wice]

back track, you need to make sure that everyone who might have seen or heard is shut up. than you have to get out of town for a while, make sure you have at least 5 people thinking you're somewhere you're not. After that you need to get a job at the church so you got a clean slate. you wait it out till the heat dies down and then it's business as usuall

[Crying Baby Jesus]

or just go GTA style by shooting people on the streets untill you get brought down by a Tac. team

[Anonymous]

i hate you, fatster

[executioneer]

lol i tried to edit the title of this thread to THE 'I CAN'T EDIT THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD ANYMORE :(' THREAD! guess what happened :-[

[executioneer]

i guess the phpbb does not have a sense of humor :-[

[Matt Harty]

lol

[Matt Harty]

hickman is a fun guy to talk to on aol instant messenger

[executioneer]

yeah but is he fun to talk to on yahoo or msn

[HickMan]

Those two are too technical for me ;(

[Matt Harty]

yeah but is he fun to talk to on yahoo or msn

no msn hes a fukin jrek

[Matt Harty]

:3

[kellychaos]

Matt likes to play "late night sneaky uncle" ... don't you pull back my covers ... don't touch me there ... NO SIR!! ... I! SAY! NO! >:

[kellychaos]

You're right. I'm sorry. :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

ken jennings lost today, milhouse

[Captain Goodtimes]

other bad news, after a 2 hour search for the movie cinderfellas i have discovered my life is useless and proceeding to jump off my aprtment building,

by the time you read this ill be totally..totally

past tense :(

[Emu]

i'm just posting in this thread so everyone can see my sig and realize what a fucking ninny ricky glue is

[ScruU2wice]

I've been gone for 2days whats been happenin here?

[ScruU2wice]

I was busy cutting myself because Alexis Bledel won't return my Emails, letters, threatening letters, faxes, or phone calls.. :(

[Matt Harty]

feel better mister scruU2wice

[liquidstatik]

hey guys whats up!

[Sam]

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE INSANE?

[The Retro Kat]

I WUB U GUYZ

[ernasty10050]

BIIIIG HUG, CAN I BE INCLUDED?

[executioneer]

sure hugz 4 all :hug

[Crying Baby Jesus]

xept me

[Esuohlim]

You'd better fucking believe it.

[executioneer]

nah even arrowx gets a hug but only in this thread :x

[Crying Baby Jesus]

:)
contrary to popular beleif i'm a very leanly person I shower twice a day Wash my hands and face, I'm considered greasy at school because I don't gell my hair or wear Exco clothing.

[HickMan]

Plus you smell like old hair

[ScruU2wice]

I was pretty damn serious about calling Alexis Bledel all those times :(

[executioneer]

cool

[GADZOOKS]

Hi guys, I'm Back :lol

[Crying Baby Jesus]

you still suck

[GADZOOKS]

WHO ARE YOU?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Arrow

Why do you still suck as much as me?

[GADZOOKS]

oh hi arrow, how's school going!?

[Big McLargehuge]

FUCK OFF!! ALL OF YOU!!

[Matt Harty]

Arrow

Why do you still suck as much as me?

GADZOOKS DOESNT SUCK YOU SUCK BITCH YOU GONA SUCK SOME LEAD FROM A GAT IF YOU DISRESPECT AGAIN :CRIPS

[Matt Harty]

BITCH THINK IM JOKING I KNOW CRIPS FROM CARSON, CALIFORNIA CALLED THE VICTORIA PARK CRIPS AND IT COSTS LIKE 10 DOLLARS TO HAVE YOU SNUFFED

[Anonymous]

Man, nice avatar, Arrow.

[ScruU2wice]

I need to write my college essays :(

[Matt Harty]

Tomorrow

[liquidstatik]

Don't listen to him SCRU. That's how I got a 36 in history.. :(

[Bass]

I just called a 'bad human being.' I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing....

[Bass]

I just got called a bad human being...

I didn't actually call a bad human being.... I don't call people on the phone much

[Bass]

I just can't believe that someone who stabbed me in the leg, would call me 'a bad human being'

[ScruU2wice]

so yeah I have till like nov. 1st to put in my application to northwestern :(

[Matt Harty]

hi bass

[Bass]

Hi Matt

[thebiggameover]

THIS IS MY 666TH POST!

[nothing4buddha]

:eek

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/shurid-rain.jpg

[ThisIsWitty]

You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?

[WhiteRat]

You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?

Consult a pediatrition. They will tell you everything you need to know.

[executioneer]

pediatrition

oh lordy

[The Retro Kat]

So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"

BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking?
SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head)

[executioneer]

no he has to shoot him in the THROAT in the THROAT goddamn it

[executioneer]

or in the dick :x

[The Retro Kat]

OUCH WILLIE, THAT WOULD HURT, R U A SADIST?

[executioneer]

yes

[executioneer]

plus those are the two places occasionally referred to as your "pipes" :x

[The Retro Kat]

DO YOU EVAR STOP THINKING WILLIE?

[executioneer]

when i start drinking i stop thinking

[The Retro Kat]

IM THINKIN NOW SOMEONE AINT DRINKIN

[ScruU2wice]

I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(

[The Retro Kat]

THINKIN LINKIN

[liquidstatik]

I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(

haha, well of course its not going to be funny. :(

Just like.. when you think of anything and you rlike *OMFG ITS SO COOL* In a few days your going to hate it. No matter what it is. :/

[GADZOOKS]

You guys should make asian family matters with your friends :/

[Ninjavenom]

hey kids

[ScruU2wice]

Ok I'm done no more revising this crap..

[ScruU2wice]

is that phsyco mantis in your avatar ninja..

[ArrowX]

SEX

[Ninjavenom]

oh yus, he looks old-school angry, ya'll

[Emu]

watch it jack

[StonerDave]

Not just your ordinary sanitary napkin, ladies.

[nothing4buddha]

KOTEX FITS PERIOD

[liquidstatik]

Somebody start up the mad libs, again. Those sure were the days. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

those were the days if you were a fan of unfunny madlibs >:

[liquidstatik]

FUCK YOU, BRAINY >:

[Pub Lover]

This thread is like my adopted baby.

[Pub Lover]

I took it away from it's dope fiend parents.

[Pub Lover]

Gave it love & attention.

[Pub Lover]

But then my I found it in bed with my homosexual life partner.

[Pub Lover]

Oh The Betrayal!

[Pub Lover]

In my rage I raped & abused it.

[Pub Lover]

But soon I realised what I had done.

[Pub Lover]

I called the child protection agency, & I confessed my crimes.

[Pub Lover]

A nice man came & took it away.

[Pub Lover]

The nice man took it to a safe place, away from any abusive people.

[Pub Lover]

But now I see that it was taken back from there by a known pervert & crossdresser.

[Pub Lover]

All the abuse has started again.

[Pub Lover]

My poor baby. If only I was a stronger man, & could resist the temptation, & not abuse you thus.

[Pub Lover]

My Poor, Poor Baby.

[Pub Lover]

I just had an arguement with an American.
My initial standpoint was that the US media is overly censored & bias.
That soon degraded to a petty volley of 'Your country is stinky!'

It's getting too easy to win uch arguments.

FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY! >:

[Pub Lover]

He He. :)

[Pub Lover]

Postcount. >:

[StonerDave]

Gringos are sexy.

[Pub Lover]

You just ruined this thread. >:

[ScruU2wice]

bound to happen..

[Pub Lover]

Why don't these newbs learn? They're always fucking with the divine order. >:

Hey Saad! How's ya?

[ArrowX]

Add one to my postcount

[Emu]

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5523/lolligans.gif

[Pub Lover]

Add one to my postcount
That's not fucking funny! >:

Either put the effort in, or don't bother. In this thread there are over 50 pages solely posted by me. Do you understand the kind of commitment to my postcount that entails? No, you fucking newbs have no clue, no fucking clue at all! >:

[The Retro Kat]

HES DA MAN

[Esuohlim]

Guys Ken Jennings died on his way to Jeopardy today. :(

[thebiggameover]

you lie...
>:

[racialslur]

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5523/lolligans.gif

It's like its getting smaller...BUT NOT!!! :o

[Matt Harty]

PUB LOVERS BACK TIME TO PARTY ++

[liquidstatik]

WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?

[Bass]

I just found out I got a 1390 on my SATs... The people sitting next to me are telling me that's good... so I guess I should be pleased

[Esuohlim]

That's such a bad score I mean you should be ashamed and you might as well apply for a job at the gas station right now.

[Emu]

THIS IS THE 6666TH REPLY TO THIS THREAD :(

[FreakinStrange]

and this is the 6667th :(

[Esuohlim]

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

[Guitar Woman]

WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?
I'm sitting at home and masturbating while eating soup and talking to you guys :wank

[Matt Harty]

WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?

HOME I JUST GOT MY HAIR CUT LOOKS COOL :o

[Emu]

i haven't cut my hair in nearly 3 years :( :(

[Emu]

it tickles my back now :(

[Matt Harty]

I get pissed when my hair touches my ears, so that's usually when it gets cut.

[ScruU2wice]

So yesterday I was on the bus ride back home from a math team meet and we were passing bussy woods and I was all trying to be funny in a scary story around the campfire voice:
"I've heard terrible stories about bussy woods, once three teens walked into these woods but never walked out"
Of course only a handful of people got it and started saying "yeah I hope we don't get died in these woods" than I said "Yeah I hope I don't get dyed purple, again"
So right than this very attractive girl that I kinda had a crush on says "Are you gay?" I don't understand how to respond so I fake crying.

But yeah normally I don't care when people say stupid stuff like that, but It just kinda makes me feel like I have some protruding flaw that I'm not noticing and my friends are ignoring, but It's glaring to other people.

Regardless I totally got her back by masterbating to her year book picture. In your face bitch, (all too literally)

[Emu]

i wonder if nickelodeon will show the halloween episode of salute your shorts

[Emu]

or are they just going to show more of that amanda show lobster shit

[Emu]

OMFG ANGRY BEAVERS

[Emu]

OMFG 3000

[ArrowX]

And one

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I made like 100 posts in this thread in about 3 days one time. :(

[liquidstatik]

We all did, Jim. Those were the days. :(

[ScruU2wice]

yeah when you really couldn't keep up and everything you typed became out of context all to quickly..

[Sajuuk]

No, not really.

[Emu]

i had hoped you died

[sadie]

I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER!

[ScruU2wice]

anyone could with that cute a baby.. :(

[Guitar Woman]

P

[Guitar Woman]

O

[Guitar Woman]

S

[Guitar Woman]

T

[Guitar Woman]

C

[Guitar Woman]

O

[Guitar Woman]

U

[Guitar Woman]

N

[Guitar Woman]

T

[Anonymous]

no.

[racialslur]

Its better to have a low postcount than a high one. On that note, I love Burgerlord.

[The Retro Kat]

IM GIONG TO FIND YOUI IN IOWA AND STICK MY PULSATING PENIS IN BETWEEN YOUR BUNS AND RAPE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU


FAG

[racialslur]

It's hard to find someone in a state they dont live in.

[GADZOOKS]

GODAMMIT, YOSAMITTY SAM< SHUTUP FATHER SPAZ

[Emu]

UNGHG

[ScruU2wice]

hey retro now that you're 18 I guess you can buy your Virginia Slims legally.. :D

[Ninjavenom]

Fill your lungs with blood and thunder,
when you see the white whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men,
If you wish to prevail!

[Emu]

I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE ANGELS
BUT MUCH TO MY SURPRISE
THEY CLIMBED ABOARD THEIR STAR-SHIP
AND HEADED FOR THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIES

[sadie]

anyone could with that cute a baby.. :(aw. :)

[Matt Harty]

hey everyone work is consuming my life :(

[liquidstatik]

lol same here. :(

[liquidstatik]

i was suppose to get a raise last week, but they said i suck. so i have 2 weeks to get better. or ill be *TERMINATED* :x

[Matt Harty]

I talked to my head manager about how if I fail a class I lose my car. He said they like me and it'd be fine if I took a break and i'm always welcome back to work whenever.

Made me happy. :>

[ScruU2wice]

yeah bosses are cool occasionally..

[Matt Harty]

I have many.

Mike
Deniz
Denise
Kevin
Lauren
Kim

Bryan - Owner, very scary man.

3 Supervisors.


But the Kevin guy is the one you wanna talk to cause he hints people who should get a raise to Bryan. :X

[liquidstatik]

I only have a few managers... ;o

Amanda - I told her to get HIV one time. :(
Sylvia - she giggles like.. all the time. even when she's sad she's like *mhmm :giggle: i know mhmm*
Kanisha[/b[ - oh wait.. she got fired. :(
[b]PAM - SHE'S MEAN :x
LINDA - OMG MEAN AGAIN
Tanisha - She hates amanda, too. So we get along. :(

so yeah.. it sucks. :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol edit. :(

[Pub Lover]

This sucks. >:

[Pub Lover]

George W. Bush is President still. >:

[Pub Lover]

Several of my friends said they would leave the US if that happened. >:

[Pub Lover]

They lied, the welching queermongers. >:

[Pub Lover]

I now imagine all the things they said Bush would do, won't happen. >:

[The Retro Kat]

Team Leaders:
Dan
Fernando
Urzula
Bridgette
Jake
Matt
Nancy
Allisun
Mike

Store Leaders:
Amy
Corrin
Katrina
Jeff
Traci
Theresa

Usually I work in back, so I only have to deal with one or 2 store leaders.

[racialslur]

I came.

[Matt Harty]

Alot of supermarkets have way too many managers.

[Matt Harty]

This is my 5000th post.

[ScruU2wice]

There are certain axioms in mathematics that are so basic that they are the foundation of all mathematic proofs but cannot be proven themselves. So technically if a number can be discovered that does not follow the commutative property math would crumble to bits..

[ScruU2wice]

This is my 5000th post.

I thought work was consuming your life.. >:

[racialslur]

...kay.

[Matt Harty]

Yeah take a look at the only times I get to post. >:

[Matt Harty]

like fucking 2:00 am omg

[liquidstatik]

I JUST WOKE UP NOT TOO LONG AGO, GUYS

[WTF]

What?? It is 07.35pm here!!

[Anonymous]

[quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

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[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[Immortal Goat]

[quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

HEY HOW ABOUT THAT GUY MAD MAX. HE SURE IS A CLEVER MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITER. ALWAYS CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS IS FUNNY HAHA AM I RIGHT GUYS BUT SERIOUSLY MAD MAX IS GREAT AND I AM GLAD HE IS ON THE BOARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE INLINE IT IS LIKE HIS FUCKING JOB TO INSULT PEOPLE THAT HE HAS NEVER MET OVER THE INTERNET WOW HE SURE IS TOUGH THATS RIGHT DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST AND THATS MAD MAX WITH A CAPITAL M OH WAIT I GUESS IT IS ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT IS THE COOL THING TO DO ISN'T IT THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. ANYWAYS BACK TO MAD MAX THAT GUY SURE IS FUCKIN HARDCORE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO KILL ALL YOU FUCKTARDS CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IS A FUNNY WORD AND REALLY IT IS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING I HAVE HEARD SINCE QUEERBALL. ISN'T IT GREAT GUYS?


Fag.

[Guitar Woman]

If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

[Immortal Goat]

If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

FATHER SPAZ HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MAN YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY THAT REALLY GETS A JOKE AREN'T YOU YOU PERCEPTIVE LITTLE SHIT JK NOT REALLY BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ROCK MAN NEVER CHANGE 4 N0B0DY!

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat Fucker: Actually I never called anyone a fucktard in that last message, fucktard.

[Immortal Goat]

YOU WERE STILL FUCKING HARDCORE ABOUT WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE YOU ANGST-RIDDEN NOT TO MENTION SEXUALLY DEPRIVED CHILD PORN DOWNLOADING INTERNET LEECH. I BET YOUR MOM HAS TO REMIND YOU TO WIPE YOUR ASS AND YOU GET SADDENED THAT SHE NOTICED BECAUSE YOU WANTED A SNACK AND MAYBE SOME LUBE TO JACK OFF WITH ISN'T THAT RIGHT LITTLE PISS-PANTS REJECT. HOW'S THAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX COMING ALONG? I HEARD YOU KILLED AND RAPED YOUR THERAPIST IN THAT ORDER IS IT TRUE? I BET IT IS.

[Anonymous]

[quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"][quote:53ba2e9f90="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING![/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:53ba2e9f90]

[Anonymous]

I never thought myself to be a very Godfearing man. I don't follow any real religion to speak of, just my own morals and some hope in an afterlife, but this election has made me see the true ugliness that the American People as a whole posess.

This war was won through bigotry, and nothing else. Religious zealots who believe that war is ok so long as gay people cannot marry. People who say that abortion is wrong, but killing innocent children in Iraq is ok, because they are Heathens. Bigots who believe that marriage needs protected from "godless sinful deviants" while that very institution is being corroded from the inside by people like Britney Spears, J-Lo, and every station that has aired a "Bachelor" style show.

The thing that gets me is that all this hatred and violence is being done by people who believe they are doing God's work. Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Jesus tell you guys to "Love one another", and "Let he who is among you who is without sin cast the first stone"? I guess stones are different than bombs, huh?

Yes, I know that this is not the first time in history when bigotry has caused massive global problems, but I would have thought that in 2004, we could all get over our differences and work together. Call me crazy, but I really don't think that it is a bad idea to have blacks, whites, straights, gays, and any other minority working together. That is the only way we will ever achieve our goals.

God may not be dead, but it IS in a coma. Wake up god, if you are there, we need you now more than ever. So much is at stake.



:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Right, and I'M the angst ridden emotional cripple. Hey fucktard go "struggle" with your faith and the "Oh so important nature of humanity" some more, you fucking reject. :lol

[ScruU2wice]

I missed the old version of this thread..

[Immortal Goat]

HEY MAD MAX CANT A GUY EVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU REJECT OH WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT YOU HAVE THE DEPTH OF A BABY POOL AND NOT EVEN THE COOL ONES WITH THE SLIDES I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHEAP ASS ONES THAT PEOPLE BUY AT OUTLET MALLS WHEN THEIR WELLFARE CHECKS COME IN AND YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS BASTARD SUCKING FAG. I BET YOU BUy CELINE DIONE CD'S AND THEN TRY TO FUCK THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR INFANTILE PENIS TO FIT THROUGH SO YOU GO BE ALL HARDCORE AND CUT YOURSELF OR RANT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU FOR BEING THEMSELVES YOU FUCKING CHRONIC MASTURBATING ASS-LOAD OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

Have a nice day.

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

Immortal Goat: The funniest thing about that post of yours, is that you have mistaken whiney drama queen bullshit, for being deep.

Please, you're not deep. You're a fat ding dong eating fucktard, who's pretending he is. If you were REALLY deep, you wouldn't be posting on here, or arguing with me.

Please continue to prove your stupidity though, its very amusing.

:lol

[Immortal Goat]

I never said I was deep, you just read too much into things, like that time when your mom said she loved you no matter what. That didn't mean she wanted to fuck you, and you know it. I was simply stating an opinion of mine about religious standing in society and politics in the *gasp* RELIGION AND POLITICS FORUM! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, FUCKING NUMBNUT? That's what that forum is for, dammit. And this forum is for ranting about random, unimportant shit, and boy, you are about the most unimportant piece of shit that I can think of next to ArrowX. You know what? You two should get together at an anime convention dressed in homemade costumes. You can be the schoolgirl, and ArrowX can be the massive tentacle demon raping you like the little cunt you are. Then you could take pictures of all the other little pitched admiring how much more gay your costumes are than theirs and you shall be crowned "King and Queen of the Convention". It would be the most significant day in your pathetic life. And don't even try to come back saying my life is more pathetic than yours, because I am lazy, and I would have to work pretty fucking hard to get to your level of primordial shat.

[Anonymous]

Oh I'm so important, my posts really mean something and I really need feedback from people on the internet because I'm too much of a fucking loser to have friends in real life, and Mad Max is MOCKING my beliefs! He hurt my feelings! :tear
If I show how upset I am, I know that'll get back at him!


:lol

[Immortal Goat]

I don't fucking care what you think. This is a fucking MOCKERY BOARD! I AM SUPPOSED TO MOCK YOU BECAUSE YOU EARN IT! Goddammit, when will you fucking learn. I couldn't give a shit what you think. I posted that thread because in the political board, that is what people do. Post beliefs and opinions to have other people respond. YOU, however, post ignorant meaningless shit EVEN COMPARED TO THE IGNORANT MEANINGLESS SHIT IN GENERAL BLABBER! It amazes me to think that you truly believe that you have the upper hand on me, you unoriginal twat-diver. Maybe you should go on vacation for a while and practice a little in the insult department. If you can't even one-up me, then you obviously aren't ready for anybody else on this site.

[Anonymous]

They both want to get us out of the war as soon as they can *supposedly*, but Kerry wanted to try and do it a little quicker than Bush said was possible. Now, we will never know how fast our people could have been home, because Bush has no exit strategy. Insurgents all over the place.

For those of you who voted for Bush, think of this. Many of my friends are in the military fighting a war which Bush offhandedly admitted cannot be won, and therefore cannot end. My friends are risking their lives for your man in the White House. I know that they joined of their own free will, but they didn't expect an unjust war such as the one we are fighting. I want to see my friends come home. Some of them are not yet deployed, and I thank whatever god there is out there that they are not. However, if you believe that this is the right war, then you fucking join the army and fight it. Leave my friends out of it. :fuckyou


And while you argue with me, your friends will die for oil :lol


AMERICA AMERICA GOD DONE SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE! :lol

[Immortal Goat]

Hey, fuck you. Some things are too serious to fucking joke about, and guess what? DEATH IS FUCKING ONE OF THEM! ESPECIALLY WHEN INVOLVING WAR! You ignorant little queef-sniffing, ass raping, scrotum-sucking, fat assed burger gobbling, cum guzzling sack of monkey shit. Tell me, does it give you the jollies that my friends might fucking DIE?! Tell me that, shit-head! If you find it so goddamned funny, then WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING ENLIST YOU PUSSY-LIPPED YELLOW-BELLIED COCKSUCKER?!

Usually, I am a calm individual, but when someone says that the death of my friends will be funny, then I get pissed. Fuck you, and if the terrorists strike again, I hope that somehow you are one of the victims. The world will be a more intelligent place without your ignorant comments lowering everyone's collective IQ.

[Anonymous]

Hey this is a MOCKING board remember? And this is the MOCK wars forum remember? If you can't fucking take it, go take your faggot ass some place else.

Nice to see I haven't had ANY effect on you though. :lol

[Immortal Goat]

When you mock me, I don't give a fuck. When you mock the sacrifice my friends are willing to make to keep your ass safe, that is when I get pissed off. Fucking ingrateful bastard. Let's see YOU fight for the country. But first, here's a tip. Grow a fucking nutsack, and preferably something to put in it as well.

[Anonymous]

I AM FUCKING MOCKING YOU, DUMB FUCK!

I have been since you opened your fucking mouth dipshit! :lol

But I think you need to calm down and take a break from the internet for awhile, it seems to have a bad effect on you.

:lol