I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

OK just checking because I read this site that said everywhere else in the country but here they say "quarter of" and I knew it was lying to me.

[ElPila666]

I learned to speak english with the Muzzy In Gondoland BBC cartoon videos, where a little guy named Norman teached us about the times.

[liquidstatik]

yayy, home movies finished downloadin 8]

[Tadao]

I learned to speak english with the Muzzy In Gondoland BBC cartoon videos, where a little guy named Norman teached us about the times.

It's some purple fuzzy thing right?

[MarioRPG]

yayy, home movies finished downloadin 8]

I never got into that series, but everyone talks great about it...

[Esuohlim]

Hey

[Esuohlim]

Hey
.

[Esuohlim]

Listen

[Esuohlim]

Hey
..

[Grislygus]

Yeeeeeeeeeeees?

[Chojin]

http://media.contextweb.com/creatives/defaults/adc_wfp_bambi2_160x600.jpg

[Chojin]

willie could you do your fire thing?

[Esuohlim]

Did you press C-up yet Grislygus

[Grislygus]

My N64's not plugged in right now

[executioneer]

willie could you do your fire thing?
not atm but when i get back home maybe

[Esuohlim]

Here since you're burning things anyway and all

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3425/b120x600ek1.jpg

[MLE]

I would love for that to be burned <3

[Guitar Woman]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

[Guitar Woman]

I listened to a bunch of Gorillaz songs yesterday and loved all of them.

I can't decide if that's a good or bad thing.

[MetalMilitia]

If you're looking for someone to tell you what type of music you're allowed to like I think that dreadsey (whatever) is still around somewhere.

[ElPila666]

dreadsey



Yeah dreadlocks, jamaican reggae man is that what you mean?
Easy Jamiacian all stars - Radiodread :lol

[Pub Lover]

i think only english people say quarter of two

it sounds english to me, anyway (I AM PROBALBY WRONG I APOLOGIZE ENGLAND)

While we do have some absurd ways of speaking, that isn't one of them.

I asked this question in this thread already. It's in a They Might Be Giants song, & I didn't get what they meant by it.

[sloth]

Rhyming slang is only really used by Northern bread salesmen and criminals. Some slang has made its way south though; gypsy's kiss (piss) for example.
what is this damn web of lies

southerners invented rhyming slang and any northerner who comes out with any probably just got confused after doing too much heroin. although noone really uses it any more unless you want to describe something unsavoury in a comical and toothless way e.g. 'I stuck it right up her gary' or 'show us your mark fowler'.

[Pub Lover]

David Jason uses it all the time.

[MLE]

I say quarter of two instead of one forty-five sometimes. :<

[Pub Lover]

http://60sfurther.com/Gilbert2/TINY-TIM-CHICOPEE-MA-th.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I say quarter of two instead of one forty-five sometimes. :<

I can't pronounce 'th' so I say With as Wiff, Month as Munff, and so on.

Today I was told I might be fired because of it. :lol

[MarioRPG]

I know a guy like that. He once asked a vendor for three (free) hotdogs.

[ElPila666]

Did they gave you a free day because of your birthday?

[Pub Lover]

I know a guy like that. He once asked a vendor for three (free) hotdogs.
Exactly. The fing is I didn't know I had lis speech impediment until I moved outside of the UK. Everyone I encountered for the first 20 years of my life must have either understood from contextualization or been secretly confused by everyfing I said, which didn't seem to happen.

Did they gave you a free day because of your birthday?
Nope.

[Fathom Zero]

I took a tour of the Blue Bell Creamery here in Tejas and the tour guide was so hot.

[Pub Lover]

Did you get his number?

[Fathom Zero]

:(

I didn't get Jake Busey's number.

I'M SORRY.

[Pub Lover]

You got toured by Jake Busey! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Exactly. The fing is I didn't know I had lis speech impediment until I moved outside of the UK. Everyone I encountered for the first 20 years of my life must have either understood from contextualization or been secretly confused by everyfing I said, which didn't seem to happen.

Maybe it's a New Zealand thing :rolleyes

Like everything else that's wrong with the english language :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

The funny thing is... The thing that I find funny is that I have not once received a complaint for my mispronunciation of Maori words & names.

I do that shit everyday, but no one bats a fucking eyelid. Maybe those sort of people don't use email. :racism

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/preventforestfires.gif

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/cleftpalate.gif

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Dixie]

NEUTICLES

[Emu]

Somebody make the bambi one into an avatar :eek

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/bambiav2.gif
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/bambiav1.gif
pick one

[executioneer]

then there's this

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/deerlazereye.gif

[Tadao]

awesome

[MLE]

:lol :lol :lol OMG willie i love you :<

[ElPila666]

It's kind of warm in here :p

[executioneer]

and just in case
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/lazerav2.gif
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/lazerav1.gif

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Sam]

wtf 99 guests are reading the loveline.

and 99 guests are reading threadbackups.

WHAT A STRANGE OCCURANCE

[MetalMilitia]

what is this damn web of lies

southerners invented rhyming slang and any northerner who comes out with any probably just got confused after doing too much heroin. although noone really uses it any more unless you want to describe something unsavoury in a comical and toothless way e.g. 'I stuck it right up her gary' or 'show us your mark fowler'.

I like how they're always saying "Berk" (short for Berkshire Hunt) on, like, Blue Peter. Cockneys must fucking piss themselves every time they hear that.

Also someone recently exposed me to "I'd love to smash her pasty". I know what is means but what the hell could that possibly rhyme with?

[MetalMilitia]

http://toons.artie.com/thanksgiving/arg-cat-on-table-happy-thanksgiving-url.gif (pro-tip: pretend thanksgiving says page brak)

[MetalMilitia]

Man what DIDN'T 1996 know how to express through the medium of animated gif

oops I better get back to work but first I'm going to smoke a cigar

http://www.artie.com/99gif/arg-exploding-cigar.gif

[MetalMilitia]

This is the most fantastic site on the internet:
http://www.artie.com/gif-anim.htm

Check out the animated backgrounds. They're guaranteed to make your homepage look BOSS.

[Esuohlim]

http://toons.artie.com/gifs/arg-clown-email-me-brite.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4228/panchonewnb3.gifhttp://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4228/panchonewnb3.gifhttp://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4228/panchonewnb3.gif

[Sethomas]

Guys, I've lost somewhere around 50 pounds this year. Also, I have a new car. It's a really bitchin' convertible.

However, I still work a shitty job and right now I'm sick with something and I don't know what it is.

[MetalMilitia]

I hope it's gif fever, because I've found the cure:

http://www.artie.com/fathers_day/arg-dancing-i-love-grandpa-207x165-url.gif

[Supafly345]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/Lakeiaspissed/saturday20night.jpg
http://www.artie.com/20001121/arg-old-glasses-lady-url.gif

[Zomboid]

hahahaha that first picture made me burst out in laughter. Where did you find that?

[MetalMilitia]

http://toons.artie.com/gifs/arg-buck-rogerz-url.gif

!!

[Zomboid]

http://www.artie.com/stolen/fatdance.gif

[MarioRPG]

!!
Oh no! She's doomed!

[Grislygus]

http://www.artie.com/gifs/arg-sparky-crop.gif

Jesus Christ

[Esuohlim]

http://www.artie.com/20040716/arg-usa-raspberry-bg-url.gif

DEAL WITH IT

[Grislygus]

NEVER








Waitaminute.

http://toons.artie.com/ransfrans/arg-1ove-hurtz-sma11.gif

Krazy Kat :love

[Grislygus]

So, I'm literally getting to watch paint dry right now.

[Grislygus]

I done gone an missedcher birthday party, Pub :(

[Pub Lover]

I think your avatar is great & everytime I see it I for real lol, Gus. ;(

[Grislygus]

I'm assuming you mean the NEW AND IMPROVED version

[Pub Lover]

It always takes me by surprise because the delay is so long.

[Grislygus]

VICTORY



But seriously, people were pming me about it a day after I upgraded it, I'd figured it'd take you guys longer to see him

[Grislygus]

That Nick guy pmed me with the exact amount of time between appearances

To the millisecond.

[Grislygus]

One crime, two crime, three crime, FOUR crime

:eek

[Grislygus]

Okay chatterboxes, I'll just finish this up myself

[Grislygus]

Hammina

Hammina

[Grislygus]

Edit: The FUCK? Whatever. Page rape.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/INAPPROPRIATECONDUCT.jpg

[Grislygus]

End, goddammit

[Grislygus]

So what, every page lasts twenty five posts except for this one

[Grislygus]

On the plus side, everyone gets a whole row of glorious hitchcock action

[executioneer]

if you just hit quick reply it doest show you the page break, you got it like five posts ago

[Grislygus]

Goddam witchcraft.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

The first time I saw Hitchcock, I thought I was going crazy or something :x

[Grislygus]

WITCHCRAFT

[Pub Lover]

So what, every page lasts twenty five posts except for this one

It is the nature of a broken page.

[MarioRPG]

DEMON! Get an exorcist

[Grislygus]

I'd hoped to finally opencanvas with MLE today, but I think I missed her :(

Ah well, I can doodle better in paint anyway, it has a fill bucket

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled2-4.png


Now, if I can just get a hold of an animator and the distribution rights to Bert Kaampfert's singles, I think I got myself a hit show here

[ElPila666]

If i have to choose someone to be president of the world, i choose Pub Lover to rule the world, he's the greatest :worship

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I would be so scared that I'll screw up that I'd hand power to my VP right away.

I'd be all "Willie, it's your problem now. :hat"

[executioneer]

yeah like i can be trusted with that kind of resposibility :lol

[ElPila666]

http://www.artie.com/gifs/twisteranim4.gif

[executioneer]

man what in the fuck is that even supposed tor epresent

is the dude creating, spinning and destroying that car with his mind or something

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I've lost somewhere around 50 pounds this year. Also, I have a new car. It's a really bitchin' convertible.

However, I still work a shitty job and right now I'm sick with something and I don't know what it is.

What brand convertible? A BMW like the one you flipped into a bean field (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5322)?

[executioneer]

Also someone recently exposed me to "I'd love to smash her pasty". I know what is means but what the hell could that possibly rhyme with?

smash her pasty = do the nasty?

[executioneer]

i'd link to the urbandictionary article i found but it's got church of scientology ads all over it, ewww

[ElPila666]

man what in the fuck is that even supposed tor epresent

is the dude creating, spinning and destroying that car with his mind or something
That's Sethomas remembering his car. :lol

BTW i have note a few new emoticons, i don't know what they mean :meat :bow:melt

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_XzCR2MbrU

I love this album, I love this song, I love this music video.

I'm afraid for the decline of CDs, though. How 'bout you, out there?

[ElPila666]

I'm afraid for the decline of CDs, though. How 'bout you, out there?

I hope science design music to inject into the veins

[Fathom Zero]

Man, I want whatever you have.

[ElPila666]

I took Fanta plus Tang

[Fathom Zero]

Is that a reference to something I forgot I said?

[ElPila666]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5159/fathomnerops3.jpg

[ElPila666]

oh shit fuck samsung, Fathom i've got an orange tongue by now ;_;

[Fat_Hippo]

Okay, what the hell is going on? First, there's been no snow whatesoever through the whole winter where I live, and now, in the end of March, there's tons of it. Stupid weather.

[Esuohlim]

Snow is great and if you don't like it well you can just get out of America son

[GADZOOKS]

He's in Switzerland :rolleyes :rolleyes

But yeah, a nice surprise waking up to see 3 inches of the white stuff. (That's what she said, right guys???)

It was nice of the NCAA to initiate a snow day for March Madness (RIGHT ALL MY SPORTS FORUM PEERS???)

I guess Spring is taking it's own break (RIGHT GUYS, TITS!).

I checked the calender, and yep, it's the Day after TOMORROW! (Right guys, Jake Gyllenhall????)

[Esuohlim]

He's in Switzerland :rolleyes :rolleyes

I was being facetious, irony police

[GADZOOKS]

I was being facetious, irony police

So was I, Irony SWAT :rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

Snow Day? Pffft, you foolish northerners. Right now it's 67 degrees without a cloud in the sky.

PS - please ignore the fact that i was born and raised in Minnesota.

[Supafly345]

hahahaha that first picture made me burst out in laughter. Where did you find that?
My girl finds them on livejournal.

[ElPila666]

http://www.artie.com/20040716/arg-usa-raspberry-bg-url.gif

DEAL WITH IT
:rolleyes:

[Fathom Zero]

oh shit fuck samsung, Fathom i've got an orange tongue by now ;_;

Holy shit, dude, I did the same thing last Friday. I got a can of Tang and poured a third of it into a medium Burger King Orange Fanta. :eek

Great minds think alike, no?

I upped the ante with orange slices dipped into it, though.

[Sam]

Yeah but did you smoke a fat j of the chronic reefers?

[executioneer]

ok so i was scrolling up to the top to hit new posts and see if there was anything new and automatically clicked without seeing that there was an ad that said "wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales", and the page changed before it could go to whatever the rest of the ad was so then i hit back to see what it was all about and instead it had the pedegg ad that says "REMOVES CALLOUSED DRY SKIN" or w/e

IT MAKE ME LAUGH JAJAJAJAJ JIMMY WALES REMOVES DRY SKIN JAJAJAJAJAJ

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah but did you smoke a fat j of the chronic reefers?

Naw, man. I don't go for that. I go fo fists.

[Sam]

FACEFISTED

[Fathom Zero]

One day, you'll know the feeling of what it is like to have knives in your bed. And your skin.

[Sam]

WILL IT BE CCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNN NGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN NNNNNNN

[Fathom Zero]

IT'LL BE LIKE SPAAAACE FINGERRRRSSSZZZZ.

[executioneer]

you think orz *fingers* are *many bubbles*, but orz are just orz! stop being such a *silly* *camper*

[MarioRPG]

I just finished the worst shift I think I've ever had.

First, one of the oil vats' valve wouldn't close, so it was constantly draining (which makes it impossible to clean the other ones). Then, our sinks backed up, and somehow, so did the drain in the floor. So I was washing dishes (which makes it worse) in about an inch of disgusting "water" with BBQ sauce mixed into it.

...;_;

[ElPila666]

Mario can fix pipes
:oneofthosedays

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't know that Keanu Reeves was Canadian until I saw O Canada at Epcot.

Thanks, Disneyworld!

[Sam]

He used to be on some Canadian teen news show too!

[Pub Lover]

*enjoy the sauce*

[ElPila666]

Did anyone saw an UFO or a flying sauce lately?

[Fathom Zero]

yeah sure

[Pub Lover]

Watching Blazing Saddles.

It is the only DVD I own that I can just watch over & over.

I'm drinking whisky just like Jim.

I hope this isn't what death feels like.

[bigtimecow]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699310

now plz

[Pub Lover]

If there was a way for me to get artistic ability without any effort at all, then I would help out, Mister Cow.

Your last one was great, btw.

[bigtimecow]

ms paint!

and ty

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pickle.jpg

This was going to be my entry for the tentacle competition, but the computer I was working on has decided to block photobucket so I couldn't upload it.

By the time I was using a different computer, I was sober enough to know that I shouldn't use it at all.

MS Paint isn't my friend.

[Pub Lover]

edit to the last post: You're welcome. :)

[Pub Lover]

Hey Zomboid, how are you doing?

Let's have a coversation, what with people reading this thread & not posting.

Let's hear about what you're up to.

[Pub Lover]

Not to get a 'boo hoo' or some shit, but I posted one damn comment in the Philosophy/Politics board, one that was detailed, and some jerk (sspadowsky, I believe) joined the thread with one lame-ass comment probably copied from a 13 year-old goth girl's MySpace page.

I believe users like that are why some boards suffer when they could really be much more interesting for older users.

I could tell you why you're wrong. I could explain in detail.

[Pub Lover]

I'm gonna be silly instead.

[executioneer]

i'm gonna give that guy so many infractions

[Pub Lover]

FUCK YOU, DREW!

Seriously, fuck you.

[liquidstatik]

Hey Zomboid, how are you doing?

crying over something, i'm sure :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

i'm gonna give that guy so many infractions

That is what he deserves.

He deserves that so much.

So very much.

[Pub Lover]

crying over something, i'm sure :rolleyes

He isn't really a jerk, he just does it to spice up the forums.

Also, he merely chose the other way of dealing with all the crap.

As I can't beat it, I joined it.

He'll fight to the bitter end.

[liquidstatik]

dude duh

[Pub Lover]

What part of 'too drunk to stand or think' wasn't clear to you in the IM chat?

Seriously, you & your jokes.

[liquidstatik]

im goin to sleep :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

MacDuff: What three things does drink especially provoke?
Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes
the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-
fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator
with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-
heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him
the lie, leaves him.
Damn me for liking The Bard.

[Pub Lover]

im goin to sleep :gaysecks

So you'll be nice and rested for your full day of work tomorrow. >:

[Pub Lover]

ilove to suck cock and be gay, i am gay and my ass smells like gay

Something we all understand & can relate to.

[executioneer]

i have a full day of work tomorrow :(

[Pub Lover]

i have a full day of work tomorrow :(

Me too. :(

Wait, isn't your tomorrow sunday still?

[executioneer]

yes indeed

although it is part sunday, part monday that i am working (8 pm - 6 am)

[Pub Lover]

Oh boy, that is not enviable.

Wait, maybe it is.

I hate getting up at four AM, is working through the night easier?

[executioneer]

sort of

the fact that i gotta do 6pm-6am the next day isn't any fun though

[executioneer]

ps guess who's banned for a day now :chojin

[GADZOOKS]

woah, you banned chojin :eek

[Pub Lover]

ChicagoDrew? Please be ChicagoDrew!

I hafta work for 12 hours every weekday. :( At least it's sitting on my ass & has access to the internet.

I would swap both those things to get rid of this overriding fear that I'm going to screw-up. It grips my heart with a deathly blow. Anxiety disorders are awful.

[Pub Lover]

woah, you banned chojin :eek

It would be more useful to ban Helm or Cherry.

[Pub Lover]

Is your father Charlse Bronson or a hysterical slob?

sorry :(

:lol



Divorced from Jixby & Fartin, Mark Riddles is his own man, & that man is pretty good.

[executioneer]

oh sure i tag someones posts and now i cant use my secret club powers anymore

GAY

edit: did they just disable it for everyone else, too? are you guys fiddling with stuff

[executioneer]

i guess they are reevaluating the need for having the new system in place oh well

[Sam]

"OH GOD THEY STARTED USING THE SMALL INSIGNIFICANT POWERS THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN!"

:rolleyes

[executioneer]

well unfortunately the first person to get the ol' hickory branch of justice in the face was a COMPLAINER

[Pub Lover]

Ha, the system worked but upon it's first use the call of I'M TOO BUSY TO READ A DAMN THREAD ended it all.

[liquidstatik]

(08:36:17 PM) PUB LOVER: fun fact, I-mock is so inactove that I can do it at the same time as working & actually cause an increase in my performance overall

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh, like anyone will argue against that.

Most everyone here could do my job better than I do anyway.

Even Elpila who can't pronounce English at all.

[ElPila666]

Hey Pubs why do you mess about my spanglish?
Actually i played a lot of video games in english almost all my life, and i translated a few movies subtitles for a spanish subtiltes site. You're challenge me to record my voice one more time to show you my english language skills

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pubs why do you mess about my spanglish?
Actually i played a lot of video games in english almost all my life, and i translated a few movies subtitles for a spanish subtiltes site. You're challenge me to record my voice one more time to show you my english language skills

Why? Because I was recently threatened with being fired for being unable to speak english. I think you're the cooest for trying despite the asshole vettes. Those guys are assholes.

You're the best. I'm sorry if you're upset, but when I was told I'd be fired I was upset.

[ElPila666]

I've wish you to be my covert in chocolate easter bunny, liquid :orgasm

[liquidstatik]

huh

[GADZOOKS]

He wants you to stop your nefarious ways and convert to Christianity. He's literally sugar coating it by calling it Choclate Easter Bunny.

I approve.

[liquidstatik]

oh, no waaay

[ElPila666]

You're the best. I'm sorry if you're upset, but when I was told I'd be fired I was upset.
Is that because you're unable to pronounce the "th"?
I hope they won't do that, you're first in my new zealand ranking:

1- Pub Lover
2- Peter Jackson
3- Bobba Fett (the love and the fury guy)
4- All Blacks Lomu

[Pub Lover]

Totally beCUSE OF THE 'TH' THING

Tam morrison
Tana Umaga

[ElPila666]

El Amor y La Furia (The Love and The Fury) is the spanish translated title for Once Were Warriors so now i realize that with Bobba Fett i mean Temuera Morrison

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, our mate Tem is the best NZer ever

You mean Jonah Lomu? not the best all black.

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

He wants you to stop your nefarious ways and convert to Christianity. He's literally sugar coating it by calling it Choclate Easter Bunny.

I approve.

No really i wanted to say cover in chocolate not convert :lol

[Pub Lover]

what

Non-American stuff. You wouldn't under stand. Sorry.

[Pub Lover]

No really i wanted to say cover in chocolate not convert :lol

I say convert, if you find happyiness in believiing such lies. I likee the christian lies.

If you find the lies offensive, then shut up. I don't want to hear your logic.

[ElPila666]

I need a new zealand musician for my top five list

[Pub Lover]

I need a new zealand musician for my top five list

The Finn brothers are good.

[Pub Lover]

what

Use your edit button to page break, baby.

[ElPila666]

I say convert, if you find happyiness in believiing such lies. I likee the christian lies.

If you find the lies offensive, then shut up. I don't want to hear your logic.

I'm gonna save that to translate it later, meanwhile GOD BLESS!

[Pub Lover]

GOD BLESS US ALL.

[ElPila666]

God took me away from drugs, now i am a better person, HALLELUJAH BROTHERS, i found safe in The Lord

[Cedar]

AMEN!

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Guitar Woman]

man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

[Pub Lover]

man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

Oh yeah, hate me all night baby. :orgasm

[executioneer]

man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

well just make like a myspace or a blog or something :L

[Pub Lover]

well just make like a myspace or a blog or something :L

My sweetness, GW, hates her Myspace. ;)

[MrAdventure]

no kidding! it's the whole "my life is on the internet" concept that's been wrecking the internet! get it outta here!

[MrAdventure]

web two point oh now why are you crying cut it out!!!!

[Pub Lover]

Jesus loves you, Mister Adventure.

Even if he is imaginary.

[MrAdventure]

i'd rather be a mormon it's how i was raised! jospeh smith be with you one and all

[GADZOOKS]

hey guitar woman, consider your chops busted. later

[bigtimecow]

hey guys i'm at school and i have gas and i'm boooooooooooooored

[bigtimecow]

fuck i guess no one's here :(

[Esuohlim]

hi

[bigtimecow]

hi esuohlim

did you know, when i first joined i thought you and GADZOOKS were the same person

[GADZOOKS]

You mean we're not ;)

LOOK IM LIKE GUITAR WOMAN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES ;)

[GADZOOKS]

anybody know of a site that takes a picture you upload and it instantly makes an animated gif of a person with a mallet smashing said picture til it shatters like glass?

That would be a great idea for a website, if it doesn't exist.

[bigtimecow]

i do not know of one, but i feel that it would not be hard to do so

[bigtimecow]

oh, and now i'm at work and also boooooooored

[caith]

my life is awful

how can i apply the internet to helping my life

[MetalMilitia]

earn $$$ online

[caith]

i could just earn that in real life

[Pub Lover]

this board sucks cock and it will never be fun

unless you unban noob3 that guy was sweet lol

Oh wow, a clue! :eek

[GADZOOKS]

Why did Noob3 get banned again?

[caith]

because he got banned and couldn't get into his pm's to retrieve mattjack's address to send his present

true story

[Dr. Boogie]

Funny story, actually: He signed up for the Secret Santa event, but never sent out his gift. Kind of a bummer, actually.

[Jeff The Ninja]

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!


WHAT DID I MISS!!!!

[GADZOOKS]

This is like Catch Me If You Can.

[Chojin]

gw that is what the loveline forum is for

[Fathom Zero]

My pappy said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln."

[Dixie]

Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

[Cedar]

explaning this kid audio and torrents it's going to hard :/

someone (06:08:52 p.m.): how do i know the bitrate?<br>me(06:09:10 p.m.): wel<br>lme(06:09:24 p.m.): what are you using<br>me(06:09:30 p.m.): to play music<br>someone(06:09:34 p.m.): itunes <br>me(06:09:39 p.m.): right click the file<br>me(06:09:43 p.m.): obtain info<br>someone (06:10:12 p.m.): oh okay, thanks<br>me(06:10:34 p.m.): if says VBR
me(06:10:42 p.m.): you need to use audioindetifier<br>someone (06:11:50 p.m.): for the format for everything it says mpeg-1, layer 3 <br>someone(06:12:01 p.m.): what does that mean/

[Cedar]

and somene explaining me how to use vbulletin bbcode is going to be harder :x

[liquidstatik]

yea this isn't myspac :x

[Jeff The Ninja]

Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

Yesterday, two midgets came up to my counter and ordered some Taco Salads, which was funny as they are big salads and they were little people. Can we keep them as pets?

[GADZOOKS]

Big salad? Who are you? Elaine Benes?

[Dixie]

I'm not allowed to keep humanoid pets anymore. :(

[Tadao]

Damn, I'll return my dog collar. :(

[Zomboid]

:x

[Sethomas]

Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.

[ElPila666]

I'll be the son of a gun

[Sethomas]

When I read Jurassic Park in Madrid Spanish (I'd call it Castillian, but you South Americans can never agree on what to call Spanish when it's spoken as by Europeans), every other page had the phrase "hijo de puta" and I thought that the translator was trying too hard to borrow English turns of phrase because there were other instances I forget where he did that horribly. Then I watched Pan's Labyrinth, and Sergi Lopez's character said it every fifteen seconds.

[ElPila666]

Whoa! Seth, you are a Swearsaurus!
What about "motherfucker", it's sounds edipean to me, many times they translated it as "hijo de puta" too but i think they're wrong

[ElPila666]

Romanians has the best swears ever
NSFW http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm NSFW

EDIT: There are ads with boobs on this site. Love, Esuohlim

[liquidstatik]

Currently Active Users (http://i-mockery.com/forum/online.php): 123 (1 members and 122 guests)
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liquidstatik (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=617)



wtf guyys

[Fat_Hippo]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/collapse_thead.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/#top) Currently Active Users (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/online.php): 125 (2 members and 123 guests) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/whos_online.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/online.php)Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 10:44 AM.
Fat_Hippo (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=7177), liquidstatik (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=617)



Helllooooooo!!!

[liquidstatik]

REPLYING WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH OF AN INDICATION THAT YOU'RE ONLINE

[liquidstatik]

does it creep you guys out that theres always like 100 anonymous people watching everything we say? :x

[Fat_Hippo]

YES BUT THIS SHOWS HOW THE SITE GOES FROM BEING JUST YOU TO JUST YOU AND ME AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS STUPID IN CASE YOU HADNT NOTICED

And no, not really.

[liquidstatik]

:ROLLEEYS

[Esuohlim]

All of those guests are my characters just waiting to register and post :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

You know what's funny? Watching hot babes get all dolled up in their sexy PJs and then pretend they're going to sleep. Come on, girl. You ain't gonna be sleeping for a while. There's a whole lot of dick-suckin' that needs to get done first!

[liquidstatik]

i wish a grl wuld just show up and suck my dick ;__;

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Dixie]

Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.

This is exactly why I love you Seth.

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

It was a quote I found while I was sinning on the internet :(

[bigtimecow]

ass and titties! i like ass and titties! but i like ass more!

[Esuohlim]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2585/hoggdoggqs7.png

Oh dogg on a hogg man I got an Achewood shirt in the mail today :rolleyes

Line up, ladies

[bigtimecow]

oh fudge

i can't wait for the great outdoor fight hardcover :love

[RaNkeri]

My Governator shirt is way cooler >:

[Esuohlim]

Their merchandise is all kinds of such as pricey, though. :(

[Esuohlim]

My Governator shirt is way cooler >:

Yeah and I'm sure that's not at all unlike me wearing a shirt with a picture of your Conan O'Brien look-alike president around here for cool points :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Nice phone, did you get it at Home Depot :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

http://reviews.cnet.com/sc/31503540-2-300-overview-1.gif

2005 model :lol

And unless I'm sticking my head out a window I get zero bars >: