I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Matt Harty]

where the fuck is my shirt :(

[Sam]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIRT :(

[executioneer]

where the shit is my furck

[noob3]

whar da gold at

[Matt Harty]

i think another one of my packages got stolen :(

[kahljorn]

LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN

[noob3]

i want da gold

[Sam]

THAT IS WHAT JOHN BOBBITS SAID WHEN HE WOKE UP

HE LOOKD WHERE HIS DICK SHOULD HAVE BEEN

AND HE SAID THAT

[noob3]

TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
MY MOM COOKS PIE WHILE I STAY FUCKIN HIGH, SOMETIMES SHE DOES MY LAUNDRY TOO, BUT ONLY IF I ASK REAL NICE
hurray says:
I SAY MOM WANT TO ROLL THE DICE SHE IS A HUSTLER SHE TAKES MY MONEY WHILE SHE COOKS CHICKEN & RICE

[noob3]

ARGUUS TARGUUS says:
I GOT AN INFLATABLE ROBOT THAT SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST, I KEEP HIM FULL OF AIR AND HE GIVES MY ROOM SOME FLIAR
TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
FLAIR
hurray says:
I ONCE FUCKED A THRESHER GOT MY DICK SAWED OFF THEY CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO MAN IT WAS BOSS
amber says:
Hair with flair, style DROP. Punk ass motherfuck trying to get a piece of my riteiouse nug
TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
ONE TIME I PRETNEDED LIKE STREET FIGHTER, I WAS FUCKING ZANGEIF GAVE THIS BITCH THE SPINNING PILE DRIVER
hurray says:
yo ur so blind u though u were gettin high you looekd down at ur bowl u were smokin a house fly

[noob3]

TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
YO YO I'M THE MARVEL VS CAPCOM CHAMP, I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH MY MOUNTAIN BIKE AND JUMP OFF YOU LIKE RAMP

TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
STOP IN THE AIR TO TAKE A MIGHTY SNAP AND RIGHT WHEN I LAND I TAKE A FUCKING NAP
amber says:
this boi i know be crazy, he laced his weed with his very own gravY.

[Sam]

DEMS IS SOME GOOOOD RAPS YO.

[Lenor]

A lot is missin though :/

[Goat Cheese]

WORD, DAWG

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT?.

[Goat Cheese]

YA HEARD ME, YOU JABRONE.

[MarioRPG]

Big words attract my attention, but disappoint me when I read them.

[GADZOOKS]

I like belching, a big belch helps me from thinking about how I am going to die one day and see DARKNESS FOR ETERNITY.

But, yeah, take a big belch you'll feel better!

[Womti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXkRAMEdmEY

[kahljorn]

what does the word jabrone mean because i always thought it meant fancy sausage

[Fathom Zero]

I think it originated in the WWF, but I have yet to confirm this.

[MattJack]

Jabrone is a slang term that is roughly translates into punk, clown, ass hat, tool, etc.

WWF's The Rock made it popular in the mid-late 90s as he frequently told his rivals,
"Know your role, Jabrone."

Taken from Dickipedia

[MattJack]

Jabrone is a slang term that is roughly translates into punk, clown, ass hat, tool, etc.

WWF's The Rock made it popular in the mid-late 90s as he frequently told his rivals,
"Know your role, Jabrone."

Taken from Dickipedia

[MattJack]

DOUBLE THE FLAVOR

DOUBLE THE FUN

[MarioRPG]

THAT TITLE SHOULD SAY HOPPY EASTER BECAUSE IT IS A PUN.

[Fathom Zero]

A trojan deleted all of my bookmarks and settings in Firefox. I have no doubt that it's doing other things, but I really don't have enough energy to care at this point.

Edit: it like to open and close my CD tray randomly, too.

Fucking kids and their Sub7.

[Lenor]

Oh god, SUB7 backdoor virrii; I didn't even know people still used that program!

Do you have any Java Trojans?

[GADZOOKS]

Arg Zombies posts too much, he's like that kid at the lunch table who has to make sure people know what he thinks about EVERYTHING.

I threw cups of pudding at people like that.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh god, SUB7 backdoor virrii; I didn't even know people still used that program!

Do you have any Java Trojans?

Couldn't tell ya. I'm gonna run a scan when i go to bed.

[Lenor]

IF you do, than they might just be located in your recycle bin; yet that is if you allow deleted shit to go there, then its a little hard to get rid of when you can't delete them. :/

That's when the 'Bait n' Switch' maneuver work's great.

[Fathom Zero]

This terminal is a freakin' malware magnet. I got rid of a particularly nasty ?oolsv.exe which nested itself in a separate C:/WINDOWS/Fonts folder. It was a bid odd.

But I haven't noticed anything in my recycling bin. Oh well. I'm downloading WinXP Pro. now and preparing for a liberal formatting. Gonna save as much as I can and get the hell out of Dodge if I can't delete 'em.

[Lenor]

Zero, you won't see anything in your recycle bin; It manifest itself basically.

You should also switch the location of your windows folder's, and whichever browser you use. If you don't already.

[Goat Cheese]

that was tech support with Lenor and Fathom Zero! Lets give them a big hand everybody!

[GADZOOKS]

ugh this place is just inhabitable, I'm going to tap out this sucks

[Blake Stamper]

Good, don't come back, fag

[Goat Cheese]

Good one. You should join a comedy army and kill people with LAUGHTER

[Womti]

GADZOOKS posts too much, he's like that kid at the lunch table who has to make sure people know what he thinks about EVERYTHING.

[Womti]

DOUBLEE POOOOOOOST SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WISEASS REMARK ABOUT MY UNINTENTIONAL HYPOCRISY IT IS LOLZ

[Womti]

OH AND BTW WILLIE I HAD AN EGG BURRITO WRAP THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST BUT NOT JUST ANY EGG BURRITO WRAP NO IT WAS MADE WITH EASTER EGGS

[Seven Force]

OH GODDAMNIT >:

[Seven Force]

if you guys wanted to fuck up a thread with your faggot shit you should've done it in my thread

except womti i just want him to leave

[noob3]

womti backwards is itmow

IT mow..

it mows..

he's obviously fartinmowler's character, based on his trusty tractor lawn mower

[noob3]

i've known this for awhile, so when i see his little ignore box, i just imagine the sound of a lawn mower

:lol fartin good job recreating the feel of a lawn mower in a forum!!!

[MarioRPG]

What the hell? We're still on this page?

[Womti]

and I'm still not fartin :\

[Noodles]

Hey Guys...

[Noodles]

The guy above me is stupid

[Noodles]

exactly

[Goat Cheese]

Noodles you must belive in yourself! The princess needs you!

[MattJack]

Know what would make your avatars better fellas?












more mustache

[kahljorn]

more like moosetachio :rolleyes

[noob3]

did you know mustaches are pubic hair that grows on your lip?

this message brought to you by noob3

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

[MattJack]

Actually at first scientists thought exactly that, but after further inspection they soon realized that you were wrong.


DEAD WRONG

[noob3]

yeah who was the lead researcher, dr pubeface?

i think we need a second opinion, which i am giving, now, and the opinion is good!

[Sam]

EVERYTHING I HAVE HEARD FROM NOOB SOUNDS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE.

[MattJack]

Damnit! All these years I've been living a lie!

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

[kahljorn]

yea maybe noob3 should be a pube scientist and he can go around and compare mens penis hairs to their face hairs with a magnifying glass and go HMM THESE ARE PREtty siMILAR ON A MOLECULAR LEveL and he'll probably get a boner from it :(

[MattJack]

Pubes make me throw up. I'm so glad I'm an 11 year old boy

[noob3]

yea maybe noob3 should be a pube scientist and he can go around and compare mens penis hairs to their face hairs with a magnifying glass and go HMM THESE ARE PREtty siMILAR ON A MOLECULAR LEveL and he'll probably get a boner from it :(

yeah it's not like i don't have pubes of my own do you have to turn everything homo erotica i mean come on :x

[MattJack]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/guitarpkr76/SealBucket.jpg

[kahljorn]

whateva professa

[BlueOatmeal]

Shit dudes today was damn good man.

[MattJack]

that's a big animal yall, I wants one. I'd so walk him everyday around the block. He could sit on my couch and I could just tape a Wiicontroller to his fin/paw/hand. Oh I want one!

Does anyone know where I can buy one?

<3

[FartinMowler]

he's obviously fartinmowler's character, based on his trusty tractor lawn mower

I've tried to make a few characters that got banned....I'm not Womti, but it is funny "itmow" or "mowit"

[noob3]

yeah i think it's his calling, he'd be less homeless if he could just mow some lawns!!!

[MarioRPG]

Today has been one of the worst days ever. It was boring and when I woke up I cut my toe.

[Fathom Zero]

My mobo and monitor are fried. :sadface

[FartinMowler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIuLspkUCg :hypno

[Sam]

MY MOFOS IS FRIED

[Sam]

MY MOFOS IS FRIED DOODZ

[Sam]

FFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDD MOFOOOOOOS

[Sam]

FFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDD MOFOOOOOOS

[Cliff Steele]

they're fighting crime, all over town

[Black Flag]

guys i just got a speed racer avatar and i think it's just fabulous

i recommend you all get them ASAP

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not feeling it. :/

[executioneer]

okay!!

[Moobs]

avatars aren't hip anymore

[Sam]

I DON'T KNOW GUYS, I THINK BLACK FLAG IS ON TO SOMETHING! :eek

[Goat Cheese]

Im gonna continue this japanamantion avatar trend!

[Lenor]

hahahha.. WHAT IN HELL ..

'Gotta get my mojo runnin, my engine hummin, dont I?.. now ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT AGAIN, BOTTOMS UP AND DRINK IT AGAIN, FIX IT UP AND SHOOT IT AGAIN, I CANT BELIVE I DID IT AGAIN'

[kahljorn]

that's right moobs we're on the same wavelength keep up the good work buddy ;)

[leilei]

shit man, shit :(

[Esuohlim]

I was going to come to this thread today and be like "LENOR'S BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST A WEEK ISN'T IT GREAT" but then >:

[Womti]

but then YOU showed up >:

[Esuohlim]

My site's gone for good now :(

[kahljorn]

poor website that i visited one time :(

[Goat Cheese]

You could always make another one.

:milhouseandthebear.com

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but I'm poor you asshole so start sending me $$$ and I'll do it (donations of $100 or higher only) Click here for more information (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=488014&postcount=27067)

[kahljorn]

omg it's a perpetual cycle :O :O :O :O

[MarioRPG]

I like cycles! Mostly the tri version.

[Womti]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

[Womti]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

[Womti]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

[Womti]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

[Supafly345]

Wait, it was costing you money for that website?

[Lenor]

Oh wait for it....


AWWWWW SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Esuohlim]

Wait, it was costing you money for that website?

No but starting at the end of the month I'll no longer get the 90% discount and since my website was totally ignored by me since August (totally ignored by everyone else since June) it would be pointless to keep putting money into it for now. :\

[Sam]

BUT HOW CAN YOU DENY THE PEOPLE THE GLORY OF ANOTHER TOP TEN LIST OR A REVIEW FROM PUB ABOUT SOME SCI-FI SHOW?????


YOU CRUEL BASTARD.












:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING, BONER MAGNET

[MetalMilitia]

Why don't you just get a free blog from somewhere?

You can fill it with whatever you want and it'll probably get more traffic too.

[Goat Cheese]

yeah but the only people who read blogs are other bloggers.

[Lenor]

Sam how's those cali buds flowin?

[Esuohlim]

Hey Sam mind if I annoy you with questions too??

[Sam]

Don't fight over me guys i have more then enough time to help the less fortunate posters here. I'll be glad to answer all of your questions!

[Seven Force]

Why does life suck ass?

[Sam]

IF LIFE SUCKED AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAID IT DID THEN SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE GETTING BLOWN.

[Sam]

ALSO TO ANSWER MILHOSUE BACKWARDS AND LENORE: YES

[kahljorn]

he said suck ASS not suck dicks and sam would you be happy if you had to suck dicks i don't think so so even if someone would be happy getting blown there's always going to be someone crying into a penis im unsatisfied with your answer :(

[Sam]

I'm sorry could you phrase that in the form of a question?

[Seven Force]

YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[Seven Force]

Should I change my title? What should I change it to?

[Goat Cheese]

Keepin' the doctor away

[Seven Force]

I wasn't asking you

[Seven Force]

you should add [_] suck a stack of dicks

im probably assuming (wrongfully) that you didnt do it already

[Sam]

Seven Force you have been very sassy lately! I suggest that your title be "I'VE BEEN SASSY"

[Seven Force]

And change it I shall

[kahljorn]

that's a mighty dapper title you have there

[Esuohlim]

Better yet change it so that it says "gassy" LMAO

[Seven Force]

Seriously?

[Sam]

DO NOT DISOBEY ME. >:

MY WORD IS LAW.

YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I TOLD YOU SO IF YOU FUCKING CHANGE IT I WILL BE SO OFFENDED AND THE NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME A QUESTION YOU WILL REGRET ASKING ME THAT QUESTION BECAUSE I WILL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER THAT MAY MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING YOU REGRET.

[Esuohlim]

No wait I have some better ideas ok come back tomorrow it'll be great :hat

[Seven Force]

:lol you guyyyyys

[Sam]

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE DEVIL.

[kahljorn]

dirt devil vacuums blow balls all over the floor :(

[Grislygus]

waitasecond, when the hell did the chatroom get entertaining again

[Lenor]

Brian
+
Sam
+
Calling milhousE funny things
=
FUNNY STUFF!

[Lenor]

Brian is goin to buy me an PINK I-POD AN ICE CREAM, when we go to CHICAGO.

BTW may 7th-10th if anyone wants to know ;)

Downtown district...

[kahljorn]

somebody is going to buy you a pink ipod? I hope you're planning on putting out.

[Esuohlim]

You two are fags. Have fun fagging around in Chicago.

Seven Force is black, Lenor. How does this make you feel now?

[MetalMilitia]

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/78/B_rating.jpg

[executioneer]

ewwwww

[MetalMilitia]

I'm really hungry but my stupid bitch house mate has moved someone into the living room which is connected to the kitchen. She didn't even ask anyone else in the house if he could stay. I'm pretty sure she hasn't even been here for a few days.
There is a 24 hour super market found here someone but I'd almost certainly get lost on the way :(

[Grislygus]

THERE GOES A NARWHAL

[Sam]

DOES NO ONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION? I WILL CONTINUE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IF QUESTIONS ARE ASKED MY KNOWLEDGE IS LIMITLESS.

[Moobs]

Are Uk allowed to celebrate 420? :(

[Lenor]

I dunno milhouse, how should I feel; he's also Irish, and your a fucking Nazi queer with a bunked website that you can't even afford to pay the nine dollars a year for. But on the other hand maybe your just taking out your frustrations for the inability to have your own pink I-POD. Who knows; better yet, who the fuck cares?

Do you have something to say about how I'm also hanging with Willie?

[kahljorn]

so because someone moved someone in you can't eat? You should just eat and when they go, "I SURE AM HUNGRY" go, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT PAY RENT OR BUY THE FOOD." And if it's because they don't want anyone in their room tell them to shut the fuck up because the living room isn't a bedroom.

[Seven Force]

somebody is going to buy you a pink ipod? I hope you're planning on putting out.

You know me, i've never had consensual sex without money or items involved.

[Esuohlim]

I dunno milhouse, how should I feel; he's also Irish, and your a fucking Nazi queer with a bunked website that you can't even afford to pay the nine dollars a year for. But on the other hand maybe your just taking out your frustrations for the inability to have your own pink I-POD. Who knows; better yet, who the fuck cares?

ok
....

[Sam]

HEY GUYS IT'S 4/20 TODAY MAKE SURE YOU SMOKE SOME POT OKAY!

BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE AMERICAN!

See Moobs I answered your question.

[executioneer]

yeah if your not american doing anything out of the ordinary is celebrating hitler birthday or columbine wtf don't be jerks you guys

[Moobs]

HEY GUYS IT'S 4/20 TODAY MAKE SURE YOU SMOKE SOME POT OKAY!

BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE AMERICAN!

See Moobs I answered your question.

too late :hypno

[Seven Force]

Guys have I ever told you how much I hate JEW$

[Seven Force]

And the blacks :hangman

[Seven Force]

hahahaha no guys i was kidding :(

[Seven Force]

maybe if i post enough we can forget this page exists

[Lenor]

FUCK!

See Brian why'd ya have to go lie to me saying you were really mexican/purtero rican/jamican mixed?

FUCKING LIAR!! I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN :/

haha

[Seven Force]

I wanted to wait till I trapped you I mean until we met in Chicago.

Milhouse has to fuck up EVERYTHING

[Esuohlim]

Oh it could have been such a beautiful thing too

[Lenor]

Damn milhouse you just cock-blocked brian!

That's a shiesty thing to do!

[noob3]

WHITE POWER

[Esuohlim]

Hope you have fun in Chicago please enjoy this good tourist's guide I found at http://www.chicago.com

Attachment: CHICAGO_TOURIST_GUIDE.pdf (35kb)
Display / Download

[noob3]

where was my guide when sean & I went to chicago

[Seven Force]

THAT MEANS NO IPOD FOR YOU >:

[noob3]

where's my ipod

[Lenor]

Uh I never thought I would ever say this, but thanks milhouse. We have already checked out alot on it, but thats extremly thoughtful of you...


uhhh .. :/

[Esuohlim]

I bought your plane tickets hope you like first class!

[noob3]

more like first crass this kid bought you seats on the gayairlines

[Esuohlim]

Actually Lenor gets a one-way trip ticket because I'm assuming after Seven Force rapes her he's just going to want to leave her there

[Seven Force]

yeah ok milhouse :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

you honestly think im just gonna let her live and tell people?

[Seven Force]

shit i should edit that out in case the FBI wants to trawl a dumbass message board for clues :lol

[Esuohlim]

:lol :lol

[Lenor]

uhh WTH..

This conversation is turning slightly backwards...

besides, it will be a little hard for brian to rape or kill me when I dose his ass up on all those crazy drugs!

[MarioRPG]

C'mon, easter was like a bajillion days ago.

[Seven Force]

thats when the tables will be turned :(

[Seven Force]

actually that sounds kinda hot

[Lenor]

Yeah im hot, i know ;)

[Sam]

WHITE POWER

[Fathom Zero]

CLAM CHOWDA

[Lenor]

WIFE BEATER

[executioneer]

C'mon, easter was like a bajillion days ago.

what are you talking about ;(

[Esuohlim]

Guys what does Virginia Tech and Mt. Everest have in common?

Both are minus 32 with a killer slope :eek

[noob3]

maybe if u keep posting that shit somone will find it funny you brainless mongoloid

[Esuohlim]

Hey noob where's lenor go find lenor! :eek :eek

[noob3]

find my cock with your mouth

[executioneer]

PRZ VISIT MY UPDATED-FOR-THE-90s WEBSITE (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/main.htm)

-willie

[Lenor]

WILLIE I SURELY WILL!

[Lenor]

What is with this CORN DISCOMBOB :/ its supposed to be 'Discombublated Mon a day'

GRR willie GRR! That's it misser your getting an M80 shot at ya, IN THE ASS! hahaha ;)

[noob3]

NOOB TRES IN THE HOUSE GETTING CRUNK

[Lenor]

OH ok chuck, YES CAUSE THAT IS PERFECT COMPREHENSION!

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album33/stacey-dash-king-magazine-june-08a.jpg

[noob3]

i'll comprehend you :sleep

[Lenor]

KINKY DRUNK TALK! :rock

[Matt Harty]

how big is your penis lenor

[Sam]

I LOVE PUSSY

[noob3]

check out this avatar

[Chojin]

guys have you ever read the forum contests forum?

it's like an entirely seperate message board!

[Lenor]

I want to know why my thread I made was locked, it didn't break any rules and wasn't some pointless dribble. I could of just edited that one sentence out.. :/

NEVERMIND IT WAS JUST MOVED! SO GO CHECK IT OUT IN MOCK WAR'S FORUM!

[MattJack]

guys have you ever read the forum contests forum?

it's like an entirely seperate message board!

Yes, it def is. I think of it like a Diet I-Mockery Forum in the sense of countless unfunny personal attacks, useless posts, and all around douche baggery. I like to read it and see all the kids try with the competitions, but the only way I'd post in there is if I contributed to an event. As it should be.

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys, I post in that forum.
...Oh. :(

[globule23]

um, kick me out f you will: however, Ive seen some things on the contsest forum that made my day(s) And I just joined todayto this place for that reason. I aint so good at computers but I got here, so uh, I use vocal typing too much (uhh, ummm, sooo, anyway)
its in bad form. so, anyway, umm, I forgot why I was wri.. typing this... Why?

[Grislygus]

Well, I almost ran over an idiot bicyclist.

Fucking genius decided it would be a great idea to whip around a corner, riding right in the middle of the right turn lane (from the opposite direction).

Not like a car or something might be going to turn right and end up crushing him like a bug.

[Chojin]

Share the road, Gus.

Globule, we only kick people out if they are both furries AND racists.

[Seven Force]

Yes if you are one or the other it is ok. Take it from me.

[Seven Force]

But you can pick only ONE. No flip-flopping.

[executioneer]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/8e/GeneralDonaldDuck.jpg/300px-GeneralDonaldDuck.jpg

NOT ALLOWED

[executioneer]

http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Stories/Songsouth/logo.jpg

NOT ALLOWED

[executioneer]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/56/Anybondstodaybugsblackface.jpg

omg banned >:

[Supafly345]

Hey guys you see any kids areound :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/MICHAELJACKSON.jpg

[MattJack]

Supafly, I don't know what's wrong with that picture, but something is very wrong with that picture.

[noob3]

wtf is that guy micheal jackson's emo clone from hell

[Womti]

what the photoshop

[MarioRPG]

Good one.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey do you like this stanza?

And if she direct me, i be a perfect little man, boy.
Boy, and if she direct me, i keep all things holy, war,
holy, fire and fight.

[Sam]

I knew you couldn't stay away you big slut. :wink

[Supafly345]

I also do parties

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/MICHAELJACKSON3.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I went to court today! I saw many cases thrown out!

[MattJack]

Need help in that "special" place? But you don't want to take prescription pills with side effects? Or do the pills simply not "work?"

Well now you have a new option!

POS-T-VAC

A new device that connects to your "special" male part and let's you be 18 for up to 30mins again!

Wait, how does it work you ask?

SIMPLE

Plug in your home vacuum, lock on the POS-T-VAC Tube, put the suck-tube on your di*k, and within 4 minutes you will be 18 all over again!

NOW FOR SOME TESTIMONY!!!!!!!!!

[BlueOatmeal]

FUCK YES GUYS! No more remedial math for me!

[Fathom Zero]

Supafly, those are incredibly scary pictures.

They're freaking me out.

[Seven Force]

I hope to god that's photoshopped

[MattJack]

REPUBLIPUNK ASS BITCH

[Esuohlim]

Using i-mockery.net no longer works for me so I thought the boards have been down since Friday :x

[MetalMilitia]

I was wondering why the forum had been extremely slow for the past day or so and then I noticed that an i-mock story was on the front page of the gaming section of DIGG, which would probably explain it.

[Mockery]

I was wondering why the forum had been extremely slow for the past day or so and then I noticed that an i-mock story was on the front page of the gaming section of DIGG, which would probably explain it.
Yep, that was it... one of our pieces was the #1 dugg article in gaming yesterday so there was a lot of inbound traffic. The main site stayed up no problemo, but anything like the forums which work with a database were slowed down to a crawl. I'm currently talking with our host about upgrading the server (again).

[kahljorn]

so my brother-in-law has been spending the night for the last two days...

the first night he gets so drunk that he wakes up in the middle of the night and pisses through the screen door onto the porch.
last night he got so drunk... well, we saw his car parked out front, but we didn't see him inside our house, so we thought he carpooled with somebody. Eventually i was looking through a window and saw a man passed out on a lawn across the street. GUESS WHO? then it turns out he lost his keys, and he just so happened to have our spare house key with him.
fucking dumbass.

[Shyandquietguy]

Fucking Christ dude, I don't know if I'd be able to even look at a person like that. :(

When I was riding the bus I saw this really old woman who was drunk and she was sitting right behind a cerebral palsy girl in a wheel chair, the woman ended up barfing in the girl's grocery bags that were hung on the wheel chair before she was kicked off the bus. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Holy sh*t man I must be on some kind of high I've never posted this much before

[Shyandquietguy]

Seriously don't even try to f*cking bum me out.

No one can bum me out today.

[kahljorn]

luckily he just locked his keys in the car.

lol that shit was funny. i used to black out a lot but i never fell asleep in weird places really, or peed on doors...
one time in some bushes but just because i didn't want to walk home but they were sparse hiding bushes at a park.

[MattJack]

:lol Your brother-in-law is awesome. I love that guy that everyone knows that just passes out everywhere.

I have a friend who always talked about how he could out drink, smoke, fuck, drive, game, and anything under sun you. Well one night he was drinking with us and went around the corner of the house outside.

I walked outside to take a piss a bit later and I see him laying face down on the ground. When I went to go fireman carry his ass back, I noticed he fell down on a fucking ant bed! Funniest shit ever, also he had about 300 bites on him.

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY GUYS VOTE FOR ME :picklehat

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=490854#post490854

[kahljorn]

lol
after this weekend here's my new theory on blacking out: it makes you do everything opposite! For example, when he pissed through the screen door, the bathroom was the same distance in the opposite direction! When he passed out on the lawn, he walked in the opposite direction of my door.

[FartinMowler]

I'm writing some words for a punk song contest...

The beginning goes like this (I just talk).

I was lying on a beach when a pretty girl comes up to me and says "Oh my god are you Al Gore?" and I almost say "are you stupid?" but I hold up my drink and say "Can't you see the ice in my drink is melting?, get me a fresh one and this time put a Cherry on top"


...and then the song begins with a drum beat/bass line and me singing "I grabbed her hand and we swim in the Ocean, saved a Dolphin and hug a tree, turned of my Cell phone so not do divert some in flying Bee's, I'm Al Gore"


I'm still thinking of the rest

[MetalMilitia]

If it's a punk song it needs to be all in your face like "pre-heat your face to gas mark shut up".

[MetalMilitia]

If it's a punk song it needs to be all in your face like "pre-heat your face to gas mark shut up".

[MetalMilitia]

If it's a punk song it needs to be all in your face like "pre-heat your face to gas mark shut up".

[MetalMilitia]

Damnit the forum screwed up and posted that three times. Though I think I may have just inadvertently written you a chorus. :hat

[Fathom Zero]

My uncle's giving me his Geo Prism. I think it may be the 5-Door.

[MetalMilitia]

that doesn't rhyme.

[Chojin]

Guys have you noticed that these forums are only interesting when I post here?

[Fathom Zero]

Drats.

[Fathom Zero]

So... who wants to know more about my life? I know you do, Chojin.

[MetalMilitia]

Man that chong is just lucky he's not IRL or he'd be the latest resident of punchedville population chong. :hat

[MarioRPG]

No way Chojin's too busy do internet things

[Chojin]

I am, too :<

[noob3]

Guys have you noticed that these forums are only interesting when I post here?

I have!

[MetalMilitia]

Cat photographs must not remain uncategorised!

[Goat Cheese]

700 post and i'm feeling fine.
also I am back.


BEWARE.

[MarioRPG]

That list has grown.

[kahljorn]

you haven't defeated lenor yet?

pathetic :(

[DURHURHURHUR]

I remeber Rip McVanderhuge from somewhere.

[Matt Harty]

fuck you

[DuFresne]

Thank you for your consideration in posting this directly in the Mock Wars, so that I'm already in the most appropriate place to call you an asswipe, asswipe. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

There is a village near were I live called Chesterblade. That'd make a manly surname.

[MetalMilitia]

Matt Harty hates America you heard it here first.

[kahljorn]

what a stinky cunt

[MattJack]

man yallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[FartinMowler]

New words for my Punk song

I have a giant cross in my nose
and a closet full of black clothes
I saw a commercial of a Goth girl spinning in a Jesus Christ Pose
I guess its shrewd marketing I suppose

[Fathom Zero]

Oh damn, Fartin. That's the shit.