I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

yeeeeeeeeah my boxes of Baccarats and h. upmans arrived today, and the chat thread is already talking about smoking

who else around here loves cigars?

except gw. if you like cigars, i just KNOW you'll go on and on about some mediocre crap like romeo and juliets (except actually referring to them as ROMEO Y JULIETTA) until you discover Punch and Arturo Fuentes and think that no one else knows about "your" two new brands

[Grislygus]

except that you're probably one of the many cigarette smokers that hold their noses and roll their eyes whenever cigars are mentioned, in which case your input is welcomed

[Grislygus]

I'm just kidding, no one else should give a shit about cigars

everyone SHOULD give a shit about the return of MrAdventure!



end of GrislyguSpam.

[Fathom Zero]

I GIVE A SHIT.

I THINK YOU NEED OPUS X FUENTE FUENTES

[Sam]

QUIT SMOKIN' AND START DRAWIN' YOU JAGALOON.

[Tanuki]

Started moving into my on-campus apartment yesterday and met one of the other two roommates. The apartment's really kinda dull, but hopefully it'll look nicer as we all finish moving in. My mom was pissed, though; we went into me and my friend's room so I could unpack my bed stuff, and my roommate from last year was laying in the other bed with her boyfriend. After we left my mom was going on about how inconsiderate my roommate was, but really, it's to be expected in college...

[Zhukov]

Yes but manners don't cost a thing.

[Kitsa]

most college-age manners issues stem from misguided "HEY LOOK I'M TOTALLY A GROWNUP NOW" bs.

[Fathom Zero]

It's terrible here, but it is everywhere. People'll be be the same from the time they're four until they're working some dead-end job. College is the same as high school is the same as a career.

[Zhukov]

No self respect, for one thing.

[Tadao]

OH YAY! ANOTHER BLOG!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yes but manners don't cost a thing.


BUTT MANNER COST THE MOST.

I'm suprised colleges don't offer road trip courses.

[Colonel Flagg]

My mom was pissed, though; we went into me and my friend's room so I could unpack my bed stuff, and my roommate from last year was laying in the other bed with her boyfriend.

You could have suggested to Mom that she take some pictures of the happy couple to put up on her blog if she really felt that upset about it. It would have been a teaching moment for both Mom and your ex-roomie.

[elx]

the spanish class i'm taking this semester is costing $540 in required materials. it's absurd that they don't tell us this stuff before we register. really, for that amount i could just buy rosetta stone and hire myself a mexican nanny. :(

[elx]

bability is bananas, double posting is super cool

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, I thought it said "HIRE MYSELF A MEXICAN ARMY"

[elx]

so the average full time student is paying about $1,000 in book fees per semester...but that's not so bad compared to art students that have to pay double that with the required work materials :lol

[Esuohlim]

Just torrent your books :ROLLEYES

Also you're only paying that much if you buy from bookstores. Go online and you'll probably pay less than half that

[RaNkeri]

1000$ in book fees? Per semester? What the fuck

[Dimnos]

Amazon :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I used to cry after I bought my med school textbooks. But that was back when campus email was a novelty, let alone that wacky thing called the internet :(

I remember Grolier's Multimedia Encyclopedia on CD-Rom blowing my fucking mind when I started high school.

[Esuohlim]

1000$ in book fees? Per semester? What the fuck

Seriously. It's fucking ridiculous. All my books this semester are about $200 each at the bookstore.

And Amazon is the shit. On there they're like 60 bucks each

[Fathom Zero]

The only book I'm buying is my ~$100 French. I've only bought one book since I started school last year.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

everything is free on the internet

[Fathom Zero]

Not when you have to buy a book to get a code to use a shitty website to turn in homework.

[elx]

edit: n/m

pZ3cTwI9bIw

[Esuohlim]

Not when you have to buy a book to get a code to use a shitty website to turn in homework.

The worst is when you get a professor who wrote the book. He sells an online version that you have to pay to download, and you have to turn in the receipt and order number or you fail the class, preventing people from pitching in on one download and making copies. Shit's fucked up

[Tadao]

It'll be worth it all though. Not only will it help you get a job, your job will be in the profession you are studying for!

[Esuohlim]

That's good news I've been studying a lot of pornography lately

[Kitsa]

Those fucking zappos puppets are creepy.

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^ Wørd.

[Colonel Flagg]

Amazon :rolleyes

Addall

[Kitsa]

I had one professor who demanded we buy a BRAND FUCKING NEW PDR every time it came out. And carry it to class. And we barely used it.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/actualsize.jpg

PICTURED ACTUAL SIZE

It was one of the first things I ever put on a credit card because on my wages I could never buy it outright.

The biggest kick in the teeth was the book buyback table across from the bookstore, where they'd look at the perfect-condition $300 book you'd just bought a few WEEKS before, in some cases, and tell you they'd give you $2 for it.

[Zhukov]

Hahaha.

I actually have read all my text books from my time at university. I had interest in my subjects, and I still have them all.

They weren't that expensive, either. Every so often we would have to buy a collection of print outs in a binder for a couple of bucks.

Life was good.

[Colonel Flagg]

I had one professor who demanded we buy a BRAND FUCKING NEW PDR every time it came out. And carry it to class. And we barely used it.

The biggest kick in the teeth was the book buyback table across from the bookstore, where they'd look at the perfect-condition $300 book you'd just bought a few WEEKS before, in some cases, and tell you they'd give you $2 for it.

Because the prof wanted you to buy it BRAND SPANKING NEW, the people at the buyback table knew there was no market for even a slightly used copy.

If you still have it, you could probably sell it on half.com for .... well, about half the current market price. :\

[Kitsa]

I always figured PDRs are always pretty much useless if they're not the current year. I got rid of all mine as soon as I was out of school. As a matter of fact, I only kept a couple of physiology texts, a really cool anatomy text that was basically a picture book of real cadavers, and some paperback general medicine text. Oh...and "Where There Is No Doctor" and "Where There is No Dentist", because you never know when you'll need to make a treadle dental drill out of tin can scraps.

[Colonel Flagg]

you never know when you'll need to make a treadle dental drill out of tin can scraps.

We'll just call you Kitsa Macgyver.

[Colonel Flagg]

I always figured PDRs are always pretty much useless if they're not the current year.

It all depends - I saw a lot of editions on half.com for anywhere from $0.75 to $30. However, as you mentioned, the point is moot. :\

[Kitsa]

Yep. And I watched all that M*A*S*H, too :/

Today, I was taking photographs of my mother's garden and accidentally stepped on an anthill. My shoes filled with angry ants, and now my feet are puffy and itchy. FML.

[kahljorn]

today i was looking at a tree while waiting for the bus and i noticed there was a hole in it and it looked weird on the inside so i stuck my hand in and touched it and there was like a bunch of really soft dirt and i moved it all around :(

turns out it was an ant nest or some shit cause like 2 minutes later there was a thousand panicked ants everywhere.

[Babs]

Nope, that was my ass.

[kahljorn]

your ass is dirty and your body is very treelike ;/ though slender.

ALSO THE WEED I GOT TODAY FOR TEN BUCKS IS RIDICULOUS ;/

[Esuohlim]

2:30am power outages suck extra hard. It ruined the really good shit I was in the middle of taking >:

[kahljorn]

it didnt make it more peaceful?

[Tadao]

I'm downloading Rosetta Stone (Spanish/Latin America). Hopefully it will make learning fun!

[Kitsa]

Our neighbor is shaving another neighbor's back hair in their driveway with dog clippers.

I just thought you all should know.

[Tadao]

Take pix, I know you have a camera that can zoooooooooooooooooooooom.

[Kitsa]

They moved it back into the garage when I went back out :(

[Tadao]

Thank you for trying :(

[Esuohlim]

it didnt make it more peaceful?

Shitting in the dark is unnerving man :(

[Tadao]

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/brakbook/bathbrak.gif

You're full of shit!

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/terrifyingpoop.jpg

[Babs]

Our neighbor is shaving another neighbor's back hair in their driveway with dog clippers.

I just thought you all should know.

Portsmouth?

[Kitsa]

no, but I can see how you might think that.

[Pentegarn]

I would have guessed Grove City from that description

[Esuohlim]

WHY DID NOBODY POST TODAY?

WAS IT NICE OUTSIDE YOU PUSSIES

[Guitar Woman]

if you like cigars, i just KNOW you'll go on and on about some mediocre crap like romeo and juliets (except actually referring to them as ROMEO Y JULIETTA) until you discover Punch and Arturo Fuentes and think that no one else knows about "your" two new brands
I tried RyJ Chruchills a few times, vaguely on a recommendation of Sethomas, but they actually suck donkey balls and taste like when I squeeze the tobacco out of my ashtray butts and smoke it in a pipe when I'm shitbroke.

Of course, at the time I had not yet picked up actual, manly smoking with ultra-tasty brands such as Spirit Periques and Lucky Strikes which pretty much nobody on earth knew about before I talked about them on an internet forum, stating that I discovered both on my own, with possible help from god and jesus because they know that I am just the fucking best ever. In fact, neither brand actually existed until I bought packs of them, and I convinced god to bring them into tangible being from the ether so fucking hard that he ret-conned the American forces in World War II having Luckies rationed to them. IN FACT, you can just shut your fucking face with the holier-than-thou complaining, Girlygus, because I fucking invented every single thing I like in the exact same way. If you persist, you will find yourself being all "Ahh Guitar Woman please do not continue beating me in the face as you are currently doing"

So, yeah, I may have previously said something about cigars not being shit. Disregard that.

All of the other kinds of cigars I've tried end up tasting the same way half-rotten eggs smell. Plus they last for like, 5 fucking hours, so I either have to sit around in freezing Oregon weather puffing my shitty stupid butt cigar the entire time with fuck all else to do except contemplate the sidewalk, or keep putting it out over and over again, which makes it taste even shittier

It's an ultra n*gger thing to smoke cigars. Don't smoke cigars.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Smoking a Swisher Sweet.

[Fathom Zero]

Ewww

[Esuohlim]

Jesus christ, Sally Field is pretty hot for 63 :x :x :x

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/blacks.jpg

mentlegents

[Babs]

Is that a menthol clove? :confused:

Double the nasty

[Fathom Zero]

Alex Gray is a really shitty artist.

[Esuohlim]

Marv from Home Alone, fuck yeah

[elx]

stupid operamini h8s imock :@

[kahljorn]

OMG at&t must hire ONLY idiots.

So yesterday this fucking at&t idiot comes out while i'm getting ready for school and I'm like, "HEY IM goNNA CHECK THIS THING ON THE INTARWEBS" and i get, "YOUR MODEM CANNOT CONNECT TO THE INTARWEBS." Apparently the dude is doing some work downstairs or some shit. so anyway since im like literally about to leave my girlfriend goes to talk to him, and he says, "I BARELY TOUCHED ANYTHING"
and then said, "SORRY" in the most annoying "IM A STUPID FUCK VOICE" ever.

so today ANOTHER dude comes out to look at it, but i was sleeping. And apparently its IMPOSSIBLe FOR HIM to FIX It WIThOUT COMING INSIDe mY HOUSE.
FUCKING RIDICULOUS. So they say, "WAIT TILL TOMORRW" WAIT TWO DAYS FOR SOME SHIT SOME IDIOT BROKE NO! I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONES!
Anyway, that was stupid to me because i could tell the wiring had nothing to do with the wiring in the house. Cause the wiring phone plug downstairs didnt work which must've meant the wiring leading up to THAT downstairs was broken. Low and behold, there are two phone boxes downstairs for my place. One where it didn't work, and one where it did. The one that worked came FIRST in the progression of wiring. WHAT DOes THAT LEAD ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON TO BELIEVE? MAYBE THAT THE PROBLEM IS IN BETWEEN THE FIRST BOX AND THE SECOND BOX?
NO THAT YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE.

anyway I ended up fixing it myself and it took 3 minutes of non-stupidity. And also I'm pretty sure the first dude who "BAReLY TOUched iT" and is "SORRY" tried to steal my internet cause thw wiring which should've been going from the first box to the second box (like all the other wiring, since they actually are SUPPOSed TO SHARE the same wiring but for some reason DIDNT) was instead going from some standalone wire that only plugged into my ( first) box through the wall to the store downstairs when it should've gone to other box like the other wiring that was right next to it. ;/

FUCK THEM. IS IT REASONABLE TO TRY TO GET THE FIRST GU YFIRED?
CAUSE THATS WHAT I WANT TO DO. THAT OR FIND HIM AND BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR SAYIN SORRY TO MY GIRLFRienD iN SUCH AN ANNoyiNG WAY AFTER BREAKINg MY SHIt.

[elx]

goodluck trying to get anyone fired! you'll call and they'll just put you on hold and transfer you off to someone in india who asks you to spell out every letter individually because they can't understand what you're saying :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

yea :(

that's what happened yesterday when i tried to get someone out there to fix our shit. HERES OUR CONVERSATION:

"HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT"
"661 5555555"
"okay thats 611 5555555"
"no its 6 6 1 5555555"
"okay 6 6 1 555 5550"

i feel trolled :(
then he tells me i need to talk to a different department :(

so my girlfriend calls, and i shit you not here is their conversation:
"HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT"
"661 555 5555"
"okay thats 611 555 5555"

:(

[Colonel Flagg]

I feel your pain. The cable monopoly in our area came out 5 - count 'em - 5 times to install two new outlets in our home. How many cable guys does it take ..... it's not funny when it really happens.

:(

[Kitsa]

We're in an ongoing dispute with our cable company. We signed a contract in which we get basically every service they offer except phone for $99/month...and that was a deal brought up by THEM after we'd been customers for years and threatened to change companies because of their exorbitant price structure. The $99 contract doesn't stop them from regularly sending us bills for $250 and upwards. We call and complain, they send us a new bill for even more, we send them a copy of the new pricing agreement and a check for $99, and we get random $150 "credits" to our account. This pretty much happens every month.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yea :(

that's what happened yesterday when i tried to get someone out there to fix our shit. HERES OUR CONVERSATION:

"HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT"
"661 5555555"
"okay thats 611 5555555"
"no its 6 6 1 5555555"
"okay 6 6 1 555 5550"

i feel trolled :(
then he tells me i need to talk to a different department :(

so my girlfriend calls, and i shit you not here is their conversation:
"HELLO WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR ACCOUNT"
"661 555 5555"
"okay thats 611 555 5555"

:(

This guy called in today and I asked him what his last name is and he's like "It's Mr. Snyunhuh." I'm like "I'm sorry, what is it?"

He's like "It's Mr. Snyunhuh." I'm like "Can you spell that?"

He's like "It's MR. S! M! I! T! H!!!! SNYUNHUH."

I'm like "Oh, Smith. I don't know how you could have said it wrong."

I feel your pain. The cable monopoly in our area came out 5 - count 'em - 5 times to install two new outlets in our home. How many cable guys does it take ..... it's not funny when it really happens.

:(

We're in an ongoing dispute with our cable company. We signed a contract in which we get basically every service they offer except phone for $99/month...and that was a deal brought up by THEM after we'd been customers for years and threatened to change companies because of their exorbitant price structure. The $99 contract doesn't stop them from regularly sending us bills for $250 and upwards. We call and complain, they send us a new bill for even more, we send them a copy of the new pricing agreement and a check for $99, and we get random $150 "credits" to our account. This pretty much happens every month.


Time warner cable is terrible.

[RaNkeri]

Awww yeah, Piranha 2 :rock

[RaNkeri]

Never have sex while under water

[Kitsa]

I had the luxury of poking around a thrift store today. I got some Hemingway first editions and a mint-condition Star Wars paperback by George Lucas (advertised on the cover as "The Movie of the Year!!!") for 29 cents each.

[MarioRPG]

Hey i got back from FanExpo! :) It was an awesome time, I'll post some of the pictures somewhere here some time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHAT'S THE TIME?

[Fathom Zero]

TIME TO GET ILL

[Pentegarn]

I must admit I would have went there had FZ not done so first

[Fathom Zero]

I'd expect nothing less.

[Fathom Zero]

http://audioporncentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/08-dj-BC-The-Dangerous-Life-Of-Serge-Gainsbourg.mp3

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire.

[Sam]

WHAT'S THE TIME?

DIAPER TIME

[Fathom Zero]

Don't turn the lights on. Tonight I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE DARRRRK

FcLiPOtQHAU

Pumped for Chromeo's new album.

[Kitsa]

Next time you have $50K to spare....

(NSFW unless you work in healthcare)

http://www.a3bs.com/ob-gyn/simone-birthing-simulator-p80,p_895_0_0_0_15153.html

[Shrubfest]

Shit. Thanks for reminding me why I never want children.

[Kitsa]

eh, by the end of it you're usually so worn out and pumped full of drugs you have no idea what's going on.

[Sam]

Just like sex with me. ;)

[Tadao]

My dicks way too big for that machine.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Kitsa]

You know there's some wealthy perv who wants to try it.

[Tadao]

Comics, games, movies. Preferably games or comics, since I typically don't have the attention span to watch a whole movie and just sit there.

You also don't have the humor to review them here. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday LordSappington and Stonewar.

[Tadao]

FUCK THOSE 2 FAGGOTS

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Sappy Day. And Stonewar, you stony war, you.

[elx]

babysappyton? didnt he just turn 18? hows he 19 already?? :(

[The Leader]

Don't worry, elx. I doubt that this will hurt your chances with him in any way.

[elx]

no

[Fathom Zero]

of course, ms. president

[elx]

i like your justice vinyl but the vampire weekend is just gross, man

[elx]

glitter skin and reindeer diets

[elx]

banana pods and melting pots

[elx]

how come it's only ever the same people posting in this thread and all of the cool people stay in the serious ones???

[elx]

oh they're all in art shiz

[elx]

wasnt there a fitness section?

[Fathom Zero]

There was a food forum a long time ago. I was very disappointed in management to see it go.

[ElPila666]

:hypno

tostito chips, doritos, chester's cheese :hypno:hypno:hypno

[ElPila666]

Viva le mosque! :lol

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[Grislygus]

DMANIT FATHOM, you DICK

now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day



oh shit shesa gold digga

just thought you should KNOW NIGGA

[Fathom Zero]

I'm glad it won't be really popular on the radio, though. I don't want to end up hating it like Gnarls Barkley.

[Babs]

I-mockery's one month early halloween special. The only reason I come back for more.

[Tadao]

Well then we'll have to stop doing it.

[Tadao]

HEY ESU, SINCE I CAN'T COMMENT ON YOUR FB, I FLAGGED YOUR WB PIC. I HOPE YOU GET SUED.

[Chojin]

wasnt there a fitness section?

Sports used to be Sports & Fitness, but I instead moved it over to Philo (now it's Philo, etc, etc, & health).

Reason being fitness and nutrition often go together and the only forum that cites sources is philo.

[Kitsa]

I'm sick, damn it.

Getting tired of this, I was sore and miserable enough without the fever and snot.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's crazy dead all up in here.

[Kitsa]

I went to a heritage festival today, which is like a ren faire but less delusional and pretentous.

[Esuohlim]

HEY ESU, SINCE I CAN'T COMMENT ON YOUR FB, I FLAGGED YOUR WB PIC. I HOPE YOU GET SUED.

You flagged my what now

[Zhukov]

Father's day! Hope everyone has a father!

[Kitsa]

Happy other-side-of-the-world father's day.

[Tadao]

You flagged my what now

You had some Warner Brothers pic. IDK, fuck you. :(

[Pub Lover]

:whitepig

[Esuohlim]

Dude I read somewhere that only one person died in that earthquake and it was heart-attack related :rolleyes

[Tadao]

It's pubbles ghost :eek

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/outofmaps.jpg

[Zhukov]

At first I thought that was funny, then I thought "Well, it's just a helpful sign" then I jumped to "You don't need to advertise that you are out since we can see that you are!" and it was funny again.

But I've ended up knowing that if they hadn't put that sign there, people would come and ask them if there were any maps. Despite there not being any in the map holder.

It's still funny though.

[Kitsa]

That's about the same progression I made.

[Kitsa]

DAMMIT double post.

[Fathom Zero]

Ub-xt-LzW0w

[Esuohlim]

So what did everyone do on BROKEN FORUMS LABOR DAY

[Esuohlim]

Hit F5 all day, mang? Likewise

[Tadao]

BBQ'ed

[The Leader]

I read books for my classes so that I would not be behind. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I worked and WENT TO ANOTHER FORUM.

[Mockery]

So what did everyone do on BROKEN FORUMS LABOR DAY
I pool partied and sent countless emails to tech support all day. Still don't understand why it took them that long to get the server back up 'n running.

On the plus side, I'm planning on a major server upgrade in the very near future.

[Kitsa]

I was getting over a cold and spent most of the day on the couch because I felt like crap. Doing better now.

[Fathom Zero]

FaKtK0XDctY

PARTY UP IN HERE

[Pentegarn]

So what did everyone do on BROKEN FORUMS LABOR DAY

I played DAoC, Dragonwarrior Land, and ate chili spaghetti

[kahljorn]

Dark age of camelot? :O

[executioneer]

got up to 33rd place on dr2c0 leaderbored

[executioneer]

also i read a bunch of gamebooks by j.h. brennan (grailquest and demonspawn chronicles series)

[executioneer]

also failed to sleep twice, and missed a dentist's appointment (i was only 10min late, and they made me reschedule. really. guys it is hard enough for me to get to these when you don't put a lot of draconian bullshit on them too)

[Pentegarn]

Dark age of camelot? :O

Yes I am one of the 500 who still play it

[Dimnos]

I thought you were one of the 500 people who still play LotRO.

In other news: I get a free pass on work today due to typhoon like weather. :)

[Tadao]

I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.

[kahljorn]

Yes I am one of the 500 who still play it

Dang i was about to ask if there's still a lot of people playing it :( i've been wanting to play it again for a loooong time.

[The Leader]

I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.
Congratulations! :)

[Fathom Zero]

YAY TADOO

EJpP7ZId-mc

[Esuohlim]

I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.

Divorce THIS

:pointstodick

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/mad.gif

[Pub Lover]

I am friends with Chojin. :)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.

What about us dudes?! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

[Pub Lover]

I am friends with Chojin. :)

He sent me a link to Jonathan Clement being silly about taxes on his webcam on the day the forums were down. So it seems to be an abusive friendship.

[Pub Lover]

The kind I like. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/image.cfm?c_id=1&gal_cid=1&gallery_id=113677#7073686

Hope he's ok. I hope his tea-set wasn't crushed
I am confused by your misplaced stereotype! :confused :eek :confused

[Pub Lover]

i hope he stuck his dick in a pussy yet
I did not. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hes probably looting.
I got fifty-six sheep. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

There's a place called "Christchurch?" Like a town??
Several. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub lives in Otago, I think, which is on the same island as Christchurch, but far enough away that I wouuld think he'd be ok.

I thiink.
Correct! :) I felt it and excitedly refreshed the civil defence website to see the damage. I came so hard when I saw it had hit a city. :wank

[Pub Lover]

Man, I don't even know how I had the attention span to do this for a whole 25 posts in a row.:sleep

[elx]

how the bananas is it sept. 9th already :<

[MrAdventure]

no kidding i mean i went down to the local bibles and american flag t shirts r us (i had accidentally put my bible in the wash and spilled bbq sauce on my last shirt) and they were totally sold out in anticipation of this week's big party

guess the fair weather patriots are screwing hard working joes like mysel

[Esuohlim]

Goddamnit both google and imdb changed their shit again

[Tadao]

What about us dudes?! :eek

Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

Even if I was still married, homo sex would not be sinful. Ask any Republican Christian. :(

[Pub Lover]

So that is a no then? :(

[Tadao]

I guess we could both get trannied up and have lesbian anal licking sessions. That sounds sinful enough. ;) :yum :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hell yes! :wank

[kahljorn]

or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

[Pub Lover]

These appear to less sexy sins. :|

[Pub Lover]

Unless they lead to pics of you in a thong, K. ;) :orgasm :eek

These appear to be less sexy sins. :edit

[Fathom Zero]

swim in a pool of smack, overrlord

[Pub Lover]

or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

A pox on your frigging edit key. >:

[Pub Lover]

my name is babes i love stuffing myself silly and letting people watch me on youtub.ccom

i lover it when a dude buys me a diamond ring and whehn he show it i sound like a megaphone held up to a piglet in a blender

i love to get up in the morning and make a post on my websit its let me fulfil my fupa fantasies

i like to hold a hamburger "its me oh, im beauty and the hamburger" id say while spinning around a little then id fart like a queen fior a day

the end
Beautiful. :tear

I missed you, Sir. :love

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

You're not even the least attractive person on this forum, Kit. :(

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/RJ5.jpg

I suppose you could call it "art" but in reality, I'm just really bad at photography.
Looking good. I'd take your shot in the mouth. ;) :orgasm :eek

[Pub Lover]

Every time I see you, Flagg, I picture you in a military uniform. I'm not sure why.
I think I know why! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Flagg.jpg
Almost. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/flagg.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That! That is what I think! :eek

[Pub Lover]

so you're saying i should be more naked next time.
Yes, please. :)

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/20th.jpg

fucking hell

[Pub Lover]

Is that 20th in the world? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Admins and Mods! Olley Olley Oxen Free! Jonathan Clement has a request! :eek
[21:17] Axem Cupola: Hey, could you plese help me out?
[21:18] Pubbles: hey? I guess. what do you need?
[21:18] Axem Cupola: Are you a mod on I-mockery? Or do you know any mods or admins?
[21:20] Pubbles: I'm not a mod. today was the first time in months that I posted there. they don't even let me edit my posts.
[21:20] Pubbles: looking down my buddylist I don't have any of the mods on there any more, sorry.
[21:21] Axem Cupola: Oh.
[21:21] Axem Cupola: Well, if you could get in contact with one of the mods...
[21:21] Axem Cupola: Tell them I could like a certain archived thread deleted.
[21:22] Pubbles: okay. which thread?
[21:23] Axem Cupola: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-19943.html

[Chojin]

i'll, uh, get right on that

[Chojin]

apparently JC was banned, so i unbanned him and took away his edit button.

[Chojin]

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=297&page=3

he has changed so much!

[Chojin]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/mind-control-forum.php?page=5

you know, he's pretty much exactly like chris-chan, if cwc was into anime

[Chojin]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=447575&postcount=78 hahahhahaha

ok i see why he wants this deleted now

[Zhukov]

Hahahaha.

[MrAdventure]

hey he got more problem than an algebra test how bout that

[Pentegarn]

That dude makes me shuddeer

[Zhukov]

"Not another 9/11" they all said. Well I just checked my calendar and it seems we have one coming up just around the corner. When will they learn?

[Esuohlim]

Whoops I already forgot :x

[Fathom Zero]

I'll be burning my copies of the Quran and the Bible this weekend.

[executioneer]

Is that 20th in the world? :eek
i think it's northam only, obv no koreans are involved

[Pub Lover]

That is still incredibly impressive. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

That's out of the 360,000 people that bought the game.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Urbandictionary can go to heck. It was kind of useful when it came out to look up obscure slang. It seems what it is now is people trying to come up with funny catch phrases or stupid words and terms no one needs.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[kahljorn]

HI

[Fathom Zero]

I'm too tired to sleep

[Kitsa]

I'm freaked out because I just found a spider building a web on one of my baby's dresses. The dress in question had just come out of the laundry and was hung up on a rack, so I'm not sure what sent the spider the message that this was a long-vacated property.

Now I'm in one of those feeling-spiders-all-over-me things.

[elx]

its ok kitsa it was after your baby and not you

[elx]

thus, no reason to worry or feel weird :3

[kahljorn]

MAYBE THE SPIDer WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FEW LAST MINUTE ALTERATIONS TO THE DRESS

NOIBODY IS EVER GRATEFUL TO SPIDEWRS FOR THEIR HARD AND SELFLESS WORK

[Guitar Woman]

That's probably because they're creepy little bastards who like scampering out of sight behind and under things and causing you to be all "goddamn what is that fuckface plotting behind there? No doubt it is something dastardly"

They also walk like fucking creeps, even moreso when you cripple them.

I'm working on an academic theory that they are not animals of this earth, but the remnants of ancient cosmic horrors who have evolved backwards in a last-ditch effort at survival. Also, they have psychic powers that cause nightmares in humans and let them astral-project into the minds of deliriant-abusing psychonauts.

[kahljorn]

DIDNT YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT DADDY LONG LEGS ARE YOUR friENDS?

THE ONLY REASON THEY SCAMPER OFF IS BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DID SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU LIKE ALTER A DRESS, LEAVE A PIECE OF CANDY OR READJUSt A ROOM SO THAT ITS MORE FUNGSHUISH, AND THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE BASHFUL ABOUT BEING SUCH NICE LITTLE PEOPLE.

[kahljorn]

WOW THERES FOUR SPAMWHORES, ME AND GUITAR WOMAN :O :O

[Guitar Woman]

Daddy Long Legs are the worst

ESPECIALLY the massive 6 inchers that serve as motherships for all the other ones

[kahljorn]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND REALITY

[Guitar Woman]

Hey man when the fucking spiders try to take over you're gonna be crawling back for help

[kahljorn]

IF I CRAWL THEN I WILL BE ONE WITH THE SPIDERS

[Zhukov]

Daddy Long Legs are the worst

Oh my! Those are the worst!


I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

[Kitsa]

don'y take zhukov on in a spider horror story; you will not win.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Urbandictionary can go to heck. It was kind of useful when it came out to look up obscure slang. It seems what it is now is people trying to come up with funny catch phrases or stupid words and terms no one needs.

So I'm going to start hitting them in the neck.

[Tadao]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zombie+walk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought your last name was Oadat. Anyway, the first one is okay, then the one about the actual Zombie walk is okay. The rest will be hit in the neck.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If I could rate down the entire site in general I would.

[Tadao]

Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

[MarioRPG]

Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

looks like you got faced, then, bitch

[Tadao]

MODED

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

Gave you a thumbs up ;)

I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

Tadao is my middle name.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Apparently no one goes by their real name here then. I feel like I'm in a spy ring.

[Tadao]

Tadao IS my real name

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Asian Spy Ring.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not giving out my last name.
Then you shouldn't make it so easy to find out. :eek

[Kitsa]

I sent Tadao a postcard once and he just wanted it sent to Tadao.

[Esuohlim]

I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

Ahahaha, oh shit, mutant Tasmanian spiders. I'm staying the hell away from your hemisphere

[Tadao]

Then you shouldn't make it so easy to find out. :eek

I think only you caught me up. I would expect nothing less from you though. But Kitsa has my mailing address. :eek

[Kitsa]

That was for promotional purposes only.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think only you caught me up. I would expect nothing less from you though. But Kitsa has my mailing address. :eek

http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/dr-tadao-fujiwara-md-0881527f

[Fathom Zero]

Sounds about right. :lol

[Tadao]

Hint, last name starts with a G. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

You're Vietnamese?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went to a greek restuarant the other day. The custodian is kind an old timer and he was walking by saying "Goolllllly". Kids nowadays don't remember Gomer Pyle huh? I was like "Yeah, USMC. Started on Andy Griffith." He was like "Oh wow, you must be about 40 years old then to remember that." I said "No, I'm only 25, I used to watch a lot a reruns."

He was like "Oh, I just thought by your hairline. SHAZAM!"

>:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hint, last name starts with a G. :rolleyes

GODZILLA?

[kahljorn]

I BET HIS LAST NAME IS GRATEFUL

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_0923-1.jpg

That is my last name.

[kahljorn]

OOOOH. TOPHAT ROBOT SAILBOAT.

[Esuohlim]

This is like when Grislygus was like "I AM NEVER GIVING OUT MY REAL NAME" and then dropped clues for an additional 40 posts until it was figured out

[Colonel Flagg]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_0923-1.jpg



That's Chinese for "Mr. Bun Bun"

[Fathom Zero]

I should have got a bigger laugh.

[Tadao]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[elx]

HIS LAST NAME IS AOKI AND HIS FIRST NAME IS STEVE.

[Pub Lover]

I don't get to play because I know. :tear

But when you get his last name, you get his first name too, because that is just how the internet is.

[Pub Lover]

Oh hey, I just found his address. #stalker4lyfe