I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

I'm only breakin' yer balls and you're gettin' fuckin' fresh.

[Sam]

MARV WE'RE THE WET BANDITS

Now we're the STICKY BANDITS.

[Fathom Zero]

YOU JEW MUDDERFUCKER

[Zomboid]

Howdy doo! This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please. An extra large bed, TV, and one of those little refrigerators you open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

[Fathom Zero]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE STOP CAALLING ME!

[Esuohlim]

KEVIN YOU ARE SUCH A DISEASE

[Sam]

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

[Zomboid]

BEAT THAT, YOU LITTLE TROUT SNIFFER

[Fathom Zero]

I HAVE TO DO THIS NOW

[Esuohlim]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-krFhaCBj8mo/TV43rcD1WiI/AAAAAAAAAKU/QlStMox-7Yc/s400/tumblr_ky9p6vnl9q1qaik6yo1_400.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, BUT DON'T ASK ME TO DO 6 WEEKS. I CAN'T DO THE SHOW FOR 6 WEEKS. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE OVER MY OWN LIFE FOR 6 WEEKS.

[Fathom Zero]

In a world gone mad, it's hard to think right.

[Zomboid]

WOOF!

[Esuohlim]

:lol

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK

[Zomboid]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/231091_o.gif

[Esuohlim]

Aww shit, Marv got Bushwacked :eek

[executioneer]

5PDuqk_DSMw

[Fathom Zero]

7WEJuccFWjY

[Sam]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

[Aaarg]

7187bp3RdfA

[Aaarg]

as shitty at that game was the song in the first level is pretty good

[Zomboid]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

:picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

:x

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Tadao]

PM from Thrasho :rolleyes

I had no idea you red pickled me 100 times. Do you think i give a shit about a picture of a cartoon pickle? FAGGOT. hurry up and rep other people as fast as you can so the system will let you negative rep me.

STUPID N!GGERS :rolleyes:

Yeah, he doesn't care so much that he PMed me. :lol What an idiot.

[Fathom Zero]

SAp-T8Gklw0

[Guitar Woman]

Did you really neg-rep him 100 times?

Why not go outside, or read a book?

[Tadao]

What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism. Yeah, we've never heard me called mexican or chinese before. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Did you really neg-rep him 100 times?

Why not go outside, or read a book?

Coming from the guy who plays video games all day and hangs out at 4chan. :lol

[Rongi]

the internet is mean place :'(

[Rongi]

lol gw hangs out on 4chan WHY DOES THAT NOT SURPRISE ME AT ALL

[Tadao]

Because it's a place were no one can track the things he says and so he can't be held accountable for his stupidity.

[Pentegarn]

What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism. Yeah, we've never heard me called mexican or chinese before. :rolleyes

If he really wants to hit below the belt he has to mix his racism and call you a 'spink' or a 'chick'

[Aaarg]

lol spink

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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That's my favorite one too

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/HomeAlone-JoePesci.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism.

If he really wanted to insult you he'd call you Pram Maven.

[Grislygus]

It's funny because Joe Pesci's in pain

[k0k0]

Haha, Pam Raven's birthday is today.

[Tadao]

If he really wants to hit below the belt he has to mix his racism and call you a 'spink' or a 'chick'

:lol Now why can't he be original like that! You sir are a wordsmith, Lvl 10

[Tadao]

Haha, Pam Raven's birthday is today.

I bet he got the generic email saying HAPPY BDAY FROM IMOCK!

and he's all OH MAN THEY REALLY LIKE ME THEY WERE JUST JOKING AROUND THE WHOLE TIME!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friends son is Italian and Korean so I called him a Degook.

[Rongi]

http://givepraiserecords.bandcamp.com/album/creepin-while-you-sleepin-ep

The intro is probably the best part of this whole EP I don't really give a hoot about powerviolence

[b_squared]

Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

Dammit.

[b_squared]

.... Normally I imagine people as their avatars ...


Dammit again

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[Zhukov]

You know, there is a Youtube thread for those.

[Fathom Zero]

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that thread is for stuff like this

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

ARE YOU GOING TO LET SOME FILTHY AUSTRALIAN TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MAN.

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing I could say can make him more wretched than he already is.

:australia

[Zomboid]

You know, there is a Youtube thread for those.

Yeah, really. That's actually getting pretty fucking annoying. There's the youtube or music thread if you're going to do nothing but post videos. This thread is for posting nothing but non-video bullshit.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry. I'll refer to my Preferred Posting Etiquette Handbook next time and make sure it conforms to your standard of bullshit.

This is a message board, for fucks sake.

[Zhukov]

If I wanted to scroll past youtube-like boxes on my way to the inevitably disappointing current end of the thread, I would do it in the thread designated for youtube boxes designed to be scrolled past at blistering speeds.

While you're also breaking the rules and being a maverick, any chance of us having a chat about video games or what books we're reading?

[Fathom Zero]

While you're also breaking the rules and being a maverick, any chance of us having a chat about video games or what books we're reading?

This thread has rules? I'm a maverick? :eek

Also, I'm glad you asked.

I'm reading Calculus for the Practical Man at the moment. The author really breaks things down well. I'm really digging it. I picked it up originally because it's how Feynman learned calculus. That and I figured I should learn how. I might need it some day.

You ever learn something because you wanted to?

[Zomboid]

Rules or not, it's fucking annoying and he's right: even though getting to the current topic invariably leads to disappointment, no one should have to scroll past a bunch of videos, especially if they're from the same person.

If you really want to be zany and put up a bunch of videos that no one will give a fuck about, do it in the youtube thread.

[k0k0]

Eh, I'd say post them in the music thread since it's all music. I agree with you though...

[Zomboid]

Well, it's irritating no matter which thread if it's one person doing it over and over again, but I figured people were sort of used to it in the youtube thread. With the music thread, I'll actually click and watch stuff every now and then if it's from someone whose taste I trust--so, not FZ, obviously.

Edit: Actually, I even do that in the youtube thread. So maybe just don't do that anymore.

[Fathom Zero]

Well I'm also sorry you've come to expect to not be disappointed by posts on a message board.

Also, this thread is about Calculus now, so I expect you to follow the topic at hand.

[Zhukov]

It would be about calculus if anyone gave a fuck what you were reading, sure.

[Zomboid]

I'm sorry that people don't appreciate your wacky sense of humor.

[Sam]

FUCK THAT NOISE.

[Sam]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BRAHING OUT WITH YOUR BRAHS AND SLAMMIN' BREWS AND SMOKIN' SOME DOOBAGE.

[Fathom Zero]

Don't give a fuck. Don't appreciate. I'm BEGGING YOU.

I'd feel terrible to be liked by assholes like you.

[Zomboid]

Then by all means, continue sharing music in the hope that we'll hate it--and you for sharing it.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6187/2456629.gif

WE HAVE COME TO TERMS

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/uaUOX.gif

Oh really?

[Chojin]

Don't give a fuck. Don't appreciate. I'm BEGGING YOU.

I'd feel terrible to be liked by assholes like you.

okay womti

[Fathom Zero]

Now you're just trying to make me feel bad. :(

[WhiteRat]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BRAHING OUT WITH YOUR BRAHS AND SLAMMIN' BREWS AND SMOKIN' SOME DOOBAGE.

im brahing out with some red dogs all i need is some cool buds. hook a brah up.

[Sam]

WHITERAT I'LL HOOK YOU UP BRAH

[Zhukov]

We do things a little differently in not the United States.

[Sam]

If by differently you mean incorrectly.

[Fathom Zero]

Sam, when we roll 5 deep on Comic Con, we gon' be looking so fly.

[Zomboid]

THAT'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO KICK YOUR ASS, LITTLE MAN.

[Sam]

AW YEAH, FATHOM VS ZOMBOID IT'S ON AT COMIC-CON TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

[Fathom Zero]

ZOMBOID I HAVE FIVE SECRETS TO TELL YOU AND THEY'RE ALL SHAPED LIKE KNUCKLES.

[Sam]

I'm gonna be like Don King and promote the shit out of this.

[Sam]

THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER VS THE ANDROGYNOUS AMAZEMENT

[Sam]

LIVE ON PAPER VIEW BITCHES.

WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA TAKE A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND PRINT THEM AND MAKE A FLIP BOOK OF ASS KICKING.

[Zomboid]

BETTER BRING A BACK BRACE FOR AFTER I SUPLEX YOU THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE.

[Zomboid]

THE I-MOCKERY TABLE

[Fathom Zero]

WHEN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

CHAIR TO NECK

ZOMBOID'S DOWN AND WILLIE'S STANDING OVER HIS STILL BODY

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO YOU BETTER MOVE TO CANADA AFTERWARDS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME FREE HEALTHCARE.

THE FREE HEALTHCARE BEATDOWN.

[Sam]

THE I-MOCKERY TABLE

:picklehat did you see my article about it? :picklehat

[Rongi]

im drunk as fuck and twice as ready to fight

fuck you

[Sam]

Rongi you can fight the winner of Fathom Zero vs Zomboid.

Which means you'll fight the Canadian Crippler, Zomboid.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm currently planning my comeback as the Undead Twink.

[HickMan]

Hey guys I dunno what you're talking about but it's probably not important I've been good I'm still alive ok theres my update everybody talk to you soon

[HickMan]

Dang I only have three pickles

[Tadao]

YEAH WELL I GAVE YOU A RED ONE THAT SAID "FREE OUR TROOPS"

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM PICKLES

[k0k0]

Well I gave him a green one that says "DON'T FREE OUR TROOPS".

Because I'm antagonistic.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'll give him a green pickle if he updates his signature.

[Rongi]

Rongi you can fight the winner of Fathom Zero vs Zomboid.

Which means you'll fight the Canadian Crippler, Zomboid.

bring it :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/7131/1567f8bc1.jpg

[Rongi]

you're just bitter cuz you lost to a canadian :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Whatever. It's not like Canada's a real country, anyway.

[b_squared]

For a fight at comic con, its mandatory you wear cos play costumes.

[Sam]

They already wear costumes. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I'm only breakin' yer balls, I'm only kiddin' witcha.

Post #80000


Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy

[Fathom Zero]

Such a milestone deserves to be memorialized with a Billy Batts quote.

[Tadao]

I'd prefer man nipples.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JC-why.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Okay, there.

[Tadao]

It's amazing how Pubs nipples can liven up a post!

[HickMan]

I'll give him a green pickle if he updates his signature.

No way brah it's too funny

[Grislygus]

For a fight at comic con, its mandatory you wear cos play costumes.


SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She's not a bartender.

[Fathom Zero]

Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.

Don Carlson, the homosexual, bigoted pyromaniac from Portland, Oregon.

[HickMan]

sounds like a cool cat

[Esuohlim]

This reminds me of Pram



http://i.imgur.com/BlV4X.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Zomboid]

That's fucking hilarious. Where did you find that?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wedding photo at the bottom is the best.

YOU HAVE GIVEN OUT TOO MUCH REPPICKLES IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

[Colonel Flagg]

The only thing that wedding photo needs is a shot of pedo-bear.

[Rongi]

Except that it doesn't need an over exposed internet meme at all

[k0k0]

Anyone see the advertisements that pop up on the top of the screen with this guy on it?
<-----
He makes me laugh every time I see it. Was gonna keep my dennis avatar til sunny came back on, but when I saw that guy in the ad this time, looking all stupid and fed up, I had to have him.

[b_squared]

Never saw the ad, but I like it as a avatar.

[Colonel Flagg]

Except that it doesn't need an over exposed internet meme at all

Actually, that's EXACTLY what it needs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bitches

[Shyandquietguy]

So I'm not much for alcohol. I only drink a beer and that's only if the taste is either awesome or just bearable.

I'm bored of beer so I decided to venture and found whiskey.

Black Velvet. And it nearly knocked me flat when it touched my lips.

Thank god I hate getting blasted or the down stair neighbors would be pissed.

[k0k0]

Whenever I used to drink, the only thing that really appealed to my taste was wine. I didn't enjoy drinking much else. If I wanted to get really drunk, I'd drink rum and coke, but even that I didn't really enjoy as much as wine.

[Esuohlim]

That's fucking hilarious. Where did you find that?

One of my friends posted it on Facebook. Just the image, not a source or any background info

[WhiteRat]

I bartended a wedding tonight in which the brides maides (striking dames if I may say) clamped their buttcheeks around a quarter and tried to walk it to and drop it into a cup. Needless to say it was very arousing.

[Fathom Zero]

http://braderunner.ytmnd.com/

[Tadao]

I bartended a wedding tonight in which the brides maides (striking dames if I may say) clamped their buttcheeks around a quarter and tried to walk it to and drop it into a cup. Needless to say it was very arousing.

Yeah, well, I'd like to see them try that with my cock.

[Tadao]

:(

[Shrubfest]

I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat

[Womti]

Yeah, well, I'd like to see them try that with my cock.

:lol

[Tadao]

I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat

A penny for your twat.

[HickMan]

I'm obviously in the wrong line of work

[Rongi]

These jeans I just got in the mail were made by REAL PRISONERS :eek

http://www.unionlabel.com/prison-blues-jeans.html

Also they look sexy as all hell


http://shop.sivletto.com/data/product/images/XL/285200601920484810692_L.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But I bet you wear them it'll get their dna all over you. Then you'll get arrested for crimes. Then you'll be making the prison jeans yourself.

[Pentegarn]

That's why I won't wear clothing worn by former president Clinton

[Rongi]

But I bet you wear them it'll get their dna all over you. Then you'll get arrested for crimes. Then you'll be making the prison jeans yourself.

At least all be looking swagged out as they hall me off in the paddy wagon

[Rongi]

*I'll

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON YOU JERK >: >: >: >: >:

[Shyandquietguy]

The cloth is grown & woven here in the USA and then it is cut and assembled by inmates from the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution.

Well with how much work is out there right now I think I'll go crash into my ex's house. C'yall!

[Chojin]

I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat

http://i.imgur.com/E0lWv.jpg

[Otto]

Ugh, I got stoned and drunk and threw up in my drink and then forgot I threw up in the drink and accidentally drank some. I've become a caricature.

[kahljorn]

oh man your life is almost over :(

[Grislygus]

KHALJORN YOUR ABSENCE HAS MADE ME WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG GAY INTERNET HUG






HERE'S YOUR BIG GAY INTERNET HUG

[Kitsa]

wow, you'd be amazed at what pops up when you google image search "big gay internet hug"

[Colonel Flagg]

OK I'll bite.

[...]

Well, that was weird. :\

[kahljorn]

NOW I HAVE GRISLYGUS COOTIES AND IM NOT SHARING THEM

GRISLEBEES YOU"RE THE ONLY REASON I STOPPED MAKING FATCHOJIN ACCOUNTS

[Grislygus]

OH MAN PUB'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS HE MISSED THIS SUPER SWEET MAN HUG

[Sam]

I WANNA GET IN ON THIS.

[Grislygus]

SUPERGAY GROUP HUG GO


WE'RE LIKE THE FUCKING POWER RANGERS ALL MEGAZORD AN SHIT

[Fathom Zero]

No you aren't.

[Grislygus]

OH SHIT IT'S THE PUTTY PATROL

[Sam]

OH SHIT IT'S SOMEONE WHO IS HELLA JELLY BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GO GO POWER RANGERS

[Grislygus]

IT'S GONNA TURN INTO A MUTANT RANGER

[Fathom Zero]

power faggots

[Grislygus]

THERE IT GOES

[k0k0]

Fuck power rangers, I only ever go voltron.

[Fathom Zero]

koko is a sloppy party bottom and takes the silly to the bank

[Esuohlim]

The great thing about newer bands is that they all have wacky names!

Andrew Jackson Jihad!

LOL!

[Esuohlim]

"Andrew Jackson Jihad has obtained much coverage for their songs about serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus"

Nevermind, this band sounds sweet

[Fathom Zero]

I'm partial to DJ Edgar Hoover and his Ed "Duffle Bag Boy" Begley Jr. Mixtape (http://djedgarhoover.bandcamp.com/album/the-ed-duffle-bag-boy-begley-jr-mixtape).

[Esuohlim]

Hella lol @ "Ass n' Twin Peaks"

And that album cover

holy shit

[Fathom Zero]

I appreciate silliness in my music.

[Shyandquietguy]

I've almost downed a 100 mL of 80 proof whiskey and still standing.

How's that for a first try?

[Fathom Zero]

Eh. :\

[Fathom Zero]

I mean that's fine if you're a baby man and all.

[Shyandquietguy]

Fuck you.

Have you no heart for the alcohol abstinent beer tasters?

Fuck you to hell.

[Fathom Zero]

okay baby man.

[k0k0]

Is there a baby man drinking his bottle in this thread? I heard some crying.

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm drunk bitches!

[Fathom Zero]

silly silly boy

[Fathom Zero]

mike doughty tumbls: http://mkdo.co/

[Fathom Zero]

I7bAuzNTIBs

[Fathom Zero]

BILBO BAGGINS THAT SWORD COULDN'T CUT SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT

[Rongi]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/10/23/16/jerk-off-crystal-for-bros-14073-1256330310-2.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HERE I COME

[Rongi]

I like how he ends his post with "before I waste my time."

"Don't bring your bad vibes over here, bro. My crystal picks up on that and it starts to look all murky."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that a barbed wire tattoo or a jesus fish tatto made to look like barbed wire.

[Rongi]

At first glance I just thought it was some generic "tribal" tat of some sort, but yeah I think it is barbed wire

[Rongi]

I dated this girl who was into energy crystals and other nonsense. One time she refused to swallow my semen because she claimed "there are enzymes in sperm that can be used for mind control."

[Sam]

I mind controlled her into thinking that. ;)

[HickMan]

There's this guy I'm deployed with that gained about six pounds of muscle and lost about half of his brain. I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

Don't you internet faggots go and google search 'christmas light arm tattoo' either and ruin my good time.

[Rongi]

I mind controlled her into thinking that. ;)

Thanks man, I ruined a few perfectly good pairs of boxers because of you >:

[Fathom Zero]

I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

That's the best idea anyone has ever had.

[Kitsa]

I saw this leathery woman with a tattoo at the fair today and it looked awful. It reminded me of when they find mummified people and they have tribal markings on them that you can't quite make out.

She looked like beef jerky :(

[Sam]

Did she try to molest your child?

[Kitsa]

nope.

[k0k0]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/10/23/16/jerk-off-crystal-for-bros-14073-1256330310-2.jpg

My question is, if you can do it with a woman. I mean, wouldn't it be less gay to jerk it with a woman who also has a crystal? Or is that against the point?

[Sam]

Man, womans ain't bros, the crystal won't work without that bro-magic.

[k0k0]

What if it's a bearded woman?

[Colonel Flagg]

Hirsutism doesn't count. There must be dong for the magic to happen.

Not that I know about this or anything ....

[Kitsa]

I have seen so many "I want to JO with bros" listings on craigslist it's a little frightening.

[Grislygus]

But enough about that. When's your work's tv appearance on British tv supposed to happen, Kit?

[Kitsa]

september or something?

I don't know. The show told me they wanted newer photos, and that was a problem because the originals were taken when my dog was a puppy and that prop was long gone. So we had to make a new prop, then wrestle a flighty 75 lb dog in 90 degree temps to get the pose they wanted. I had family helping me and we'd get the dog in the pose, then step away and the dog would jump down just before I snapped the picture. It got frustrating as hell.

I sent the pics and am waiting to hear if they're ok or if I need to send more.

[kahljorn]

i like to sew with bros

[kahljorn]

shrubfest if you were a man i would hella sew with you

[Shrubfest]

Kahl, we could have a mockery sewing circle. We'd embroider witticisms and cutting barbs onto cutesy items to upset children and parents, and drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

If I had a cock, though.

[Fathom Zero]

I've been misled.

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

Shrub, for this you can be an honorary bro. ;)

[Fathom Zero]

I wish I could drink right now.

But I already want to kill myself.

[Tadao]

Bleach will solve both problems!

[Fathom Zero]

yo rongi

what up, Bird?

[kahljorn]

shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock

[Rongi]

the wire is the best show ever

[Rongi]

kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man

[Kitsa]

I think everyone should use their skills to make a cock at some point. I did it.

[Shrubfest]

shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock

Will a moustache do?

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/Photo_00016.jpg

[k0k0]

I would use my JO crystal on that dude. I bet I'd get powered up quick.

[kahljorn]

thats pretty hot. if you stuff a sock in your pants we can sew cocks all night long

[Rongi]

SPEAKING OF SEWING

I'm making a roast duck for dinner (THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL BE ABLE TO COOK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME :( ) and I had to sew it's asshole shut because I stuffed it with sausage and apples

ITS GOING TO BE DELICIOUS I HOPE YOU ARE JEALOUS YOUR JEALOUSY MAKES IT TASTE EVEN BETTER

[kahljorn]

sausage and duck eh?

thats gun be one greasy son of a bitch

[kahljorn]

maybe that should read sausage and dick

what the hells with you and cocks lately rongi

[Rongi]

lol kahljorn you still got it bud ;(

[Rongi]

I didn't know duck was greasy. I've only had it like once before. This is my first time cooking it.

[k0k0]

It's pretty greasy. More greasy than chicken or turkey.

[Rongi]

Welp, this duck better be good I paid like 20+ dollars for it

[Kitsa]

confit that shit

[Rongi]

I'm roasting it using a Julia Child recipe. Julia Child has never done me wrong (except for that one time I made salmon quenelles and they came out super gross but that was probably my fault for using too much heavy cream)

[Esuohlim]

the wire is the best show ever

YOU NIGGAS ARE GIVING TOO MANY DAMN 40-DEGREE DAYS

[Fathom Zero]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcn2nTQ2N1qzlfumo1_500.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

SEE THE DWARVES AND SEE THE GIANTS. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE?

[kahljorn]

so how was your dick, rongi?

[Rongi]

It was ok :/

[Tanuki]

I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3517/002wbe.jpg

[HickMan]

When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

[kahljorn]

YOU SHOULD POST THAT IN THRASHOS NONSENSE THREAD

[HickMan]

Bro, this is almost the only thread I ever post in.

[Fathom Zero]

When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

I give them a thumbs up, based on my (very very) limited experience. The ones I got tasted like shit and I'm told that's a common thing. I suppose it would have to.

Just don't eat anything stupid.

[HickMan]

EXCLUSIVELY

[kahljorn]

ive taken them before but never really gotten really fucked up ;/ but it put me in an amazing mood and i had some minor hallucinations

[HickMan]

I either hear stories like yours, kahl, or ones that are the polar opposite. A buddy of mine took them for the first time and tripped balls for 17 hours straight. Now, I'm down for a good time, but 17 hours is a little excessive.

I'd like to find a happy middle-gound. Like the kind Bill Hicks took and got to speak to aliens.

[kahljorn]

if you want to talk to aliens smoke some dmt :lol

i dont really know how he tripped 17 hours :( he must've taken a lot or eaten some grapefruit with it or some shit

[HickMan]

Yeah I'm pretty sure he took a hefty dosage. Oh well, I guess the only way to find out is try it out myself! I'll let you faggots know how it goes here in about nine months.

[kahljorn]

good luck with your baby

[HickMan]

"like"

[Kitsa]

It's shaped like a puffball in its mushroomy stage, but doesn't have spikes like one. I have no idea wtf it is but I'd advise against tasting it, unidentified mushrooms scare the shit out of me.

[executioneer]

When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?
i had two (basically) good experiences

my cousin had one good experience and one where he had a psychotic break and had to go to a mental hospital for a few weeks

[Tadao]

I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3517/002wbe.jpg

Put it next to your cleavage and I'll tell you what species of mushroom that is.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm working for the cash machine. Fuck this bullshit. >:

[Tadao]

HAHAHAH FUCK YOU EAST COAST! WESTSIDE FOR LIFE NIGGAS!

[Tadao]

I hope Babs shitty little trailer house fell off of its blocks and rolled into a gas line and then blew up and then he lives but suffers from 3rd degree burns all over his body and then his girlfriend puts a bullet in his head because fuck that guy.

[Tadao]

"IF THE EARTHQUAKE DON'T GETCHA THEN THE HURRICANE WILL"

Jerry Garcia - R.I.P.

[Guitar Woman]

blah blah channel awesome what hath man wrought etc.
Linkara is basically awful, yes. So's every other contributor to that place.

I've laughed at a select few Nostalgia Critic videos, but that was a while ago.

[Rongi]

I woke up this afternoon to my bed being shook around

Man fuck you, earthquake. Can't a brother sleep in once in a while?

[Fathom Zero]

I'm homeless.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowonbdbTr1qbsziao1_500.gif

[Tadao]

seriously? have you googled shelters for your area yet?

[Sam]

ANOTHER WOMTI, DEAR FUCKING LORD SAVE US.

[Zomboid]

I'm sure his mom knows several respectable men in the area who'll give at least her shelter for the evening, so long as she brings a bottle of Jim Beam and an overnight bag.

[kahljorn]

you can always join the circus

:/

[Rongi]

Start listening to Discharge and sew patches all over your clothes. Also get a dog with rope leash

[Sam]

Mug Rongi

[Fathom Zero]

seriously? have you googled shelters for your area yet?

I exaggerated slightly. We are about a month away from being homeless. I'm looking into things and we have some good friends that we haven't asked yet, but would be more than willing to help us out.

I was supposed to go to school, but that doesn't look like it's going to pan out this semester. My mum's fiance skipped out on her and she's in a situation where that is really really inadequate, so we're gonna stick here in this apartment as long as we can. But even if I have a 40+ hour a week job, we can't afford to live here, nor can we really move.

My mum is trying her ass off to get a multi-thousand dollar promotion at work right now, so things are in limbo. She's one of five people being considered and easily the most qualified, but someone in a position of power at her job is trying to exert some force against her. It's really fucking pathetic. Moreover, she drives an hour and a half to work, so it's killing us. In the meantime, my grandparents are helping us out a bit and I've been selling some of my shit that I don't want anymore. I have too many things, anyway.

Srsly, the world is fucked. People can't afford to live anymore, if they were ever able to begin with.

Forgive me if I'm not online in the near future - the cable/internet package is going to get nixed.

[k0k0]

Hope things work out fathom. I was homeless at pretty recently for about 6 months and it's no fun. Do whatever you can do to keep from getting to that point though, because once you're homeless, it's hard to get out of it.