I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

ALSO CAEKS WAS A MUCH BETTER WEBSITE THEN YOUR WEBSITE MILHOUSE JUST FYI

[Esuohlim]

CAEKS WAS, ESSENTIALLY, NOTHING BUT A MESSAGE BOARD :( :( :(

[Sam]

THERE WERE TWO HILARIOUS ARTICLES. >:

AND A MESSAGE BOARD.

BUT IT WAS STILL BETTER.

Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

[Sam]

Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

I'm sorry I didn't really mean that I'm just jealous is all. :tear

[Seven Force]

I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

[Esuohlim]

I actually agree with you a little, Sam. A lot of the stuff, especially the early stuff, was kind of painful for me to read over again :(

BUT NOW, OHOHOHO, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE WITH THIS NEW SITE IT'LL BE BIG >:

[Sam]

I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

WOW THAT IS REALLY INTERESTING GUITAR WOMAN HOW INTERESTING PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THIS INTERESTING SUBJECT OF INTEREST. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Well since you asked...

Ranma Saotome is the son of Genma and Nodoka Saotome and, obviously, the main character in the series (hence the name, Ranma ½).

Ranma was taken from his home at an early age by his father, and journeyed with him on a decade-long training trip to perfect his martial arts. Along the way, he encountered many things, and many people, much of which is later revealed as the series moves on.

When Ranma was young, he befriended a girl named Ukyo Kuonji, though he didn't know she was a girl, the daughter of a travelling okonomiyaki chef and martial artist. Genma engaged Ranma to Ukyo in exchange for the vendor's cart of her father, but he abandoned Ukyo by the side of the road and ran off with the cart, never telling Ranma about the engagement or correcting him Ukyo's real gender.

Later on, when Ranma neared the end of his training trip, Genma took him to a training ground in China named Jusenkyo. This place, however, was a training ground that no one used anymore because each of the springs that were there were cursed, and falling into them would turn you into whatever drowned there and cursed the spring before. Not knowing this, Genma led Ranma to the ground and attempted to train with him atop the bamboo poles which jutted up out of the pools. When Ranma knocked Genma into Shonmaoniichuan, or the Spring of Drowned Panda, Ranma was surprised to find that instead of his father, a panda climbed out of the pool and prepared to fight Ranma. As a result Genma, now cursed, was able to hit Ranma into another of the cursed pools. Ranma was knocked into Nyannichuan (NiángnÃ*quán 娘溺泉), or the Spring of Drowned Girl. Thus he turns into a girl with cold water, which is only reversible through hot water.

Before this incident, Genma had made a certain arrangement with his friend Soun Tendo. The arrangement was that Ranma would marry one of Soun's daughters, and carry on the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.

Although Ranma was half-man, Soun engaged him to his youngest daughter Akane Tendo. Although unwilling to be engaged to Akane at first, Ranma later develops feelings for her.

Ranma and Genma had then moved into the Tendo dojo. Many events happen to Ranma, and has endured, among other things, Amazons, old rivals, Dojo destroyers, and even evil demons. Ranma has also received male suitors because of his female counterpart, such as Tatewaki Kuno.

Later on, Genma tells Ranma that if his mother finds out that he's half-man, she will kill them both. Therefore, Ranma always changes into a girl and is known as Ranko whenever she is around.

However, he later talks to his mother as a man (not revealing that he can change into a girl) and in order to show that he's manly (not a cross-dresser), he has to do several perverted things (mostly to do with Akane). However, these fail, so his mother tells him that she will return later on to see his 'manliness'.

Ranma has not yet found a cure for this ability to change into a girl.

[Esuohlim]

I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx

[MarioRPG]

I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx
Psh, like any one here has money.

[Sethomas]

Esuohlim I think you should look into financial aid for struggling humor websites, I don't know where to look for those but I'm sure they exist! You could try a search engine those can be pretty helpful, the best one around is Google (www.google.com).

[Terra]

Well I'll donate it back Milhouse, and then some because that's the type of NICE FUCKING PERSON I AM!

Really, I'll donate. Obviously your g/f is sick and tired of financing your sorry ass.

[ArrowX]

I'll walk all the way to milhouses place and give him 5 dollars!

[Esuohlim]

OK thanks actually just use this link it'll be easier:

http://www.paypal.com/account?=esuohlim (http://www.freewebs.com/kickasshorrorreviews/Ladies-3.jpg)

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I almost have 9k posts :(

[Jeff The Ninja]

Man, I wish I had a site of my own.

[Jixby Phillips]

we don't!

[ArrowX]

I'd have like 4000 by now if SOMEONE hadn't banned my original account >:

EDIT: to milhouse
but 5 dollars canadian passed to an american via paypal would end up like 2.50 I was more just going to give you a pice of blue paper with Sir Wilfred Laurier on one side and a group of children engaging in various wintersport on the other.

[Sethomas]

Canadians have the most fucked up porn.

[ArrowX]

Do we look Yellow, have squinty eyes, 2 inch penises, and are an average of 5'1?

[Seven Force]

Shut up you fucking squinter!

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Maher.jpg

[Seven Force]

Running in a crowd
In a faceless town
I need to feel the touch of a friend
In the countryside
I wonder far and wide
The isolation gets me again

I don't know where to go
When I feel like crying
Oh my

Its time to open myself
Do something new
And stop- and grow up a bit

Then suddenly my power and confidence
Swelling up
Magicly erupt
And its all because kindness
That I feel from people I don't even know
Then suddenly my intuition and my wisdom grow
And then I know
That most of all I sense compassions
Weild into strangers
Wherever I go
Thank you for waking me up

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I like icecream.

[Seven Force]

Do you want a spirit gun up your ass?

[sadie]

if anyone needs to shut up, it's definitely sevenforce.

[Seven Force]

Why?

[sadie]

check the last few pages of this thread.

[Seven Force]

Oh yeah. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I live 304 miles away from Hickman.

[Esuohlim]

I probably live mere blocks away from kellychaos :(

[xbxDaniel]

:(

[Esuohlim]

Holy crap I didn't know the "Who's Online" down there was clickable.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewonline.php

Hardly a stunning or interesting discovery, but I never noticed before. :/

[Red Machine D]

Hay guys whats going on in this chat room

[Emu]

Holy crap I didn't know the "Who's Online" down there was clickable.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewonline.php

Hardly a stunning or interesting discovery, but I never noticed before. :/

Now I can keep tabs on you all >:

[MarioRPG]

It doesn't really need to be clickable. But hey, another thing to click. Score!

[Esuohlim]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6811/wtftw6kz.png

I bet it says that a lot :(

[ItalianStereotype]

on another note, I like seven force's new sig.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Me too, it makes me smile.

[Esuohlim]

lol the Red Wings are out of the playoffs and every fag I know is mad

they're all like "BUAHUHARHAUHRARARHAUHRA" it's sweet

[Red Machine D]

Red Wings lost? Sweet.

[MarioRPG]

It's fun because the flames lost also. So everyone here is all mad and I'm all "hah, pay up."

[liquidstatik]

http://xd4.xanga.com/74a83b16c474844023245/z11739622.jpg

It's where im moving in a month or so. :o

[Esuohlim]

What the hell is the english language coming to

[Terra]

Houstone?

[liquidstatik]

i didnt make the picturde. :o

[Terra]

"Picturde?"

[liquidstatik]

>:

[Esuohlim]

Yeah really shut up Terra.

[Esuohlim]

The newest registered user is: Milhouse

Oh come on >:

[xbxDaniel]

I may actually donate to your site Esuohlim.

[Esuohlim]

:eek :eek :eek

[MetalMilitia]

The problem with you site is that the URL is a word with doesn't exist and is hard to spell, making it much more difficult for people to remember.

[Emu]

It's just Milhouse backwards, you fuckwad.

[Esuohlim]

Metalmilitia sort of has a point though :( But everything I really wanted was taken (milhouse, ihateinternet, hateyouinternet, hateuinternet) and between "esuohlim" and "milhousebackwards" i settled with esuohlim. :(

In hindsight I probably should have picked milhousebackwards but I'm relatively happy with it anyway >:

[MetalMilitia]

It's just Milhouse backwards, you fuckwad.

Yes, I am aware of that, but so what? Just because something is a word spelt backwards it doesn't make it a word. draobyek for example, would be hard to remember and spell for most people dispite it simply being keyboard in reverse.

[Esuohlim]

I'll deal with this matter when my site becomes a huge internet phenomenon but until then it's the least of my concerns.

The joke here is that I'll never have to worry about it. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Yes, I am aware of that, but so what? Just because something is a word spelt backwards it doesn't make it a word

Did you write your dissertation on this phenomenon, champ?

[MarioRPG]

Milhousebackwards would've been great.

But hey, what ever floats your boat.

[sadie]

I'll deal with this matter when my site becomes a huge internet phenomenon
once it becomes a "huge internet phenomenon," everyone will know how to spell "esuohlim" already. :eek

[BlueOatmeal]

Illusion has relased another 3D H-Game. Its called RapeLay. I can't read any foreign scribble so I have no idea what its about. I'm sure it has something to do with rape though.

[Esuohlim]

Hey, what the hell is this?

http://vampirefreaks.com/u/Esuohlim

I thought at first it was a coincidence but then I saw I-Mockery links near the bottom of the page >:

[Emu]

i think it was Lunlun guys

[liquidstatik]

haha. vampire freaks. :(

[Moobs]

womti :haha May 02, 2006, 07:20:pm
that was my name on the i-mockery forums. a horrible place.

Mood:bored
Music:none

:rolleyes

[Emu]

Wait, a horrible place, but he was gay enough to steal Milhouse's name?

[Emu]

Haha, there are some gems on his friends list.

woooow i just made an entry. go meeee. and i liked it. i want to do it again.

does anybody else find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressses up like a girl bunny?

Mood:orbiting the moon with a greggs sausgae roll
Music:my teeth chattering with the cold.

[Chojin]

I think he did me too on there - He linked me to vampirefreaks.com once but I just ignored it.

[executioneer]

yeah going from i-mockery to vampirefreaks, way to trade up womti :rolleyes

[Sam]

[19:53] Switch Dingo: YOU LOVE FAT WOMEN
[19:53] F99Cloud: NO
[19:53] F99Cloud: MAYBE
[19:53] F99Cloud: NO
[19:55] Switch Dingo: YES
[19:55] Switch Dingo: PUB TOLD ME
[19:55] F99Cloud: NOoooooo :(
[19:55] Switch Dingo: YEssssss :(
[19:55] F99Cloud: no
[19:56] F99Cloud: GW isn't fat, and I sorta like her.
[19:56] F99Cloud: YOURE not fat.
[19:56] F99Cloud: my dick isnt fat
[19:56] Switch Dingo: WTF YOU LIKE GW
[19:56] F99Cloud: but its long
[19:56] Switch Dingo: YOU
[19:56] Switch Dingo: LIKE GW
[19:56] F99Cloud: yeah
[19:56] Switch Dingo: HAVE YOU SEEN A PICTURE OF HER
[19:56] F99Cloud: YES
[19:56] Switch Dingo: BESIDES THE ONE I SHOWED YOU
[19:56] F99Cloud: no
[19:56] F99Cloud: Wait, the ghost
[19:57] F99Cloud: I know what she looks like
[19:57] Switch Dingo: NOT THE GHOST
[19:57] Switch Dingo: EVEN THOUGH IT IS SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE
[19:57] F99Cloud: I KNOW NOT THE GHOST
[19:57] F99Cloud: THE ONE WHERE SHE IS GRINING AT THE CAMERA
[19:57] Switch Dingo: UGH
[19:57] Switch Dingo: YOU SHOULD ASK HER FOR ANOTHER PICTURE
[19:58] Switch Dingo: AND TELL HER THAT YOU WILL TOUCH YOURSELF
[19:58] Switch Dingo: WHILE YOU LOOK AT IT
[19:58] Switch Dingo: she'll like that
[19:58] F99Cloud: She probably blocked me.
[19:58] F99Cloud: :(
[19:59] Switch Dingo: ME TOO
[20:01] F99Cloud: It's kinda too bad, because I kinda think she's ok. She just needs to stop showing off and being a ditz on the forums. :/
[20:02] F99Cloud: And fix her face a little bit.
[20:03] Switch Dingo: WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER
[20:03] Switch Dingo: AM I RIGHT
[20:03] F99Cloud: That could work.
[20:03] Switch Dingo: I AM GOING TO POST THIS
[20:03] Switch Dingo: *POSTED*

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/d321aff5.jpg

[Esuohlim]

lol

[Sethomas]

I posted in a former Mocker's livejournal (that of Feueraffe) and livejournal told me "Comment Posted Successfully".

That just caused me all kinds of joy, because I feel like that's the first thing I've done successfully in my life.

[camacazio]

You got that avatar thingy to spin.

[Sethomas]

I think that when I was making that avatar, I was procrastinating on studying for a calculus exam that I ultimately bombed. Big surprise.

I'm going to go make some coffee. I don't care if it's a quarter 'til four. I fucking like my coffee.

[Sethomas]

COFFEE UPDATE: I selected Kenyan AA beans, medium roast, and finely ground them for use in a French press. Upon cooling, I will drink.

[Sethomas]

Oh man that was good coffee.

I think maybe I'll make some more. I'd make Irish coffee, but I'm totally out of sugar and it's awkard with just the Irish Cream and no sugar.

I just decided moments ago that I am going to expand my horizons and get breakfast from Burger King. I've been eating a great deal at Arby's, but I think this will be a step in a positive direction. Maybe Burger King won't have as great of a breakfast as Arby's, maybe it's prices will be less reasonable, but at this point in my life I think I need to make the most of the possibilities at hand.

If you think that this belongs in the Ska forum then you do not respect me.

[Sethomas]

After having driven to Burger King and had a good enough breakfast, I just thought I'd follow through that if you do not recognize that place wherein we discuss food as the Ska forum, I do not respect you.

[MarioRPG]

They sell breakfast there? Nice.

[ziggytrix]

you mean they aren't running those wonderfully creepy WAKE UP WITH THE KING commercials where you are?

how sad. :(

[Sethomas]

Sharing a bed with a masked fast food regent is, at best, awkward. But I'd certainly argue that McDonalds referencing a coital act with one of their sandwiches falls far lower.

Historians are going to look at these posts and determine that my consistently improper use of conjunctions is a sign of mental disjuncture.

[sadie]

you are such a rebel.

[Sethomas]

Salty Sadie I was hoping of all people you would understand me.

[sadie]

i was commiserating, dearie. 'cause i do. see?

[sadie]

okay. so the real deal is once you know the rules you can feel free to break them. grow up. and lose the guilt.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/hellointernet.jpg

HELLO INTERNET!

[Guitar Woman]

haha, VGcats :(

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bantheinternet2.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Damn! Quick, he's gonna ban THE INTERNET!

[Moobs]

Chojin fought the internet and, he won :(

200th post :D....

[Emu]

Chojin, is that really a VGcats poster :(

[MLE]

they sent him two

[glowbelly]

i request that you unban mister fart immediately

[MLE]

uh didn't he stalk you? ;<

[executioneer]

how can he stalk anyone from australia :(

[GADZOOKS]

That was Fartin Mowler who stalked people.

UN BAN MISTER FART FOR '06

[sadie]

i'm in agreement with the unbanning of mrfart proposal.

[Esuohlim]

Thirded >:

[Chojin]

Chojin, is that really a VGcats poster :(
si
i request that you unban mister fart immediately
UN BAN MISTER FART FOR '06
i'm in agreement with the unbanning of mrfart proposal.
Thirded >:
ok.

[camacazio]

Why was Capn Crunch banned?

[Esuohlim]

The infamous Dilbert porn incident :eek

[camacazio]

oh right

[Emu]

he kinda sucked, too

[Sethomas]

He balanced a pumpkin on his penis!

[Sethomas]

Pub sent me an email last week to an account I rarely check, and he wanted to know how to say in Latin "The pants I'm wearing are blue". So, I told him in typical long-winded fashion yesterday. I hope I wasn't too late! I haven't seen him online since then, I hope he's okay.

I explained to him different classical versus medieval/ecclesiastical ways to express "the pants I'm wearing are blue", or something along those lines. But I forgot to tell him all about the variances in pronunciation. Oh well, I guess.

[Emu]

I bought Shaun of the Dead and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life on DVD for 10 bucks each from Best Buy http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif

[Moobs]

xbxDaniel it was my birthday and you didn't make me a birthday card :(

[MarioRPG]

I bought Shaun of the Dead and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life on DVD for 10 bucks each from Best Buy http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif
Not too shabby.

[xbxDaniel]

xbxDaniel it was my birthday and you didn't make me a birthday card :(


Dear Moobs:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/P1010404.jpg




http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/MoobsBday1.jpg

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey Xbx, just thought I'd say that I got AIM, and I added you there if you want to chat.

[liquidstatik]

Man, I got so fuucked last night. HOW WASA YOU GUYS?

[Sam]

Now you are going to be all paranoid about getting the Aids. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

fucked as in intoxicated. :x

[Sam]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

Remember our awsome website. :(

I miss it.

[liquidstatik]

As do I. It didn't last long, did it? :(

I forgot why it even went down. :x

[Sam]

ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS ONE DAY IT WAS THERE.

THE NEXT DAY IT WAS GONE.

[liquidstatik]

My new site is up. It's not a funny site, it's my blog. But still. :(

http://digitaldiction.net/rescribe :O

[Sam]

Is that the one that kept getting hacked?

[liquidstatik]

lol yeah, i had to move to a new server. my old host blamed me for hacking my own site. :/

[Esuohlim]

I know how to get a .com site for less than $10 for the first year pm for details :shiftyeyes

[maggiekarp]

Family Guy was pretty good tonight but I didn't like how they dissed I <3 Huckabees :(

[Jixby Phillips]

mister fart doesnt post anywhere anymore :(

[Terra]

Farty just might if I e-mail him and beg him to!

[GADZOOKS]

not that fart you twerp

[Esuohlim]

Seriously, Terra.

Seriously.

[Fathom Zero]

The last survivor of the Titanic disaster died.

[liquidstatik]

lol

[liquidstatik]

i just ate a hot dog. :D

[Esuohlim]

Me too!

[liquidstatik]

nu uh, really??

[MetalMilitia]

wosh me too

[Esuohlim]

Yeah! A Ball Park brand Bun-Sized Beef frankfurter with mustard :yum

[liquidstatik]

Well, I can't afford those. I ate Brooksheir's brand with white bread and hunts ketchup.

I ran out of mustard, so it wasn't the same. :(

[Fathom Zero]

One of my friends on another message board died last Friday from a stray bullet during a driveby. Stretcherr will be missed.

[MetalMilitia]

I understand how you must feel, there is still a FartinMolar shaped hole in my heart :tear RIP never forget

[Moobs]

I miss the presence of Publover :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I miss Helm :(

[MetalMilitia]

yeah but the difference is those guys didn't die with the possible exception of PubLover.

[Sethomas]

Nah, Pub's alright as of a blog entry this past weekend.

[Emu]

Speaking of thread backups, I can't believe the Boston and Shaun threads haven't been backed up yet.

[Seven Force]

I'm talking to Pub NOW, actually.

He keeps on asking me for nude pics. :(

[Terra]

Your back! Where have you been???

[Seven Force]

Shut up, idiot.

[Sam]

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

I miss the presence of Publover :(

I DON'T. Nothing against him personally but he brings alot of trash into this thread. He's an allright guy BY HIMSELF.

That last survivor of the titanic made me miss Mr. Misinformation.

[Seven Force]

You don't really bring a lot to the table yourself.

[Jixby Phillips]

I am shocked and appalled that YOU of all people would say that

GADZOOKS IS BETTER THAN ALL YALL YOUY FUCKING CREEP

[Seven Force]

Yeah it's a good thing I don't really give a shit, huh?

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, GADZOOKS is pretty funny. :x

[Sam]

HEY GUYS DON'T BE FAGGOTS OKAY?

[GADZOOKS]

SEVENFORE YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS.

[Sam]

That is acceptable.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/bk-3337.gif

SEVENFORE!!!

[Seven Force]

This is what I meant.

[Jixby Phillips]

you are fucking retarded.

[Terra]

Shut up, idiot.

As you wish.

[GADZOOKS]

Sevenforceincusa, that wasn't funny!

[Seven Force]

:lol you guys

[liquidstatik]

Hey sevenforce, I didn't realize your aim was FF9 Cloud! :o


Stop IMing me.


Thanks.

:o

[Jeff The Ninja]

Can I IM you.

[liquidstatik]

no

[liquidstatik]

F99Cloud (12:26:20 AM): How was the concert. :P
F99Cloud (12:26:36 AM): ???
F99Cloud (12:33:27 AM): Buddy, it was a joke. :o
F99Cloud (12:40:58 AM): Hey, seriously.
F99Cloud (12:41:20 AM): I was fucking around with you people.
this horse noise (12:41:29 AM): lol wut?
F99Cloud (12:41:48 AM): I don't really think GADZOOKS isn't funny. :P
this horse noise (12:42:03 AM): i don't like him? :x
F99Cloud (12:42:18 AM): i don't know?
this horse noise (12:42:19 AM): THAT SHOULD BE A PERIOD NOT A QUESTION
F99Cloud (12:42:47 AM): damn, you guys acted like I shit on your mothers grave or somethin
this horse noise (12:43:15 AM): i was testing you, i just wanted to see if you really hate gadzooks cause i do and i wanted you in my club, duh
F99Cloud (12:43:35 AM): well you thought WRONG
this horse noise (12:43:42 AM): but it's too late now
F99Cloud (12:43:50 AM): That's right
F99Cloud (12:43:59 AM): It's hammer time
this horse noise (12:44:04 AM): jk he's a wonderful guy STOP IMING ME. :x
F99Cloud (12:44:23 AM): So you really dont want me to talk to you
F99Cloud (12:44:27 AM): ?
this horse noise (12:44:39 AM): I think you're dumb.
this horse noise (12:44:41 AM): NO OFFENSE OF COURSE.
F99Cloud (12:44:59 AM): Well what about before?
F99Cloud (12:45:22 AM): I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL ;_;
this horse noise (12:45:32 AM): IT COULD NEVER LAST :X
this horse noise (12:45:35 AM): so stop trying.
F99Cloud signed off at 12:45:37 AM.

lol embarrassment

[Terra]

This imming shit is way out of control. >:

[liquidstatik]

Don't try anything, Terra. >:

[Terra]

No Houstone yet? No. I'm not about to do this shit. >:

[Esuohlim]

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK TERRA I WILL MURDER YOU

[Esuohlim]

Some jerk sold me a defective CD on Amazon I am getting my money back >:

[Terra]

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK TERRA I WILL MURDER YOU

OH STAND THE FUCK IN LINE, ASSHOLE! RIGHT BEHIND SAM!! I HAVE PEOPLE THAT WANT ME DEAD AND I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH YOUR DRIBBLE MR PISSYPANTS!!!

btw, sorry about that amazon thing. I have a wonderful attorney that just served amazon dot com

[BlueOatmeal]

I just beat Metal Gear Solid The Twin Snakes again. That game is awesome!

[MetalMilitia]

sevenforce is such a suckup. and now he's the big man about town with his gay website he think's he's jack the biscuit >:

[Terra]

That reminds me of that song "Mac the Knife."

[Guitar Woman]

I just beat Metal Gear Solid The Twin Snakes again. That game is awesome!
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE HAVEN'T YOU

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.blupblup.com/nath/stuff/kitty.jpg

[Emu]

I only have one more final and it's in my best class, fags[/code]

[liquidstatik]

I have to get 12 hours of studying in before this friday so I can take my GED. :(

Yeah, cause I sucked at going to school. :(

[liquidstatik]

I remember back when we had the I-MOCK Chatroom on AIM. That was kind of fun. :(


Oh, and the MAME games were fun, also.

[MarioRPG]

GW posted a picture I laughed at! What is the world coming to?

[liquidstatik]

Hey guys, I'm going to take a shower.

I'll be right back, okay?

OKAY?

[Guitar Woman]

hey someone talk to me on aim :(

[liquidstatik]

My roomate buys the shittiest towels. So, after drying off for about 10 minutes, im still soaking fucking wet. >:

[BlueOatmeal]

I just beat Metal Gear Solid The Twin Snakes again. That game is awesome!
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE HAVEN'T YOU

GET OUT OF MY MIND!

[MetalMilitia]

My roomate buys the shittiest towels. So, after drying off for about 10 minutes, im still soaking fucking wet. >:

I bought one and whenever I use it it covers me, and the bathroom in a thin layer of black fluff :eek

[Esuohlim]

Gross. I use big fluffy awesome towels. :(

[camacazio]

I have a headache.

[Esuohlim]

Take pills hope this helps

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Just don't take Tylenal #3 by mistake, or you'll be better off taking rat poison.

[MetalMilitia]

Gross. I use big fluffy awesome towels. :(

isn't this when sevenforce comes in and asks us all if we all want to go and get high :o

[GADZOOKS]

The Spurs are losing.

This is unbelieveable.

[liquidstatik]

I don't watch sports. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm still waiting for the NFL to start back up.

[BlueOatmeal]

I hope the Lakers die. >:

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys let's stop this stop this sport talk k.

[camacazio]

yo yo what's the haps man

[liquidstatik]

wudit do jus chillin

[MarioRPG]

Not much goin up in here dawg.

[Moobs]

I had a nosebleed and it kept on gushing out all over my hands and i went to the bathroom and it went all over the walls and on the mirror and i thought i was gonna die :x

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah well I started playing GTA San Andreas again :(

[Chojin]

http://www.elpn.com/iane/graphics/exorbarf.jpg

AN EXPLOSIVE NEW PAGE

[liquidstatik]

reeeeeeeeeeemix

[Sam]

Harry Potter can pull a baseball bat out of thin air, right? With his wand he can be all like "Basebattio Appearo"! And then he can smash Voldemort in his stupid face! Hahaha!

I beleive the proper way to cast that spell would be "Accio Baseball Bat." :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I didn't write it. :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah Sam well why don't you try writing something funny. >:

I've got two other people writing already and maybe even Jeff the Ninja if he does something or is even that good at writing but we'll see if he ever gets off his fat ass and tries. :(

[HickMan]

Hey guys what's new?

[Misdemonar]

The sky, HahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[liquidstatik]

hey milhouse if i become funny sometime soon can i write for your site? :x

[Esuohlim]

Anything for you, studmuffin :eek

[The Retro Kat]

I only have one more final then im going to drink myself retarded. Sound like a plan, guyz?

[HickMan]

gosh you're such a college student!

http://www.schev.edu/images/studentOnFloor.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

:x

http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Bearsm.jpg http://www.zoobileezoo.com/billbsm.jpg
http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Benvsm.jpg http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Lionsm.jpg
http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Foxsm.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Those would be great avatars if they weren't making me cry. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

HOLY SHIT ZOOBILEE ZOO :eek

[Emu]

I hope nobody else has taken this one. :(

[MetalMilitia]

the one at the bottom has got to be on the sex offenders list :x

[Esuohlim]

I hope nobody else has taken this one. :(

Haha that would've been my first choice too :(

[HickMan]

What's the black guy supposed to be? Don't say a monkey >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I only have one more final then im going to drink myself retarded. Sound like a plan, guyz?
Do you think you can outsmart a bullet??? HUH!?!?

[BlueOatmeal]

What show where those charaters on? I fucking remeber watching it but I just can't remember the name.

[Jixby Phillips]

Blue Oatmeal i forgot which thread you asked me about the quality of the achewood comics but they were very good and I thank you very much!

[Jixby Phillips]

the show those characters were from was called "smoking is bad" i think

[BlueOatmeal]

Blue Oatmeal i forgot which thread you asked me about the quality of the achewood comics but they were very good and I thank you very much!

Awesome. I'm glad you liked 'em.

[Esuohlim]

Man why am I still awake? :(

[Esuohlim]

Usually at this hour there's Pub Lover to talk to http://www.popnko.com/imock/winksad.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://cache.boston.com/images/daily/23/kirk_jones.jpg

[camacazio]

Woah a dracula movie is on the sci-fi channel with the Matrix guy as Jonathan harper

[camacazio]

WTF U CANT SEE HIS REFLCETION

[liquidstatik]

He must be a mummy :rolleyes

[lunlun]

ive seen publover at the nintendo barkpark hehe

[Seven Force]

fuck off

[Emu]

lunlun's back :)

[sadie]

http://wb669714.bahnhofbredband.se/bilder/jesusloves.png

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes (http://vampirefreaks.com/group_profile.php?u=Esuohlim&c=Milhouse) @ Womti

[Moobs]

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/45/cultban4fa.jpg

[liquidstatik]

lol im watching office space. :D

[MarioRPG]

Hey, I just got back from visiting Pennsylvania. It was mildy entertaining.

[liquidstatik]

WONDERFUL

[Sam]

GUYS I MADE THIS PICTURE OF GUITAR WOMAN AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/stubpiud.jpg

[Esuohlim]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

hahahaha, nice. :x

[Esuohlim]

Seven Force probably whipped his d*ck out anyway :x

[Guitar Woman]

Sam I must say I am generally offended!

[MetalMilitia]

Someone dicked the forum hard in the face yesterday. Now I need to spend the whole of today on it to make up for lost time :(

[Terra]

we'll be sure to give you plenty of time before we get in and post

[Esuohlim]

I wait for nobody post post post

[lunlun]

lunlun's back :)

i wasnt gone.. i just hadnt important things to tell

[Terra]

Hi lunlun!

[RaNkeri]

Holy fuck! The forums are up! :eek

[Emu]

yeah thanks for ruining it, jerk

[Terra]

Holy fuck! The forums are up! :eek

now that you had some down time, did you ever figure out that little problem of yours over in loveline?

[RaNkeri]

I missed you too Emo

Let's never break up again. :love

[Emu]

:hug

[Terra]

here's your reply rankeri now the next one will be in the food forum