I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[WhiteRat]

I'm going to Iraq!

What out for those car bombs, school shootings,and terrorist arracks every 2 minuits.

Really? I thought that the terrorist arracks were nothing to worry about. Thanks for the advice!

[ArrowX]

I found jesus, fuckin skeletons and shit in my basement.

I'm gonna sell him on ebay

[kahljorn]

actually i still have pretty mily solid sperm iaccount it to my rather large balls.

[MarioRPG]

Guys, it's december and it's 13 celcius here what the fuck.

[Esuohlim]

Crap I don't know metrics :(

But I walked around outside last night and it felt like a goddamned summer evening >:

I bet it's colder where Pub is >:

[kahljorn]

last year and so far this year has been completely clear sunny skies. Nice, warm 70-85 degree weather. It's weird.

[Emu]

global warming :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

AMERICAS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU >: >: >:

[Pub Lover]

I bet it's colder where Pub is >:
Guys, it's summer here! :eek

It's 32C right now.


Haha @ this conversation again

[liquidstatik]

i dont know metric, either
but it feels prety good outside ;o
i can walk around in my wife-beater all day and night :D

[Pub Lover]

We only use metric because you don't know it. :(


That's the joke. ;(

[liquidstatik]

lol ;<

i've been so bored the last few days ;_;

[Pub Lover]

If you're not going to fuck sluts, you have to put up with being bored.

[liquidstatik]

:x

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:yum

[Pub Lover]

:orgasm

[liquidstatik]

So, I got a crack for Super Collapse 3, and this is the funnest game ever >:

[Pub Lover]

Looks like tetris?

[liquidstatik]

yeah but you make 'em blow up n' shitt :X

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.million-bush.com/artworks/millionbush_skinhead-bush.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Now give him a goatie.

[liquidstatik]

http://dannytatom.com/etc/GW.gif

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, EVIL! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha :x

[MarioRPG]

http://dannytatom.com/etc/GW.gif
He must've used that hair coloring formuler.

[Pub Lover]

...coloring formuler.

:lol

Colouring formula. ;(

[liquidstatik]

lol ;o

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Rongi]

RUINED

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

YOU DROPPED THAT LIKE A BAD HABBIT

look at my sexy desktop ;o
http://dannytatom.com/desktop.gif

[Rongi]

i like it!

[Pub Lover]

i am reporting this thread to the authorities because it has a penis in it i hope this thread gets SHUT DOWN

[xbxDaniel]

http://dannytatom.com/etc/GW.gif
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris/halloween_mask_10042004/wwf_stone_cold_tf9838_morm.jpg
:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[noob3]

so whos up for some sierra mist

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[noob3]

did u take my siera mist free

[noob3]

lol yeah cuz its free dude

[noob3]

oh noob3 you're such a prankster

[Pub Lover]

http://dannytatom.com/etc/GW.gif

[noob3]

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/685/685161/superbowl-xl-ten-best-commercials-20060206001140211.jpg

[noob3]

http://static.flickr.com/10/12076231_97835198f2_m.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

I really need photoshop. Or talent.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/GWis.gif

[xbxDaniel]

I like Sprite with Grenadine.

[Pub Lover]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/GWis.gif
I was going to make that, then I doubted it's humour. :x

[xbxDaniel]

Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.

[xbxDaniel]

I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/GW.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.
What game is that?

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=9e9j39vb

[Pub Lover]

Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.
I doubt everything I post, but I try & wait until after I've hit submit to think about it.

[Pub Lover]

I remember Kings Of Chaos, a whole bunch of people from this board used to play, but it was really gay so AChimp tried to make a better one... :lol

[xbxDaniel]

Those guys on that chaos thing require you put in a case-sensitive word thing everytime you do anything.

And when I wanted to train my soldiers they gave me this:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/UncalledFor.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ ...xmcj/UncalledFor.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I really need photoshop. Or talent.
Talent is more important than fancy tools. ;(

[xbxDaniel]

Yah, but either one would be nice.

[Zomboid]

EVERYONE CLICK IT AND JOIN >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=3ep5w6y2

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[xbxDaniel]

God, my guys flee from everybody.

[Pub Lover]

I don't like games that I have to use calculators for, it's too much like work.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck calculators, i just click links and type in whatever number I think will work.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, & that's why you're losing.

Strategy games require the use of strategy. ;(

[xbxDaniel]

I wasted money on a big candle that costs 40,000.

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/GW.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

That seriously does look like an aged "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

[Pub Lover]

Who wouldn't?

[xbxDaniel]

yay! I won one

Battle Report


Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

27 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
0 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

15 of your trained soldiers receive weapons and 12 are weaponless

15 are given a Knife

None of your 0 untrained soldiers have weapons

0 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 15 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 10 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 398 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

exile565's forces counter-attack and inflict 71 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Knife

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 4.99


You defeated the enemy!

As exile565's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 139,146 gold from exile565!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.

[Pub Lover]

All joking aside, don't post that shit here, ok?

[MetalMilitia]

Is Achimp's online text-based-rts-whatchamacallit still around?

[Pub Lover]

Sort of. :lol

http://legions.flamewars.org/

[xbxDaniel]

I'm so signing up.

[MetalMilitia]

I had an account but I think it's been removed. :(

[xbxDaniel]

All the URL's don't work. :(

[Pub Lover]

AChimp did a reset everytime he updated the game because his hardcore users would use any bugs to cheat & then everyone would complain about cheating & forget that they were meant to be just testing...

AChimp was in the process of rewriting the code from scratch when he quit the whole thing completely, so now there isn't even the bones of a game to sign up to.

[Pub Lover]

Suncrafter posts a few times, and all he gets in reply is us bitching about his avatar being too big.

We're a bunch of fogies. :x

[MetalMilitia]

It is too big >:

[Pub Lover]

Of course it's too big! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I didn't say it wasn't too big! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm saying we're not the ones to tell him it's too big. :(

[Pub Lover]

OH MY GOSH! HE'S BREAKING THE RULES! :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

It's the internet equivalent of complaining about kids wearing hoodies & playing on our lawn. :eek

[xbxDaniel]

It does mess up how we see the boards though, with things all stretched out. :/

[xbxDaniel]

I don't feel compelled to call him out about it though, I'm sure some mod will come around and fix his pic for him.

[Pub Lover]

Yes, that is right. It misaligns the columns... until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.

Plus none of the threads that the new guy posted were worth replying to other than to chastise him for his avatar. Fogies.

[Pub Lover]

I don't feel compelled to call him out about it though, I'm sure some mod will come around and fix his pic for him.
Damn my long-winded & slow replying. :lol

[xbxDaniel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/GW.jpg

Is it just on my browser that the right side of the bubble is cut off?

[Pub Lover]

YES! :eek

[Pub Lover]

:sigh

[xbxDaniel]

I requested a title change.

[Pub Lover]

I requested a title change.
Yeah?

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah.

[Pub Lover]

Did you pay more money, or become cool with an admin?

[Terra]

Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

[Pub Lover]

Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??
Hello Terra. ;(

[Terra]

Wassup Pubie??? How you been??

[xbxDaniel]

I'm drowsy.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to bed.

[Pub Lover]

until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.
Well, Boogie & Chimp didn't do it. :(

[Terra]

Night night time for xbxdaniel!!

Night sweetie!

[Pub Lover]

Wassup Pubie??? How you been??
Yeah. ;(

Wassup wit chu & how have you been?

[Terra]

I *axed* yo first!

Actually I fine and getting ready to go overseas again. What's going on wit you?

[Pub Lover]

until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.
Well, Boogie & Chimp didn't do it. :(
But they're too busy with real lives to read every thread like a loser. :(

I vote for Emu to be made a board moderator. :)

He'll read all of it. :x

[Pub Lover]

What's going on wit you?
As I said, yeah. ;(

[Pub Lover]

...getting ready to go overseas...
Qatar again?

[liquidstatik]

hey guys :D

[liquidstatik]

my chest i fucking hurting ;<

[Lenor]

pub: 30000000000 post in an hour :rave

danny: whats up punk?

[Pub Lover]

pub: 30000000000 post in an hour :rave
Not in the least unusual. ;(

[Pub Lover]

my chest i fucking hurting ;<
What have you done now, buddy? :eek

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

I got a new job at this grocery store. I've been a little out-of-the-loop in terms of things going on in I-Mockery, lately. What's new with you?

[Sam]

Guys, my wood splitter has the power to split 16' logs. :/

[executioneer]

that's what SHE said padum bum

[Sam]

And Willie comes through with the game winning play!

THE CROWD GOES APESHIT.

[Lenor]

I :love willie .. he rocks! and is ultra sexy when he shaves ;)

[Pub Lover]

FUCK NO! >:

[Pub Lover]

WILLIE'S BEARD IS MEGA-AWESOME! >:

[Pub Lover]

DON'T BAD MOUTH WILLIE'S BEARD! >:

[Lenor]

pub: calm yourself.. haha

[Pub Lover]

I just get very angry when crazy lesbians say bad things about awesome beards. ;(

[Lenor]

crazy lezbian Thats HOT! :love

I never said his beard Looked bad at all! I just said he looked sexier when he shaved some of it off!

[Pub Lover]

crazy lezbian Thats HOT! :love
Well damn. :(

[Lenor]

:rock

[liquidstatik]

hey guys :O

[Pub Lover]

Hey Mister Tatom.

[liquidstatik]

i can't wait for christmas :x

[kahljorn]

i had an early christmas the day before yesterday and it was great :(

i got a marble rolling pin.

[liquidstatik]

idk what that is :X

so far all i know is they bought me a new cell phone :O

[Lenor]

ello' hows it there in arkansas?

Everyone just gives me lots of money and expensive choclate .. every grls dream ;)

[Lenor]

o0o0o.. Im buying myself an 2 others helio phones. Im Always getting lost, an im the only one with a cell, and it doenst have signal anywhere thats not a city :/

[liquidstatik]

its aalright hurr in arkansas, its boring ;<



yeah, i get money from everyone else. it's kinda lame, i miss opening lots of presents ;o

[Pub Lover]

HOORAY FOR MONEY! RIGHT GUYS? ;(

[liquidstatik]

i know, rite

im going to buy like cases of cigarettes :O

[Lenor]

Especially at strip clubs! you can get this lap dance here for free

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

;)

[Lenor]

U know it cutie!


So anyone doin anything for new years eve?

[liquidstatik]

nothing that i know ;<

i want to go to a happenin' party :X

[executioneer]

i'm gonna take my copy of 40-year-old virgin and cross out the 4 and write a 3 in it and then i'm gonnan superimpose my face over steve carrells when i watch it

[kahljorn]

Rolling pins are used to flatten the dough when you're making bread or cookies or something. ;(

[MetalMilitia]

also to chase mischevious children out of the kitchen.

[liquidstatik]

ahh, gotcha ;o
sounds fun i guess :x

im watchin that verizon video metalmillitia posted ;o

[Pub Lover]

Hooray for no rolling pin sex references! :D

[Pub Lover]

also to chase mischevious children out of the kitchen.
:lol


Child abuse. :D

[kahljorn]

its a marble rolling pin and weighs like 15 pounds so I could probably murder fat people with it.

it's supposed to flatten dough with no effort. NO EFFORT.
I also have one of those flashlights that is perpetual and runs on magnetics. I love stuff like that :(

[liquidstatik]

my cellphone has bluetooth :X

[Lenor]

willie: :love :love :love

I think most phones now all have bluetooth sweetie ;) ... I have infared on myn also, an its a MOTO RAZR :rave

can't wait till my helio!

[liquidstatik]

idk i just saw it on the box lol ;<

i wanted a razr :O!

[Lenor]

ill send u mine when I get my new one!

[Zomboid]

Yeah well I have one of the HOT NEW PHONES so you can suck my balls lenor

http://www.mobilegazette.com/images/sony-ericsson/sony-ericsson-w810-combo.jpg

[Lenor]

:/ :jelouse

[Pub Lover]

its a marble rolling pin and weighs like 15 pounds so I could probably murder fat people with it.
I really like that idea.

[Lenor]

Fat people need love too!!

[liquidstatik]

no they don't :(

[Pub Lover]

I love them as I crush their skulls.

[liquidstatik]

i don't have any smoke today ;<

[Lenor]

pub's going to kill all the fat people!

[MetalMilitia]

pub's going to kill all the fat people!

Along with his good buddy "heart attack".

[Pub Lover]

pub's going to kill all the fat people!
The one flaw in my plan is that I probably couldn't lift a 15 pound rolling pin. ;(

[noob3]

pub just wants to eat them, guys. he has this thing when it comes to eating people. (the thing is he kills them and eats them)

[Pub Lover]

You can't eat wild people, Noob3. ;(

That's a surefire way to get sick. :x


You have to breed and raise the stock in sanitary conditions. :)

[Lenor]

you cant lift 15 pounds? thats sad.

:puke on eating people

[xbxDaniel]

How many times have you used the puking emoticon now? Like thirty?

[Pub Lover]

you cant lift 15 pounds? thats sad.

How much is a pound in metric? :lol

[noob3]

how many times does it take to get her point across, man

[MetalMilitia]

she's e-anorexic.

[Pub Lover]

:puke on eating people
Oh come on. You eat animals.

People > animals

In every way!

[liquidstatik]

:O

[MetalMilitia]

Animals don't even understand ELECTRICITY :rolleyes :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

That's a damn lie! >:

[xbxDaniel]

I'm so hungry right now.

[liquidstatik]

Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says:
cool :eek
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Daaanny says:
LOL HE'S GONE NOW IM NO LONGER SCURRED :X
Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says:
:lol
Daaanny says:
:lol

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Damn! :eek

[xbxDaniel]

I refuse to be part of this

[liquidstatik]

finally :D

[Pub Lover]

[11:19] Liquid Statik: ftw
[11:20] Pub Lover: What are you winning now?
[11:20] Liquid Statik: huh? :(
[11:20] Liquid Statik: i dont win stuff :x
[11:20] Pub Lover: What does ftw mean then?
[11:21] Liquid Statik: wtf backwards i guess ;<
[11:22] Pub Lover: cool :eek
[11:22] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:22] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:22] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:23] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:23] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:23] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:23] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:24] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:24] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:24] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:24] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:24] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:24] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:25] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:25] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:25] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:25] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:25] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:26] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:26] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: :eek
[11:27] Pub Lover: whoops
[11:27] Liquid Statik: LOL HE'S GONE NOW IM NO LONGER SCURRED :X
[11:27] Pub Lover: :lol
[11:27] Liquid Statik: :lol

[Pub Lover]

Formatting takes time. ;(

[liquidstatik]

I STILL DONT GET HOW YOU GOT WINNING STUFF FROM FTW :X

[liquidstatik]

Formatting takes time. ;(

:lol

[xbxDaniel]

ftw = for the win :themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

Animals don't even understand ELECTRICITY :rolleyes :rolleyes
That's because they don't have thumbs. ;(

You don't know tasty until you've eaten a thumb. :eek

[liquidstatik]

MAYBE TAHTS WHAT I MEANT

[noob3]

hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"

[noob3]

and fuck you danny why dont you talk to me on msn bitch

[liquidstatik]

Sry, noob3

It's a misunderstanding, i didn't see your IM :O

[noob3]

its ok now that i am done crying i will forgive you

[Pub Lover]

That's a damn lie! >:
You think animals understand electricity?

[MetalMilitia]

Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.psymon.com/art/images/Electric_Eel.jpg
electric eel




lol

[GADZOOKS]

Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

[Pub Lover]

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"
:lol

[liquidstatik]

Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x

[Pub Lover]

Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.
Pretty useless really.

And they taste bad. :x

[Pub Lover]

Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x
Oh man, we think too much alike, I was going to post exactly that. :x

Stale. :(

[noob3]

oops says:
dude what the hell
oops says:
ur gona get banned dude
Daaanny says:
its an electric eel >:
oops says:
its a cock SHOOTING A LAZER

[liquidstatik]

it's an electric eel shooting a lazer :x

[Pub Lover]

If we turn to the next page then he can't be prosecuted.

This thread has a really short statute of limitations. :D

[liquidstatik]

this is the best thread on imockery ;<


hry up though, i dont wanna get in trouble!

[noob3]

:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit
:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit
:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit

[liquidstatik]

:erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic
:erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic
:erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic :erotic

[executioneer]

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

[Pub Lover]

Hey why don't you fuck your girlfriend a little better & you won't have to buy her a vibrator :(
I'm away at university for most of the week and she likes sex a hole bunch.
Pun. :lol

[GADZOOKS]

MY BOSS DIDN'T THINK SO DANNY, NOW IM GOING TO JAIL

[noob3]

hey in jail watch out for electric eels swimming up your asshole & then firing lazers

[liquidstatik]

http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/get%20out%20of%20jail%20free.jpg

quick show him that :X

[Pub Lover]

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI
Oh, I could totally lift that. :lol

[liquidstatik]

i can barely bench 50 lbs :/

[MetalMilitia]

Unlike the mockwars thread, this one is NSFW (Not Suitable For Wangs)

[Pub Lover]

:eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit
:eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit
:eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit :eroticvomit

[noob3]

i was benching a gmc tahoe & my arms fell off

[Pub Lover]

Tahoes are Chevrolet. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:lol

I know nothing about American car brands. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'll turn the page then...

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/DSC00279.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Now we just have to hope that no admins take an interest in this thread. :chatter

[GADZOOKS]

Nice Dog

I think I'll take it.

[Pub Lover]

He's a bit old, & he never makes his bed unasked. :(

[noob3]

he's gona eat your dog to avenge his korean half brother

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, Zomboid will be mad if that happens.

I was only looking after it. :(

[liquidstatik]

He's grown now, pub.

He can do things on his own :(

[Chojin]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[Chojin]

I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE THING AND THE TWO OF YOU, GET IN THE PADDYWAGON, WHERE WE WILL GO TO JAIL

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit!

BUSTED! ;(

[noob3]

finally i called like an hour ago

[Chojin]

BUT FIRST, WE WILL GO TO NOOB'S HOUSE, SO WE CAN REALLY SEE WHAT IS WHAT.

[Chojin]

http://www.psymon.com/art/images/Electric_Eel.jpg

DIS IS EVIDENCE

[liquidstatik]

F*CK

[noob3]

oh god dude put it back on the other page thx

[Chojin]

I AM DA LAW

[liquidstatik]

http://www.lclark.edu/~soan/alicia/NWA.JPG

F da law!

[Pub Lover]

I don't think trying to scare the man with black people is going to help our situation, danny. :(

[Chojin]

I'VE BEEN ON THE FORCE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS

[liquidstatik]

I'VE BEEN ON THE STREET FOR TWENTY

[liquidstatik]

BEING A THUG

NOT, LIKE, LIVING THERE

[GADZOOKS]

Could this page have any less dicks?

[noob3]

is that a threat

[Pub Lover]

Oh great, everyone was scared away. :(

Guys, it was a joke. Chojin isn't banning anyone. ;(

Even if he should. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'll turn the page then...

[Pub Lover]

http://www.lclark.edu/~soan/alicia/NWA.JPG

[xbxDaniel]

I was going to buy a wow card, but then realized that I'd never get on it.

[liquidstatik]

EDIT SEE EDIT 2 POSTS DOWN >:

[Pub Lover]

:eek