I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[camacazio]

What the hell man, I've known that for the longest time now. You must be stupid.

[Matt Harty]

The guy reminds me of Dr. Phil so I lol much.

[HickMan]

HEY

[ScruU2wice]

Story of the week



So while i'm at work i notice a very attractive indian looking girl who comes in once in a while. I was even thinking of talking to her if she ever came to my register which is big step for me because i'm not to great with girls. ( if you seen my picture you know why)

On a seperate plane we just hired a couple of new people at work and all of them are pretty cool except for this one douschbage. He's loud and thinks everything he says is funny.

On an intersecting plane i'm standing by the exit door greeting the customers and talking to this other girl, when the very attractive girl and the douschebag come by. the girl i was talking to is friends with the two so i guess im a little bit more comfortable in conversation...

The asshole asks me "are you new..." i say no but he continues with "Oh I saw this hindu kid the other day and i thought he was you..." I shake my head and say that of course all brown people look alike. No on gets my sarcasm.

They finally leave and I tell the girl i was talking to that i hated the douschbag with a great passion then she reconfirmed my suspicion that the attractive girl was his girlfriend...

I like how life tends to piss on my face alot... :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys i just got back from spring break.

[ScruU2wice]

i'm just starting mine :)




i don't think i'm gonna do anything... :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Don't go to any "Spring Break Spots" they are just big frat parties and it is rare to meet anybody worth talking to. And when you do finallly find someone worth talking to you will be stupid and blow it anyway.

[Sam]

OR THEY WILL THROW UP ON YOU. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

OR THEY WILL BE REALLY COOL AND HOT AND THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE HINTS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL CALL YOU A FAG AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN'T IN HER TENT AND THEN YOUR HIPPY FRIEND WILL BE ALL LIKE "GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IF HE GOT LAID AND NOBODY ELSE DID I WOULD HAVE NO MORE FAITH IN THE WORLD" >:

[Sam]

YOU MUST HAVE HUNG OUT WITH ME LAST YEAR. YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY SUMMER. :(

AND MY SPRING BREAK. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU HAVE A HIPPY FRIEND? :eek

[Sam]

I HAVE TWO. :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG DO THEY FOLLOW JAM BANDS AND DO ALL KINDS OF DRUGS? :eek

[HickMan]

I LIKE THIS ONE GIRL BUT SHE DOSNT LIKE ME THAT WAY :( I WANT TO MARRY HER AND LIVE IN FLORIDA

[Sam]

DRUGS YES.

BANDS NO.

[Big McLargehuge]

MY HIPPY IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOURS >:

[The Retro Kat]

I think I'm considered the "hippy friend," even though hippies are pussies and i hate them and they are too rebelious and im a good ol boy, never meanin no harm.

[Sam]

BUT MY HIPPIES ARE HOT GIRLS. :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK YET. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

THE HOT GIRL THAT WAS GOING TO SECKS ME WAS A HIPPY >:

[Sam]

THE KEY WORD THERE IS WAS. :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

WELL UR HIPPY GURLS CNA SUK MEH COCK! LIEK, SEREASLY.

[Big McLargehuge]

DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER HOW I AM A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK"? >:

[Sam]

NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?" >:

[The Retro Kat]

Liek, then we can do each others nails and hair and wear really cool slippers and pillowfight.

[Big McLargehuge]

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.

[Sam]

WERE YOU SMOKING?

[Big McLargehuge]

SMOKING WHAT? :(

[Sam]

CIGARETTES :(

YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN.

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(

[Sam]

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

[Big McLargehuge]

IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(

[Sam]

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

SHUT IT FATTY >:

[Sam]

THAT'S LOW. :tear

[Big McLargehuge]

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

:tear

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING


















TEH COCK, LOO

[Big McLargehuge]

Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020

[Big McLargehuge]

Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES
Drev779: I'm a virgin :(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS
Drev779: no
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
Drev779: because they cost money
Drev779: which I don't have
BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now
BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now

[Sam]

Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9
Drev779: i just took a dump
Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN
Drev779: no
Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :(
Switch Dingo: NO
Drev779: k

DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >:

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3
BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >:
Drev779: *shrug*

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS
Switch Dingo: OH OKAY

[Big McLargehuge]

I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits

I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says:
Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

[Sam]

Did you show them your titties?

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(

[Sam]

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(

[Sam]

You should have taken their wallets. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes

[Sam]

You should have taken their sunglasses. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

My face is too big for sunglasses :(

[Sam]

You could have sold them to other drunk people. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

HOW WOULD THEY HAVE PAID FOR THEM WHEN THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR WALLETS?

[Sam]

SHIT.

YOU ARE STILL GOING TO DIE ALONE. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

BUT I WILL HAVE MY INCISIVE LOGIC AND RAPIER WIT TO KEEP ME COMPANY :(

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

WHAT KIND OF FAG USES EMOTICONS? >:

[Sam]

YouWantToBeAdam: Haha! Yeah, fags! Start talking you fucking gaybos!
megatoncrash: your black, right?
camacazio: Shut up you homoqueer
Drev779: I laugh at the word gaybo :(

[ScruU2wice]

i just came back from the train station


it was fun but its only like 930 now :(

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: YOur friends are gay
PutYourToeInYou: yeah
PutYourToeInYou: they all gay :<
BiggieMclargeguy: FIGHT THEM
PutYourToeInYou: I WILL
PutYourToeInYou: WITH A GUN AND A ROCK
BiggieMclargeguy: AND CHEST POUNDING
PutYourToeInYou: YAH



HE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS YOU FAGS

[ScruU2wice]

ewww.... :x

[ScruU2wice]

no ones posted for mintues >:

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
PutYourToeInYou: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY REAL FRIENDS :ROLLEYES
Switch Dingo: OH
Switch Dingo: FUCKING BIGMCLARGESHITBAG >:
Switch Dingo: HE'S TRYING TO TURN US ALL AGAINST EACH OTHER =(
PutYourToeInYou: YEAH
Switch Dingo: I SHOULD BEAT HIM UP
Switch Dingo: WITH A GUN AND A ROCK
PutYourToeInYou: AND CHEST POUNDING

[HickMan]

THOSE ARE MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS :(

[Sam]

PutYourToeInYou: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY REAL FRIENDS :ROLLEYES

:rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

whats with all the hate guys it's SPRING BREAK :)

[Big McLargehuge]

REAL LIFE FRIENDS ARE FOR HOMOS

[ScruU2wice]

post :chatter

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: THAT THREAD IS OUTTA HAND
Switch Dingo: YEAH
BiggieMclargeguy: Like half of my posts are in that thread :-(
Switch Dingo: lOL ME TOO
BiggieMclargeguy: we suck
Switch Dingo: sPEAK FOR YOUSERLF
BiggieMclargeguy: YOU ARE IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME AND IT IS GOING DOWN FAST
Switch Dingo: CUZ YOU ARE SO FAT >:
BiggieMclargeguy: COMING FROM A FATTY
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: BAIL WATER FATTY
Switch Dingo: BAIL
BiggieMclargeguy: ONLY IF YOU JUMP OVER BOARD FIRST
Switch Dingo: NO
Switch Dingo: CUZ
Switch Dingo: THEN
Switch Dingo: NO
BiggieMclargeguy: GOOD ONE
Switch Dingo: STFU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go watch tv now but i will stay signed in, if you need any thing just im me and i will hear the sound and come running :rolleyes
Switch Dingo: LOL GOOD ONE
Switch Dingo: LOL RUN FATTY
Switch Dingo: YOU NEED THE EXERCISE
BiggieMclargeguy: it is only like five feet jerk
Switch Dingo: OH =(
BiggieMclargeguy: nothing on tv is good

[Sam]

BiggieMclargeguy: i havn't eatin anything for like 10 hours
BiggieMclargeguy: i went to that thread and posted somthing
Switch Dingo: GO EAT
Switch Dingo: FATTY

[HickMan]

PutYourToeInYou: I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOU AND THEN POST IT IN A THREAD
Switch Dingo: LOL OKAY THAT IS SOMETHING NEW AND ORIGINAL
PutYourToeInYou: YEAH

[HickMan]

Switch Dingo: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT BEFORE =(
Switch Dingo: EVER
PutYourToeInYou: I ALREADY POSTED IT
Switch Dingo: =(
PutYourToeInYou: WAIT. I'LL UPDATE IT
PutYourToeInYou: COOL HUH?
Switch Dingo: I GUESS +(
PutYourToeInYou: SAY SOMETHING OUTRAGIOUS
PutYourToeInYou: SO IT WILL BE ON THE BOARDS

[HickMan]

Switch Dingo: MY NAME IS REALLY SAM =(

[HickMan]

Switch Dingo: WOAH
PutYourToeInYou: I JUST MADE 3 POSTS IN A ROW!
Switch Dingo: A TRIPLE POST
Switch Dingo: YOU REBEL
PutYourToeInYou: ITS GOING TO BE A QUADRUPLE SOON
PutYourToeInYou: BUT I DONT KNOW WHEN TO STRIKE
PutYourToeInYou: MAYBE NOW!
Switch Dingo: :eek

[HickMan]

PutYourToeInYou: I'M DONE NOW.
Switch Dingo: WOAH
Switch Dingo: IT'S LIKE
Switch Dingo: HAVING TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE
PutYourToeInYou: BUT WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF I POSTED THIS AND MADE IT FIVE POSTS
Switch Dingo: AND I'M NOT TYPING IN THE 2nD ONE :eek
PutYourToeInYou: :O
PutYourToeInYou: POST TIME
Switch Dingo: OH CRAP
Switch Dingo: IT'S LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE
PutYourToeInYou: LIFE WITH LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE!
PutYourToeInYou: ITS LIFE WITH LOVEABLE, GULLABLE, HUGABLE...ITS LIFE WITH LOOOOUIE!

[Sam]

I'm really proud that I helped make this happen. :tear

[HickMan]

http://www.joanhansen.com/images/landerson_cartoon.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

Who is Megaton Smash? :tear

[Sam]

My friend Steve. >:

[ScruU2wice]

:)

[The Retro Kat]

CLOWNED!

[The Retro Kat]

imafunkywalrus: i hate being flamed and i want to chat normally and you guys wouldn't let me!
MegatonCrash: w/e w/e w/e
imafunkywalrus: just let me be!

[EverythingWillSuck]

hey i clowned you :rolleyes

[Sam]

You just have to ruin everything don't you. >:

[ProfessorCool]

Everythingwillsuck with him

http://cypressmeadows.org/images/shrug.jpg

[Matt Harty]

THATS IT YOUR ALL GROUNDED AGAIN

[Big McLargehuge]

Do you have the kind of clout nessicary to ground us?

[Matt Harty]

DON'T BE AFRAID TO SLAM DOORS, TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT SMOKING POT.

[liquidstatik]

I wish I could get on AIM. :<

[Matt Harty]

Is it broke?

[liquidstatik]

Look what Steve showed me, Matt. >:

MegatonCrash: hi

Auto response from Mattchew Harty: =-O

Mattchew Harty: Who the fuck are you?
MegatonCrash: dun be mean :<
Mattchew Harty: Go away you i-mock cunt

[Matt Harty]

When I ask "who the fuck are you" I expect an answer. And I thought it was ArrowX.

[liquidstatik]

ArrowX sucks. :0

[Big McLargehuge]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN AWARDED A MEDAL

[The Retro Kat]

hey i clowned you :rolleyes

LIEK, U WISH U CLOWNED ME, BITCH!



SUCK SOMETIMES CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HOUR AND AND THE MINUTE HAND ON THE CLOCK!!!


CLOWNED AGAIN

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, OMG, I CAME IN THE FORUM AND THIS THREAD WASNT TOTALLY ON TOP!!! FIXED THAT MESS.

[Sam]

ARE WE STILL GROUNDED? I WAS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

WITH WHOM? YOUR FRIENDS :lol :samsparents

[Sam]

I wish it was with my parents. Then dinner would be free. :)

[Big McLargehuge]

The ":samsparents" was meant to convey that the statement was something your parents would say :rolleyes

[Sam]

My parents aren't educated enough to say "whom". :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

all my friends hate it when i say "whom" :(

[Sam]

It makes you sound all cultured and educated. AND QUEER. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Tell me again why your parents don't say it?

[Sam]

My parents aren't educated enough to say "whom". :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

But they are queer right?

[Sam]

I hope not, I don't want two mommies. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

[Sam]

OMG NO WAY REALLY OMG WOW :rave

[Big McLargehuge]

OH MAH GAWD

[Sam]

LIEK TOTTALLY OMG LIEK YOU WANNA LIEK GO TO THE MALL AND LIEK HANG OUT IN TEH LIEK FOODCOURT?

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU PARENTS HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER :(

[The Retro Kat]

Oh no!

[agroskaterik]

EW GROS

[Big McLargehuge]

TOP O' THE LIST

[agroskaterik]

POW

[Sam]

BAM

[agroskaterik]

KAZZAAM

[Sam]

ESPLODE :samsavatar

[Big McLargehuge]

meedly

[HickMan]

You have just entered room "LOL YOU GUYS SUCK."
Switch Dingo: OMG THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PARTY
MegatonCrash has entered the room.
PutYourToeInYou: HOWDIE
PutYourToeInYou: PARD'NER
Drev779 has entered the room.
AgroSkateRik: HEY
Drev779: HI
Switch Dingo: omg you guys can invite whoeer you wnat I'm gonna go get chiggin BRB
PutYourToeInYou: WHO INVIDET DREV
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
afterbirthFACE has entered the room.
Drev779: SAM
MegatonCrash: hey :-(
Switch Dingo: LOL DID NOT
PutYourToeInYou: whos megaton crash
afterbirthFACE: http://www.sickanimation.com/sprankton.html
PhantasmaZero has entered the room.
AgroSkateRik: STEVE
MegatonCrash: My name's Steve
Drev779: Hi Ninja! :D
afterbirthFACE: SPRANKTON A NOUN A DISEASE YOU GET FROM CHEWING TOO MUCH
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
AgroSkateRik: SPRANKTON A NOUN A DISEASE YOU GET FROM CHEWING TOO MUCH
PutYourToeInYou: I WATCHED IT YESTERDAY
PhantasmaZero: hey, it's a room of nerds :o
PutYourToeInYou: I LIKE THE THING ON NEWGROUNDS BETTER
afterbirthFACE: i cant get enough of that cartoon i suck :-(
PutYourToeInYou: yeah
PutYourToeInYou: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
Drev779: MY BIRTHDAY IS TUESDAY
PutYourToeInYou: FAG
AgroSkateRik: CLOWNED
Switch Dingo: =(
MegatonCrash: Mine was in December. :<
PhantasmaZero: septembre
AgroSkateRik: feb
afterbirthFACE: novermburrr it's cold in here!
PutYourToeInYou: MINES THE 31st
AgroSkateRik: loo
MegatonCrash: lol, crunch.
Switch Dingo: mine's on Febuary 29th =(
afterbirthFACE: everyone should say fox lol sunday instead of lol :-(
PutYourToeInYou: OK
MegatonCrash: No?
AgroSkateRik: mines on groundhogs day
AgroSkateRik: wut?
PutYourToeInYou: BILL MURRAY
Drev779: LET'S TALK ABOUT PRO WRESTLING! >:o
AgroSkateRik: YOU CAUGHT Me
PutYourToeInYou: DAWN MARIE!
MegatonCrash: Im starting a band.
PutYourToeInYou: HAWT
Switch Dingo: me too
AgroSkateRik: me too
afterbirthFACE: i have one >:D
MegatonCrash: We need a name. :-(
AgroSkateRik: me too
PutYourToeInYou: I USED TO HAVE ONE
MegatonCrash: Im singing... err.. screaming :-(
Switch Dingo: WE SHOULD HAVE AFESTIVAL OF SHITTY BANDS
PutYourToeInYou: OUR NAME WAS NUCLEAR JESUS
MegatonCrash: its going to be grindcore/metalcore :-\
PutYourToeInYou: YOU MEAN ROCK
MegatonCrash: W/E
AgroSkateRik: ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
Switch Dingo: LINKIN PARK
AgroSkateRik: YA
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
MegatonCrash: Lincoln Park? :-(
AgroSkateRik: HELL YEA
PutYourToeInYou: CRAWOLING IN MY GAY
afterbirthFACE: haha
AgroSkateRik: SPRANKTON A NOUN A DISEASE YOU GET FROM CHEWING TOO MUCH
Drev779: Zombie Abe Lincoln Jamboree
PutYourToeInYou: i like the music that they dont hve words to :-(
afterbirthFACE: Lincoln Park would be a good band name. :-(
PutYourToeInYou: SPRANKTON A NOUN A DISEASE YOU GET FROM CHEWING TOO MUCH
AgroSkateRik: haha
PutYourToeInYou: session is good
MegatonCrash: I like SCREAMING FETUS as a band name :<
Switch Dingo: Abe LINCOLN'S PARK
MegatonCrash: But my band members dun like it.
Switch Dingo: YOU SHOULD JOIN MY BAND STEVE =(
PhantasmaZero: TINA
afterbirthFACE: name it charlie and the chocolate factory
PhantasmaZero: i love you
PhantasmaZero: SO LET ME EAT YOUR BRAINS
PutYourToeInYou: CLINTON LIBRARY
Switch Dingo: PRESIDENTIAL STAIN
afterbirthFACE: or abortion noitroba
MegatonCrash: THE GOLDEN TICKET.. crunch? :-(
MegatonCrash: would be shorter
MegatonCrash: and wouldnt get us in trouble with the gay copyright people >:
PutYourToeInYou: CLINTON LIBRARY :<
AgroSkateRik: THE ROCKING CHAIRS
PutYourToeInYou: OOH
afterbirthFACE: haha :-(
MegatonCrash: JESUS FAJITA :<
Switch Dingo: HOW ABOUT CAP'N CRUNCH ROCKS
Switch Dingo: HOW IS THAT FOR A NAME?
afterbirthFACE: THE ROCKING CHAIRS IS AN AWESOME BAND NAME >:
MegatonCrash: how 'bout "TAKING IT HARD FOR JESUS" :-(
PutYourToeInYou: YEAH
afterbirthFACE: how about the what :lol
PutYourToeInYou: NUCLEAR JESUS
PutYourToeInYou: >:
MegatonCrash: OKAY
afterbirthFACE: THE WHAT
AgroSkateRik: YA
MegatonCrash: ILL STEAL NUCLEAR JESUS
Switch Dingo: HOW ABOUT "ROBOTIC JESUS WITH LASER EYE BEAMS AND A GRAPPLING HOOK"
MegatonCrash: LOL
PutYourToeInYou: MY BAND IS DEAD SO YOU CAN HAVE IT
AgroSkateRik: AND FANGS
Switch Dingo: >:
AgroSkateRik: >:
Switch Dingo: YOU RUINED IT AGRO
Switch Dingo: BANNED
AgroSkateRik: BANNED?
MegatonCrash: :taps ninja..
MegatonCrash: You there? :-(
AgroSkateRik: FUK
afterbirthFACE: how about ANITOMIC INDIGO DISASTER STAMPEDE
afterbirthFACE: AIDS for short
MegatonCrash: lol ;<
PutYourToeInYou: i still have no idea who megaton crash is :-(
Switch Dingo: HOW ABOUT "SWITCH DINGO" :ROLLEYES
MegatonCrash: THEY'ER PLAYING TECHNO ON THE RADIO FER SOME REASON AND ITS HURTING MY EARS :-(
afterbirthFACE: statik :rolleyes
AgroSkateRik: STAMPEDE OF THE CENTIPEDES
PutYourToeInYou: OH
Switch Dingo: NO IT'S STEVE =(
AgroSkateRik: nvrmnd that sucked
MegatonCrash: I'm steve.. DUH
PutYourToeInYou: THATS WHY HE HASNT BEEN ON MY LIST FOR A WHILE
Switch Dingo: wtf don't add Steve =(
MegatonCrash: yeah :-(
MegatonCrash: i dont even know you :-(
PutYourToeInYou: SEX
AgroSkateRik: BALLS OUT
Switch Dingo: YAH
Switch Dingo: WTF
MegatonCrash: You guys r gross :-X
PutYourToeInYou: SEX. IS IT WORTH THE PAIN?
afterbirthFACE: i have this awesome idea for a label
PutYourToeInYou: HIT IT ON ME HUNNY
MegatonCrash: IMA JIGALO
MegatonCrash: I GOT SO MANY HOES
MegatonCrash: -Nick Cannon
Switch Dingo: YAH
PutYourToeInYou: GOOD SONG HO
Switch Dingo: HE IS LIKE 16
Switch Dingo: WTF
MegatonCrash: i nkow
afterbirthFACE: i am like 16
PutYourToeInYou: HES LIKE 21
MegatonCrash: that songs gay because hes so youngs :-(
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE LIKE STFU
PutYourToeInYou: :< AND HE STILL DOES STUFF FOR NICK
MegatonCrash: yeah
afterbirthFACE: who is put your toe in you
MegatonCrash: hes gross :-X
AgroSkateRik: label? :<
afterbirthFACE: record label :-(
Switch Dingo: THAT"S SAM =(
PutYourToeInYou: IMMORTAL GOAT
AgroSkateRik: i no
PutYourToeInYou: WITH A PENIS
MegatonCrash: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HICKMAN :-(
Switch Dingo: OH I HATE IMMORTAL GOAT
PutYourToeInYou: ME TOO
MegatonCrash: me too :9
PutYourToeInYou: GRR
Switch Dingo: GET OUT OF HERE IC AN'T TELL YOU APART FROM BIG POPPA GOAT =(
MegatonCrash: i think he likes me, though :<
PutYourToeInYou: IM ACTUALLY MOCKERY. YOU GUYS ARE BANNED
AgroSkateRik: BUTBUTBUT
PutYourToeInYou: NO BUTS
Switch Dingo: YEAH RIGHT, MOCKERY WOULDN"T HAVE A GAY AIM NAME LIKE THAT LOL
MegatonCrash: hah
AgroSkateRik: haha
PutYourToeInYou: YOU'D BE SURPRISED
MegatonCrash: if you were mockery i would kick you in the nuts for being a fag >:
afterbirthFACE: his aim name is dogmuled :-(
MegatonCrash: HOW U KNO?
Switch Dingo: THAT NAME ROKCS+(
PutYourToeInYou: I'M POSTING THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IN THE THREAD
Switch Dingo: WHAT THREAD?
MegatonCrash: I HATE MOCKERY
afterbirthFACE: one time i messed up the label and he imed me :-(

[The Retro Kat]

Super Retro Guy: GOD DAMMIT DREV, U JUST DUNT KNOW HOW TO NOT SUCK, DO YOU? HEY GUYS, DREV LIKES TO DRINK MILK... RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE CLOWNED, BITCH
Super Retro Guy: GOD DAMMIT DREV, U JUST DUNT KNOW HOW TO NOT SUCK, DO YOU? HEY GUYS, DREV LIKES TO DRINK MILK... RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE CLOWNED, BITCH
Super Retro Guy: fag
Super Retro Guy: fag
Super Retro Guy: UR A FAG
Super Retro Guy: UR A FAG

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: OMG
SwitchDingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: RETRO IS LIKE TALKING TO HIMSELF AND HIMSELF IS REPLYING BACK
SwitchDingo: RETRO IS LIKE TALKING TO HIMSELF AND HIMSELF IS REPLYING BACK
Switch Dingo: THAT"S CRAZY
SwitchDingo: THAT"S CRAZY
Switch Dingo: STOP COPYING ME.
SwitchDingo: STOP COPYING ME.
Switch Dingo: fuckyouI'mleaving >:
SwitchDingo: fuckyouI'mleaving >:

[The Retro Kat]

A LA TOP

[Sam]

Drev779: ldh hcguehuyhoihJOiCJH gyxcfg78feh giuoy iuery678h t87e8g ueriytv7ery ew78 ty8estu SJHoiHIVOUYIUOVIUD YBYBUIhIOJHIOHIOiiu ihuF9uyhd98w9yt9iwejhtgoewjhg IO WANT POON hIUH(*Yh(*&Y&*
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, TOTALY
Switchdingo: uhoh Drev wants poon =(
ScruU2wice: hes l337
executioneer: thats old

[ScruU2wice]

don't worry guys it'll make sense when you sober up...

[Sam]

DREV WANTS POON GUYS. >:

[ScruU2wice]

oh man i woke up and this was the 4th one down

[HickMan]

I'm downloading the splinter cell: pandora tomorrow demo! :)

I have herpes :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Simplex?

[HickMan]

herpecinel :(

[Big McLargehuge]

:(

[ScruU2wice]

back on top :)

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: H TO MY IZZO
Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: what is an "izzo"
Switch Dingo: I DON'T KNOW
Switch Dingo: BUT IT's missing AN H
BiggieMclargeguy: lol

[Esuohlim]

I wish my AIM worked. >:

I can go into AOL chat rooms though. :angrys

[camacazio]

You're not missing much. For some reason the people in those chatrooms try to be nice.

[Sam]

camacazio: wow, another great chatroom
Super Retro Guy: drev, shut the fuck up you cunt
Switchdingo: WOW ANOTHER GREAT GREEN PIZZA RIDER LOL
Super Retro Guy: loo
camacazio: who the fuck is that?
Drev779: Make me :(
Super Retro Guy: liek, sam, u totally have the same color as you had yesterday
YouWantToBeAdam: Who the fuck is this?
BiggieMclargeguy: me
camacazio: fuck you
Switchdingo: FUCK ME
Super Retro Guy: at least stop sucking drev
YouWantToBeAdam: What the fuck is that
camacazio: adam, i'm going to fucking kill you
YouWantToBeAdam: Where the fuck am I
BiggieMclargeguy: fuck

[camacazio]

Hey, I remember that :)

But why you saved it is beyond me.

[Sam]

It saves everything automatically incase I need to blackmail people. :/

[camacazio]

I like this thread because I don't need to worry about looking stupid.

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/11684.jpg

THANKS FOR COMING!

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUYS GO READ MY STORY.

[Drew Katsikas]

no

[Big McLargehuge]

:tear

[Big McLargehuge]

hey drew

[HickMan]

THERE WILL BE NO GAY TALK HERE, BIGMCLARGEHUGE >:

[agroskaterik]

movin on up

[HickMan]

THE PANDORA TOMORROW DEMO DIDNT WORK ON MY GAY COMPUTER :<

[agroskaterik]

NICE AVATAR :lol

[HickMan]

OMG EVERYBODY GET AVATARS WITH SOMETHING IN SUNGLASSES. THAT'D BE ICE COLD

[HickMan]

OMG MY POST IS GONE NOW. WTF? I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. EVERYBODY GET AVATARS WITH SUNGLASSES BECAUSE IT'D BE ICE COLD.

[HickMan]

OK MY OLD POST IS BACK

[HickMan]

WTF>?

[agroskaterik]

WHATS GOING OON?

[HickMan]

I BET YOU'RE GAY

[agroskaterik]

LOL >:

[The Retro Kat]

CLOWNED

[agroskaterik]

it hurts to be clowned :(

[HickMan]

BIG WHEEL

http://cynthia.kessinger.com/images/bigwheelchris.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://www.3-dimages.com/dog.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://hometown.aol.com/gcwatchdog/dog_glasses.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

il save this one for later

[Matt Harty]

GATORADE

[camacazio]

BIG WHEEL

http://cynthia.kessinger.com/images/bigwheelchris.jpg
Nobody had a big wheel this cool >:

[camacazio]

Breakfast time.

[agroskaterik]

yea that thing has a control panel and everything >:

[HickMan]

BIG WHEEL

http://cynthia.kessinger.com/images/bigwheelchris.jpg
Nobody had a big wheel this cool >:

CRACKERS DID >:

[ScruU2wice]

you guys just forgot to fight for your right to party >:

Silly crackaz...

[Sajuuk]

I'm bored.

SPEAK YOUR MIND!

[HickMan]

http://www.mathnstuff.com/papers/condots/sign.gif

[ScruU2wice]

every time you post with your enormously annoying sig is a strike against you Sajuuk >:

[HickMan]

FIGURE IT OUT

[eggyolk]

LOL tHERE aRE tWO -30 :/

[HickMan]

http://www.nickelodeon-inc.com/files/grabpic_002_grandpaarnold.gif

NO WORK ETHIC!

[Sajuuk]

every time you post with your enormously annoying sig is a strike against you Sajuuk >:

Look whos talking. >:

[eggyolk]

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/27/photos/wk-arnoldpage3.jpg

NO PLAY ETHIC

[Big McLargehuge]

like i said before

[camacazio]

This page is the worst page of this thread.

I like to complain. It's fun. You should try it.

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU SIR ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER. it is.

[Sam]

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS COOL. >:

THANKS FOR FAGGING IT UP. FAGS. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

NO PROBLEM SIR, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE TV?

[Sam]

OVER BY THE JUICER. I WANNA BE ABLE TO MAKE SMOOTHIES AND WATCH THE COSBY SHOW. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

THE COSBY SHOW!?! THAT IS IT, I QUIT

[Sam]

BUT I PAID FOR THE WHOLE HOUR! YOU STILL OWE ME 57 MINUTES. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

THIS IS ALL PART OF YOUR TRAINING.

[Sam]

OH OBI-WAN, WILL I EVER LEARN TO BE A JEDI?

[Big McLargehuge]

NOT IF YOU KEEP SITTING WITH YOUR BACK TO THE DOOR.

[Sam]

But am I supposed to kill with the blade or the tip?

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: MAY YOUR BLADE CHIP AND SHATTER.
Switch Dingo: IT'S OK CAUSE I USE THE HANDLE :ROLLEYES

[Sam]

BiggieMclargeguy: i guess i win :monacle
Switch Dingo: YES
Switch Dingo: YOUR HOMOSEXUALLITY WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: IF YOU DON'T WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, I MAY HAVE TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL >:
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: A DUEL YOU SAY
Switch Dingo: A DUEL FOR HONNOR?
BiggieMclargeguy: and boobies >:
BiggieMclargeguy: with knives
Switch Dingo: I'M A MASTER OF THE KNIFE FIGHT >:
BiggieMclargeguy: But do you kill with the blade or the tip :reference
Switch Dingo: THE HANDLE >:
BiggieMclargeguy: well sir, may your blade chip and shatter :(
Switch Dingo: THAT'S OKAY, I'D STILL HAVE THE KILLING PART :ROLLEYES
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: CAN I CHOOSE ANOTHER WEAPON :(?

[Big McLargehuge]

I was just going off memory :eek.

[Sam]

OH YOU WERE PRETTY CLOSE THEN :EEK

[Big McLargehuge]

When you are alone late at night do you go through all the AIM conversations you have had and cry, because you don't have any real friends?

[ScruU2wice]

Look whos talking. >:
mine
Dimensions: 82x114
Languange: The one everyone tends to read
Subject: Robots and Pirates
your's
Dimensions: 243x186
Language: the One that no one can read
Subject: Some Retarded anime thing no one cares about

:rolleyes

[Sam]

Sometimes... :tear

[Big McLargehuge]

NOBODY EVER SAID THAT SOMEBODY WHO COMMITS SUICIDE IS A QUITTER.

[Sam]

I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

After you said it did your mom hide all the knives?

[Sam]

No, she knows I'm not a quitter. OR A LOSER. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

And my mom knows that she can technically claim she was protecting me and remove all chances of prosecution by hiding the knives, but leave an extension cord coiled up on top of a chair and a eye hook drilled nice and tight into one of the rafters over my bed :(

[Sam]

OMG remember when I challenged your mom to a knife fight? She was like "Bring it" and then she called me a bitch. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah my mom is cool.

[camacazio]

HEY >: You made the thread good again :(

[Sam]

I'm glad someone appreciates the work Big and I do. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/17998.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/17998.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/17998.gif

[Mr. Vagiclean]

IF I CAN JUST TURN BACK TIME~

[Matt Harty]

IF I CAN JUST TURN BACK TIME~

[HickMan]

http://www.pureoc.d2g.com/uploaded_images/17998.gif

[Esuohlim]

Only stupid fags have more posts than this entire thread. :rolleyes

[Sajuuk]

Look whos talking. >:
mine
Dimensions: 82x114
Languange: The one everyone tends to read
Subject: Robots and Pirates
your's
Dimensions: 243x186
Language: the One that no one can read
Subject: Some Retarded anime thing no one cares about

:rolleyes



http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/pro1.gif
Maybe this should be your sig. >:

[Rongi]

Only stupid fags have more posts than this entire thread. :rolleyes

Yeah >:

[Gurlugon]

Your sig is from some lolicon hentai manga, isn't it, Sajuuk?

[The Retro Kat]

Maybe that shouldn't be his sig, asshole. >:

[Sajuuk]

Your sig is from some lolicon hentai manga, isn't it, Sajuuk?

Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it. :picklehat Even though John ASShcroft wants to make it illegal and also even though I'm 4 years too young to view it. >:

[HickMan]

ASSHOLE :orgasm

[HickMan]

:orgasm

[HickMan]

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/comedy/jeffersons1983.jpg
TO THE EAST SIDE

[Sajuuk]

[quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drev"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="thebiggameover"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Sam"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Mr. Vagiclean"]COOLIE :orgasm

[quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Snatchtastic"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="MK IV"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:holyshit[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453]
PILLZ :hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
[quote:83ca0d4453="thebiggameover"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Sam"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Mr. Vagiclean"]COOLIE :orgasm

[quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Snatchtastic"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="MK IV"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:holyshit[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453]
PILLZ :hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
[quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="thebiggameover"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Sam"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Mr. Vagiclean"]COOLIE :orgasm

[quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Snatchtastic"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="MK IV"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:holyshit[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453]
PILLZ :hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
[quote:83ca0d4453="thebiggameover"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Sam"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Mr. Vagiclean"]COOLIE :orgasm

[quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="Snatchtastic"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="liquidstatik"][quote:83ca0d4453="MK IV"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Drew Katsikas"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][quote:83ca0d4453="Perndog"][quote:83ca0d4453="HickMan"][quote:83ca0d4453="Matt Harty"][quote:83ca0d4453="Schimid"]BALLS![/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:holyshit[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
:hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453]
PILLZ :hypno[/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453][/quote:83ca0d4453]
its like a party in my eyes, and everyone's invited[/quote:83ca0d4453]

[ScruU2wice]

nice one buddy :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

yeah...

[ScruU2wice]

I think I'll stick with that what do you guys think?

[camacazio]

HEY >: You made the thread good again :(
Times have changed.

[camacazio]

Ok, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500. Guess.

[Big McLargehuge]

PEOPLE CHANGE :(

[camacazio]

So has the subject >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I DON'T WANNA PLAY YOUR GAMES.

[Sam]

THIS THREAD IS IN CHAOS! :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

THIS IS OUR THREAD NOW BITCHES! >:

[ScruU2wice]

So it begins....

[Sam]

OMG YOU CAN'T SAY BITCHES!!! :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

WTF, WHY DID YOU JUST SIGN OUT OF AIM >: I GUESS I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS DEDICATED TO THIS THREAD >:

[ScruU2wice]

nu uh...

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU DONT COUNT

[ScruU2wice]

ok.

[Sam]

OUCH, THAT WAS HARSH. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I was just kidding. :( Be my friend? :)

EDIT: Sam you got in the way again >:

[Sam]

FINE THEN.

I'M LEAVING. :tear

[Big McLargehuge]

MAYBE NOW I CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO LIKES THE SAME THINGS AS ME AND DOESN'T BITCH WHEN I WATCH THE GAME >:

[Sam]

WHY DON'T YOU START HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY SISTER BEHIND MY BACK AGAIN. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

IT WAS JUST SEX, IT IS NOT LIKE I LOVE HER, FUCK I DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR FAMILY. >:

[Sam]

I CAN'T BLAME YOU. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

SEE IF YOU LEAVE ME YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO THEM :(

[Sam]

NO BECAUSE... WELL ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT... SHIT.

When should I get dinner ready? :/

[Big McLargehuge]

Can't we just skip dinner tonight ;)

[Sam]

But dear... your blood sugar... :/

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG, 15 YEARS AND YOU ARE STILL MAKING EXCUSES? WHAT DO I HAVE TO BEG?!? where is your sisters number?

[Sam]

WELL MAYBE IF YOU TOLD ME I WAS PRETTY MORE OFTEN. THEN I MIGHT BE IN THE MOOD. :tear

YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY HAIR TODAY! :tear