I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MarioRPG]

Pub, one of your alter egos did!

[Pub Lover]

Alba tells us her ass has got bigger and doesn't follow it up pictures?! (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4357426a1860.html)

As a creepy internet troll, I am shocked and offended. >:

[Tadao]

Sounds like a cry for attention.

[Spetsnaz]

What does she do thats attention worthy?

[Tadao]

I keep asking myself the same thing about your posts.

[Spetsnaz]

Oh. Thats easy. Nothing.

I'm just here to take up space basically and make you question if life is worth living.


In your case, its a no.

[Esuohlim]

All right guys take it to the chat room thread :lol

[Esuohlim]

Alba tells us her ass has got bigger and doesn't follow it up pictures?! (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4357426a1860.html)

As a creepy internet troll, I am shocked and offended. >:

I'm a breast man myself :(

One day, like Ray Smuckles, you'll make the change too :x

[Tadao]

You've been running around trying to start little fires for the last few days, and given the chance to get a good one going that was all you could do?

I guess your better off watching in the show from the back row.

[Guitar Woman]

I keep asking myself the same thing about your posts.
That's where the ignore list comes in! :D

[Tadao]

I'm done.

[Guitar Woman]

page 420 made me lol

[Tadao]

I can't tell if the people posting funny/hate stuff are trying to find a fight or if the actually think they are funny. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, cause I automatically think "Oh, this person wants to engage in fisticuffs!".

[Tadao]

I've been thinking it over and I think my attacks don't leave room for fun.

[arg_zombies]

I've missed too many pages again, and my understanding of the current affairs of this thread must be rebuilt :tear

[Pub Lover]

ARG, I demand that you make a comment on every post in this thread.

Ever, or just the ones you missed, I don't mind.

Zombies! :lol

[Sam]

PUB

[Pub Lover]

SAM

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Has anyone here ever tried to help thunderduckgrl1 with her math?

Hey guys, someone set off the female alarm!

I-Mockery once upon a time was largely, if not by majority, female. Now, yes, there is a female alarm. It's just like the laser-guided robot machine gun alarm systems in the movie (book too, maybe? I forget) Congo. Except the robot machine guns are penises, and they shoot something worse than bullets.

[Tadao]

That's rad Pub, it would be fun to see a log of all the people who talked to her. She's been doing it for years? Hmm...

[Pub Lover]

The people at that forum (http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=66575&st=60) made the mistake of trying to help. I merely said I din't know how to help.

She drove Seth mad! :eek

[Tadao]

Has she really been bugging people for more than a year though? If so..... wow!

[Pub Lover]

Police yesterday warned of the dangers of forming relationships on the internet after another man was charged with the rape and sexual violation of two women he met on separate occasions through a New Zealand dating website.
Why didn't they warn about meeting people in bars last week when that other person was raped after going to a bar? Why does the internet need to get the special warning. >:

Creeps are everywhere. :(

[Pub Lover]

I was all "Remember to hit preview" when I started typing, but by the end I was just thinking "CREEPS! >:" so I screwed up & pushed post. :(

[Sacks]

Paul Kersey.

[Tadao]

Ninja weapon was really funny, but I'm in the middle of reading Titty Artist and that is just flat out fucking hilarious.

[arg_zombies]

ARG, I demand that you make a comment on every post in this thread.

Ever, or just the ones you missed, I don't mind.

Zombies! :lol


I try :tear
OH GOD I TRY!

[arg_zombies]

haha i am a new page, therefore exempt from whatever i was just meant to do..

[Pub Lover]

Not until someone posts the Page Brak image. >:

[MarioRPG]

I remember when it was mandatory to start new pages with pictures :(

[Spetsnaz]

So I was at Toys R Us today... You know....20 years old.. Looking at raped childhood nostalgia...

When I came upon this :

http://i6.tinypic.com/7xu0675.jpg

Now with KUNG FU Grip!

[Grislygus]

I was searching google for Frank Burns and I found this


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/larryjoebill.jpg


It's funny. Trust me.

[Grislygus]

Oh wait, you were talking about G I Joe. Continue.

[Spetsnaz]

Charles Bronson.

[Pub Lover]

So the other day I made a comment that using a mouse to draw instead of a graphic tablet was like using crayons to write a letter. When I sat down to make my lack of effort for the week's art shit theme I thought it would be a great idea to do it in crayon.

This post is my attempt to psych myself up to posting shitty things to the internet level. Some people may be surprised to find that isn't my natural plateau.

This is about a third of the way to an article for Esuohlim.

[arg_zombies]

I was searching google for Frank Burns and I found this


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/larryjoebill.jpg


It's funny. Trust me.

Who x McCarthy? :lol

[Pub Lover]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO FRANK BURNS WAS?! :eek

This is what I drew for 'Robot':
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/wth-1.gif

[Spetsnaz]

Actually it might be best if I edited this shit altogether >:

[Pub Lover]

Chat room thread. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Hey guys, my pervert alarm went off.

[Tadao]

Oh... not funny Pub. I was sleeping. I thought you needed help or something.

[Esuohlim]

I did not know where else to post this, but its just entirely fucked up...

The only response I could think of for this was Willie's "post it from the bottom of a lake"

[MarioRPG]

NOT WORK SAFE crazy ass link NOT WORK SAFE


How did you friggin think to look that up? You didn't just copy/paste from one of those adbots did you?

[Esuohlim]

I think reporting the post after editing it wasn't what I was supposed to do but SOMETIMES CLEAR THOUGHTS CAN'T COME TO MIND IN DIRE SITUATIONS

[Pub Lover]

I think I started addressing this issue yesterday. :(

Police are investigating the rape of a woman under a Hamilton bridge in the early hours of this morning.
The attack took place between 2am and 4am.
Hamilton police say the 20-year-old victim and a friend had earlier met two men at a bar in the city. The woman was attacked on a steep bank under the Bridge St bridge, while one of the men was walking her home.
The woman was beaten before being raped.
Why haven't the "Police warned of the dangers of meeting people in bars"? Why do I only get warnings about rapists from the internet? Oh noes teh chooobs did dun rapes me!
Lesson: Raping people you meet in a bar is not as bad as raping someone from the internet.

YOU ALL BETTER WATCH OUT I MIGHT JUST START RAPING YOU! >:


Oh... not funny Pub. I was sleeping. I thought you needed help or something.
Now that I know you're a vet, your Internet Pervert theme is suddenly much funnier! :eek

[Sacks]

SPETSNAZ IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

[Spetsnaz]

How did you friggin think to look that up? You didn't just copy/paste from one of those adbots did you?

A friend sent it to me over MSN, and I figured since some of you are at least as fucked up as I am, you wouldn't mind viewing it.

Guess I was wrong on that one.

[Tadao]

Haha, he thinks he's fucked up. How cute.

[Spetsnaz]

Haha, he thinks he's fucked up. How cute.

http://i15.tinypic.com/8c2ev6s.jpg

[Zomboid]

JUST HORRIBLE

[Sethomas]

spetsnaz do u have the internet

[Asila]

Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

[Tadao]

Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

Cool, I hope you post some of your writing.

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, you're gonna have to highlight that cock, all I see is a plough. :(

Old Board Fun:
Jixby:"The reason I have a banana in my ear is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Glowbelly: "The reason I have a monkey in my head is because I'm trying to lure the bananas outside."
Broverg:"The reason I have a banana in my ass is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Chimp:"The reason there's a banana in my ass is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! >:


Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him.

[Tadao]

" Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him."

You know I'm really a noob right? I am a girl who "was" posing as a boy though.

Besides, who could act so new to the boards? :confused

:squigly:hypno:squigly:love

Anyways... Maybe there is as penis there and maybe there isn't. I might just be seeing pennisiesesi

[Guitar Woman]

I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

[Guitar Woman]

Also, Yahtzee enjoyed Crysis today!

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2048/sprayaw6.jpg

[Tadao]

I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

Hey! Why did you create me just to put me down :(

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, if you're now a girl then your avatar is suddenly gay.

Usually I am very good at spotting penises. ;(

Old Boards:

Winston 'Seth' Smith:"That's why I think I'm going to kick you in the penis until it bleeds really bad, and you'll say 'I wish I had a vagina because it wouldn't hurt nearly this bad if I were kicked in the vagina instead of the penis."

Chojin should start going through all the different Asian Man avatars he had.

[Asila]

It's like a mystery except instead of wanting to solve it, my head just hurts really badly

[Tadao]

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....

And bunnies are for girls.... or homo's so yeah! Take that!

[Pub Lover]

Bunnies are fundamentally masculine. >:

[Tadao]

Ugh, now I can't look at my "My Melody" collection.

[Pub Lover]

Might as well be dancing penises. :(

[Asila]

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....

Hey now, don't drag me...
Wait, no...no, I'm actually fine with that.


Might as well be dancing penises. :(
That would be awesome.

[Tadao]

I don't like the book we wrote :( I like our story, just not the way we tell it.

[Asila]

Which seems like such an excellent time to start pretending that I'm really you.

[Tadao]

Hey, I'm just being honest with myself.
Ba dump Tshhhhhhh

[Asila]

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much, you've been a great audience! We'll be here all week!

[Neen]

I am profoundly.... uh... damn it's late:sleep

[Asila]

It's snowing!
Okay, I know snow happens a lot, but it never ever snows here.

[jared]

John and Nancy are a couple now. John breeds dogs for food. Nancy is a strong girl: Nancy can bench press a cow. Nancy has a dog. Alas, Nancy's dog has died. Nancy tells John he'd better bury that dog or else. Nancy's mother is so fat she can't even move. Nancy carries her to the tub three times each day. John can save some money and effort if he eats Nancy's dog. Nancy's visiting her great aunt at the Bolshevik museum. If John eats Nancy's dead dog, at what time will the train come in at Norfolk station?

[Tadao]

Blue!

[Tadao]

Snow is fun when you don't live in it constantly.

[Tadao]

Sooooo have you ever created a good thread?

http://i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=68865

[jared]

459 posts since Dec 21st. You talk too much.

[Tadao]

Are we playing edit our posts?

[executioneer]

http://www.scoobydooweloveyou.com/redherring.jpg

[jared]

Could the dwarf butler be number one? Or is he just a red herring?
You are number six.
I am not a number, I am a free man.

[Tadao]

http://somegaysite

So sorry.
Last edited by jared : Nov 6th, 2007 at 09:09 AM. Reason: Shame

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[arg_zombies]

Sup guys, I'm all wet and cold because it was raining.
Fancy that.

[Chojin]

Has anyone else noticed that Mockery has become a spammer lately?

[Chojin]

This last post brought to you as part of the "Chojin: The Classics" selection, since Mockery deleted it in that other thread.

Which is totally something a spammer would do.


Spammer.

[MLE]

But you see, it would have derailed that gem of a thread.

[Mockery]

GIRLFRIEND BACKUP SYSTEM: ACTIVATE!

[Pub Lover]

Ladies & Gentlemen, there is to be no fighting in the chat room!

[Esuohlim]

I would totally fuck Lori Loughlin if she were 20 years younger :(

[Esuohlim]

:x

[Pub Lover]

I remember thinking Charisma Carpenter was a young Lori Loughlin, but it seems they are pretty much the same age.

And it's totally those 20 years that are the only sticking point in your plan.

[Zomboid]

I'd still fuck both aunt becky and cordelia.

[Chojin]

Roger you might want to delete that post of yours, this thread is about chatting

[Zomboid]

Speaking of which, check out part 2 of the stupid toys coverage!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys2/ (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/../shorts/stupid-toys2/)
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys2/spidey4.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Oh Internet, sometimes... Sometimes I don't know.

http://htfvidcaps.dyndns.org/soggo/

Are women chained to walls NSFW? They are not naked... but it's really not something I'd want to be seen looking at.

[MarioRPG]

hahah, I wouldn't want to be seen watching that either.

[Tadao]

nice collection

[Cedar]

Punkster_Fx is a fucking wanker,
"MAKING THINGS UNCALCULATED IS THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MUSIC NO INTELLECTUALISM JUST EMOTION."
punk died when every faggot like him started yelling oi! oi! punks not dead

[Sam]

Milhouse is a terrible moderator I told him about a RAPIST running about the message board and instead of dealing with it he picks on some music fag. >:

[Zomboid]

PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

[Esuohlim]

I ALREADY HANDLED YOUR "PROBLEM"

[Pub Lover]

That music thread should not have been locked. Prog vs. Punk? A very culturally significant thread.

[Esuohlim]

PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

I just closed it I wasn't the one that sent it to Thread Backups :(

[Mockery]

Punkster_Fx is a fucking wanker
Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:

[Sam]

ESUOHLIM: FRIEND OF THE RAPIST

[Pub Lover]

PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:
As an author of one of the shitty posts in that thread, & many others, I disagree with your revisionism. >:

[Cedar]

Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:
look in the i hate prog rock thread

[Esuohlim]

Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:

Just some douchebag who joined 15 minutes ago to make posts in the Music forum about why the music everyone else listens to sucks

[Pub Lover]

But the music we listen to DOES suck. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Plus Rog doesn't know about the non-GB/articles forums, so don't mention them to him. ;(

[george]

bronsen pinochet?

[Pub Lover]

Dang, double post. :(

:lol

[george]

perhaps a picture will help:

http://perfect_strangers.iwannaforum.com/images_templates/SoftBlue/logo.jpg

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

It's also an intro thread.

I joined this forum once a loooong time ago was given the rather useful advice not to bump threads. I'm going to avoid that by posting my OWN introduction thread because I'm so important. It's painful how important I am. I can't live with myself I'm so important.

Well, anyway, I'm rather new. So y'all better enjoy my presence. Or I'll tell someone important. Like myself.

-Al

[MLE]

there's already one that's sticky and it's blatantly tagged "NEW USERS" at the beginning.

[george]

i was taking a dump when i realized how important you are.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

I KNOW! That's when I realized it, too (when you were taking a dump).

[george]

why you would want to watch me take a dump is beyong me, but if you HAVE to be into that kind of thing you made an awsome viewing choice.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

Well, I wasn't really WATCHING, I was just sort of metaphysically aware that you were taking a dump.

[george]

so your one true talent is knowing when people take a shit?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what a great super power

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

Well, maybe. But I also have a talent regarding knowing when people are buying Vaseline(tm). And it has to be Vaseline(tm). Not just regular "Petroleum Jelly."

[Tadao]

Again?

[Tadao]

Well, maybe. But I also have a talent regarding knowing when people are buying Vaseline(tm). And it has to be Vaseline(tm). Not just regular "Petroleum Jelly."

You must have a very sensitive asshole.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what about KY? do you sense when someone with KY molecules on his penis is near...like, behind you?

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

If I did, that would save me a lot of ER visits.

[Fathom Zero]

Yes - Leave it

[george]

apparently he is allergic to ky, and indiscriminate about who comes up behind him with lube.

what a maroon.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

It depends... Will I get small change out of it?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wait, you mean you'll let a stranger buttfuck you for pocket change? You'd be popular at truckstops...

[george]

you don't have to take over the family business you know.

there are plenty of jobs out there for people who are special. there was an old crack head i used to work with that got bumped from his job cleaning tables at the mall food court by a retarded kid. if you reached for the stars, you could possibly be a good enough retard to land a job.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

I sure am. Especially in Wyoming. There's like, nobody in Wyoming, so truck drivers get all hot and bothered when they see me standing there, waving my feather-boa about and going, "Looking for a good time, handsome?" Even though they're not exactly HANDSOME, but still. A guy's gotta' get his vending machine dinner from somewhere.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wow...you're not even pathetic enough to be funny....

[Zomboid]

SAM TELLS ME YOU LIKE RAPE, MILHOUSE. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT LATER ON

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

I'm not trying. I'm just sort of letting whatever falls out of me fall out.

[Tadao]

This is your masterpiece eh?

You should get another username and start over.

[Esuohlim]

;)

[Dr. Boogie]

Manfred Sodom.

[MarioRPG]

Yes - Leave it

I just thought of the mummies from Majora's Mask.

[MarioRPG]

I love these posts! They're cute!

[Dr. Boogie]

I just thought of the philly cheesesteak place down the street.

[Tadao]

I just thought of a little philly I'd like to take to my place

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Chojin, please lock this thread and move it to thread backups....

[Chojin]

this is not a thread backup. at all. :<

[Pub Lover]

Chatroom thread addition? :)

[Chojin]

a capital idea, old chum

[Pub Lover]

I am filled with mirth and glee when I get this to happen. :)

I am punching the air in happiness. :)

I am really pathetic. :(

But still happy. ;)

[Dr. Boogie]

You are a thread horder, Pub.

[Chojin]

pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

[Pub Lover]

Indeed. :eek

I particularly like the new meanings the fragmented posts take on.

Just who is Fathom telling to 'Leave It'? What does Esuohlim mean with his wink?

[JediScum]

Dick Kraken

[Chojin]

i'm lol'ing :<

[Zomboid]

Roger Barr :picklehat

Speaking of Bronson though, one of my roommates and I have been watching the deathwish series every night on AMC. Last night was part 3 and thus far, the best.

[Pub Lover]

pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

This is so backwards crying lol that I don't think I'm gonna post anymore today. :x

See you guys Monday. >:

[Dixie]

Carl Sagan
*sigh*

[Chojin]

what is a backwards crying lol? ;<

it sounds TECHNICAL

[Dr. Boogie]

In I-Mockery chat thread, tears cry YOU! :lol

[PocketMonster]

Hi everyone! You guys crack me up. My name is Jason, but you can call me Jace! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO F#@%ING FUNNY! I'M 15 GOING ON 12 HAHAHA Opps left the caps lock on. :sadclownface

[dirtyxblondexdame]

woah. what the hell just happened in that post?

Jace is my new BFF.

[Madman914]

back dame he's my new Best F for E

[Cosmo Electrolux]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!11111!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!11111!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMGSADCLOWNFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! !!!!111

[Cosmo Electrolux]

stfu!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!one!! !!!!!THEONEANDONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!ACHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Robert Anton Wilson

[Madman914]

lqtm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!100101010!!!!!!

[Tadao]

:\

[Cosmo Electrolux]

>:

[Qwarx]

Better be prepared to contribute something, or get banned.

No pressure or anything.

[PocketMonster]

woah. what the hell just happened in that post?

Jace is my new BFF.

I don't think I know you. Are you in my school? I'm not going to say where I go because you guys might go to my school! What are the odds of that TEE HEE!

What do I have to do to not get banned? Make a cartoon? I can't draw :sadclownface

[PocketMonster]

HEY YOU DONT HAVE THE SAD CLOWN FACE :(

[executioneer]

whose character is this

[Tadao]

wtf?

[Tadao]

It's hard to read in here.

[Sethomas]

Woden. (I've met only one person with this name. He said his name and I was all like, "Woden? The early medieval Anglicization of Odin?" It was.

HONORABLE EXCLUSIONS:
Gérard Depardieu
Maurice Chevalier
In fact, roughly 95% of French names from after circa 1450.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I don't think I know you. Are you in my school? I'm not going to say where I go because you guys might go to my school! What are the odds of that TEE HEE!

*crosses fingers hoping this is a joke*

[PocketMonster]

What happened? I got put in here?

[Tadao]

What happened? I got put in here?

Goto the chatroom, it's at the top of the forums right now.

[executioneer]

yeah this is where threads go to die

[Dr. Boogie]

It's more of a thread dumpster, really.

[Madman914]

Dr. Duncan Steel

[Qwarx]

What do I have to do to not get banned? Make a cartoon? I can't draw :sadclownface

I was just kidding. Someone requested me to be temporarily banned and used that as one of the reasons.

Speaking of which, was I ever banned?

[PocketMonster]

*crosses fingers hoping this is a joke*

Wow, your cute. You don't go to my school that's for sure!
:blush

[Tadao]

It's hard to read in here.

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[Emu]

I think we should just combine all of the threads into this one and see how long it gets.

[PocketMonster]

I was just kidding. Someone requested me to be temporarily banned and used that as one of the reasons.

Speaking of which, was I ever banned?

OMG, I was scared there for a second! DON"T DO THAT!!!

[Neen]

Who's this asshole?

[executioneer]

this message board is not for 9 year olds come on

[Tadao]

why are so many online today? Is ROG having a singup at Chucky Cheese?

[Qwarx]

I wish...:conspiracy

[Fathom Zero]

NO ONE LIKES THE GAYS

WHY?

[Tadao]

I like gays, they don't hit on me. My new character The Stig is gay.

[Tadao]

Rock Hardy

[Esuohlim]

There really should be a separate thread for shit we dump in from other threads, because if jerks are being annoying in here nothing can be done about it

[Esuohlim]

I mean I'm sort of like Pub this thread is my sanctuary :x

[Tadao]

Maybe we should put this thread in backups before it gets ruined? Let's have a poll.

[Esuohlim]

HOLD YOUR HORSES WE'RE NOT GOING THERE AGAIN

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=8799

1/6 of this thread belongs to Pub :eek

[Tadao]

wow, I'm climbing pretty fast in here.

[Grislygus]

I've posted one hundred forty eight times in here?

The fuck do I even talk about

[Esuohlim]

Probably how awesome the thread is

[dirtyxblondexdame]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/imockevil.jpg

[Madman914]

God help us.

[Chojin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k

i love this youtuber ;<

[Guitar Woman]

yeah well I love THIS youtuber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sazc4Bgt-L8

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[executioneer]

mrsimon is my favourite

[ItalianStereotype]

GUYS I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES WITH MY HAUNTED HAMBRUGER LOLO (http://www.lasagnacat.com/CheeseburgerInParadise.mov)

[MLE]

Nikola Tesla <3

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Sputum Jizznutz

[Dr. Boogie]

Rick Rockcock.

[Emu]

Brick Breakface.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Jim Assripper

[Spetsnaz]

Vlad the Impaler.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Peter Steele

[DuFresne]

Bludd Anguttz

[MarioRPG]

I refuse to click something that reminds me of work.

[Sethomas]

Some ideas of humor I've recently had, in whatever seems to you the most appropriate mode of presentation:

1. In the 15th century, two young folk (one of each gender) speak of courtly love in contrast to their sexual exploits. The squire wants to seem worldly and experienced, yet still live up to the ideals of chivalry which had actually died out by the previous century. The maiden impresses herself as being utterly naive and vulnerable. When the subject of unicorns comes up, it is noted that they can only be touched by a virgin. Eventually, a unicorn appears. It takes kindly to the young man, who insists to it that he's not a virgin, but nevertheless the unicorn nudges him and demands attention. When the damsel, having proven her impurity, tries to handle the unicorn she is impaled nonchalantly by the beast's horn.

2. I once was told that the mayor of NYC once banned films from being made in the city that depicted it in a less-than-sparkly image. This happened after movies like Taxi Driver and such made NYC of the 70s appear almost as terrible as it actually was. The ban was in place for decades, and was actually cited as a reason for which the city saw a dramatic decrease in crime.

Anyways, the fact that it's a flagrant violation of artistic expression made me ask, "would this fly in the midwest?" The only way to find out, then, is for major film makers to create a number of heinously violent films in the same midwestern city. I think Muncie, Indiana deserves it. (I fucking hate Muncie.) Violent titles will come out regularly, all set in Muncie. The plots won't need substance, they'll simply need to scare the shit out of anyone who wants to visit the hometown of Jim Davis and alma mater of David Letterman. After a few years, we should evaluate the kinds of legal sanctions Muncie puts into place to offset their losses.

3. A parody of the popular Vlog series, "Quarterlife". It will be "Quarterlife: 867 AD" and will feature an illiterate 7-year-old peasant of the Western Realm of the Holy Roman Empire. She recounts the tribulations of viking raids and such to the only audience that will listen, a family sheep that is slaughtered and eaten in the final episode.

[Asila]

Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now, simply for #1. We'll send you the details of the stalking at a later date.

Sometimes I can't even tell, but the recent thread dumps have made the chat read like the ramblings of mildly psychotic people. That's awesome, keep it up.

[Tadao]

Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now

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[Emu]

what is this sad clown shit

[Dixie]

It needs to stop.

[PocketMonster]

http://www.littlebeasts.com/assets/halloween2006/lola-clown-vy-l.jpg

[Dixie]

http://www.arrmo.com/arrmo_avatars/mingming_avatar.jpg
This is sewious!

[Tadao]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/tmsandsts/Other/mudkip_smiley3.gif

[Dixie]

Too late. PocketMonster ruined Pokemon Ruby for me.

[PocketMonster]

sorry

[Fathom Zero]

What the Hell is going on in here?

[Tadao]

Something disturbing.

[executioneer]

guys i'm starting to think that making 4chan references should be a instaban offense

[Dixie]

You're probably right.

[Tadao]

Or at least a one week time out? For those who didn't know.

[Tadao]

I would have to go to 4chan to learn what is 4chan. Don't make me do that :(

[Guitar Woman]

The only thing you really have to avoid is /b/. It's horrendous.

[MattJack]

So I met my first furry last night! He wasn't in costume, BUT he did talk about how he is a furry and how he hates a lot of other furs bcuz they are "lazy and don't have jobs!"

He also had fangs! Like he has vampire fangs!

He also told me to "climb down from the faggot tree!"

What a night!

[Qwarx]

He'd get along with those other furry guys that joined a while ago.

[Tadao]

He'd get along with those other furry guys that joined a while ago.

The forhead slap is 4chan right?

[Fathom Zero]

Don't even try to say that there are any redeeming qualities about 4chan.

DON'T EVEN TRY.

[Tadao]

The only thing you really have to avoid is /b/. It's horrendous.


I guess I should go and look...

I'm PocketMonster

Sorry?

[Misdemonar]

So I met my first furry last night! He wasn't in costume, BUT he did talk about how he is a furry and how he hates a lot of other furs bcuz they are "lazy and don't have jobs!"

He also had fangs! Like he has vampire fangs!

He also told me to "climb down from the faggot tree!"

What a night!

upperrcut him

[Asila]

Ugh, some people are jerks. If you don't want to talk to someone you should at least tell them, not just suddenly start ignoring them, goddamnit.

[Neen]

Do you lend stuff to people who talk shit behind your back? I think not, fuckhead.

amiright?

[Emu]

I can't decide if neti pots are great or horrible. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I can't decide if neti pots are great or horrible. :(

super gross. EW!

[Emu]

I've been living with a sinus infection for a month and a half that keeps coming back against antibiotics, sprays and Sudafed. This thing is actually helping and it's worth the embarrassment.

[Esuohlim]

I'd probably do it wrong and drown :(

[Esuohlim]

That "caption the avatar above you" thread is a travesty and if I were GADZOOKS I would have disappeared too >:

[Tadao]

How come no one is really hateing very hard.

[Esuohlim]

In reference to what, you being PocketMonster?

[Tadao]

No, that's not worth hate. I mean in general. I don't know how to explain it.

[Tadao]

like take for instance Et Tu right now. He needs to be bitch smacked. But I guess if he doesn't stick around and fight you can't really get a good hate going.

[Esuohlim]

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN AROUND HERE THESE DAYS AND IF YOU'RE MEAN TO SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES AND THEY WHINE ABOUT IT YOU COULD GET BANNED IS WHY >:

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:

[Tadao]

Please don't use that rule on me. I want to enjoy it here.

[executioneer]

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN AROUND HERE THESE DAYS AND IF YOU'RE MEAN TO SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES AND THEY WHINE ABOUT IT YOU COULD GET BANNED IS WHY >:

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:
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