I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Asila]

:tear

I will miss you all

[RaNkeri]

it's time to test my rice cooker :eek

[Asila]

Not you, shutup Rankeri

[Pub Lover]

Good one, Ranny-K. ;)

[Asila]

OH GEEZ

[Pub Lover]

it's time to test my rice cooker :eek

If she is any good will you marry her?

[Pub Lover]

OH GEEZ

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[Asila]

A good stirfry is a better test

[Asila]

HEY PUB?

MY ANGEL?

MY SWEET?

[Asila]

FUCK OFF

[Pub Lover]

No way, this is my house! :eek

[Asila]

THAT MAY BE

BUT MY OFFER STILL STANDS

[Pub Lover]

Remember when Sam told you to STFU? :eek

Good times. :(

[Asila]

IT WAS GREAT

DON'T YOU WISH NOW THAT I TOOK ORDERS?

[Pub Lover]

How many wishes do I have?

Because you getting a clue would probably be up there.

[Asila]

NUMBER ONE MAYBE?

TRUST ME THAT I KNOW :(

[Asila]

It is oh so insulting that you would pick me out of every other newcomer to hate.

KISSES!

[Asila]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27722821/wid/11915773?GT1=31037

It seems like the thing to do after a major plane crash, eh?

[Pub Lover]

What?

[Asila]

WUT?

[Asila]

OH MAN now I don't even make sense to me

Yay suicide time

[Pub Lover]

Do It! I dare ya!

[Asila]

SUCK MY COCK FIRST

[RaNkeri]

the rice is cooked soon, yay

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Asila]

Seriously stop doing that shit

[Asila]

You're gonna leave me here with Rankeri aren't you

FUCK

AND FUCK YOU WHISKEY

[RaNkeri]

seriosuly stop being such a ***ch >:

[Asila]

NO

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, PLUS

IT JUST COMES SO NATURALLY

[Asila]

also i dated a scandinavian guy once who was a real asshole so now I don't like any of yous

[Pub Lover]

How is the food, Ran-RanKisses?

[Asila]

and I'm the jerk

[Asila]

I MEAN IT'S JUST THE THREE OF US WE MIGHT AS WELL FIGHT

EXCEPT SCREW YOU GUYS I CAN FIGHT ALL ON MY OWN

[RaNkeri]

How is the food, Ran-RanKisses?

Pretty good

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/delicious.jpg

I have to add in more water next time, this rice turned out to be a bit dry.

[Pub Lover]

What alcohol did you drink with that?

[RaNkeri]

Water :(

[Asila]

JERKS

i've lost my mp3 player and fell down the stairs I dedicate my sore shinbone to you

jerks

[Pub Lover]

Is Saturday a religious day in Finland or something, Boy?

[RaNkeri]

I can't really afford to drink alcohol with every meal.

I only drink alcohol on weekend evenings

That a promlem, P.L Verne?

[Pub Lover]

I understand not being able to afford to drink all the time. :eek

If only I let that be a reason to stop. :(

[Asila]

Oh too bad he left.

Now you'll never know

[Pub Lover]

Never know what? He answered all my questions.

[Asila]

AND I DON'T

TRY CHECKING YOUR FUCKING MAIL ONCE IN A WHILE AS A COMPLETELY RANDOM THOUGHT

[Pub Lover]

Sure, as long as you try making coherent statements occasionally. :eek

Haha, I'm kidding. You attempt it all the time, I'm sure. ;)

[Asila]

It's so hard, being incoherently bitchy.

But we try.

[RaNkeri]

I just beat Alien Storm

My score was 68 and rank "Soldier"

[Pub Lover]

Well done, Son. Have a cookie! :)

[RaNkeri]

celiac disease, remember? :(

[Asila]

think before you speak, really!

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

This is for you Assila ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.garudainternational.com/5sunglfrcookiepack.jpg

[Asila]

heh

[Asila]

you may as well just finish being insulting, sheesh

[Pub Lover]

Ranny-K, I bet those cookies taste like ass. :(

[Asila]

again.

miiiiight as well just finish being an ass

[Pub Lover]

You see, my Finnish friend, those cookies are also vegan as well as gluten-free, and as a vegan myself, I know well that vegan food tastes bad. :(

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, 10,000 Volt Ghost. :)

I am surprised that you are only 24.

[Shrubfest]

Wow. Looks like it was a fun night.

[Pub Lover]

Not for Mrs. Rankeri. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Hahah.

So Pub, what time you at?

[Pub Lover]

It is 1:40 am on Sunday. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Wow. Your about 12 hours ahead of me. I'm at 12:45 saturday. Thinkin about lunch.

[Pub Lover]

Yes, 13 is about 12. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Shh.
I can't count. I gots dyscalculia.

[Pub Lover]

What are you thinking of having for lunch? :eek

[Shrubfest]

Cheese on toast, maybe bacon.
Thrilling i know!

[Pub Lover]

I really miss cheese on toast. I miss it with Worcester Sauce even more.

I crave bacon everyday. :(

[Pub Lover]

Your plan is sound! :eek

[Shrubfest]

Get some?

Oh. Vegan. Sorry.
Is Worcester sauce not vegan? We don't have any. :shame

[MetalMilitia]

Vegans are the worst type of person.

[Pub Lover]

It often has Anchovies, and some people consider fish to be animals.

[Shrubfest]

That is indeed an animal.

Do you have to get up in the night to snack?

[Pub Lover]

Vegans are the worst type of person.

I agree. ;D

Fuck the whole Vega System!

[Pub Lover]

http://feyaccompli.com/images/pickle.jpeg

[Pub Lover]

Do you have to get up in the night to snack?

I have to get up in the night to go to work. :(

[MetalMilitia]

job- Cowboy Journalist


Lots of news to be written about in the night I presume.

[Shrubfest]

Today: The night is dark. Again.

[Pub Lover]

My night is your day. :/

[Shrubfest]

Cheese on toast completed.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Dixie]

Time for greasy morning after burger.
Nothing settles Jager-tummy like a Whopper Jr.

[MetalMilitia]

I had pizza for breakfast. Not the best thing for a hangover but it beats cooking.

[liquidstatik]

..

[RaNkeri]

my breakfast was my lunch :(

[Kitsa]

I made pancakes from scratch and they were wonderful.

[Guitar Woman]

I made eggs on toast!

Really buttery, salty eggs. I think I'm having a heart attack.

[Kitsa]

I just got the second weirdest flickr comment ever.

"She sleeps in noodles... The person downwards!!!!"


...what the blue fuck does that mean?

[Tadao]

Hehe, I need to sign up and leve you strange messages.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday, 10,000 Volt Ghost. :)

I am surprised that you are only 24.


Thanks Pub :). I'm surprised too. I feel and look at least twice that.

[BLEU]

Whoa, whoa--didn't we used to have a specific forum for cooking, and another for animals and shit?

WHAT HAPPENED?

[Pub Lover]

Who did you used to be, Honey?

[Tadao]

We also had a special area for people like you Bleu!

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/03/27/bostonterriermazziepinnamazzie.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

dogtard

[BLEU]

Man, I don't even remember my last username and the e-mail address I used to create it is history now.

How long have those forums been gone? It's like I went out for milk and when I came back two of my best friends were eaten. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Glad you're back, Bleu.


*HUGS*

[Pub Lover]

DWP, go to hell! >:

*awkward-hugs*

[Pub Lover]

#50600

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/California-fires-segway.jpg

[Tadao]

Man, I don't even remember my last username and the e-mail address I used to create it is history now.

How long have those forums been gone? It's like I went out for milk and when I came back two of my best friends were eaten. :tear

More like, you go out for smokes and you come back to your two best friends kissing.

[DevilWearsPrada]

boner hugs

[RaNkeri]

I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS

[Kitsa]

I'm making a hockey-themed Christmas display in my front yard.

If everyone's gonna stare, they might as well stare at something interesting.

[Tadao]

I hope baby Jesus is the puck.

[Kitsa]

Oh, sha-ZAM, Tadao! Religious disrespect FTW!

Actually, no, the pucks are going to hang from the trees, I'm already painting the styrofoam discs.

I'm making a near-to-lifesize Pascal Leclaire to station in front of the goal because he's all hawt and stuff.

The goal is awesome- the poles are lit in red and I used white net-lights for the net.

[Neen]

Knock the wisdom teeth out ouf the wise men.

[Kitsa]

IF ANYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY DOUBTED MY HOCKEY FANDOM, THEN BY DAMN I'M A-GONNA PROVE 'EM WRONG!

[Dixie]

I like your new avatar Kitsa!

[Kitsa]

Thank you. That's my honorary kitty Comrade.

[Pub Lover]

Chairman Meow. :x

[Dixie]

He's awesome!
I like how he looks like he's about to tell a firing squad to shoot.

[Kitsa]

lol, I was fucking around in Photoshop trying to improve my skillz.

I like this incarnation:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/commie3copy.jpg

Her name is Commie because:
- she's a Russian Blue
- she believes that anything we own should be shared with her
- she's keen on Mao

[Dixie]

Ahh it's a she! Sorry!
You should photoshop her head on one of the Ilsa movie covers! Like Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia.
The broadcast look is good, goes well with her complexion.

[Dixie]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o242/jbird_018/ilsa-tigress.jpg
God I love that movie.
And Dyanne Thorne.

[Kitsa]

lol

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ilsakittycopy.jpg

Isn't it a fortunate thing that my photoshoppings are completely unhindered by talent?

[Guitar Woman]

woah

[Kitsa]

Well, I guess realistically it'd be more like this:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ilsa2.jpg

...although that's getting into some fucked-up furry territory right there.

[Dixie]

I LOVE IT!

[Aaarg]

I assumed it was Meow Zedong, which is something I drew in my notebook all the time as a freshman in high school.

[Dixie]

Good Morning Everybody!
I hope you're well rested.
I have a feeling this week is gonna suck.
Mostly because my in-laws will be visiting.

[Kitsa]

I do too, but for different reasons :(

[Dixie]

Why will your week suck?

[Kitsa]

Oh, money's tight as usual and I've got a lot to worry about.

[Dixie]

I hear ya!
We've been spending too much too.
:(

[Dixie]

I'm bored again.
Someone entertain me before I force myself to do something useful and constructive.

[Dixie]

FINE
I'll go clean my kitchen
:(

[terrva]

Tag team back again, check it to wreck it let's begin, party on party people let me hear some noise, DC's in the house jump jump rejoice!

Whoever invented party rap was a genious.

[Guitar Woman]

So I drank enough coffee to kill a small horse last night

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[Pub Lover]

all online multiplayer sucks, guys, it doesn't matter what platform it's on or what game

Nah, Co-op is also Multiplayer, mostly online and it´s excellent. As long as you play with people you know.

i don't know anyone

Willie considers going outside as multiplayer and avoids that game as much as possible.

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

:]

[Tadao]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081114-ghettomenu.jpg

[ElPila666]

:oneofthosedays

[Pub Lover]

FREDDY!
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MY SEXY ARGENTINIAN FRIEND?

[RaNkeri]

Hahahah, Freddy :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

We were heading up a midsize county road, gas stations and small businesses on one side, woods and river on the other, when suddenly there appeared this huge police helicopter. It was flying very, very low over the street, hovering, like it was looking for something. I wanted to get a pic but we passed under it too fast.

Wonder who they were looking for. I don't live too far away- little scared now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some bird crapped on my car for my birthday yesterday. :(

[Dixie]

Awwww
Well Happy Birthday!
I would pee in your yard if you were closer.

[Grislygus]

A BELATED GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MISS CIG
We seem to keep missing each other when we're bored as shit >: :(





On a related note, does anyone else have that little voice in their heads that identifies her as "Cig", as in a cigarette?

[Sam]

NO

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I think of her as Cig. :x

Bt eww, that looks wrong. CIG... Much better.

[Dixie]

I am a chainsmoker, so I feel that's relevant.

[Grislygus]

THIS GAME IS LIKE NIGHTMARE CREATURES AND DEAD OR ALIVE ALL MIXED UP I WILL BE SURE TO JERK OFF WHILE I PLAY THIS.

I still have Nightmare Creatures

I remember being pissed that I couldn't play the second one

[Dixie]

These Boost nutritional drinks are actually pretty good.
I like the strawberry, haven't been brave enough to try the other flavors yet.

[Sam]

BECAUSE YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YOU JERKING OFF TO THE FIRST ONE AND BANNED IT FROM YOUR HOUSE. >:

[Grislygus]

I didn't have a damn Dreamcast, pal. I whack off to my grisly horror games with my doors locked, thank you very much

[Sam]

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION ALSO, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. >:

[Grislygus]

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/NC.jpg

OH DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER

[Grislygus]

AND I MISSED IT

[Sam]

I JUST SAID IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION >:

[Sam]

HAHAHA AND YOU MISSED IT >:

[Grislygus]

AND I MISSED IT

[Grislygus]

GORESPEWING PUSTULENT WHORESONS OF AN INBRED SHEEPHERDER, I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT

[Pub Lover]

I can't find my fool missed brak image, so this'll have to do:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thank Cig. I'll cut up a piece of my lawn and UPS it to you.


Also, me and a friend are making Palin/Quayle in 0'12 bumper stickers soon.

[RaNkeri]

hehehehehe

You missed me

dumb fuck

[Shrubfest]

Joy.
I'm a failed page brak.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The movie Dark City kind of reminded me of Nightmare Creatures too. I heard NC 2 wasn't that good though.

[Pub Lover]

Joy.
I'm a failed page brak.

I totally could find the other one. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

But I like your moustache more than his. :x

[Shrubfest]

You zoomed in that much, eh?

[Pub Lover]

Masturbation gives me supervision. :orgasm

[RaNkeri]

I remember playing a demo of Nightmare Creatures back in the early days of PS

[Grislygus]

Saturday Night Live has never, ever, EVER been funny, to any degree, at all, and I have no idea where the general misconception that it was came from.

MadTV was ok.

































Seriously?

[Grislygus]

Mr. Bill? Not funny. Point, Counterpoint? Not funny. Black Mr. Rogers? Not funny. Akroyd as Nixon vs. Frank Zappa as a political Van Helsing? Not funny. Every single timeless, hilarious bit and focal point for modern skit comedy, not funny.



Now anime and family guy, that's some timeless television right there. HUZZAH FOR THE CARTOON GENERATION

[Tadao]

Hahaha I can see the veins growing.

[MarioRPG]

I rarely find SNL funny, I did like the Celebrity Jeopardy segments. I don't think I've watched it in some months.
Although MADtv is much less funny. I can't recall sitting through an episode.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Hahaha I can see the veins growing.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4143/grislygusoo4.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.

First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom!

[Sam]

GRISLYGUS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU POP SOMETHING!

[Pub Lover]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PubRage.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Another reason I hate Saturday Night Live is that Will Ferrel got famous because of it

[Pub Lover]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/l_0ff596b624c242428b8b58e2753c5713.jpg
Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[Sam]

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/zeldasbiggestfan.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

who's the hot chick in that 'WANT YOUR COCK!' picture anyways?

[Asila]

SAM'S GIRLFRIEND

[Pub Lover]

Mrs. Sam.

Too slow, Esuohlim. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Dang it, Mrs. Rankeri. :(

[Tadao]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/l_0ff596b624c242428b8b58e2753c5713.jpg
Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek
Yowza!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.

First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom!


Sounds like you're an overly caring type person. That's probably the reason for the craziness w/girls that are attracted to you.

[Tadao]

Sounds more like a made up story.

[ElPila666]

That's Mandy Moore :love

[Pub Lover]

Did she have her giant mole removed then? :x
BUT IS IT LONG ENOUGH?

NO :tear Happy now! ME JAPANESIE PEEPEE :bow

Pics please. :(

[Tadao]

I don't have a big enough zoom :(

[Guitar Woman]

Sounds like you're an overly caring type person.
You have no idea, actually :(

[Tadao]

I hope you die on your bday Spetsnaz (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6849), cause you sucked.

[MattJack]

cleavage!

my only weakness ;_;

[MattJack]

and chocolate milk ;_;

[MetalMilitia]

Oh man, on another forum I post on I've got an internet tough-guy "owning" me. I'm just glad I have my family around me to help me though these harrowing times. :tear

[Sam]

Is it Guitar Woman?

[Tadao]

u mean powning joo

[Pub Lover]

*RUBS MM'S BELLY*

[MattJack]

share the fourrummzzz man

[MetalMilitia]

share the fourrummzzz man

It's not even remotely funny of interesting. He's just made a spoof account of mine and posted such outrageous threads as "[Poll] Are you gay?".

[Dixie]

We can help.

[Sam]

It's Gamefaqs isn't it?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[MetalMilitia]

I wouldn't want to put you guys in the cross-hairs, you might get called gay and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy (guitar woman)

[Sam]

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

[Dixie]

I like her.
:)

[MattJack]

is that really sam's gf?

[Pub Lover]

It's his lager drenched Yorkshire Pudding. ;)

[Zomboid]

I AM TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCK AND SHOWING SAM THE FUNNY CHAT PARTS

[MattJack]

yea I thought that was Shrubfest or whatever her name is

[Sam]

I AM TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCK AND SHOWING SAM THE FUNNY CHAT PARTS

HELL YES BRAH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You have no idea, actually :(


I found out it helps a lot if you just don't care as much. I'm pretty sure manliness is measured in how many women have scorned you + chopping down a tree by yourself.

[Dixie]

Way to go Sam!

[Asila]

Sam is all about the Shrubfest

[Sam]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[Asila]

Everyone have a celebratory clap for Sam!

[Dixie]

I've got some clap for him.

[Neen]

The clap is hardly anything to celebrate about.

[Sam]

I'd celebrate it.

[Kitsa]

I was just working through some more photochop tedium and was thinking...do you think anyone has ever used photoshop to completely fuck with Alzheimer's people?

"And here's you with Hitler, Grandma..."

[Dixie]

Sounds like something fun for nursing homes!

[Esuohlim]

Hey Shrubfest...

hi whats up :(

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

RANKERI MY GOOD BUDDY

HOW IS FINLAND THIS TIME OF YEAR?

[RaNkeri]

rainy and dark :goth

[MetalMilitia]

Just like Milhouse's heart

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

You're supposed to say "THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :("

[RaNkeri]

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

[Shrubfest]

I just backed through those last few pages.

I never knew I wanted so many peoples cocks.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, you did. You skanky hoebag. :love

[Shrubfest]

As long as all these cocks don't stop me doing uni work.

[Grislygus]

Awright guys, managed to keep my face from exploding in a fit of nerdrage.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PubRage.gif

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/1234.jpg

[Tadao]

hello shrub, pub, and a gus

[Grislygus]

Hello Bunny Rabbit

[Shrubfest]

Hi.

[Pub Lover]

Hey T-Dawg.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/1234.jpg
Am I to take from this rendition's lack of face that the girl in the pink dress is your underaged femme beau?

[Grislygus]

Not that it matters now that I put her pic in photobucket, I'm just feeling lazy

And she's eighteen, man, I'm swear I'm not that much of a creep

[Shrubfest]

How old are you, Gus?

[Grislygus]

I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

[Shrubfest]

Oh, thats ok then. Better than 20 and 16.

[RaNkeri]

1 more year and Gus can drink legally, right? :x

[Grislygus]

Yeah, but I don't really see myself breaking out of the solitary drinker mode :sick

Just means that I'll be able to buy the liquor in person and everyone can talk about how much I drink

[Grislygus]

:sick? Dammit, what the hell is the stupid green one

[Shrubfest]

Aw, poor Americans. No sex til 18, no beer til 21.

[Grislygus]

:x

THERE

[Grislygus]

Pfft, like hell there's no sex and before eighteen

[Grislygus]

Besides, it's like sixteen in Vegas, Alaska, and the entirety of the SOuth

[RaNkeri]

Every american loses his/her virginity on the prom night.

IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT

[Dixie]

I waited til I was 18.
I was a good girl.
WAS