I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/Fat_Falling.gif

[Grislygus]

Wait a minute, that link said it was off encyclopedia dramatica

[Grislygus]

darkvare, did you seriously start a thread in response to a ED page you just found hilarious

[ItalianStereotype]

SIGH (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9999)

[Grislygus]

Well, simply become hot first, and we will see what we can do.

I seem to remember Kahl's latest pic proving that he could easily pass as a woman to any number of drunken fratboys, requirement fulfilled?

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Grislygus]

Can't remember where the damned pic was posted, I suck at internet stalkery

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=215606#post215606

[Esuohlim]

Well that's where it used to be. I'm getting all hell of red x's now

[Guitar Woman]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/867/11p29sb1.gif

YEAH

[WhiteRat]

I'm transgendered and I need a taxi

[WhiteRat]

A hot new Sci-Fi Channel original movie is on right now. So who else is watching "Heatstroke"?

EDIT: The chick from Wonder Years is in this movie.

[Fathom Zero]

I shat myself so hard I almost passed out.

[WhiteRat]

From non-stop pulse pounding action?

[Tadao]

Meaning it should be on in 3 hours for me! sweet!

[Tadao]

Hitchhikers guide is on right now. Never did really like the movie, old or new.

[Fathom Zero]

Pounding pulses.

[WhiteRat]

in your ass!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.mutantpop.net/djnono/DJNoNo-Fraggleross.mp3

[WhiteRat]

According to this movie shitty cgi aliens that make noises like the aliens in Signs are causing global warming.

Also, Winnie Cooper gives such great massages it causes a guy to hallucinate about a fucked up tv.

[pac-man]

I can believe the part about Winnie Cooper.

[Misdemonar]

Freddy Mercury came through the drive through today

[pac-man]

What did he order?

[Fathom Zero]

some dick :lol

[pac-man]

He had a mustache, that's practically like a wedding band.

[Tadao]

Winnie Cooper's chin looks like it could hold two full loads of jizz.

[Fathom Zero]

welding rod

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T CARE WHAT CHOJIN SAYS ABOUT MISDEMONAR I HAPPEN TO GREATLY ENJOY HIS POSTING STYLE

[Mr.Italiano]

It's 10:03 am in Italy and there's a bad Anime on!!!!

[ElPila666]

My wife Cristina Kirchner has traveled to Italy today, i hope she had a good flight ;)

[ElPila666]

I love my life on dope but the only time when i feel the marijuana effects is on the mornings when i wake up and i smoke a joint, i wish their effects last for more time though, like a mushroom trip, i've never taste an acid trip but shrooms was heavy it effect last for almost 8 hours, i really got freak out because i thoght i was lose my mind, i heard that many people that abuse of mushrooms have finished in a sanitarium, also someone from Spain told me that Netherland / Holland weed is really is really strong shit that made you hallucinate, sounds cool :o

It's 5:35 am in Argentina and i cannot sleep :(, and i'm not on cocaine

[pac-man]

In mother Russia, drugs do you.

[MetalMilitia]

Wait what, that joke was never on the Simpsons.

[ElPila666]

http://i32.tinypic.com/wjds35.jpg

[pac-man]

Wait what, that joke was never on the Simpsons.

Plagiarismo di plagiarismo, mi amici. I was sure everyone who was tired of my Simpsonicality had ignored me by now.

[Pub Lover]

I DON'T CARE WHAT CHOJIN SAYS ABOUT MISDEMONAR I HAPPEN TO GREATLY ENJOY HIS POSTING STYLE

He says in his sarcasm voice. :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

; D

[Esuohlim]

PUB YOURS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED

LIKE BETTER POSTING

FROM YOU

GOT IT

[GADZOOKS]

Why is this board such a ghost town

[Chojin]

because you keep leaving

[Chojin]

i guess people don't like forums these days

ha ha ha it's all up to the lil korean kids anyhow

[GADZOOKS]

I-mockery needs to upgrade to a 90's Nostalgia I guess :(

[GADZOOKS]

GRUNGE

NICKTOONS

POGS

POKEMON

[Mockery]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

THE REAL WORLD

FURBY

ORBITZ DRINK (wait, I wrote about that already :()

[Guitar Woman]

Lampooning a decade I was actually there for would be a fantstic idea!

[WhiteRat]

I just watched the first 3 episodes of Jericho tonight. So far it seems like it's going to be pretty decent. Any one else seen this show?

[Misdemonar]

so, how cool am i :cool

[pac-man]

Coolness is relative.

[Dixie]

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

[HickMan]

http://www.wired4christ.com/images/myimages/Ask_Jeeves.png
not much!

[executioneer]

how much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck wood

[Dixie]

Well Jeeves sends me to Century Media's site when I ask him what heavy metal is, so he sucks.

[pac-man]

Jeeves is a corporate tool.

[Fat_Hippo]

Very true. When I asked him if he was stupid he gave me car insurance and airline tickets.

[Tadao]

Lampooning a decade I was actually there for would be a fantstic idea!

Get to work you slacker.

[HickMan]

It's only a matter of time that Cracked.com makes a top 10 list about how REDIC jeeves is.

[Fathom Zero]

Should I get the hearse that's right down the road for $3750? I mean, I could talk the guy down a bit, but gas is gonna be fuck awful.

[executioneer]

are you gonna turn it into a ecto-1 replica

[Fathom Zero]

I've actually been thinking about it.

[pac-man]

There shouldn't be a moment's hesitation. Buy teh hearse.

[Misdemonar]

AW FUCK

[executioneer]

just make sure you get the ghost vacuum, then you can vacuum up ghosts when you're driving

[pac-man]

Ugh... that game sucked so many bags of dicks it's staggering.

[ElPila666]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8493/padredefamilia1x04elcumzy3.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/superfreak.gif

[liquidstatik]

*YAAAAAWNWNNWN*

[Fathom Zero]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/439/bawgirlcovernk3.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I'm wearing a cape

[Esuohlim]

I AM WEARING MY GLASSES

[Esuohlim]

GO AHEAD LAUGH AT THE NERD

[executioneer]

i got headphones on

what is this the what are you wearing thread

no it isnt

[T-Rex]

Happy the first hot air balloon flight day!

[HickMan]

what were you listening to willie no this isnt the music forum but idc (I don't care)

[HickMan]

Idk (I don't Kare)

[executioneer]

i was listning to that pork and beans youtube and then i listened to a youtube that was linked on cuteoverload dot com

i should probably listen to something else or take them off, theyre kinda itching me

[executioneer]

haha maybe i'll play some tf2

[T-Rex]

pthalatswHia (points to himself and looks around to see who Hickman is adressing)

[T-Rex]

New Guitarage just came in the post. It looks like this, holla holla.

http://www.guitarbitz.com/uploads/images_versions_large/942.jpg

[Tadao]

Why not a hollow body? Do they make hollows?

[Fathom Zero]

I'd cut off one of my fingers to see Crystal Castles.

[HickMan]

http://members.fortunecity.com/luvnruffin/mgs2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

If you could quit your job right now what would you go into

My profession of choice would be Ban-happy Internet Forum Moderator.

It is, in my opinion, unlikely that I would need more than five minutes at this task to reach my current life goals.

[Guitar Woman]

NOW JIMMY

DO YA WANT AN EXPLOSION, NOW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So doing some shopping today, walked past a 50's diner in the mall. They're playing Barbara ann(bar-bar-bar, barbara ann) First and only thing came to my mind was Surf Ninjas.

[Grislygus]

So, about a year ago an old woman was burnt to a crisp by the kilns in the sculpture studio at the college.

Apparently, our college president told a faculty member shortly afterwards how hilarious it was that "they found fat on the floor instead of fabric".

She should post here, I think

[Fathom Zero]

******salad

[Grislygus]

What exactly does a ******salad look like

[Pub Lover]

T-Rex stop making threads I am as serious as a heart attack
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/heartattack.jpg
c'mon, you guys, you are talking about The Jeez. Show a little respect, for Christ's sake.

I TOTALLY got that, Max, and I'm sure I'm the only one. :picklehat

Hands up anyone that didn't get it. >:

[Grislygus]

Proceeding to take Christ's name in vain? Same joke as "watch your fucking language, goddamnit"?

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/ceasarsalad.jpg

[Grislygus]

****** caesar salad

[pac-man]

****** salad man
http://youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

[HickMan]

Now that's just silly

[Pub Lover]

You can be as serious as you want. He made a topic that you didn’t like, so you whine about it. My heart bleeds for you. A forum is interactive. An extra topic just allows an extra opportunity for conversation, forgive me, I thought that was significant. Instead of taking your little internet job so seriously, maybe you should ask yourself the real question. Why aren’t you sitting down and colouring? That’s what children do, they colour. I bet you’re really good at it too.

The boards are slow. Without new topics shit is mad boring son. We have topics like “Fucking sharks” and “Happy birthday to some guy” and “Cartoons I’d like to ****”. Most of them have no relevant content. All of a sudden “I like Oreos” is crossing the line. Fuck you. Either it's all okay, or none of it's okay Milhouse. Please, explain to me how this thread has done you wrong. You dunce.

I'll probably be banned for this because I've seen how something not even directed at you can cause you to get your panties all bunched up. You can ban T-rex but I haven't broken any rules. You could rationalise it to the "being annoying" one, but if that was such a crime, why would there be an ignore list? Who cares? Oh I forgot, this is all as serious as a heart attack.

>:

:lol Now if everything this guy posted was like the above, he wouldn't be a useless sack of crap. :eek

Also, he's pointing at the fucking cartoons thread as if that was acceptable. I damnwell told you to bin that shit, Mister S. >:

[Esuohlim]

LOOKS LIKE I HIT A NERVE :rolleyes :lol

[Pub Lover]

God damn I have to get use to everyone being sensitive on I-Mockery now, which now includes most "vets."
Fuck the vets, MJ. Tear this place apart! >:

Hope sincerely to have glad and long term business relationship with you.
If you are interested in our products and have any problem, welcome to contact
us. we will be honest to answer your all problem .and welcome to test our honesty.
If you're taking the time to learn BBcode, maybe get a little English in there as well?
Saying that, I do like the idea of someone being testably honest to answer my all problem. ;(

[MattJack]

I'd cut off one of my fingers to see Crystal Castles.

My g/f seen em not too long ago.

She said they were amazing, I didn't know you dug em man. Their album is pretty hot :blackamericanidoljudge

[MattJack]

Fuck the vets, MJ. Tear this place apart! >:


I don't want to become the new Helm (not that I could :( ), but I'm going to keep teasing and being a sarcastic di*k.

And I want people to do the same with me.

BUT YES SIR, YES SIR

[pac-man]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/kent.jpg

"This just in...go to Hell!"

[Grislygus]

Hell, the last time I picked a fight was when I drew Colonel Flagg preparing to fuck a dog, need to rile someone else up one last time before I ditch for summer


AND YES PUB I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS CHRIST BEELZEBUB YOU WILL GET THE VIDEO BEFORE I GO

[Grislygus]

Fuck it, gonna be whole new retards when I get back anyway

[Misdemonar]

ill still be here

[liquidstatik]

w/e girlygus :x

[Esuohlim]

Sup dudes

[Esuohlim]

NEVERMIND FORGET IT

I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I NEED A RESTFUL SLUMBER 8(

[Esuohlim]

And there's nobody else online but pac-man and Sacks :rolleyes

Sacks is all right but that other guy's a f*ucker :x

[executioneer]

;_;

[pac-man]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/extramustard/images/Milhouse.jpg

"I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse" - Homer Simpson

[Misdemonar]

man i hate those simspons

[pac-man]

man i hate those simspons

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/kent.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

[Guitar Woman]

so I'm working at a church to re-organize their computer stuff. So far the funniest things I've found are help manuals for Laserjet II series printers and a copy of Windows 3.1. :D

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, they had strawberry syrup in their fridge. That is unbelievable. :picklehat

also I get to work the front desk now and they have a security hub on the wall with high quality cameras and an intercom and everything :picklehat


I'm waiting for a bum to come by so I can pretend I'm jesus.

[Tadao]

So Barr would be stealing votes from Republicans the way Nader steal them from the Democrats?

Godamit people! Votes do not count, how many times does this have to be proven to you guys :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hold onto that girl, MattJack, she's a winner in my book.

[MattJack]

Ri rearry rike rer

You wanna hit up some GTA? Cause I'm about to enjoy my half day of work by running over people

[Fathom Zero]

I just got back from work and I'm about to sleep. I also have stuff to do and my bro is hoggin' on the 360. I also need a new mic. Which I should have got today back from my trip to the bank. But I didn't. Agh.

I'll be on tomorrow and definitely Tuesday night.

[Pub Lover]

It's snowing. :(

[Guitar Woman]

fuck's sake, buy me this puppy

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/pet/707784487.html


:( :( :(

[MarioRPG]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/kent.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

What an obscure quote.

[pac-man]

:fart

[ElPila666]

Hey, I never said anything about how funny it is or isn't.
And that's your argument now? I try to get you to see reason, and you resort to NO YOU SHUT UP ? Good job, Pub. You absolutely destroyed me. My teenage mind cannot comprehend how badly you owned me.
:tear

[ElPila666]

:pagebrak
Because i'm boring

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Esuohlim, you up for recording some more Forum Masterpiece Theatre bits?

[Fathom Zero]

I'd never ever play this IRL because I'm the kind of person who has to have roleplaying in his tabletop RPGs, and it takes a really special kind of friend to watch someone pretend to DRIFT TO AND FRO TWIXT THE FEYWILDS and then still want to be friends afterwords. Strangers on the internet are fine, though.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4THOJDVH

[Fathom Zero]

Is it weird that the song Baker Street makes me think of driving down the street of an abandoned town at 3 in the morning while it's raining?

[ElPila666]

I'd never ever play this IRL because I'mthe kind of person who has to have roleplaying in his tabletop RPGs,and it takes a really special kind of friend to watch someone pretendto DRIFT TO AND FRO TWIXT THE FEYWILDS and then still want to befriends afterwords. Strangers on the internet are fine, though.

http://www.mediafire.com/?90d6egsh1gs

[Fathom Zero]

Yes.

[Sethomas]

So, I'm about to go to the bars. I'm wearing a shirt I like a lot. Long-sleeve button-down, jet black sateen made of 100% silk.

I feel like I should demonstrate my affinity for it with some crass hyperbole.

Dude, because of this shirt tonight I'm gonna get so much pussy that I'll wake up with more STDs than mainstream pathology presently recognizes. So many chicks are going to want me that we'll have to find a late night stadium that rents by the hour. Tomorrow morning, there will be significant shortages in the national supply of the "morning-after pill" because of me wearing this shirt. In the aftermath of my mental puissance coming together with me wearing this shirt tonight, the global average IQ will raise by at least two points as my bastards enter the population.

[ElPila666]

man, i kind of understand you, i have some awesome buds to smoke, that i'll like to share with some chick, i mean find a stoner girlfriend to share my trips with cuz i am sick of smoke all by miself, of course when i'm stoned i forget about all this lonely feeling, if i quit pot i bet i could be getting laid at this moment, life is unfair, god gives bread to people that has no teeth :tear

[ElPila666]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8306/sumasyrestas2004victorgpq6.jpg

[pac-man]

You could probably eat bread with no teeth.

[liquidstatik]

ElPila666 (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=7612) you can smoke w/ me babbbyy ;>

[pac-man]

This is where somebody who works here says something like, "I-Mockery does not support the use of illegal substances." Right?




No? Okay, well, who's got the hook-up on some jenkem?

[liquidstatik]

:barf

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ.

[HickMan]

hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?

[Pub Lover]

fark you >:
I wasn't talking to you, Buddy. You posted while I was debating whether to add some legitimate content to my post. As always, I decided against it.
:tear

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT? >:

I MADE DR O STOP POSTING AND THAT WAS MY GOAL, EVEN IF I DID IT WITHOUT HIM GETTING MY IRONY. :spin

[liquidstatik]

hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?

stawrberry hills? :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/playajay/images/Big_Moe_00_City_Of_Syrup__front_cover__RAGEMP3.JPG

Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?

[MarioRPG]

Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?

Haha, let's all load up our AOL discs guys.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

aol

[WhiteRat]

I went to a greasy bar in Superior, Wisconsin tonight and watched two of my friends hustle all of the pool players there. Also, the electronic juke boxes that take 1$ bills are the devil.

[executioneer]

oh man did it take credit cards and let you "download" songs too

[WhiteRat]

That would be the one.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9594/43f408b007ebd7fd1b9a7d4pj1.jpg

[MattJack]

bureaucrats :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9051)? :domo

Admittedly this is generally only funny if you've played Deus Ex and understand the basic concpt of a Youtube Poop, both of which you guys have seemed to have failed to do
I have now learned what constitutes a Youtube Poop. I do not detect it's humour. :domo
She's also a foot fetishist.You say that like it's a bad thing!
Seven Force is a foot fetishist. :domo


Richard Ramirez is a dick. And he does Incredible Hulk fanart (http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/misc/update-history-2006.asp) (look under May 2006).

I doubt that is the killer or the musician. :domo

[RaNkeri]

I've been downloading "Ocean of Fear" for about 4 days.

It's better be worth the wait >:

[Colonelclusterfuck]

Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9051)? :domo

Banning me is considered flamboyantly gay in atleast... five countries

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

Pub, don't you dare spoil my Ramirez fun

[Grislygus]

On an unrelated note, RIchard Cheese' take on Rock the Casbah actually kicks ass on it's own merits

[Pub Lover]

Banning me is considered flamboyantly gay in atleast... five countries

Most likely, Mister MyAvatarIsACrimeInGod'sEyes.

I also liked how you originally tried to use html to have your sig be a similar offence relating to children and lazers. :domo

[Colonelclusterfuck]

God himself is a crime...

God created Ceiling cat now get over it.

[Grislygus]

I'd wager that this guy here is a clever and unique individual!

[Colonelclusterfuck]

It's either an "awkward silence" kind of thing is happening or this forum is really slow.

... or pub lover is calling the cops on me



Have you been spying on me pub lover? the second I joined this forum you went all "50's anal retentive housewife" and complained about my name.

your like a human version of ceiling cat :D

[Grislygus]

Listen, that kind of getup is really gonna get you the cold shoulder pal ol buddy, ya feel me, allow me to recommend a change of attire

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/richardcheese.png


Now I know you don't get this but you don't need to other people will and then you'll be in the clear awright hifive

[Grislygus]

Pub this shindig is rotting you're supposed to be on top of this

[Colonelclusterfuck]

Eh?


what are you proposing? Is pub lover having a temper tantrum because I said god made ceiling cat?

or does he just hate newbies?

[Grislygus]

I'm proposing classy, dig, I'm gonna make you a cool cat, gonna make you walk down the street and the Stray Cats are gonna be all Stray Cat Strut on you and people are gonna make like you're fine, son, gonna get in all the clubs and all the cliques and you're gonna get outta that Fat_Hippo/Pandajuice gutter, got it

[Pub Lover]

Pub, don't you dare spoil my Ramirez fun
Don't read my thread then, Buddy. ;)

I'd wager that this guy here is a clever and unique individual!
They all are. :blah

Have you been spying on me pub lover? the second I joined this forum you went all "50's anal retentive housewife" and complained about my name.
It wasn't your name. Your name is very nearly ok. It was your avatar & sig. Such memery isn't smiled upon here. At least, it wasn't. You should head up to the Articles forum. You'll be among equals.
Pub this shindig is rotting you're supposed to be on top of this
I... just feel like I've said it all before. :(

does he just hate newbies?
Stupid new people. I also dislike the stupid old people.

[pac-man]

It just takes a while to endear yourself to the vets, Colonelclusterfuck. Just ask T-Rex.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

... ummm no I don't get it even after reading it like ten times...


you want me to be classy?

[Grislygus]

Shit son gotta spell it out for ya then you're trussed up like a nickel and dime shitheel, son, gotta get with acceptable culture here

[Colonelclusterfuck]

What are you saying? my brain can't comprehend slang that hasn't been used since what, the 40's?



... and I love memes,

and if you don't then you are encouraging communism.

[Grislygus]

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT

[pac-man]

I think he's saying that you don't fit in.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/richardcheese2-1.png

[Colonelclusterfuck]

fitting in is blasphemey


... and rock the casbah is a punk song, I hate to break it to ya' buddy but punk is dead

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/richardcheese2-1-1.png

[Grislygus]

Well it would seem, since you're using not one, but two overdone rehashes of boring jokes that everyone, their mother, and their buddies Receivus, Collosocles, and Hepatitomus use on a regular basis, I'd say you're a bit too focused on fitting in

[Grislygus]

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT

[Colonelclusterfuck]

then why are you saying that I'm not fitting in?

First you say I don't fit in and now your saying I'm too focused on fitting in....

what do you want from me? im just an innocent forum virgin

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak
Count much, Pub? :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

I'm trying to help, sonny boy now you wanna get to tappin and deck yourself with new threads, or you can just try to hack it with a two bit suit, nothin ta me

[pac-man]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/newest/img/2m67ofq.gif

[Grislygus]

That's pretty sparkly there, princess.

[Lobo Tommy]

I don't understand whats going on.

[pac-man]

The cherries look like boobs.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

... what did ceiling cat ever do to you pub lover?

[Grislygus]

Suddenly leave the greasy cesspool it spawned from, carrying like a tick on the backs of people whose sole purpose in life is to kill jokes?

[Lobo Tommy]

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

OH SHIT GREATEST YTMND EVER.

Serial.

[Grislygus]

Yeeeah, I'm out

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, Esuohlim has a daughter! :eek
It just takes a while to endear yourself to the vets, Colonelclusterfuck. Just ask T-Rex.
Fuck what the vets think, the stuck up pricks never do what I tell them. >:
then why are you saying that I'm not fitting in?

First you say I don't fit in and now your saying I'm too focused on fitting in....

what do you want from me? im just an innocent forum virgin
You're trying to fit in with the internet, and here that used to mean you do not fit in. Do what you like, see if I'm gonna care beyond my gentle weeping.
I don't understand whats going on.

Then maybe shut up until you do? Or maybe ask a question, and I'll answer by telling you to shut up. It's tradition.

what did ceiling cat ever do to you pub lover?
He told the fat cats they couldn't dance.

BUT THEY CAN!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

THEY CAN DANCE ALL NIGHT!

[Lobo Tommy]

Greasy cesspool.

I have to admit ,I don't get it.

edit: (meaning the term greasy cesspool)

[pac-man]

The cherries look like boobs.

I take that back. They look more like Pac-Man's eyes on the old cabinet art:

http://www.localarcade.com/arcade_art/data/thumbnails/5/pac_coinface.jpg

[Pub Lover]

DANCE FATCATS DANCE!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

ONE CAT!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[bigtimecow]

ITS SO GODDAMN HOT OUT OH MY GOD

[Pub Lover]

TWO CATS!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

THREE CATS!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Lobo Tommy]

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

!!!

[Pub Lover]

http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg

[Colonelclusterfuck]

God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.

anyways...

ceiling cat only said fat cats can't dance because he's pessimistic, but now he believes.

[Lobo Tommy]

God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.

anyways...

ceiling cat only said fat cats can't dance because he's pessimistic, but now he believes.

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

[bigtimecow]

FOUR CHA----- nevermind

[pac-man]

http://www.tas-neuss.de/assets/images/www_maulwurf.jpg

And low and behold, it's German.

[Guitar Woman]

I hate this thread

[Pub Lover]

ALL OF YOU! PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!

[Tadao]

God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.


It's pretty easy dumbass, just press the quote button.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

pub lover?

does it hurt you (mentally) every time you cast your eyes upon my ceiling cat?

... well if it does.... it's okay you'll get used to it


*stopping*


*tip toes to a different thread*

[Guitar Woman]

I REALLY hate this thread

[Pub Lover]

Oh shut the fuck up, GW. We get it! You're an awesome vet with great taste in everything and I allow stupid shit to propagate and fester in here and that challenges the stupid shit you post everywhere else. ...some how...

[Lobo Tommy]

http://www.11h11.com/hugobox/e-shrine/god-jesus-toy-robot.jpg

[Asila]

Someone remind me to fuss at GrislyGus when he gets back, since I now have Rock the Casbah stuck in my head. Not that he'll care, so forget it maybe.

And man Texas is hot >:(

[pac-man]

http://www.11h11.com/hugobox/e-shrine/god-jesus-toy-robot.jpg

Happy Birthday Paurie. Happy Birthday Paurie.

[Lobo Tommy]

Its 100 here. It sucks. And its humid.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

my ass wont stop sticking to my seat

(thats how hot it is)

[Lobo Tommy]

my ass wont stop sticking to my seat

(thats how hot it is)

Didn't you get that snazzy office chair yesterday?

[pac-man]

The A/C is sweet. You guys should try it.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

yeah but I forgot to bring it inside... whoa where the hell did it go?

my office chair is gone!

[Lobo Tommy]

I don't have one in my room. Because God Jesus hates me.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

I have one im my room.

but my computer isn't in my room...

God Jesus hates me too

[Asila]

>:

[pac-man]

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[Colonelclusterfuck]

god damnit MA (forgot how to spell it)

Humid and hot in the summer and freezing fucking cold in the winter

[Guitar Woman]

You're an awesome vet with great taste in everything

Jeeze, I'm glad someone noticed this

[Pub Lover]

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, GW! >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/RodneyDangerfield.jpg

[Colonelclusterfuck]

this morbidly obese thread does suck everything ever conceived.

[Pub Lover]

That isn't why GW hates it.

[pac-man]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3175/hatersball03300019xc.jpg

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!

[MetalMilitia]

Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure guitar woman has just about the worst taste in everything.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

ALL OF YOU! PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!*stopping*
:lol
Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure guitar woman has just about the worst taste in everything.

When you become a vet maybe you can have an opinion. :domo

[Fathom Zero]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5426/n720019933015488476502st4.jpg

[MattJack]

pppfffftttt hahahahaha

[Fathom Zero]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/6889/img61442eb9.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

When I grow up I'm going to develop complex feelings and thoughts about things, just like Metalmilitia.

I'm sure that's why he listens to Trent Reznor.

[Fathom Zero]

All Guitar Woman listens to is man ass. And who wouldn't?

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.rockstar.it/img/Pete_Townshend.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4366/leehotti09ol8.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

infractions all around.

[Guitar Woman]

also what the fuck :<

[Fathom Zero]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4340/deadhorseoe7.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4002/2geoduckdj3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.gnaa.us/

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

[Fathom Zero]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6374/tjoynerwx4.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/9730/oekakinikolorz6.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I was going to post a picture of a badass compound fracture that looked like a bowl of spaghetti sauce and sticks, but I was afraid I might get banned. I don't really know the extent of the gross-out factor around here.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/ewww.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

so spoiler it

[pac-man]

Post a link.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.surgical-tutor.org.uk/pictures/images/trauma/compound_fracture.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/ewww.jpg

You're just mad 'cause you've got no one to love, hermit.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.surgical-tutor.org.uk/pictures/images/trauma/compound_fracture.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6708/hometheatertalkcartoon1sw2.jpg