I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[camacazio]

I'm out of that there high schoolin.

[agroskaterik]

new avatar :(

[HickMan]

11:30 more hours until I leave for work again :(. Another SEVEN DAYS OF HARD LABOR >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

NO DOUBT NIGGA

[Brandon]

OH YES INDEED

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

afterbirthFACE (5:38:50 PM): how long does a record take to get from mass. to pennsylvannia? :(
BiggieMclargeguy (5:39:22 PM): is this a joke? :(
afterbirthFACE (5:39:31 PM): no :(
BiggieMclargeguy (5:40:00 PM): damnit >:
BiggieMclargeguy (5:40:02 PM): tell me a joke
afterbirthFACE (5:40:11 PM): what's the capital of bismark
BiggieMclargeguy (5:40:19 PM): UH I DON"^T KNOW
afterbirthFACE (5:40:27 PM): there is no capital
afterbirthFACE (5:40:31 PM): bud um ksss
BiggieMclargeguy (5:40:57 PM): i thought the answer was gonna be "the B"
afterbirthFACE (5:41:41 PM): http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif
BiggieMclargeguy (5:41:55 PM): NO DOUBT NIGGA
BiggieMclargeguy (5:45:20 PM): NO FUCKING DOUBT
afterbirthFACE signed off at 5:48:27 PM.

[HickMan]

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy (5:56:57 PM): TURN THAT FROW UPSIDE DOWN
PutYourToeInYou (5:57:07 PM): I DO HAVE A FROW
PutYourToeInYou (5:57:11 PM): A WHITE MAN FROW
PutYourToeInYou (5:57:15 PM): :(
BiggieMclargeguy (5:57:26 PM): turn it upside down :(
PutYourToeInYou (5:57:53 PM): ALREADY DID
BiggieMclargeguy (5:57:59 PM): :eek
PutYourToeInYou (5:58:06 PM): nigga

[HickMan]

BiggieMclargeguy: TURN THAT FROW UPSIDE DOWN
PutYourToeInYou: I DO HAVE A FROW
PutYourToeInYou: A WHITE MAN FROW
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: turn it upside down :-(
PutYourToeInYou: ALREADY DID
BiggieMclargeguy: :eek
PutYourToeInYou: nigga
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=230777#230777
PutYourToeInYou: I CANT BELIVE YOU POSTED THAT
BiggieMclargeguy: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU WONT SHUT UP

[Brandon]

:rock http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[HickMan]

god DAMN

[Big McLargehuge]

I bet you feel like a badass

[Brandon]

Hells yeah I do

[HickMan]

NIGGA :x

[Brandon]

:eek

[Big McLargehuge]

GUYS STOP IT

[Brandon]

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

i just don';t want you guys to get in trouble :(

[HickMan]

Good point. :(

[The Retro Kat]

new avatar :(




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH


Did you choose that or just get assigned?

[HickMan]

http://www.laboe.com/Tandem%20-%20BEST%20IN%20SHOW%20!.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

:lol what the hell just happened to I-mockery.net :lol

[Brandon]

GUERILLA WARFARE WITH RACIAL SLURS

[Sam]

:lol

WE ARE THE ONLY SURVIVORS. :(

[Brandon]

THE WORST PART?

IT BROUGHT THAT COCKSUCKER LOTIDA OUT OF THE WOODWORK.

[Emu]

someone dropped the n-bomb :lol

[Sam]

AND ONLY THE COCKROACHES SURVIVED! :lol2

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah, Jesus she sucks more than ever. Every tiem i see her posts it is a new level of suck.

[ScruU2wice]

I guess this is what happens when the lot of us refuse to be reasonable...

[Lotida]

THE WORST PART?

IT BROUGHT THAT COCKSUCKER LOTIDA OUT OF THE WOODWORK.

Awwwwwwww...........You are talking about me in a thread I have never posted in. I'm touched.......I really am! :hugsforyou

[Brandon]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MADLIBS >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

GUYS CAN I GET A GLASS OF THAT :eek
:lol
:eek

[Esuohlim]

This just reminds me of how absent Willie's been. :(

The events on the board tonight have been so fun I haven't stayed on I-Mockery this long since this thread was created. :(

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD WAS CREATED 5 MONTHS AND 2 DAYS AGO. CHEERS :eek

[ScruU2wice]

he updates his blog :(

I think I'll tell him about this...

[Esuohlim]

OH WAIT I'M ON THE EAST COAST SO SOME OF YOU ARE LIKE "WTF AS OF MILHOUSE'S POST IT WAS 5 MONTHS AND 1 DAY AGO HAHA STUPID MILHOUSE" SO I HOPE WE'RE ALL CLEAR ON THAT :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

Cheers

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i will finish my rice krispies to that :(

[Esuohlim]

Also as of now this thread needs 673 more posts to beat PYPH so hurry up. :(

[Brandon]

OK

[Esuohlim]

COOL WE'RE GETTING CLOSER :eek

[Brandon]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Mr. Vagiclean]

what am i feeling guys is this the afterglow of a violent angry verbal sex

[Brandon]

NO

[Sam]

I HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT! :)

[Brandon]

ME TOO

[Sam]

OH MAN ARTIFICIAL BRANDON, WE ARE SO SIMILAR! :X

[Sajuuk]

Do you know?

[Brandon]

I KNOW :)

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Big McLargehuge]

HAY SAM :(

[ScruU2wice]

hey pubs the only person from this thread that got banned...

[Matt Harty]

what the fuck is going on here

[The Retro Kat]

MUCH LOVE

[Esuohlim]

HEY IT'S THE I-MOCKALYPSE HAHA RIGHT GUYS :rolleeys :rolleeys

[camacazio]

Hey guys don't look now but there's some stupid shit going on in general blabber.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

JUNE 6th LEST WE FORGET

[Matt Harty]

guys what the fuck

[Esuohlim]

Mr. Vagiclean, I don't know if you've noticed but your avatar isn't secksy anymore. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

it ain't my fault she just said it would look good on her :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

but if you really want it i can take those hatred balls off of her face and you can start jerking off to my posts, no one does that and it makes me special :(

[Brandon]

:/

[Esuohlim]

You can leave the Swastika. :(

[huond]

up and the to right = swastika
up and to the left = medieval coat of arms >:>:

[Matt Harty]

the fuck

[Mr. Vagiclean]

DAMN IT HOUND DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED

[GADZOOKS]

UP TO THE LEFT AND FASTER

[Esuohlim]

WHO THE HELL IS HOUND? :rolleyes

HEY GADZOOKS YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT OR SOMETHING

[GADZOOKS]

That's where i keep my Vagina ;)

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[The Retro Kat]

Can't let this thread fall in the cracks.

[agroskaterik]

http://zohbeee.com/Pix/RobsButtCrackB.jpg
DID SOMEBODY SAY CRACKS??
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[The Retro Kat]

You crack whore

[agroskaterik]

i cant see your post :(

EDIT: oop, there it is

[agroskaterik]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifhttp://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/badabing2.jpghttp://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Sajuuk]

You're in trouble, G

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Sajuuk]

:D

[agroskaterik]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Sajuuk]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifhttp://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/agroskaterik/Forum%20Stuff/MEAT.jpghttp://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[ScruU2wice]

Location: Ctrl+Alt+Del, CTRL+ALT+DEL!!
:| :| :|















EVERYONE HATES YOU :D

[Brandon]

:loo

[The Retro Kat]

So guys, whats up, anything new.

[Matt Harty]

the last 3 pages have really pissed me off

[Matt Harty]

because nowhere in them did anybody mention I hit 3,000 posts youre all dead meat :deadeeeeek

[The Retro Kat]

OMG U BEET ME I ENVY

[Matt Harty]

lies youre all dead

[Matt Harty]

I see you hiding...

[camacazio]

Go back to the singing loaf of cat bread for an avatar.

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[The Retro Kat]

SEE YOU EN TEE

[ScruU2wice]

how come you're beating me, your computer was broken for like 2 months... >:

[ArrowX]

MINE ANUS! SHE BLEEDS!

[ScruU2wice]

Crap arrowx is here, now i need to call willie >:

[executioneer]

llo

[ScruU2wice]

executioneer: everyone is liek way too nice to me sometimes >:
ScruU2wice: be mean to Arrowx
ScruU2wice: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=232225#232225
ScruU2wice: he's ruining your thread
executioneer: lol it was ruined a logn time ago :'(
ScruU2wice: but...
ScruU2wice: can't you do something about him... :-(
executioneer: haha i should do what i did before and quote what i'm listening to on media player :x
ScruU2wice: lol
executioneer: HARRY POTTER :lol
ScruU2wice: I should do what i did alot
ScruU2wice: quote my aim convos :(
executioneer: :x

[executioneer]

oh sure now i can't do it :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

:lol

[executioneer]

JUMP ONTO THE DESK

[executioneer]

MAYBE NOT THOMAS BUT YOU NEED ALL THE PREPARATION YOU CAN GET

[executioneer]

I SEE ENOUGHT OF THESE FOUL THINGS DURING LESSONGS THANKS

[executioneer]

beneath a quantity of cured hams and dead birds :x

[Matt Harty]

Go back to the singing loaf of cat bread for an avatar.

somebody drew me one that I was going to use before everybody started using girls.

will that person please step forward and send me the pic again thank you.

[camacazio]

I need to find a job.

[Matt Harty]

yeah draw me a catloaf theres your job

[Snatchtastic]

The catloaf must be pinching a loaf.

[ScruU2wice]

We were watching the movie John Q in our survey class and everyone started crying :tear

[Matt Harty]

after seeing the acting in that movie id cry too :rimshot

[ScruU2wice]

It was pretty hardcore propoganda...

[Matt Harty]

i saw the day after tomarrow everyone was crying

[Sajuuk]

No.

[Emu]

:x what's your obsession with eggs dude :x

[ScruU2wice]

and I started laughing when the bullet missed the guy compeletely but some how everyone thought he got shot square in the chest and everyone stared at me...

:(

[ScruU2wice]

I'm sleepy...

[Esuohlim]

OK NEW RULE EVERYONE WHO HAS A POST COUNT HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF POSTS IN THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY REALLY COOL AND CANNOT LOSE COOL POINTS EVER UNLESS THE THREAD POSTS EXCEED THE POST COUNT :eek

[Duke Mustard of Burgess]

Well that counts me out. However, I laugh at you all and call you children!

[Emu]

How uncool does that make me :(

[Matt Harty]

a virus is causing this school comp the shut down in 12 seconds

[Sam]

Go back to the singing loaf of cat bread for an avatar.

somebody drew me one that I was going to use before everybody started using girls.

will that person please step forward and send me the pic again thank you.

That was me. :(

[Matt Harty]

Ok send me it again cause camacazios is thin and I remember sam was cool and adjusted mine for me camacazio runs away.

[camacazio]

:( It's all true :(

[Matt Harty]

oh wait sorry, he had a "very long computer crash" :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

:rolleyes

[Bean]

Sam's avatar makes me hot.

Press 42069 and s2r for cyber.

[ScruU2wice]

I have nothing to post about :(

[agroskaterik]

I think i have athletes foot. :(

[ScruU2wice]

Lamisal

[camacazio]

Tenactin >:

[ScruU2wice]

:pirate

[Matt Harty]

BOOM, TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIC

[Sajuuk]

:eek

[Matt Harty]

SAJUUK

[Brandon]

:rolleyes

YINZ, I AM TOO COOL FOR THIS THREAD

[Brandon]

J/K OF COURSE.

I'M NOT A FUCKING COCK LIKE THAT.

[Brandon]

OR AM I? :eek

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/tlg198/madden.jpg

TOUGH ACTIN TOUGH ACTIN, TINACTIN!

[Matt Harty]

It looks like he's having a heart attack. :(

[Sajuuk]

Hi. :)

[ScruU2wice]

I got a new phone in my room :(

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Matt Harty]

What's your number, i'll RING YOU UP.

[Sam]

OMG GUYS, I GOT A CELL PHONE AND IT GLOWS BLUE. :eek

[Matt Harty]

What's your number, i'll RING YOU UP.

[ScruU2wice]

my head hurts..

[agroskaterik]

my friend ben got a shoe horn

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[agroskaterik]

He let me use it twice :D

[Sam]

NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC. >:

[agroskaterik]

AgroSkateRik: BOOM
Switch Dingo: HERE COME DA BOOM
AgroSkateRik: READY OR NOT
Switch Dingo: WTF IS THAT?
Switch Dingo: >:
AgroSkateRik: BOOM
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: YOU RUINED IT
AgroSkateRik: boom :-(
Switch Dingo: NO
Switch Dingo: IT'S FUCKING OVER =(

HEY LOOK ME AND SAM ARE INTERNEYT FRIENDS

[Sam]

agroskaterik: now find me a new avatar
agroskaterik: and buy me a title
Switch Dingo: NO
Switch Dingo: SCRUU
agroskaterik: and wash my car
Switch Dingo: 2WICE
Switch Dingo: LOL I MAED A JOEK
agroskaterik: 2 coats
agroskaterik: WHAT?
agroskaterik: O
agroskaterik: I JUST GOT IT
agroskaterik: HAHA
agroskaterik: >:
Switch Dingo: I SAID SCRUU2WICE AND THAT'S LI KE SCRUU2WICES NAME
agroskaterik: but serusly 2 coats
Switch Dingo: OMG THAT WAS SO GENIUS
Switch Dingo: YOU GOT BURNED >:

[agroskaterik]

Switch Dingo: OMG THAT WAS SO GENIUS
Switch Dingo: YOU GOT BURNED >:
AgroSkateRik: sam
AgroSkateRik: serusly
AgroSkateRik: 2 coats

[ScruU2wice]

:lol

[ScruU2wice]

Switch Dingo: HE GOT BURNED SO BAD THEY SHOULD PUT HIM INT HE BURN WARD OF THE HOSPITAL AND IT COULD BE LIKE THE ENGLISH PATIENT AND HE'S ALL BURNED UP AND STUFF AND GETS FED SOME KIND OF FRUIT BUT HE'S ALL BURNED UP AND HIS NURSE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM =(

[ScruU2wice]

my head still hurts :(

[Sam]

agroskaterik: sam
agroskaterik: serusly
agroskaterik: 2 coats
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: FU
agroskaterik: @WICE
agroskaterik: I MEAN 2WICE
agroskaterik: YEA
Switch Dingo: FU2WICE
agroskaterik: NO F U
Switch Dingo: FU2WICE
agroskaterik: FU3REE
Switch Dingo: YOU MEAN
Switch Dingo: FU3RICE
Switch Dingo: YOU RETARD :ROLLEYES
agroskaterik: RACIST
agroskaterik: BAND
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE BANNED
agroskaterik: NO I SAID IT FIRST
Switch Dingo: SO YOU CAN SAY IT UNTIL YOUR ASS BLEEDS BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE

[agroskaterik]

Hey sam get ready for this:


:fu

[Sam]

YOU CAN'T USE THAT EMOTICON.

YOU ARE NOT WANG.

THAT IS WANG'S EMOTICON.

>:

[agroskaterik]

Hey wang! Think fast:

:fu

[Sam]

WANG IS GONE. :rolleyes

[agroskaterik]

my bad :( , sorry bout those emoticons, i didnt meen to go there :(

[Sam]

THIS IS GONNA HURT ME ALOT MORE THEN IT'S GONNA HURT YOU.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ha.gifhttp://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ha.gifhttp://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ha.gif

[agroskaterik]

:lol

Switch Dingo: your new avatar is awsome =(
Switch Dingo: IT'S ALMOsT AS COOL AS MINE
AgroSkateRik: IT'S ALMOST THE SAME THING
AgroSkateRik: except the invisible penis in mine is WAAAAAAAAYYYY bigger
Switch Dingo: NO WAY >:
AgroSkateRik: dont worry, yours is a decent size
Switch Dingo: OMG

[Matt Harty]

I have AIM

[ScruU2wice]

so it's a standoff


:pirate

[Matt Harty]

WHAT?

[Sam]

agroskaterik: i'm scared to IM matt harty :(
agroskaterik: what if he doesnt like me :(
agroskaterik: i'd just die :(
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: he'd hate you
Switch Dingo: BECAUSE YOU ARE A PUSSY >:
Switch Dingo: AND SCARED TO IM HIM

[agroskaterik]

GOD DAMMIT SAM >:

[ScruU2wice]

You're the worst at this game


ScruU2wice: OMG
Mattchew Harty: HOO HA
ScruU2wice: you said you had aim and it was tru
Mattchew Harty: Who the fuck are you?
ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty
Mattchew Harty: What are you talking about?
Mattchew Harty: Hello?
ScruU2wice: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=233600#233600
Mattchew Harty: Yeah but what are you talking about?
ScruU2wice: you having AIM
Mattchew Harty: ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty ScruU2wice: no they got you to matt harty
Mattchew Harty: WHAT
ScruU2wice: its a joke about the invisible aliens who wipe memories clean
Mattchew Harty: ...
Mattchew Harty: Have I talked to you before/
ScruU2wice: several times
ScruU2wice: meaning once or twice

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: were you doing that thing where you pretend not to know someone on AIM and make it seem like you IM'd the wrong person
ScruU2wice: because you did a really good job of it
Mattchew Harty: Just now/
Mattchew Harty: No I just wasn't sure if I liked you lol.
Mattchew Harty: I was gonna be a jerk.
ScruU2wice: oh
ScruU2wice: that's cool

[Matt Harty]

I'm not mean. :'(

[Sam]

THAT AVATAR IS HOTTER THEN THAT CHICK WHO USED TO BE YOUR AVATAR. >:

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[Esuohlim]

HEY GUYS I THINK MY AIM WORKS NOW

BUT I'M AFRAID OF PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET

WHEN I OVERCOME MY FEAR I MIGHT GET ON IT

BUT DON'T PLAN ON TALKING TO ME

I'LL PRETEND THAT I HAVE TO "BRB" AND I'LL NEVER TURN THE AWAY MESSAGE OFF

BUT THAT'S ONLY IF I EVER GET ON

WHICH I PROBABLY WON'T

:( :( :(

[Esuohlim]

BUT THEN AGAIN I'D PROBABLY BE VERY POPULAR ON AIM

EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO TALK TO ME AT ONCE

I'M THAT COOL, GUYS

:( :( :(

[Matt Harty]

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME HOT

[Mr. Vagiclean]

CONNECT THEN SUCK

[ScruU2wice]

Matt Harty totally talks differently on aim :(

[Esuohlim]

I probably would too because I'd have to be snappier with the talkie. :(

SAM GO ON STATIK'S BOARD AND CHANGE MY TITLE TO "BACK IN BUSINESS" BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM, I AM BACK IN BUSINESS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO PERHAPS UPDATE MY SITE MORE MAYBE :eek :eek

[PILLOWFIGHT]

hay guys join my chat!!

[The Retro Kat]

What Chat OMG?

[The Retro Kat]

OMG UR NOT EVEN ON THE LINE

[Sajuuk]

[/code][/code][/code][/code][/code][/code][/code][/code]

[The Retro Kat]

AWESOME!

[ScruU2wice]

you're eggs are almost done

[The Retro Kat]

ScruU2wice: oh
ScruU2wice: damn...
ScruU2wice: conan is the funniest guy ever...
Super Retro Guy: whatev dood



FACE

[ScruU2wice]

I DEMAND A RECOUNT >:

[The Retro Kat]

BITCH PLZ


http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

>:

[ScruU2wice]

:aok

[The Retro Kat]

BITCH PLZ, THAT GANSTA SHIT AINT GONNA FLY IN THESE COURTS OMG FAC3



|=4(3

[ScruU2wice]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/pantsuituggghhh/popemast.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.comicraft.com/logos/kaboom.gif

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.mdausa.org/images/fa-metab-treated.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

I SEE YOU TRYING TO PLANT FAKE VAGINAS AROUND UR HOUSE SO YOU CAN TRY TO GET LOTIDA IN THERE THEN WATCH HER EAT THE VAGINAS CAUSE YOU LIKE SICK LESBIAN ACTION LIKE ROSIE ODONNEL ON ELLEN DEGENEROUS OUCH BURN BITHCES


http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

FOREVER FACED BITCHES 2004

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.blackbook.org/1996/09/Images/sho.treated.jpg




I win

[The Retro Kat]

Ya Know what, IM JUST...



http://www.scubus.com/images/comics/sillykristian1.jpg

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[agroskaterik]

:worship http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[camacazio]

FUCK i'm so jealous that matt picked the other avatar

[Snatchtastic]

LOL, CATLOAF! :)

[HickMan]

HEY YOU JERKS I'M BACK. whats goin on?

[Snatchtastic]

I just drank a Super Big Gulp and ate 2 Fifth Avenues.

[Matt Harty]

Matt Harty totally talks differently on aim :(


As compared to what?

[kellychaos]

Return of cat loaf! :)

[Matt Harty]

SAM >:

[Sajuuk]

rem Load bitmaps
load bitmap "tiles.bmp",1
get image 1,0,0,256,256
delete bitmap 1

rem Load sound
load sound "hum.wav",1
load sound "explode.wav",2
loop sound 1

rem Load music track
load music "caverun.mid",1
loop music 1

rem Activate manual sync
sync on

rem Make landscape and ceiling matrix
make matrix 1,2000,5000,10,25
prepare matrix texture 1,1,2,2
make matrix 2,2000,5000,10,25
prepare matrix texture 2,1,2,2
fill matrix 2,0,2
randomize matrix 2,350.0
for t=0 to 25
set matrix height 2,0,t,-100
set matrix height 2,10,t,-100
next t
update matrix 2

rem Bagin game loop
do

rem Set seed for same random numbers
randomize 1

rem Clear cave floor
fill matrix 1,0,1

rem Set lighting, fog and setupset ambient light 20
color backdrop 0
if fog available()=1 then fog on : fog color 0 : fog distance 3000

rem Reset speed
x=0
z=0
speed#=0.0

rem Begin main loop
repeat

rem Record old variables
oldx=x
oldgy#=gy#

rem Control key movements
if upkey()=1 then speed#=speed#+1.0 else speed#=speed#-1.0
if leftkey()=1 then rz#=rz#+1.0
if rightkey()=1 then rz#=rz#-1.0

rem Control variables
if speed#<0.0 then speed#=0.0
if speed#<10.0 then speed#=speed#+1.1
if speed#>40.0 then speed#=40.0
rz#=rz#/1.1
x=x-(2*rz#)

rem Scroll landscape
z=z+speed#
if z>200
z=z-200
if rnd(3)=0
mp=mp-1
mp=mp+rnd(3)
if mp<1 then mp=1
if mp>4 then mp=4
endif
for t=0 to 0 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
for t=1 to mp : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
for t=mp+1 to mp+1 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,3 : next t
for t=mp+2 to mp+3 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(20) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,1 : next t
for t=mp+4 to mp+4 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,4 : next t
for t=mp+5 to 9 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
for t=10 to 10 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : next t
update matrix 1
shift matrix up 1
shift matrix up 2
endif

rem Position matrix
position matrix 1,0,0,2500-z
position matrix 2,0,100,2500-z

rem Position camera
gy#=curvevalue(50+get ground height(1,500+x,z),gy#,3)
position camera 500+x,gy#,2500
zrotate camera wrapvalue(rz#)

rem Control sound frequency
set sound speed 1,10000+(speed#*100)

rem Update screen
sync

rem End main loop when collision with ceiling
until get ground height(2,500+x,z)<gy#-75.0

rem Return camera to point before collision
position camera 500+oldx,oldgy#,2500

rem Game Over
play sound 2
for c=0 to 255 step 20
cls rgb(c,0,0)
if fog available()=1 then fog distance (c*5) : fog color (c*256*256)
sync
next c

rem End game loop
loop

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Matt Harty]

AWESOME! :D

[The Retro Kat]

BITCHES :D

[Sam]

BALLS IN D00DS :D

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Matt Harty]

AWESOME :D

[HickMan]

:(

[The Retro Kat]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifhttp://tahitidavid.free.fr/images/gif/blahblah.gifhttp://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

[Sam]

PutYourToeInYou: http://rackshack2.mybuddyinfo.com/images/492811DSC00910.JPG
PutYourToeInYou: :(
PutYourToeInYou: that's me :(
Switch Dingo: I SAW YOUR NERD PICTURE
Switch Dingo: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN THAT LOCKER
Switch Dingo: STUFFED INTO IT
PutYourToeInYou: I WROTE THAT ON SOME JERKS LOCKER
PutYourToeInYou: JERK
*** PutYourToeInYou signed off at Sat Jun 26 18:00:23 2004.
Switch Dingo: YEAH SURE NERD
Switch Dingo: OH SURE SIGN OFF NERD >:

[HickMan]

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S TALKING TO THE 'NERD' WHO ISN'T EVEN THERE. NERD.

[Sam]

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S CALLING A NERD A NERD AFTER THAT NERD ALREADY CALLED HIM A NERD. >:

NERD.

[HickMan]

I HAVE TO GO CALL MY GIRLFRIEND. SOMETHING THAT A NERD DOSN'T HAVE. LIKE YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO GO DO SOME NON-NERDY THINGS. NERD.

[The Retro Kat]

OMG U 2 R SUCH NERDS OMG

[ScruU2wice]

THIS IS SO HOT :D

[Snatchtastic]

AWSOME :D

[ScruU2wice]

My Bros. got Super Smash Brothers Melee

[Sajuuk]

Oh no. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey i blocked all you guys on my aim :(

And deleted you too :(

[The Retro Kat]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATEV DOOD, NO ONE CARES, U THINK UR ALL BADASS, I STILL THINK YOU SUCK O SHIT SON FACE TO THE MAX CUM LAUDE

[Big McLargehuge]

Were you even on my aim? :rolleyes

[PILLOWFIGHT]

wheres danny :(

[agroskaterik]

probably with matt harty........ MAKING OUT!!!!!

[Sam]

OMG BURN. :X

[agroskaterik]

AgroSkateRik: what a dooshbagh
AgroSkateRik: but dont tell him i said that
Switch Dingo: HE IS GAY LIKE THAT TO ME TOO
Switch Dingo: I THINK IT IS HIS WAY OF HITTING ON YOU
AgroSkateRik: BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Switch Dingo: HE WANTS YOUR SELF ESTEEM TO BE REALLY LOW SO HE CAN SLIP YOU THE WANG
Switch Dingo: IN YOU BUTT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: KINKY
AgroSkateRik: I MEAN NASTY

[agroskaterik]

Switch Dingo: YEAH LIEK I BET IT'S GORRS :X
AgroSkateRik: ITS PROBABLYLY A LOT LIKE POOING
AgroSkateRik: BUTT IN REVERSE
Switch Dingo: NO I THINK IT HURTS
AgroSkateRik: WE COULD ASK MATTWHAT ITS LIKE LOL
Switch Dingo: YEAH WE COULD I BET HE'D KNOW
AgroSkateRik: CUZ HES A FAGGOT
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT LOL
Switch Dingo: I'M NOT GONNA SAY YES OR NO
Switch Dingo: BUT YEAH HE'S PRETTY FAGGY LOL
AgroSkateRik: NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
AgroSkateRik: LOL!
Switch Dingo: OR IS THERE
Switch Dingo: RIGHT AGRO
AgroSkateRik: lol!!
Switch Dingo: ??
AgroSkateRik: LEFT
AgroSkateRik: WAIT NO
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT!!!
AgroSkateRik: LOL
Switch Dingo: HIGHFIVE
AgroSkateRik: 5!
AgroSkateRik: SLAP ME SOME SKIN BRA
Switch Dingo: WURD
AgroSkateRik: YOU KNOW WHY HE HAS AT CATLOAF?
Switch Dingo: TO MOLEST IT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: HELLS YEa

[Sajuuk]

No.

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[agroskaterik]

AWESOME ;D

[Matt Harty]

Why are you guys talking about me?

[Snatchtastic]

omg , you guys are out of control.

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[agroskaterik]

http://www.moospasture.com/huh.gifhttp://www.moospasture.com/huh.gif

[Matt Harty]

Die

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/1084723289540.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://dogwood.phpwebhosting.com/~tvshrine/Emergency/edrbjohn.jpg

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/sq-dr-cube-hand-high-ksll.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://members.shaw.ca/bbshows/images/bw-2003-huh.jpg

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/1086021000484.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://www2.ac-lyon.fr/etab/colleges/col-01/ldesavoie/images/atelier/wurm.jpg

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/neko2002_ikegami_248.jpg

[agroskaterik]

http://www.ryanartists.com/photo_l/peggy%20west%20hs.jpg
There, now this page is over and nobody will have to read it ever again. >: