I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

explain

[Fathom Zero]

He's not, he sent out a facebook post to everyone saying he was alright.

[elx]

explain
godzilla returned to his homeland of tokyo and ate him :( :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh man I hope not. Gabbygaga is going to have to come back and make a gif of him then.

[elx]

He's not, he sent out a facebook post to everyone saying he was alright.
that was just ultraman trying to deceive us! DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Grislygus]

GAWDAMMIT TADAO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT NO MORE

[executioneer]

guys i made a facebook group for the pram maven is not very smart to add more google hits under an assumed name

i don't know if it matters if anyone joins or not

[All Hail Duke]

GAWDAMMIT TADAO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT NO MORE

^^^

[Tadao]

blame willie

[executioneer]

i also made a myspace page to compete w/ his, and i made it an musician one because apparently that's what he's claiming to be there

http://www.myspace.com/564256546

[Tadao]

I hope he weeps openly over this.

Legal action :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

He's not, he sent out a facebook post to everyone saying he was alright.

He survived the Earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown, but how is he faring with the volcano erupting? :eek

[Pub Lover]

at least it's a phone i'm holding :eek
It isn't in my imagination. :(

[Pub Lover]

Nor is it in the NSFK edit I made to the picture. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Colon orgasm fasce. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Nor is it in the NSFK edit I made to the picture. :eek

That, of course, stands for Not Safe For Kitsa. :eek


NSFK in action:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/PageRackkitsa.gif

[Pub Lover]

I made myself half an hour late for work. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I do not know how to properly prioritize. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think I spent that hour well though. :dunce

[Pentegarn]

Another shameless plug for the i-mockery bracket bunch pick-em tourney because it is Selection Sunday

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69706148

[Kitsa]

It took you an hour to do that?!? :eek

[Pub Lover]

It seriously did. I could've had it together in a few minutes, but I had the crazy idea I could make it not look terrible. An hour later I admitted defeat. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Now theres a volcano. The only two disasters left in SimCity are the tornado and UFO attack.
..

[Esuohlim]

http://i15.tinypic.com/4z2h660.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Hey, that reminds me, my Location's said the same thing for like three straight years now :x

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[All Hail Duke]

http://www.flippingfrenzy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/Stop%20Sign.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

time to become awesome

[Tadao]

http://www.flippingfrenzy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/Stop%20Sign.jpg

Oh, I'm sorry person I know absolutely nothing about. Now that I know YOU are bothered by it I will stop it immediately.

:rolleyes

[LordSappington]

http://www.viddler.com/explore/MercWithMouth/videos/28/

[All Hail Duke]

calm down, son, i'm only half serious

[Tadao]

That's good, cause I completely don't care.

[Babs]

http://i15.tinypic.com/4z2h660.jpg

this, right here

[kahljorn]

:lol

whenever i don't understand something about a city I always refer to sim city. For example, a couple of weeks ago I went to ventura and was like, "WHAT ARE ALL tHESE TINY BOATS IN THIS PLACE?"
and then i was like, "OH ITS A MARINA!"

Also one time my girlfriend was asking why there's a water shortage problem when they can just turn sea water into fresh water and i was like, "IT COSTS A LOT AND CREATeS POLlution"

[captain516]

http://www.viddler.com/explore/MercWithMouth/videos/28/

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2943/1300144747524.gif (http://img600.imageshack.us/i/1300144747524.gif/)

[Zhukov]

http://www.viddler.com/explore/MercWithMouth/videos/28/

That's great. Seriously, that put a smile on my constantly frowning face. Fuck that kid.

[All Hail Duke]

funny, needed sound effects though to put it over the top

[captain516]

Aw hell no
fuck you imageshack

[All Hail Duke]

what was the image?

[Zhukov]

Gif of one child pile-driving another child's skull into concrete.

[All Hail Duke]

awesome

[Tadao]

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1437431272282733.gif

[LordSappington]

http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/head%20explode.jpg

[Tadao]

One of these days, when I have a little more prestige on this Board, I will post my infamous "Kukla, Fran and Ollie" dream.

If you want it, you will never have it. Also you aren't funny enough. Try being wackier.

[Pentegarn]

If you want it, you will never have it. Also you aren't funny enough. Try being wackier.

Also, I believe I posted it for him in the dreams thread

[Pub Lover]

Who the fuck still calls someone a poser?
Who the fuck still calls someone a goon, Dickass? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Get over it, I do shit with my life...
I agree. What you do with your life is shit. :eek

[Pub Lover]

...hmmmm she obviously consulted here physician before hand, HENCE THE FUCKING VICODIN, A SCHEDULE II DRUG, and was therefore prescribed to here.
I would've over looked it if you'd only done it once, but is that intentional? I think I've seen you put 'here' instead of 'her' before. Is it a thing? :confused

[Pub Lover]

It's not NAIDS you uneducated faggot, it's NSAIDs.

Non-steroidal. The hyphen makes it a compound word so NAIDs would be a correct form. Do you says Naids when talking about them or do you say N.S.A.I.Ds? :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

I'm overcome with the need to write Ada Lovelace fiction.

[Pub Lover]

Wrong; I was wearing them.
I'm still wearing them. :orgasm

Pics, Please. :orgasm

[Grislygus]

Lol, capitalizing the plural vrs repeating the post above you? No Babs, you really suck. As you can see in the post just above you idiot rant, I left out the S showing I know that it is a plural. I'm positive you have no idea what a NSAID is until just now when you googled it. Not only that.

So yeah, you know jack shit.

I was just about to do an entire series of "Professor Tadao and the Sucker" illustrations to contribute to the thread, and then I remembered that (obviously) Macs are not equipped with MS Paint.


:(

[Grislygus]

:tear

[Grislygus]

:\



Probably would've been another failed joke anyway, but damned if I wasn't inspired











Happy to see the Naked Retard Shitdude Technocross thread got bumped again, if only by a spambot.

[elx]

hello chat thread! how is everyone this lovely evening? :)

[Tadao]

Herro

[Grislygus]

Well that was eventful. FATHOM ZERO, what's up with you? I see you lurking around there

[Grislygus]

DON'T IGNORE ME




I'LL KILL YOU

[Fathom Zero]

I got a typewriter.

It's helping me write more.

[Fathom Zero]

HOW ARE JOO, Grumblegrumps?

[Fathom Zero]

Message boards suck for depression. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I found Under A Killing Moon if anyone wants it, btw. I'll send it to them.

[elx]

holy shit. I seriously just wrote like 10,000 brilliant words of a story in the time between that previous post and now, right here in this here little area and then I went back a page. I had even considered this accident might occur, so I constantly saved in preperation for such an event. (by ctrl c'in my walls of text), but apparently my last save was only of a single character. Game over! >:


boring personal story instead: I started adderall today to ease my mother's mind as I transition from her nest into my (AWESOME) new apartment. I only went to the doctor because I wanted to take advantage of my parents' insurance in the short time that I still have it :( Other than that I didn't really have a purpose for being there so my physician and I chatted for a long time and he was all like, you should try this stuff! so I was like OK, and since I'm leaving he set it up in an untraditional manner so that I wouldn't have to come back. He prescribed 20mg of the tablet, I was supposed to start by cutting every pill in half and then for the first few days cutting it in half again, taking only 5mg for a week, 10 the next, then 20 which is like the normal dose of adderall for adults.


Honestly, it was like this perfect beautiful plan that he and I worked on and it was especially great because at the end I'd have a ton of leftover halves to last me until I get set up with a pharmacy at my new place. So he sent me to the lab to have my bloodwork drawn while he wrote it up for me. I wasn't out by the time he got back so he took it to my mom. (god I love her :( while I was in there she left to buy me a smoothie!) She examined it and then spoke to a nurse about it. Because she's flippin jewish as bananas she wanted to know if she could buy it in generic form for me instead, right? So the nurse told her that they usually give that option but it wasn't available with our insurance, and that we could only have it in tablet or capsule form. My mom wanted to know the difference, and decided that I should have capsules instead. So the nurse trades the prescription in and gets another doctor to write me a new one, this one for 25mg in capsule form. I come out, my mom has my prescription, at this time I have no idea any of this occured!

I go to the pharmacy, fill out forms, sign stuff (PROBABLY DEATH WAIVERS :( ) and I even bought a pill cutty thingy! After my purchase I realized that the medicine wasn't right. I mentioned to the pharmacist that my doctor had said that it would be pillform, and she said that they do that all of the time and there was no difference. I said that the dosage/MG were wrong too, and she said that the capsules weren't as strong as the pills, so that was normal. I also saw that it said that the medicine would start yesterday, so I asked her if I was supposed to take it then or wait until morning (as originally directed) and she said it didn't matter. :(

so I'm like ok, and I take one of the new 25mg ones with my wonderful smoothie right there. I know it doesn't make sense but I figured my doctor knew what he was doing when he made the adjustments. at first i'm thinking everythings aight because nothing happens. then my mom proceeds to complain about how rude the nurse was about the prescription, and thus, I learned of what she had done. I'm not going to lie, I was REALLY angry at her at first. But then the medicine kicked in and it's been kicking me since and I can't be mad at anybody. I went furniture shopping after and I wanted to hug everyone I saw. It's not that I'm even happy really everyone else just seems so tragic right now for reasons that are entirely unknown to me :(


I've been twiddling my thumbs for hours too, it's not just an expression, it's a real thing. I got home and I spent a few more hours editing wikipedia articles, but only the dead links. That's the most neglected part of wikipedia and it's like an epidemic right now because wikipedia has gotten to the age/point where the older articles are kind of perfectionized and therefore never updated and nobody ever fixes deadlinks! you see, with citations when they aren't fixed after a while then the line is removed, thus, the problem solved. With deadlinks, no one ever removes them because there's not really any evidence that the claim wasn't true, people are simply too lazy to find support elsewhere. Another major problem with wikipedia is that there is absolutely no work being done on the simple english version, which is the most important IMO. anyway I don't like adderall. I'll probably just flush it. Or give it to the kids at my new college so they'll like me. Just kidding. So the lesson here is that adderall is a terrible idea for lightweight midgets that weigh 104lbs and have class early in the morning, also that pharmacists are idiots and that moving out is a wonderful idea.

I thought I was going to die but I'm really not because I googled it and this is something a lot of kids my age that are left less educationally gifted participate in regularly. They just smoke pot with it to curb the side effects of going from zero to 25. I don't have pot. :( I'm going to write an essay now, I don't have any assignments due but I started writing in here about the importance of the simple english wikipedia and realized I had too much to say, so off I go!

[elx]

hahhaa fathom zero got a typewriter and it's helping him write more :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Can I see your tits instead of reading all that?

[elx]

what a weird coincidence. do you think this means something? I think it does, but I'm not really in a position to make any proper judgements at the moment.

[elx]

no but you can have a hug. or I can fill out your taxes for you.

[Tadao]

can I have a boner while we hug?

[Fathom Zero]

I think you've exemplified the numerous reasons why I don't and will never take psychoactive drugs.

Srsly, that sounds utterly horrific to me.

[Grislygus]

Whatchoo talkin' bout, willis

HOW ARE JOO, Grumblegrumps?

SPRING BREAK. And I only have enough money to actually go out and have fun tomorrow night. Fortunately, it's going to be a hell of a thing. Also being stalked by a fat girl, a short girl, and an intense asian girl. But they don't know where I live, so it's cool.

Good to hear you're writing. Now get a website together and promote yourself.

[Fathom Zero]

PS. FUCKING CHEATER ELX

[Fathom Zero]

Good to hear you're writing. Now get a website together and promote yourself.

Does Wordpress count?

Actually, I'll be gainfully employed in a few weeks, so I'll set up something with my cursory HTML knowledge and a cheap bandwidth provider.

[Grislygus]

NO IT DOES NOT COUNT but you're on the right track

[Grislygus]

It's easier for me, artists can always find SOME money. Writers are pretty much just fucked up the ass with a railroad spike

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

:/

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Pretty pictures are more easily seen than pretty words. Which is why I'm keen on piggybacking on your talents.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sexy as fuck, all this brakkin'.

[Tadao]

I love how you actually make a :[ face

[elx]

I think you've exemplified the numerous reasons why I don't and will never take psychoactive drugs.

Srsly, that sounds utterly horrific to me.
honestly, don't. It is really bad. It's like a hundred cups of coffee when you've never had an ounce of caffeine before. which could be cool I guess but you're not even like yourself either, like, right now I want to tell you about my new salsa chair and how you should get one for your type writer because it makes writing more cozy, but I don't even like salsa chairs and I knew this when I bought it a few hours ago and that didn't stop me from doing it anyway. AND ITS ORANGE. :x

also, imagine driving by a niisan and being convinced that it has down syndrome, then wanting to cry because you feel bad for it.

[Fathom Zero]

Wordpress is an order of magnitude better than Blogspooots, though. It's where I dump my photos. And I must talk about Deviantart sometime, my word that shit's hilarious.

[Grislygus]

HA I WIN THE PAGE BRAK


I'm like the carnivorous pink sasquatch thing from Herdy Gerdy, fucking shit up constantly

[Grislygus]

also, imagine driving by a niisan and being convinced that it has down syndrome, then wanting to cry because you feel bad for it.

Awesome. This is awesome.

[Tadao]

Maybe your pregnant, I hugged a little to hard and came :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I love how you actually make a :[ face

Sad thing is that it's only a little bit frownier than my normal face.

[Grislygus]

HEY, YOU POST EDITOR. YOU JUST SWITCHED THAT FROM "I refuse to go on Deviantart anymore".


WHich is good, because DeviantArt is for retards

[Fathom Zero]

I'm like the carnivorous pink sasquatch thing from Herdy Gerdy, fucking shit up constantly

I member dat game. loooooooooooooong fucking time ago

[Grislygus]

Game pissed me right the fuck off, I tell you what


Fucking inbred genetic reject creatures getting stuck in walls all the fucking time, in addition to the ACTUAL fuckdamn bone-crunching difficulty

[elx]

I'm not kidding about the niisan. seriously. I took a picture because I knew that it didn't have down syndrome but still couldn't manage to convince myself, so I wanted evidence. I put my phone in the top kitchen cabinet so I wouldn't text people, but I'm going to go get it so you will see and understand.

[Fathom Zero]

HEY, YOU POST EDITOR. YOU JUST SWITCHED THAT FROM "I refuse to go on Deviantart anymore".

WHich is good, because DeviantArt is for retards

I did say that, but it didn't make much sense considering that no one had mentioned it, however it was on my mind since I was going down a list of websites where I'd heretofore put my work.

BTW, I'd like to pimp out Helium for a second. They're kinda interesting.

Yeah, Deviantart just became about BBW pandas and shit and I realized I probably didn't have much in common with those people.

[Grislygus]

FUCK, IN GENERAL.

[Tadao]

Hey ELX, my homeland got demolished and is about become a glowing island. Show me some of that empathy and show me your tits. Do it for Japan baby.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry elx, you should throw away the medication.

It would behoove you to do so.

[Grislygus]

WHat the fuck is Helium, other than a type of gas.

Elx. What other objects have struck you as having down syndrome

[Fathom Zero]

maybe I do like bbw pandas. :eek

[Grislygus]

DON'T DO IT ELX, TADAO IS A GREASY VERSION OF GAMERA AND HE'S JUST EXPLODING EVERYTHING SO HE CAN EAT ALL THE FIRE AND NOW HE WANTS TITS

CUNNING FU MAN CHU BASTARD

[Fathom Zero]

WHat the fuck is Helium, other than a type of gas.

http://www.helium.com/content/whatishelium

Basically, it's like a stock photos, but for writers. Which delights me in its selloutfulness.

[Grislygus]

Deviantart is NOT retarded due to furry shit. It's retarded for the same reason that "fanfiction" is retarded. YOu have people giving away their shit for free so that internet people can tell them that they're good.

[Tadao]

Damn you little boy in short shorts! You foiled my plan yet again!

[Grislygus]

Not that furry shit is not retarded within it's own context; it comes with the territory in deviantart

[Fathom Zero]

I guess I'd like to see elx's tits too, but we're not supposed to like each other or something

[elx]

yeah i'm not quite on enough drugs to fall for that :(

[Grislygus]

DON'T FORGET THE MINIATURE SUIT JACKET, TADAO

IT GIVES ME STRENGTH AGAINST DEMONS FROM SPACE LIKE YOU

[Fathom Zero]

spicy chilean space demons

[Tadao]

http://www.helium.com/content/whatishelium

Basically, it's like a stock photos, but for writers. Which delights me in its selloutfulness.

Careful, they might end up owning anything you post there.

[Grislygus]

They will end up owning everything you post there, it's a thorough rape-job without the formality of a contract... IF you're worth anything

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I just thought it was interesting. I didn't say it was good or anything. I'm keeping all my work until such time that I have a number satisfying enough to start something with.

EDIT: Hahah, there are ADVANCE CASH ads in the sidebars of it.

[Fathom Zero]

Spring Break sucks a dick. I should be in my apartment, alone right now instead of with family.

[Grislygus]

GODDAMNIT WHO THE FUCK CALLS ANYONE AT 12:58 AM WHILE SOBER

[Grislygus]

what, why are you NOT in your apartment


Are you still seventeen or something?

[Tadao]

yeah i'm not quite on enough drugs to fall for that :(

It saddens me that you think I would trick you. I have been the nicest person to you here and you call me a monster. :( I'm going to go hug a picture of my dead dog now.

[Fathom Zero]

My mommy wanted to see me because she hasn't in many months. That and she gives me money and food and books.

[Fathom Zero]

girls love dead dogs, you've got an in now

[Grislygus]

That's true. Tadao is one of the few genuinely nice people who post here; he just struggles to hide the pain under contrarian obstinancy

[Fathom Zero]

Why the fuck does anyone I know live in Texas?

[Fathom Zero]

Oh yeah, and she gives me bottles of wine.

[Grislygus]

See, Fathom here's a jerk. He doesn't REALLY care, not like good ole Tadao. Course, Tadao's brother committed suicide for some damn reason or other, so he's needy and hug-deprived by nature. That's why his girlfriend took care of him, before she got killed alongside Charlton Heston in the quake

[Grislygus]

What KIND of wine

[Pub Lover]

Frowns all over the fread. :(

[Pub Lover]

Thread. Also, I forgot I eek rather than thrown.:eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh Christ. Frown! :eek

[Grislygus]

HERE HE IS. NOW we have a party. Elx was going to show Tadao her tits, Pub.

[Fathom Zero]

What KIND of wine

Anything red. She can't drink it. And I'm not a HUGE wine person, so I can't be arsed to remember the goddamn names, but I remember her telling me that some were expensive.

Which matters not for my purposes.

[Pub Lover]

I am that thing that is like an idiot. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?

[Pub Lover]

Dylan's nipples.

[Pub Lover]

I am that thing that is like an idiot. :eek

A double idiot.:eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?
Show him your knob. :eek

[Grislygus]

Tadao would never kill himself, as long as children REALLY believed in him.

[Fathom Zero]

Ladies tell me it's my distinguishing feature.

[Pub Lover]

Elx was going to show Tadao her tits, Pub.
She wasn't She promished me she wouldn't. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I might be drunker than I thought. :eek

[Grislygus]

She's doped up on medication that her jewish mother switched with her REAL medication :eek

She's not in her right mind!

[Fathom Zero]

i'm going to go to my hurting place now

[Pub Lover]

I guess I'd like to see elx's tits too, but we're not supposed to like each other or something

Seeing a lady's breasts has nothing to do with liking them. :eek

[Grislygus]

See elx, you see what you did there

Fathom was tricked into showing Tadao HIS tits, and no one can share his pain.

[Pub Lover]

Seeing a lady's breasts has nothing to do with liking them. :eek

Her. Nor respecting her either. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

The thought doesn't excite me.

[Pub Lover]

Nor respecting her either. :eek

In fact the lack of respect usually helps the endeavour. :eek

[Pub Lover]

In fact the lack of respect usually helps the endeavour. :eek

I respect Miss Elx too much to ask for nudes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I respect Miss Elx too much to ask for nudes. :eek
Again, at least. :eek

[Grislygus]

Or, because she's fifteen and you don't want psychopathically paranoid Australians to find out and attack you for the attempted perusal of child porn

[Pub Lover]

She's doped up on medication that her jewish mother switched with her REAL medication :eek
Her being Jewish is pretty hot. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Why the fuck does anyone I know live in Texas?

Who do you know in Texas? :eek

[elx]

http://i56.tinypic.com/24lpmwi.jpg

see, I did it :(

I don't know what you guys are talking about anymore because I went to the kitchen earlier and you guys turned a page. I'm making green eggs. what are you guys doing for st. patrick's day? fathom, have you been to chicago? how does the green water smell?

[Grislygus]

Shhh. The aussies'll beat you up just for looking at small tits on an adult, talking like that will get you sent to an Outback penal colony where you're forced to re-enact the events of Turkey Shoot and Mad Max, with real bullets

[Pub Lover]

I put my phone in the top kitchen cabinet so I wouldn't text people, but I'm going to go get it so you will see and understand.
I hope she come back with that picture. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Chicago's okay. Not on St. Patrick's. That's pretty dumb. I like what Cleveland does, where their water just catches on fire.

[Grislygus]

Elx, that nissan clearly has attention deficit disorder. The one with down's syndrome is on the left.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

More nips to bring the resident Nip back. :eek

[Grislygus]

I'm gonna be busting out a barbecue with a huge group on Saint Pattie's, FUCK the bars. Nothing pisses me off more than that "EVERBUDDY'S A LITTLE IRISH ON SAINT PATRICKS DAY HAWR"

No, buddy. They're not.

[Pub Lover]

I hope she come back with that picture. :eek

http://i56.tinypic.com/24lpmwi.jpg

see, I did it :(

Yay, she posted it as I typed. :eek

[Grislygus]

'Course, I'm not REALLY Irish, my family had to leave Ireland for Scotland after two brothers in the family (my great-great uncles) up and murdered an english soldier. Then grandma and grandpa moved here in the fifties

[Pub Lover]

I was just about to do an entire series of "Professor Tadao and the Sucker" illustrations to contribute to the thread, and then I remembered that (obviously) Macs are not equipped with MS Paint.


:(

Explain to me again why you have a mac and have robbed me of your awesome mspaint creations. :eek

[Grislygus]

School required me to have it. Unfortunately

[Grislygus]

Especially since they didn't help with the cost, at all. Or let me use THEIR freaking macs

[Pub Lover]

hello chat thread! how is everyone this lovely evening? :)

I forgot I eek rather than frown.:eek
Every eek from me for the last three years has been a secret frown, I just didn't want to bring you all down. :eek

[elx]

this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

[Pub Lover]

Every eek from me for the last three years has been a secret frown, I just didn't want to bring you all down. :eek

:willie

[Grislygus]

this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

snagged. Good work, though. I'll take credit for it.

[elx]

Just kidding. Bye bye.

[Pub Lover]

so depressed today, you have no idea guys #sorry #forbeingajerkaboutit (http://twitter.com/executioneer/status/47823061126365184)

..

[Grislygus]

Not that anyone other than us actually reads this thread



Or inhabits this forum.

[Pub Lover]

Message boards suck for depression. :(

I find they help me sink into it very well. :eek

[Grislygus]

Wait, wille does the twitter

Twitter seems interesting now

[Grislygus]

Oh fuck, Tadao's gone. The pain of Godzilla's return led to his suicide after all :(

[Pub Lover]

I went furniture shopping after and I wanted to hug everyone I saw.

Wanted not did.:eek

[Fathom Zero]

Yussssss! I found my Clive Barker advance copy. wooo

[Grislygus]

advance of what

[Pub Lover]

Because she's flippin jewish as bananas she wanted to know if she could buy it in generic form for me instead, right?

Wait, bit paranoid of me, but I was just racist at T so it is in my head. Are you Jewish or was that a slur? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

The Thief of Always. It's funny - I always thought I'd dislike his stuff, but I dig it a lot more than other horror stuffs.

Also, I'm a sucker for the dark fantasy subgenre. Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Talisman, etc. I dig 'em all.

[Pub Lover]

I spent a few more hours editing wikipedia articles, but only the dead links. [...] Another major problem with wikipedia is that there is absolutely no work being done on the simple english version, which is the most important IMO.

I thought this adorable, but then as I edited out the rest of the text to make that comment I remembered I have expressed exatly those two comments about Wikipedia. So I find my own views adorable. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

Then Weaveworld and Abarat are the directions that you want to go in. Galilee too, if you're as just gay as Mr. Barker is IRL. Mr. B. Gone was fucking terrible, coldheart canyon was stupid... short stories are where it's at, Books of Blood and Cabal were sick as fuck

[Pub Lover]

no but you can have a hug. or I can fill out your taxes for you.

I think I missed the boat on hugs. :(

[Pub Lover]

Anything red. She can't drink it.
Why can't she? I thought your mom was all about the boozing. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Red stuff makes her break in hives. Really freaky, it is.

Pub, do you like the Italian Job? Coz I watched it like three times the other day. Best Mini chase scenes ever.

[Pub Lover]

tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?

I think he & I hate each other or something. So good? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Then Weaveworld and Abarat are the directions that you want to go in. Galilee too, if you're as just gay as Mr. Barker is IRL. Mr. B. Gone was fucking terrible, coldheart canyon was stupid... short stories are where it's at, Books of Blood and Cabal were sick as fuck

I really dug the Books of blood. I'll keep those in mind.

[Grislygus]

I liked the original Italian Job better, but I do admit that the remake was pretty cool

[Pub Lover]

Fathom was tricked into showing Tadao HIS tits, and no one can share his pain.
My nipples are on this board somewhere. :x

[Grislygus]

I didn't know that I never wanted to know that before today

[Pub Lover]

Or, because she's fifteen and you don't want psychopathically paranoid Australians to find out and attack you for the attempted perusal of child porn

That is true. I should get on my Liquid Statik account for that. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Michael Caine's such a pimp. I'm gonna watch Get Carter next.

[Pub Lover]

http://i56.tinypic.com/24lpmwi.jpg

see, I did it :(

That is a sad looking car. :eek

[Grislygus]

I have yet to see whatzit, Harry Brown.

[Pub Lover]

I'm making green eggs.
Is that really a thing? I thought that was a made up thing. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Remember this shit?

xfq_A8nXMsQ

That's pretty fucking poignant.

[Grislygus]

He was incredible in The Man Who Would Be King. Outdid Seanchewing Connery in that one

[Pub Lover]

what are you guys doing for st. patrick's day?
Nothing. It isn't marked here, I think. It was also not marked in Britain when I lived there. :eek

[Pub Lover]

But then the English hate the Irish. :lol

[Grislygus]

Fathom, what kind of weirdass High school did you go to

[Pub Lover]

Shhh. The aussies'll beat you up just for looking at small tits on an adult, talking like that will get you sent to an Outback penal colony where you're forced to re-enact the events of Turkey Shoot and Mad Max, with real bullets

Sounds fun. What is Turkey Shoot? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I just remembered he was in an Austin Powers movie. :x

[Grislygus]

Cheezo Aussie exploitation flick.

[Pub Lover]

this is boring. I'm going to edit everything I've said out and make it look like you four are bullying me again so that when everyone wakes up they'll be confused. :l

Yup and you'll wake up with no edit button. You actually want to be abused? :(

[Pub Lover]

Just kidding. Bye bye.

Not about this being boring though, eh? :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

Fathom, what kind of weirdass High school did you go to

Inner-city public school where the diverse student population facilitated my creative and intellectual growth.

Hahahaha, I'm just fucking with you. It was a shitty inner city school where there was a fight every other day between twenty people, locked down every week, and it was all poor as fuck. It fits the economy of the attendees, though, so I guess it's all good.

I kept to myself mainly, hung out with a couple squares, realized they were squares, then cut off all contact with them and went to college.

[Grislygus]

good work

[Pub Lover]

Not that anyone other than us actually reads this thread



Or inhabits this forum.

That is very true. True and sad. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

They like talking about vikings, reading Lord Byron, and making Warhammer figurines. They only started smoking recently after changing their minds about thinking it's not cool. Raging superiority complexes in every one of them. Last I heard, the most successful of the bunch is working at a Boost Mobile, and a stockroom dude at JC Penney is right behind him.

I think some might be going to school? It's been two years at this point, so I could give a fuck.

[Pub Lover]

Wait, wille does the twitter

Twitter seems interesting now

The Twitter is a medium. Transient and limited. Small concepts that are soon gone. I never reread Twitter like I do this place. :(

[Pub Lover]

He uses it rarely but more often than here. :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh fuck, Tadao's gone. The pain of Godzilla's return led to his suicide after all :(

:(

[Pub Lover]

So I find my own views adorable. :eek
When they're in the mouth of a sexy girl. :eek

[Pub Lover]

In many ways opinions are like cocks. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I'm so happy being a PHIL/ENG major w/ FR/FVS minor. I've found the groove.

Now if I could only work Industrial Design in there somewhere.

[Pub Lover]

Red stuff makes her break in hives. Really freaky, it is.
Red wine makes me barf. I would get on with your mom. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I wonder if that means I'd get on with Jake Busey. :eek

[Babs]

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

[Fathom Zero]

You totally would.

[Pub Lover]

Pub, do you like the Italian Job? Coz I watched it like three times the other day. Best Mini chase scenes ever.
The British one from the 60s with Michael Caine or the more recent American one with Donald Sutherland?

[Fathom Zero]

http://official.fm/track/85486

[Fathom Zero]

The British one from the 60s with Michael Caine or the more recent American one with Donald Sutherland?

Caine for sure, although I think Marky Mark does a decent job.

[Pub Lover]

Because I adore the former one. I watch it at a couple of times a year. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think he & I hate each other or something. So good? :eek

T hasn't shown us his nipples in years. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I liked the original Italian Job better, but I do admit that the remake was pretty cool

I do agree. Normally I'm not a fan of remakes but it wasn't terrible. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I didn't know that I never wanted to know that before today

Kick a guy when he's down why don't ya. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Michael Caine's such a pimp. I'm gonna watch Get Carter next.

I didn't like the American remake of that one. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I found my Turkish instructional cassettes along with my Clive Barker stuffs today. Maybe I'll actually use them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Caught up because you all died. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

I am not died

[Pub Lover]

I found my Turkish instructional cassettes... :eek

Took me several minutes to understand you meant the language and not a recipe for Turkish Delight. :dunce

[Pub Lover]

Why Turkish?

[Pub Lover]

I am not died

Indeed. At least Miss Elx told us she was ducking out. The sweet little thing. :(

[Pub Lover]

We don't emote on this board but if we did I would glare so hard at T & Gus. :eek

[elx]

PEEKABOO

[Pub Lover]

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Hey Babs, I said stuff at you about ten pages back. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Why Turkish?

They were giving them away at the library. I used to live on a military installation, so they have various language instruction courses that people need to utilize if they're gonna be going to various places. I grabbed a couple that they were giving away. Cassettes are kinda dated nowadays.

[Pub Lover]

PEEKABOO

<3

[Pub Lover]

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Guns are harder to get here so a lot more of our murder-suicides are done with knives. :(

[elx]

I feel bad that bab's had something genuinely interesting to discuss but everyone (glaring at you, fathomzero!) disregarded him. I also feel amused at the thought of Zhukov showing up any minute now and realizing he JUST missed the party.


edit: oh my bad, this post has been updated in response to the recent developments.

[Pub Lover]

Cassettes are kinda dated nowadays.

I should take a picture of under my bed. I have a good three hundred of those things. I tell myself I will listen to them again one day. I won't. Where is my knife? :(

[Pub Lover]

(glaring at you, pub!)

You make a chap smile, Miss. :)

[Babs]

The road is completely blocked off and there's more than a dozen police cruisers outside. Totally ruined my buzz.

[Pub Lover]

I feel bad that bab's had something genuinely interesting to discuss but everyone disregarded him.
I responded to it in time as I worked it into making a joke about my own demise. ;)

[Pub Lover]

The road is completely blocked off and there's more than a dozen police cruisers outside. Totally ruined my buzz.

Still an unfolding event? Are you sure he's dead and you're safe? I know you'd be number two on my list after a spouse, buddy. :eek

[Pub Lover]

(glaring at you, fathomzero!)
edit: oh my bad, this post has been updated in response to the recent developments.

Awww, boo. ;)

[Pub Lover]

They were giving them away at the library.
A lot of the books I have are ex-library. One way or another. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I also feel amused at the thought of Zhukov showing up any minute now and realizing he JUST missed the party.
That is his life in a nutshell. He'll be relieved, I assure you. :eek

[Babs]

Anyways, he's definitely dead. I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them. It's just absolutely a mess right now, they have the scene all surrounded and the house taped off, pretty intense.

[Pub Lover]

So my neighbor, whom by the way is a Sheriff, just now killed his wife and shortly after committed suicide.

Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

[Babs]

I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

[Pub Lover]

I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them.

First reaction: Lame. I hope the blighters do okay. :(

[Pub Lover]

I know for a fact he has two children as well so my concern goes to the them.

Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? #liquidstatik