I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

note that the last post by me was not in response to pub lover, but a general indication of how I am a-ok.

how are you guys

[Tadao]

Doesn't matter to me dear Pubbles, I like the dancing cats either way.

Fathom's right Tad, Sam will do such things. When you're asleep.

Wait... does that mean I'm a terrific person or that my hands will be broken?

And for the record, no girl has ever told me that my attention is unwanted, nor have I ever initiated PM contact with any girl here. I am a true internet gentleman, and a Perv with honor!

Bitches!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5086/222621130207ds3.jpg

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUB

[Pub Lover]

GW, BABY, I KNOW WHO BABYLON ZOO WERE, & THAT ISN'T YOU, HOTTUFFTS. :love

[Sam]

WHY DO YOU WANT PUB TO SHUT THE FULK UP?

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't say it was ;(

I am glad someone else knows about that, sheesh

[Fathom Zero]

WHY DO YOU WANT PUB TO SHUT THE FULK UP?

HIS MOUTH IS PRETTIER WHEN CLOSED. >:

[Pub Lover]

HIS MOUTH IS PRETTIER WHEN CLOSED. >:

FINE! I'LL HAVE MY GOOD PAL JAKE BUSEY SPEAK FOR ME

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK NOOOOO

[MattJack]

OK I'M BACK

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/oo.jpg

[Sam]

MATTJACK IS BACK JUST IN TIME.

TO VIEW DUDES MAKING OUT AND NAME ME THE WINNER. >:

OR ELSE. >:

[Pub Lover]

OK I'M BACK

HAHA, YOU MADE TADAO MAKE A POLL! :eek

[executioneer]

pub quit fagging up the faggotry thread you fag

[MattJack]

SAM AND FATHOM HAVE A JOINT TITLE CAUSE I HAPPENED TO NOT READ EITHER OF THEIR WINNING POSTS BECAUSE I WAS SO ANGRY

HUH WAS! STILL AM

[MattJack]

HE SHOULD MAKE A NOOSE NEXT

I SEE THERE IS A RUMBLE BOUT TO TAKE PLACE IN THIS JUNGLE

[Sam]

HERE IS A PREVIEW OF THE RUMBLE:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/oo.jpg

DO YOU SEE HOW HAPPY MY FIST AND FATHOM'S FACE ARE TO BE LOCKED IN SUCH A SWEET EMBRACE. ALSO FATHOM IS WEARING A DOG COLLAR BECAUSE HE IS A DOG. >:

[Fathom Zero]

SAYS THE MAN WEARING ANIMAL EARS

[Tadao]

Hahaha MattJack was Soooooooo internet mad at me that he had tp go! What a puss :/

[Fathom Zero]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2408/334021130207xl5.jpg

[MattJack]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1381/jackmattua5.jpg

IS IT GO TIME YET?

[MattJack]

Hahaha MattJack was Soooooooo internet mad at me that he had tp go! What a puss :/

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5846/jackmatt2xb6.jpg

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

SAM'S FIST HITTING FATHOM'S FACE IS SO VERY SEXY! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

IN OTHER NEWS: PUB GET'S BANNED FOR HIS ILLEGAL USE OF HIS CHOJIN FOLDER. :x

[Pub Lover]

P.S. THAT WAS GOING TO BE SETH'S ENTRY FOR THE ART SHIT THEME 'ALARM' BUT HE RECONSIDERED

[Tadao]

There seems to only be 1 person who wants me banned :( I better step up my perving to super levels!

[Guitar Woman]

mother fucker

[Pub Lover]

[16:58] SwitchDingo: is that really chojin
[16:59] PublicPubLoather: TOTALLY 100% HOT ERIC YOCKEY ACTION DURING THE PINK PONY PANTS PHASE
[16:59] SwitchDingo: jesus
[17:01] PublicPubLoather: wait, you did know? SHIT
[17:02] SwitchDingo: NO
[17:02] SwitchDingo: I WOULD HAVE MADE THE JOKE DIFFERENT
[17:02] SwitchDingo: AND SAID MY FIST WAS CHOJIN AND IT WAS MODERATING FATHOMS FACE

[Fathom Zero]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4949/145621130207ia2.jpg

[MattJack]

oh shi*

[MattJack]

i think i fuc*ed up now

[ElPila666]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8485/imagen002dd6.jpg

Great, now i have to wash my hand before somebody see it , this site is gonna drive me insane...

[Zomboid]

Fathom, your angry chin face is going bald :lol

[MattJack]

but he's got the dual mohawk

[Zomboid]

I have a buddy who can only grow it like that. I laugh and laugh :(

http://www.njedge.net/%7Eknapp/RasAlGhul.jpg

[ElPila666]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/41/imagen003ge4.jpg

Let's rolling a blunt

[Moobs]

AW DUDE IS THAT A SPLIFF HOLY SHIT :420

[bigtimecow]

i just noticed this thread has FIGHT! FIGHT! in it

I'MMA PUNCH YOU

[Emu]

i'd say thread backups but

[bigtimecow]

FIGHT! FIGHT!

emu I HATE YOU AND YOUR ANIME EVERYWHERE

>:

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/fist.jpg

[JediScum]

Wow! That was pretty good!

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/toti22.jpg

Did your mom teach you how to punch? Or your sister?

[Tadao]

No, my brother. Mom and sis taught me how to lick pussy.

[Dixie]

More violence please, I'm trying to get in the mood when my husband gets home.

[ElPila666]

I think Tadao practice Aikido

[Chojin]

just when I thought I had lived that picture down ;<

[JediScum]

At least someone taught you. I always wonder if the squeals, thigh-clenching, gasps and cussing are fake.

[Tadao]

More violence please, I'm trying to get in the mood when my husband gets home.

Sorry, I can't oblige. They'll get all butt hurt if I get you in the mood.

[ElPila666]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8384/imagen001wp0.jpg

Some violent shit for Carnivore Is God

[Tadao]

Really?

[Dixie]

ElPila, that was one of the worst things you could ever do. Clowns are not violent, they are retarded and have no place in this world.

[Tadao]

Here ya go.
http://www.mensproject.org/images/violent2.gif

[ElPila666]

I surrender

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(FIGHT! FIGHT!)

[Moobs]

WHO WANTS SOME? >:

[Pub Lover]

Those are tears of joy, aren't they?

I CANNOT EXPERIECNE JOY SO HOW COULD THEY BE ;_;
:tear

[Tadao]

Someone find Willie a good woman please. I want a pic of him smiling while jumping in the air and clicking his heels.

[Pub Lover]

warning at least 90% of my internet angsty whining is hyperbole and should be discounted

WARNING JOKES! :eek

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Someone find Willie a good woman please.

THAT is a very FartinMowler thing to say. >:

[Pub Lover]

just when I thought I had lived that picture down ;<

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/horriblehomo.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I want a pic of him smiling while jumping in the air and clicking his heels.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/WillieMobbs.jpg

[Tadao]

Willie = wallpaper

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg

[Moobs]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2480/willieoc5.png

[ElPila666]

How long is this fight last?

[Grislygus]

This shit always finishes before I show up

[Fathom Zero]

IT'S NOT OVER BETWEEN SAM AND I.

[Fathom Zero]

Every time I try and smile, it's always a frown. :(

[JediScum]

Clowns are not violent, they are retarded and have no place in this world.

I fucking disagree

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/toti04.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

This thread violates Section XIV of GADZOOK'S "STARTING NEW THREADS: THE ROOLS AND DROOLS™" and I hearby mark this thread for deletion. >:

But yeah I really want it too but not as much as I really want a sandwich right now. What's your favorite sandwich?

This thread is now about sandwiches.

Thread over, mods please lock.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

To the mastermind behind the siphoning of my gas:
Ever hear of Murphy's Law? The silly old admonition that if something wrong can happen, it probably will? Well, maybe you caught a glimpse of the green leaf insignia on my piece-of-shit car. In the odd chance that you did, perhaps you thought to yourself, "hey, I know what that means! It means that the owner of this car has the option to live responsibly toward the environment by using 85% Ethanol fuel!" To suppose further, you may have realized that there was a slim chance that I actually used E85 fuel in my last fill-up, seeing as the nearest public place that offers it is about thirty miles away.

However, it would be rather odd if you were to know that the last time I filled up was in Noblesville in one such location, and that I did in fact opt to save a little money at the expense of a little mileage. With this in mind, I guess I'll confess that I don't really know what a little excess alcohol will do to your car, to make a few baseline assumptions leading to the fact that you, unlike me, do not drive a vehicle designed to ward against ethanol-induced engine corrosion. Maybe nothing will happen because of it, maybe you'll get colon cancer. Time will tell and time is hell, as they say.

So, whatever misfortunes may come, at least you can say to yourself, "Lo, what a cock-sucking asshole I am. I guess I had it coming."

:lol

[Pub Lover]

SAM! JUST BECAUSE YOU LOGGED OFF OF AIM ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME QUESTIONING YOUR MANHOOD! >:

[Tadao]

:confused:

[Pub Lover]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7163/gothkz5.gif

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifDa de la dut dut dut dut da da

[Pub Lover]

I HATE EDUCATION SPECIALISTS AND I THINK THEY KNOW THIS FROM MY OBNOXIOUS NATURE. >:

OH REAL LIFE WOES! WHY CANNOT THE INTERNET FIX YOU! :(

[Pub Lover]

"WE'LL FIX YOUR REAL LIFE PROBLEMS, PUB!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

THANK YOU DANCING CATS

YOUR EFFORTS ARE APPRECIATED ;)

[Pub Lover]

"YOU'RE WELCOME, PUB!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

there's more fish in the sea, unfortunately most of them have too high of a mercury content and will slowly kill you

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5745/451719140207lj5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

BUDDY, YOU VERY NEARLY ARE! :eek

[JediScum]

You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

And then i could finally feel confident about saying "Call us LEGION for we are many"

[Tadao]

sex with monkeys is not advised

[Fathom Zero]

I'm watching the Human Stain and now I want to read the book of the same name. Never read any of Roth's stuff.

SOUNDS LIKE I'M IN FOR A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY.

[Fathom Zero]

Or I might just go rent the Frighteners and call it even.

[Tadao]

Or find a monkey and have HOT MONKEY SEX!

[Esuohlim]

You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

I know seven people in my family born between the 18th and 22nd of November :eek

[JediScum]

I was born nov, 3rd.... just far enough away to NOT have my Mom nickname me "pumpkin".

But close enough to Hallowe'en to where I can usually celebrate Hallowe'en. Samhain, Dia de Los Muertos and my B-Day... all in a week long bender.

[Pub Lover]

I go on a week long bender when ever I want a week long bender, there is no need to have an excuse for a week long bender, you week long bender.

[liquidstatik]

DECEMBER 8TH HERE, GUSY

[JediScum]

I think Pub is calling me week.... But week long benders take a lot out of you if you don't supplement it with vitamins.

or if you realize that, 3 "week long benders" do not equal 11 years

[JediScum]

So i goes to play poker, and i make it to 3rd (out of six). I make a bad bet and am eliminated. No Prob.

so the winner says "Thanks for making a bad call"

I respond with "Well, i was gonna say 'Good game' but thanks for being a dick"

Was that uncalled for?

[Dixie]

no, I think it was a just statement on your part.

[Tadao]

It sets an uneasy mood for his final opponent. You kind of help by being insulted, so the other guy is uncomfortable now. You could have taken his steam away with a witty retort, and then he would have looked stupid, thus giving the other guy a braver feeling.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Tadao]

dam

[Esuohlim]

I think the posts are off for me on this end because Pub misses the Page Brak by one post every damn time

[Guitar Woman]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8559/ruckystahpk1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8559/ruckystahpk1.jpg

:lol

I'm quoting so you can't edit, & now I've remembered. :lol

[Esuohlim]

GW can't edit anyway

[Chojin]

he can't edit anyway :lol

[Chojin]

hey

[Esuohlim]

I'll take it from here, sir

[Guitar Woman]

I love Lucky Star ;<

Well, the themesong, not the show itself :<

[Pub Lover]

GW can't edit anyway

he can't edit anyway :lol

That is what I remembered. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c&feature=related

I'd only reccomend clicking on that if you're megasuperhardcorexxxtreme

Hint: Not Esuohlim-safe

[Pub Lover]

I watched 30 seconds of that & now I'm confused and probably on my way to jail.

[Guitar Woman]

lol

[Chojin]

http://joshlesnick.com/things/20071110-02.gif

[Chojin]

i meant to only post the first one of those, but that works too

[Chojin]

http://joshlesnick.com/things/20071110-06.gif

The monster that quotes the far side is oen of my favorite comics ever

[Guitar Woman]

I probably shouldn't mention this, but willie's avatar synchs up perfectly with this remix of Lucky Star's themesong I found ;<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c&feature=related

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif
My peripheral vision as I scroll down the page makes Tadao's avatar look like a roast chicken.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z96NgRtUg84

RAMALAMA Bang Bang
Flash Bang Big Bang
Bing Bong
Ding Dong
DUM DUM DO DUM DUM

[Moobs]

i can do the lucky star dance :(

[Guitar Woman]

I just had the craziest dream :<

I was all playing Thief, and then I called up Emily and was like DRAW SOME REALLY DARK STUFF WE NEED TO MAKE A THIEF COMIC and then it snowed and I realized I didn't have any socks so I called my dad up and asked him to buy me some socks, at which point I woke up and had my hand pressed to the side of my face and was going SOCKS, I NEED SOCKS

[Guitar Woman]

I just had the craziest dream :<

I was all playing Thief, and then I called up Emily and was like DRAW SOME REALLY DARK STUFF WE NEED TO MAKE A THIEF COMIC and then it snowed and I realized I didn't have any socks so I called my dad up and asked him to buy me some socks, at which point I woke up and had my hand pressed to the side of my face and was going SOCKS, I NEED SOCKS

it was weird

also, I really don't have any socks. :(

[Guitar Woman]

thank you internet for letting everyone read that post twice

[Fathom Zero]

I'm so cold right now.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Tadao]

I'm so cold right now.

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

[Pub Lover]

We're sohttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifwonderfullyhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifwonderfullyhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifwonderfullyhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifwonderfully pretty!

:lol

[JediScum]

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold


I hope those aren't Neurosis lyrics

[Tadao]

I hope those aren't Neurosis lyrics

Late 80s rolling stones

[MarioRPG]

Hell yea

[ElPila666]

Who's winning the fight?

[ElPila666]

Quiero sangre!!!

[Tadao]

I like your new avatr Elpia, but I like the old one better.

[ElPila666]

I should choose one of the choujin's, i don't know maybe the pizza guy

[Tadao]

Hahaha yes! Take "The Pizza Guy"

[ElPila666]

maybe i will

[ElPila666]

Actually i think the pizza guy is just fine, a boy that delivers happiness to every home as faster as he can. Even Spiderman was a pizza guy.

[Guitar Woman]

Poor Schimid :<

at least any embarrasing pictures I took of myself have since disappeared making me relatively safe :picklehat

[ElPila666]

guitar woman you woke up early today. did you have another crazy dream?

[Guitar Woman]

I've been up the whole time. >:

I'd be pimping out my NEW WEBSITE THE DOMAIN OF WHICH WILL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE if Chojin had given me administrator status before he conked out

I should go to bed now

[Fathom Zero]

Kristy Swanson was soooo hot.

[MetalMilitia]

I've been up the whole time. >:

I'd be pimping out my NEW WEBSITE THE DOMAIN OF WHICH WILL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE if Chojin had given me administrator status before he conked out

I should go to bed now

I can barely contain my anticipation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large_fast.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large_fast.gif

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have to go to work because of the thunder and ice storm that fused my doors closed. :)

[Tadao]

I'm curious as to what GW would do with a website. It better not be about video games or 4chan.

[Guitar Woman]

why would I make a website about 4chan

I mean, if you wanted to talk about it you could just go to 4chan

[Tadao]

How did the scientology thing go anyways. I know you didn't go, but did anyone?

[Guitar Woman]

The Portland protest was lame and epic fail and I'm glad I wasn't associated with it.

the other ones were pretty funny, though. They rickrolled Scientology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zVgnX5V-A

[Tadao]

The Portland protest was lame and epic fail and I'm glad I wasn't associated with it.

the other ones were pretty funny, though. They rickrolled Scientology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zVgnX5V-A

That would have been fun in big crowds.

[Guitar Woman]

I wish I could have been at the London protest :<

JOIN ANONYMOUS, WE HAVE FREE FRIED CHICKEN

[ElPila666]

Scientologist chicken killers!!!

[liquidstatik]

Bing Bang Diggariggadong
Funny words I sing when I am dancing(dancing 3x)
Bing Bang Diggariggadong
Silly words that can mean anything

Get on up,it's time to dance,yeah
It's so much fun being up on our feet

So we go up up,do the jump
move around and clap your hands together
Down,down turn around
Having fun is what it's all about

[Tadao]

Scientology = :yum

[liquidstatik]

I liked chan better when it was child porn && violence, it got lame when they started caring.

[Guitar Woman]

you're one of those, huh

[liquidstatik]

im jk, guy. i'm all about getting rid of scientology. i just think its dumb they had to associate all those sites with it. :/

[liquidstatik]

and i wish dj khaled didn't go around yelling "WE DA BESSTTT, WE DA BESST" and every g/d song he's in >:

[MattJack]

i like it rawwwwwwwwwww

[MarioRPG]

I liked chan better when it was child porn && violence, it got lame when they started caring.

And memes! what happened to those?

[bigtimecow]

hey liquidstatik, why don't you put your site back up :(

digital horse 4 lyfe

[liquidstatik]

i ran out of money ;_;

[ElPila666]

so what you guys doing on a friday night?

[liquidstatik]

girls

[ElPila666]

I though you were doing monkeys so i feel relief now, but how much years old are those girls? :orgasm

[Tadao]

We like them old here, 19

[ElPila666]

barelly legal that's it

[liquidstatik]

i was thinking 14, 19s kinda saggy ;o

[JediScum]

Of course the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old girl is flipping her over and pretending that you are having sex with a 9 year old boy.

EDIT: Don't encourage the Metallica fans.

[executioneer]

TIME FOR YOU TO GO OFF A BRIDGE *does karate kick*

[ElPila666]

You guys are so lucky

[Fathom Zero]

DO YOU LIKE TO KARATE?

[ElPila666]

do you wanna play street figther online?

[JediScum]

News flash! Reporters in Illinois ride the short bus to work.

So the guy who shot 5-7 people at NIU, didn't do it because he wasn't taking his meds properly. It's because he had this

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Bullshit01.jpg

Prolly owned a Marilyn Manson CD as well

[ElPila666]

now i never gonna tatoo a pentagram on miself, does any remember richard ramirez? he had a pentagram tatoo too

[JediScum]

Maybe you peeps would find the tattoo thing a bit more funny if you lived in Illinois. I just think it's Motley Crue "Shout At THe Devil" all over again.

[executioneer]

THANKS FOR THE DOUBLE POST, QUICK REPLY FUNCTYION

[executioneer]

since when is a pentegram "disturbing"

who are these people, perndog's dad?

[MetalMilitia]

If I were going to shoot up a school I'd get a tattoo of Jesus on my face.

[executioneer]

yeah then you could save time, when you're asking people if they believe in god and then shooting them you can just say do you believe in (point to face)

[JediScum]

stop making me laugh

[ElPila666]

did anyone knows what videogame he used to play?

[MattJack]

last night at da club I asked my buddy what he wanted to drink and he said, "get a shot of dick."

I asked the bartender for a shot of dick.

Then security came and kicked me out :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, buncha dicks.

[MattJack]

oh well, it was terrible techno night there I think. They had a pretty dj that was playing the same awful loop for about an hour :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMH02o8hquY

YES

[Pub Lover]

WTH is up with the yawning?

:lol @ no one hiring him.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd like to go on record to say that I would play Jon's MMORPG in a heartbeat

[Pub Lover]

JC, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! >: :eek

[MetalMilitia]

I still have difficulty believing that John Clement isn't just some overly elaborate Jixby Phillips character.

[Guitar Woman]

There are about 3 or 4 posters I feel the same way about, actually :<

[Pub Lover]

DAMN YOU DOOM-SAYERS! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE I DIE! >:

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/JC.gif

FUCKING MCDONALDS STOP CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO I DON'T END UP AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL

[Pub Lover]

GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?

Also, you may have noticed that I did just watch an internet video. It would seem I am a liar.

[Pub Lover]

"AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL"

In the context that JC said it what does it even mean?

[Guitar Woman]

GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?
haha, keep dreaming

[Pub Lover]

Aww baby, you're holding out on the world! They are yearning to hear you talk about why you dislike Silent Hill, & think Jim Morrison is fat.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't think Jim Morrison is fat, that was cedar

I do think he's a fucking talentless boring hack and I wish he had died a few years earlier so I wouldn't have wasted money on his shitty music, but you know

[Pub Lover]

I can't read that, could you put it into video form for me?

[Pub Lover]

Also, you could print out your avatar & wear it as a mask. that would be pretty internet of you.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(

[Pub Lover]

I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I saw the worst bands of my generation
applied by magic marker to dry wall
I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off
I should have a call in show

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I am not allowed
To ever come up with a single original thought
I am not allowed
To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me

I was the worst hope of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to share my feelings
I should be allowed to feel

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me
But sadly, this can never be

I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)

[Pub Lover]

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me

:wah

[Pub Lover]

So, yesterday during page 1316 I kept opening this thread, reading the new posts and thinking "Shit, I better not post as those guys look like they're having a real conversation and I'd totally ruin it. Dude, stop thinking 'totally' so much. Also, frowns at 'dude'. I hate myself." :(

Today I'm having the same thoughts everytime I look at my Buddy List. ;)

[liquidstatik]

YEAH RITE

[Pub Lover]

What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

[Guitar Woman]

This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

[Pub Lover]

I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN SHOTGUN! WHERE THE HELL IS IT? I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS BUT NOT A DAMN WAY TO FIRE THEM! THE PISTOL DOESN'T WORK FOR THIS MONSTER AND I NEED THE SHOTGUN! I NEED IT! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTGUUUUUUUUUUUN!?

[liquidstatik]

What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

AWE, STICK WITH THAT FEELING PUB. you might not have to kill yourself ;O!

This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

i like it :x

[Pub Lover]

AWE? I AM SO FULL OF AWE FOR OUR AVATARS! THEY ARE GREAT!

I AM AWE FULL!

[Esuohlim]

WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(

NOT ON MY COMPUTER >:

F y'all

[Esuohlim]

liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes :x

[ElPila666]

I joined to the choujin's avatars club too pubs just for u my love

[Pub Lover]

NO WAY, YOU'RE CRAZY, ESUOHLIM!

Also, your avatar isn't cute enough. It is some cute but not full cute. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

[Pub Lover]

liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes :x

SHE ISN'T ASIAN, SO IDK.

ALSO, IF SHE IS THEN HE ONLY LIKES HER FEET. :x

[Guitar Woman]

At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

[Pub Lover]

I joined to the choujin?s avatars too pubs just for u my love

Your avatar is heartstealing. :love

[Pub Lover]

At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

OR DO MY VIDEO RANT IDEA. :(

[Esuohlim]

I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

[Guitar Woman]

You're almost invariably male, caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.


The internet knows me too well ;(

[Pub Lover]

;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

I haven't been a teenager for over half a decade.

I wanna return this angst, but I'm worried about the late fees.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

PERFECT! :)

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

.

[Pub Lover]

considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

DID I ASK FOR REGULAR UPDATES? SPORADIC IS PERFECTLY FINE FOR YOUR CHARACTER

[Guitar Woman]

careful, this is bordering on sevenforce territory

[Pub Lover]

which bit? :(

[Pub Lover]

BTW, 7F territory is less creepy than Pub territory. >:
Thank you, Pub, for filling the creepy-as-hell niche here on I-Mockery and in my life in general. The world wouldn't be the same without you.

[Pub Lover]

GW: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
GW: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<
Double Source.

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah I remember those pictures now.

Saved :3 :publover

I'm not gunna save images I've already had for years. :rolleyes

Also, note his non-use of the :sevenforce creepy emoticon. >:

[Pub Lover]

The Goldilocks Zone is the worst name I have ever heard for the range of distance a planet can have & still support Earth-like conditions.

[Guitar Woman]

GW: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
GW: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

Oh man, I have made mistakes in life

[Pub Lover]

Hang on, do the American Association for the Advancement of Science not agree with the International Astronomical Union's definition of what constitutes a planet?

[Pub Lover]

Because Pluto IS NOT A PLANET! >:

huck huck, we could find hundreds of Pluto-sized planets at the edge of our solar system and that'll really challenge the idea of our nine planet system
You mean the Kuiper belt or maybe the Oort cloud? :blah

[Pub Lover]

No seriously.

Our old view, that the Solar System had nine planets will be supplanted by a view that there are hundreds if not thousands of planets in our Solar System.
I call for at least half of them to be named STFU. >:

[Esuohlim]

The internet knows me too well ;(

That description sounds like me too but there's no way that you and I are alike >:

[Esuohlim]

Also what does it say about me that Pub Lover and Seven Force are the creepiest people on the boards and I like both of them :(

[Pub Lover]

That description had me nodding along also, except for the internet hierarchy bit, because I'm pretty sure we all think that is super important.

Damn those new people! >:

[Guitar Woman]

I don't mind Pub at all, but Seven Force really, really bothers me.

[Pub Lover]

Also what does it say about me that Pub Lover and Seven Force are the creepiest people on the boards and I like both of them :(

What do you think of 7F's new account Tadao?

[Pub Lover]

I don't mind Pub at all. I don't like him or anything, but he's pretty inoffensive most of the time, you know?

:tear

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Esuohlim]

What do you think of 7F's new account Tadao?

lol that made me worried for a second. :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7977/uuacq435knr8.gif

you guys better be chuckling at that it took me like 5 minutes to make >:

[Dr. Boogie]

It's just him saying he doesn't like girls. There's nothing inherently funny about it.

I guess talking dogs can be funny sometimes.

[Esuohlim]

It took you five minutes to change "meals" to "girls"?

At least I think the word used to be "meals" :\

[Guitar Woman]

That dialogue search is actually really handy, especially when I can't remember the name of a strip that had a really hilarious line in it.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

How does paint take five minutes to open?

[Guitar Woman]

guys shut up :(

[Pub Lover]

I was gonna respond in that thread where you posted that picture by talking about boners, lesbians, and their relation to your ass.

I didn't because, despite the previous page, I hate being called creepy. :(