I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak:

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, cheap red wine, I know you'll never do me wrong.

[Guitar Woman]

I want to make an Achewood reference at about this time, but it's not 10 AM for 2 and a half more hours.

[pac-man]

http://www.cheezhead.com/img/cheap-red-wine

[Guitar Woman]

I've actually bought a bottle of that, just for kicks.

It was pretty decent, as far as 5 dollar wine goes.

[pac-man]

Ditto. Can't beat that label.

[Guitar Woman]

Nobody is posting today.

Come and post, everyone. Post, and be happy.

[HickMan]

Guys I'm tired

[Guitar Woman]

10 AM AND DRUNK AS A LORD

[Guitar Woman]

I honestly didn't think my buzz would last this long!

Today could be problematic if this does not wear off soon.

[Fathom Zero]

Wat are you talking about? You're not even old enough to drink. I'll call the internet police on you.

[Guitar Woman]

man, you're such a bummer.

Get some wine, listen to some White Stripes, HAVE FUN WITH LIFE.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm in friggin Nirvana here, seriously.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah fathom, drinking your parent's booze and posting on i-mockery is were it's at.

[Guitar Woman]

I went jogging at 6 AM today.

I had no sense of balance and it was hilarious.

[Fathom Zero]

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

[liquidstatik]

METALMILITTIA DO YOUA LWAYS HAVE A STICK IN YOUR BUTT?

[MetalMilitia]

I have no time for drunk guitar women.

[liquidstatik]

you mean pretendingtobedrunk guitar women :x

[Esuohlim]

Do you have time for randy esuohlim? :x

[Fathom Zero]

I swear, the day I get banned for being mean is the day I hang up my internet hat.

I don't mean that, but it sounds good.

[liquidstatik]

hey guys i've been readin the 'GETTING STARTED WITH MAYA' book thingyy the last couple days, TRYIN' TO LEARN AND ALL.

this is all i've done so far ;_____;;; BUT IT'S A START I GUSS :x

http://i31.tinypic.com/33y25wz.jpg

[liquidstatik]

i'm making a space helmet right now :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I really like making myself sneeze by sticking a paperclip or something up my nose.

[liquidstatik]

UNLESS YOUR'E SNEEZING ON MY GAZEBO PLESE SHUSH IT

[Fathom Zero]

THAT GAZEBO'S NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT!

[liquidstatik]

DROOLLING IS ACCEPTABLE

[liquidstatik]

I searched google images for haha & and this came up, it's pretty gross :sick

TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK :X
http://siraris.net/Gallery/d/1165-2/haha.JPG

[Fathom Zero]

Are you sure you didn't look up "drooling"?

[JediScum]

FLOPSIE?!?!?!?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1478/lafe892fe631f64dd722f11od9.jpg

To be honest, my name isn't Fatmom, but it's the thought that counts, El Pila.

[ElPila666]

Ah good times, high times man, i'll have to wait until september to throw some seed that make me feel happy, i would love to do a new letter for you Fatmom :love

[ElPila666]

oh liquid i had no idea that mutant girls make me so horny

[ElPila666]

I have to improve the security of my backyard this year, so stupid kids wouldn't stole my stuff, or maybe i should start growning weed indoors :( should i shoot them? they only kids

[Fathom Zero]

Kill them. it's easy!

[Sethomas]

Seth: I think my tastes in women are the same as with champagne.
Zachary: Old and dry with a cork in them?
Seth: No. I'll take what I can get and usually can't afford any vintage older than 1996.

[HickMan]

Guys I'm tired again

[Esuohlim]

BAJA FRESH CATERED MY COUSIN'S GRADUATION, SO I'VE BEEN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE TOILET FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING :seriousmad

[Chojin]

I drink boxed Almaden Chardonnay ;<

[Asila]

BAJA FRESH CATERED MY COUSIN'S GRADUATION, SO I'VE BEEN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE TOILET FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING :seriousmad

I've done that all weekend but cause of some extremely persuasive stomach bug and not Baja Fresh.

[HickMan]

Guys it's 1 and I just woke up :lazy

[Shyandquietguy]

Happy Father's days to all Fathers who are good Fathers.

[Pub Lover]

Sup Sam?

[Emu]

Guys I kind of want to try weed but I've never done it before and I'm afraid I'd become dependent.

[Pub Lover]

Don't bother, it blows.

[Pub Lover]

OH MY GOSH! EMU, YOU JUST BROKE 10,000 POSTS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

How does being a loser feel? :trolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Danny?

[liquidstatik]

http://www.childstarlets.com/captures/samples/jennette_mccurdy_icarly72.jpg

[liquidstatik]

watchin the icarly marathon on nick

[liquidstatik]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/jennette-mccurdy-300.jpg

she is soooooooooo dangg hot :<

[Pub Lover]

http://www.childstarlets.com/captures/samples/jennette_mccurdy_icarly72.jpg

She has two lazy eyes. :orgasm

[liquidstatik]

&& she makes me lol

[liquidstatik]

i think i'm obsessedw/ her ;<

[liquidstatik]

w/e her eyes are hot

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Willie?

[Emu]

I wish we still had postcounts :tear

[Pub Lover]

I wish we still had postcounts :tear

No, you don't. :lol

>:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/jennette-mccurdy-300.jpg

Her forced smile makes me think she knows that you're looking at her, Danny. And she knows what else you're doing. :x

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Seth?

[Pub Lover]

And she knows what else you're doing. :x

She sure has a high opinion of herself.

[Pub Lover]

She sure has a high opinion of herself.

Or a low opinion of internet pervs. :lol

That is, if she knows how fricking ugly she is. :x

[liquidstatik]

SHUT UP I JUST ADDED HER ON MYSAPCE I HOPE SHE ACCEPTS!

[liquidstatik]

I'M GONNA MESAGE HER A PIC OF MY DICK :x

[Pub Lover]

https://tips.fbi.gov/

[Pub Lover]

Spandau Ballet's To Cut a Long Story Short keeps leaving me quietly mouthing FUTURE SAILORS and being angry at myself.

[liquidstatik]

i DARE you to fill it out saying 'LIQUIDSTATIK IS TRYIN TO SHOW YOUNG CELEBES HIS DICK ON MYSPACE!' :o

[liquidstatik]

only not really :<

[Pub Lover]

I filled it out one time when Noob3 accidentily showed me child porn.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, MetalMilitia?

I'm sorry I know your first name. :(

[Pub Lover]

I have to improve the security of my backyard this year, so stupid kids wouldn't stole my stuff, or maybe i should start growning weed indoors :( should i shoot them? they only kids

You mean putting my name on them didn't help? :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/pubblesbud.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Shyandquietguy?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Misdemonar?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Seth?

[13:01] Sethomas84: I came up with a way to refer disparagingly of a woman's sexual liberty
[13:02] Sethomas84: "that girl's had more sausages in her than a Hickory Farms warehouse"
[13:02] Sethomas84: I think i am now qualified to participate in a Comedy Central Roast of someone I don't give a shit about
[13:02] Sethomas84: *Puff on my pipe*
[13:03] PulbicPubLoather: Fag

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Lurking Guests?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/fabulousleaflet.jpg

[executioneer]

sup

[Pub Lover]

Willie, are you thinking of following the Roastbeef path to getting married? You only need to die three times, visit the moon, and get rich off some crappy idea...

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Esuohlim?

[Pub Lover]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6906/5stucu6.gif
That Penn Jillette sig there is way too internet, new guy

I took issue with his '1337 Fornicator' title, but it doesn't matter now as I've already banned him.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Sniperwolf?

[Fathom Zero]

sniperwulf

[Pub Lover]

Timezones screw me up, and I hate making new threads. :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GLOWBELLY! :)

If only she was silly enough to read this thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

sniperwulf

Was it? I never liked that guy, though. :(

[Pub Lover]

Classical: Where can I find what I'm looking for?

Car ads. I dunno about in the states, but here & Europe all the greats have been fucked over for the selling of automobiles.

[Esuohlim]

Sup, Esuohlim?

Sup dude :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Hey pub.

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub.
What? >:

[Pub Lover]

Sup dude :eek

You grown some balls yet, Mister S? :eek

[Esuohlim]

In America we have patriotic country songs for car ads >:

Well at least the truck ads. If I recall half the other ads I see have some bullshit fast paced techno music or w/e

I don't watch much TV anymore :x

[Esuohlim]

You grown some balls yet, Mister S? :eek

Ask me again when summer's over and I'm back in school and the girl in question isn't 150 miles away anymore >: :(

And you'll get the same answer anyway, f y'all

[Esuohlim]

Patriotism is hell of gay, btw

[Fathom Zero]

What? >:

What do you call a New Zealander?

[Pub Lover]

What do you call a New Zealander?

To his face or in general?

[Pub Lover]

Either way it's still 'Cunt'

[Fathom Zero]

Cool, thanks!

[Guitar Woman]

leekspin makes me so happy

[Pub Lover]

Guitar Woman & Liquid Statik high-five eachother in tagteam bliss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakVAZfoMhw)

[Guitar Woman]

What does a leek even taste like?

I'm curious, now.

[Pub Lover]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_XYWcMpVAbQY/RwUzBQFqKnI/AAAAAAAAAVg/5mjukoaXGC0/s1600/IMG_1768b.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What does a leek even taste like?

I'm curious, now.

Are they rare where you live? :eek

I find that amazing. :(

[Pub Lover]

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

[Fathom Zero]

They are in the pacific northwest apparently.

[Pub Lover]

They are in the pacific northwest apparently.

I take it you've tasted leek, Mister A.

[Fathom Zero]

Like no other, Mister R.

[Pub Lover]

The problem I have with leeks is that most people that cook for me instinctively put them in soup, and soup does not sit well within me.

Also, leak/leek jokes.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/queenandbush.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Hickman?

[Fathom Zero]

Children dying of disease, Pepsi!

[Fathom Zero]

Leading helpless teens astray, Pepsi!

[Fathom Zero]

Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years,
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears,
Poor old widow's house burned down, Pepsi!

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I ate powdered mash potato with a '93 expiry date last year. It tasted the same as it did fresh.

I did not eat the tin of steak and kideny pie with the '87 expiry date. I did think about it, but my veganity won out. My disgust barely registered under my hunger. :(

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Tadao?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4N68g1pvek&feature=related

[Tadao]

I'm living liquids dream, I've been babysitting a 5 and 6 year old girl since friday. I actually know what Sam from iCarly looks like now :sadclownface

[executioneer]

aren't leeks just another word for "green onions"

[Asila]

Nope

[Pub Lover]

aren't leeks just another word for "green onions"

It could be. Which makes me wonder what you guys call what I think are green onions. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm living liquids dream, I've been babysitting a 5 and 6 year old girl since friday. I actually know what Sam from iCarly looks like now :sadclownface

His dream is not babysitting... well, it might start there. :x

[Fathom Zero]

boogers

[Pub Lover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4N68g1pvek&feature=related

WHAT HAVE I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT UNTITLED YOUTUBE LINKS? YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO A WEEK BAN, BOY AM I NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS. >:

[Pub Lover]

boogers

I better not order a green onion salad from an American then. :x

I wouldn't anyway, as I hate salad. :(

[Pub Lover]

Ugh, researching Leeks on wikipedia is a headache. Your Green Onions are known to me as Spring Onions/Shallots, but they are also known by a hundred different names as well, which leads me to think I was fed them every meal, but under an alternate moniker, at the more poverty striken moments of my childhood.

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Pub Lover]

I better not order a green onion salad from an American then. :x

I wouldn't anyway, as I hate salad. :(

It has boogers in it. :x

[Pub Lover]

D:

What are you frowning about?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/leeksgirl.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:D

[liquidstatik]

hi fathom :O!

[Guitar Woman]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1954/sprayleekov9.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

So I had this delicious fruit juice combination and I have no idea how to describe it.

It tasted ever so slightly of cranberries, but without the awful bite that comes after you've had a mouthful. I think the other flavor in it was cherries, but I can't tell.

[Pub Lover]

Mine is better. Underaged Psychotic Stare > Anime

[Pub Lover]

So I had this delicious fruit juice combination and I have no idea how to describe it.

It tasted ever so slightly of cranberries, but without the awful bite that comes after you've had a mouthful. I think the other flavor in it was cherries, but I can't tell.

Raspberries can do that when added to cranberries. :girlydrinkdrunk

[Esuohlim]

HOLST'S PLANETS SUITE

THAT ONE IS SORT OF OK

[Esuohlim]

MAINLY BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE :beakers

[executioneer]

in the hall of the mountain king

[executioneer]

http://www.aboutgloria.com/NigelInSnow/Grieg%20-%20In the Hall of the Mountain King.mp3

[executioneer]

Willie, are you thinking of following the Roastbeef path to getting married? You only need to die three times, visit the moon, and get rich off some crappy idea...

i wasn't planning on getting married at all, but hey if all that stuff happens anyways, who knows

[HickMan]

When I don't post in this thread for a couple pages I get intimidated and try to read all the posts where I left off but then decide to post w/e I feel like

[Guitar Woman]

You've been spinning for 0:24:03.

[Pub Lover]

When I don't post in this thread for a couple pages I get intimidated and try to read all the posts where I left off but then decide to post w/e I feel like

No one reads the back pages. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

is there a solution to being completely unable to sleep

[Pub Lover]

You're not trying to sleep hard enough.
You know, the likelihood of finding true love decreases every day as you inch your way toward imminent, lonely death.

Your supposition of my lifegoals appears to be wrong.

[Fathom Zero]

You have a nose like Guitar Woman's. :raspberry

[Pub Lover]

Ach! You've cut me to the quick, Sir! I concede that you are the better man. Although, still an idiot.

[Fathom Zero]

You've got blood on your hands, Pub. I can feeeeeel it.

[Misdemonar]

in the hall of the mountain king


in the court of the crimson king

[Fathom Zero]

in the stands of the diamond ring

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

:domo :domo

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Tadao]

Tonights my last night of babysitting. Should I make my move guys?

[MetalMilitia]

On the baby?

[liquidstatik]

I'll send you a disposable camera & enough money to send it back tomorrow :o

[Tadao]

Yeah, two of them! It would be a sex frenzy!

[Asila]

Oh dear

[Tadao]

I'm free for babysitting tomorrow Asila.

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

This forum requires that you wait 10 years between posts. Please try again in 20 years in your case.

[liquidstatik]

yeah i wish :x

[liquidstatik]

I NEED YA BOO, I GOTTA SEE YA BOOO
AND THERES HEARTS ALL OVA THE WORRRLD TONITE

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/TIGERISANASS.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Fathom Zero?

[Fathom Zero]

Sup dawg.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Misdemonar?

[Pub Lover]

Sup dawg.

What obnoxious celebrities are irking you today, Mister A?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, ItalianStereotype?

[Fathom Zero]

Bat Masterson.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Willie?

[Pub Lover]

Bat Masterson.

Are you kidding? THAT GUY IS GREAT!

I'm not going to sully him, or his reputation, by suggesting he fooked ur mom. >:

[Fathom Zero]

He's old.

[Tadao]

Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.

:confused:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Sup, MetalMilitia?

[MetalMilitia]

Bored. Too late to start playing a game. Not late enough to go to bed. TV is all the way on the other side of the room.

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_089EURkNo

[MetalMilitia]

BORED CAM:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/desk213217.jpg

Swivelling my chair 90 degrees to the left reveals that nothing interesting is happening over there either

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/livingroom2132131.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You have a very nice home, MM. :(

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Shyandquietguy?

[MetalMilitia]

Thank you pub lover. Here is where I may be sitting if it were daytime. We have squirrels running about a lot and we think two of them may be married.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/balconydays.jpg

When I'm not anthropomorphising the local wildlife I sit here and watch programs about AMERICA'S TOUGHEST PRISONS. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/livingroomday.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Waiting for the day to get over with Mr. Lover. On that note I would like to point out that I liked Semi-Pro.

[WhiteRat]

So today I returned home from an 11 day trip back to my home state only to find my car wouldn't start, the apt was so humid that the posters fell off the walls, and the fridge was empty of everything besides some bbq sauce and expired lunch meat.

Next time I i'll actually prepare.

[Asila]

Dear sister with the possiblity of having a keylogger on her computer. I was only joking btw.


It's worrisome to me that I got that.

[Tadao]

Hehehe. You are gonna police your kids huh? I would, stupid kids.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So today I returned home from an 11 day trip back to my home state only to find my car wouldn't start, the apt was so humid that the posters fell off the walls, and the fridge was empty of everything besides some bbq sauce and expired lunch meat.

Next time I i'll actually prepare.

Bad times, my fridge started leaking this bbq meat looking liquid, not sure where it's coming from, but all my ice-cubes also turned back into water. Time to get a new fridge.

[Asila]

Hehehe. You are gonna police your kids huh? I would, stupid kids.

I hadn't really thought about it, but I've never asked you to babysit.

[MarioRPG]

MM's house looks like I thought it would. Not that I'd ever thought about it prior to seeing the pictures, they just seemed right.

Nice clock. :)

[WhiteRat]

Also my A/C doesn't work.

[Asila]

There's a lot of people with names on tonight

[Tadao]

I hadn't really thought about it, but I've never asked you to babysit.

I'd only put the moves on your daughter to get close to you. :love

[Fathom Zero]

Make the move, tadao.

[Pub Lover]

I've tried to get FF7 to work on XP about 5 times now.

Protip: It doesn't.
I thought he said he was emulating the PS1 version.


'We'? This is your first post on this thread.
If you gonna bitch about mistakes start with your parents.
:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo

I started doing the domo thing to emulate him, right? Because I can't believe it's the other way around.

[Pub Lover]

Waiting for the day to get over with Mr. Lover. On that note I would like to point out that I liked Semi-Pro.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/shyandquietguy.jpg

Tips for taking a picture for use on an internet dating site:


Natural light.
A good night's sleep beforehand.
A fresh haircut.
Use multiple angles to find the most natural for you (Avoid myspace poses)
Consider light makeup.
Don't look like a psycho serial killer paedophile.

[Pub Lover]

Leroy is beset by a giant albino man-baby.
:lol

STOP BEING A LAZY CUNT AND WRITE MORE ARTICLES. >:

[MattJack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/shyandquietguy.jpg


shyandquietguy: A/S/L

[Pub Lover]

Something I miss about the UK is University Challenge. :(

Even if they had a version here it wouldn't be the same. New Zealanders are idiots.

I remember last year I had a crush on the captain for Warwick, only half because the announcer kept stumbling on her name as she rapidly hit the buzzer.

Oh Christodoulou, where are you now? <3

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

If I used internet dating sites i'd probably get all sorts of internet sex :hat

[pac-man]

R.I.P Stan Winston. SFX pioneer, did some amazing shit before CGI that still holds up today.

[Esuohlim]

MM's house looks like I thought it would. Not that I'd ever thought about it prior to seeing the pictures, they just seemed right.

Nice clock. :)

BECAUSE HE IS A WALKING BRITISH STEREOTYPE

OI, GUV'NOR :unionjack

EDIT: shut the fuck up pac-man

[MattJack]

MM doesn't have enough bongs in his pics, you know, like he use tooooo

[pac-man]

How's it going, Esuohlim?

[ElPila666]

Esuohlim why didn't you write any joke in the Joke That i come Up Today thread? don't you know any?

[Pub Lover]

If I used internet dating sites i'd probably get all sorts of internet sex :hat

That is because you know how to take a sexy picture.

C:\Pub'sCreepyArchives\ShowerCams\Esuohlim\waytooh ot.png

[ElPila666]

Sup Pubs¿

[Pub Lover]

I am hating on this http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/ohwell.gif emoticon. >:

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim why didn't you write any joke in the Joke That i come Up Today thread? don't you know any?

I wouldn't want to ruin the integrity of the thread by posting a joke that i didn't come up with. today. :(

Like everyone else >:

[Esuohlim]

How's it going, Esuohlim?

Well sir I'm having a hell of a time trying to figure out how to change the outgoing message on my phone :(

I just realized that I haven't changed it since I recorded the first one when I was 17 so uh yeah :(

[pac-man]

That sucks, dude. I'll leave. Well aware of where I'm not wanted.

[HickMan]

No one reads the back pages. :rolleyes

I do

[Fathom Zero]

I had a dream last night that MattJack and I went out and we fuckin' partied the place up.

[Fathom Zero]

Youtube just told me a video wasn't available in my country. What the FUCK?

[Pub Lover]

Hahaha, welcome to Canada!

[MLE]

Pub, it didn't work cause you linked to a file on your hard drive, not the internets.

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, MLE. I am new the internet and BBcode and file hosting and I have never done such things before.

[Pub Lover]

P.S. I DO NOT HAVE A FOLDER LABELED 'PUB'S CREEPY ARCHIVES' >:

[Pub Lover]

P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:
:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

[Pub Lover]

DOMO ERRORS! RAWR!

:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

[Pub Lover]

I'll leave. Well aware of where I'm not wanted.
T-Rex? Check! Pac-Man? Check! Kybo Ren? Pending.

Lord Sappington is working his way up from the minors, this could be his breakthrough week.

I do

Then why don't you marry the back pages? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

They are way too hot! :wank

[Esuohlim]

P.P.S. BUT I DO HAVE NAKED SHOWER PICS OF ESUOHLIM. :orgasm

BUT DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE ELSE >:

[Pub Lover]

No. :(

You don't shower very often. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Men as rugged as I am rarely do http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[ElPila666]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8214/nakedpicturespq7.png

[Pub Lover]

Wasn't that naked pics of D4B though?

[Pub Lover]

Make the most of your life.

No! >:

[Asila]

Job hunting sucks more when it's in another state >:

[Pub Lover]

Tony? (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5011) Tony! I beg you, Tony! Please start posting! I just bet your name can misalign the borders of our humble forum! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Cyd Charisse (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7460370.stm)is dead. Someone hug Grislygus (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699430). :(

[Pub Lover]

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Whiterat?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Danny?

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Pub Lover]

D:

Something wrong, BuddyBoy?

[Pub Lover]

Id rather stay here in my room
Nothin out there but sad and gloom
I dont wanna live in a big old tomb
On grand stre-eee-ee-et

[Pub Lover]

Billy Bob Thornton thinks Angelina Jolie will go back to him. (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4588367a1860.html) :lol

Did GrislyGus quit the forums for the summer yet? If not, I would like him to draw for me Ol' Billy Bob sitting at home waiting for someone to get bored with Brad Pitt.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Odium?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Danny?

I See You! :eek

[Odium]

Sup, Odium?

Not much...just here for my nightly Mockery fix. Thanks for asking. I'd post more, but I usually end up embarrassing myself.

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Hickman?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Misdemoner?

[Pub Lover]

Not much...just here for my nightly Mockery fix. Thanks for asking. I'd post more, but I usually end up embarrassing myself.

You're welcome, but don't worry, I'm sure I can out foolish you any time.

[Pub Lover]

:domo