I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

You're mean, Dylan. :tear

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

[Pub Lover]

So yes. Thank you, Tom. I needed to be mocked for writing a paragraph about anything, particularly a personal passion. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I will stick to the dick jokes from now on. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Although just saying dicks all the time isn't much of a joke as much as a repressed desire to suck you all off. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

I don't get it. :(

[Pub Lover]

If I was a gay guy called Richard I would totally not have my name shortened to Rick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Because I would want to be called Dick! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Dick Fuckley! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Was that it? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Was that the joke, Dylan? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Bravo! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

Emoticon is too a word spellcheck (spellcheck is not a word). :eek

[Pub Lover]

Sorry! The administrator has disabled the list of members. :eek

[Pub Lover]

What is that about? :confused

[Pub Lover]

does sirens of titan have a sequence where the main character takes a bunch of meth and starts hallucinating horrifying shit

What a good book you have chosen to read.

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[Pub Lover]

Reading the True Bedroom Stories thread from the beginning. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Feel sick at the end of the first page. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I don't think I like sex. :eek

[Pub Lover]

why am i supposed to be taking notes

is there gonna be a test on how to be despicable later
2007 Willie knows what is up. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

It was a good name to have, I don't understand why you're making some sort of amusement out of it. :(

[Pub Lover]

I am a sad, pathetic man. :eek

[Kitsa]

I can believe that. :x

My own fault...I told him that I had some numb spots on my back from spinal surgery nerve damage, so he didn't bother anesthetizing me. Turns out that either a) if the spot was numb, it was not numb enough, or b) he found a spot that was not at all numb.

He slapped a band-aid on it and sent me on my way. It's not so very much, but it feels like a large welt backed by a bruise.

Still, better that than some iffy spot on my skin going all melanoma on me, because that's way worse.

[executioneer]

2007 Willie knows what is up. :eek
2011 Willie still thinks it's despicable :(

edit:http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Despicable_me_2010.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2010/posters/despicable_me.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Yes, but in 2011 I am the king of the forum virgins. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought the airhorn story was in there but it must be somewhere else.

[executioneer]

Yes, but in 2011 I am the king of the forum virgins. :eek
well i still have record for longest tenure, i'm the senior virgin emeritus

[Pub Lover]

After this loveline thread I think I am going to shoot for 80 year old virgin. :x
blood sex is sweet dude! it all hot and slippery. plus, when a girl is bleeding inside her hoochie, she gets way horny and will fuck the shit out of you.

you missed out

In that times i like to close my face throungh her pussy and paint my nose and my lips so i play to be a bloody clown
:love

El Pila Six Hundred and Sixty Six :

You have both frightened and endeared me to you at the same time.

[Tadao]

Blood Sugar Sex Magik

[Pub Lover]

What the hell kind of position was he in that he could hit the walls and ceiling with shit?
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[LordSappington]

Vo0Cazxj_yc
Jesus Christ

[Tadao]

I miss ELX

[Tadao]

I wish there was some way I could honor her

[Tadao]

Some way to let her know we love her :(

[Tadao]

maybe send her more pics of my penis?

[Tadao]

she didn't turn me in the first time :eek

[Pub Lover]

I miss ELX

Tell me about. I hope all you jerks are happy for chasing her off. She was swell. >:

[Pub Lover]

You could send me some pics of your penis. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'd totally share them with her. :eek

[Tadao]

Everyone knows you are a penis hoarder. :yum

[Pub Lover]

I would totally share with her. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Hey Miss Elx, please come back so I can give you some penis. :love

[LordSappington]

elx quit again? She'll be back. She can't resist the musky smell of shut-ins.

[Pub Lover]

More pretty girls need that as a fetish. :eek

[Tadao]

ALL GIRLS NEED THAT AS A FETISH. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Page 8 on the True Bedroom Stories thread, so about halfway on that monster. I just had to go sit outside in the sunshine for ten minutes to stop the dry heaving. :x

[Pub Lover]

The funny bit being it is all stuff I say in here but with the sad lack of manic-failure I add it everything. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

elx is the granddaughter I (never) had .... ;)

She's made of pretty stern stuff - I'm sure she'll be back before long.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you should've been here when she need you, Grandpa. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Everyone was rather mean to her. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Today she was like "we can't fool around tonight because I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow."

So I'm like "but you don't have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow."

You could have said proctologist too :lol

OR THE PODIATRIST :lol

Or the pediatrician. :lol

:(

:(

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[Esuohlim]

SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

[Tadao]

YOU RIKE FLIED LICE?

[Pentegarn]

Dibs on Newman

[Zhukov]

Esuohlim, you're not Jerry.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I'm Kenny Bania :(

[Pub Lover]

The end of the True Bedroom Stories thread is super easy to read because NatRatBat just makes it dull. :eek

[Pub Lover]

If I was a girl and woke up to my friend getting pounded by 2 guys, I would video tape it while shoving a candle in and out my snatch. Then I'd pee on them and tell them I'm a squirter.

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[Pub Lover]

SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

I don't get these references. I haven't seen this show. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear :rolleyes
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[Pub Lover]

True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night

YOU CAN'T SEE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DARK EITHER

I CLAIM THAT THE JOKE WORKS FOR ALL RACES

HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL >:

7F YOUR STORY HOLDS NO WATER

Wait, is Seven Force BLACK? :eek

Half and half, actually.

In that case I only half hate you. ;)
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[Tadao]

Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize. :(

[Tadao]

Where the hell is wiffles too.

[Tadao]

I need to see more underage slant eyes in knee socks.

[Tadao]

Ones that I can imagine talk to me on the forums.

[Tadao]

:(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/BFF.jpg

[Tadao]

We even smile the same :eek

[Tadao]

We got in trouble for passing out notes in class.

[Tadao]

I had to put the chairs on the table and she had to mop the floor. :(

[Tadao]

What is her left hand doing?

[Tadao]

:eek

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

bfft wahahahah

[Pentegarn]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/BFF.jpg

I reacted to this thus:

:lol

"wow that's creepy"

:lol


EDIT Also the Elx Page Brak made me :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Firewalls suck ass. >:

[Kitsa]

It's a beautiful 60F day in the middle of freaking winter and here I am creeping around the house with food poisoning.

Damn it all anyway! >:

[Fathom Zero]

I'm taking Friday off because I'm like that.

Also, I've got a lot of work to do from home.

So it's almost as good as a real one.

[Kitsa]

I wish I had a hammock so I could just take it out in the yard and at least enjoy the weather that much.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish bigtimecow would come back and animate the true bedroom stories thread now.

[LordSappington]

I got a job as a deli clerk/sandwich jockey at the local Randalls. It's boring as hell, but the one thing that really bothered me was how much food we waste. I had to de-bone chickens for chicken salad, then chop up the breast meat and put it in a bowl. They told me to throw away everything else. I think I threw away about four or five pounds of fully-cooked, perfectly good chicken.

[Zhukov]

I was at a pub tonight with my friends, and I saw this guy walk past me who looked familiar. I turned to my friends and said "Hey look, that guy looks exactly like Tadao" and they gave me weird looks.

Tadao I said you were just some guy I worked with once.

[Fathom Zero]

lolololol

You so lame.

[Kitsa]

I think you should have risked injury by taking a picture.

I see guys who look like Tadao all the time. The guy I did a project with last week looked like you, Zhukov, except with a beard.

[Fathom Zero]

there's a heavy bertation this morning

[Zhukov]

I have sort of a beard. But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

[Zhukov]

4:40 am and the only other person online is the OTHER southern hemispherian :lol

[Pub Lover]

I see guys who look like Tadao all the time.

But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

I think he is just photoshopping his face onto the people around you. :eek

[Pub Lover]

4:40 am and the only other person online is the OTHER southern hemispherian :lol

I guess everyone else is busy midday Friday, how many will be on in their early morning Saturday do you think? :eek

[Pub Lover]

An edit button would only be useful to fight my moronic grammar. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got this really good tadao-guy picture wearing a no ma'am shirt but its at home where it is safe.

[Esuohlim]

I used to see GW's doppelganger as I walked to class everyday

[MarioRPG]

I approve the elx pagebrak

[Tadao]

WE ALL LOOKY A LIKEY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This one is really good though, I'll send it to your email when I get home.

[Babs]

I think you should have risked injury by taking a picture.

I see guys who look like Tadao all the time. The guy I did a project with last week looked like you, Zhukov, except with a beard.

I swear, the amount of Kitsa look-a-likes is insurmountable. At my old job about 2 years ago, I got the oddest look from anyone when I approached them asking, "You don't happen to be Kitsa do you?".

[Babs]

:pagebrak

Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize. :(

Poker stars isn't bad at all, especially finishing in the cash on their events with a buy in around $20.

[Pentegarn]

I have sort of a beard. But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

I see Tadao look-alikes every time I watch That 70s Show and Leo is on it

[Kitsa]

I swear, the amount of Kitsa look-a-likes is insurmountable. At my old job about 2 years ago, I got the oddest look from anyone when I approached them asking, "You don't happen to be Kitsa do you?".


If you ever do find me, I'm going to say no.

I got to the point where that one Tadao-alike mugshot I found is almost replacing the actual Tadao picture in my head, which probably isn't good.

[Pub Lover]

That will surely screw you over the day you have to pick T out of a line up. :eek

[Pub Lover]

ELX posted a picture of herself and "coincidentally" everyone on I-mockery saved it before she took it down.
This isn't the first time she has posted a picture and then retracted it soon after because we were mean. Previously no images were saved. :eek

[Pub Lover]

gotis casualty?

And you have never posted your picture and then regretted it because we have photoshopped it with that of a cartoon cat? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/miley-cyrus-catfriend.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh, that's so wrong on so many levels. :eek

It's good to be home. :)

[Pub Lover]

Maybe mom or dad got a look at the picture, and the commentary .... I know it would piss me off.
T's opinion about head sizes probably insults the entire family. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I hate tigger. He's a blight on the thousand acre woods.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

scandalise some tiggers :eek

<3

[Babs]

Oh, that's so wrong on so many levels. :eek

It's good to be home. :)

amen

[Esuohlim]

So Pub :eek

I've been watching Farscape :eek

And the ship makes this annoying rumbling noise every 10 seconds :eek

It's goddamn distracting >:

[Coldcache]

This isn't the first time she has posted a picture and then retracted it soon after because we were mean. Previously no images were saved. :eek

i want my screw-with-new-people/drink-time alter ego to officially receive credit on saving day for this one

[Coldcache]

also i rarely use and no one ruined the obvious secret id for bubsy, in a related thing

[Grislygus]

SHIT'S FUCKED UP, MILHOSE

NOT COOL BRAH





PLAYER HATING

[Kitsa]

Pubbles, the important differentiation is that I don't really care whether or not anyone finds me attractive.

Garfield's aight.

[Pub Lover]

So Pub :eek

I've been watching Farscape :eek


Was that one of the dumb sci-fi shows I reviewed? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm surprised because I thought I was doing final seasons and I only saw the 4th season of Farscape last year. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh no wait. I totally had that Chiana avatar for years. I remember now. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And the ship makes this annoying rumbling noise every 10 seconds :eek

It's goddamn distracting >:

Yeah, Moya does that. It is to reinforce the whole 'the ship is alive' thing. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You could just mute the show and watch it for alien boobies like I am claiming I did. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, I am suggesting I don't even know the shows plot. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Like it matters. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pubbles, the important differentiation is that I don't really care whether or not anyone finds me attractive.
You're not a teen girl & if you didn't care why is my inbox not graced with your nudes? :yum

[Pub Lover]

i want my screw-with-new-people/drink-time alter ego to officially receive credit on saving day for this one

Dude, she pulled the pictures. Not cool reposting them (unaltered). :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Big McLargehuge]

Maybe all this talk of Farscape will bring Fat Satan out of the wood works. :eek Unless he died or something :tear

[Tadao]

This one is really good though, I'll send it to your email when I get home.

I never check my fake emails, which one is it? :eek

tadaooadat@?

[Esuohlim]

You could just mute the show and watch it for alien boobies like I am claiming I did. :eek

I saw some blue Zhaan ass in one episode :x :X

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I never check my fake emails, which one is it? :eek

tadaooadat@?

I don't know yet. I haven't been able to load up my computer at home since I said that. probably that email though. Is there a better one?

edit: or I could tag you in it on fbook.

[RaNkeri]

'sup :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:O

hugs

[Tadao]

Tadaooadat@yahoo works fine.

'sup fin

[Kitsa]

I learned in a book today that early explorers called Maine "The Land of Bad People" because natives mooned their ships. Also, they teased starving sailors by lowering parcels of food onto sharp rocks that would break up their ships if they approached.

I smell new license plate!

[Pub Lover]

I like how you all have such diverse and unique opinions/takes on this subject, however -- I dislike that this is still a subject days later.

clarification: I was not trolled. I was also not upset because no one called me pretty. yes, I knew that you guys were just fucking with me, but that's what bothered me. even if you weren't being serious you were still being douchebags. I didn't think that was fair since I thought I was apart of the group by now. you guys never talk to eachother like that and you certainly never do it to the other girls here so I didn't like being singled out. I wasn't even angry at all until FZ posted that I should lose my edit button, but he's always annoyed me. I was extra mean to him and I did say a lot of bad words but it wasn't because I was pmsing, I was just tired. sorry to him.

@ chojin even if I am 14 that still means i've been fit 13 years longer than you have. so haaa. i'm still the expert :rolleyes

@ grislygus, stop whining. even if you hadn't of been outted I still would have known it was you, since you are the only person here that holds their liquor about aswell as a 15 year old does, and comes onto the internet to make an ass out of themselves in the middle of the night. I don't really care that you re-posted my picture either, but I think that the way you did it was really cowardice. it's also creepy that you saved it in the first place. you weren't around when any of the other picture stuff went on, so that's no justification. and needless to say, you will not be receiving any special pet names from me any longer!

@ theleader ..:(

@ mle you should take notes from wiffles or something and be more pleasant because being so nasty to other girls makes you seem trashy :( I wasn't going to say anything but a) this isn't the first time you've jumped into a discussion out of nowhere to make snarky comments and b) I can tell you're trying to pick a fight now just because you know nobody is on my side. not cool. :\

@ babs i purposefully took my time posting this just to see how long you'd spend refreshing :eek

@ colonel <3 <3 <3

anyway, i resigned from class president so someone ought to step in before samantha returns.. there's me changing the subject and this is our new topic because we need one.

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[Pub Lover]

HEY! :eek

[Babs]

Why weren't you personally addressed Pub?:confused

[Pub Lover]

That is what I'm HEYing about. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh wait, I see. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Because nobody pays attention to you :eek

Ever :eek

[Pub Lover]

Nudes in my inbox. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Because nobody pays attention to you :eek

Ever :eek

That too. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Nudes in my inbox. :picklehat

...of Tadao. :orgasm

[Kitsa]

@ grislygus... I don't really care that you re-posted my picture either, but I think that the way you did it was really cowardice. it's also creepy that you saved it in the first place.

I thought Pub owned the patent on that.

[Babs]

I like how elx is sitting back looking at what everyone types and like 2 hours later is going to personally address a whole different list of people (excluding Pub).

[Pub Lover]

It is a widely believed untruth. A lot like Danny's love for the little ladies. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I like how elx is sitting back looking at what everyone types and like 2 hours later is going to personally address a whole different list of people (excluding Pub).

We are good to give her so much attention. :wank

[Pub Lover]

ps girls are stupidheads anyway
Wanna make out? :love

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I'm going to stop hating that pancake guy. Maybe he'll leave like that guy from Finland we never see. :eek

[Babs]

It's only been like 3 years, are you sure I'm ready for this? I don't even know if I'm ready.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

It's only been like 3 years, are you sure I'm ready for this? I don't even know if I'm ready.

Hey Babs, you're pretty cute. Why don't you show me your penis? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I remember you posting your picture and then someone immediately stating your name was very appropriate due to your physique. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUCKING RUDE.
Some people think being told they have a big cock is a good thing. :eek

[Babs]

You always have dicks on the mind huh?

[Pub Lover]

Mind/Mouth. Same thing. :yum

[Fathom Zero]

I dream of your teeth on my cock.

[elx]

oh hi rankeri

[Babs]

What about my teeth?

[Pub Lover]

Once i posted a picture of myself and Chojin called me Andre as in "The Giant"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/bigmclargeandre.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I think I see what Chojin meant. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I dream of your teeth on my cock.

Is that a fetish? :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Misshapen British teeth blow jobs? :eek

[Pub Lover]

What about my teeth?

Dylan won't be into them if you got nice ones. :eek

[Babs]

That's pretty shallow.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/bigmclargeandre-1.jpg
Please, let us get back on topic.

Lazier as I'm drunker & heartbrokener. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I've gone on holiday by mistake.

[Big McLargehuge]

I better hurry up and take that picture off the Internet :( people might do things with it :eek.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadaooadat@yahoo works fine.

'sup fin


I can't fucking find it now >:

[Zhukov]

So I've had four debilitating migraines in the past week. I haven't been able to go to work and they told me that my hours are going to be severely cut. This is the same reason that I got fired from my last job (that I actually liked).

I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

What do people think are my chances of appealing to the government for welfare?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/bigmclargeandre-1.jpg
Please, let us get back on topic.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/309px-Vigo.jpg

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[Pub Lover]

I thought we were all supposed to be dicks to each other.

No! We're supposed to send our dicks to each other. :eek

[Grislygus]

:lol

it's been so long since someone's gotten pissed off

[Pub Lover]

I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

They're not migraines. They are ice cream headaches. Stop scoffing down all the 99s and you'll be right as rain. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/DSCF5226.jpg

[Kitsa]

So I've had four debilitating migraines in the past week. I haven't been able to go to work and they told me that my hours are going to be severely cut. This is the same reason that I got fired from my last job (that I actually liked).

I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

What do people think are my chances of appealing to the government for welfare?


I know nothing about your government, but might as well give it a try. The migraines are obviously affecting your work.

Do it ASAP while that reporter's incident with a stroke-like migraine is still fresh in everyone's head.

I hate migraines, especially the debilitating ones. Do you get the sparkly crescents before them too? I see one of those and know the day's going to be shot for me.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Phoenix Gamma]

This week was my first week at my new job, at Bose.

MOST. BALLINEST. JOB. EVER.

[Tadao]

Sounds hellla better than your last one. Even though I forget what it was.

[Pub Lover]

I think he was some clerk at a game? store and got fired for using a gift certificate he found on the floor. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Sounds hellla better than your last one.

I couldn't tell if that was a joke or not.

[Fathom Zero]

I beat the Akinator. Woohoo.

[Tadao]

I couldn't tell if that was a joke or not.

Nah, I couldn't remember. I only remembered that he was screwed over.

:(

[Fathom Zero]

Coz he's working for Bose. It sounds better.

[Tadao]

Oh :lol

Too funny.

BTW, one of my brothers works for L-Acoustics. Sometimes he gets free concert tickets. I hope the same goes for you Gama.

[Zhukov]

I thought you must be joking since you used the phrase 'hella'.

[LordSappington]

My manager scheduled me for 40 hours each week, apparently forgetting that I'm part-time and have college to take care of. FUCK THE SYSTEM GUYS, I'M A WORKING CLASS WARRIOR

[LordSappington]

http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2002/02/207519.jpg
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! AM I RIGHT?

[Tadao]

Yeah, that's why I never bothered to hire part time students. I needed people who wanted to work.

[Pub Lover]

The way Elx took down those pictures is reminding me of how James left us.

Be careful, my lord. Miss Elx issued a fatwa against Dylan for suggesting her edit button be taken away. :eek

[MLE]

I think everyone's edit buttons should be taken away.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just like Salman Rushdie.

[King Hadas]

Dear Gentle Jesus, please don't take away my edit button. I need it.

EDIT: See! I needed to edit that last sentence because a period after button is more effective than a ridiculous comma. probably

[Pub Lover]

I think everyone's edit buttons should be taken away.

I was in favour of this long before I lost my own in that terrible accident. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm just like Salman Rushdie.

A short, balding hobbit with an unreasonably attractive wife? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1439/angorarepete.jpg

Why do people make sweaters out of these things?

[MLE]

Because it's soft, and harvesting it doesn't hurt the rabbit. :themoreyouknow

[Fathom Zero]

Yay, new Avalanches album closer to completion.

[Pub Lover]

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/red1.jpg

Pub, this is for you, honey <3

Yay. Looking good. You weren't kidding about the hair. Nicely done. :love

[Kitsa]

For a moment before the headset thing registered, I thought that was a length of coax cable over her shoulder.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/wacky.gif

I hope to hear more about you hating penguins, 95% of the high school you go to, preps, baseball, and more. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON? :picklehat

[Grislygus]

NOTHING REALLY

SAME MINOR BULLSHIT




DID YOU EVER GET THAT DAMN THING I SENT YA

[Grislygus]

ON A RELATED NOTE, WE NEED A PURPLE HIPPO EMOTICON

[executioneer]

we don't

[Esuohlim]

It's the hour of the lurking spambot :x

There's a couple signed in that were already banned two months ago. Weird

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ITs probably like those raptors in jurassic park. testing the fences.

[Tadao]

I say everyone loses their edit every march in honor of those who have fallen.

[Pub Lover]

Freaking earthquakes. I'm still not dead though. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hey Tom, you know how you were all "no one even died" in the last quake? :eek

[Pub Lover]

We went and shot a few chaps just so there would be fatalities this time. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Are you happy now, Big Man? :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Earthquakes, floods, brown tree snakes and great white sharks. How many ways are there to die down under?

The world may never know.

[Colonel Flagg]

And volcanos. I almost forgot the volcanos. :dunce

[Esuohlim]

Are you happy now, Big Man? :eek

Not happy enough :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Don't forget those spiders that hide under the toilet seat, or irukandji

Aren't there also trees that fucking explode if they get too hot? I imagine living in Australia is a lot like being trapped in a NES game.

[kahljorn]

Aren't there also trees that fucking explode if they get too hot?

/dickjoke

penises work backwards in the other hemisphere

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Don't forget those spiders that hide under the toilet seat, or irukandji

Aren't there also trees that fucking explode if they get too hot? I imagine living in Australia is a lot like being trapped in a NES game.

:lol

[Zhukov]

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/stingray.png

[RaNkeri]

HAHAHA, I-MOCKERY CHAT (IT STINGS!)

[Esuohlim]

RANKERI STOGIE'S EATING THE COUCH IT SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA EATING A LOG CABIN BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

[Otto]

Doesn't Australia also have exploding ants?

[Colonel Flagg]

And killer rabbits.

[Pub Lover]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/Picture1077.jpg
I missed having dyed hair.
How old are you, Sappy? I wish it was still October and I was interested in talking about Minecraft in here. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Viski.jpg
fuck yeah :rock

[Babs]

In 8 hours, pharmacy tech certification exam. Been on uppers for approximately 24 hours and now my mind has grown numb with the sense of feeling disconnected from reality. All I can hear in my head now is David Bowie's "Life on Mars" with the lyrics rearranged into generic and brand name drugs.

[LordSappington]

Some of you may know I have an irrational phobia of dentistry. I went in for a root canal after ripping out my crown and some of the tooth.
So, 50mg of Halcion and a generous amount of nitrous later, and I'm laying in the chair, floating towards the ceiling, and seeing the music as Postal Service was playing in hy earbuds.
I actually had a very fun time. :)

[Big McLargehuge]

Your dentist raped you when you were under.

[Babs]

He used his pubic hair as dental floss.

[Kitsa]

@ Zhukov: cone shell.

[Colonel Flagg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Viski.jpg
fuck yeah :rock

:bestthread

[Colonel Flagg]

Some of you may know I have an irrational phobia of dentistry. I went in for a root canal after ripping out my crown and some of the tooth.
So, 50mg of Halcion and a generous amount of nitrous later, and I'm laying in the chair, floating towards the ceiling, and seeing the music as Postal Service was playing in hy earbuds.
I actually had a very fun time. :)

Better living through chemistry. :themoreyouknow

[Zhukov]

@ Zhukov: cone shell.

Tis song lyrics.

[LordSappington]

Your dentist raped you when you were under.
It's not rape if they can't say no :love

[Grislygus]

RANKERI, COLONEL





I'M PROUD OF YOU BOTH

[Fathom Zero]

The most delicious dishwater ever. yummm

[Tadao]

fucking swill

[Grislygus]

Couple of smug prick-erries that couldn't even identify a half-decent bourbon, let alone a half-decent scotch

[Grislygus]

GAWDAMN FURRINERS WITH THEIR SCOTCH, AIN'T NOTHIN BETTER THAN A SAWR MASH THAT JIM BEAM'S GRANPAPPY FURMENTED OUTTA HISSOWN PISS, YESSE DID. SCOTCH AIN'T NUTHIN

[Grislygus]

NOW THAT JIM BEAM'S GOT THAT NEW THANG, CALLED IT "RED STAG" AND SHEEEEIT, IT'S A BEAUT. "INFUSED" WITH CHERRIES Y'ALL, BLACK CHERRIES. 'COURSE, DAMNED IF IT DON'T TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP, BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THANG YA GOTTA DEAL WITH WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' THE HIGH LIFE.

PLUS, THAT SHIT'S O-FISH-EEALLY ENDORSED BY KID ROCK, SO Y'ALL KNOW IT'S QUALITY SHIT

[Grislygus]

MAN I TELL YA. SOME GUY COMES UP AN HE TALKIN' BOUT ALL "GLENLIVET" AN 'CRAGGANMORE' AN ALL AN' I'M LIKE, Y'ALL BEST BE GETTIN' BACK TO FRANCE NOW BUCKWHEAT, THIS HERE'S THE U-NITED STATES OF AMURCA

[Grislygus]

AN THEN SOME FAGGOT JEWBOY SUMBITCH COMES UP AND TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT BOURBONS LIKE WOODFORD RESERVE AN' MAKERS MARK ARE BETTER THAN JIM BEAM! CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THAT? I'M LIKE "IF'n IT'S A BOURBON, AND IT AIN'T NAMED OLD CROW, I AIN'T TOUCHIN IT."

[Grislygus]

AND THEN.... YEAH BUDDY, THERE'S MORE- AND THEN, THIS PIECE OF SHIT BARTENDER LOOKS OVER AND HE'S LIKE "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IRISH WHISKEY? I'VE GOT SOME RED BREAST OVER HERE".

SO I'M LIKE "MY GREAT GRAMPA FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO KEEP ALL THAT IRISH SHIT THE FUCK OUTTA AWR CUNTRY, PARD."

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol @ G²

You are the wind beneath my wings.

[Tadao]

The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.

[Big McLargehuge]

My uncle is a whiskey alcoholic who claims he isn't because he appriciates "quality". He once told me that one cannot be an alcoholic unless they drink "the clear stuff". Snobbery is irrelevant. Point being; i drink beer, and love a good abbey ale.

[Kitsa]

I'm the only foodie snob I know who will drink Wild Turkey.

[Tadao]

Whiskey is for guys who want to blame their impotence on alcohol.