I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, those are cool as fuck.

[Kitsa]

Scary as fuck.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, there are distinctions between 'cool' and 'good for you'.

[Otto]

Okay, I need some help here!

So in a few weeks I'm planning to either blow my head off with a shotgun in the break room at work, or just pull out a revolver and off myself in front of the first customer that pisses me off. Which one do you think would scar someone the most? I'm thinking break room since my dick boss would probably be too cheap to hire a crime-scene cleanup company, and instead force the rest of the workers to scrub bits of my head off the ceiling.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't see why you can't take people with you if you're in that state of mind.

[Otto]

I may hate my life and everyone around me, but I'm not a murderer.

[Fathom Zero]

BUT YOU ARE YET SO WILLING TO MURDER YOUR OWN MANBODY

[Esuohlim]

Otto we are all special snowflakes and we all deserve a chance to live long enough to become jaded and cynical

[LordSappington]

Daily does of odd linkage: http://www.typealice.com/bme/loveatfirstbite/loveatfirstbite.html
Honestly, I think it's kind of cool.

[Zhukov]

Otto, don't do it man. Take out a politician first.

[kahljorn]

OTTO WHY DIE TODAY WHEN YOU CAN DIE ANYTIME

ILL TRADE YOU LIFE TODAY FOR SUICIDE ON TUESDAY etcpopeyewhatevercomments

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys MarioRPG is still alive.
I made me up a list of summer achievements, to maximize the potential for my last summer of university. Tomorrow I'll be checking off two items - get morning drunk, host a bbq.

Living the life here people!

[Chojin]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/19/showbiz/canada-miss-universe-transgender

i'd hit it

[Tadao]

You guys can talk all night about you favorite hormone therapy.

[Guitar Woman]

How come comments sections are universally horrible?

[Fathom Zero]

I don't even have to say I'd hit that.

BUT I DID.

[Fathom Zero]

My school offers Judo. SO I'M TAKING THAT SHIT. Seoi Nage and Osoto Gari all day long.

[Guitar Woman]

I went downtown to interview homeless people today for a school thing. It was a pretty selfish dick move and I only did it because I don't personally know any interesting people. Anyway.

I met this 50-something balding black guy, this fucking batshit insane guy, who said his name was "Casanova, Romeo" (he specifically instructed me to include the comma). After he told me his name, he stole my notebook and wrote an entire page of gibberish after "AKA," apparently because this was his entire name. Said gibberish includes "'FutboL,' Espanol/Ingles, Baton nicAAAi, Rouge, (Football), Louisiana, 'Shaq' ORLando magie N.B.A, 'CRuel WinteR,'" and "BananaRama." That's nearly verbatim, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

He wrote all that and more on the counter of a food stand I took him to, since the deal I made was lunch for an interview, and the cashier looked like she was about to call the goddamn police after a minute or two. I looked over his shoulder to see what the fuck he was doing and at that exact moment he wrote "DON'T TURN AROUND" and scared the shit out of me.

Eventually I bought him some beer and a plastic cup of wine, then promised to mention in my "article" (I kept telling him I was a student and not a real journalist, but I guess he thought this was going into a newspaper anyway) that he was "single, bachelor, available, stag, alone, by self." I promptly got the fuck out of there and interviewed someone who didn't periodically hold his lighter above his head so that "aliens would see it;" that went a bit better.

[Dr. Boogie]

The first time I had to do an interview for a school thing, I figured out I could fake the interview and no one could/would prove otherwise.

Focus on becoming a master storyteller so you can avoid encounters with the homeless.

[Kitsa]

My last interview was with my boss when I was a TA. She fought in the Nigerian Civil War. She was a badass.

[Zhukov]

The first time I had to do an interview for a school thing, I figured out I could fake the interview and no one could/would prove otherwise.

Focus on becoming a master storyteller so you can avoid encounters with the homeless.

Ditto. Sage advice there.

[Kitsa]

It has all the trappings of hubris, we're just waiting for the punchline.

[Sethomas]

It sank during its maiden voyage.

[Fathom Zero]

A victim of the modern age - poor, poor girl.

[Guitar Woman]

Ditto. Sage advice there.

Dude, you can't fabricate shit in journalism, that's like the number one rule

[Tadao]

Yeah, Hunter would never do that :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

Dude, you can't fabricate shit in journalism, that's like the number one rule

"[The witness was telling the WHOLE TRUTH;] Terrible things, incomprehensible things", he shouted, "things that would drive a man mad!"
He stared wildly at them.
"Or in my case," he said, "half-mad. I'm a journalist."
"You mean," said Arthur quietly, "that you are used to confronting the truth?"
"No", said the man with a puzzled frown, "I mean that I made an excuse and left early."

That is the number one rule of journalism.

[Sethomas]

Wouldn't that sort of fabrication fit better in Guitar Woman's ethos if he had rather posted on an online forum for years pretending to be a homeless person?

OMG GW is womti.

[Tadao]

#1 rule of politicians is to do the bidding of the majority.

[kahljorn]

the #1 rule for humans is to always be good and never say anything bad to others

[Fathom Zero]

BOILING HEAT, SUMMER STENCH

[Kitsa]

I'm in Georgia, and I drank wine.

WOOOOOO, etc. :redsolocup

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have health insurance anymore

WOOOOOO

[Kitsa]

that sucks. Have some wine, but not enough to cause liver problems

It's storming scary outside but I'm cool with that because the beachcombing is always awesome the next day.

[Fathom Zero]

It'll probably be fixed in a month or two, anyway. I need a copy of my birth certificate.

[Otto]

I answered a question for a phone survey with "I like to put the fear in them. The fear is what I call my dick," today.

[Aaarg]

my dog has a tick on his lip and i don't know how to yank it off without him flipping shit.

[Kitsa]

on the inside or the outside? You can try coating with oil and getting it to back out, then grabbing it

[Aaarg]

vegetable oil or what?

it's right on the edge. i guess it's more on the inside, but barely. it's right along/near the split beneath his nose.

i woke up this morning and noticed he had one on his face, directly between his eyes. got that one off and we noticed the other one. we put on some frontline or whatever flea stuff we give him (he's overdue anyway) with hopes that would have some effect on the tick, but apparently that only protects against fleas and lice.

[Otto]

If you can get someone to hold him, I'd recommend striking a match, blowing it out, and immediately touching it to the tick. If you can't move quick enough, or the match igniting scares the dog, you can always heat a fork or knife with a lighter and touch it to the tick.

[Tadao]

They've been saying that the heat thing is a myth and only makes the tick dig in further. I hear the Vaseline oil thing works best because it suffocates the tick and it has to pull it's head out to breath. Keeping a dog from licking oil off of his lip is going to be near impossible.

[Tadao]

go kings

[Tadao]

Frontlineplus.com (http://www.frontlineplus.com.au/kitten_smitten/cats_protect_your_friend_tips_paralysis_ticks.asp)

A) AVOID THE TICK HABITAT

During the tick season, try to reduce your cat's access to bush areas known to harbour ticks. Keep lawns and shrubs short and remove compost material from backyards.

http://forums.organicgardening.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2241078301/m/8011055501

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/598946/

[kahljorn]

theres a black widow that sits where i smoke bowls and ive been blowing smoke at it.

everytime it falls offf its web and crumples up into a ball for the entire time i smoke

the next day its there chillin again

maybe try to get the tick stoned

[Aaarg]

lol i'm not blowing smoke into my neurotic dog's face.

[Aaarg]

also fuck google
http://klimp.dk/glown/google_wtf.png
how does this happen?

[Fathom Zero]

The third one is a jumping spider! That was what I studied in Biology, mainly.

[kahljorn]

if your dogs neurotic it sounds like he needs a bowl or two

[Esuohlim]

THIS PLACE IS DEAD :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

theres a black widowwoman that sits where i smoke bowls and ive been blowing smoke at it.

everytime it falls offf its web and crumples up into a ball for the entire time i smoke

the next day its there chillin again

maybe try to get the tick stoned

I thought you said that at first.

[Zhukov]

Stop hanging out on facebook so much then.

[Zhukov]

I don't know what I meant by that.

[Fathom Zero]

wjat even is

[Aaarg]

The third one is a jumping spider! That was what I studied in Biology, mainly.

bristletails aren't even spiders fff

[Colonel Flagg]

THIS PLACE IS DEAD :(

It just hasn't stopped moving yet.

[Tadao]

http://www.los-angeles-attractions.com/images/kings_logo.jpg

[Esuohlim]

ZERO STANLEY CUPS

NO CHANCE

LOS ANGELES HAS A HOCKEY TEAM???

BOOOOOOOOOO

[Fathom Zero]

boooooooooooooooooo

[Tadao]

IT CAN HAPPEN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've been rooting for kings vs rangers. Fucking devils >:

Also my mariachi band is better than your mariachi band.

[Tadao]

Yeah, Kings/Rangers would have been good times. I never said my Mariachi band was good :eek

This memorial weekend I choose to remember Hickman.

[darkvare]

hey since there's dick in the title now i figured i told you about the chef whoo cooked his own dick be warned that there are some graphic pictures
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner

[Pub Lover]

A gunman fired from the rooftop of a house in a southern Finnish town, killing two people and injuring seven others, the authorities have said.

Police arrested an 18-year-old man suspected of the shootings in Hyvinkaa, 50km (30 miles) north of Helsinki.

A man and a woman, both 18 years old, were killed in the incident. A police officer was among the wounded.

Some of the injured were said to be in a serious condition and have been taken to Helsinki for emergency treatment. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18217282)

Rankeri finally snapped like we knew he would. :eek

He even took that advice we gave Otto. At least someone was listening.

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to feel shitty about that joke for a week. :(

[Esuohlim]

It's ok nobody comes around anymore to read things here :(

[Fathom Zero]

wah wah wah

i'm so lonely

look at me guys

wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Tadao]

:melt

[Fathom Zero]

go watch twin peaks or something jeez

[Fathom Zero]

hay tadao

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what do you think about this

[Esuohlim]

I already saw the pic of Mulder in drag and as far as I'm concerned the rest of the series probably can't compare anyway

[Tadao]

hay tadao

8Uee_mcxvrw

what do you think about this

Cool song, reminds me of Basement Jaxx, I listened to some other tracks and didn't like it at all.

[Fathom Zero]

yeah, they're hit or miss for me

but they're weird and south african, so it's boss anyway

[Fathom Zero]

xirQPCsL1us

:lol They're so gross.

[LordSappington]

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/naked-man-eats-face-of-another-man/?cat_orig=us
Zombies, rapture, Jesus, crowbar, etc etc

[Zhukov]

Nah, probably just two homosexuals acting up because of marriage laws or something or whatever.

[Tadao]

Look what gets released to DVD tomorrow. :melt

http://www.blockbuster.com/browse/catalog/movieDetails/552811

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0NDY2MzQxODheQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDU3OTcwNjc@._ V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

ehhhhh

I've become more snooty with my B-Movies. I like giallo a lot more now.

ae0A7hrf-0U

[Tadao]

But dude. Abe is gonna kill Confederate zombies.

[Aaarg]

haha, i tried to get my gf to watch tenebre like two nights ago

just watched demoni 2

and it's fucking excellent

[Kitsa]

Just got back from a week of sweltering hell in Georgia and Florida.

Well, it wasn't 100% hell, beaches and alcohol were available. I trooped the dunes where the last fight scene of Glory was filmed and a woman taught me how to dig whelks on the beach. Florida was mostly hell though.

[Fathom Zero]

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Lamberto Bava's Demoni movies are my favorites now, I think. You can't beat the soundtracks.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I was on facebook yesterday and this weird ass dude from high school let everyone know about how much ponies are "fuckin' totally awesome".

I hate you people for even showing me this. :(

[Tadao]

No one here believes that you aren't a pony fag. :rolleyes

Look what I just saw a commercial for.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Abraham_Lincoln_-_Vampire_Hunter_Poster.jpg/220px-Abraham_Lincoln_-_Vampire_Hunter_Poster.jpg

:(

[Esuohlim]

WEEN BROKE UP :(

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER IS A SHITTY CONCEPT :(

KITSA LOOKS LIKE DANNY DEVITO AND MADTV'S MS. SWAN :(

WHAT A HORRIBLE DAY

[Fathom Zero]

I do have health insurance now, though. So there's that!

[Tadao]

Why did Ween break up? Because their last album sucked?

[Shrubfest]

I come back after finishing my degree and this is what's happening? How tragic. :sadface

[Zomboid]

I'm 25 today. I think next month, I'll have been posting here for a decade. I started when I was 15 :eek. WHAT A HORRIBLE WASTE OF TIME.

[captain516]

http://www.wallchan.com/images/sandbox/67092-zombies-ate-my-neighbors-by-artbybones.jpgHappy Birthday!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Look what gets released to DVD tomorrow. :melt

http://www.blockbuster.com/browse/catalog/movieDetails/552811

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0NDY2MzQxODheQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDU3OTcwNjc@._ V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_.jpg

Oh fuck yes please.

[Tadao]

I downloaded the torrent yesterday :eek

[Tadao]

also I don't celebrate Canadianism

[Fathom Zero]

I'm bidding on something on eBay and it's exhilarating.

The next four hours are going to give me an ulcer.

[Tadao]

just don't bid till the last 5 minutes dork.

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[Fathom Zero]

I know better. This other douche has been putting in five or ten dollars every couple of hours like an asshole, fucking it up for everybody.

[Kitsa]

You know, I can never remember actually seeing Jason Voorhees with a chainsaw.

[Otto]

I remember feeling invincible when I found one of those bid sniping websites.

[Tadao]

Would be great if you could type YUUUUUUUUUP! with your bid.

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/crediblehulk.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I kinda don't even want it anymore. It's a keyboard, but a really nice one.

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I think it's gonna jump out of my budget, anyway. We'll see.

EDIT: lol@the terminator theme at 7:15

[Babs]

Reminds me of the synth used by Goblin or any synth you would hear used in 70's-80's b movies.
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[Esuohlim]

Why did Ween break up? Because their last album sucked?

I wish it were because of a buildup of five years of shame from that album. But no, Gener annouced it out of the blue. Deaner didn't even know about the breakup until the news spread online. I'd be all like "What a dick"

BUT I BET GW HASN'T BEEN THIS DEVESTATED SINCE CAPTAIN BEE FART DIED :(

[Fathom Zero]

A0kluTStX_Y

[Fathom Zero]

motherfuckers, I won

Ended up being $56, as opposed to the multiple hundreds I was expecting in the last couple of seconds.

[Tadao]

I wish it were because of a buildup of five years of shame from that album. But no, Gener annouced it out of the blue. Deaner didn't even know about the breakup until the news spread online. I'd be all like "What a dick"

BUT I BET GW HASN'T BEEN THIS DEVESTATED SINCE CAPTAIN BEE FART DIED :(

I went to the ween forum yesterday and delusional people have decided that they aren't breaking up.

[Zomboid]

http://www.wallchan.com/images/sandbox/67092-zombies-ate-my-neighbors-by-artbybones.jpgHappy Birthday!

I don't know where you got that, but it's awesome, so thank you.

[Babs]

It's still news to dean

[Fathom Zero]

Who is Dean, and why won't people shut the fuck up about him on Facebook?

[Tadao]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/James_Dean_-_Giant.jpg/220px-James_Dean_-_Giant.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

IF ONLY I BELIEVED THAT

[Babs]

Don't shit where you eat my friend.

[Fathom Zero]

OH IT MUST BE A POPULAR NETWORK PROGRAMME.

[Kitsa]

When I went for a blood test today, the phlebotomist closed the exam room door behind her and uttered the sentence fragment, "so, just a little anal."

It was a bad moment until I figured out she was continuing a conversation to herself after talking with someone in the hall about making sure where her pen was.

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[Pub Lover]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2012/may/30/terrifying-french-childrens-books-in-pictures

http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/

One of the links is NSFW.

[Kitsa]

I always thought Le Petit Prince was scary. I freaked out about the snake wanting to kill him to send him back.

[Aaarg]

this may be relevant to nobody's interests except maybe gusssssss

feherlofia animator marcell jankovics has a new animated film out in hungary and man i gotta see it

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[Tadao]

I'm interested in the disinterested pussies.

[Tadao]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/fluff-ball.jpg

[Aaarg]

bark bark

[Fathom Zero]

2l2O-JOXG_I

[Babs]

OMG WEEN BROKE UP

[Fathom Zero]

in other news

who cares

[Aaarg]

ween fans care

in other words

nobody cares

[Esuohlim]

10kVGhost's ween lasted 52 days

[Zhukov]

Put it in the fucking youtube thread, Fathom. Fucks sake.

[Fathom Zero]

Okay.

[Fathom Zero]

Does it hurt you when I do it, bbyman?

[Zhukov]

Yes, obviously.

[Pub Lover]

Now to repost the entire youtube thread in here.

[Pub Lover]

Someone dare me.

[Aaarg]

i dare you to, pug lover

[Pub Lover]

Imagine a world where I have something better to do.

[Pub Lover]

Sadly, we don't live in that world. Here we go.

[Pub Lover]

Hey fellers, let's use this fancy new thing :(

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[Pub Lover]

And if any of you aren't sure how to embed a Youtube video into your posts using BBcode, please refer to this thread:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702021

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[Pub Lover]

Bruce should be on the first page.

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[Pub Lover]

el santo forever
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.....

[Pub Lover]

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......

[Tadao]

THE PAST IS NOT TO BE RELIVED

:melt

[Pub Lover]

The youtube thread crashed my computer and now I can't even get that page to open. Woo.

[Fathom Zero]

http://soundcloud.com/akira-the-don/akira-the-don-d-r-e-a-m-debt

Debt Rules Everything Around Me

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Representin deustchland!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I know better. This other douche has been putting in five or ten dollars every couple of hours like an asshole, fucking it up for everybody.

That guy is bush league. He probably buys shit like that at yard sales too.

[Esuohlim]

I just finished listening to the first Tom Waits album and "boredom" isn't even strong enough of a word right now

[Zomboid]

Holy shit this place is dead.

[Esuohlim]

Well at least now we know what happens when we close off registration because of spam

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

I never got the Tom Waits worship, myself. Closest I ever came was the Ramones cover of "I Don't Want to Grow Up", but I prefer their version.

[Babs]

I just finished listening to the first Tom Waits album and "boredom" isn't even strong enough of a word right now

Closing time and small change, best albums.

[Fathom Zero]

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[All Hail Duke]

i love that stupid movie

[Esuohlim]

I like Swordfishtrombones, Rain Dogs, and Frank's Wild Years. Then I decided to start at the beginning but NOPE

[kahljorn]

so like if a business owner harasses me and acts like an asshole and then keeps texting me and won't leave me alone until i basically tell him that its gonna create legal problems what do i do. Also he used personal information about me that he obtained through doing business with me to insult me. I have all the texts on my phone.
i wrote a bad review and filed a report at the BBB but was wondering what else you're supposed to do

I GUESS I CAN ALWAYS USE CONSUMER REPORT

[Fathom Zero]

File a police report and get a restraining order

Of course, that would require effort. :|

[kahljorn]

well its not like im scared of him or anything i just think itsa shitty business practice and he kind of ruined my night
plus dude was straight up stupid he's a business owner who calls me up lecturing me and being all irate saying annoying ass shit because he runs his company all crazy and unorganized and he got his facts wrong, so i just hung up the phone. Then he's all, "IM OLD AND IN MY AGe THATS DISReSpeCTFUL YOUNGSTER." wtf
life doesn't mke sense

[LordSappington]

I'm not really doing very well right now. I'm kind of getting worn down on it.
Also, kahl, I have no idea what you're trying to get across.

[Fathom Zero]

hahaha

Bloody Well Right is such a good song.

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[kahljorn]

I'm not really doing very well right now. I'm kind of getting worn down on it.
Also, kahl, I have no idea what you're trying to get across.

whats hard to understand? Dude came to my house (even though he's not supposed to go to my house) to make a delivery, showed up EARLY even though I said I wouldn't be there early, then calls me yelling me and insulting me using information he has obtained about me through his business and shit.
It's sort of like if u weren't there exactly when your doctor expected for your little checkups (and he was wrong about the time u should be there), so he calls you yelling at you and insulting you, then starts making fun of you cuz you can't keep your balance and you were born with a broken brain because your mom prolly drank alcohol while you were in the womb.

why would i get a restraining order for that you get restraining orders when you'reafriad. I just think he's a piece of shit and that he's harassing his customers.

[Kitsa]

You get restraining orders so that if it goes any further and you show up in court, you can say, look, I got a restraining order.

[LordSappington]

Or you move to Texas, where you can just warn him once and drop him if he doesn't leave.

[Esuohlim]

I thought Richard Dawson died 15 years ago

[Kitsa]

I thought that was the same thing, but it was a different Family Feud guy.

There's nothing sadder than people thinking you were another guy who died a while back.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

whats hard to understand? Dude came to my house (even though he's not supposed to go to my house) to make a delivery, showed up EARLY even though I said I wouldn't be there early, then calls me yelling me and insulting me using information he has obtained about me through his business and shit.
It's sort of like if u weren't there exactly when your doctor expected for your little checkups (and he was wrong about the time u should be there), so he calls you yelling at you and insulting you, then starts making fun of you cuz you can't keep your balance and you were born with a broken brain because your mom prolly drank alcohol while you were in the womb.

why would i get a restraining order for that you get restraining orders when you'reafriad. I just think he's a piece of shit and that he's harassing his customers.

You could file a liability claim against his company for libel. You would need an expert on that though. Fortunately I know right where to find one.

[kahljorn]

a libelity claim

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Walk right up to him and be like LOOK MOTHERFUCKER. I'M CLAIMING YOU

[Chojin]

get pram maven, internet detective, on the case

[LordSappington]

He knows serious business on the internet better than anyone
He'll call the COPS

[Babs]

Troll guy died. Who cares.

[Tadao]

The fuck you talking about you piece of shit idiot niggger

[Dimnos]

Kahl, does he have a boss? If so call and complain hinting that you might get the cops involved. If is just a one man show you will need take more drastic steps.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrek

[Zhukov]

WTF is everyone suggesting here? Kahl, just throw a brick through his business window.

[kahljorn]

i think he might've been the boss :O also its a delivery service so i dont know where his business is ran out of

i know my friend uses his delivery service, so maybe ill just tell him next time he orders to tel me so i can be waiting outside to fuck his car up

[Zhukov]

Good idea.

[kahljorn]

its so fucking evil though thats likea conspiracy

[kahljorn]

haha i think he tried to get my review taken down

[Tadao]

You need us to find his home address? ;) :wank :orgasm :melt

[ThrashO]

kahl this thing goes deeper down the rabbit hole then you might think. just leave it alone. youre asking for trouble.

[kahljorn]

thank god im moving to berkeley where they have hopefuly no influences ;O

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[Esuohlim]

miami vice fuck yeah

[Esuohlim]

http://media.nj.com/devils_main/photo/0530polljpg-cdae7d8b959eecd2.jpg

[Kitsa]

Today is my graduation day and I'm all emo because no one in my family gives a shit about any of my graduations.

[captain516]

No one in my family gives a shit about Kanye West's Graduation :C

[kahljorn]

damn you already graduated?

congrats

[Kitsa]

This time, yeah. This was a postgrad certificate thing.
Thanks. Thank goodness for "learn at your own pace".

[Tadao]

Congratulations Kitsa.

GO KINGS

[Tadao]

ZERO STANLEY CUPS

NO CHANCE

LOS ANGELES HAS A HOCKEY TEAM???

BOOOOOOOOOO
:melt

[Colonel Flagg]

Conga Rats.

[Esuohlim]

YOUR INTERNET FAMILY CARES

[Kitsa]

Thanks Internet family

[Esuohlim]

Nice move, Obama, allowing Venus to transit during your watch. Just in time for elections. Typical.

[Tadao]

Bush would have told Venus to get the fuck out of the way or we'll blow you up. He would never take any shit from a foreign planet.

[Zhukov]

Congratulations Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

Thanks...just paid $35 to have my diploma sent :(

[Tadao]

I could have made you one for $25.

[Kitsa]

That was my argument also, that I could buy several reams of fancy paper for that, but when I huffed to my family it was ill-received.

[Tadao]

I'm off to the Staples Center to drink at the bar that is attached to the stadium were the Stanley Cup is being held. My friends think this is a great idea. I think that a very bad riot will ensue and I'll be stuck there all night.

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stupid devils.

stupid fucking elites in hell mode eat my soul for dinner then irrigate my evening.

[Tadao]

well, so much for being in my first riot. :(

[Aaarg]

yesterday i applied for a job within the county school system and i think i can land a high school science department head putting in a good word for me. i'm not getting my hopes up but i'd be much happier developing lesson plans for a new science center than stocking fucking potatoes all day.

[Colonel Flagg]

well, so much for being in my first riot. :(

There's still hope, they could win it in 6.

[Babs]

i-hockery

[Aaarg]

i-hookery? count me in

[Kitsa]

I seriously considered buying the "Blue Jackets with Adorable Puppies" calendar today. :hockeythread

[captain516]

meet the i-fockers

[Kitsa]

Neil Diamond, fuck yeah

[Babs]

King Diamond, fuck yeah

Diamonds are forever.

[Kitsa]

You are harshing my non sequitur buzz, asshat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

well, so much for being in my first riot. :(

you guys should start a relay race riot next time.

[Fathom Zero]

bifurcated dicks

[Kitsa]

I really was at a Neil Diamond tribute concert when I wrote that, though. Except the only seats open were right near the speakers, I can't hear shit out of my right ear, and I thought it would probably be a shame if the last thing that ear ever heard was a Neil Diamond tribute concert.

Love actual Neil Diamond, though.

[Babs]

Sorry for ruining that. I didn't even know.

[Kitsa]

The guy on backup guitar looked exactly like Lou Reed circa 1972-73. It was so bizarre I kept wondering what it would be like if Lou Reed backed up Neil Diamond.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/LookslikeLouReed.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

FnJOsfalSYs

bob welch :(

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[Pub Lover]

http://vimeo.com/43625496

[Fathom Zero]

HDqFLwTQrN4

fuck you guys

GO KINGS

[Pub Lover]

uz2jbCJXkpA

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Goku Rings

[kahljorn]

man you people in other countries speak some weird ass english

[Pub Lover]

We developed English 2.0 after exporting the first model.

It is your own fault for not paying for the upgrade.

[Pub Lover]

I say as if I think being non-rhotic isn't really stupid.

[Pub Lover]

There is a whole list of words that I think are homonyms when they ain't.

So dumb.

[Otto]

I watched a bearded man with no pants shoot up junk in my front yard this morning.

So that happened. yeah.

jesus shit

[kahljorn]

It is your own fault for not paying for the upgrade.

I AINT PAYIN YOUR OPPRESSIVE TARIFS

[Tadao]

go kings

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Phoenix Gamma]

I was leaving the mall today and saw this next to my car.

I don't even know where to start >:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601659_767124055583_1192663196_n.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Start by breaking the ice you stud ;) ;)

[Tadao]

GO KINGS

[Colonel Flagg]

There's still hope, they could win it in 6.

Go wild, Tadao. Happy looting.

[Fathom Zero]

lemme have a diablo sandwich, a dr. pepper, and make it fast

i'm in a goddamn hurry

[Kitsa]

My dad is there.

[HickMan]

sup guys

[Esuohlim]

KINGS

I BET KEVIN SMITH IS ALL FAT AND SAD NOW

[Tadao]

I'D MAKE THAT BET ON ANY DAY

[Tadao]

Go wild, Tadao. Happy looting.
Kings fans aren't the rioting type, but I keep seeing nigggers in Lakers jerseys hanging around Staples center just waiting for the right moment to burn shit down.

Fucking hate the Laker fans.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was leaving the mall today and saw this next to my car.

I don't even know where to start >:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601659_767124055583_1192663196_n.jpg

YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOWN A FAT NUT ON DAT GRILLE

[Colonel Flagg]

Fucking hate the Laker fans.

So does every basketball fan not from Los Angeles.

[Kitsa]

Holy shit. I was reminiscing about Ye Olde Internet days and "chatting.com" came to mind. Lo and behold, it still exists, and not very different from its original form. Can't fucking believe it's the exact same as it was in 1998.

True to form, when you indicate female-ness, the screen instantly fills with blurry candy-colored "whispers" from people with names like humiliateme6969 and tz2plz.

[Tadao]

Sounds like my kind of site ;)

I hope The Hanson Brothers come play at a bar down here were the Stanley Cup is being held. That would be all kinds of fun.

[LordSappington]

I don't really expect a straight answer from you guys, but is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.

The Hanson Brothers? Didn't they do that one song that was literally just them saying "Do-whop" for like four minutes? That then somehow became a pop hit?
Fucking nineties, man

[Zomboid]

Ugh.