I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dixie]

Yeah, the dipping sticks were the best part of those packages.
Hmmm maybe I could try powdering one of those?
Hard candies, unless they're like the dipping sticks, aren't easy to crush up. It ends up feeling like broken glass in your nose.

[Asila]

I was thinking, what if you smashed up sweet tarts? I think it would be pretty difficult, but it might be less stingy than anything else.

[Dixie]

Sweet Tarts are way too tart and would burn.
I tried confectioner's sugar, but it gunks up and you get weird white boogers for a couple days.

[Dixie]

Who the fuck is Phantom Werewolf?

[Asila]

A werewolf that is, by his nature, secretive and hard to see? I DON'T KNOW I'M GUESSING

[Dixie]

Happy Birthday Phantom Werewolf
http://images.elfwood.com/art/c/o/corourke2/wolf.jpg
Hope you're not this gay

[Asila]

I keep waiting for someone to make a humourous followup to this, because I can't come up with one.

[Tadao]

Happy Birthday Phantom Werewolf

Hope you're not this gay

http://phantomwerewolf.deviantart.com/gallery/

[Asila]

Oh, so he totally is that gay, so sorry CIG

[Dixie]

Fuck!
He IS that gay.

[Dixie]

What the fuck is this?
http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/136/1/5/Dancing_Through_Life_by_PhantomWerewolf.jpg

[Asila]

Can I say Jinx? I can't, can I? fuck.

[Dixie]

I'm too old for jinx.

That picture scares me.








SUPER DUPER RAPE

[Asila]

Damnit, logical thought says I'm too old for Jinx too. FUCK

[Tadao]

yukinimura-chan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10240) Viewing Thread
Leaving the Loveline forum for a while (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698969)


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dixie]

I pick and choose my maturity levels.
Punch Buggy, now THERE'S a game!

[Dixie]

yukinimura-chan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10240) Viewing Thread
Leaving the Loveline forum for a while (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698969)


Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Somehow not surprised.....

[yukinimura-chan]

Unlike Jake, I won't run... so good luck trying to get rid of me

[Asila]

Just cause it involves physically harming someone!

fuck yes I love that game

[Tadao]

Unlike Jake, I won't run... so good luck trying to get rid of me

Please stay! We need a good joke.

[Asila]

Someone stick a Vegeta figure up his ass until he squeals.

[yukinimura-chan]

can you not read? I said I WON'T leave...

[Asila]

:tear

[yukinimura-chan]

I could keep the war going if you really wanted, you know I'm actually having fun...

[Tadao]

war? lol

[yukinimura-chan]

yeah, I mean why get bent out of shape? I can play along... it's only the internet. You didn't really think I was mad did you?

[Tadao]

Page Brak you little fuck or get out!

[Dixie]

:pagebrak
Late but not too too late

[Tadao]

Fuck n shit. If your gonna hang out, learn the rules.

[yukinimura-chan]

sorry man, I didn't know... I'll keep that in mind.

[Tadao]

It's ok. Your new.

[Dixie]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/56454068_72b91a9be4.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

so about tearing apart that jake guy, it seems to me you all enjoy it... please don't tell me I'm his replacement. I've looked at what he writes about, there is no way I'm going to be more open than what I've stated earlier... he pretty much invited attack.

of course, it might just be fun... I'll be sure to let you guys have some fuel for the fire.

[Dixie]

I POSTED A BABY GODDAMMIT

[Asila]

LOOK AT THAT A BABY

[Asila]

I'M BEIN SERIOUS HERE MY BRAIN ISN'T WORKING SO WELL RIGHT NOW

[Dixie]

IT'S GOT A FUCKING SNOT BUBBLE

[Tadao]

For one, get rid of the anime avatar. We get that you like Japanese things, but if that is all you have going for you, go elsewhere.

[Dixie]

Fuck this.
I'm moving on to goats.

[yukinimura-chan]

so? weren't you all attacking me earlier? and about this jake guy... he makes it too easy, I question now if I want to ruin what you all already have. I mean it's easy to pick on a newbie, but won't the old punching bag feel left out?

the avatar stays... sorry, it's drawing you like a moth to flame. I'll post on the gaming board if you want.

[Dixie]

http://wimhoogendijk.web-log.nl/wimhoogendijk/images/smiling20goat.jpg

[Asila]

I'll miss the babies :(

[Dixie]

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/farm-animal-pictures-breeders-babies/pygmy-goat-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/pygmy-goat-0026.jpg

[Tadao]

http://gallery.appleaddict.com/albums/userpics/10017/goat.jpg

[Dixie]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/BekkaLee06/goat2.jpg

[Dixie]

http://i.pbase.com/v3/53/307953/1/46672768.kidgoat.jpg

[Tadao]

Some of these goats are sexy!

[Dixie]

They're kids you sick fuck!

[Tadao]

Sexy furry kids.

[Asila]

SHAME

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[yukinimura-chan]

Wow, I looked at the backup threads... that is some fucked up shit you did to some of those people. Albeit that's probably not the worst, you guys are harsh... I think I might like this forum a hell of a lot more now

[Asila]

faith and begorrah

[Asila]

there's not an irish priest emoticon, but I'm sure you can imagine one

[Tadao]

I think I might like this forum a hell of a lot more now

And we care a lot about that. Please tell all your faggot manga japanophiliac friends to stop by.

[Asila]

Oh god don't encourage it

[Dixie]

GOAT RAPE
Tadao Style

[yukinimura-chan]

unlike me, they have lives tadao... but thanks for the offer. when they decide to turn their computers back on I'll let them know

[Dixie]

You talk too much.

[yukinimura-chan]

and you talk too little

[Tadao]

GOAT RAPE
Tadao Style



:lol

night ladies of I-mock

[Dixie]

I DON'T LIKE BABIES

[Asila]

Fuzzy bunny!

Now I want a rabbit

[Asila]

WE CAN TELL YOU SHAMELESS GOAT LOVER

[Dixie]

Thems good eating for 8' long boas.

[Dixie]

Babies and bunnies I mean.

[Asila]

babies or goats?

LOL

[Dixie]

Goats are too big, even as baby goats.
But you can get human babies pretty small.

[Asila]

It depends, even non-premies can be small enough. But hell, I'd love to see that on Animal Planet.

[Dixie]

I would too.
Very much so.

I know I haven't known you for long but I have a favor to ask of you.

[Asila]

GIANT BOA EATS NEWBORN TONIGHT AT ELEVEN

[Asila]

Yes?

[Dixie]

Check your PMs.

[Dixie]

Like now I mean.

[RaNkeri]

OHH GOD
OHHH GOD
OHHHH GOD
OHHHHH GOD
OHHHHHH GOD
OH GOD!!!

That coma was the shit :eek

[Dixie]

I wish there was PM notification on I-Bape.
:(

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

Dbl, lol

[Asila]

http://www.imyspacegraphics.com/images/goat/goat1.jpg


CHECKED

[Dixie]

STUPID INTERNET

[Asila]

fucking internet fucking freezing up on me like it's so high and fucking mighty, fucking cuntwad

[Dixie]

Welcome back!
How's the Diabeetus?

[Asila]

I'm going to go listen to Tom Waits and swear like a sailor, night everyone

[Dixie]

Good Niiiiiiight!

[Dixie]

She said "yes" to my favor by the way!

[Kitsa]

I am going on less than 2 hrs of sleep, which was nothing in my ER days but gets harder the older I get :( The dog took a truly epic diarrhea-shit in the living room, then managed to make it even more epic by stepping in it and tracking foul-smelling shit prints all over the house before I could catch her.

She then went on to have two more episodes of the liquid variety out in the yard, at 4 am and 6 am :(

AND MY COFFEEMAKING STUFF WON'T BE FINISHED IN THE DISHWASHER FOR LIKE 20 MORE MINUTES :cry

[MarioRPG]

Oct 2 1978

Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.

:themoreyouknow

[Dixie]

NEVAR FORGET!

[Sam]

I WANT TO BE ASKED FOR A FAVOR TOO :tear

[Dixie]

I'll try and think of a favor to ask of you.
A real important one.

I'm sorry you're having a rough morning Kitsa. Doggie diarrhea is horrible stuff. This is why I don't have a dog. :(

[wobzire]

Kitsa always has the best poo stories.

[Dixie]

Poo stories are good.
Thank you for sharing them Kitsa!

[Asila]

Was Kitsa the one with the going through her own poo for medical reasons story, or was that Jeanette?

[Kitsa]

That was Jeanette. I'm mainly saddled with the poo of others.

[Mister Sarcastic]

No need to wet your pants, there's plenty of :rolleyes for everyone

Uhhm, yeah, just who do you think you are? :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?
da
da
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daadada
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da
daadada
da
da
da
daadada
da
da
da
daadada
do doo doo doo
dodododo
do doo doo doo
doo doo do
do doo doo doo
dodododo
do doo doo doo
doodoodoo
lalalalaa
lalalalaa
lalalalaa
lalalalaa
awah wah wah
wahwahwahwah
awah wah wah
wahwahwah
awah wah wah
wah wah wah wah
aawah wah wah
wahwahwah
lälälälää
lälälälää
lälälälää
lälälä
lälä lälälää lälä lälälää lälä lälälää lää-YEAH!

EDIT:
da
da
da
daadada

keeps looping in the background ;)

[Dixie]

Gonna make pizza
brb

[Dixie]

Nevermind, I found Honeycomb

[wobzire]

Gonna make poo
Be sure and let Kitsa know.

[Dixie]

It doesn't count unless she has to clean it up.

[wobzire]

Well I was bluffing anyway. As if I would poo at work. I mean Come On.

[Fathom Zero]

boat: a bathing goat

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/deermain_602274a.jpg

[Kitsa]

Know what I hate?

People who see a cute exotic animal and go AW I WANT ONE.

[Tadao]

Then stop fawning over my picture!

[Kitsa]

What the hell do you suppose this means? These are some brushes I bought at Foy's.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/goolikeharmonysmall.jpg

[wobzire]

Yeah, fuck. I do kind of want a baby deer now.

[Tadao]

What the hell do you suppose this means? These are some brushes I bought at Foy's.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/goolikeharmonysmall.jpg

I have no idea, but I can guess it has to do with Halloween and totally wicked awesomenessess.

[Tadao]

Yeah, fuck. I do kind of want a baby deer now.

The only exotic animal I ever owned was an iguana. The owner left it abandoned in the apartment I was managing. She was the sweetest animal I ever took care of. :tear

I have a tattoo of a 4 foot dragon hanging over my shoulder. It's based on the way she would just rest on me while I made music and fucked around on the computer.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tit.jpghttp://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tit.jpg

[Tadao]

I wanna see :(

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3061/2o6u54kawk5.jpg

[Sam]

Put Jake's face in that other fish's mouth.

[Tadao]

Sorry, but the newest I-Mockery moderator has declared Jake an unfunny subject.

This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/shark-eat-fish-eat-nerd.jpg

[Sam]

JAWESOME

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10234
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Zelda_Harmony/index.php?act=idx

FAGS

[Pub Lover]

GUYS, YULIA TYMOSHENKO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UKRAINE AND SHE IS A TOTAL BABE, IF YOU DON'T ELECT SARAH PALIN I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE USA

[Tadao]

Vaati: oh god not again

[Tadao]

Sarah is powning Biden right now! Yay titties McGee!

[DevilWearsPrada]

Zelda queen, aka that ugly anime girl in every highschool

[Pub Lover]

http://www.ukraine-observer.com/image_add/Image/tymoshenko-2.jpg
PLUS SHE HAS HAIR LIKE PRINCESS LEIA :love

[Tadao]

But does she have tits?

[Pub Lover]

GUYS, GUYS! COULD YOU ELECT PALIN AND GET HER TO DECLARE WAR ON THE UKRAINE AND THEN TYMOSHENKO COULD PICK THE FORM AND SHE LIKES THE JELLO WRESTLING

IF YOU COULD THEN GET PALIN TO PICK THE LOCATION AS MY HOUSE, I WOULD BE REALLY PLEASED, OK THANKS, BYE.

[Pub Lover]

But does she have tits?
NO :(
http://www.pravda.com.ua/archive/2005/february/8/images/platie.jpg

[Tadao]

She has got yummy legs though :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/1805125498_d5b91a5db2.jpg

[Tadao]

:pagebrak


I wanna rape her in the nicest most caring and gentle way. It would be like making love, except against her will.

[Pub Lover]

NEVERMIND
http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/18/13webpalin_t575.jpg

WHICH OF YOU GAY ******S IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ON THAT FAGOCYCLE ZELDA SITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH? >:

[Tadao]

You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.2 Oct 08, 21:17
Younglink: what the hell!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
You're fags: OMG those guys at I-Mockey are so not fags!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: l2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: f2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: o2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: r2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: Pub is straight btw so don't try to be all faggy on him2 Oct 08, 21:13
You're fags: Hey! have you guys seen that old Zelda cartoon? That is soooooo rofl!2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: That was an eyewink, not a buthole wink you fags2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: But don't be a fag ok? :wink2 Oct 08, 21:12
I-Mockery ZergRush: HEY I AM PUB YOU JERK ASS JERK2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: We need new members too!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: 1up!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Fags2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Tadao's the greatest flamer ever! I rule you!

[Tadao]

2 Oct 08, 21:21
You're fags: Do you wear green tight and run around the backyard with a cardbord sword like I do!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: God wheres kevin when you need him2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: vaati if you can plz block them2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: But then I couldn't talk about my Zelda fetish with you fags2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: if u dont like zelda y r u here?2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: ur a fag!2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: I wish I was a fairy with magical powers :cry2 Oct 08, 21:20
Vaati: You know we can very easily block you all. dumbasses.2 Oct 08, 21:19
You're fags: Zeldas for fags2 Oct 08, 21:18
You're fags: So do you guys like Zelda?2 Oct 08, 21:18
Younglink: who in the helll r u anyway?!2 Oct 08, 21:17
You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.

[Tadao]

2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Are you a terrorist?2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Is that a muslim name?2 Oct 08, 21:24
Vaati: I have no idea. I'm going to try and contact one of them2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Yeah Vati2 Oct 08, 21:23
You're fags: I NEED YOU 2 BABY!2 Oct 08, 21:23
Younglink: vaati who r these guys anyway2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: then **** off!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: and no we dont run in tights2 Oct 08, 21:22
You're fags: OMG dont be a fag and block me http://www.cbox.ws/smilies/2/sad.gif2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: sorry bout the double post my comp is bein stupid2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: Sorry Wedd I can't only malon zelda milo or dl can2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya

[Pub Lover]

I'M STILL REALLY STEAMED AT THE JERKASS BITCH THAT POSTED A LINK TO THIS THREAD WHILE MISUSING MY NAME, YOU COWARDLY SHIT, TELL ME WHO YOU FUCKING ARE! >:

[Tadao]

I bet it was Sam!

[Tadao]

That fag.

[Vaati]

LOL I FAIL AT TROLLING A WEBSITE. Honestly you people have no idea what funny is. Go back to playing grab ass and rolling around in your moms piss.

[Tadao]

Fag

[Pub Lover]

Hello guy from Zelda site. I am sure you are a very intelligent person, and as such we ask you to act as one when on our forum. Thank you.

[Vaati]

Wow your original. I guess I lose this fight to the almighty tadao. He called me a fag.

[Tadao]

OMG DON'T COME HERE AND BE ALL GAY!

[Tadao]

I am the warrior!

[Tadao]

Vaati is a decent guy, we have settled our differences. Even if he is a Muslim terrorist.

[Tadao]

Queen Zelda is one of their admins. AND OMG SHE'S HAWT!

[Pub Lover]

I am uncomfortable with their homophobia. :( :fag

[Tadao]

Totally. It was uncalled for.

[Asila]

I hate to interrupt this argument, but did anyone else ever see that old Disney cartoon with donald duck that talked about the Pythagorean Theorem and math and music and all that crap? Cause I haven't seen it since I was a kid but man I watched that shit everyday.

[Tadao]

:confused: That sounds gay, not like there is anything wrong with being gay, I just don't want to be gay.

[Pub Lover]

The problem with something or someone being called gay is that it infers the whole swish bullshit of supposed faggot culture beyond simply being a dude that wants to fuck other dudes. :(

[Tadao]

That's a queer statement to make.

[Asila]

Man fuck you, it was amazing. I just saw a clip and got so excited I started bouncing around

[Asila]

A dude can want to fuck other dudes without cocking his hip and lisping everything, sheesh

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/rog-beanbag-attack.gif
:eek

THAT FIRE EXIT LOOKS OBSTRUCTED! :eek

I AM CALLING THE FIRE MARSHAL! >:

[Asila]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gifPub, would you like a dumpling? Oh wait, you're vegan fuck.

...anyone else, would you like a dumpling?

[Tadao]

Yes, and a side of Brak too please.

[Asila]

I ALWAYS MISS THE FUCKING PAGE BREAK

[Asila]

Wait a minute HEY you missed it on the last page mister

[Tadao]

shhhhhhh

[Tadao]

I was caught up in talking about gentle rape.

[Asila]

I missed that whole convo. I'd lick her, by god, what a lovely thing.

[Dixie]

Just edit your post to put him in.
That's what I do when I remember.

[Tadao]

Yeah, Brak doesn't care. He just want's someone to call him.

[Asila]

I'd call space ghost first :(

[Dixie]

He's a pushover.
You best be dialing the Brak girlfrennnn!

[Tadao]

I'M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OLD PICKUP TRUCK!

[Asila]

I have that CD!!

Wait, I mean Zorak. Is who I'd call first. I dig the exoskeleton.

[Tadao]

http://www.lionking.org/%7Ebtman/brak2.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.yamoslair.com/pics/brak.jpg

[Asila]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/Zorak.jpg

[Tadao]

edit" way too big a picture

[Kitsa]

Asila: That was Donald in Mathmagic Land (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_in_Mathmagic_Land), I used to have that VHS tape and loved it hardcore.

[Asila]

Kitsa. I love you. I have been searching for that since I was a kid.

[Asila]

greaaaaaaaat I creeped EVERYONE out with that one

[Kitsa]

np, I know what it is to be looking like crazy for stuff like that. A few years ago I set out trying to look for the tv/movie components of a nightmare I had more or less constantly as a kid:

Glowing blue balls of light zipped around in the air, chasing people. When the people were touched, they would shrivel up very graphically and horribly, like the ball was draining them into human raisins. The people were stored underground in tubes by these...whatever they were.

Took me a lot of searching, but I finally figured out it was a mishmash of Strange Invaders and the 80s Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Only I had part of it backwards...the ball things flew away from the people, not to them.

I also had a nightmare where these twins dressed in lingerie chopped a man in half when he thought he was posing for a camera, and it turns out that was a Hitchhiker ep.

As far as Donald Duck goes, Kids is Kids was also a favorite of mine, and I haven't been able to find it.

New stuff of nightmares: http://www.mcpshows.com/libraries.html

[Dixie]

Alls I see is "Glowing blue balls", I can't quite make out the rest of your message.

[Sam]

I've had those.

It hurt bad. :(

[Kitsa]

I figured you guys would have a field day with that.

[Guitar Woman]

Every time I see Asila's avatar, I think it's Schimid.

[Kitsa]

I've got to add new pics to that halloween shop thread in a minute.

I took a movie clip that was in a strobe light environment and it would make a great gif but I'm in one of those effort-free moods.

[Dixie]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

[Asila]

Sorry, but I'm playing Pheonix Wright and I'm too lazy to get my animu tits out. So to speak

[Guitar Woman]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5a/YouAreAlreadyGuilty.jpg

[Kitsa]

Ok, they're added.

[Asila]

OBJECTION

[Guitar Woman]

You are already Guilty

[Asila]

Fuck, that means I get to make a humourous face

[Asila]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/photo-175.gif

[RaNkeri]

g'morning >:

[WhiteRat]

Watch and learn suckas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9WrrCOptQ

[Dixie]

That really makes me want to throw away all my appliances.

[Dixie]

JEANEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNETTE
Get on AIIIIIM
I'm gonna get whiny.

[Asila]

:(

[Dixie]

Hey Asila!
+1
A GOOD one too!

[kahljorn]

the novelty of life is beginning to wear off

[kahljorn]

EVERYTHING IS THE SSAME I CANT SEE ANYMORE

[Dixie]

I think Billy Mays sells something for that
http://marooncouch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/billymays.jpg

[kahljorn]

thats kind of creepy!
his hair looks like it's a sentient life form

[Dixie]

He was selling health insurance on my tv today. From Oxi-clean to health insurance, Billy's got you covered dude.

[kahljorn]

i tried that oxyclean stuff and i sprayed it on things and waited 30 seconds or whatever and nothing happened beyond the usual

i mean i probably could've just used water ;o

[Dixie]

Didja use warm water?
It seemed to work best on cleaning hard surfaces rather than clothes.

[WhiteRat]

I used KaBoom! to clean out the grime and nastiness out of my tub and it worked just like the commercial. The rust and lime came right off.

[Dixie]

Kaboom is great. I don't think I could live without my Toilet Bowl Kaboom now.

[WhiteRat]

KaBoom is the only infomercial product i've ever bought but it works like a charm and i readily recommend it to friends.

[kahljorn]

it worked fine on hard surfaces ;o

ill have to try kaboom!.

[Dixie]

I wanna try ShamWOW next

[WhiteRat]

IT'S MADE IN GERMANY

ps... germans gassed jewz!

[Dixie]

I'm of Germanic descent.
But I like Jews.
It's those fucking ******** I can't stand

[WhiteRat]

I'll buy a vowel?

[Dixie]

Actually it hides nothing. I just typed a bunch of stars in to make you wonder.
I'm bitter and mean but I won't single out one race to make fun of when there's so much variety.

[WhiteRat]

The real fun begins when you lump all of the races together into one magical fantastic mutli-race bashing fest.

[Dixie]

Exactly, that way no one feels left out.
Everyone can play.

[Asila]

there should be a word for lumping all the races together and then discriminating against that. Like ******** or something

[WhiteRat]

with an emphasis on the asterisks for the wondering factor

[WhiteRat]

wtf double post

[Kitsa]

Billy Mays' embroidered-shirt supplier must be making a fucking killing off him.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you guys seen "The most races show on earth" ? A comedy show with people from all over the world.

Also: ShamWOW is ridiculous.

[Pub Lover]

WILLIE DAY: Oct 4th, 2008 :)

[Asila]

with an extra emphasis on the stars. i can't stress this enough.

Just in an attempt to save a dying joke.

[WhiteRat]

it must be saved

[Dixie]

Kahl, get on AIM.
I needs to talk to you.
GW, if you have AIM, IM me too.
I needs you both.

[Dixie]

Chojin, you too!
Check your messages!

[Dixie]

THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!

[RaNkeri]

AIM :rolleyes

[Dixie]

I don't know what you crazy kids use to talk to each other nowdays.

[Tadao]

Post in the transhuman thread http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700625

She'll show up.

[Dixie]

Androgynous I-mock fags, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW!

[Dixie]

I promise it's not to make fun of you.
HELP MEEEEE

[Kitsa]

I wonder if my old ICQ # still works.

I used to have a bird that would go "Uh oh! Uh oh!" every time it went off.

[Sam]

My old number works still. AND I TOTALLY HAD THAT "UH OH" NOISE TOO.

I think everyone did. :(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/deer_pic_4.jpg

[Tadao]

Kitsa (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=7952) Viewing Thread
url=http://www.bape.comhey it is bape here]/url] (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12227)


:wink

[Kitsa]

I wanted to see how far back this retardation went.

[Pub Lover]

Fuck you. >:

[Tadao]

:(

[Kitsa]

You forgot the "cunt" part.

[Pub Lover]

Actually, according to Pub Lover and I-MockeryZurgRush, Tadao was the one spamming up the Cbox. Whoever it was used the Cbox username "You're fags" and was very annoying.

Oh, and on a hunch, are there members here called Shan or schutzykin?

And no, I'm not a goat. :\

Yeah, Publover was You're fags pretending to be me, so I became Publover and told you guys about him. He's a jerk. I am a trustworthy gentleman though.

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, TADAO, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I'm going to be 18 in 15 days, guys.

I can't wait to buy cigars and neglect my right to vote!

[executioneer]

it's not neglect if you don't vote on purpose

[Guitar Woman]

If I wasn't not voting on purpose, I'd probably just forget to do it.

The elections are rigged, anyway.

[Pub Lover]

You're pretty stupid, sweethips. :(

[Guitar Woman]

And you're succumbing to the lie of the Democratic system

in texas

[Pub Lover]

I still love you, baby. :(

[Tadao]

Heh. what do you think about getting Rog a voice part in the Zelda movie those guys are making by harassing their enemy?

[ElPila666]

Androgynous I-mock fags, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW!

I do wanna touch you :love

[Guitar Woman]

oh shit, someone depended on me for something

I've been at school and never use AIM anymore anyway can I still assist you

[Guitar Woman]

AIM's MicrowavedGrape, by the way.

[Dixie]

Ok.
INCOMING!

[Dixie]

I do wanna touch you :love
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
Newb.

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry, I like you lots, Freddy. :(

[ElPila666]

Don't worry, I like you lots, Freddy. :(

:x

[Pub Lover]

Fine, I go to hell jerk. :tear


Hey Tadao, that Queen only has one pic. Even GW had two.

[Dixie]

Only because GW's hotness could not be contained in one photo.

[Guitar Woman]

I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG