I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Coldcache]

Ha ha oh man, I have no idea what's going on but I wanna be a part of THIS one, yessir, but nobody knows who I am so I better try and be real smooth and do what everyone else is doing okay here I go do this REAL careful now

[Coldcache]

:pirate

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/pubpirate-1.jpg

[Coldcache]

Wait, SHIT, someone already used that pirate face gotta find a common thread here, what's goin on, what's the JOKE, okay, that Tadao guy used a DIFFERENT pirate so I guess that's what we're doin, treadin on dangerous ground gotta gun for it now

[pac-man]

Ha ha oh man, I have no idea what's going on but I wanna be a part of THIS one, yessir, but nobody knows who I am so I better try and be real smooth and do what everyone else is doing okay here I go do this REAL careful now

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[Coldcache]

http://www.northernpaddletrail.org/Smiley%20pirate.gif

[wobzire]

If you REALLY want to fit in here ask people about the cowboy song thread! They love it!

[Coldcache]

I found that picture on the internet, guys, I'm a fuckin genius

[Coldcache]

Think I'll make a Simpson's reference here, ha ha, there was a pirate in that, Coldcache you cunning devil

[Coldcache]

Hey hey guys, check this out since we're talkin pirates and all

[pac-man]

:confused:

[wobzire]

COLDCACHE YOU'RE RUINING PIRATE DAY FOR ME!

[pac-man]

Yargh... he don't be knowin' what today be.

[Coldcache]

http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/pirates/1415_animado.gif

[wobzire]

He's just a parrot looking for a cracker.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Coldcache]

Look at that his LEGS MOVE oh my fucking god is that just the wackiest thing you've ever seen howya doin guys

[wobzire]

We are doing good. We're Pirates.

[Coldcache]

Hey Rankeri, don't be giving me that vet power bullshit I'm pals with pac-man and wobzire, they know how it works around here and they're gonna help me learn the comedy ropes right guys

[pac-man]

I like posting my inner monologue from my Coldcache account.

[ElPila666]

I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<

I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal.

Yar, that really turns me on :orgasm

[ElPila666]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6008/homopiratelc3.gif

:rolleyes

[wobzire]

I like that picture. That is what pirate day is all about for me. Thank you elpila.

[ElPila666]

Oi your welcome mate! yar! :(

[Neen]

Noone at my work is talking like a pirate...

Captain Noone be a scurvy pirate. No one dare mess with him.

[pac-man]

Arrr! Methinks I found the inspiration for me clipart pirate:

http://www.primetoystore.com/Toys%20for%20sale/sloth2.jpg
http://misafe.org/images/safety%20pirate%20smiley.jpg

[Neen]

HEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUYS.

[MarioRPG]

Guys todays history fact is gross.
Sep 19 1692

80-year-old farmer Giles Cory is pressed under stones in Salem, Massachusetts because he refused to enter a plea for the charge of witchcraft. More and more weight was stacked upon Cory, until his death two days later. According to one eyewitness account: "in pressing, his tongue being pressed out of his mouth, the sheriff with his cane forced it in again."

[Kitsa]

He believed the mob when they said his wife was a witch, and then when they came after him he thought maybe she wasn't a witch after all.

[executioneer]

guys why dont you do talk like a ninja day you know since they don't say anything due to their need for stealth it'd be just as internet faggotty and it won't get on my nerves as much

[executioneer]

okay how the hell come i'm not getting any carriage returns in my fucking posts

[pac-man]

There be no International Talk Like a Ninja Day, matey.

[Tadao]

okay how the hell come i'm not getting any carriage returns in my fucking posts

I'LL RETURN YOUR CARRIAGE BUDDY BOY!

[Tadao]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/59429398_24f97b041d.jpg

[JJ_Maniac]

Caterwaul him, boyos?

[Tadao]

I'm like the king of knowing what the ladies like.

[Pub Lover]

Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

[Tadao]

My cock isn't the bait, it's the goal.

[Pub Lover]

See, I have no idea. I was under the impression that a healthy & supporting relationship was the goal.

It's pretty clear I don't live in the kingdom of Knowing What The Ladies Like, your Majesty.

[Tadao]

No no no, a healthy and supporting relationship is the disease you catch if you are not careful.

[Pub Lover]

I'm gay, I only have to worry about going to hell if I ever manage to get laid.

[Tadao]

Truth be told, I was gonna just post cute animals in the thread.

[Pub Lover]

Wait, the internet has run out of pictures of cute animals? FINALLY!

[Tadao]

Never, not with cuteoverload.com around.

[Tadao]

HEY WHITERAT! HOW'S FATCAT?
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Tadao]

Jerkrat


For Seth

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1323/grafkd4.gif

[Dixie]

Seth needs to bring the fez back.

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/Rj5S4i04tDI/AAAAAAAAHu4/xk43z351qzk/s400/That+70s+Show+-+Wilmer+Valderrama+1z.jpg

[pac-man]

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/forum/57862-main.jpg

[Tadao]

CIG, you're not on AIM. Look at this shit http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/09/baby-bun-overlo.html

Fucking adorable. SQUEEEEEEE

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc350/Fogellthorpe/That70sShow-WilmerValderrama1zcopy.jpg

PAGE BRAK

[Jeanette X]

Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

Don't confuse not being able to get something with being afraid of it. :\

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/setphasertofab-1.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I got meself a television, hurrah :posh

[Fathom Zero]

Mark Hoekstra died. (http://hackaday.com/2008/09/20/mark-hoekstra-has-passed-away/)

http://geektechnique.org/

He's one of the few people I've ever looked up to. He was right where he wanted to be in life and did what was right to him. Goddamn it.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, he was murdered by the CIA. :geggy

[Tadao]

Heading out to West LA today, anyone need me to pick up some extra gay for them?

[MarioRPG]

2 scoops please.

[RaNkeri]

I'll keep the leftovers

[Tadao]

I'll try to bring back a bucket of gay then.

[Esuohlim]

Is it possible to suddenly become allergic to apples :(

[RaNkeri]

Most likely :science

[Kitsa]

Man, you ever want to blow a bunch of little kids' minds, run out to the ice cream truck with them!

But "Pap Paw" of "Pap Paw's Treats" was a tad creepy for my taste, I don't think I'll be giving him my business again.

[Esuohlim]

Most likely :science

I guess it's better than celiac disease :lol

[Tadao]

I became allergic to most fruits. I think it was from lack of eating them.

[Esuohlim]

But I love apples :( :( :(

[Pub Lover]

Try washing them, they may have pesticides on them, but don't go organic, it's a way for hippies to use their mindcontrol drugs on you. :eek

[Tadao]

Yeah, well, I can't eat mango, avocado, cherry, kiwi, etc without a serious irritation to my throat and a headache. :( :( :(

[Kitsa]

Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I'm allergic to a ton of stupid shit and it sucks. It is possible to develop a sudden allergy. I shazamed my way into a honey allergy that way one day.

[Pub Lover]

What about condoms in those flavours, you're still ok with them, right? :eek

[Pub Lover]

haha @me & Kitsa going for the same joke. :lol

[Kitsa]

Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, isn't Tadao only half a man?

[Pub Lover]

Sure he has been fixed, but that doesn't make his massive dong any smaller.
Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.
Honey, I don't care what he gets up to with you, but when I'm with him, he always sheaths his piece.

[Kitsa]

He gets up to nothing with me, I can assure you of that.

[Pub Lover]

http://blog.sanriotown.com/iamthekitty:hellokitty.com/files/2008/05/apples.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5W7u0pYkE

[Guitar Woman]

where's that embedding for youtube videos you promised, faggots?

[Esuohlim]

APPLE FORUM >:

[Pub Lover]

You pricks embedding youtube videos in every page is the last thing my capped bandwidth needs. :x

[Esuohlim]

Oh no oh man clicking a link is too hard

[Pub Lover]

Dude, I have no self-control. :(

[ElPila666]

Where's Danny :confused:

[Pub Lover]

He got kicked out of where he lived because he is a useless layabout stoner. :lol

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[wobzire]

Poor guy.

[Fathom Zero]

myspace.com/thefathomzero

I lost my phat-ass background.

[bigtimecow]

wtf, i was just talking to danny tatom the other day and he didn't tell me he got kicked out :(

i thought we were friends :'(

[Pub Lover]

Maybe he forgot. :lol

His memory is pretty bad. :x

[wobzire]

I miss him.

[Tadao]

He sent me a kiss and never came back. What a jerk.

[Esuohlim]

I thought he was in jail :o

[wobzire]

I made a new comic but I can't post it from work.

[Tadao]

That's silly. Can't you up it to photobucket so we can preview it?

[wobzire]

Photobucket is blocked from my work.

[wobzire]

I think I have to kill my co-worker. He is apparently a comedian in his spare time. He is literally leaning over my cube right now, as I type this, telling me about his "bit". I feel bad for him and I think he would benifit from being dead.

[Fathom Zero]

To be fair, though, Danny WAS a super-pedo.

[Pub Lover]

An ancient italian child with extraordinary abilities? :eek

[wobzire]

In my opinion he was super AND pedo.

[Pub Lover]

McFly, That isn't a toy boat, Cthulhu is just that big.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG

THAT IS A MICRO MACHINE BOAT

CTHULU IS ONLY THE SIZE OF A GI JOE

[Pub Lover]

http://khushi.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/honey1.jpg

[Kitsa]

I forget what honey tastes like :(

[Pub Lover]

If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache . :x

[Fathom Zero]

My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

[Kitsa]

If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock :(

"It tastes like burning!"

[pac-man]

My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

You're about to have (or by now have had) a seizure and/or you're schizo.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684

[Kitsa]

I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7564/acopleofgaysaj9.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles. :(

I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties. :(

[MetalMilitia]

If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?

I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon.

[Pub Lover]

I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.

Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway.

[Pub Lover]

Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?

[Tadao]

I would only marry for love.

[Pub Lover]

I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property. :(

[MetalMilitia]

I would only marry for love.

The love of conservatory living? You could put a wicker sofa and a plant in there.

[WhiteRat]

I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/21/pandas5_2.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Dear god, they're like little bearfoxraccoons

[Pub Lover]

Red Pandas. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal :eek

[Tadao]

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

[Pub Lover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii! :eek

[pac-man]

They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.

[Sam]

I'm gettin some dome, ya'll.

[WhiteRat]

otherwise known as "brain".

[Jeanette X]

They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w153/Eve011_photos/BabySeaOtter.jpg

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE FUZZY-WUZZY CUTIE WOOTIE ANIMALS AROUND HERE, YOU FUCKERS! AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT! >:

[Sam]

Guys, I'm still gettin dat brain.

[Pub Lover]

Who is doing it? Comrade Rocket/Wooshi?

[Sam]

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, I asked.

[Sam]

YES YOU DID.

YOU DID INDEED.

[DevilWearsPrada]

:eekWhy are you continuing to post while getting your d-sucked

[Pub Lover]

Because his last gf posted here & she broke his heart and we hate her forever for it.

[DevilWearsPrada]

while sucking his d tho right

[Sam]

I'LL NEVER TELL ;)

EMPHATICALLY YES

[Tadao]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w153/Eve011_photos/BabySeaOtter.jpg

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE FUZZY-WUZZY CUTIE WOOTIE ANIMALS AROUND HERE, YOU FUCKERS! AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT! >:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/04/23/missvicky.jpg

YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BITCH! >:

[Sam]

Sea Otter looks like a retarded mistake compared to the cuteness that Tadao sometimes posts. :(

[MetalMilitia]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/21/128664903966653679.jpg

[Grislygus]

Stop posting from that horrible site


You soared so high and the sun melted your beautiful gossamer wings.

I will never forget you in my heart of hearts, as you were taken before your time. :tear

Screw off, my character got banned ten minutes after posted with him

[Tadao]

http://s2.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/icanhascheezburger/images/ichc-toolbar-500.jpg

[wobzire]

Is that real? That would be useful.

[Tadao]

Yes it is.

[wobzire]

That's awful.

[Tadao]

Stop posting from that horrible site

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-not-really-interested-in-what-you-are-saying.jpg

[wobzire]

HAHAHA LOOKIT ITS EYES!

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/catflex.jpg

[Dixie]

http://bikemag.com/news/massmedia/old-guy-cat-300.jpg
http://www.monpa.com/dwc/
Cat Dancing anyone?

[Tadao]

http://www.monpa.com/dwc/exhibition2/images/ralph.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.monpa.com/dwc/images/sabine.gifhttp://www.monpa.com/dwc/images/sabine.gif

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.monpa.com/dwc/images/jeanne.gifhttp://www.monpa.com/dwc/images/jeanne.gif

[Fathom Zero]

I should really stop masturbating in the morning. It makes me tired all day.

[Tadao]

What picture is going to go with that statement?

[wobzire]

Yeah, you have to at least wait untill your lunch break.

[Fathom Zero]

Who else besides Terra can remember what my fetish is?

[MetalMilitia]

My guess is publover.

[Fathom Zero]

That's what you'd call "a friend with benefits." ;)

[wobzire]

You have a Publover fetish?

[Tadao]

John McCain sure blinks a lot for a guy who tells the truth.

[MetalMilitia]

If the internet is to be believed, John McCain sure lies a lot for a guy that tells the truth.

[Tadao]

How dare you! He didn't have the luxury of going to clubs and doing drugs like you do, NO, he was staying in the Hanoi Hilton with his eyelids propped open by bamboo chutes in sleep deprivation. And now he has to blink every 1/2 second to keep his eyeballs moist. The man is a HERO!

[Tadao]

OMG DUDE! I HAVE BEEN FLEXED AT OVER THE INTERNET!

Fucking Canadians

Fuck you you mean, I'm Québéquois too, and you're fucking lucky to be behind your computer, cuz I'm sure that you'd never say "Fucking Canadian" in front of me.


SAVE ME!

[Fathom Zero]

hey boys looks like we've got ourselves a canadian

:willie

[Tadao]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808882/CGTitle3.jpg

[Tadao]

This guy is too easy.

[Tadao]

Someone make it stop!

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2880195860_8049b16da4.jpg

[Crash Dummie]

Why so ser...... ok, doesn't really apply there.

[wobzire]

I think its cool that there is a Canadian flag on the coin for the United States of Awesome.

[Crash Dummie]

My american cents must be outdated, they don't have this design on them. Where can I get some of these?

[Tadao]

Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I just now understand what you said. Lol, that was good.

[Tadao]

Kitty learning about sunlight. I guess this originated at SA.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/09/22/sun.jpg

[Jeanette X]

You better not say anything bad about my poor dead dog >:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/Asarelah/Wendogterday.jpg

[Tadao]

It's cute. Looks kinda blind though.

[Jeanette X]

It's cute. Looks kinda blind though.
His vision was fine, his eyes were just weirdly colored.

[MattJack]

I had a stomach virus for about 36 hours.

I lost 12lbs in that time :O

It must have been a super model virus!

hold yer applause

[wobzire]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

Lemmy is the coolest.

[Neen]

Koopaling?

[Dixie]

I cannot stop farting today.

[Zomboid]

I cannot stop puking out of my asshole. I have some reeeeeal bad shits :(

[Zomboid]

I am seriously sitting here in my foundations of composition class, listening to some really boring English shit, just imagining how bad it's gonna be when I get to a toilet and let it all go, but at the same time looking forward to it because it seems really urgent. My stomach keeps making noises and I feel my turds being vaporized :x

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/23/puppylicious.jpg

[Grislygus]

Tadao, where the hell did "Doomed Knight" Canadianboy talk shit, the search engine on here sucks.

[Grislygus]

And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313&page=126

[Tadao]

And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Haha, yeah, movement would be horrible.

[Grislygus]

Managing to NOT shit your speedo in front of over a hundred people while doing the fucking Butterfly stroke gives you unyielding faith in the God Almighty

[Grislygus]

Doomed Knight
Forum Virgin


More like Doomed Virgin ha did you see that wordplay

[Tadao]

Leaving a little brown trail behind you in your swim lane. :lol

[Schimid]

According to a reputable and completely unfalsified ad on this website, Paris Hilton's IQ is 120. Mine is 125.

What the hell, man.

[Tadao]

Are you smarter than a total whore?

[Grislygus]

TAKE THE TEST AND FIND OUT

[Tadao]

What I find truly truly hilarious is that I will likely wind up living in Canada after my parents die.

[Crash Dummie]

Take some precautions, they say you're head might turn square and you could start saying "eh" uncontrollably.

[Tadao]

Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

[Tadao]

Oh man. JOAT is gonna be sooooo pissed.

[Babs]

damn I bet everyone missed me

[Fathom Zero]

Fucking boxheads. Germans and Canadians.

[Crash Dummie]

Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?Square heads is a nickname for english speaking Canadians... Go figure, I have no idea where it comes from.

[Tadao]

Fucking Canadians

[Kitsa]

:pagebrakWeird, I've never heard that.

Agh shit shit page brak uh

[Crash Dummie]

Canadians are the squareheads, and French Canadians the frogs. I think it's because the english saw the french eating frog legs.

[Tadao]

Testing new signature

[Zomboid]

Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.

[Guitar Woman]

Cats eat some weird shit, yeah.

My cat refused to eat any kibble for like a week after I got her; I finally was able to feed her some pasta and potato chips.

[Tadao]

I still want an update on fattycatty :(

[Dixie]

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT!
MAURY DOESN'T START TIL 11!

[ElPila666]

I'm waking up and baking :x

[ElPila666]

I can't believe that i sleep so many hours, i usually only sleep 4 hours like my hero Tom Cruise.

[Dixie]

Yay!!
How long did you sleep?

[ElPila666]

like 8 hours or so, Tom Cruise is not really my hero :\ i only read in an interview that he only sleep 4 hours back in The Last Samurai (best movie evar) days.

[ElPila666]

sometimes i take a nap from 2 pm to 5 pm :wank

:x

[Dixie]

8 hours sounds nice.
Tom Cruise sleeps 4 hours a day because he's afraid of Xenu!

[wobzire]

I was sick yesterday and I slept the whole day. It was so goddamn awesome.

[Dixie]

I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

[wobzire]

You shouldn't judge! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!!

[Dixie]

God, I love Maury.
Paternity tests and out of control underage whores.
Surpasses Springer in the simplest ways.

[RaNkeri]

I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

WHA' EVA! WHA' EVA! I DON' CARE!!

Agreed, maury kicks ass

[RaNkeri]

I also love it when some women take Maury's paternity test like 19 times

[Dixie]

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

[Kitsa]

I've been called a frog more than once, I've just never heard of a squarehead.

[MetalMilitia]

Has anyone ever called you a "cheese eating surrender monkey" or accused you of "chomping on onions"?

[Crash Dummie]

Those ones are for the actual French from France XD. For me, frog or poodle will do nicely.

[wobzire]

I think you guys have to work harder getting Squarehead to catch on. I have honestly never heard that. It's nice to finally have a slur of my own I have to admit.

[RaNkeri]

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.

Serious win :lol

[RaNkeri]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

I'm not French-Canadian(en)(enne) but I don't have a problem with them. My affinity for Pascal Leclaire borders on hero worship, and he's from Repentigny.

[Chojin]

http://imockery.yuku.com/topic/7300

I've changed tadao's join date.

[Kitsa]

Wow, it's weird seeing a monologue out of Tadao. He must be getting lazier.

[Tadao]

Oh shit. I told you I was here a long time ago

[Dixie]

Damn that was a long time ago!

[wobzire]

Woah Tadao is a Vet now!

[Tadao]

No, Vets must be vetted.

[wobzire]

:partyCONGRADULATIONS TADAO!

[Grislygus]

Next you'll vet Pednaud and I WILL BE ALONE

[Grislygus]

WITH THAT GUY

[Tadao]

You poor Ancient Mariner :tear

[Grislygus]

I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy

[wobzire]

WITH THAT GUY
Am I that guy? That is brutal for you if so.

[Grislygus]

"That guy" can mean any number of people, but the original "that guy" of your soulless jewborg retarded hive mind was ZBF

[wobzire]

Noted.

[Grislygus]

I'd tell you to look up Zeldasbiggestfan and Juttin so you could really take notes, but the search engine sucks now and you'd only get a brief and ineffective taste of what you can easily become

[Tadao]

You could read the archives though.

[Grislygus]

Which brings us to our next subject: Social Deliquency and the Inability to Learn

[RaNkeri]

What happened to ZBF? Was he finally banned?

[wobzire]

Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

I feel like my eyes are open for the first time ever.

[RaNkeri]

The classiest ZBF moment was definitely the time when he got shot in the eye by a bb gun and posted a thread asking whether he should go to doctor or not

[Grislygus]

No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

[MetalMilitia]

ArrowX was surely the original ZBF. Though SPORTS was probably the original ArrowX and so on.

[Grislygus]

Is Little Johnny Stupid?
A Guide For Idiot Parents

-Does Little Johnny have difficulty taking hints?
-Is Little Johnny shunned and ridiculed by his peers?
-Is Little Johnny not afflicted by any easily identifiable mental disorders, but partially fits the bill where nebulous and vague "social disorders" are concerned?
-Does Little Johnny test fully sane, yet repeatedly repeats the same stupid ass, self destructive behaviors regardless of the outcome?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly resilient?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly positive?
-Is Little Johnny what you would call "not exactly the sharpest tool in the shack"?
-If so, do you think it's "just a stage"?
-Has Little Johnny's life been somewhat similar to the cliche'd plot of every stupid loser comedy ever made, without the humor, miraculous saves, or happy endings?
-Does Little Johnny have a job?
-Is Little Johnny "looking for a job"?
-If so, has he been "looking for a job" for more than four months?
-If so, is he old enough to drive a car?
-If so, does he have his driver's license?
-If not, is he "going to get one soon"?
-If so, does he have marked difficulty learning how to drive?
-If so, does he cry when he fails?
-Ha ha ha, that's weak.