I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[WhiteRat]

FreekALeak, happy birthday! Keep on rocking that vagina!

[Sam]

PARTYPARTYPARTY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

10K, that baby isn't from DML is it?

God like you need that

:( afraid so :(

What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong. :\



Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood. :lol

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things." ;)

Thank you for the encouragement dim. Those are the things I am looking forward to doing. She wants to put it up for adoption though.

Drink one for me buddy.

Thanks. I had a drink for a bunch of people last night but yours was the first.

[Sam]

Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.

[executioneer]

so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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OK THEY GOT AHOLD OF ME AND THINGS ARE O-KAY

[Shrubfest]

Yay for willie employment!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.

OK THEY GOT AHOLD OF ME AND THINGS ARE O-KAY

:DOUBLEHIGHFIVE

[Babs]

What's everyone doing for New Year's Eve?

[Kitsa]

1) Happy Birthday to Willie and Shrub, and congrats on continued employment

2) 10,000V- how could you verify this? Sometimes women throw that out there and the veracity is a little questionable.

3) Babs- dunno, not in labor I hope

[Sam]

DRUGS

[bigtimecow]

NEW YEARS = AMSTEL LIGHT AND DRUNK TEXTS TO PRETTY GIRLS

[Sam]

I WILL TEXT BIGTIMECOW WHEN I AM ON DRUGS

[elx]

you should make sure it's aborted if it's still early :(
whats her face should not be a mother, that's not fair to your possible future child, or any possible future children.

[Sam]

He can't make her get an abortion there are laws and all kinds of stupid shit to stop the terrible nightmare from happening, WAY TO GO WOMEN. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:LOWFIVE :(

[Sam]

Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.

[bigtimecow]

I WILL TEXT BIGTIMECOW WHEN I AM ON DRUGS

DUDE DO IT 978 855 8157

OMG I JUST GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO THE INTERNET AHHH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.

I just need a poker visor. I need you to get all Chicano on me. I'll get the car
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0378.jpg

[Babs]

GOD DAMNIT BILL, EVER HEARD OF SARAN WRAPING YOUR DICK HEAD?

[Pentegarn]

10k, it may not even be yours, you should totally Maury Povich her ass

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[bigtimecow]

that video will forever crack me up

[Colonel Flagg]

What has been said is what I say too. DNA your troubles away. I think they even sell kits in Walgreens now.

Also, Happy Birthday, Shrub. :) And Pub. :)

[Pentegarn]

Also, I wouldn't put it past her crazy ass to say she is pregnant when in fact she is not. Possible reasons she would do this include (but are not limited to)

1) She is trying to trap you into taking her back
2) Bargaining chip, you have her over the proverbial barrel legally and she is desperately grasping at straws
3) Yet another way to fuck with you

So believe nothing till you see ultrasound pics, then Maury Povich her ass

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By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GOD DAMNIT BILL, EVER HEARD OF SARAN WRAPING YOUR DICK HEAD?

DA PILL

10k, it may not even be yours, you should totally Maury Povich her ass

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:lol Oh shit, why have I never seen that before. I totally have my sweet ass dance moves lined up just in case but its doubtful I will need them.

[Colonel Flagg]

By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb :lol

Maury is so awesome, he's a noun, a verb and an adjective (as in "a Maury Povich exposé"). Connie should be very proud. :)

[elx]

happy new years eve :D

[Chojin]

man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit

[MLE]

They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.

[Pentegarn]

Ah see? You found it without my help :P

[MLE]

I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

[Pentegarn]

I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway

[MLE]

Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

[Pentegarn]

Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

Totally :lol

[Tadao]

Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF

[Pentegarn]

I have never seen one myself (never had cause to look for one either thankfully)

[Tadao]

They were next to my anal lube

[Kitsa]

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

[Tadao]

I think it's a fairly new product.

[Pentegarn]

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.

[Guitar Woman]

lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused :(

I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?

[Colonel Flagg]

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.

[Kitsa]

Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.

[Immortal Goat]

It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.

[Tadao]

IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.

[MarioRPG]

IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY

Maury is great.

e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps

[Tadao]

yep, next one will be in 028

[bigtimecow]

oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money

maybe i'll get some then

[Sam]

THE FUCKING MOOOON

[Tadao]

dude

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[Sam]

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY SHE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/wantyourcake.jpg

[Sam]

I'LL PUT MY COCK IN HER CAKE

[captain516]

Special cream filling, eh sam? ;):

[Sam]

NO, JUST JIZZ

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks, Tad. :love

[stevetothepast]

Happy new years ladies and fellas :squigly

[Fathom Zero]

King Kong walla walla bing bong

[elx]

did everyone else enjoy their sparkling grape juice

[MattJack]

helluva night to have bronchitis

[LordSappington]

I just got the easiest fucking anniversary date to remember EVER. Happy New Year's, guys; best one for me ever. :rock

[HickMan]

hapy new years guys hope you all have a good oes or good one <3

[Colonel Flagg]

I just got the easiest fucking anniversary date to remember EVER. Happy New Year's, guys; best one for me ever. :rock

Good Luck witrh that, Sapster. The i-mock track record hasn't been great of late. HNY and all that.

And, elx, I enjoyed my glass of Talisker immensely. Thank you for asking. :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Best new year of the decade!!
I put on LZBnylvJnFQ

the jukebox and the DROP IT happened to play right during the ball drop at the right time.

:rock:rock

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-ijODN86I&fmt=22

i play videogames

[LordSappington]

Good Luck witrh that, Sapster. The i-mock track record hasn't been great of late. HNY and all that.

Ahaha, thanks, Flagg. I know I'm sure as hell not going anywhere; it's not every day you hook up with a girl who not only understands the importance of zombie preparedness, but also has BLUE FUCKING HAIR. :love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:HIGHFIVE

[LordSappington]

:FIVE'D

[Tadao]

Hahaha last night I told my GF where to meet back up if we get separated during an apocalypse.

[bigtimecow]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Sam]

BIGTIMECOW HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SO I'M ASSUMING HE DIDN'T GET MY TEXT MESSAGES SINCE I CHECKED THE NUMBER I HAD AND IT WAS WRONG :(

[Sam]

I'M SORRY TO WHOEVER RECEIVED ALL THE MESSAGES I SENT :(

[bigtimecow]

what did you try sending to me sam?!

[Sam]

all kinds of shit man :(

[bigtimecow]

you were sending me texts just fine the other day though :(

[bigtimecow]

oh yeah i had a dream the other night that there was an east coast imock meet up but anyone who was there who i haven't seen a picture of was just in like human form of their avatars

sam was creeeeeeeepy

[bigtimecow]

sam am i texting you right now

edit: NOPE WAS WILLIE

[MLE]

BTC, are you east coast?

[bigtimecow]

yes ma'am. massachusetts

[LordSappington]

Hahaha last night I told my GF where to meet back up if we get separated during an apocalypse.
Our meet-up place is a toy store. :rock

[MLE]

Visit MD, dude.

[bigtimecow]

i was there for a little bit on my way to georgia last summer. i think i ate at a diner there; it was good french toast :D

you gonna give me a place to stay?

[MLE]

I live with my 'rents at the moment, paying off debt ;< Otherwise sure, you could crash here for a bit :> I'll probably mention the whole "HEY I'M MOVING" thing when it happens. Probably after this year.

[bigtimecow]

haha ballin

in reality though i'm staying in massachusetts for the next couple years. supposed to get a place this summer and hopefully land some teaching-esque position(s) here after i graduate

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

oh yeah i had a dream the other night that there was an east coast imock meet up but anyone who was there who i haven't seen a picture of was just in like human form of their avatars

sam was creeeeeeeepy


That happened to me a while ago when everyone had the emoticon avatars. Willie drove by me in a black car with a regular body. His head was the :explodethough which was a bit unnerving.

[Kitsa]

So my printer was fucked this morning and my sig other was getting more and more impatient trying to get it fixed, something was fucked up with a roller or something.

So after 2 attempts, he threw the printer across the room and it exploded into many pieces. It was fairly hardcore, although I was pissed and made him buy me a new one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahaha, men are awesome.

[Sam]

NEXT TIME IT WILL BE YOUR BABY

[Kitsa]

That was a concern.

[Sam]

YOUR BABY BETTER NOT GET IT'S ROLLERS FUCKED UP

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ROLLERS WITH THE HOMIES

:BRITTANYMURPHY

[Sam]

TOO SOON, MAN

[Sam]

SPEAKING OF ROLLER BABIES, I JUST SAW THIS TERRIBLE MONSTROSITY

FLiqJT2icBg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish I could see it.

:workblockingyoutube

[Kitsa]

actually, I shouldn't say that...it was more of a grandiose, one-time display of total immaturity. I don't really believe the baby to be in danger. If I did, he'd have gotten the so-long-and-fuck-you long ago.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm completely calm and level headed but many a time have I wanted to explode a printer for not working. We have 4-5 that don't work at my apartment in good visual condition.

[Kitsa]

There are two main problems with my printer (well, before its demise)...the HP software and the cats. I don't want to get into the complexities regarding windows upgrades and software updates and all that, but the fuckups were frequent and numerous. I've gone through stretches where I reinstalled drivers twice in one day. The damn thing would randomly drop one function...like the twain business with the scanner.

The second problem was the cats. I don't know what it is about the startup whirr of a print job that brings a cat running, but that's what happens. They would want to sit on the lid of the flatbed scanner and poke at the emerging paper, or stand in front of the tray and try to jam the paper back in where it came from. Naturally, that caused problems.

I still believe that with a little patience, the printer could have been limped through a little longer. I was angry about the sudden expense of a new printer, especially with a baby on the way any day now and all the stuff that has to be bought for her.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cats need jobs. Do you have a due date Kitsa?

[Kitsa]

If I can make it to the 12th, I get to have a scheduled C-section.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you pick out a name or just going to wing it?

[Kitsa]

Gabby, but not after Gabby Gaga or whatever her name was.

[Colonel Flagg]

actually, I shouldn't say that...it was more of a grandiose, one-time display of total immaturity. I don't really believe the baby to be in danger. If I did, he'd have gotten the so-long-and-fuck-you long ago.

Men are real good at that, though. Mostly with inanimate objects. reference the FAX machine scene from "Office Space". I defy any real man to state they do not identify with Michael in that scene.

Gabby, but not after Gabby Gaga or whatever her name was.

Yes, that was her name. :\ Short for Gabrielle, or will that be the "long version"?

[Pentegarn]

You should name your kid Nikkinikkitembonosorembooomamoochigammagammagoochi

[Kitsa]

...naaaah.

Yes, it'll be short for Gabrielle. We's French round these-here parts.

[Colonel Flagg]

You ferm MAR-SALES?

[Chojin]

I still believe that with a little patience, the printer could have been limped through a little longer. I was angry about the sudden expense of a new printer, especially with a baby on the way any day now and all the stuff that has to be bought for her.

Dude, they give you printers free with everything these days. I'm pretty sure I got a printer last time I ordered a double quarter pounder meal.

[Kitsa]

There is a town here in Ohio, Versailles, that they pronounce VUHRR-SAYUHLLES. That drives me fucking insane. There's also a town called Russia that is pronounced "Rooshie".

On the tour of the Campus Martius museum in Marietta, they always tell you the city is named for Marie Antioinette, because apparently Ohio volunteered to take her to keep her from being guillotined or something but the revolutionary government wouldn't turn her over. She sent them a bell as a thank you but got guillotined anyway. At least, that's the story they tell.

[Pentegarn]

They also pronounce Bellefontaine as Bell-fountain, maybe they took Marie Antioinette's bell and made a fountain out of it?

[Kitsa]

Around here it sounds more like BAY-uwww-FAWWWN-tunnn.

In other news, I was just reading this on a pregnancy board and this should win some sort of award for ad juxtaposition:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/adposition.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Around here it sounds more like BAY-uwww-FAWWWN-tunnn.

In other news, I was just reading this on a pregnancy board and this should win some sort of award for ad juxtaposition:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/adposition.jpg

:lol

[RaNkeri]

fabulous

[MarioRPG]

That's beyond creepy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MAN PHYSICS

[Colonel Flagg]

Sounds to me that the OB was a guy, and was looking for some action. ;)

[Sam]

:lol that's so bullshit when girls go "oh swallow some jizz ew gross I would never do that how yucky" because THEY ALL DO IT >:

[Sam]

QUIT LYING TO YOURSELVES WOMEN, WE ALL KNOW YOU ENJOY THE JIZZ

[Sam]

T--N4j74-WY

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Birthday Eric.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:HIGHFIVE

I'm not up on the loop for current dance crazes but I guess there is a CRACK DAT SPONGEBOB. Which is just a basic dance step repeated. While standing on your right leg put your leg leg behind it in the air. Repeat with your other leg. Then repeat with the right. Nothing original.

People need to start being original but until then I've made up a new dance called the CHARLES BARKLEY. Where you do the Charleston and then dunk a basketball. Or the RAY CHARLESTON which is the Charleston with your eyes closed and you hit piano keys while crossing over your legs.

In conclusion...people are stupid.

[Sam]

THE RAY CHARLES BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM

[bigtimecow]

apsidha98sda8shda

so i'm sorta back in the friend zone i guess? which i don't think i ever left... it's weird. regardless we're really good friends and maybe sometime in the future we can get down

not the "what if" girl, but the... "the" girl i suppose? like i can meet some bitches here and there but this girl will take the cake ten-fold

i'm at work but i'll be back here later to whine more

[Sam]

JUST JIZZ ON HER, IT'S COOL

[Sam]

AND THEN SHUT UP

AND JAM

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SHUT UP AND JAM: GAIDEN

[RaNkeri]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How's the doctoring going Rankeri?

[RaNkeri]

AOK, brah

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Word

[Dimnos]

Got to open anyone up yet?

[RaNkeri]

not yet but soon


soon

[RaNkeri]

Also, we are going to have a training session with nursing students

[Tadao]

I heard Benny Hill music when I read that.

[Dimnos]

Also, we are going to have a training session with nursing students

Is it training for you to boss them around? Make them do the dirty work kind of deal?

[Dr. Boogie]

The "welcome our newest member" feature on these boards has become my number 1 way to track down spammers. Welcome indeed, "essaywriter101".

Also, I usually just delete spam threads if there aren't that many posts in them, so if you're wondering where one went, it gone.

[RaNkeri]

Is it training for you to boss them around? Make them do the dirty work kind of deal?

I think it's aiming for co-operation, but I'll let you know when I've experienced it.

[MarioRPG]

Hey us nurses aren't just there to be yelled and harassed. ;) Enough of that from patients.

[dextire]

The "welcome our newest member" feature on these boards has become my number 1 way to track down spammers. Welcome indeed, "essaywriter101".

Also, I usually just delete spam threads if there aren't that many posts in them, so if you're wondering where one went, it gone.
Do you guys get a lot of spammers on here? I haven't really noticed any myself.
Although, I just realized today that you guys made me a happy birthday thread a month ago (thank you!), so I guess I don't bounce around the threads much. :)

[Pentegarn]

Do you guys get a lot of spammers on here? I haven't really noticed any myself.
Although, I just realized today that you guys made me a happy birthday thread a month ago (thank you!), so I guess I don't bounce around the threads much. :)

A) Yes, spammers are all over the place sadly (my beloved sports forum is a favorite destination spot for them :( )

B) You should bounce around the threads more

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've even had personalized spam. One spambot made a link to GRIZZLE DAZZLE which was some decorative spam. Unless it was modded into that....I hope it wasn't :(

[Tadao]

I AGREE!




tadaoproducts.net

[Sam]

I got one and it said "FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT ALL THESE BRASS FITTINGS, YOU IGNORANT FUCKS"

That's pretty personalized. :picklehat

[Colonel Flagg]

I just got a computer virus warning complete with security messages and Windows Logos (official looking shit) that exhorted me to REMOVE THESE THREATS. NOW. Then my Norton software gave me a little popup telling me that an attempt to attack my computer was blocked.

HA HA MOFO'S! U LOOSE! :lol2

[Pentegarn]

I've even had personalized spam. One spambot made a link to GRIZZLE DAZZLE which was some decorative spam. Unless it was modded into that....I hope it wasn't :(

I always forward the personal inbox spam to -RoG-. Let him handle it :lol

[Pentegarn]

I just got a computer virus warning complete with security messages and Windows Logos (official looking shit) that exhorted me to REMOVE THESE THREATS. NOW. Then my Norton software gave me a little popup telling me that an attempt to attack my computer was blocked.

HA HA MOFO'S! U LOOSE! :lol2

As soon as I see that I close that box and run spybot, adaware, and norton.

Shove that up your pipe virus bitches!:loo

[Colonel Flagg]

As soon as I see that I close that box and run spybot, adaware, and norton.

Shove that up your pipe virus bitches!:loo
:aok

[Kitsa]

Oh, that reminds me.

Saw this on the porch of a nearby house...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/girl.jpg

...still trying to figure out what the hell it's all about.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Haha, awesome

[Pentegarn]

Oh, that reminds me.

Saw this on the porch of a nearby house...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/girl.jpg

...still trying to figure out what the hell it's all about.

I would think it was crystal clear. They are trying to tell you that pink toilet is female (though the fact that it is pink should have clued us in)

[Kitsa]

mm-hmm, mm-hmm....and the Christmas tree?

[dextire]

mm-hmm, mm-hmm....and the Christmas tree?
It's pink as well.

[RaNkeri]

They have a baby girl?

[Tadao]

mm-hmm, mm-hmm....and the Christmas tree?

They were just trying to spruce it up a bit.

[Pentegarn]

mm-hmm, mm-hmm....and the Christmas tree?

I would call something that small (despite it's pronounced tree shape) a bush, which as we all know a female toilet would have

[MarioRPG]

Why are there so many spammers all of a sudden?

[Colonel Flagg]

Wow. That's some value! 11 times!

[Dr. Boogie]

We've finally reached the event horizon where spambots can counter any "prove you're human" test we give them. Artificial intelligence is a reality.

[Otto]

Spambot is aware.

[Dr. Boogie]

Interesting side note: Publover started off as a spambot for publovers.com, but eventually transformed into a fully-functioning human-like program.

[Tadao]

I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT AT ALL

[The Leader]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/mission13-1.jpg

[Chojin]

We've finally reached the event horizon where spambots can counter any "prove you're human" test we give them. Artificial intelligence is a reality.

Only we don't even have a simple CAPCHA test to register an account ;<

[dextire]

I've been told that most CAPCHA tests are so easy for spambots to crack these days, that they aren't worth using anymore.
Of course, I was told that by lazy IT guys, so you might want to take that into consideration. :)

[Tadao]

Only we don't even have a simple CAPCHA test to register an account ;<

there seems to be one implemented

[Chojin]

o, there didn't used to be

[Tadao]

Boogie said it's been there for a while now. I think he added it today. :/

[Otto]

CHEAP VIAGRA DESIGNER SNEAKERS ABORTION PILLS

[Dr. Boogie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/scramble.jpg

I asked Rog about a month ago about putting one in, on account of there being so many spambots showing up, but he assured me that what you see there has been in place for a while. But what is time to a man like Rog?

[Tadao]

Dead Milkmen fixed it with an auth code.

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/dmffa/profile.php?mode=register&agreed=true

you have to click on the link to get taken to a page that tells you what the code is. They used to get spam every hour, but now they get none. Like none ever.

[Colonel Flagg]

Interesting side note: Publover started off as a spambot for publovers.com, but eventually transformed into a fully-functioning human-like program.

Actually, that makes a lot of sense to me.

[Pentegarn]

It does if you see how Pub picks in March Madness :P

PS: Pub, make sure you enter this years March Madness

[Tadao]

I found this funny.

spoiler due to size

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/962150/CSI2.jpg

[elx]

aha, white house is bumping the lost finale :)

[Zhukov]

A mind is simply a collection of matter. Whether it is made from organic or "artificial" matter shouldn't be of any difference to how we treat or accept that mind. Life is an amazing thing.

[Chojin]

A mind is simply a collection of matter. Whether it is made from organic or "artificial" matter shouldn't be of any difference to how we treat or accept that mind. Life is an amazing thing.

i don't think we'd have any issue if someone made a robot that would just talk to us and not try to sell us things

[Guitar Woman]

http://disc.420chan.org/nj/

[executioneer]

it's like ELIZA learned how to post on a internet forum

[Zhukov]

Ok. That is a fair argument.

[bigtimecow]

sup niggas. i'm eating leftover fried rice, watching home movies, playing with k'nex :)

[elx]

hey sherlock homo


jerk >:

[Kitsa]

"Stay safe out there, don't fuck any of those sluts."

iMucmRlPZK0

[Chojin]

so that's how miss lizzy escaped and could find these forums :O

[The Leader]

sup niggas. i'm eating leftover fried rice, watching home movies, playing with k'nex :)
We are the same.

[Tadao]

Chat has had the same title for a year. INSANE

[Shrubfest]

Really? This needs fixing.

[RaNkeri]

VIVA!
BRAVO, BRAVO!
FEUER!!!!

[RaNkeri]

NEIN!!
MEIN PANZERWAGENN!
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE!!!

[Kitsa]

Putting a bunch of red-hots in some hot tea is a good thing.

Forgetting you did it, then slugging down the last inch of tea which has basically become concentrated cinnamon lava, is not as good a thing.

[Colonel Flagg]

It's like you're having a party going on in your mouth ... with fireworks.

[Kitsa]

It's more like drinking a melted cinnamon-scented candle.

[executioneer]

while it's lit!

[Zhukov]

When you apply for a job via email, and you send your CV as an attachment, should you also send your cover letter as an attachment, or just type it in the email?

If you attach it, what should you put in the email? "Hey there, here's my resume:" ???

I haven't applied for a job since the invention of email.

[Kitsa]

I'd do both. Just to be safe.

Usually what I saw with incoming resumes was something along the line of "Please find attached my CV and cover letter", blahblah. Please feel free to contact if any questions, blahblah, looking forward to hearing from you blahblah.

[Zhukov]

Fair enough, I'll attach it. Ta.

Oh, while you are here; how does one address a female manager? Mr. Blah is easy enough, but Mrs. Blah might be an assumption, and Madame seems even worse.

I'm not going to get this job.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ms. Maybe?

[Kitsa]

yes, Ms. or Ms (depending on where you are) is appropriate.

Sorry was late on the reply.

[Pentegarn]

I usually send it like this:

Hey bitch,

Here's my resume, give me a job

[Kitsa]

In my capacity as personal flunky to the director of a big ER, I saw all sorts of elaborate ass-kissery, and some of it was pretty funny.

The resumes pretty much disappeared into his office. I don't know if he kept them or shredded them or what.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lol, that'll get you fired on the interview. Totally worth it.

[Darryl]

When you apply for a job via email, and you send your CV as an attachment, should you also send your cover letter as an attachment, or just type it in the email?

If you attach it, what should you put in the email? "Hey there, here's my resume:" ???

I haven't applied for a job since the invention of email.

I was taught that you put everything in the body of the email so the company doesn't have to worry about viruses in your attachments.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/jumprage.jpg

[Dixie]

so i picked a new year's resolution, and i think everyone here will be proud of me if i can stick to it.
:)

[MLE]

To post your boobs on the internet?

[Dixie]

you musta missed all that.
no, this year i will NOT sleep with anyone's boyfriend or husband.
exes are still borderline though.

[Shrubfest]

Danm, I was about to say that!

Less than five men at once, and only single ones.

[Dixie]

sex shouldn't be so complicated.

[Shrubfest]

Sex isn't. People make sex complex.

[Dixie]

shrub, we need to write a book about sex etiquette for today's slut.

[Dixie]

we'll be millionaires just because it has the word "slut" in the title.

[Shrubfest]

1. Never give them your real name.

[Fathom Zero]

I missed you guys a lot.

[Shrubfest]

Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?

[Dixie]

2. Give them your homocidal ex boyfriend's number if they are persistent and you have no interest.

[Dixie]

seriously though, always carry wetnaps, you never know when they can come in handy.

[Fathom Zero]

Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?

I've broken relationships and lost the majority of my friends once because of it.

I think the criteria has been filled.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Sam]

I love all the sluts on this page. :(

[Shrubfest]

And we love you, Sam.

[RaNkeri]

:love

[Fathom Zero]

The sexuality is palpable.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sweet, I made it in time for the sluts page.

[kahljorn]

me too
;)

[LordSappington]

My day consisted of walking three miles through woods to get to a bus stop, ride buses for an hour and a half, walk another two miles to my girlfriend's house, and spend most of the rest of the day watching Teen Titans with her. I have definitely found a keeper.

[Chojin]

Side effect of losing 35 pounds and shaving your head: BEING FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME

[Esuohlim]

I'm a skinny little shit and I don't even own anything with long sleeves. Be a man.

[Zhukov]

I live next to Antarctica and weigh less than a medium sized dog. GROW SOME.


Went with Miss by the way Kitsa :( figured the old hag would take it as a compliment.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I haven't posted in over 2 1/2 months :(

[MarioRPG]

So what's your excuse :(

[Grislygus]

I DONT UNDERSTAND CELL PHONE INTERNET DISLPAY LAYOUT

SIGNATURES ARE A WORK OF SATAN

[RaNkeri]

Well fuck me sideways

[Grislygus]

i appreciate the offer but im afraid my rubharb isnt bittered that way

if that even is rankeri im talking to, i cant interpret all of this information jammed into my cellphone screen

[Pub Lover]

Jesus Christ! It is Grislygus! :eek

[Grislygus]

i have a PHONE now






it does the internet

[Grislygus]

and i have officiially escaped Oreegonia, and am now enjoying a relaxing, murderous job search in gluuurious souf caleefurnia, mit der guvernator

[elx]

speaking of california, did you get smushed by a tsunami or something last night tadao?

[Tadao]

Nope but my ex wife did. I just found out about it today. I gave her the house in Eureka, I wonder if it's a pile of wood now.

[elx]

tell her to quack quack like a beaver duck with grey tape

[Tadao]

I totally don't get that. :( Is that a new dance you kids do at the discotech?

[Pentegarn]

I thought a 'beaver duck with grey tape' was a sexual position

[elx]

it's o k you'll understand when you're older

edit: and no, unless you're having sex with a platypus :(

[Pentegarn]

That's considered a friday night at the club in New Zealand :P

[Grislygus]

who in the god damn hell is elx?

just kidding you, I dont care, I'm just going to call you Venison

[The Leader]

Grislygus, I would like nothing better than for you to do a sketch of elx's avatar. :)

[Grislygus]

no scanners any more. too poor. Also, PHONE

[Chojin]

can't your phone take pics

[Grislygus]

low resolution pics of my glorious masterpieces?




GOOD DAY SIR

[Grislygus]

i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries

[Tadao]

she's supposedly a 13 yo girl :/

[elx]

no gummygrump my dick sucking list is private business

also seventeen as of like a week ago, tyty

[Sam]

GREASYGUS, SUP MAN?