I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[HickMan]

Hey guys what's up

[MLE]

not much

[Pub Lover]

It is good to see you still living it up with the rest of us, Clay. :) No rapture for you either, eh? :eek

[HickMan]

No not much...I just got back from a quaint little place here in beautiful Afghanistan. I got to meet some of the locals, enjoy some of their food, drink chai tea, and shit in a hole for a couple days. Good times.

[Shyandquietguy]

The rapture hasn't started yet. It's only noon here. >:(

[Tadao]

Not in Art Shit. Take it to GB.

Ok, sorry. I wouldn't be bent if you deleted it. I can repost it in his GB thread. You could also just leave it there as an example of what you don't want done. ;)

Wow! It's pretty easy to just accept the ruling of a mod and not whine and complain about it. I don't understand why some people are so faggy.

[Pub Lover]

The rapture hasn't started yet. It's only noon here. >:(

Shut up.

[Pub Lover]

Wow! It's pretty easy to just accept the ruling of a mod and not whine and complain about it. I don't understand why some people are so faggy.
Some people get off on being butthurt. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Good to see you're still with us, Pub.

Has Zhukov ascended to the heavens then? :holierthanme

In other news, this Rapture sucks ass. >:

[HickMan]

Total disappointment

[Zhukov]

Wow! It's pretty easy to just accept the ruling of a mod and not whine and complain about it. I don't understand why some people are so faggy.

You had your mod powers taken off of you because you sucked so much :lol

[Tadao]

Yeah. Again you have all your information correct. :lol

[Grislygus]

Okay, at first I didn't give a shit, but now I'm cuious. what exactly spawned this tadao-vs-zhukov thing

[Tadao]

I'm sorry MLE, I did it all wrong. I guess I'm supposed to complain about my internet rights and about how you only abuse me because you are sad that no one laughs at your jokes.

I hope that clears things up.

[Grislygus]

Once I know what internet rights you needed to complain about, I guess

[Tadao]

Okay, at first I didn't give a shit, but now I'm cuious. what exactly spawned this tadao-vs-zhukov thing

I got tired of his point by point arguments that never go anywhere. Pretty soon threads turned into the Zhukov vs Everyone and I started locking threads so that people can move on, just like Coolinator. The similarities are amazing. He didn't like those being locked either. Who knows, maybe he is Coolie. Then I started editing the parts were he complains about me to lure me into an argument leaving his political views in tact and he complains some more trying to get me to argue with him, which is stupid because his point by point arguing is the gayest thing ever. So I turned myself into Chojin and he ended it.

Nut in his mind he thinks I'm upset at him because he said I was unfunny or something like that. And that is so true because that is my one weakness.

[kahljorn]

Nut in his mind.
Nut in his mind.
Nut in his mind.
Nut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mindNut in his mind

[Tadao]

I'm sorry Zhukov, I need you to like me. Please take this mark of unfunnyness from me. I can't go on posting here until you do. :(

[MLE]

YOU CAN'T TRY TO BE FUNNY YOU JUST ARE OR YOU AREN'T JEEZ HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED

[Zhukov]

Okay, at first I didn't give a shit, but now I'm cuious. what exactly spawned this tadao-vs-zhukov thing

I can take being the butt of a joke, I can take being given an infraction for using the metric system, but it's not really that amazing to lock threads just in spite of me and start new ones with the sole aim of calling me a fag and editing my posts. That's really 'moving on'.

Nice try at imitating Chojin. It looks like you don't have mod powers there anymore, so I guess I can ignore you easier.

[Tadao]

PLEASE LOVE ME, I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOUR ACCEPTANCE!

[Zhukov]

I actually knew you were going to say that as I clicked this thread. :lol

I don't like you and your mod powers are gone, so yay me.


Time to move on I think Tadao. This endless crap is getting tedious, right?

[Tadao]

NO! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS MY WORLD! YOU CAN'T JUST DEEM ME TO BE UNFUNNY AND LEAVE ME TO DIE OUT HERE! I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT YOUR WORD GUIDES THE INTERNET AND THEREFORE CONTROLS MY DESTINY! PLEASE, I WILL DO ANYTHING!

[MLE]

Zuk, maybe you should ask him to publicly apologize on youtube

[Zhukov]

Like I said, tedious.

[Grislygus]

I can take being given an infraction for using the metric system


Oh man that seriously made me :lol

[Tadao]

OH I GET IT NOW! HE IS TRAINING ME TO ARGUE PROPERLY! LET ME GIVE IT A TRY!

[Tadao]

Like I said, tedious.

I find it amusing that you have run out of steam. Maybe try shutting the fuck up and staying out of the General Blabber forum. You are tedious but maybe I will make a point by point case and ignore every fact that you brought to the table. My imaginary utopia that I created while not talking to girls on the bus is superior to reality.

[Zhukov]

Oh man that seriously made me :lol

I pissed myself laughing when I got it, too :lol

[Tadao]

Hahahaha I bet Australian women love you. You should maybe try Sweden.

[Colonel Flagg]

Zuk, maybe you should ask him to publicly apologize on youtube

:lol

[Pentegarn]

Hahahaha I bet Australian women love you. You should maybe try Sweden.

The ones on busses anyway :lol

[Tadao]

Nah, Australia is very manly. Even if he hit on the freak again, she'd probably turn him down because it would take him 5 dates before he thought about putting his dick in her.

[Pub Lover]

I'd say it's a decent deterrent.

I rarely consider the consequences when committing crimes & I never think I'll be caught. :eek

[Pub Lover]

When it comes to hard alcohol, I loves me some Crown Royal Black. That with some cherry Coke Zero is my go-to drink.
Don't mix crown royal except with ice.
SACRILEGE! >:

Respect the whisky!
I'm glad I'm not the only one that baulked at 03's comment. :eek


also you guys are disgusting. who wants to see a grown man in a dress, you must be some kind of homosexuals. over on zug we ask people to put on dresses as a JOKE but you guys are clearly pumping your cocks in anticipation
I know I am. :eek

I'm a fan of androgyny anyway. At least you man up and say you're attracted to both, since they look the same anyway.
Robyn is hot. I did not realize he supposedly looked like a lass though. :eek
Last year someone handed me something that looked like a folded hundred-dollar bill, saying "I hope you make some BIG MONEY today". Then after you unfold the fake bill, there's a tract inside that says YOU ARE A FORNICATOR. I don't know how they pegged me as a fornicator...

...he walked up to my brother's girlfriend with a pair of fishnet hose and asked her how she thought he'd look in them.
Were you wearing the fishnets when handed the fake bill? Any pics of you in them? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Robyn is hot.
:highfive

My roommate went to see her in Dallas. I was turribly jealous.

[Kitsa]

No. I haven't worn fishnets since I was skinny enough to get away with them, and that's been quite some time ago. Anymore it would look like someone had hung some particularly fatty hams up to cure.

In other news, I think I might have found the most useless blog on the internet (http://salsmusicreview.wordpress.com/).

[Colonel Flagg]

I dunno - it could be used to show people how not to blog.

Sal needs to first pass the TOEFL before being allowed to post on the internet.

[Kitsa]

I completely do not understand the repeat Ramones-Jonas Brothers parallells he was making.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Johnny Cash (http://salsmusicreview.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/johnny-cash/)

February 2, 2010 by salsmusicreview dear all Johnny Cash fans
Johnny Cash did a song for Tony Hawk underground 2 called Ring of Fire.
I saw Johnny Cash’s wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s wax muesum in Little Rock , New York
Johnny Cash had a good life.


:lol I'm so angry now

[Kitsa]

It reads like a series of school reports given by an eight year old, but the posts seem to span several years.

[Zhukov]

:lol that blog is hilarious.


WHOSE READY TO BLOG!!!!! THE RAMONES ROCK!!!! THEY

...


LIVE ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE RAMONES

[Colonel Flagg]

It reads like a series of school reports given by an eight year old, but the posts seem to span several years.

My daughter is 8 and she would be embarrassed to turn something like that in for an assignment.

[Kitsa]

JONAS GABBA GABBA HEY

" i even dressed up as joey ramone for hallowen and i like long ripped pants down to the knees like the Ramones.the ramones havetons of albums including road to ruin featuring rock&roll high school . ihave the movie with ramones. and have you every seen the movie the wizwith michael jackson. ramones rule and till then jonas gabba gabba hey."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its got to be a study or something about how to irritate the majority of people with the least amount of words.

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

[Zhukov]

That's another example, but a picture is worth a thousand words, so probably not the best.

[Kitsa]

(year passes)

WAITWAITWAIT I HAVE ANOTHER GEM I NEED TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD

long run on sentence incorporating ramones and the jonas brothers in a variety of fonts and also some non sequitur about a wax museum in new york

[kahljorn]

So do you guys think i sh ould take my ex to small claims court?

She has mty heater (a 200 dollar one i just got for christmas) and my bbq and my dishes and pots and pans and pretty much all my furniture ;/
actually everything in the house is pretty much mine except one couch, one bed and this cabinet thing ;/

they aren't letting me get it ;/ kind of pisses me off

[Fathom Zero]

Yes. That's normally what you do. :\

Unless you're a pussy.

[Pub Lover]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

..

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So do you guys think i sh ould take my ex to small claims court?

She has mty heater (a 200 dollar one i just got for christmas) and my bbq and my dishes and pots and pans and pretty much all my furniture ;/
actually everything in the house is pretty much mine except one couch, one bed and this cabinet thing ;/

they aren't letting me get it ;/ kind of pisses me off

and you're xbox because it says you've been offline.

[Kitsa]

Court made my ex pay me back for taking my car.

[kahljorn]

:lol i have my xbox here i just have to figure out a way to hook it up here :O

yea i want to take her to court but then she'll be all, "YOURE HARASSING ME" and shit. I think I'm gonna do it anyway. Its only 30 dollars to go to court if its for under 1500 dollars worth of stuff and she probably has like a few hundred dollars worth of my stuff. Not counting all fo the miscelaneous furniture around the house thats mine ;/ kind of annoying that she thinks she should just be able to kick me out and keep everything.
She even still has both of the wedding rings.. which my grandma gave us.

Yes. That's normally what you do. :\

Unless you're a pussy.Yea but i was trying this whole, BE A BETTER PERSON thing which I guess just equates to pussy ;/

[Kitsa]

I'd go to court simply to make a point. Otherwise, the person assumes you'll just go on being a doormat and/or an ATM.

[kahljorn]

WHAT GAMES YOU BEEN PLAYIN 10K?

[Pentegarn]

So do you guys think i sh ould take my ex to small claims court?

She has mty heater (a 200 dollar one i just got for christmas) and my bbq and my dishes and pots and pans and pretty much all my furniture ;/
actually everything in the house is pretty much mine except one couch, one bed and this cabinet thing ;/

they aren't letting me get it ;/ kind of pisses me off

You need this shit on The People's Court :wapner

[kahljorn]

I'd go to court simply to make a point. Otherwise, the person assumes you'll just go on being a doormat and/or an ATM.

Yea that's partly how i feel about it too.

she even got to keep the car because of my kindness, although she has some kind of contract with my grandma (cause she manipulated my grandma into buying us a car even though we had one already ;/). Really i dont think she should have it now cause she never gets maintenance done and she's a liar and she's never paid for tags before. also one time she rolled a car (a lexus) trying to kill herself
also she likes to lecture people about trying to kill themselves :lol

[kahljorn]

You need this shit on The People's Court :wapner

Oh god :( it would be horrible. HERES WHAT WOULD HAPPEN JUST LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ANY OTHER TIME I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF AGAINST HER:

She'd say some really mean, irrelevant stupid shit that you're like, "What does that have to do with me getting my stuff back."
I'd call her an idiot.
She'd start punching me in court and go to jail for assault :lol

[MLE]

That would make a great episode. Why aren't you doing this?

[kahljorn]

:lol
i probably will in the next couple of weeks

[Kitsa]

I'd go on Judge Joe Brown. Judge Judy would yell at you and Judge Mathis would digress into some 20-minute monologue based on something halfway humorous your ex said.

[Pentegarn]

Then Mathis is the winning pick, though Joe Brown would get all "what the hell is the matter with you" on the ex

[Chojin]

i've been taken to small claims court before for a $2300 debt. i'd already laid out a plan to pay the guy back, but he insisted. i was really mad at the time. the first thing they ask is if you'd like to go to arbitration, and if so you just go into a small room and agree on terms. it was really painless and quick.

as was said, i'd do it just to make a point.

[Chojin]

today i preordered duke nukem forever

this is the second time i've done that in my life

[Fathom Zero]

let's hope it won't be the last! :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHAT GAMES YOU BEEN PLAYIN 10K?

Red dead redemption and re5.

Its too bad eye for eye got cancelled. That's really the judge show you should take her on.

[kahljorn]

:lol eye for eye eh? SOUNDS NICE MAYBE I COULD PUNCH HER A BUNCH OF TIMES AND RIP THE HAIR OUT OF HER HEAD

yea ill try to set my xbox up. They got wireless internet here and my xbox isnt wireless so i gotta do some tricky shit to get it to work :O

[MLE]

Make sure you get as close to the models of each piece of whatever you have there and research up how much it would take to replace it all. Take as much documentation as possible. Look on facebook for photos to circle the furniture if you have to.

[kahljorn]

part of the problem is some of this stuff has been in the family forever so i dunno how much it would be worth. But its kind of funny cause if she tries to say its hers i have pictures of me as a baby standing next to it :lol

plus for some of the other stuff i dont even know how to prove its mine unless my family has recipts for it still ;/ like my bbq and a tv i left there ;/ i guess all i can do is have my family testify or something

although i do have an email of her saying i can take everything except the bed and the couch

[kahljorn]

ANYWAY IMMA STOP STINKING UP THE CHAT THREAD WITH MY STUPID DRAMA NO MATTER HOW ENTERTAINING IT POTENTIALLY IS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol eye for eye eh? SOUNDS NICE MAYBE I COULD PUNCH HER A BUNCH OF TIMES AND RIP THE HAIR OUT OF HER HEAD

yea ill try to set my xbox up. They got wireless internet here and my xbox isnt wireless so i gotta do some tricky shit to get it to work :O

That's pretty much how eye for an eye worked. The judge's gavel was a fucking baseball bat with the word justice carved into the side of it. He kinda looked and sounded like don adams and the rulings he gave were ridiculous. This couple were fighting about this projection tv so he had the bailiff king solomon it with a chainsaw :lol

[MLE]

Make sure you print the email with all headers, bring all the baby pictures, and bring someone who can testify as to who owns what.

[Kitsa]

Most likely, they'd make her give you the estimated cash value for the items.

If you were legally married and she ran up any credit card debt in your name, you're fucked. I speak from experience there.

[kahljorn]

we were never legally married and she cant qualify for credit cards anyway :lol

if she claims we were legally married ill be all, WHERES MY ALIMONY

[Dimnos]

You get picked up by a tornader yet FZ?

[Fathom Zero]

Never do. Tornadoes sound more amazing than they actually are. They are beautiful, though.

[Tadao]

http://mit.zenfs.com/121/2011/05/AJ524.jpg

:lol He can knock an unexpected shoe out of the air, but he backs away from a baseball at a baseball game? That's not very Texan. Maybe he knew about the shoe.

[Esuohlim]

That's pretty much how eye for an eye worked. The judge's gavel was a fucking baseball bat with the word justice carved into the side of it. He kinda looked and sounded like don adams and the rulings he gave were ridiculous. This couple were fighting about this projection tv so he had the bailiff king solomon it with a chainsaw :lol

serious lol about this right here. I caught this show once at like 4:30 in the morning at it was like Jerry Springer meets Judge Alex. "YOU SAY YOUR BROTHER OWES YOU RENT, YOU SAY THAT YOU PAYED HIM SEVEN-MONTHS WORTH IN ADVANCE AND THE MONEY IS SUDDENLY MISSING? WELL, FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER. CASE DISMISSED." :justice

EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM

[LordSappington]

Today at work, a customer came over with his six year old son. I don't remember what brought it up, but I told him that I knew Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time. When he didn't believe me, I showed him my hair. I think I blew his freakin' mind.

[kahljorn]

GREAT NOW THAT KID WILL BE RETARDED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

[LordSappington]

I think there was some brain matter oozing out his nose.
Shit, can I be prosecuted for infanticide in this case? Or am I off the hook if he just turns out retarded? :chatter

[kahljorn]

YOU SHOULD SUE HIS PARENTS FOR EXPOSING THEIR CHILD TO DEADLY LEVELS OF HAIR

[Kitsa]

A kid was staring at me once in a hospital cafeteria and when I looked down at my plate I realized I had like 3 different orange items, purely by coincidence...something like orange juice, shredded carrots and orange jello, probably, it was years ago so I can't remember exactly what.

I said, "How do you think I got hair this color?"

Then I saw that he had orange jello and ran to dump it out.

Always felt a little guilty about that.

[Pub Lover]

My faveorite color is Blue in any shade.
You misspelled coleor. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Dylan's Nipples. :(

[Pub Lover]

OHH well how fitting that my welcome wagon be the as* of the community!
Ass. :eek
Well I am pretty sure you seem like you are gonna be an as* so yeah I do kinda think I am right.

ASS! >:

[Pub Lover]

FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNT! >:

[Pub Lover]

****** :lol

[Pub Lover]

OOOOHHH I am going to post stupid shit about you on here to be an ass because it makes me feel like a real big man!
Yes, Ass. Thank you. :)
WOW! Ok..... This is a board full of men who like to make themselves feel big and macho by picking on one person together as a group? Ok, as you know when in a "FIGHT" it is considered to be even more manly to fight ALONE and also what the hell kinda of sissy shit is this any way? OOOOHHH I am going to post stupid shit about you on here to be an ass because it makes me feel like a real big man!


Remind me not to piss you guys off!
What an interesting second thread to pick. :eek I think we have another Zugganaut here, Guys

[Tadao]

Clearly she is not AmUsEdByUs

[Pub Lover]

Please tell us more about how much you disapprove.

also you guys are disgusting. who wants to see a grown man in a dress, you must be some kind of homosexuals. over on zug we ask people to put on dresses as a JOKE but you guys are clearly pumping your cocks in anticipation

:wank

[Tadao]

There is nothing wrong with 8 guys jerking off in the same room. :(

[Pub Lover]

You can't hurt my feelings, if you want how about you get the whole gang on me now! wouldn't that be so predictable of you!
She is right, T. You are losing like heck in there. You better call in some Bape back up. :eek

What a n00b! Can you even believe this guy? I just do not believe what I saw, what kind of skills even are those taunts you just pulled?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

serious lol about this right here. I caught this show once at like 4:30 in the morning at it was like Jerry Springer meets Judge Alex. "YOU SAY YOUR BROTHER OWES YOU RENT, YOU SAY THAT YOU PAYED HIM SEVEN-MONTHS WORTH IN ADVANCE AND THE MONEY IS SUDDENLY MISSING? WELL, FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER. CASE DISMISSED." :justice

EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM


I forgot he was EXTREME AKIM.

fPiwCC31ACk

This is a lady after my own heart

[executioneer]

i hope she can tell us about MoThAfUcKiN mIrAcLeS

[kahljorn]

is there another thread on here where that new character is posting?

[Tadao]

No, she was probably warned by the mods to KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD ******

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[kahljorn]

is it possible to get deleted text messages printed up?

guess the thing about being able to take everything except the couch and the bed was a text message ;/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

is it possible to get deleted text messages printed up?

guess the thing about being able to take everything except the couch and the bed was a text message ;/
Talk to your cell phone company, they store all of that shit.

[MLE]

Actually, I don't think it's available to the consumer. The only way they can search records that hard to peruse is under a court order.

[MLE]

In any case, the stuff is yours and you want it back. Take whatever you have and whatever witnesses you have. I think you can take multiple ones.

[kahljorn]

yea my whole family was there when i got the gifts.. im just worried her family will perjure themselves so she can keep the stuff and i wont have any proof they are lying.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pretty sure you can get a print out of text messages too from your provider.

[Tadao]

yea my whole family was there when i got the gifts.. im just worried her family will perjure themselves so she can keep the stuff and i wont have any proof they are lying.

Even so, you should do it so that you are justified when you slash all their tires. If it cost you 3,000 dollars in loses, they should get triple the damage in car repair.

[kahljorn]

alright thanks guys

[Fathom Zero]

This is so good, I wanted to share it immediately.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3701/tumblrlddq2y6usk1qbipv3.png

[Tadao]

alright thanks guys

Seriously though, if she's acting like a cunt now, she'll act like a cunt in court. Her whole family will make shit up and be all HAHAHA and the judge will catch them in a lie because he see's this shit everyday.

Should be an easy win for you. If your family bought the stuff, it's on their card probably and shows that she put nothing into the relationship, yet feels entitled to it all without even discussing it.

[Kitsa]

or sometimes (again, speaking from personal experience here), the opposing party will opt not to show up at all, pissing off the judge enough to be disposed favorably toward you.

[Dimnos]

Never do. Tornadoes sound more amazing than they actually are. They are beautiful, though.

Yeah. Real fuckin beautiful. >:

http://gbviya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pYmErGsxdvOPyxbUVBs-eKWFk_lWprUY-kSa1vEPox50wuDa2n9B5V1EavtX2zRySP5kx5jjiH3htCEkbRR P-EA8w4hmjZwn-/2011-05-26%2010.05.41.jpg

[Tadao]

What, you have a problem with firewood?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

=GRIZZERGRAVY
THE PRAM MAVEN ILLUSTRATED STORY BOOK
(NOT WORTH ILLUSTRATING)

Once in a sunless and poorly lit haven
There lived a clay-mater by the name of Pram Maven.
He slept through the day and he worked through the night,
and despite his delusions he wasn't too bright.

Pram had no life and no friends with whom to spend time,
So he sought out new buddies by posting online.
He fancied a chuckle and liked a guffaw,
So he looked up a site sporting comedy raw.
He swiftly butted heads with one "cjadthenord"
And in the process became terribly sore.
He ranted and raved, before running away
Vowing to return for his vengeance one day.

Many years later he googled his name,
but search engine results were simply always the same.
cjadthenord had loudly proclaimed him an idiot, see;
without vindication Pram would never be free.
Pram demanded they remove the tempestuous post
And quickly or else, he would emphatically boast
They would rue the day and he then told them why.
For he would crush I-Mockery with a call to the FBI.


The result were disturbing,
flat-out perturbing,
As the denizens howled with glee.
Pram was a cad
and the locals were glad
To his mind they now held the key.

They booed and they howled
And they jeered and they growled
And their hungry jaws slathered with foam
Pram cried all night
in ungainly fright
As they showed him his name and his home

It was all tricks and games,
But Pram was so lame
That his body quivered with fear
Sensing a sucker,
the bullies grew darker
And they all started to jeer:
We ignored all your lies;
We'll ignored all your cries
And we'll take everything you once held dear"

Pram was forever now broken
His mind just a token
Of the genius he once thought he was.
He called Tadao a looter
And shut off his computer
As a NORMAL person regularly does

When lo and behold,
He saw stark and bold
His reflection on his pc.

He suddenly realized
He'd been telling himself lies-
"The problem is really with me!"

He said, "fuck this place
with no standards or grace;
I need only my actual life."

I've been completely addicted
And pointlessy tricked in
To this place of boredom-borne strife.

So he went on his way
And lives to this day
In his happily self-contained fief.

This should be put on the front page of that thread too.

[MLE]

I'll consider it.

[Zhukov]

It is a fantastic piece.

[Tadao]

cjadthenord would be proud to know that the seed he planted turned into a giving tree.

[kahljorn]

yea well thanks for the advice guys and i expect the worst but hope she wont show up at all :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like we also all need to show up with suits on and rabble rouse in the court.

[Kitsa]

My divorce judge looked exactly like John Denver (antemortem) and it was all I could do not to remark upon it.

[Pub Lover]

The lady plastered in fake gems looks super annoying; is she famous?

-ojHWQrm4UM

[Pentegarn]

I found her hard to listen to when I was working in the record store (yeah they used to exist once upon a time) and little has changed

[Pentegarn]

My divorce judge looked exactly like John Denver (antemortem) and it was all I could do not to remark upon it.

You should have just casually worked the titles of his songs into statements while addressing him

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah. Real fuckin beautiful. >:

lololol

Once, one brought down a three storey pecan tree on my house and some powerlines. It was good fun.

[Pentegarn]

I feel like we also all need to show up with suits on and rabble rouse in the court.

sZeqHamjyjU

[King Hadas]

You know I considered writing a poem about Pram Maven as well and I was even going to start it with the same Maven/Haven rhyme Grislygus used. It was too hard though so I gave up.

No one appreciates my poetry anyways >:

[kahljorn]

I feel like we also all need to show up with suits on and rabble rouse in the court.She'll be all, "NO RABBLEROUSING ALLOWED" and then she'll do the hank hill shudder and go, "you're harassing me." ladddyyyybiiirdd

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

sZeqHamjyjU

That's got one of my favorite lines about the spirit of 76. :lol

She'll be all, "NO RABBLEROUSING ALLOWED" and then she'll do the hank hill shudder and go, "you're harassing me." ladddyyyybiiirdd

:lol

We need to get judge rabblerouser on the case.

[Grislygus]

More like the RIGHT HONORABLE TOM FOOLERY

[Fathom Zero]

n7sRApEhJDE

I remember when Rongi threw a shit fit because I said I respected Zappa, but couldn't say I really liked him. :lol I wasn't really interested in jam-like music at the time.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh yeah, and that album is prty gd

[kahljorn]

ugh.. theres so much shit of mine thats in that place that its annoying

i seriously just want to kill myself rather than deal with it

[Fathom Zero]

Then just leave it. :|

[kahljorn]

that makes me want kill myself just as much :/

[Fathom Zero]

Or at least get monetary compensation for it all. I'm sure that can be worked out and it'd save you having to go over and haul all the shit away, if you're interested in avoiding contact.

[kahljorn]

yea i dunno sorry

[Fathom Zero]

:confused:

Don't kill yourself. That's dumb. People will miss you. Even internet people.

[kahljorn]

:lol yea i know sorry for being all depressed

was really drunk

[kahljorn]

SOMEONE CALLED SOMEBODY A JANITOR AND I WAS ALL, "CUSTODIAN, DICK" AND EVERYBODY GOT ALL MAD

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

[Fathom Zero]

http://honchcrow.tumblr.com/post/5731769069

awwww yisss

[executioneer]

SOMEONE CALLED SOMEBODY A JANITOR AND I WAS ALL, "CUSTODIAN, DICK" AND EVERYBODY GOT ALL MAD

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
was it a scientist

[zeldasbiggestfan]

First janitor I thought of.
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/tmb_1160_480.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Yeah, that was kind of the joke

[Kitsa]

I think his wife and kids might have come to my art show but I'm not sure

[Pub Lover]

Dylan's Nipples. :(

[Tadao]

Ready for the layup?

[Tadao]

Gimme da ball

[Tadao]

Alleyoop!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:DYNP

HE'S ON FIRE

Also,

Don Carlson (Pram Maven) is a homeless criminal
lol

[Tadao]

:(

:NIPPLES

[Chojin]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/901222/

star trek online is on sale for $3.75 for the next 22 hours. anyone here want to play with me?

we could name our guild pram maven and sexually harass people.

[kahljorn]

hmmm maybe let me think about that one

is star trek online stupid?

was it a scientist

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT.. NOW I FEEL INCREDIBLY UNCOUTH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aww man, RIP Jeff Conway. I know he hasn't been doing good for forever but his death has me the most worried.

[kahljorn]

I AM NAKED AND A BEGGAR AND AN ATOM IN THE VORTEX OF HUMANITY :DOSTOEVSKY

[Fathom Zero]

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

[kahljorn]

http://honchcrow.tumblr.com/post/5731769069

awwww yisss

:lol just read that

i need to get some hot girl to go with me when i go to court

[kahljorn]

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

whats that from?

[Fathom Zero]

N7bwbl6UHU8

[Fathom Zero]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6194/38687672.png

[Fathom Zero]

YBMEFxEhu_8

s'for you, kahl

[kahljorn]

that dilbert youtube was kind of scary :lol

RANCH OR COOL RANCH

[Otto]

So, I'm making one of these:
http://kawfi.blogspot.com/2010/10/project-thing-in-jar.html

The design is going to be sort of like a half-formed dog fetus with tentacles and black glass beads for eyes. I'm baking the super sculpey model right now, so I'll post photos later.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Drunk as hell rahnch

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you bitches aren't drunk you need to go to hell. And get a;; ;iquored up and come back and face the consequences.

[Guitar Woman]

Is intoxication through other methods acceptable

[Zhukov]

So, I'm making one of these:
http://kawfi.blogspot.com/2010/10/project-thing-in-jar.html

The design is going to be sort of like a half-formed dog fetus with tentacles and black glass beads for eyes. I'm baking the super sculpey model right now, so I'll post photos later.

Two thoughts come to mind:

Cool.

and

Why?

[Otto]

My financial aide doesn't cover summer classes, so when I'm not working I don't have very much to do, so when I'm not hanging out with friends in the city I do weird little art projects to keep away the boredom. Also, I've wanted to make a thing in a jar for a while and they just recently opened a craft place that sells super sculpey and liquid latex near me.

As for why It's going to be a dog fetus: In high school I used to do weird little comics about an anthropomorphic chihuahua and this is kind of explaining his origin as a freaky scientific experiment to create a bioengineered lifeform. The jar's going to be labeled "attempt no. 3" and I'm going to make two more that go from recognizable as a kind of dog, to just a sweet-potato shaped blob with two eyes and useless tentacles.

[Pub Lover]

Cleveland Enters Second Month Of Complete Silence So As Not To Jinx Indians

CLEVELAND—The entire population of Cleveland continued its two-month-long silent streak Saturday, opting to remain completely still so as not to ruin hope for the Indians, who are off to their best start in five years. “Ssshh,” superstitious Indians fan Lindsay Berowski told reporters while placing her index finger over her lips and shaking her head briskly. When asked for further comments about the team’s impressive record, Berowski located a pen and paper and wrote, “Be quiet and please leave.” According to sources, many are blaming Wednesday’s 14-2 loss to the Red Sox on Cleveland resident Paul Eutsey, who recently rose from the chair he had been sitting in for the past month to clean off the dried urine and fecal matter that had caked itself all over his body.Cleveland fans sure are wacky!
http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

[Kitsa]

I was sent a survey with a promise of a $25 giftcard if I completed it. I got through 18 pages of 7 or 8 point font and repeating questions before I gave up, said "fuck this", put a bunny sticker on the next page (there were 30 or so pages) and mailed it in.

Then a week later, I got a note saying I had been "selected" to complete another survey. This one was identical to the first. I more or less completed it correctly.

Two weeks after that, I got a giftcard. And then last week I got another giftcard.

So I essentially made $25 for putting a bunny sticker on a survey.

[Pub Lover]

It was a 51 dollar sticker. You still came out with a loss. :eek
To Tadao and even Pub Lover because I'm intoxicated.

xi8K4ehJPDE

I like a good sing along. :) It has been many, many years since I listened to this song enough times to learn the words. :x

[Pub Lover]

Isn't it strange how elx disappeared about when this all started to happen

yeah, it's been boring here the last few weeks thanks to you guys enabling the pram-maven take over. after my second request to just ban him went ignored I decided i'd just chill elsewhere.

My Basement. :eek

Get back there! >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pub. I was half expecting some sassy comment about the drunk chick in the handsome/beautiful thread.

[Fathom Zero]

lolololololol

You make a delightful lady. Although I am terrified to see any more than that picture.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's the safest one too.

[Esuohlim]

I WANT KAHL'S OPINION ON THIS

[kahljorn]

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT LIPSTICK THOUGH! :lol :MEANGIRL

LOOKED GOOD ON HIM THOUGH IT COMPLIMENTS HIS HAIR

IM PRETYTY BORING WHEN I DRESS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH I MOSTLY WEAR NEUTRAL COLORS

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FASHIONABLE OPINING

[HickMan]

I <3 u guys

[Pub Lover]

Pub. I was half expecting some sassy comment about the drunk chick in the handsome/beautiful thread.

I didn't want to jinx the possibility of a full stripping. :eek



...please. :yum

[Pub Lover]

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT LIPSTICK THOUGH! :lol :MEANGIRL

LOOKED GOOD ON HIM THOUGH IT COMPLIMENTS HIS HAIR

IM PRETYTY BORING WHEN I DRESS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH I MOSTLY WEAR NEUTRAL COLORS

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FASHIONABLE OPINING
Great. Now I'm going to have Kahl & Bill making out together in my head for the rest of the day. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Fruit Gushers. Delicious, delicious Fruit Gushers.

I like the orange ones. I wish I could get whole boxes of popsicles, whole packets of fruit gushers, etc all in orange.

kitsa you aren't supposed to eat build grist how are you ever gonna save yourself from the meteors

Crush them jester fools to get more.

or whatever you prototyped the monsters as

:O That's true.

Mine would be booooooks.

I would totally broad side school feed up the bone bulge, you guys. :love

[Fathom Zero]

where doing this man where making this hapen

[Pub Lover]

That is a comma that isn't meant to be there. :editbutton

[Pub Lover]

Because I was totally going for the accurate grammar when flipping this motherfucker off the handle with a goddamn pirouette or some shit.

[Fathom Zero]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh0bzwABXw1qbipv3o1_400.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol. I thought that it was that actress from look who's taking and steve o for a second.

[Fathom Zero]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1fz6iDPC1qbipv3o1_400.gif

Nothing makes me happier than this website.

[MarioRPG]

Jesus Fathom that's horrifying.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, I'm not the father.

[Pram Maven]

:pagebrak

[Pram Maven]

I can't even Pagebrak right. :) This is humiliating.

[Grislygus]

I'm sitting here and looking at the sea in the distance, waiting for the Marin Airporter to arrive and take me to the airport. Hot morning sun, with a cool breeze and clear air as I'm sipping my crappy coffee choked with creamer (courtesy of the Marriot). Somehow not hung over from the steady stream of open-bar scotch at the wedding party, now armed with the new phone numbers of friends I haven't seen in years; missing three buttons from my suit jacket after repeatedly getting pulled onto the dance floor, life is fucking beautiful and it's ridiculous that I'm posting this on I-Mockery.com :lol just too gay for facebook

[Grislygus]

god my camera phone sucks :(


I NEED TO SHARE THIS MOMENT

[Grislygus]

FEEL MY LOVE, PEOPLE


FEEL MY ALL-ENCOMPASSING LOVE FOR THE WORLD AND YOU THAT I AM TAKEN BY DURING THIS PERFECTLY SIMPLE MOMENT IN TIME

[Pub Lover]

Gus. It sounds like you have had too high a dose of ZBF's hippie twaddle. Stop being happy and get miserable this second, Mister. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Then draw a courtroom photo of what is in front of you.

[Grislygus]

I can't help it guy :( I crawled out of bed to get into the downstairs lobby for breakfast this morning, and as I was drinking my first coffee and nibbling on toast i just kind of watched people and thought about how much fun i had and how perfect the marriage was and suddenly the lobby music randomly switched to frankie telling me to FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAAAAAY AMONG THE STAARS and I got so much melted-down, liquid happy poured over my heart that i don't even KNOW.

God, driving through san francisco in this ridiculous shuttle is making me want to stay in this city that's always irritated the hell out of me. I want to have them stop, let me off, find a coffee shop and sit outside and watch people until it's noon and then just bar crawl until morning. I want my friends here, i want to say fuck off to work and get my friends to fly here and all of us stay for a week.

[Grislygus]

I seriously wish that I was drunk, so I could have an excuse to call them all and say JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE [them], [they] DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN, IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND I WANT [them] TO BE HAPPY TOO, 'CAUSE [they] HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WORRIED THAT WE'D DRIFT APART SINCE WE NEVER FUCKING SEE EACH OTHER, BUT IT HASN'T HAPPENED AND EVERY TIME I SEE [them] IT'S JUST LIKE WE'VE KEPT IN TOUCH FOR YEARS, AND OH GOD I'M SO DRUNK AND HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

[Grislygus]

"Wait, what? Who the fuck- Rhys? Rhys, is that you? It's three in the fucking, no, no. Yeah. You're happy. I got that. Get to fucking sleep."

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pram Maven]

Grislygus- It sounds like music is mood setting for you. For me, what does it is "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) from the soundtrack of Romeo + Juliet and "Last Flowers Till The Hospital" by Radiohead. Both of those hit me like a tuning fork. I think the right kind of music really can make you feel loved, or at least offer a sense of hope.

[Zhukov]

Wot

[Grislygus]

The hell you talking about? Having a good time at a wedding makes you feel loved. Suddenly hearing one of your favorite Frank Sinatra songs the morning after the groom SANG Sinatra is, in general, a happy thing.

In unrelated news, just FINALLY got through airport security. Note to anyone concerned; a vacuum-sealed bag of head cheese looks REAAAAALLY fucking suspicious through an x-ray :lol

[Pram Maven]

Oh, I get it! Yeah, that would make me happy too. I still remember the song "There is Love", which was sung at my sister's wedding in 1984. Only heard it once. It's amazing what you remember when it's tied to a strongly emotional event.

[Grislygus]

Yeah, the human brain is sure amazing

[Pram Maven]

The mind is INCREDIBLE! As deep and mysterious as outer space. And there's still so much we don't know about it.

[Esuohlim]

:|

[Fathom Zero]

If it's any consolation, Gris, you're welcome to join me at my beach house on the sixth.

Of course, you'd have to be able to shirk all responsibility and find a plane to Virginia Beach, but I think that's a small price to pay for my company.

[Chojin]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

welp, the results are in an i'm apparently a terrible person

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/personalitydisorders.gif

Quick Summary:
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. Antisocials tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder:
-Disregard for the feelings of others
-Impulsive and irresponsible decision-making
-Lack of remorse for harm done to others
-Lying, stealing, other criminal behaviors
-Disregard for the safety of self and others

Quick Summary:
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. Narcissists tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:
-Requires excessive praise and admiration
-Takes advantage of others
-Grandiose sense of self-importance
-Lack of empathy
-Lying, to self and others
-Obsessed with fantasies of fame, power, or beauty

my reaction to an internet test calling me every name under the sun for respecting myself and disregarding the feelings of idiots:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/neat.jpg

why do i suspect a woman wrote this

[Pub Lover]

:|

Locking his thread made this the most tempting alternative. Look at him go. I hope you're all so goddamn proud.

[Kitsa]

I'm antisocial, avoidant and obsessive-compulsive.

[Kitsa]

It also said "schizoid", which it characterized as "humorless loner". Is that me?

[Chojin]

It also said "schizoid", which it characterized as "humorless loner". Is that me?

i'm pretty sure that's a misdiagnosis for anyone who's crafted a dick cake

[Chojin]

Locking his thread made this the most tempting alternative. Look at him go. I hope you're all so goddamn proud.

i didn't do it. if it were up to me it'd still be in GB

also i just noticed pram was posting again

my guess is he'll take the test and somehow break it

[Kitsa]

I believe the survey's key flaw is interpreting all traits, without explanation, as hallmarks of disorder.

[Chojin]

yeah, it pegged me for "paranoid" i think because i said i don't trust people in groups to do their jobs. i would be awfully naive if i didn't feel that way.

[Kitsa]

I also said I didn't trust people, mainly because whenever I had a lab partner or a "report partner" or whatever I was CONSISTENTLY DICKED OVER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[Fathom Zero]

But the 4Degreez Interactive Community "for teenagers and twenty-somethings" couldn't possibly be wrong.

[Pram Maven]

Hmmmm...



Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High more info | forum
Schizoid: High more info | forum
Schizotypal: High more info | forum
Antisocial: Moderate more info | forum
Borderline: Very High more info | forum
Histrionic: High more info | forum
Narcissistic: High more info | forum
Avoidant: Very High more info | forum
Dependent: Very High more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive: High more info | forum


It doesn't say anything...

[Pram Maven]

Oh, nevermind, the spaces are just gone.

OKAY!

http://theykid.com/wp-content/thumbnails/605480_thumbs_up_with_clipping_path.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/blurg.png

[Kitsa]

All behaviors are signs of a problem :themoreyouknow

[Pram Maven]

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Copy Results to Web Site or Journal:

The code above will display your result box if you copy and paste it


Sweeeeet deal.

It says I'm not depressed after having a baby.

[Pub Lover]

All behaviors are signs of a problem :themoreyouknow

They are when talking about me. :faint

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/KowqM.png

........what is wrong with you people.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Oh balls.

http://i.imgur.com/KowqM.png

........what is wrong with you people.

Good job, Miss Elx.

[Chojin]

Dependent: Very High

asexual as fuck

[Chojin]

Good job, Miss Elx.

you get that if you just click 'finish'

then again if i were elx, i wouldn't be narcissistic either

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/y2Iu2.png

[MarioRPG]

Damn antisocial personalities taking advantage of everyone. Also, memorizing those nine types was a pain in the ass for my mental health class. I couldn't think of an easy way to remember their symptoms.

[Pub Lover]

you get that if you just click 'finish'

That is certainly easier than my assumption of her spending ten minutes in paint mocking it up.

[Fathom Zero]

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I already knew I had dysthymia. I was diagnosed! :O I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HAPPY :lol

These suck, as per usual.

[Chojin]

I already knew I had dysthymia. I was diagnosed!

by another online quiz?

[Fathom Zero]

By a psychotherapist I had some years ago.

Court-ordered.

[Chojin]

dysthymia doesn't sound like a real disease to me

or even a real word

[Shyandquietguy]

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

:lol I'm on the highway to hell mother fuckers.

[Fathom Zero]

dysthymia doesn't sound like a real disease to me

or even a real word

It's just chronic depression lasting more than a couple years where you're basically just being a sad fuck most days. I've been that way since I've been a kid, I'm told, so I think I fit the bill. :\ Although, in all likelihood, it's gotten worse in some ways and better in others.

[Chojin]

i think the layman's term for that is "being a teenager"

[Esuohlim]

It's just chronic depression lasting more than a couple years where you're basically just being a sad fuck most days. I've been that way since I've been a kid, I'm told, so I think I fit the bill. :\ Although, in all likelihood, it's gotten worse in some ways and better in others.

MY REACTION TO THIS POST:

http://i.imgur.com/DC7pP.png

[elx]

you get that if you just click 'finish'

then again if i were elx, i wouldn't be narcissistic either
if you understood what narcism actually was you wouldn't be so proud of it.

[Chojin]

Forehead: Very high

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MY REACTION TO THIS POST:

http://i.imgur.com/DC7pP.png

Open up. Its the pigs.

[Pram Maven]

My asexuality goes to 11. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

That just means you have no excuse NOT to wear a dress.

[captain516]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6154/dddduo.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/23/dddduo.png/)
So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out and become normal? Or will they just stay in opposite corners not looking at each other

[Kitsa]

I will admit to having some Schizoid Personality Disorder tendencies. My life-view is more like third party observer. I dislike the vulnerability of close relationships. But I think anyone's going to have a disorder if you look hard enough for one.

Only thing I was ever definitively diagnosed with was a heapin' helpin' of OCD, and I knew why I had it and could control it when I cared to, so it never seemed like that big of an affliction.

[Pram Maven]

So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out

Yeah, one will kill the other.

[Pub Lover]

So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out and become normal? Or will they just stay in opposite corners not looking at each other



Quick Summary:
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. Antisocials tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder:
-Disregard for the feelings of others
-Impulsive and irresponsible decision-making
-Lack of remorse for harm done to others
-Lying, stealing, other criminal behaviors
-Disregard for the safety of self and others

..

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak