View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
MetalMilitia
Feb 26th, 2008, 11:57 AM
what the fuck, I can't even fucking download anything
how the fuck am I gonna run orange box if I can't put steam on here >:
;_; MY RUBY SLIPPERS HAVE TOO MANY RUBIES! ;_;
:rolleyes
Girl Drink Drunk
Feb 26th, 2008, 12:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aphQNGOz7v8
Guitar Woman
Feb 26th, 2008, 02:39 PM
lol, I didn't have administrative privelages yet :<
I hate setting up new computers
MattJack
Feb 26th, 2008, 04:47 PM
i haven't posted anything bad in a while Willie :(
now Hickman, what an asshole
MarioRPG
Feb 26th, 2008, 05:40 PM
I'm getting less and less time to come here :(
ElPila666
Feb 26th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Are you guys still have no power? Are you living in miami?
ElPila666
Feb 26th, 2008, 11:32 PM
i haven't posted anything bad in a while Willie :(
That's true and also he was raping so good last night, he could be the next eminem :lol
Tadao
Feb 26th, 2008, 11:51 PM
He's a master raper.
MattJack
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:07 AM
z-ro rapped all that ill shit, son
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:20 AM
I HATE YOU BTICH
Do you called it Princess Peach? ;)
We can do some rap lyrics together you now, Master MJ see?:confused:
MattJack
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:21 AM
word lez do it
hit me up with a verse
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:30 AM
Bat i can't speak english so well
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
i'm the king of hip hop may name is burrito
i don't know what to saying only hearr 4 the rythm
i go with the flow that is in the mob
i'm in the streets cause that were i lived
MattJack
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:44 AM
You're the king of hip hop and your name iz burrito
I tried to understand yer rhyme but no lo puedo
And the only shit I know bout that spanish speaking Argentina
Is that they always got a hella heat team on my favorite game Fifa
:crossesarms
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:46 AM
i'm stone stone pie almoust all the time
i don't know what really is but it's made me fine
i take another beer and it's make my fly
Martin MCfly is in the travel time car
Esuohlim
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:54 AM
what's UP motherfucks
i've got a permit to rhyme
it's filed with the city
you should see it sometime
MattJack
Feb 27th, 2008, 12:55 AM
Your rhymes are so ill that they get me all shaky
Just call me Marty McFly and Muhammad Ali's baby
Mi gusto mi mota y mi gusto me cerveza
Pero que mi gusto mas es bueno ponocha
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 01:05 AM
I've got e-mail is from my own female
i'm think i should go she rocks the most
i'm thinking our career stinking really big
so that's it i'm sorry baby i quit
MattJack
Feb 27th, 2008, 01:12 AM
What's good son yo I heard you gots a permit
But is it legit
Or did you jus fake it
Cause we know rappers ain't got time for READIN N SHIT
Odium
Feb 27th, 2008, 01:12 AM
Shit ya, boys...
I can feel the funk.
Where's Tadao?
Probably drunk on spunk.
liquidstatik
Feb 27th, 2008, 05:46 AM
snickerdoodle dop
and a whippindoodle bop
i liiikes my ice cream
with lots of chocolate glops :O!
Fat_Hippo
Feb 27th, 2008, 06:45 AM
CHECK IT YO
'm gonna rhyme somethin' with bitch
while lying facedown in this ditch
the dwarf likes to hit me with his switch
while getting raped from behind by a witch
Ugh, I can't rap for shit...yo. I don't even like rap!
ElPila666
Feb 27th, 2008, 08:38 AM
JUST A MIC CHECK YO JUST ONE MORE MIC CHECK
in the ghetto looking for some weed
nigga respect me cuz i let him live
milhouse is on da house
he's a tough guy, he's a crazy lad
I'M DISMISS NOW
MarioRPG
Feb 27th, 2008, 06:36 PM
I just came to ask why there are so many new people now. I won't bother checking the answer, however.
JediScum
Feb 27th, 2008, 09:35 PM
Step on back, RPG
Gonna rap some history
Noobs are here because we're geniuses
But noobs usually only talk about penises
or "HA HA you're retarded"
"Open a new window cause who fugging farted?"
Now I'm no short bus nor no brain
I occasionally do declare me insane
I think along with the site revamp
Rog kinda said give noobies a chance
Tolerance? Oh so 1960's
YOU"D HAVE MORE SOUL IF YOU WATCHED BILL BIXBY!!!!
Before you all say Damn that stunk
I was rapping while under the influence of a heroin/ketamine/acid/rutabaga introvenious shot .... and , um, a ... pitcher of screwdrivers mixed with gasoline
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/billbixby-1.jpg
23_
Feb 27th, 2008, 11:01 PM
:pagebrak
Misdemonar
Feb 28th, 2008, 01:29 PM
that last page was some fucking lame shit guys
Grislygus
Feb 28th, 2008, 01:34 PM
So what's with Calvinism, guys? It kind of makes me uncomfortable because arbitrarily and randomly selecting a certain amount of people to get into heaven is totally what I would do as an omnipotent entity.
Grislygus
Feb 28th, 2008, 01:35 PM
"Okay, let's see, charity work. Uh-huh. Nice to animals, helped little old ladies across the street, yeah, good, so-OH, I'm suh-horry, buddy, but number one million juuuuuuust stepped through the gates, and that's the cutoff point. See ya, shmuck!"
Zomboid
Feb 28th, 2008, 01:41 PM
wish me luck I'm going to my sociology midterm now :(
Grislygus
Feb 28th, 2008, 01:46 PM
I'll give you five pints of luck if you get somebody to give me some for my math exam.
Chojin
Feb 28th, 2008, 02:46 PM
my marketing midterm is tomorrow ;<
executioneer
Feb 28th, 2008, 03:00 PM
i'll wish all yall luck if you wish me luck im gonna try to apply for a computor job! good luck!
-willie
Chojin
Feb 28th, 2008, 03:18 PM
glglglglglgl
Tadao
Feb 28th, 2008, 03:30 PM
http://stencilease.com/gif/cl27a.gif
Grislygus
Feb 28th, 2008, 03:35 PM
GOOD LCUK
Grislygus
Feb 28th, 2008, 03:36 PM
Ignore the asian hobo tadao luck, that is tainted
Esuohlim
Feb 28th, 2008, 04:54 PM
I already took my tests and I'm getting them back tomorrow :tear
executioneer
Feb 28th, 2008, 04:57 PM
well good luck anyhow :eek
MetalMilitia
Feb 28th, 2008, 06:00 PM
I just ordered two of these:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/mug.jpg
I'm going to be the coolest person in the whole office at work :eek
Cost 27 american dollars for postage though. Which is 8 dollars more than the actual items. >: >:
executioneer
Feb 28th, 2008, 06:14 PM
i hope they dont break or anything in transit! good luck!
Guitar Woman
Feb 28th, 2008, 07:01 PM
It's a good day to be alive, guys.
Really good.
I feel sorry for all of you who aren't alive today. Not too much, though, cuz I'm busy having a good time.
Being alive.
Guitar Woman
Feb 28th, 2008, 07:02 PM
:D
Emu
Feb 28th, 2008, 07:04 PM
:portal
Guitar Woman
Feb 28th, 2008, 07:05 PM
oh, no, I didn't notice MM's post until just now
I'm just in a really god damned good mood today.
Emu
Feb 28th, 2008, 07:55 PM
I wasn't even thinking about that :O
liquidstatik
Feb 29th, 2008, 02:56 AM
hey guys good luck with stufff :D
ElPila666
Feb 29th, 2008, 03:05 AM
WOOD LACK WEED STAFF
ElPila666
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:26 AM
No really, Good luck God blaze you people
ElPila666
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:34 AM
Metalmilitia are you a hooligan?
MetalMilitia
Feb 29th, 2008, 07:25 AM
I don't really like sports, so no. I'm not.
BlackHexen
Feb 29th, 2008, 09:43 AM
I'm a fucking loser. I do nothing, and if i do something, i cry myself to sleep. I just Travel around Finland and try to be without killing myself. I'm so depressed, please help me, someone.
Odium
Feb 29th, 2008, 10:08 AM
I'm a fucking loser. I do nothing, and if i do something, i cry myself to sleep. I just Travel around Finland and try to be without killing myself. I'm so depressed, please help me, someone.
Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.
BlackHexen
Feb 29th, 2008, 10:19 AM
Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.
Its both, true and joke. I'm going next week to mental hospital. Psychiatrists and medicine doesn't help at all. Joke part was that i have to tell everyone that i'm not feeling good. Even if no-one wants to know.
Dr. Boogie
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:54 AM
BlackHexen belongs in a mental hospital because she thought attention whoring belongs in the IRL thread!
executioneer
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:01 PM
"she"?
Dr. Boogie
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:06 PM
Hell, I don't either either way. It's your problem now, Willie.
executioneer
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:11 PM
CURSE YUO *shakes first*
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:38 PM
Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.
Yep, true born idiot.
Hospitals will just lock you up for thinking about killing yourself. They'll feed you drugs you can't afford when you get out and your life will be even more miserable because no one cares. The just have to pretend they care.
If you want to be happy and alive at the same time, then find something that makes you happy. Like drug abuse or masturbation.
executioneer
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:40 PM
dont finns have socialized medicine like the swedes do
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 12:57 PM
BASTARD!
Fathom Zero
Feb 29th, 2008, 01:02 PM
I just got in a totally badass accident.
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 01:17 PM
Do tell
Grislygus
Feb 29th, 2008, 01:25 PM
I had some awesome, awesome fun brownies last night
I got unbelievably loopy and fucked up for a few hours and then everything got ridiculously slow due to me only seeing quick snapshots of what I was doing, followed by a quick half hour of feeling like water and then I fell asleep on the floor
Odium
Feb 29th, 2008, 02:35 PM
Yep, true born idiot.
Hospitals will just lock you up for thinking about killing yourself. They'll feed you drugs you can't afford when you get out and your life will be even more miserable because no one cares. The just have to pretend they care.
If you want to be happy and alive at the same time, then find something that makes you happy. Like drug abuse or masturbation.
Are you for real?
MarioRPG
Feb 29th, 2008, 03:36 PM
I had some awesome, awesome fun brownies last night
Where can I pick those up :(
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:02 PM
Are you for real?
:hypno
Chojin
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:51 PM
What doctor in their right mind would advise a depressive patient to go piss off people on the internet
Chojin
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:51 PM
maybe your real problem is being a quitter
Chojin
Feb 29th, 2008, 05:51 PM
quitter
Emu
Feb 29th, 2008, 06:11 PM
how'd you post 3 times in a minute
MarioRPG
Feb 29th, 2008, 06:23 PM
:o
Fathom Zero
Feb 29th, 2008, 09:36 PM
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(
We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 09:50 PM
Never had an airbag deploy on me. :themoreyouknow
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 09:55 PM
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(
We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.
When you saw the airbag did you think, "Oh god this is what Sam punching my face would feel like."
ElPila666
Feb 29th, 2008, 10:24 PM
FATALITY!
WhiteRat
Feb 29th, 2008, 10:55 PM
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(
We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.
Who's back seat? And was it truly "bad ass"?
Esuohlim
Feb 29th, 2008, 10:57 PM
Nothing is more badass than a SAFETY BELT, Fathom Zero!
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:01 PM
If anyone could be a judge of what is "badass" it's Esouhlim. :rolleyes
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:04 PM
Yeah :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:06 PM
Well my bluff has been called, see ya tomorrow folks
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:08 PM
yeah, see ya later :rolleyes
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:10 PM
lets meet back here at the same time and place okay guys :rolleyes
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Are you 3 always this gay with each other?
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:26 PM
hey guys let's do some meth :rolleyes
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:27 PM
:rolleyes
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.dudeseriously.net/Portals/2/meth.jpg:rolleyes
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:29 PM
Some?
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:29 PM
http://www.estatevaults.com/bol/images/%20%20before%20and%20after.jpg
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:30 PM
http://somechicksblog.com/images/facesofmeth1.jpg
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:30 PM
Some?
He meant all of it?
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:31 PM
http://www.nothingpretty.org/img/faces8.jpg
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:32 PM
http://www.nothingpretty.org/img/faces7.jpg
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:32 PM
http://www.nothingpretty.org/img/faces6.jpg
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:33 PM
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/faces_meth_12.jpg
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:35 PM
http://www.nothingpretty.org/img/newface1.jpg
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:35 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060918a/fergie.jpg
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:36 PM
http://www.methspace.com/SideBanner.jpg
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:41 PM
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/photo_6-771311.jpg
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:44 PM
Oh, sorry.
So then it's just the 2 of you that are gay.
Sam
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pagebrak.gif
Zomboid
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:45 PM
:lol
Tadao
Feb 29th, 2008, 11:48 PM
Oh shit. ha ha
Emu
Mar 1st, 2008, 01:49 AM
To be fair none of those people were very attractive to begin with.
executioneer
Mar 1st, 2008, 04:19 AM
good luck with meth, guys
JediScum
Mar 1st, 2008, 04:26 PM
All those "after" pics should be pre-defined generic avatars.
Fat_Hippo
Mar 1st, 2008, 04:30 PM
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/faces_meth_12.jpg
Oh my god, meth makes you hair WILD! AWESOME!
Chojin
Mar 1st, 2008, 04:36 PM
meth cured his receding hairline!
Fat_Hippo
Mar 1st, 2008, 05:02 PM
All right, I am SO gonna become a meth-addict if that ever happens to me! Way to prevent people from become drug addicts, Faces of Meth!
WhiteRat
Mar 1st, 2008, 06:57 PM
METH MOUTH!
http://www.usdoj.gov/methawareness/images/methmouth_image_02.jpg
http://files.myopera.com/bcdc/albums/39379/meth_mouth.jpg
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/art/bodyp2.jpg
Cream corn, jell-o, and applesauce. What a meal!
Tadao
Mar 1st, 2008, 07:03 PM
Yeah Sam, fix your Meth Brak
Fathom Zero
Mar 1st, 2008, 07:10 PM
Who's back seat? And was it truly "bad ass"? The car's in front of us. Our car was wedged under theirs.
ElPila666
Mar 2nd, 2008, 12:17 AM
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(
We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.
Does the airbag contains meth?:confused:
JediScum
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:23 AM
Hey, I've been neighbors with a meth head and though he did look about 45 when he was actually 26, he didn't have any facial scabs or wounds.
So... why do these people?
Hell, I've done meth about 5 times, and went from this...
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/sprint13.jpg
To this....
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/hetfield.jpg
Though, i've told myself i wouldn't do meth ever again, I never got any face scabs. Meth isn't THAT bad.
WhiteRat
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:29 AM
You still have a faggy "Faith" tattoo.
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:34 AM
Meth leads to Marijuana abuse :(
WhiteRat
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:38 AM
No, meth leads to smoking the shit at 3am in a trailer park while wearing a ripped t-shirt and greasy sweat pants while 3 teenage kids who are just looking for weed look on in amazement.
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:58 AM
a lady with meth teeth at the 7-eleven told me there was lots of things i could be into that are worse than spending 12 bucks a night playing laser tag on weekends
i had to surpress laughter until i got outside
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:04 AM
ps i murdered the SHIT out of laser tag tonight
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:05 AM
and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:24 AM
and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl
Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.
WhiteRat
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM
Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.
Are there hmongs in your area? If so, where do you live? If not, how do you know what an hmong is?
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:51 AM
Hmongs and Laotions are everywhere. Especially in arcades. Usually on DDR.
All joking aside, I know a lot about Asian culture as I'm Japanese and all Asians hate other Asian races. I used to live in Eureka California and we had a lot of Laotions, I moved to Fresno California where there are tons of Hmongs.
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:57 AM
i think they may have been korean but for completely non-racist reasons, i can't be sure (nearsighted, difficulty making eye contact tends to leave facial details fuzzy at best in my memory, etc)
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:02 AM
You can tell a Korean by their voices. They always sound like they are yelling at you and spittle flies everywhere.
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:04 AM
EDIT:
http://www.uwm.edu/People/mickels2/brak1.jpg
lol
executioneer
Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:12 AM
so koreans are like sylvester the cat kinda
i'll have to watch them around caged birds
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:33 AM
What cracks me up is that the Japanese are the biggest racists I've ever met. I'm half Japanese and because I'm not pure blood I am not welcome to live in Japan. They get away with so much shit too. The only reason why I've learned so much about Asian culture is because I had a need to find out why Asians hate other Asians so much. I'm still trying to figure it out.
liquidstatik
Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:55 AM
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT
ElPila666
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:06 AM
Come on guys sing with me: Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these!
Guitar Woman
Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:06 PM
Pila, you are my favorite.
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:01 PM
Guests are always looking at "The new party location" so I finally took a look.
>:
Pub Lover
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/gaybanner.jpg
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:22 PM
Liar
Pub Lover
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:25 PM
Good point.
However, if I had made that ad it would have included OAO.
Tadao
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:28 PM
Is that really there? I'm glad I have ad block on. I might turn gay again.
Pub Lover
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:33 PM
I-Mockery Chat(GOOD LUCK WITH STUFF)
liquidstatik
Mar 2nd, 2008, 07:54 PM
I-Mockery Chat(GOOD LUCK WITH STUFF)
Chojin
Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:22 PM
I-Mockery Chat (YOUR KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT)
liquidstatik
Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:32 PM
I-Mockery Chat (YOUR DAD IS AN HONORABLE MAN)
Sam
Mar 2nd, 2008, 10:33 PM
I-Mockery Chat (HELLO LADIES, SAM IS HERE)
executioneer
Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:06 AM
I-Mockery CAT (MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW)
ElPila666
Mar 3rd, 2008, 06:38 AM
I-Mockery Crack (GOOD STUFF WITH LUCK)
liquidstatik
Mar 3rd, 2008, 06:48 AM
I-Magery Cat (GOOD DROPS WITH LUCK)
ElPila666
Mar 3rd, 2008, 07:01 AM
I-Mockery Chat (Macleon styled like)
Fat_Hippo
Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:27 AM
I-MOCKERY FAT (THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!)
liquidstatik
Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:34 AM
http://theband.hiof.no/band_pictures/thats_enough_for_me.jpg
liquidstatik
Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:01 PM
http://chico.craigslist.org/crs/582396077.html waterw*tch :eek
Grislygus
Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:40 PM
What the fuck kind of crazy drink did I just buy
Cherry diet chocolate Dr. Pepper? What the fuck? Why was this with the regular Dr. Peppers? Damn you, student store, Damn you to hell
Tadao
Mar 3rd, 2008, 01:07 PM
Ewwwww
Emu
Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:44 PM
:pagebrak
Diet anything is awful
Pub Lover
Mar 3rd, 2008, 03:49 PM
The Pope Must Diet!
MarioRPG
Mar 3rd, 2008, 04:05 PM
Oh man did I ever miss a couple of funny chat room pages :rolleyes
Chojin
Mar 3rd, 2008, 05:05 PM
we are ever your humble servants, fuck face
MarioRPG
Mar 3rd, 2008, 07:39 PM
Chojin, why are you always hating on players in here.
Pub Lover
Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:58 PM
I missed you Pub, can I have gay love with you now?
Do you have any Japanese in you?
DING DONG! :orgasm
liquidstatik
Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:59 PM
SO SRSLY, whose pagin brak?
Tadao
Mar 3rd, 2008, 09:06 PM
Hahaha
Qwarx
Mar 4th, 2008, 09:29 AM
Peg Leg Break lol
MarioRPG
Mar 4th, 2008, 05:35 PM
SO SRSLY, whose pagin brak?
PAGAN Brak?
liquidstatik
Mar 4th, 2008, 05:45 PM
this isn't a joke, i rly wanna know :x
ElPila666
Mar 4th, 2008, 05:49 PM
i can make this thread interest by myself, so what i'm wanna talk about... oh yes the...
i mean.... oh shit!
executioneer
Mar 4th, 2008, 05:50 PM
mr. thundercleese is paging brak
Grislygus
Mar 4th, 2008, 05:50 PM
Guys I need thirty gallons of luck RAGHT NAW
executioneer
Mar 4th, 2008, 07:05 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/30galluck.jpg
Fathom Zero
Mar 4th, 2008, 08:05 PM
That's totally not what he said before! :O
WhiteRat
Mar 4th, 2008, 08:16 PM
Hoe don't violate, bitch you know I taught you better.
Grislygus
Mar 4th, 2008, 10:06 PM
VICTORY. You can have the luck back Willie, you'll need it with that retarded Finnish guy making eyes at you in the Post Your Picture Thread
executioneer
Mar 5th, 2008, 01:24 AM
i thought that WAS my luck :eek i finally have a friend who will get all my big momma's house 2 references i keep making on here >:
MarioRPG
Mar 5th, 2008, 03:42 PM
I'm going to Cuba :o
executioneer
Mar 5th, 2008, 03:47 PM
did you get that tan then
MarioRPG
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:33 PM
did you get that tan then
... Yes.:(
Fathom Zero
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:35 PM
You poor bastard.
MetalMilitia
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:40 PM
You look like this now, right?
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic31226.jpg
MarioRPG
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:41 PM
No, I didn't reach an Oompa Loompa color. It's faint but noticeable... At least that's what my family tells me.
Grislygus
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:43 PM
Oh shit, fake n*****s having to get in the back :x
Somebody dig up Rosa, quick
Better yet,
:pagebrak
Fathom Zero
Mar 5th, 2008, 05:49 PM
You look like this now, right?
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic31226.jpg
I was thinking of Lee Hotti, exactly.
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 06:15 PM
Are you blindingly white? It's such a weird request.
MarioRPG
Mar 5th, 2008, 06:31 PM
I'm an angry white boy. In my defense, I don't think I'm AS white now.
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 06:35 PM
God Dam brown people are stealing your whiteness!
bigtimecow
Mar 5th, 2008, 07:30 PM
my new fuckin' new haircut
sorry :(
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:00 PM
Guys I'm DJing for an internet radio station :picklehat
http://72.36.142.115:8100/listen.pls
open in winamp if you like classic rock and electrohouse
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:01 PM
DO IT NOW >:
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Ha.
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Kiss me Pub!
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:14 PM
You jerks scared off my new girlfriend :(
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:14 PM
Space Oddity by David Bowie is up next, followed by a comedy number.
You guys like Steve Ballmer, right?
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:15 PM
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/TADAOFORTHEBAN.jpg
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/TFTB.jpg
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/willievroooooomagic.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=536170&postcount=40)
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 08:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/pubsnewthing.jpg
Fathom Zero
Mar 5th, 2008, 09:56 PM
I mixed three packages of Tang into a small Burger King cup of orange Fanta today. I think my urine glows in the dark now.
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 10:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/Tadgotbanned.jpg
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 10:43 PM
This girl I know is so fucking attractive both physically and personality-wise that it actually gives me a stomachache knowing that I'll never have a chance with her :tear
In one of the hottest pictures of her she's wearing a shirt of the periodic table of elements :love
:gaypost
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 10:45 PM
I'd post her picture but I'm afraid she'll find out eventually and it will be all the fault of some jerk from New Zealand :O
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 10:47 PM
man, that station turned to shit once I left
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:02 PM
Girls that pretty should at least be dumb as a rock and not have 1000 things in common with me so I don't have to go to bed crying after masturbating >: >:
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:03 PM
She's got like a 23-inch waist and a beautiful rack >:
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:04 PM
I'm suuuuure. :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:05 PM
Of course none of you fags will appreciate this anyway :rolleyes
I want to fuck her in the mouth so hard that she'll need stitches for the back of her head is all I'm saying here :(
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:06 PM
Uh-huh. :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:08 PM
:(
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:11 PM
It's okay Esuohlim you are with friends now.
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:11 PM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8379/frownxt6.jpg
Head removed to protect identity :( (Also because she's ugly :rolleyes)
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:13 PM
How hard was it to google "girl in periodic table of elements t-shirt"? :rolleyes
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:14 PM
Is this the whole "She's out of my league" thing?
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:15 PM
http://www.sarcasta.net/general_images/tinycake.jpg
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:15 PM
I AM HIDEOUS :tear
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:15 PM
:oneofthosedays
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM
I hate girls
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM
How hard was it to google "girl in periodic table of elements t-shirt"? :rolleyes
:rolleyes
Guitar Woman
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM
they're a good idea but the execution is terrible!
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM
http://scientificsonline.com/images/250/30536-09.eps.jpg
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:17 PM
HA I AM BRILLIANT
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:19 PM
YES SAM I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT
Tadao
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:19 PM
She was the first pic hehe
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:21 PM
YES SAM I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT
WHATEVER. YOU SHOWED GUITAR WOMAN THAT PICTURE ON AIM AND WERE GIGGLING ABOUT HER. >:
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:23 PM
ALSO THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE MY ROOMMATE WHO I FUCKING HATE.
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:26 PM
OK YOU WIN YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM, I DON'T KNOW ANY PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. SHOW'S OVER
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:29 PM
I AM NOT SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW HER IN REAL-LIFE.
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:33 PM
THEN WHAT IS IT, SAM, THAT YOU ARE SAYING
THIS GIRL'S FAVORITE BAND IS THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS AND I WISH I WAS JOKING
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:37 PM
I AM JUST SAYING OKAY
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:37 PM
MAYBE
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:38 PM
THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON OKAY
Sam
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:38 PM
LET ME SEE HER FACE GODDAMNIT
Esuohlim
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:48 PM
WHY
Pub Lover
Mar 5th, 2008, 11:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/esuohlimhawtgirl.jpg
Esuohlim
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:04 AM
;(
bigtimecow
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:08 AM
esuohlim, do she got a booty? 'cause that's all that matters :cool
Pub Lover
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/esumyfont.jpg
Pub Lover
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/emueverythingnothing.jpg
Pub Lover
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/chojintimesplitters.jpg
Chojin
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:48 AM
one
also, new thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809
mostly for helm on page 2.
Sam
Mar 6th, 2008, 01:06 AM
WHY
I WANNA SEE
Zomboid
Mar 6th, 2008, 01:49 AM
If you really wanna impress her, tell her you post here :lol
executioneer
Mar 6th, 2008, 04:54 AM
THEN WHAT IS IT, SAM, THAT YOU ARE SAYING
THIS GIRL'S FAVORITE BAND IS THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS AND I WISH I WAS JOKING
millhouse are you crushing on my sister
bigtimecow
Mar 6th, 2008, 12:59 PM
one
also, new thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809
mostly for helm on page 2.
i miss helm :(
Pub Lover
Mar 6th, 2008, 01:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/burbankbears.gif
Grislygus
Mar 6th, 2008, 02:33 PM
GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, NO GOOD CUNT-SWABBING PIECE OF SHIT INFERIOR LOWDOWN COCKGOBBLING SHITCHUGGER OF A USELESS-ASS PRINTER
Discuss.
Emu
Mar 6th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Why is it we have little hands-free phones that can fit in your ear, but we don't have printers that won't break down or run out of ink after 3 uses? It's 2008, people. :\
ElPila666
Mar 6th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Oh no, swear creates bad feelings :(
caith
Mar 6th, 2008, 03:05 PM
hey lets chat guys
terrva
Mar 6th, 2008, 03:13 PM
hey lets not
ElPila666
Mar 6th, 2008, 03:14 PM
ok
liquidstatik
Mar 6th, 2008, 07:18 PM
i almost think you're schimid and then i read your posts and realize u suck too much ;<
Chojin
Mar 6th, 2008, 08:00 PM
i liked the boxing cat avatar
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/aspergers.jpg
also, man, fuck you i-mockery what are you implying
Guitar Woman
Mar 6th, 2008, 08:47 PM
I originally only liked El Pila for his hilarious broken english, but he's actually not a bad guy at all :<
also why the fuck is rollerskating so fucking hard
liquidstatik
Mar 6th, 2008, 08:53 PM
it's not?
Tadao
Mar 6th, 2008, 09:04 PM
4 wheels per foot... how many more do you need?
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