I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Zhukov]

I didn't get anything for my birthday, and I really need a girlfriend. :(

[executioneer]

man you need to tell us what you want BEFORE your birthday, dude. how are we supposed to get you a girlfriend if you don't say something in advance

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We could have mail ordered her. Or Male ordered HER depending on what you're into.

[Zhukov]

I thought my mum would get one so I didn't ask anyone else; then she didn't get me one and I was screwed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

screwed as in screwed?

[Zhukov]

Not screwed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[Tadao]

http://www.catcatforum.com/attachments/day_070907/20070907_bed659cad77e86cea41dsjAK5ol0C3Li.jpg

[kahljorn]

damn I'm so proud of myself suddenly

[Kitsa]

The guy in the blue pajamas looks exactly like the chopped-in-half guy in Battle Heater Kotatsu.

[Dimnos]

Im just surprised he isnt trying to box the guy behind him for cuddling up with his girl. :\

[Tadao]

I need to see more japanese shock horror movies.

[Sam]

A glimpse into Tadao's house

[Kitsa]

battle heater kotatsu is hilarious. get it to see the ridiculous punk band, if nothing else.

[Fathom Zero]

GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP? COULD IT BE A BIRTHDAY? ON THURSDAY?

[Tadao]

THE GAY PARADE?

[Fathom Zero]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT

[Kitsa]

:( I just had to scrap a whole batch of thank you cards because of my fucking ocd.

I get, like, greeting card tourette's. If I'm thinking about something else when I'm writing, there's about a 10% chance I'll write that down instead. Not often, but enough for me to be afraid to send anything out and check and recheck and re-re-check and re-re-re-check until I finally get so paranoid I have to tear it up and throw it away. Like the other day when I was writing a thank you note to my grandmother, the sig other joked that I should tell whoever it was to fuck off, and I became so sure I wrote "fuck off" to my grandmother that I tore the card up rather than risk sending it.

fucking ocd :(

[Tadao]

has a card like that been reported back to you?

[Kitsa]

no, but I have enough little old ladies on my card recipient list to worry :(

[Grislygus]

I need to see more japanese shock horror movies.

Shock japanese horror as in how? Torture freakfests like Audition? Stupid fanboy bullshit like Tetsuo: The Iron Man? Ready-for Hollywood Remake crap like those goddamn retarded SADAKO books/movie?

Or are you talking about the David Lynch-meets-WHATINTHEGODDAMFUCKHOLYMOTHEROFGOD movies like Gozu?

[The Leader]

Therapy and medication has helped a lot with my ocd. :(

[Tadao]

Shock japanese horror as in how? Torture freakfests like Audition? Stupid fanboy bullshit like Tetsuo: The Iron Man? Ready-for Hollywood Remake crap like those goddamn retarded SADAKO books/movie?

Or are you talking about the David Lynch-meets-WHATINTHEGODDAMFUCKHOLYMOTHEROFGOD movies like Gozu?

I don't know any of those. :(

[Kitsa]

odishon wasn't as freaky to me as everyone else found it...but then I'm not a guy.

tetsuo is only memorable for the robotic wang.

any remake of ringu anything is garbage, and that includes actual ringu sequels/prequels.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

I like the really freaky ones with like tokyo gore police and what not, but I really have nothing to go on as that's about all I've ever seen. That and Ichi. :tear

[Sam]

TOKYO GORE POLICEEEEE

[Sam]

WATCH MACHINE GIRL

[Babs]

Ebola Syndrome, that's a must see if your into some Japanese Gore.

[HickMan]

hey what's up guys it's hickman remember me?

[Esuohlim]

Nope

[HickMan]

s*hit

[Tadao]

Sup freedom fighter

[Grislygus]

I'm always the guy who is all like JAP HORROR FLICKS? :rolleyes PFFT.

and yet I seem to know more about Japanese horror than I know about Japanese whisky, which is shameful but excusable because the japs pretty much keep their whisky on the down low except when they want to pal around with the Scots and talk shit about anyone who serves whiskey with an 'E'.

[Grislygus]

god i wish i could just get a single sip of japanese whisky :(


fuck sake, though. Measly, overrated little pussbot of a drink

[Fathom Zero]

For a relaxing time, make it Suntory Time.

[Grislygus]

CUTTO CUTTO CUTTO!







God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake. I remember being on my half-hour break at work and going to the small marketdown the street to buy some steaks and Mickeys for after work. Takes ten minutes to walk to the store from my work, so I only had a ten minute window to get my shit and leave.

I get to wait in line behind a fat latina woman who kept sending her kids to get more shit while she tried to pay her entire bill with expired coupons. The fat bitch finally leaves and I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE. FUCK THAT GUY anyway the cashier says "uuuuuuuh, no?" and looks at him like he's retarded and the guy doesn't get the hint and keeps talking at the cashier until I shove him the fuck back. So I buy my t-bone steaks and malt liquor and Captain fucking Redbeard looks at me like I'm a violent crazy person AND I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BUY SAKE

[Sam]

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG?

[Grislygus]

DAMN STUPIDS :mad

[Grislygus]

IT'S FUCKING RICE WINE, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL

[Guitar Woman]

Sake tastes like pear-flavored gasoline, anyway. It's the nastiest shit, and mixing it with coke just makes it taste like cough syrup.

[Sam]

ONE TIME I TRIED TO MIX SAKE AND KAHLUA :(

IT WAS GROSS

[Fathom Zero]

I had some that tasted buttery. :\

[Sam]

My bosses daughter was just at my house drinking beer with me and she just left and I'm very sad now. :(

[Tadao]

CUTTO CUTTO CUTTO!







God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake. I remember being on my half-hour break at work and going to the small marketdown the street to buy some steaks and Mickeys for after work. Takes ten minutes to walk to the store from my work, so I only had a ten minute window to get my shit and leave.

I get to wait in line behind a fat latina woman who kept sending her kids to get more shit while she tried to pay her entire bill with expired coupons. The fat bitch finally leaves and I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE. FUCK THAT GUY anyway the cashier says "uuuuuuuh, no?" and looks at him like he's retarded and the guy doesn't get the hint and keeps talking at the cashier until I shove him the fuck back. So I buy my t-bone steaks and malt liquor and Captain fucking Redbeard looks at me like I'm a violent crazy person AND I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BUY SAKE

Hey, you're in the OC now right? Let's meet up this summer. Eat some Unagi, drink some sake and then head to Venice to meet up with Kahl. Then we can all got to Santa Monica peir, drop E and wreck the boardwalk.

[Tadao]

I have an epic loveline story in the making, but it's just not completely fleshed out yet.

Here is a little taste.

I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. I plan to marry the girl I've had a crush on since I hit puberty. My ex emailed me today telling me she has cancer and had basically given up on life. My ex didn't know I was filing tomorrow so it's not some ploy.

Oh and as for my ex giving up on life, I know her well and she is doing exactly what I did when I got "the bad news". I'm sure she's gonna get better after reaching her bottom and find that thing that we all deserve.

Piece of mind.

:(

[Colonel Flagg]

Good luck on that divorce thing. Hope it goes smoothly ... :\

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE.

That sounds like a bad YouTube video clip. Are you sure he just wasn't trying to elicit a reaction?

If he was serious, then he needs a good bitch-slapping. >:

[Kitsa]

God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake.

I was there once, and then I read enough Paul Theroux to realize there's a very gray area between that sort of irritation and the I AM SURE THAT NO OTHER WHITE PERSON UNDERSTANDS THIS NON-WHITE CULTURE THE WAY I DO, THEREFORE I HATE THEM ALL, THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO BEING WHITE AND LEAVE GENUINE APPRECIATION TO ME philosophy. Paul Theroux can write, but he's an asshole that way, white traveler fooling himself into thinking he's a resentful native of wherever he is.

That's why I pretty much stick to an "eyes on your own paper" plan of action. Self-proclaimed "otakus" are best ignored. If I want sake, I go to a store I know will sell it and I buy it. No need to broadcast. Enough problems being a non-Japanese artist in a primarily Japanese art form. Enough people getting pissed off at me for not being Japanese, which is ridiculous. Is the art better somehow if I'm Japanese? Just fucking buy your sake and take it home and drink it, and stfu about how the characters in your favorite anime drink it this way or that way.


Tadao: :(

[Pub Lover]

Zhukov is very funny in his birthday thread. Happy birthday, that guy.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pentegarn]

Zhukov is very funny in his birthday thread. Happy birthday, that guy.

He was clever indeed.

[bigtimecow]

eh, i'm sick of people arguing over grammatical and spelling errors. like, fuck, if you know what a person is trying to say (which most of the time is the case) then just attack the argument not the presentation

STRAW MAN (well, unless it was an argument about grammar and spelling, i guess)

[The Leader]

I have an epic loveline story in the making, but it's just not completely fleshed out yet.

Here is a little taste.

I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. I plan to marry the girl I've had a crush on since I hit puberty. My ex emailed me today telling me she has cancer and had basically given up on life. My ex didn't know I was filing tomorrow so it's not some ploy.

Oh and as for my ex giving up on life, I know her well and she is doing exactly what I did when I got "the bad news". I'm sure she's gonna get better after reaching her bottom and find that thing that we all deserve.

Piece of mind.

:(

:hugs

[Pub Lover]

STRAW MAN
The pancake guy tried to claim it was intentional and then felt clever when he caught Zhukov out. The spelling/grammar shtick is tired and pointless, but the petty self-delusion of trolls makes my day.

[Supafly345]

Just trust me on this you guys.
http://5z8.info/how2pipebomb_b8k9c_peepshow

[Dimnos]

It actually links here. You can do it with any website.

http://www.shadyurl.com/index.php

Old news.

[Grislygus]

I was there once, and then I read enough Paul Theroux to realize there's a very gray area between that sort of irritation and the I AM SURE THAT NO OTHER WHITE PERSON UNDERSTANDS THIS NON-WHITE CULTURE THE WAY I DO, THEREFORE I HATE THEM ALL, THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO BEING WHITE AND LEAVE GENUINE APPRECIATION TO ME philosophy. Paul Theroux can write, but he's an asshole that way, white traveler fooling himself into thinking he's a resentful native of wherever he is. That's why I pretty much stick to an "eyes on your own paper" plan of action.

The moment I consider myself a resentful Japanese native who truly appreciates their culture is the moment that I use a nailgun to install a few holes in my face BUT THEY LEARNED EVERYTHING THEY KNEW ABOUT WHISKY BY LEARNING IN SCOTLAND, and now the Keepers of the Quaich invite Japanese whiskymakers to their feasts and get-togethers, dressing the japanese in kilts because they love Japanese whisky so much and that is so damn beautiful that it makes me want to cry :( Don't give a damn about them in any other case

Though I forgot that you're into the whole japanese thing and I should have clarified I'M SORRY, I'VE JUST HAD TO TALK TO TOO MANY OTHER MALE ARTISTS MY AGE AND AS SOON AS I MENTION WHISKY OR WHISKEY THEY'RE ALL LIKE :rolleyes "THAT'S AN OLD GUYS DRINK. WHAT A TOOL. I ONLY DRINK SAKE" AND THEN THEY JABBER ON ABOUT ITS SUPPOSED SUPERIORITY WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T ARGUE ABOUT IT BECAUSE AN ARGUMENT LIKE THAT IS GEEKY AS FUCK BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY WRONG >::\:(

[Tadao]

I can't get drunk off of sake. :(

[Grislygus]

'Cause it's a measly little pussbot of a drink


unless you're a girl :sexistbabysswhutIdo

[Kitsa]

but I drink whiskey or whisky or however it presents itself. Or at least, I used to. I even have somewhat of an appreciation for wild turkey.

[Supafly345]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/idiot-moron-dumb-8.jpg

[executioneer]

boner is dead, dudes :(

[Tadao]

I know they think they found him, is it now official?

[executioneer]

yeah :( that sucks. i guess now i should watch batman: dead ends

[Tadao]

:tear I feel really sorry for Checkov. That on air message drew a fear tears from me.

I sure hope they didn't have him deaded. :(

[executioneer]

on a positive note "pulling a boner" now can be used as slang for suicide :lol :( :( :( :(

[shadowweaver]

im sad that boner died, too. he grew up to be hot. I def. could have cheered him up

[WhiteRat]

Low rent celebrities that have disappeared (no pun intended) from the Hollywood scene and die just absolutely break my heart.

[executioneer]

he wasnt just a low rent celebrity he was the dude harlan ellison based a lot of jeffty from "jeffty is five" on and i loved that story :(

[WhiteRat]

he wasnt just a low rent celebrity he was the dude harlan ellison based a lot of jeffty from "jeffty is five" on and i loved that story :(

Fine. He was the greatest actor of our generation and has undoubtedly touched us all in a way that only "Boner" could do.

Best actor ever.

Is the internet happy now?

[HickMan]

Hey guys I'm applying for special forces any thoughts? ~

[Babs]

Semper Fi brother

[Grislygus]

Dude you need to join and post a picture of the super flamethrower tank that Bill Murray and Harold Ramis used to fight the Soviets :(

[Grislygus]

Or do the Spec Ops guys have it?

[executioneer]

Fine. He was the greatest actor of our generation and has undoubtedly touched us all in a way that only "Boner" could do.

Best actor ever.

Is the internet happy now?
i never said he was a great actor but maybe now we should talk about him for five or six more pages >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't even know who he is.

[executioneer]

he probably killed himself on valentines day and i pretty much ALWAYS entertain thoughts of ending myself on valentines day

[The Leader]

He did the voices for Ambush and the Night Creeper Leader on the really bad DiC G.I. Joe cartoon around '91 or so. :(

[Tadao]

The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen It Before

http://neverseenlost.wordpress.com/

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/leijonat.jpg

[Tadao]

DID YOU EAT CAKE ON YOUR BDAY YOU FAT FUCK?

[RaNkeri]

PIZZA & BEER


CAKE IS FOR PUSSIES

[Sam]

FINDLAND CAN'T EAT CAKE CUZ OF HIS DIABEETUS :lol

[RaNkeri]

DON' GO FORGETTIN' CELIAC DISEE-ZAH BRAH

[Kitsa]

PURIM APPROACHES, BITCHES

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

bcB68AtrmZM

[Tadao]

Again? What, is it every 4 months?

[Kitsa]

:(

[bigtimecow]

glad to know you have your avatar back SAM

[Sam]

;)

[HickMan]

I'll ask if I can use the flame thrower and if not I'll leave :x

AND THIS ISN'T THE MARINE CORPS SO WE DON'T SAY STUPID POOPIE WORDS LIKE THE ONE YOU SAID, BABS

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys I'm applying for special forces any thoughts? ~

You'd look totally hot in their uniform. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

SAM I DONT HAVE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I ALREADY DID ON FACEBOOK

I don't have to wish Sam a happy birthday because I clicked 'like' on that one thing that mentioned his birthday on facebook that time. :)

[Babs]

ITS NOT JUST WORDS ITS A WAY OF LIFE GREEN BERET FGGT

[Kitsa]

LH4-tOqLH94

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Tadao]

Which special ops btw? You don't look like SEAL material. :p

[Grislygus]

well YOU don't look like BROWNIE material JERKFACE




maaaaaaaaaaaan Aqua Velvet commercials make me want to punch something, why the fuck would Aqua Velvet be all male bonding touchy-feely

[Grislygus]

I'm guessing it's noob3, but I'm not quite sure... we need to start making bets on character identities

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

We already have 2 of you.

I'm guessing it's noob3

That's number 1, number 2 should be easy.

[executioneer]

isn't noob3, but it is someone's character

[Grislygus]

Ant10708?

[Grislygus]

MAN I'm watching woody allens Bananas and Sylvester Stallone just made an appearance, I do not remember him being in this





n/m, cameo

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

banned for secret santa

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

i do not have unbans ability :(

[Esuohlim]

Yeah you do :shh

[HickMan]

hey guys hows everybodys day going?

[WhiteRat]

I watched "Beauty and the Beasts" on SciFi last night and it definitely didn't disappoint.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe its kgpnoob34death

[The Leader]

Ant10708?
That's what I was thinking but then that would mean he actually has a sense of humor.

[RaNkeri]

GOD DAMN, LEADER AND ANT10708 FIGHTING, SHIT'S DA BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMBBBBB

[The Leader]

I'm not fighting with him, I've just been pointing out that he isn't that great.

[elx]

:(

[Tadao]

I watched "Beauty and the Beasts" on SciFi last night and it definitely didn't disappoint.

I wanted to watch that but didn't get too. I hope it was hella bad.

[Kitsa]

It was pretty bad. I just watched part of it.

SOME GUY: I'M SORRY BELLE THE BEAST HAS KILLED YOUR MOTHER

BEAST: ROWRRRR

RENFAIRE REJECT: NOOOOO I MUST SEE HER
(running into cottage)

RENFAIRE REJECT: NOOOOOOO, MOTHERRRRRR

[executioneer]

Maybe its kgpnoob34death
it isn't someone who's currently banned, either

[Zhukov]

Does that sad face mean it's Elx? Doesn't seem like it.

I guess that it's Feelevil.

[Esuohlim]

Not only did I guess who it was correctly before looking it up, I'm entirely surprised it isn't obvious to the rest of you.

HINT: This person has been trying desperately for over a year to convince the entire community that he's funny.

(and haha to all the jokers I've been trying for seven years assholes so don't even pull that shit >:)

[elx]

Does that sad face mean it's Elx? Doesn't seem like it.

I guess that it's Feelevil.
characters can't have characters silly :(

[Dimnos]

My money says its Babs retard ass. :\

[Sam]

It's me. :(

[Grislygus]

WHo the hell is Babs

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

FUCK

[Colonel Flagg]

WHo the hell is Babs

The artist formerly known as BABALITY PANCAKES. :(

[RaNkeri]

Wait? Babality got banned? Why?

[Dimnos]

It's me. :(

FUCKING HELL!

[Dimnos]

Wait? Babality got banned? Why?

No he didnt get banned. That I know of anyway. I was just guessing that the new retard is his character.

[Babs]

banned

[Dimnos]

So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/neck_traction-1.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Remember when characters used to be good?

[Dimnos]

The theory behind this neck traction device is that you will experience less pain if you don’t have to hold up your own head. This blow up collar is meant to be good for pinched nerves, tension headaches and osteoarthritis. Don’t forget the all important disclaimer though: “If you have pre-existing conditions consult a medical professional before using this device.”


:oao

[Dimnos]

Remember when characters used to be good?


No.

[Tadao]

So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/neck_traction-1.jpg

That thing would feel really good right now.

[Grislygus]

BLEEEEEEEUURGHOHMY GOD HER CHEST HIS MADE OUT OF ROASTED CHEESE

[Grislygus]

Her face reminds me of the decapitated head under the cowboy hat from Tremors

[Grislygus]

This is the part in the horror movie when the hero suspiciously removes the neck brace, revealing the fact that the woman's actually dead and that a swarm of killer spider young are living inside her neck

[Esuohlim]

Definitely creating a post dump thread for this goddamn character so there's no way to encourage the dumbass behind it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/neck_traction-1.jpg

Didn't know they made these for women.

[captain516]

reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.

[Dimnos]

At first I thought it was something to help those African girls stretch out their necks before getting the gold hoops. Or simply to support their neck if they had to sell the gold for food or a home or HIV meds.

[Seven Force]

thats pretty extreme

there's got to be a better way of monitoring blood pressure

[WhiteRat]

thats pretty extreme

there's got to be a better way of monitoring blood pressure

There's got to be a better way!

Puov1H53_a0

[Seven Force]

im glad there's someone out there addressing the issue of leaving white sticky goo on the dashboard

[Kitsa]

Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.

It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.

I wish I'd taken a picture.

[RaNkeri]

Ah, I remember when this used to air in TV:

UIDJm5VREY8

With the Evenstar I totally made it!

I've studied the elf language for number of years now, and I can testifu that it's a piece of pure quality and craftmanship

:orgasm

[MarioRPG]

Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.

It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.

I wish I'd taken a picture.

Care for some cornbread, Mr. Jingles?

[Dixie]

i'm moving to indiana tomorrow. i'm still packing frantically.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Just to be closer to me? How sweet. :love

[Supafly345]

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/.a/6a00d8341c2f0953ef01310f57d46a970c-500wi

[kahljorn]

lol its like a little retarded girl ;o

[Tadao]

The place I first rented in Humboldt had that wallpaper in the hallways. It used to be a brothel.

[Kitsa]

i'm moving to indiana tomorrow. i'm still packing frantically.

Why the hell would anyone want to move there?

Worst 15 years of my life.

[The Leader]

Bloomington is nice. :(

[The Leader]

Wait, if Indiana was so bad then why'd you move to Ohio of all places? :lol

[Otto]

I need to remember to take my meds.

[Fathom Zero]

Wait, if Indiana was so bad then why'd you move to Ohio of all places? :lol


That's what I would ask. A Kitsa is a confusing animal.

[elx]

i think the reason teenage girls type and text like this "you'reee. soooooo. lameeee." is because they are naturally drawn to counterbalancing the opposite sex, which are the lazy teenage boys that type like this "u r lame" as if somehow the extra exaggerated letters will make up for the boys lack of.

sorta like handwriting!

[Kitsa]

Not much of a choice. A choice existed, but the alternative wasn't pretty. Indiana was when I was too young to have a say.

[Tadao]

Bloomington is nice. :(

:lol I almost had a job at a paylees shoes there. I lived in Bourbon.

[Grislygus]

That's a swell town name right there, I tell you what

[Dimnos]

A man and a woman have been arrested for letting their infant daughter starve to death while they raised a virtual child in the online game PRIUS. The Korean couple, known only as the Kims, returned home after a 12-hour gaming session at a "PC Bang" Internet parlor to find their baby dead. Tests confirmed the child had died of malnutrition.
The father, 41 and mother, 25, met online and in 2008 and had a baby together. However, they regularly mistreated the three-month-old, admitting to police that they fed her rotten, powdered milk and spanked her when she was crying. Remember, the kid was three months old. All the while, they were working on being good parents to a digital daughter in PRIUS. Simply amazing.
Really don't know what else to say to that. Perhaps one of the more grotesque stories I've heard concerning parent neglect. It's terrifying to think that simply anybody is allowed to have a child, no matter how f*cked up they are.
http://www.destructoid.com/baby-starves-to-death-while-parents-raise-virtual-child-165817.phtml


WTF man... >:

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/agouti.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

[Zhukov]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

:lol

[Dimnos]

Hes in Finland man. They are just now experiencing the 80's.

[HickMan]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kim-15-girl-scout.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

It ain't saturday yet, brah ;)

[Guitar Woman]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9243/awesomelv.jpg

Even the way he eats is awesome.

[Tadao]

Could you be a bigger fag?

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[kahljorn]

he eats with his bottom lip

[WhiteRat]

It ain't saturday yet, brah ;)

:rolleyes

[Zhukov]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9243/awesomelv.jpg

Even the way he eats is awesome.

Who is this and why is he at a Footscray game?

[Chojin]

Who is this and why is he at a Footscray game?

http://i34.tinypic.com/30m4xhh.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why isn't this bot banned yet?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12736

[Zomboid]

Yeah, really. There are 3 more threads from it in the gaming forum right now.

[Zhukov]

http://i34.tinypic.com/30m4xhh.jpg

I will admit I have no idea. I am guessing some band.

[Zhukov]

WAIT, NO. It's some wrestler type person.


I know this because Chojin posted a picture so it must be a wrestler.

[RaNkeri]

Those huge belts they're holding might be a good hint too

[Tadao]

and the homosexual looks on their faces.

[bigtimecow]

i think he used to be on the real world or road rules or something right? and then turned wrestler

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

time's about right, knowumsayin?

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/06/los-angeles-times-front-p_n_488593.html

lol

[captain516]

I kinda want to see that, but am skeptical because Tim Burton and whimsical do not mix.

[Zhukov]

Those huge belts they're holding might be a good hint too

Those things look less like belts and more like body armour. Also, I guess only wrestlers wear belts, right?

[Fathom Zero]

This paper fucking sucks. Mark Twain fucking sucks.

[The Leader]

I'm writing a paper about anarchy. AND HAVING FUN!

[Fathom Zero]

Two papers down. Six more to go.

[captain516]

Hey, don't bash Mark Twain, son, It's not his fault you have to write an essay on him.

[Esuohlim]

I have about 8 gigs of the kind of porn where girls are pooping into other girls mouths

:x

[Sam]

The Finnish are freaky like that. :x

[RaNkeri]

:lol
you guys :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers
I actually want to see this so I can rant about how terrible it was to everyone I know
It's so fucking typical and annoying. i bet he writes his stories while wearing sun glasses.
You need to masturbate on video and send it to me. That will make you feel better.
OH WELL, I WAS A NAIVE YOUTH, EASILY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY INTERNET PEDOPHILES.
..

[Sam]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FREAKS :x

[Tadao]

>O

[executioneer]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FREAKS :x
I AGREE

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Terra]

I come to this thread just to look at the page breaks.

[Fathom Zero]

AND WHIP YO HEAD ROUND SO FAST, YO NECK SNAPS

[Guitar Woman]

420chan is over. Guess I need a new place to hang out.

I can still chill with you guys, right?

[Fathom Zero]

Ableton Live is so cool. I need to buy it when I have the chance.

[Guitar Woman]

DON'T PATRONIZE ME

[Fathom Zero]

I SOMEONE TALKING OH WAIT

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I'll hang out wit you, B.

[Fathom Zero]

GW I REALLY NEED A HUG RIGHT NOW

[Guitar Woman]

http://leisureguy.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/hug.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

THANSK GUY!

[Tadao]

Sup girlie :love

[Guitar Woman]

Not much bro, working on my term paper and eating grapefruit

word

[Tadao]

Aren't you 2 pounds nothing? You should be eating pizza.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm 170 pounds and like, 5'10

So, sort of fat, actually, I've been trying to get into better shape.

Grapefruit helps by being delicious and full of nothing. I just haven't been eating it daily lately because it was out of season and nasty this winter.

[Kitsa]

09yOZsZuxMY

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks for keeping us all grounded in reality. :)

[Zhukov]

That was actually really funny. :lol

[Pentegarn]

That was better than I thought it would be (honestly I was expecting something like that clip where Robocop came down to the wrestling ring)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That was better than I thought it would be (honestly I was expecting something like that clip where Robocop came down to the wrestling ring)

Someone has to help out Sting.

[Pentegarn]

That was so awful I was embarrassed for wrestling. You know how hard it is to be embarrassed for wrestling?

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lol. Well put. My GF came over with me to my friends house to watch it last night. Afterword she was just like "Well, I'm never getting those two hours back." So we watched the real housewives of OC when we got home. :(

[Sam]

well you're never getting those hours back :(

hope you at least got a tugger

[Tadao]

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN! :tear

[WhiteRat]

I come to this thread just to look at the page breaks.

I come to this thread just in case Rankeri posts the Terra toilet-cam pics.

[Tadao]

: pageTerra

[WhiteRat]

Seen any good SciFi originals lately?

I saw Beauty and the Beasts a few weeks ago and I was thoroughly entertained. The main character, a saucy looking blond who wore a "medieval" mini-skirt the entire time, looked strikingly familiar to me. Half-way through the movie I realized that it's the hot chick from the remake of Planet of the Apes:

http://fredvidal.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/estella_warren_premiere.jpg

[WhiteRat]

If anyone here has a scat fetish they should check out this article:

http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_14643641

[kahljorn]

i think i got a 96% on my last stupid test and the two questions i got wrong were ones i had right at first and then changed because of my dumbass over-thinking :(

i really wanted a 100 so i could feel good about myself :( [/blog]

[Zhukov]

Yeah but I hear that in America it's only ever a multiple answer type of test, so don't feel even slightly good about yourself.

[Fathom Zero]

There's no easier test.

[kahljorn]

i think essays are easier, but i guess multiple choice is kind of easy. although ive been in several classes that were multiple choice and the class average for the tests was below 60 percent.

[RaNkeri]

Don't really care about grades anymore, although I do admit that getting a good grade feels good.

[Zhukov]

I was scared shitless of essay writing in an exam scenario, but it feels good when you get a good mark, yes. Having everything come together and finishing on time is a good enough feeling.

[Kitsa]

wow, rankeri, finland medical school must be way different from american medical school then.

One of my cats just scared the everloving shit out of me. She's an adopted stray and a little wrong in the head, and she's always getting underfoot, so I decided to put her in the (attached) garage. I know for a fact I put her there. The other cats even ran toward the door to get her to go out and then did a u-turn and looked at me like, "Close the door, you fool!". They ditched her. I saw her standing in the garage when I closed the door.

Then I came back and sat down at the computer and she jumped up on the back of my chair.

What the fuck?!?

I went back to the door to the garage, still shut. It's not the kind of door a cat could push open. I have absolutely no idea how she got back in so quickly, or at all. I don't know how she could have gotten from the garage into the house if it wasn't through that door...can't think of any vents or anything.

Has the cat mastered teleportation?

Either way, with the cat being psycho anyway, it makes the whole thing creepy as hell.

[Zhukov]

Tunnels?

Nice that the other cats ditched it as soon as they saw it was a gonner. Or so they thought.

[Pub Lover]

This is where I come when Corey Haim dies.

[Pub Lover]

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN! :tear
hope you at least got a tugger
..

[RaNkeri]

wow, rankeri, finland medical school must be way different from american medical school then.

huh?

[Kitsa]

the american students I went with were halfway to a bleeding ulcer by the end of the first class. Test scores were everything.


Tunnels?

Nice that the other cats ditched it as soon as they saw it was a gonner. Or so they thought.

Yeah, that's sort of sad. The other cats don't like this one. They ran toward the door to get her to run too, and as soon as she was out they turned around like, "Yeah! Ditched her!"

I went out there, but I can't find any ducts or anything she might have gotten through. I'm now testing it again, and she hasn't gotten back in yet.

[MarioRPG]

Guys, Corey Haim died :(
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1745029/

[Pub Lover]

Holy shit! :eek

[RaNkeri]

the american students I went with were halfway to a bleeding ulcer by the end of the first class. Test scores were everything

Well, it's just my opinion, but a test score doesn't always tell the truth. I study every day and I think my knowledge is good(although you can always do better), but I still might do mistakes (for example forgetting to write something down) when I answer to questions. Also, some of the test questions so far have been retarded.

So I don't care about what grade I get (although I try to be above average) as long as I'm aware that I know my stuff. Getting a good grade helps to build my self confidence, though.

[Kitsa]

Well, of course test scores can be bullshit. I mean this in a "what have the powers that be done to me today" sort of way.

Pubbles: That was mean.

[Tadao]

Seen any good SciFi originals lately?

I saw Beauty and the Beasts a few weeks ago and I was thoroughly entertained. The main character, a saucy looking blond who wore a "medieval" mini-skirt the entire time, looked strikingly familiar to me. Half-way through the movie I realized that it's the hot chick from the remake of Planet of the Apes:

http://fredvidal.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/estella_warren_premiere.jpg

I missed that one, it seems like every time I turn on SciFi they have Caprica or whatever that thing is on. She looks like a porn star. I can dig that.

[Fathom Zero]

Lmt9aFOgRW4

[RaNkeri]

k1SDDEsBwig

[Esuohlim]

I'm more of a Corey Feldman guy myself >:

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but I hear that in America it's only ever a multiple answer type of test, so don't feel even slightly good about yourself.

I haven't had a multiple choice test since high school :(