I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

I'm starting to think Biggie is one of Rog's characters. >:

[Pub Lover]

Why the fuck does this thread glitch on starting new pages? >:

Some one should report the problem to Rog... Not me though, I've had enough banning this year. >:

[Matt Harty]

THUNDERCLAP

[Sajuuk]

Uh Oh :eek

[Matt Harty]

DO THE ROCK-A-WAY

[Matt Harty]

NOW LEAN BACK

[Matt Harty]

LEAN BACK

[Matt Harty]

LEAN BACK

[Matt Harty]

LEAN BACK

[Big McLargehuge]

Hay i have to go take a shower so i can then go get some ;(

[Captain Goodtimes]

Bee sure to wash that fat ass!

[Esuohlim]

Some what? Bagels?

[Big McLargehuge]

You guys need to quit making fun of my weight or i will sit on you and squish you :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

YEAH!!!

[Sam]

I MISS EVERYTHING. :(

[Matt Harty]

LEAN BACK

[Esuohlim]

KELLYCHAOS COLORS WTF

[Matt Harty]

OH SHIT I THOUGHT I LOGGED IN

[Esuohlim]

I HOPE YOU'RE JOKING :(

[Pub Lover]

I get jokes.

[The Retro Kat]

IN ABOUT THRITY MINUTES YOU CAN COUNT ON ME BEING IN A SPEEDO FOR DIVING SWEAR TO GOD

[The Retro Kat]

NO HOMO

[The Retro Kat]

BITCHES

[The Retro Kat]

WAT EVAR HAPPENED TO MEATMAN

[Snatchtastic]

Inward 2 and a half.

[Sam]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION! :eek

[Matt Harty]

I HOPE YOU'RE JOKING :(

DIDNT YOU KNOW?

[liquidstatik]

I'm Matt Harty too.

[Pancakes]

me to :(

[Grandpa Jones]

Me too.

[Pub Lover]

I'm AChimp. :(

[Matt Harty]

I'm actually Kellychaos's character.

[Pub Lover]

Just kidding, I'm Matt Harty. :lol

[Sajuuk]

I'm Sajuuk :(

[Matt Harty]

LOSER

[Sajuuk]

OMG IRONY

[ScruU2wice]

hey guys, matt harty again...

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Essolismilism here.

[Matt Harty]

IM MATT HARTY

[Drev]

http://pobladores.lycos.es/data/pobladores.com/h2/or/h2oriol/channels/wrestling_castellano/images/2825972matth.jpg

Sorry :(

[Matt Harty]

OMFG >:

[liquidstatik]

I AM IN PAIN RIGHT NOW

[liquidstatik]

Drev made me say that :<

He burned his finger on a smoke bomb and burned his thumb. There's a blister. :(

[ScruU2wice]

I'm going to cut these pants that I never wear, so I can have atleast one pair of shorts...

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE THREE CHARACTERS :eek

[Esuohlim]

Two of them suck though. :(

[Emu]

Which means you have four separate accounts and you STILL have the most posts :(

[Esuohlim]

Fartinmowler once thought that Rongi was my character. That would have been sad. :(

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim practically lives here. This is all he has, if he goes outside to try to make friends, the brothers from Detroit kick his lily white ass. :lol

[Esuohlim]

If "my brothers from Detroit" want to drive 15 miles to come here, I won't let them in because I'll be playing video games. >:

[Sajuuk]

:eek

[ScruU2wice]

:fu shoud be changed to :wang






I really miss that guy... :tear

[ScruU2wice]

I got my NES to work after a while :D

[Sam]

admiralsealegs: i am the master of the Turnarounds
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE THE MASTER OF TURNOVERS :LOL
Switch Dingo: FATTY
admiralsealegs: even pc said that was "harsh" :(
Switch Dingo: I thought it was clever
admiralsealegs: clever like a good riddle
Switch Dingo: CLEVER LIKE THE RIDDLER :X
Switch Dingo: was it too harsh?
Switch Dingo: or just harsh enough?
admiralsealegs: i dont know
admiralsealegs: im just in aww
Switch Dingo: you mean awe
admiralsealegs: oh fuck you

[The Retro Kat]

"lily white ass"

Haha, what a faggot, you pussy faggot you.


But searusly now, I can do an inward two and a half on one and three meter.

[The Retro Kat]

We're making good time against the pyph thread to 200, we can do it

[The Retro Kat]

BITCHES

[Emu]

Location: where?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/HechoEnMexico.gifLocation: where?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/HechoEnMexico.gifLocation: where?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/HechoEnMexico.gifLocation: where?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/HechoEnMexico.gifLocation: where?
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/HechoEnMexico.gif

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

No, just stop.

[Sajuuk]

I think it's time I busted some caps 'round here >:

[Anonymous]

RATATATATATATATATAT!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!


An' 2 in yo' dome mothafucka!

Pop! pop!

[Big McLargehuge]

:(

[robuttocks]

somebody give me my account back :(

[Matt Harty]

Idiot I told you i'd change the password back for you if you logged out.

[Pub Lover]

POST COUNT FIGHT!! :eek

-willie

[Pub Lover]

KITTES :D

-willie

[Pub Lover]

BABIES D:

[Pub Lover]

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie

[Pub Lover]

7:41 PM

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

KITTES :D

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

BABIES D:

[Pub Lover]

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue :lol

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue :lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

:lol

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

:lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie

[Pub Lover]

MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE

[Pub Lover]

HEY WILLIE

[Pub Lover]

HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE :x

-willie

[Pub Lover]

hi capn't crunch :rolleyes or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman :rolleyes or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

hi capn't crunch :rolleyes or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman :rolleyes or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

[Pub Lover]

I ATE A DOUGHNUT

[Pub Lover]

oh w/e :rolleyes

Hey Jim, do you do kidnappings on request?

[Pub Lover]

HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie

[Pub Lover]

even

[Pub Lover]

HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN :(

[robuttocks]

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS :(

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

[Pub Lover]

that w/e was for willie not you dickman :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND :lol AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL :lol

-willie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

oh w/e :rolleyes

Hey Jim, do you do kidnappings on request?

Sometimes

[Pub Lover]

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

Jim, There is a cute chick that lives in North Virginia, & you have 14 hours to kidnap her before she leaves for Germany. If you time it right it would be several weeks before she is reported missing.

[Pub Lover]

10:45

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

Jim, There is a cute chick that lives in North Virginia, & you have 14 hours to kidnap her before she leaves for Germany. If you time it right it would be several weeks before she is reported missing.

Is she Asian?

[Pub Lover]

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY >:

-willie

Coincidentily, she is half fillipino, so yes.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<

Nah, I'm top lazy to kidnap anyone.

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[robuttocks]

Idiot I told you i'd change the password back for you if you logged out.
stfu

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol

Totally wicked dudes!

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING :(

Oh well, thank you for your time, Jim.

[Pub Lover]

I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME

[robuttocks]

[b]http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13182[/b]

[Pub Lover]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

[robuttocks]

[b]http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13182[/b]

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Matt Harty]

Liquid you want it back or not. >:

[robuttocks]

[b]http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13182[/b]

[robuttocks]

Liquid you want it back or not. >:
duh >:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Matt Harty]

omg thats it.

[Matt Harty]

GET ON AIM THEN MOFO

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

sry :(



































give it back >:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

I CANT GET ON AIM OH-NO LOL

JUST PM ME >:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

stfu pub >:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

>:

[Pub Lover]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

:(

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

oh :(

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

WHO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING :rolleyes >:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

>:

[Pub Lover]

>:

[robuttocks]

>:

KAY I GOTTA GO PLAY WITH MY NEW BAND SO STFU PUB >:

[Pub Lover]

Right, now that sure helped my post count. :D

[Pub Lover]

Hey, sorry Liquid. I was all after the postcount. :(

I think I'll go after the 1500, so I'll start quoteing page 2...

haha, I'm so cheating for my postcount. :picklehat

[Matt Harty]

>:

[Matt Harty]

>: >:

[Pub Lover]

I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS

Cheer up, Matt,. :(

[Matt Harty]

I'm all cheered up :o

[Pub Lover]

:ANGRYJERKPOST

[Matt Harty]

i have to pee :eek

[Pub Lover]

I WANT TO HAEV UR MAN SECKS WILLIE!

[Matt Harty]

okay guys i peed :lol

[Pub Lover]

WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS :lol AM I RIGHT

-willie

[Pub Lover]

PENIS!

[Matt Harty]

this is the best thing to happen to mockwars for a really long time.

[Pub Lover]

::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH:: :(

[Matt Harty]

My Ramen Noodles are hot :(

[Pub Lover]

i mena it :lol

-willie

[Matt Harty]

POOK

[liquidstatik]

WELL THEY'RE GROSS COLD :X

[Pub Lover]

PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<

[Matt Harty]

TRUE


WELCOME BACK LIQUID :O

[Pub Lover]

VAGINA!

[Matt Harty]

OK I THINK WE'RE DONE

-willie

[Matt Harty]

BBQCAKES

[Pub Lover]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET :lol

[Matt Harty]

Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

[liquidstatik]

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

[Matt Harty]

toilet cock :lol

-willie

[liquidstatik]

omg where has sam been? :(

[Pub Lover]

BOOBZ

[Matt Harty]

^_^;; ANIME FASE

I dunno, SAM IS INVISIABLE

[Pub Lover]

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie

[Matt Harty]

DID YOU GET CHICKEN AND BEER?

IM MAKING RAMEN NOODLES :)



LOLOLOLOL

[liquidstatik]

SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie

willie has the coolest avatar :o

[Sajuuk]

>:

[Pub Lover]

i saw that :rolysesyes

[Matt Harty]

LOL @ RAMEN NOODLES :(

[liquidstatik]

DID YOU GET CHICKEN AND BEER?

IM MAKING RAMEN NOODLES :)



LOLOLOLOL
OMFGLOL


STFU SAJERK >:

[Matt Harty]

BACK FROM EATING NOODLES

[Pub Lover]

I LIKE SECKS

[Matt Harty]

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[Sajuuk]

>:

[Pub Lover]

>: :/

[Matt Harty]

PAEG 45 MUTHA FUCKAS!!!1 >:

[liquidstatik]

OMFG EVERY1 DOWNLOAD

Halloween (Trick or Treat Mix)
its by Da Boy Tommy

ITS LIEK OMG-AWESOME

[Matt Harty]

IM EATING BURGER KING! 8-)

[Matt Harty]

IM GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT

[Matt Harty]

RIGHT NOW

[liquidstatik]

omg you should its awesome >:

[Sajuuk]

>:

[Matt Harty]

CANT FUCKING FIND IT >:

[Matt Harty]

NVM GOT IT :O

[Matt Harty]

its ok :/

[Sajuuk]

>:

[liquidstatik]

LOL EVERYBODY PM ROG AND SAY THAT SAJURK POSTED PORN >:

SO HE CAN GET BANNED >:




























****** >:

[Matt Harty]

OMG WHAT A WASTE GIMME THE SN BACK LIQUID :lol




OMG I SAW SAJUUK POST IT TOO BUT HE EDITED IM TELLING

[liquidstatik]

THE MIDDLE OF ITS COOL AS SCHOOL 8-)

[liquidstatik]

OMG WHAT A WASTE GIMME THE SN BACK LIQUID :lol
:lol >: :(

[Matt Harty]

I used to like happy hardcore, then I moved into hardcore techno. :(

Cause I luv bass. :(

[liquidstatik]

k gotta go >:

[Matt Harty]

c u

[Sajuuk]

>:

[Matt Harty]

Shut the fuck up, you'll never be welcome here.

[Emu]

My watch has indiglow :hypno

[Emu]

Which is good because it's almost noon and it's really dark outside :chatter

[Emu]

I don't like storms :faint

[Sajuuk]

>:

[Emu]

EVERYBODY POST YOUR FAVORITE WORD

MINE IS KUMQUAT

[Pub Lover]

SIT ON IT POSTY :lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

:melt :(

[Pub Lover]

HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING! :)

[Pub Lover]

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

& his posts are real ones too. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!! >:

[Pub Lover]

NOO

[Pub Lover]

YES!

[Pub Lover]

BRING IT, SAMMY

[Pub Lover]

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. :(

[Matt Harty]

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie

[Pub Lover]

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS :(
Because you guys copied my curerent postcount increasing gig, I'm now reposting recent shit. :(

[Matt Harty]

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie

[Pub Lover]

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

current*

[Matt Harty]

lol butch cassidy and the sunshine kids :lol

-willie

im sry pub :(

[Pub Lover]

I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie
:lol

[Pub Lover]

YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB >:

[Pub Lover]

I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job. :lol

I'm poor now, however. :(

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon. :(

[Pub Lover]

What was your job???

[Pub Lover]

AHAHA FUN :lol

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO

[Pub Lover]

I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE. :(

[Pub Lover]

I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<


THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES

[Pub Lover]

I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK :(.

[Pub Lover]

KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. :)

[Pub Lover]

R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<

[Pub Lover]

NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)

[Pub Lover]

OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{

[Pub Lover]

POST

[Pub Lover]

POST #2

[Pub Lover]

WINNER: CHOJIN

[Pub Lover]

I think Tubesock won this round, guys.

[Pub Lover]

I HATE this thread >:

-willie

[Pub Lover]

tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy :lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66 :lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting :lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie

[Pub Lover]

tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie

[Pub Lover]

the retro tubesock :lol

-willie

[Sam]

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

current*

UPDATE: I already bought it. :(

[Pub Lover]

[center:42d1ba40de]I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around[/center:42d1ba40de]

[Pub Lover]

[center:022489fad7]I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round [/center:022489fad7]

[Pub Lover]

[center:2ecb5c2425]I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so[/center:2ecb5c2425]

[Pub Lover]

[center:a27a7da37f]I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round[/center:a27a7da37f]

[Pub Lover]

[center:289788b4a0]I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so[/center:289788b4a0]

[Sam]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/DSC00081___1089105739rc__52d2749b.jpg

[Pub Lover]

[center:24af1488fe]No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so[/center:24af1488fe]

[Pub Lover]

[center:ad2a1971be]Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so[/center:ad2a1971be]

[Pub Lover]

http://img52.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/alba.jpg

:wank

[Pub Lover]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/DSC00081___1089105739rc__52d2749b.jpg
:wank

[Pub Lover]

[center:817a6aa02b]The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read[/center:817a6aa02b]

[Pub Lover]

[center:666102c0cb]My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?[/center:666102c0cb]

[Pub Lover]

[center:d070620c47]I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean[/center:d070620c47]

[Pub Lover]

[center:695012fcdc]My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?[/center:695012fcdc]

[Pub Lover]

[center:42e666a33e]http://www.geocities.com/urbansuicidejunkie/ama_amalia/ama_001.txt
:wank
[/center:42e666a33e]

[Sajuuk]

Do you know?

[Pub Lover]

Do I know what? >: