I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dimnos]

:pagebrak

[Dimnos]

http://sheeats.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/blue_bell_brand.jpg



The ONLY mother fucking Ice Cream. >:

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/DRINKOFTHEDEVIL.jpg
DEVIL DRINK IS DISGUSTING. DEVIL DOUGHNUTS ARE WORSE INCASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING.

[Fathom Zero]

What a coincidence. I spent most of my money at Jungle Jim's on Cheerwine.

[elx]

i have better tasting cough syrup

[Fathom Zero]

The aftertaste is awful, and it's better cold. Better to have something to wash it down with afterward, dude.

[Dimnos]

Like rum.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had two deuces of Steel Reserve last night to wash down the TNA PPV.

[Kitsa]

where the hell is the Cheerwine at Jungle Jim's? I can never find it and the giraffe phone people are no help.

[Fathom Zero]

It's only over in the bottles, near the Nehi and all the other weird bottled sodas. They don't have it in cans or six or twelve packs. :(

[Grislygus]

so, while trying to give my billing information while booking a room at a comfort inn, i had to try and convince the prick on the other end of the line that I knew what my own zip code was

"umm, I'm sorry, the system's saying that 92653 is not the zip code for Laguna Hills..."

"well. I just double checked, and according to Google, the U.S. Post Office disagrees."

I ended up having to give the motherfucker my old oregon address

[Colonel Flagg]

I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.

[Esuohlim]

ONE YEAR FREE OF AMAZON PRIME, THX FATHOM

[Fathom Zero]

No problem, kiddo. ;)

[Grislygus]

willie how ARE you.doin

[executioneer]

im aight

gotta go pickup my cousin from the airport in a bit, geezzzz who gets a flight that arrives at 1am

[executioneer]

if i include a real rifle as part of my comic-con costume will they throw me out do you think

[executioneer]

what about just real bullets, and no gun

[Grislygus]

ha us otaa dp what ya fotta.do

[Grislygus]

ya gotta do

[Grislygus]

actually, thats a good question, wheres he coming from?

[Grislygus]

everybody's working for the weekend

[executioneer]

virgina

[Grislygus]

shit low battery is screamibng at me

[Grislygus]

puppy dawgs

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak

I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.


I went to a hotel in Wisconsin where I guess someone else had just checked in from the same hometown. Total coincidence, I didn't know them, but the desk clerk was really eager to shove their information sheet across the counter...name, credit card number, everything...to see if I recognized them. I found that a little alarming.

[elx]

jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight :(

[Fathom Zero]

btw kitsa, I spent an hour in the cheese section as I walked in, overwhelmed by free samples. I'm not really a cheese guy, so most of what I get comes from blocks in Walmart, but they had some fresh samples of their mozzarella there that fried my brain.

[Grislygus]

jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight :(

about what

[Fathom Zero]

your cock

[Grislygus]

oh. i posted again.well, that depends On where i am. In Oregon, I was a lightweight. When I visisted Scotland, i was my low tolerance was flat out embarrasing to my relatives there, but now that i#ve moved back to california, people have started making cracks about alcohol poisoning, I and I alone am expected to byob, and the store manager at work (two years older than me) has pulled me aside and told me not to drink too much when I clock out on my Fridays... based on what he's fucking HEARD, not because it's affected my work at all.

[Grislygus]

plus I'm on a NIGHT SHIFT that ends exactly at the point when no one at my friends parties can drive. so, beer and whiskey run on the way there from work.

[Tadao]

CALI HAS HEART YES WE DO

[Grislygus]

I'm sure that i am a lightweight by tadao's standards. las night i just had a few buddies over, and none of them drink newcastle, so i can count how much i drank total last night

RECORDED FOR POSTERITY

[Grislygus]

okay, so i know i did three tall jack and cokes, and there are ten newcastles left, out of two twelve packs, and i remember snagging one of the coors they brought

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think that I've ever consumed anything like that. Expensive fucking fun, yeh

[Grislygus]

why the fuck would they prefer coors to newcastle, i don't know. and i KNOW it's england's prolific spiritual equivalent of budweiser/ccors/miller, but still, it' just goddamned BETTER

[Tadao]

My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week. :(

[Grislygus]

i've always been kind of worried about the "alcoholic" thing, but it's like, what do you do when you drink legally for the first time and realize that you already have a high tolerance

i mean, i fucking almost two hundred pounds, yeah, but that shouldn't mean that i would be able to split two beer pitchers on my twenty first, and only get drunk after another hour of drinking and a wave of goldschlagers. I'm an expensive fucking drunk

[Tadao]

yeah but I'm almost 40, 20 years of heavy drinking to get qualifies me as a boozer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YOU LET ME TALK TO HER. I'LL SET HER STRAIGHT ON WHO'S WHO ON THE ALCOHOLIC HIERARCHY.

[Tadao]

SAYS MR BABY ON THE WAY BETTER SAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.

:howthemightyhavefallen

[Sam]

My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week. :(

PUSSY

[Pentegarn]

I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.

:howthemightyhavefallen

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[Tadao]

she's worth it

[Pentegarn]

PUSSY

That's his motivation to cut back on the beers :lol

[The Leader]

she's worth it
AAAWWWWWWWWWW

[Pentegarn]

AAAWWWWWWWWWW

Seriously though I thought that as well Leader

[stevetothepast]

I usually drink 2 dozen from sunday to thursday, and then another dozen and some crown royal or old sam rum friday and saturday.

[Fathom Zero]

What horseshit.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I just read that prostitution is legal in New Zealand.

I was going to say "And yet, Pub Lover spends his evenings posting on the goddamn internet" but he doesn't do that much anymore :eek

Proactive for the pussssssy :eek ;) :eek ;)

[Esuohlim]

And how about MetalMilitia, where's that guy been?

WHO CARES :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

Lenor?

HOPE SHE'S DEAD :eek :eek

[Zhukov]

I care where Metal Militia is. I don't know what a Lenor is though.

[MarioRPG]

Yeah that game he made was cool.

[Kitsa]

Don't speak her name and summon the beast :(

It's Bastille Day! Bastille Day is good because you can go get supercheap fireworks (as long as you don't tell the staunchly Mercan vendor that you're one of the evil Frenchies). A couple of years ago I held big barbecues in my backyard, but the Great Property Value Equalizers on either side of me have changed that scenario somewhat. :(

[Zhukov]

Happy Pastille day!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8500000/Fruit-Pastille-Wrapper-fruit-pastilles-8561004-400-400.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

It's Bastille Day!

Off with their heads! :party

[Tadao]

GW72Gmqjse4

[RaNkeri]

Wycliffe theme, awwww yeaaahhhhhh :boohoo

[Tadao]

Bastille Day Fuck Yeah!

[Kitsa]

I was making a Bastille Day cake, and was in the middle of some very intricate work involving black decorator gel and a stylized sketch of the Tour Eiffel, when the fucking tube decided to splat out a big, oily bubble of watery gel in the middle of it. Completely ruined everything, and my attempt to scrape off the gel failed because the icing was a sticky type and held onto it. My cake now looks like a waterlogged bar code.

:(

[The Leader]

Why would you have the Eiffel Tower on a Bastille day cake? It wasn't built until, like, a hundred years after the fact. And did you seriously just write it the french way? Arrogant. >:

[Kitsa]

Why arrogance? You threatened by it or something? I can say Tour Eiffel by the same virtue that I can phlegm up the word Chanukah if I want to (but don't) --origin of the Kitsa.

Besides it being just a generic French symbol these days, very much like the Statue of Liberty is for the US ( a gift from France, thanks, and co-designed by Eiffel), and Bastille Day having become a catchall French holiday, who the hell gives a fuck what I put on my cake? I could put a tap-dancing penis in a beret on the thing and still be fully within my rights.

[The Leader]

THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

[Fathom Zero]

That'd be a pretty sweet cake. :lol

[Babs]

Could you make a cake with a tap dancing penis in a berret on it?

[Kitsa]

I probably could.

Well, yes I could, but I'm a little caked-out at the moment. I've made more cake recently than I usually do.

[Pentegarn]

You know you have to make this cake with a tap dancing penis now right?

And post pics

[Shrubfest]

I second this.

[The Leader]

I would actually like to see it too. :<

[Kitsa]

:/

[Dimnos]

I too would like to throw my hat into the tap dancing penis cake ring.

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak



dammit :(

Let me think about it. Logistics, man, logistics.

[Fathom Zero]

I offer to be the model.

[Tadao]

nsfw

http://www.halfbraincartoons.com/toons/icons/dancingpenis.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I can't wait to see this when I get home tonight. :(

[Pentegarn]

I can't wait to see the tap dancing penis cake

Though the picture was fun too

[Kitsa]

dammit, you would pick the hottest, most humid and least cake-sculpture-friendly time of year, too.

I will work on it. Go about your business.

[Tadao]

Can I have just the tip?

[Kitsa]

I briefly considered making one of gum paste because that would be fairly easy, but quickly realized that then there would be some sort of evidence I might have to explain to someone later. No, best that the thing leave no trace.

[Tadao]

Will it be a big chocolate cake with a creamy filling?

[Dimnos]

Why? You could leave it as an anonymous gift to one of your lovely neighbors.

[Pentegarn]

Or drop it off a that ice cream social church you were talking about from before :lol

[Kitsa]

Believe it or not, I'm not actually a bawdy bachelorette/hen-party type of girl. This will be a bit of an atypical thing for me.

[Fathom Zero]

This is a fun-shit-to-take-a-picture-of-and-put-on-the-internet thing.

[Kitsa]

suppose so, except now I'm someone's mom.

[Fathom Zero]

When you use that as a reason to stop doing fun things, then sure.

[Pentegarn]

Will your kid ever have reason to know that RL you = Kitsa?

[Tadao]

ALL KIDS FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR INTERNET LIFE, IT'S TOO LATE TO BE AN ANGEL.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I know about my dad cruising for trannies. :truestory

[kahljorn]

:lol

TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST:
delete some shit from your inbox :O

[Babs]

Your dad's your mom?

[Pentegarn]

No, his dad is Eddie Murphy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST:
delete some shit from your inbox :O


Hahahha, stupid things maxes out at satan.

edit: Cleaned out my box.

[Kitsa]

Ok, I have the dick cake. Anyone know of a place that will not block the images? Photobucket will, I know from experience, and I really don't want to get this all mixed up in my flickr acct.

[Esuohlim]

fapomatic.com

[Kitsa]

I'm trying postimage.org, but they have a shitty interface. We'll see how this goes.

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak


dammit, not working >: Fapomatic links break, too. I'll have to figure it out later, after I finish some stuff I had planned for this evening.

I have 7 pics if anyone can host them.

[Fathom Zero]

IMAGESHACK

[Fathom Zero]

They'll last for a while, at any rate.

[Tadao]

HAVE ESU HOST THEM, HE LOVES BOTH DICK AND CAKE.

[Esuohlim]

JOKE'S ON YOU CUNT I DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH >:

[Fathom Zero]

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Toooooonnnnyyyyyy, haaaaaaaaave sooooooome caaaaaaaake

[Kitsa]

All of the files are automatically breaking...I wonder if it's the naughty filename being blocked or something.

[Pub Lover]

:whitepig

[Fathom Zero]

wah hey now

[Dixie]

neopets keeps getting gayer and gayer. i think it's because i'm there...

[Zhukov]

Ok, I have the dick cake. Anyone know of a place that will not block the images? Photobucket will, I know from experience.

What sort of experience in the dick-cake uploading have you had prior, ma'am?

[Kitsa]

I think it was a naughty gif or some such, and my account ended up getting locked up for a week or something.

[RaNkeri]

mIAMI vICE; FUCK YEAH1

[Chojin]

wtf are these

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKb9vI3HvqPo0QEQ2AUYTzIITsexy4jECbo

they look like pastel cheeseburgers or fleshlight inserts

[Esuohlim]

I thought they were earmuffs

THE BEST IN BALTIMORE

[executioneer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaron

[Zhukov]

How the hell do you get to your age without knowing what a macaroon is? My word.

[executioneer]

they aren't colored different colors / don't have creme filling here, though

i only knew because google

[executioneer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroon

[Kitsa]

Don't discover macaroons, you'll gain all your weight back :(

They're hard as hell to make but they're delicious. I ground my own almond flour for these, but that's never happening again.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/macaroons1.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Macaroons= omnomnom

Macarons= never heard of them before, but the just look like complex colourful merangues.

[Chojin]

the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I guess I meant Macaron, although I've always just known the two as different things with the same name.


Oh well, I guess we all learn new things all the time. I, for instance, now know what a fleshlight is.

[Tadao]

:puke

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

_UmOY6ek_Y4

[elx]

FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUMMMMM LETS GOOOOOOOO

[Zhukov]

Post pictures in the zoo thread please!

[Colonel Flagg]

Say "Hi" to the octopusses for me. :)

[captain516]

DONT LET THE OCTOPUSS NEAR YOUR OCTOPUSSY

[Otto]

I want to pet a stingray and then freak out when I see what a horseshoe crab looks like under its shell.

[Kitsa]

the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things


There are Jewish macaroons and there are these. Jewish macaroons are basically blobs of coconut and condensed milk and eggs that are soft, sticky creampuffs. These are made of almond flour and are piped onto parchment, then left to air dry until that outer shell dries. Then when you bake them, you get the "feet"...that's the ruffly part that rises underneath that makes it look like a squat mushroom cloud.

Ideally, the "feet" are chewy and the top part is a hollow bubble. They're really, really addictive and good ones cost an arm and a leg in a european bakery.

[Grislygus]

so, even though I blew off fathom zero's suggestion to drink Kraken rum a few months ago, several of my friends were going off about it being the best shit ever, so i was convinced to try it and, I DO have to admit;



rum is a ridiculous fruit loop of a drink


also, I saw this wierd damn preview for a wierd damn movie called Scott Pilgrim vs the World, which caused me to look up the apparently well-reviewed Scott Pilgrim vs The World comic book, which made me realize that people, in general, are completely fucking retarded

[Fathom Zero]

I ENJOY RUM SOMETIMES AND WHEN I DO, I DRINK WITH THE KRAKEN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend was just drinking a bunch of kraken yesterday.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.brewerytoursofsandiego.com/breweries.html


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAA AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Otto]

I didn't like Kraken that much, but I loved the bottle and the label.

This morning I had a whiskey sour made with Georgia Moon. It wasn't bad.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.

[Dimnos]

You dont even have to leave the airport to gamble. They have mini-casinos you can hit up while your waiting.

[Tadao]

There are slot machines in the bathroom stalls.

[Fathom Zero]

You missed out on the glory holes?

[Kitsa]

holy shit I'm tired.

There's a glory hole directory somewhere but I'm too tired to look it up right now.

[Fathom Zero]

dude, I think you put it in this thread a while ago. I remember the sexiness.

[kahljorn]

Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.

Sweet. I was just thinking how i wantd to go to vegas;O

[Kitsa]

Found it.


NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Glory Hole Directory (http://www.gloryhole.org/)

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

[Colonel Flagg]

I knew we could count on Kit. :\

[Tadao]

You can't search by city? :(

[Pentegarn]

You can, sort of. Hit a state and it lists them with cities.

C-bus only has one glory hole. It is in our "bathhouse"

I have heard bad things about that place. All from my friend who looks like Ron Jeremy and teaches MMA

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[kahljorn]

the only place there's a glory hole in town is at this park i really like that has peacocks

:(

[Sam]

THAT AIN'T THE ONLY KIND OF COCKS IT HAS

[Seven Force]

more like octoroons

[kahljorn]

:lol
:(

one time i saw a crane

[Grislygus]

it was sitting on a plane, trying in vain to keep its ill-gotten gains as it tried to make plain its considered disdain for the hopelessly urbane

[Kitsa]

There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

[Shrubfest]

Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.


WAY TO PUT THEM ON THE MAP SHRUB.

[Colonel Flagg]

What I want to know is why CNN did not include this important bit of demographic information in their evaluation of their annual 100 best places to live in the US?

>:

[Dimnos]

Because AC doesnt like to wait in line?

[Dimnos]

http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/605ac106-3cf0-450d-99da-465109b7a55c1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol Bill Murray's never seen Seinfeld.

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201008/bill-murray-dan-fierman-gq-interview?currentPage=1

Goddamn, I've got a lotta respect for the man.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a great article.

[The Leader]

I started reading it because I saw that Daniel Clowes did the illustration for it but then I realized that I really couldn't give a damn about what some guy who I've never talked to thinks about stuff.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I like things. And because I do, I read that.

[Esuohlim]

Bill Murray strikes me as the kind of guy who spends his day on the internet posting on message boards but types with two fingers and doesn't know how to use search engines

[Sam]

AND THEN HE MAKES GARFIELD. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Awesome. :shark

[Sam]

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

JUST LIKE BEE MOVIE.

[Pentegarn]

There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

There's a couple in Steubenville too I thought. That's practically West Virginia anyway.

[Kitsa]

We have a Hustler Hollywood in Monroe, it's only about 2 mins from where the Giant Foam Jesus used to be. No glory holes listed there, though.

They also apparently caught a serial killer in Monroe yesterday. So hey!

[Otto]

Wow, lookit that! There's a porno theater in Charleston, guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!

[Tadao]

I should add a glory hole to some church address.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"

[Dimnos]

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

This would have been pure gold. :lol The rest of his costume would have to be something like the Dude from Big Lebowski. Just some dirty sweatpants, a house robe and the plastic Garfield mask.

[RaNkeri]

b5C4N7UwVS4

[Fathom Zero]

Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

TADAO, DON'T JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF ME, K THANKS

[Kitsa]

This really has nothing to do with anything, but does anyone know of an actual font close to the font on a bar of Ivory soap? I've been looking all afternoon and can't find one. I'm sure the real one is proprietary, but I wanted to duplicate it with a name instead of the Ivory logo (for a cake) and I'm too lazy to think about how to invent the rest of the font to match.


edit: fuck it, never mind, going to use Times Italic and just wing it...the hard part will be the swirls under the word, but it's just a cake.

[MLE]

Good luck! There's a font for my phone that takes a picture of the font and tells you what the closest font they can find, along with the name of it, showing you examples.

[Kitsa]

fonts.com has a "20 questions" sort of identifier, but it didn't work well in my case because they didn't have many questions about the letters I had to work with (IVORY). Oh well, as I said, it's just a cake.

[Colonel Flagg]

Just some dirty sweatpants, a house robe and the plastic Garfield mask.

Funnier by far than the actual movie. :\

[MLE]

That's unfair. They had a reputation to uphold.

[Dixie]

system failure.

[Sam]

BILL VS WILLIE: FIGHT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/77b9ae2f.jpg

[Kitsa]

Kitsa likes this. :thumbsupsign

[Colonel Flagg]

Bill looks like he's about to crap in his pants.

[Fathom Zero]

I can imagine the sound coming out of him.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkhhhhhhhhhh

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Tadao]

:O

[Esuohlim]

System Restore you've saved my ass again :eek

But those MST3k episodes were probably worth the viruses :(

[Esuohlim]

Fuck, it's 7:30am. I've hit that point where I might as well stay up for 14 more hours.

[Zhukov]

Only if you have work or school. I do this all the time. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

System Restore you've saved my ass again :eek

But those MST3k episodes were probably worth the viruses :(

Only if they were the episodes where they go back in time to rome.

[The Leader]

I didn't like that whole storyline thing they did.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But those were the funniest episodes though. Horror at part. Beach. Devil doll. The puma man and there wwas one more. Some flying japanese guy these kids called space chief invasion of the neptune men maybe?

[The Leader]

PRINCE OF SPACE

[Fathom Zero]

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/ap-conan-painting-sold.html

as it should have. >:

[Fathom Zero]

jfFunjzyIsE

Not a fan of Costello at all, but this is good. :\

[captain516]

BILL VS WILLIE: FIGHT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/77b9ae2f.jpg


woah woah woah back the fuck up
Where is this from?

[Fathom Zero]

Next year, gentlemen. Or when I have money. Probably the latter.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

woah woah woah back the fuck up
Where is this from?

Comic con in all its glory

[captain516]

I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.

[Otto]

I didn't like that whole storyline thing they did.

According to some of the interviews I've seen, they only did that because the Scifi network demanded that they have a "storyline." I think Kevin Murphy was the one that said "We don't need a storyline, we're a PUPPET SHOW."

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

I... kinda want one of these.

[executioneer]

I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.
man i havent even seen those fuckers

why the fuck did i buy all these conversation hearts to throw at them

[Kitsa]

http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

I... kinda want one of these.


me too. It's kind of like a fantasy no obligations house.

[The Leader]

According to some of the interviews I've seen, they only did that because the Scifi network demanded that they have a "storyline." I think Kevin Murphy was the one that said "We don't need a storyline, we're a PUPPET SHOW."
I know that. It still doesn't make it fun to watch. :\

[Zhukov]

Tadao is Yellow, Millhouse is cyan.

[Tadao]

:bow

[Zhukov]

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I SWEAR.

[Kitsa]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

c7YN7A2IupI

:lol

[MLE]

You missed me, Zhukov.

[Fathom Zero]

OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3554/35250447537322081521697.jpg

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9871/35250447537327081521697.jpg

[RaNkeri]

:conspiracy

[Esuohlim]

THE LEFT ONE: "MIAMI VICE"
THE RIGHT ONE: "FUCK YEAH"

>:

[RaNkeri]

Damn you >:

[Grislygus]

I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.

what is this wbc

[RaNkeri]

Man, I can't act cryptic worth shit

[Esuohlim]

Westboro Baptist Church aka wildly big cunts

[MLE]

Is that the baptist church johnathon clement was all on about when he first came here against DDAAF?

[Sam]

I AIN'T SEEN NO WIDLY BIG CUNTS AT COMIC-CON YET, I THINK IT WAS ALL A BIG STUNT PROBABLY SOME VIRAL ADVERSTISEMENT FOR SOMETHING LIKE CLOVERFIELD 2

[Tadao]

Did you see Angelina Jolie? I'm sure her cunt is weally big.

[Chojin]

i finally got a cassette thing so i can play audio from my phone through my car speakers. now i can play pandora in my car.

i looked everywhere on my sirius account for a way to cancel it, and sure enough i had to call them. i was paying like $15/mo for sirius. the woman of course was like 'so why you canceling on us', and i said '$15/mo for radio is ridiculous' and she was like o rly. how about... $20 for 5 months?

i was like wat, but pandora was still $36/year and plays better music and i can skip tracks. then she was like 'okay, how about... $50 for a year'. NO BRO. then she starts to go through the unsubbing process while breathing heavily into my ear, like she's trying not to cry. then at the end, she repeats the discounted options.

jesus fuck, it was like canceling an AOL subscription. also wtf @ them charging me $15 ($18 if i wanted to actually listen to the radio on my pc too) and then cutting that price down to like a fifth of that when i wanted to dipset. should have thought of that before you gouged me, faggots.

[Supafly345]

That's how you get free HBO.

[Babs]

So I see we're separating each other by color now.

[Zhukov]

You missed me, Zhukov.
For a second there I thought you were being seductive :\ When I said Tadao was Yellow it could have been misconstrued that I was calling him Asian.
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3554/35250447537322081521697.jpg

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9871/35250447537327081521697.jpg
Da platter dat matter. There it is.

[MLE]

Tadao is Yellow, Millhouse is cyan.

>:

[Zhukov]

If you gave me back my editing rights I could change it!

[MLE]

I wasn't the one to take them away, so I don't think that would be proper.

You could try for a different apology, though!

[Zhukov]

I'm sorry MLE for not noticing your colour change. I will make sure next time that I check first before posting.

[elx]

how does one go about losing their editing feature?

[RaNkeri]

bDbpzjbXUZI

[Chojin]

how does one go about losing their editing feature?

if someone deletes their own stupid or incriminating posts, i tend to take away their ability to do it in the future

[Tadao]

Who is Anonymous?

[Fathom Zero]

Omg my hugo montenegro LPs I can play now.

[elx]

WILLIE I DUAL SCREENED ZELDA AND G4'S OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING COVERAGE OF COMIC CON ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND I COULDNT FIND YOU. :(

[elx]

this is very saddening, next time we need to make sure you don't leave without your brickhouse child locator :(

[elx]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6261/hypnotriew.png

:hypno

[elx]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8550/grownups.png

[elx]

vegans are dumb

[elx]

fathomzero is dumb

[elx]

savings account is dumb

[elx]

wwe or wwf or w/e is really dumb

[elx]

prevent drunk posting by putting a lock on your phone, you'll never be able to type the password

[elx]

shut your neighbors up by moving

[elx]

do you all drink 8 glasses of water a day??/

[MLE]

I do

[Tadao]

Someone under 18 devirginize her please.