I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Kitsa]

I saw that sort of thing IRL as a kid and it gave me nightmares as a kid.

Cat had kittens in grandparents' chimney somehow. Grandfather started fire, opened flue, voila...kittens on fire.

[Babs]

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

[Kitsa]

shitty, sleepless night. I hate what winter does to me.

I look like Carrot Top with a hangover. Well, like, 1990's Carrot Top, without the steroid thing.

[Tadao]

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

Because you look like a little shit fuck tard that I hated when I was a teen. But that's all over now and you look like a nice handsome young man. Hopefully it's because you ditched that twat of a GF. Hahahaah seriously, she is a hateful bitch, not like us!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MAN: Say, Jasper. What comes after 75?
JASPER: 76.
That is the spirit. :)

[elx]

if anyone is still giftwrapping, pick up one of these!

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3298/310344324492bae19fc1.jpg
amaaaaazing

[Esuohlim]

EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

[Tadao]

One if you do it right

[Esuohlim]

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

[elx]

nuh uh, it's like two pieces down the middle, two pieces on each edge, several on a bow/for a tag...so on :(

:marthastewart

[executioneer]

i put one million tapes on everything :badatpresentwrapping

[Tadao]

If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

[elx]

we could always proclaim a new interest in the environment and collectively begin striking against gift wrapping, because it is a a waste and kills trees and also small girls in eastern asia.


edit: also this strike applies to all christmas decorating besides the pretty lights

[Esuohlim]

h8 the environment

This year the only wrapping paper I have available is so thin it's see-through :( So I'm too lazy go to the store to get new paper and I'm also too lazy to double wrap

[kahljorn]

i still havent even bought most people's presents ;/

[captain516]

So I found this Russian website that has, like every Simpsons evar
That's how I spent my first 3 days of break

[Kitsa]

I finished Chanukah and Christmas shopping long ago and I'm up to the February birthdays. :xmas2

[Pentegarn]

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

[Zhukov]

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I also need to do christmas shopping tonight or tomorrow. then some wrappin.

[Colonel Flagg]

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

I always thought of this as cheating. :(

[MLE]

:oneofthosedays

[Phoenix Gamma]

Gift bags are totally lame unless it's for a token gift or you're giving multiple things. Like, I'm not at all close to my aunt and uncle (only see them once or twice a year, and my uncle doesn't really speak english). So I got them each a winter hat and a bag of those fucking awesome Lindor Truffles. So I'll toss those in a bag. My dad's birthday was two weeks ago so we got him some clothes and a copy of Goldeneye Wii, and put all of our gifts together in a bag.

I bought bigtimecow a Nintendo Points card a few years ago and put it in an envelope inside a box inside another box inside another box. He was like "uhhh I hope you didn't spend too much..." Then he bought Paper Mario and never even beat it >: He never beats anything though so that's my fault for buying him video game related gifts two years in a row :lol

On a totally unrelated note, after realizing every female in every group of friends I have is seeing someone, I signed up for OkCupid. As it turns out, there are some totally NOT awful people on there! Like...I would actually maybe date them probably! I expecting to delete my account within 24 hours after getting paired up with some depressed chick.

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, some chick with a dimly lit webcam photo and too much mascara messages me saying "what's up cutie wanna get to know each other more?" and her number. I take back what I said.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

just beware of those people that then want you to join another site to either verify your age/who you are unless the other site is free. They are da scammers.

[Phoenix Gamma]

But verifying my Social Security #'s cool, right?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, that's how you know they are legit peeps.

[Tadao]

EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

One if you do it right

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

I totally made this up. :(

[Wiffles]

http://www.giladorigami.com/P_Rabbit_Lang.JPG

[Tadao]

The white tail is very suspicious. I had an asian friend in 4th grade who taught me how to make a Star Destroyer origami.

This is kinda close to it. I totally forget how to do it now.

a1u0Sypojko

[Fathom Zero]

I am on fire.

[Shyandquietguy]

I will most likely finally be moving out in a month.

I will no longer need to freqeunt the internet, hanging on a on-line forum I seem to have no real connection with in the hopes of avoiding how terribly cramped my life is!

I will finally be focused on managing the loudest volume setting on the speakers without disrupting neighbors, cooking every night to save money, obeying the rules of no pets, keeping my voice to a reasonable level, no dancing due to being above someone, not breaking a hole in the ceiling on being below someone, avoid really loud temper tantrums, avoid crying as loud as the really loud temper tantrums and managing what ever social ties that may seem to go somewhere in the safe hope of not being socially isolated at work!

FREEDOM!!!

[Shyandquietguy]

Did I mention I'm looking towards owning a gun in the near future?

[Fathom Zero]

The worst part of humanity

[Fathom Zero]

is you

[Shyandquietguy]

How are you handling the peyote there?

[Fathom Zero]

I wish I had some, man. Ketamine is nice, though.

[executioneer]

i just did all my xmist shopping in one swelled swoop, approximate cost $utah

[executioneer]

wait this isnt facebook

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry Shyandquietguydude, I was a little harsh. i had some chili and it made me think all crazy like.

[Babs]

Can you handle the K hole?

[Fathom Zero]

Bro, I can handle the shit out of it.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_outside1.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_outside2.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_inside.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_cat.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_glasses.jpg

the blu-ray burner came with these ultra-fab retro 3d glasses.

so anyway:

Intel Core i7 950
2 x Triple Channel 6GB RAM, Corsair Dominator (12GB total)
2 x Radeon 5870s (crossfire)
2 x SSDs, OCZ vertex 60GB, (RAID 0) (120GB total)
2 x HDDS, WD Caviar Black 1TB, (RAID 0) (2TB total)

Named it Jumeaux, for "twins". Got a THEME going on here.

Also this case is the biggest thing I have ever seen. It has two fans in there that are larger than 5" in diameter.

[Wiffles]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cpu_cat.jpg


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I am intrigued as to what kind of purr-formance you are getting from that board?
What O-purr-rating system are you planning for it? How many paw-lygons can the card pull?

Also you look skinny fit as ever, I cant believe you were so different not so long ago ^.^

[Zhukov]

Well, Merry Christmas everyone. I guess Pub is off being festive and is too busy to beat me to it.

[Kitsa]

Merry Christmas to you too!

[Zhukov]

There was a Catherine Tate version of A Christmas Carol on. She said fuck a lot and you would have liked it. Then a Monkey Magic movie.

[Kitsa]

Was there? We only got the second Catherine Tate Christmas Special here, the one where she met Charlotte Church and called her drunk-as-arseholes. I want to see the Christmas Carol one :(

[Pub Lover]

Hullo from Saturday! Merry Christmas to you all. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Eat peppermint bark and die

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm sorry Shyandquietguydude, I was a little harsh. i had some chili and it made me think all crazy like.

That is all right there. I am extremely anti-social these days.

But really, you didn't phase me one bit.

My Christmas holiday was awesome considering the circumstances. How was your holiday?

[Fathom Zero]

It's been alright. My family was nice enough to influence my potential alcoholism and make me a Jim Beam and Coke.

[Chojin]

I am intrigued as to what kind of purr-formance you are getting from that board?
What O-purr-rating system are you planning for it? How many paw-lygons can the card pull?

http://www.notenoughink.com/artteamartteam/nepeta01sm.gif

[stevetothepast]

Merry xmas y'all

[executioneer]

happy birthday to everyones favorite stupid hippy, jesus christ

[Tadao]

HaPPy SaNTa CLause DaY!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.notenoughink.com/artteamartteam/nepeta01sm.gif

:3

[Colonel Flagg]

Holiday cheer to all. :xmas1

[Babs]

Merry Christmas to everybody at I-Mockery :xmas3

[Fathom Zero]

bon noel

[Phoenix Gamma]

HEY GUYS IT'S SNOWING. LET'S ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT SNOW. FUCKING SNOW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SNOW FUCK SHIT PISS SNOW FUCK.

Every year people have to act like the sky is falling whenever we get the first snowfall. It's just granular crystalline ice precipitation, people. We'll live >:

[Ex Leper]

I'm quite enjoying our Post-Christmas blizzard.

[Pub Lover]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldvvy3QLJP1qe0eclo1_r7_500.gif
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. … Time to die.” (http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/)

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus, don't kill yourself Pub. I like you too much.

[Colonel Flagg]

Effing snow - I had enough to last a lifetime last February. :(

[Zhukov]

It even snowed here. WTF?

[Colonel Flagg]

Isn't it Summer in Tasmania? :confused

[captain516]

No snow here
West coast is Best coast

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, northwest, why must your skies continually piss on everything?

[Zhukov]

Isn't it Summer in Tasmania? :confused

Yeah. We got snow on the mountain and the central highlands. It's FUCKED.

[Mockery]

I'm stuck here in the New York blizzard and I don't have a sled.
MUST FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME :O

[executioneer]

SNOWBALL FIGHT ON THE SUBWAY

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/snow-drift-2010.jpg
:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THAT'S WHY WE ARE THE BEAST COAST.

[executioneer]

oh i see ny not nyc

[Mockery]

I'm actually trying to get to NYC and Long Island so I can see my family... but all the trains are shut down and I'm stuck in Albany at the moment.

[Tadao]

MUST FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME :O

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 Highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXaDvcXTwJA

[Tadao]

My brother gave me his answering machine last night and it has 17 unheard messages on it. 2 of them are from my now dead youngest brother.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[Kitsa]

You can look at it as a bad thing, or you can look at it as having a small piece of him for a little while longer.

Anyway, that's how I looked at it with my great grandmother.

[Tadao]

I erased it after 10 minutes. It was of him calling from the mental hospital wanting to come home. While it was nice to hear his voice, all it did was remind me of how frightened and tortured he was.

[stevetothepast]

Sorry to hear about your loss Tadao.

[Tadao]

Thanks Steve, but really it's all ok now that he's gone. We just dealt with my fiances grandma dying last week and this just was another reminder of 2 people we want at our wedding who wont be there.

[elx]

i came in here to complain, but suddenly it doesn't seem appropriate :(

[Tadao]

pussy

[Babs]

Sorry to hear about both of your losses Tadao.

[Tadao]

NO GRIEVING IN THE CHAT THREAD

[Kitsa]

my dad told my mom that I ruined the peppermint christmas cookies by putting peppermint in them.

Beginning to think I can't win.

[Esuohlim]

Being frightened and tortured in a mental hospital is just about the scariest goddamn thing I can think of :( :( :(

[Babs]

http://www.notmytribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nurse-ratched-rachet-ratchet-health-care-lobbyist.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/26/85/49/400_F_26854900_cfmfJvGU9HCqMzPdDcb1q3x6r7TIAdEd.jp g

[MarioRPG]

Being frightened and tortured in a mental hospital is just about the scariest goddamn thing I can think of :( :( :(

Sounds like my past clinical rotation at the asylum.

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, you're such a fgt srs.

[ginger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qF6-2WxAh4

bet he can do that with his pony tail too

[Tadao]

Tadao, you're such a fgt srs.

Senior Citizen?

[Fathom Zero]

Srs bznss sucks, bro.

But yeah, you're old and stuff too, I guess.

[Fathom Zero]

Awwww, who am I kidding? I just want to give you lots and lots of hugs.

[Wiffles]

hugs and drugs


... and jugs

[Zhukov]

You got jugs, Wiffles?

[ginger]

MY PARENTS DONT LET ME EAT SUGAR ANYMORE >:
>:
>:

[Zhukov]

Did you know you can get banned for being unfunny?

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

It's a wonder I haven't been banned yet, then. :sleep

[Pub Lover]

You get credit for being adorable, Colonel. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Guys! I'm friends with the Colonel on the Face Book. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Guys! I watched Die Hard over & over yesterday. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It was a boring day at work. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And I'm wondering what is the deal with the flight attendant checking him out at the start and the lady in her underwear on the phone in the opposite building just after the terrorists seize the building. :eek

[Pub Lover]

McClane also gets a bunch of looks from other ladies in the film & I'm wondering what the subtext is with that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I tried looking it up on the Internet but it just talked about John & Holly's marriage, how black guys get a good treatment in the movie, & that the company employees deserved what happened to them because they were so naughty with the drink, drugs, and sex. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Guys! Today; I'm watching Die Hart 2.

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I am retartet. :x

[Pub Lover]

OK! Guys! I stopped watching that & started watching Die Hard 2. :eek

[Dimnos]

I didnt care for the 2nd one. I thought it sucked.

[Dimnos]

Just out of curiosity... what the hell do you do for a living Pub?

[Dimnos]

Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

[Zhukov]

He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

[Esuohlim]

Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

YES

OH YEAH, NEVER MIND, I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT LOL

[Esuohlim]

LOL

[Esuohlim]

LOLL

[Esuohlim]

LOOLL

[Esuohlim]

Although I can't make duplicates of a post made in the last five minutes :(

[Dimnos]

WHERE IS YOUR INFINITE POWER NOW!!?!?!

[Fathom Zero]

Space the binal frontears

[Babs]

So while arguing with my significant other, the horrible sounds of the shaggs play in the background. Talk about a real fucking nightmare.

[Tadao]

What were you arguing with your mom about?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Just out of curiosity... what the hell do you do for a living Pub?

I'm a cowboy. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

Is 'clicking Submit over & over until it posts' considered waiting? :eek

[Pub Lover]

He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

What is a weta? :confused

[ginger]

Did you know you can get banned for being unfunny?

:confused:i thought gingers were all funny. did i offend you?

[Pub Lover]

I just remembered how to use the ignore function. :eek

[Kitsa]

I was always proud to be a ginger before :/

Also, tonight I drank like a half-gallon of strong margarita. I kind of hit a wall owing to my spinal condition (figuratively) and then got better as I went.

[Wiffles]

Hes a troll, can we keep him? ^.^

[Kitsa]

This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.

2eIFeTn5nJg

Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

[Colonel Flagg]

I thought I had too much to drink at my Dad's 90th birthday party, but it turned out to be a stomach virus. What a relief. :shocked

[Wiffles]

deleted due to double post, oops

[Wiffles]

He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

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This is an approximation of Pub's daily life

[Pub Lover]

efrZdbDh5tk

This is an approximation of Pub's daily life

:pac

[Pub Lover]

Aww, you fixed it yourself with your snazzy edit button. :eek

[Wiffles]

kia ora pub ^.^

[Pub Lover]

Haere mai, Wiffles.

[ginger]

Hes a troll, can we keep him? ^.^
idk if you want to... i leave a trail of ginger pubes and lucky charms wherever i go

[Colonel Flagg]

I was wondering how long it would take ....

[MLE]

looks like it's a small hiatus.

[elx]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6838/screenshot20101230at101.png
hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

[elx]

and farewell to you ginger ;)

[Pub Lover]

So white knighting happens... on the entire Internet? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I don't mind being mean to you, ELX. >:

[Pub Lover]

You know, if you're into that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[elx]

how can you be like that pubby :(...

[Dimnos]

Accommodating?

[executioneer]

um maybe like five years ago we had lots of white knights

these days its more of a black knight situation, honestly

[executioneer]

i blame guitar woman

[Chojin]

it used to be a goddamn epidemic, back when we actually cared about each other and went on field trips

[Guitar Woman]

I actually think you guys treated me less like dirt when I was Father Spaz.

Is it because I broke your hearts? With my penis?

[Tadao]

:lol

[Chojin]

i still think you're the bee's knees

but you don't seem to appreciate it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6838/screenshot20101230at101.png
hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

What's a white knight?

This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.

2eIFeTn5nJg

Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

My gf got me the new ludacris album for christmas and it has a song called this on it that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

[Tadao]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6838/screenshot20101230at101.png
hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!
What's a white knight?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/DUH.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What's a white knight?
It is the thing where we're only nice to ELX in the hopes that she'll get her tits out. :eek

[Pub Lover]

On an unrelated note: Hey Bill, get your knob out! :orgasm

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/DUH.jpg

:lol The picture doesn't show up while I'm at work so I'm still in the dark.

It is the thing where we're only nice to ELX in the hopes that she'll get her tits out. :eek

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tadao]

While telling her to not take her its out.

AKA J.O.A.T.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

On an unrelated note: Hey Bill, get your knob out! :orgasm


Its new years tomorrow so maybe.

:newyears

[Wiffles]

You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

[Tadao]

She has for me.

[Pub Lover]

You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

Neither have you, Sweetheart. :oao

[Wiffles]

Neither have you, Sweetheart. :oao

Its not my job to get the goods you fellas so desire, Im just here for motivational support ^.^

[Babs]

I was used to CiG producing the goods on her drunken late night chats. Ya feel me?

[Pub Lover]

Its not my job to get the goods you fellas so desire, Im just here for motivational support ^.^

I'm talking about your goods, cutebuns. :oao

[Wiffles]

yeah if you like hamsterbutts

[Pub Lover]

If that is what you've you got; it is what I want to see, Sugarchops. :oao

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.

2eIFeTn5nJg

Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

w5837s5oxs8

[elx]

You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>
i'll show you mine if you show me yours :)

turned 18 yesterday, it'll be legit.

[elx]

um maybe like five years ago we had lots of white knights

these days its more of a black knight situation, honestly
you gents are indifferent to females, which is way better than any knighthood.

[Tadao]

No, they are just fagots.

[Tadao]

:wank

[elx]

best cookies ever (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sunny-anderson/peaches-and-cream-oatmeal-cookies-recipe/index.html)

[elx]

happy birthday willie <3

[Fathom Zero]

i like the way she works the balls

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday ELX.

[Esuohlim]

turned 18 yesterday, it'll be legit.

HEY ELX WANNA SKYPE

BE CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE 18 FOR QUITE SOME TIME ;) ;)

[elx]

i like the way she works the balls
that's nothing compared to gina neely, have you seen the way she rubs the pork?

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5895/neelys7preview.jpg
^ best black folk

Happy birthday ELX.
thank you bill!

HEY ELX WANNA SKYPE

BE CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE 18 FOR QUITE SOME TIME ;) ;)
:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

turned 18 yesterday

Dick pics emailed! :eek

[Pub Lover]

She'll have to PM me her address if she wants the required magnifying glass. :eek

[elx]

FJiMD1qaeMI

[Fathom Zero]

:P

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

:love

[Kitsa]

Gulliver's Travels was a completely disappointing movie. Not the Jack Black-being-Jack Black thing, because that's just what he does, but why the hell would you even cast Catherine Tate if you weren't planning to utilize her comic genius? :(

Also, I was trying to figure out of all the ladies' goods were hoisted up under their chins on purpose as some sort of stylistic joke or what, but it was distracting.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, I like black people

[Tadao]

Happy New Year Pubbles and Z-Man.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that stuff to you too when you catch up in a week.

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy New Year to Pub and Zhuk and anyone else either on the Pacific Rim, or "Down Under".

(Anyone hear from KK?)

[Colonel Flagg]

And now, all of Asia and most (if not all) of Africa and Europe.

[Colonel Flagg]

I can't remember if you're 6 or 5 hours ahead in Jolly Old England. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I bought myself a crazy wacky Japanese game for an exorbitant amount of money today.

[Zhukov]

UGGGGHHHHH just got back from a music festival. GOD. I hate just about everyone. Public Enemy was awesome to see live, and a lot of fun, but I really, really needed to kill quite a lot of people to make the three days worth it. Happy new year everyone.

[RaNkeri]

'lo

[RaNkeri]

Oh and happy new year :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Fucking Rankeri. :eek

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/rankeri.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Yay, Kitsa! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

bort bort

[Shrubfest]

I enjoy that the first I-mock post of the new year (for GMT) was Pub. Posting that picture.

[Fathom Zero]

I've never been happier.

[Colonel Flagg]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/rankeri.jpg

THe only thing missing is the message "T" reading "Fuck, Yeah!"

EDIT: and also, Happy New Year, Ranny. :)

[Kitsa]

I can do this:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/finland.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Boo your Friday night/ New Year's eve plans. It is Saturday afternoon & I want to talk about and look at cocks. :eek

[Kitsa]

I'm afraid I can't help you there.

[Fathom Zero]

What do you wish to know about my cock, Pubbles?

[Tadao]

Does it have a pleasure wart?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, that is a good question. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

No warts, no blemishes. What else?

[Kitsa]

I miss the fireworks at Navy Pier from when I lived in Chicago :(

[Dimnos]

Happy new year!

[Dimnos]

Oh and tip of the cock to ole Pubs.

[Chojin]

i parked in a lot where they all but hid the 'private property' sign and got my car towed for a $260 bounty.

[Zhukov]

What kind of revenge are you going to exact?

[executioneer]

I SHOT OFF A BAG OF ROMAN CANDLES IN THE STREET

[Colonel Flagg]

i parked in a lot where they all but hid the 'private property' sign and got my car towed for a $260 bounty.

One year I parked on the Expressway and watched the fireworks over the Schuylkill River across from the Parthenon. Awesome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mega Python Vs Gatoroid

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1680138/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Pub. I'll put something more appropriate here later.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday Pub.

Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

I enjoy that the first I-mock post of the new year (for GMT) was Pub. Posting that picture.

Shrub turned up but not a birthday greet was uttered. You chaps are unforgiving. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

so many threads with capital letters. i'm never using another ever again, not never. >:

[RaNkeri]

THAT'S A DOUBLE NEGATIVE!

[Fathom Zero]

kcoIAIwqafM

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1209/iphonerockme.gif

[Fathom Zero]

bes not mess coz i'm a COPKILLA

[Tadao]

Shrub turned up but not a birthday greet was uttered. You chaps are unforgiving. :eek

Dec 31st, 2010, 05:43 PM

I enjoy that the first I-mock post of the new year (for GMT) was Pub. Posting that picture.


Dec 31st, 2010, 09:43 AM

http://www.blogcadre.com/files/images/bunny_0.jpg

[Pub Lover]

See, that is in a place where I do not look because it is tedious as all hell. :eek

[Pub Lover]

But I stand corrected. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Congrats on having a secret forum. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Danke, Danke. I enjoy that this thread is in loveline.
But it would seem... :eek

[Pub Lover]

Where else would it go? :rolleyes

...that I'm not the only one... :eek

[Pub Lover]

Probably in general blabber, I guess.

...to question where it was posted. :eek

[Tadao]

Well I suppose I could have posted in the happy birthday thread in General Blabber that one of you two made.

:eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Birthday Pub. :D

[Kitsa]

Happy bday pub, since this is where most of your time is spent. Have a fun.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/dirtybirthday.gif

[Esuohlim]

Fuck, I need a new avatar now

[Fathom Zero]

I need a nap now. And maybe a new avatar. I'm not feeling fruit brute anymore.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday Pub. :D

Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

Happy bday pub, since this is where most of your time is spent. Have a fun.
Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

I once asked Chojin to delete all my posts, and when he said I was a pussy I said I'd delete them all individually myself, so he took away my edit button :lol

I never tried or threatened to do such a thing but I am the type of knobhead that would. This is why Chojin preemptively removed my Edit Button. :eek

[Zhukov]

I think he just hates Australasians.

[Zhukov]

Oh, and huppy birthdiy.

[Zhukov]

Uh, that was to Pub, but happy birthday to you too Chojin.