I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Terra]

I think seven ditched another tractor in the Keys.

[Seven Force]

WHATWHATWHAT

[Sam]

ugh everytime I come to this page my stomach churns :(

[Terra]

Why?!

[Seven Force]

[23:56] Sam: HOW CAN I RUIN NOTHING4BUDDHA IN THE BEDROOM IF YOU KEEP KILLING MY LIBIDO WITH THAT GIRL?
[23:56] Sam: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE TRYING TO SHOOT POOL WITH A ROPE
[23:57] Brian: :lol

[Terra]

The Hooters Girl picture???

Jesus if he's THAT distracted by it, he has no rope!!

(budda run!!)

[Sam]

Whatever Seven Force keeps sending me pictures of her.

They get worse everytime. :(

I think he secretly wants to get with it but he won't admit it.

[Terra]

Sam this is a form of birth control. It works wonders.

[Seven Force]

Whatever Seven Force keeps sending me pictures of her.

There was only two. :rolleyes

[Sam]

THERE WERE LIKE 5 LAST WEEK >:

[Terra]

Well that's five out of a quintillion billion. Birth control for a lifetime. Wouldn't the pill be easier?

[nothing4buddha]

goddamnit sevenforce i need to get laid >:

[Sam]

[21:18] SEVENFORCE: Birth Control
[21:18] SAM: A NEW ERA
[21:18] SAM: IN BIRTH CONTROL
[21:22] SAM: YOU PAY FAR OUT THE ASS FOR IT
[21:22] SEVENFORCE: NO
[21:23] SAM: FARRRRRR OUT THE ASS
[21:24] SAM: WTF IS TERRA TALKING ABOUT
[21:24] SAM: SHE'S HIGH
[21:26] SEVENFORCE: I <3 her sooooo much. hahahaha

[Seven Force]

;)

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/milk.gif

[Terra]

I'm not high at all Sam. :lol

God you kids.

[Seven Force]

WANNA GET HIGH?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/towelie_avatar.jpg

[Terra]

goddamnit sevenforce i need to get laid >:

Sam and buddah plz do the deed. Your BOTH online and you NEED to be occupied otherwise. :)

Plz after all this time you haven't done the deed yet??

(are we at 1500 posts yet???)

[Terra]

WANNA GET HIGH?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/towelie_avatar.jpg

I don't DO high.

Drunk once in a while? Yes.

High? NO.

[Seven Force]

*cough*

[Terra]

So is *he* high?

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/vlcsnap-1233606.png

[Seven Force]

WAY TO POST PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS, SAM :rolleyes

[23:32] Sam: YOUR AVATAR SHOULDBE MINE
[23:32] Brian: You want it?
[23:32] Brian: I forgot to add the gloves.
[23:32] Brian: But I didn't want to look at the original pic again. :/
[23:32] Sam: I DEMAND IT
[23:32] Sam: WITH GLVOES
[23:32] Sam: ;_;
[23:33] Sam: FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND

[Seven Force]

I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL

MORE LIKE JEWPAL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/sharonBeanie.jpg

[Sam]

WAY TO POST PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS, SAM :rolleyes

[23:32] Sam: YOUR AVATAR SHOULDBE MINE
[23:32] Brian: You want it?
[23:32] Brian: I forgot to add the gloves.
[23:32] Brian: But I didn't want to look at the original pic again. :/
[23:32] Sam: I DEMAND IT
[23:32] Sam: WITH GLVOES
[23:32] Sam: ;_;
[23:33] Sam: FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND

I got it too.

[Seven Force]

I hope you're enjoying it.

[Seven Force]

I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL

MORE LIKE JEWPAL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/sharonBeanie.jpg

[00:50] Brian: HAHAHAH GET IT
[00:50] Brian: CAUSE HE'S JEWISH
[00:52] Sam: I DON'T GET IT

GW or lunlun would get it. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Hey Seven force what if told you you are a cunt

[Esuohlim]

Terra they know each other in real life you dumb slut

[sadie]

Editing is for fags.

[Guitar Woman]

I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL
Mabye if you kissed Chojin's ass more like me he'd change it for free >:

[sadie]

bragging about it only makes it worse. :puke

[MetalMilitia]

hey guitar woman what if I told you you are gay

[Guitar Woman]

Then you'd be right >:

[MetalMilitia]

I dont think you understand, I just called you gay :x

[sadie]

that's no excuse!

[Guitar Woman]

I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore in this thread :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys Boston Legal is on tonight you all better fucking watch it >:

[Esuohlim]

I just posted in a fyad name change thread what do you think of this seven force sa sa sa sa sa sa

[liquidstatik]

man you guys lose me in all this sa talk. :(

[MetalMilitia]

yea sa that more clearly next time milhouse.

see what I did there

[Guitar Woman]

that was weak :<

[MetalMilitia]

sas you :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

haha ;<

[Guitar Woman]

Hey did you guys know Chojin sent me a dirty picture once :(

[MetalMilitia]

on a scale of 1 to christina agulra, just how dirty was it?

[Esuohlim]

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7135/brian5vu.jpg

:luv

P.S. Did the picture have boobs if so pm please

[MetalMilitia]

im willing to bet it did :yum

[Esuohlim]

It's me and my gf's 5-month anniversary on the 29th but wtf February >:

[Esuohlim]

And I'm out of Girl Scout cookies already >:

[Esuohlim]

I hate you fat tuedays >:

[Esuohlim]

I think TwinkieFace is the best newbie we've had in a while what do you guys think? :(

[Guitar Woman]

I like him too.

[Guitar Woman]

also check your inbox but don't tell chojin I sent you the pic because he trusted me not to betary him and I let him down :(

[Guitar Woman]

I can be such a bitch sometimes :(

[MetalMilitia]

I think he's OK, I remember reading a post by him and chortling. :)

[liquidstatik]

I don't even recognize the name. :x

[Emu]

i have a story

so every other week we have meetings for the student philosophy association where we talk about things that aren't really philosophy but fun to talk about anyway ok

so we have these posters right?? our topic from a month ago was "Is Oral Sex Really Sex?" (yeah i knwo :rolleyes ) and the poster had this picture of a woman eating a banana. well some people got pissed over that and started tearing posters down. since we're all elitist smartasses in the philosophy club we decided to talk about whether that poster should be censored as our next topic. meaning we put the same poster back up again.

[MetalMilitia]

You should have discussed "Is two black bodybuilders spitroasting a 12 year old boy really sex?" and then the previous poster would have seemed acceptable.

[MetalMilitia]

Ok I really hope this doesn't get me banned but I have just been shown probably the strangest fetish ever to grace the internet... ET Porn (NSFW)

Children overt thy eyes (http://jameth.livejournal.com/2092734.html?thread=40956862#t40956862)

I might just go and wash my eyes now.

[liquidstatik]

hahahahaha

[MarioRPG]

...Ew times a billion

[Moobs]

I'd hit it :(

*not

[Mockery]

Ok I really hope this doesn't get me banned but I have just been shown probably the strangest fetish ever to grace the internet... ET Porn (NSFW)

Children overt thy eyes (http://jameth.livejournal.com/2092734.html?thread=40956862#t40956862)

I might just go and wash my eyes now.
Long as it's just a link there's no problem as long as you include the NSFW tag with it like you did. It's when people post actual porn photos in the threads here on the forums that they can get banned.

[liquidstatik]

MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

[GADZOOKS]

Aaliyah comes back from the dead to do porn movies >:

[liquidstatik]

i wish ;<

[Guitar Woman]

since this is now the pr0n thread check out what I found

http://www.afcd.gov.hk/fisheries/PortSurvey01-02/FishPhoto/Banana%20prawn.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

lol get it

[liquidstatik]

Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel dust,
label us notorious.
Thug ass niggas dat love to bust,
its strange to us
ya'll niggas be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with
mandolins and violins.
We just sittin' here tryin to win,
try not to sin
high off weed and lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them
Benjamins.

[Guitar Woman]

uh oh, it's time for annother page break! :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpghttp://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpghttp://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Damnit!

[Guitar Woman]

Oh by the way liquid, it's been THE LAW since page 300-something that each new page starts out with an image, but you won't be held accountable this time because nobody told you :(

[liquidstatik]

hldsfhsd my bad. :<

[Matt Harty]

Oh by the way liquid, it's been THE LAW since page 300-something that each new page starts out with an image, but you won't be held accountable this time because nobody told you :(

shut up

[Matt Harty]

Guitar Woman nobody responds to you in this thread except MetalMilitia.

[Seven Force]

Guitar Woman nobody likes you except MetalMilitia.

Fixed.

[Seven Force]

I SPY WITH MY WANDERING EYE....

[Seven Force]

SOMETHING COMPLETELY FUCKING GAY

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/avatar.jpg

HERE IT IS

GOOD JOB TEAM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gif

[maggiekarp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gif
Is this an official emoticon yet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gif

[xbxDaniel]

Wouldn't you rather it be an unofficial emoticon that way you can stick it to the man?

[Matt Harty]

:sevenforce



nope not yet

[MetalMilitia]

Guitar Woman nobody likes you except MetalMilitia.

Fixed.

I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards. I am so glad that no-one's ever done it around here and if they do let me just tell you it's going straight to BAPE.

WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT OUR FRIEND THE INTERNET.

One comment per person per page, prz.

QFT!

[xbxDaniel]

Sevenforce, you outlandish qoute-fixer you.

[ziggytrix]

Sevenforce, you outlandish quote-fixer you.

Fixed.

[ziggytrix]

Wait, I think I did that wrong.

[Rongi]

Sevenforce asswasher!

Fixed.

there we go

[Guitar Woman]

http://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpghttp://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpghttp://islamonline.net/English/News/2005-04/19/images/pic03.jpg
Good job only next time make it only 1 pic cause that's the other rule that pub made

[Guitar Woman]

Also, fuck off matt harty, you're an idiot and a cunt and a jerk from hell and I don't have to take shit from an ass like you >:

[nothing4buddha]

we <3 matt harty

[Guitar Woman]

Also boston legal is on, so all you west coasters better go and watch it >:

[Sam]

The only syndicated one hour long show that I watch is Law and Order. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Law and Order doesn't have Michael J Fox or William Shatner, but Boston Legal has both, which makes it awesome. >:

[Sam]

But Law and Order used to have Jerry Orbach and he could have kicked both of their asses.

R.I.P. BRISCO :tear

[Esuohlim]

I'M NOT FOLLOWING RULES SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

[Esuohlim]

MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

How old is too old because I just might be :(

[executioneer]

mccloud died you guys :(

[GADZOOKS]

This is getting out of hand!

[Chojin]

GEETAR WOMAN WAT DID U DO

[MetalMilitia]

im staying out of this one :chatter

[Guitar Woman]

GEETAR WOMAN WAT DID U DO
NOTHING DON'T LOOK AT THE LAST FEW PAGES THOUGH K

[camacazio]

School is taking away my I-mock time.

[camacazio]

It's bullshit.

[MetalMilitia]

I think we need to hold an intervention

[camacazio]

I was studying in the library but then I was like "class will be soon i should check out i-mock while waiting for math class"

[Guitar Woman]

I just bring my tape recorder to class and surf I-Mock on my laptop then listen to the lecture later

[MetalMilitia]

wouldn't be easier to listen to the lecture while it is taking place and surf i-mockey later?

this also has the added bonus of you bieng able to ask questions and whatnot

[Seven Force]

She's a dumbass?

[xbxDaniel]

You don't have to reply in the form of a question.

[MarioRPG]

You don't have to reply in the form of a question.
You don't? :/

[Esuohlim]

I don't even go to lectures :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

I wish I could be as cool as you Esuohlim.

[liquidstatik]

MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

How old is too old because I just might be :(

21. :(

[Guitar Woman]

this also has the added bonus of you bieng able to ask questions and whatnot
I don't need to ask questions because i'm awesome like that :picklehat

[Chojin]

I wasn't aware it was an INTIMATE sharing of bug-eyed jap cartoon porn. I would have worn my good internet gloves.

[Guitar Woman]

I told you not to look :(

[xbxDaniel]

I put too much grenadine in my sprite.

[Guitar Woman]

THIS IS MY 2222nd POST :EEK

[xbxDaniel]

I'm almost to 777. I call dibs on post 14600!

[MetalMilitia]

no posts exist in this topic

[xbxDaniel]

I never get to do the page breaks! >:

[MetalMilitia]

only joking :)

[ItalianStereotype]

THIS IS MY 2222nd POST :EEK

if I combined all of my posts from this board and the old board, I'd have something like 5,500 posts. it took me four years to post that much.

nerd.

[MetalMilitia]

its only taken me since sept 04 to get all my posts :(

Sometimes I think I spend too much time here and I have to keep reminding myself it will all pay off in the end when i have more posts than milhouse.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm aiming to get one thousand around the same time as my join date.

[MarioRPG]

I'm aiming at 100 posts a month.
Oh dang, I just gave away my "secret".

[Sam]

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

[Emu]

IAMIAMIAMIAMIAMIAIM :eek

[Seven Force]

Your name is Iam?

[Seven Force]

oh wait fuck i get it now :lol

[Sam]

No you don't. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

I need to change my name. Suggestions?

[Pub Lover]

Change your name to Pub Lover, so I can retire. :(

Do It! >:

[xbxDaniel]

The sequel is never as good as the original.

[Seven Force]

The whole fucking crew is on tonight!

Hello Terra! Hello Pub! Hello STD! Hi Scru!

How are my three favorite white people (and Scru) doing?

[Seven Force]

A small crew, but a crew nonetheless.

[Seven Force]

Even though technically they're not a "crew", more like "random people that happen to be in a particular fourm at the time".

[Seven Force]

You know how it is. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

*make gay "dismissal" hand gesture*

[Terra]

Oh shut up seven.

And hello! :)

[Seven Force]

Don't make me bring my pimp hand down.

[Terra]

Try not to do it to stroke yourself. :)

[Comrade Rocket]

i wanna be part of the crew


but im not cool enough :(

[Terra]

Well the neat thing around here about being part of the crew is that nobody's cool

So welcome to the crew!! :)

[Seven Force]

In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ugh.png

[Emu]

NO

EVERYONE FUCK

[Terra]

The Master of Ceremonies has arrived.

Awesome.

[Pub Lover]

Too quick off the mark with that reply, Emu.

Better edit again, 7F.

Well the neat thing around here about being part of the crew is that nobody's cool
Hey! :umbrage

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks a lot sevenforce, because of that pic i got fired from my job and now i can't afford to buy the pain pills for my dying fat black gay crack addict jewish puerto rican mother who depends on me for survival day in and day out and is now going to succumb to AIDS poisoning and die

I am so fucking kicking your ass in mock wars now >:


OH WAY TO EDIT FAGGOT :rolleyes

[Womti]

I am so fucking kicking your ass in mock wars now >:

again?

[Guitar Woman]

In the last thread i was just asking if he would like some fritatta but now it's serious (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=393846#393846)

[Esuohlim]

In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ugh.png

Gross

[Seven Force]

Did you notice the hairs? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/emot-gonk.gif

[Esuohlim]

Gonk emoticon is 4 fags

[Seven Force]

Don't make me post that pic again.

[Emu]

FUCK YES

i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

[Guitar Woman]

In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ugh.png
W/e I bet those are your toes :x

[liquidstatik]

Sorry I haven't been posting guys. :( My grandma got put in the hospital, so i'm having to stay with my friend.

I'll be back in a few days, though. :D

[Esuohlim]

i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

ftw I bought it for more than twice that :(

The guitar solo in Packard Goose is my favorite FZ thing ever :(

[Esuohlim]

I just listened to it again and the drum stuff is good too, especially when it picks up at around the 8-minute mark. :(

Shit I'm going to listen to the whole thing again tonight fuck studying >:

[Emu]

i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

ftw I bought it for more than twice that :(

The guitar solo in Packard Goose is my favorite FZ thing ever :(

i got it used, tho :( good condition i guess but i'm scared it's going to start fucking up in the middle of a song :x i haven't gotten to listen to it all the way through yet

[Chojin]

did you just fucking say ftw

i ought to ban your ass for that

[Sethomas]

Since I started my superdiet, I've lost eight pounds.

My diet started at like 23:30 Tuesday.

I have no idea what's going on with my body for that to be possible.

[Chojin]

did you chug a lot of acid

[Sethomas]

That's stage four. :(

[Esuohlim]

did you just fucking say ftw

i ought to ban your ass for that

I wonder if even Lotida would defend me on that statement but pfft.

[Matt Harty]

MEMMMMMORIES

http://2xlrobot.com/images/tigerad3f.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Haha, I've never heard of "ftw" as an actual abbreviation before.

Guys this internet thing is always one step ahead of me. :(

[Esuohlim]

I-MOCKERY :hat ROOM BLAST-IN-THE-PAST

Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

R.I.P. Mad libs :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1781/psycho2iz.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.nathanielturner.com/images/New_Folder2/richwright.jpg

Ruth Enjoys Negro Life in Chicago (http://www.nathanielturner.com/ruthenjoysnegrolifechicago.htm)

[Guitar Woman]

I totally got it first. :P

[MetalMilitia]

WELL DONE GUITAR WOMAN BUT YOU ARE STILL A BITCH

im sorry to raise my voice you have made a mockery of my i love internet thread which is really quite unacceptable. >:

[Guitar Woman]

CHOJIN WOULD BE PROUD :tear

[MetalMilitia]

we'll see hopw proud chojin is when I punch you in the cunt >:

[Guitar Woman]

Only Pub Lover is allowed to do that >:

[Seven Force]

yeah you two lovebirds can shut up now :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Post in my mockwars thread you fuck >:

[MetalMilitia]

Does anyone want to see the 'metalmilitia fanfiction' guitar woman keeps PMing me?

she may have the body of a young lady but she has the mind of a 40 year old cab driver :eek

[Pub Lover]

I totally got it[the page break] first. :P
Yeah, but you broke the forum rules with the sidescroll. ;<

Only Pub Lover is allowed to do that >:
:eek

[xbxDaniel]

So Pub, how you doing? Seen any good movies recently?

[Seven Force]

We have a thread for that. :)

[executioneer]

I-MOCKERY :hat ROOM BLAST-IN-THE-PAST

Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

R.I.P. Mad libs :(

R.I.P. my ASS

[ziggytrix]

Is no one going to tell Millhouse what FTW means?

[Terra]

Don't open up a can or worms.

He's getting closer to 10,000 posts as it is. As soon as he's finished cyberbunnybanging his girlfriend, he'll be back here for another...oh, say 200 or more posts. Like smoking a ciggie.

If you bring that up. He'll podge it to another two hundred.

[Fathom Zero]

I want last. I will have it.

[Esuohlim]

R.I.P. my ASS

All right hotshot I'll call your bluff with an "ADJECTIVE, PLURAL NOUN, VERB -ING"

[Guitar Woman]

CAN I PLAY :(

[Fathom Zero]

You are forbidden from playing the Game.

[Guitar Woman]

:tear

[Seven Force]

I refuse to make up with a dyke cunt like guitar woman.

I have STANDARDS.

[Terra]

This is I-Mock.

NOBODY has standards here. :lol

[Seven Force]

That's why I talk to you. :lol

[Seven Force]

So............

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/nanny.jpg

SCANDLIZE SOME NIGGAS!! :eek :lol

[Seven Force]

Ok, well, i'll be a sport and stop this shitty feud with Guitar Woman.

[Sam]

I BELEIVE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY PROVIDED YOU A THREAD FOR THAT. >:

[liquidstatik]

Oh man. I'm trying to download the new aim, but I can't figure out how to get passed all the free offers. :(

[Seven Force]

Why don't you get Trillian/Gaim?

[liquidstatik]

It's my friends computer, and he doesn't want that shit. :o

[Esuohlim]

Hey I started a Mad Lib what the HELL do you guys think you're doing? >:

[liquidstatik]

Well shit, I didn't see it. >:

[Esuohlim]

Previous page :(

[liquidstatik]

BRIGHT
CATS
SHREIKING

[Matt Harty]

guitar woman shut up

[Emu]

dude

[Sam]

dude

[Fathom Zero]

DUDE!

[liquidstatik]

you guys shut up >:

[Sam]

shouldn't you be worrying about AIDS somewhere >:

[liquidstatik]

shouldn't you be worrying about your balding head?
OLD MAN. >:

[Sam]

or getting your website hacked? >:

[Fathom Zero]

NO HE DIDN"T! OH SNAP!

[liquidstatik]

I just want to do a mad lib. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Madlibs are for short people.

[Supafly345]

Your dick is for short people.

[executioneer]

R.I.P. my ASS

All right hotshot I'll call your bluff with an "ADJECTIVE, PLURAL NOUN, VERB -ING"

weird
cocks
flapping

[liquidstatik]

i already did that, willie. :(

[executioneer]

i know you're supposed to take suggestions from more than one person to make it interesting :eek so you don't know whose adjective and whose noun is gonna get picked :eek

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/tigeresisasmartysmart.jpg

[liquidstatik]

i know you're supposed to take suggestions from more than one person to make it interesting :eek so you don't know whose adjective and whose noun is gonna get picked :eek

oh, i forgot. :o

[liquidstatik]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/brb.gif

I added that to my msn emoticons. :O

[executioneer]

i love those things :(

[Esuohlim]

PLURAL NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/publiar.gif
Admin infighting! :eek

:lol

During a recent search for an Incredible Hulk toy that I had taken a photo of, I discovered a disturbing trend of poorly constructed Hulk plush toys, some of which barely even looked like him. So, I did what any sensible person would do... I created a gallery of the most amusing ones I've found so far!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/incredible-hulk-toys-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys)
NEW MINIMOCK: "THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND THE TOYS THAT MAKE HIM ANGRY!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys

Enjoy!

[liquidstatik]

TREES
PAT
BOB DOYLE

[Sam]

PLURAL NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

GEESE
SAM
Brooke Shields

[Moobs]

PENGUINS
RICKY
THE HOFF

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

[camacazio]

BUMPY
CARROT
SHEEP

[Marc Summers]

HARD
HARD-ON
HARD-ONS

[Sam]

MISTY
BOG
WRAITHS

[executioneer]

scandalous
black
people

[Sam]

Willie, black isn't a noun. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

it is too

[executioneer]

it's a (generlaly considered offensive) shortening of "black person"

[Sam]

:/

[executioneer]

>:o

[executioneer]

how about if i replace black with "commie" :(

[Esuohlim]

Noted. :(

PLACE
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE

[executioneer]

inside hitler's mom
queerly
shitty

[Terra]

I hope milhouse keeps this avatar. I really like it.

[Seven Force]

You would. :rolleyes

[Terra]

Oh cut it out with the rolling eyes thing. Your just an apple.

[ziggytrix]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ziggytrix/hostpls.jpg

[Esuohlim]

NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON
ADJECTIVE

[Sam]

Skip
Scott Bakula
sissy

[executioneer]

robert
billy barty
short