I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://catalog.nucleusinc.com/imagescooked/3571W.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

THE BOARD MOVED DUE TO ME HAVING A SPAT WITH EZBOARD.

ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OLD BOARDS GETS BEST BUD STATUS AND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO VISIT THE SECRAT FORUM.

SORRY GUYS BUT EZBOARD IS FOR JERKS.

[Esuohlim]

GADZOOKS you don't need to tell me twice :lol

[Pub Lover]

Who am I to declare anything around here anyway.

Esuohlim, that's who. >:
Damn straight. & I would of followed your order, if only I wasn't so busy making fun of Mark Riddles.

[Esuohlim]

http://catalog.nucleusinc.com/imagescooked/3571W.jpg

is this sexy i can't tell :(

[Pub Lover]

Chuck Pichnuik's book is a piece of shit, by the way. >:
Oh yes, it is.

[Esuohlim]

I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:

[Pub Lover]

http://catalog.nucleusinc.com/imagescooked/3571W.jpg

is this sexy i can't tell :(
It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:
You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Esuohlim]

It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

Yeah :(

We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:

But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(

[Pub Lover]

We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat
That'll make you a very lucky man.

[Esuohlim]

Dear Journal,

Well, Journal. Even though I grew up with very liberal parents (my sister Judy being so left-wing that I think that she should do a cameo on THE WEST WING hahaha that's a joke, Journal), I have very conservative views. For instance, sometimes my mom sometimes sprinkles a teensy-bit too much sugar atop her wonderful sugar cookies, and I for one will not excuse these matters lightly. I always "make my rebuttal" by gently yet firmly dusting the sugar off and into the trash. See, it's things like that.

Anyway, Journal, like millions of warm-blooded patriotic Bluffington civilians, my parents went out to buy My Life by Bill Clinton. They polished off those 952 pages in three days, and now it sits on top of our TV like a shrine. Well, me and Skeet were thinking about it the other day, but I couldn't bring myself to read a single page of democratic hodge-podge, no sir.

But then on a particularly rainy afternoon, Skeeter and me ran out of good Quailman stories, and we were sick of Barnyard Chess, so we decided to take a gander at Slick Willy's new memoirs (Slick Willy is what I call him because I made it up. I'm going to be a stand-up comedian someday, Journal).

Well I tell you what, we were so into his book that we didn't realize we missed school the next day. Mrs. Wingo really had it in for us, boy howdy.

Anyway, I don't remember much of My Life by Bill Clinton because he used a lot of big words that I didn't understand. Also, I was holding it upside-down the whole time. Live and learn, I always say. I gotta go, I can smell Mom's sugar cookies in the oven. I hope she didn't put too much sugar on top of them this time. Oh brother...

[Pub Lover]

If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:
You should hire AChimp to do it for you then. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:

[Pub Lover]

Doug Funnie grew up to become Pat (http://journeyintoreason.blogspot.com/)! :o

[Esuohlim]

Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/517/dougrape3yp.gif

But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(
It would take you that long? :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:
I think they should hold off making the I Dream Of Jeannie movie till she has finished the Fantastic Four sequels. She would be my perfect Jeannie. :love

[Esuohlim]

Fantastic Four more life Fantastic Two (I REFERRED TO JESSICA ALBA'S BOOBS WITH THAT JOKE)

[Esuohlim]

SPEAKING OF WHICH I CAN NOT FIND I PICTURE OF HER BOOBS ANYWHERE >:

[Pub Lover]

Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek
No, but then Onstad is a billion years old. :x

I thought he was cool when he was like some fresh out of college jerk, but I was wrong & I had a hard time getting back into Achewood after I found out.

[Pub Lover]

http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek
Great picture. :wank

[Pub Lover]

http://www.w-isles.gov.uk/recycling/images/Shredded%20Paper%20for%20Baling.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Fantastic Four more life Fantastic Two (I REFERRED TO JESSICA ALBA'S BOOBS WITH THAT JOKE)
http://images.killermovies.com/f/fantasticfour/inside-fantastic4-alba.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/realguide_162x198/mov_sincity_alba_jessica_tall.6803027.jpg
SPEAKING OF WHICH I CAN NOT FIND I PICTURE OF HER BOOBS ANYWHERE >:
Has she ever had her breasts out? All I've ever seen are fakes.

[GADZOOKS]

http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

>:

[Pub Lover]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10048000/10048294.jpg
http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

>:
Have you got a thread about Jessica Alba? Because Esuohlim & I are talking about her. >:

[GADZOOKS]

no, but you can make one. :rolleyes

and then I'll mustache her face.

[Pub Lover]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10102000/10102500.jpg

I miss the MUSTACHE BANDIT. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7911_hon003_thumb.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/jessica-alba/large/jessica-alba-23.jpg
It's a good thing that there are so few girls at this site, or they might fight back with pictures of guys. :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.celebrityreporting.com/Jessica_Alba.jpg
I've now got more posts than Ninjavenom, & in less than 500 I'll be ahead of Schimid. Because I do care. >:

[xbxDaniel]

Seriously, I was meaning this thread is funny as hell. Go to any page, and you are almost cetain to get a laugh out of it.

[Marc Summers]

Are you talking to anyone specific or is it the collective "you"?

[Esuohlim]

Shut up Marc Summers I'm on every page and I'm hilarious >:

[kellychaos]

Page break. Nice. :fart

[kellychaos]

That was mine dammit. >:

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, I was meaning this thread is funny as hell. Go to any page, and you are almost cetain to get a laugh out of it.
I know for a fact that isn't true. >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm on every page >:
I know for a fact that isn't true. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Are you talking to anyone specific or is it the collective "you"?
xbxMCj is talking to me, as I monopolise this thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

That was mine dammit. >:
What brought you in here this time, Kelly? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.whitelakepine.com/pics/WC3/S_chaos.jpg
Why are there also no pictures of Kelly being hugged?

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes I stop & reread what I'm writing, & then I wonder how I find it so easy to disappear up my own arse.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/ShockedMonopolyMan-t.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://members.aol.com/whitelegg/monopoly/go.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://www.gwpda.org/photos/bin13/imag1259.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://images.killermovies.com/f/fantasticfour/inside-fantastic4-alba.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

The monopoly guy seems to be freaking out because of all of the Jessica Alba. Seriously, she scares the shit out of me, I don't know anybody else who becomse invisible, a stripper, and half naked on a forum in only one day. This is some scary shit guys.

I was going to post a picture, but screw it, I'm putting it in the picture forum.

[Pub Lover]

There should be a license you'd have to get before using MSPaint. It would be the 'Newbies Suck' License. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

I know I suck at it. It's not like I was trying to enhance the picture in anyway. I just knew if I posted it here, a lot more people would be getting pissed, for a lot of reasons.

[Pub Lover]

Hey, don't worry, it's all a joke anyway. This is a really racist forum & we actually hate Latinos & the French, so how could we like a French Latino? :eek :racism

[Pub Lover]

Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.
:tear

[xbxDaniel]

You do know that if she showed her top that hell spawns from Mexico would pop out, speak in french, and steal our cows and our women right?

[Aneurysm]

It's true, I've seen them do it.

[Pub Lover]

Funny, guys. Very funny.

[Pub Lover]

Funny, guys. Very funny.
Look at me being all hypocritical. >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Aneurysm & xbxMCj, how about we start quoting Monty Python & Akira & get a laugh riot going on in here.

[Lil' Johnny]

Hey Aneurysm, why'd you name yourself after a medical procedure :o

[Pub Lover]

Hey Aneurysm, why'd you name yourself after a medical procedure :o
Hey Lil' Johnny, what made you think this was the thread to bring your bullshit into? >:

Edit: Nevermind, you're 14. My parole says I'm not even meant to talk to you. ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ziggytrix/filthyseizure1he.gif

[Pub Lover]

Haha, Ziggy. :)

[xbxDaniel]

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said 'Ni'?

I liked the holy grail. Have yet to see The Life Of Brian, and thought that The Meaning of Life was hilarious.

Isn't it nice to have a penis

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry xbxMCj, I was being sarcastic. I truely belive that Americans do not understand Monty Python, & it's never been funny to quote it. One of my fondest memories of growing up in the UK is seeing Michael Palin bitchslap a construction worker for yelling a Monty Python quote at him. The construction worker then apologised. :)

[xbxDaniel]

Well I'm glad I chose a qoute that's only funny when said aloud to other die hard fans and completely loses it's impact when wrote out. Damn, I deserve to be bitch slapped.

[Aneurysm]

Hey Aneurysm & xbxMCj, how about we start quoting Monty Python & Akira & get a laugh riot going on in here.

The walrus says no.

Little Weiner, an aneurysm isn't a medical procedure, it's a dilation of a blood vessel.

[xbxDaniel]

Apparently the true cause of an aneurysm is unknown. It's thought to be involved with stress, but there have been reports of people just having one. I'm being blantant though. Information can be found here. (http://www.brain-surgery.com/aneurysm.html)

[Pub Lover]

Popn VS Internet (13:41:55): less posting more shutting up. :<
Lemmysomemoney (13:42:10): OK. :(

[Esuohlim]

I'VE BEEN SPENDING THE LAST HOUR IMPORTING MY CDs TO iTUNES >:

FOR FREE GUYS I'M DEAD SERIOUS

[Esuohlim]

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/2360/bingobango8dt.jpg

F*CK YE*H >:

[Rongi]

:roll @ oingio bongio

[Rongi]

http://members.cox.net/codhaddocksalmon/jeffy-muerte.jpg

[Rongi]

also, chojin is a total jerk lately

[Esuohlim]

:roll @ oingio bongio

I'm almost done with my Talking Heads collection then I'm moving on to FZ :(

No Weird Al or TMBG though because I'm tired of listening to them for now >:

[Rongi]

i have 4544 songs on itunes, so i actually have a use for a 40 gig ipod :(

[Esuohlim]

When I'm done I won't even break 200 :(

[Esuohlim]

I never get tired of listening to Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus from the Grand Wazoo :(

[Esuohlim]

And Hot Rats gets fucking better every time I listen to it >:

[Esuohlim]

I think I've developed an obsession. :(

I only have 6 albums right now but I keep thinking "FUCK I want all 60 right now >: "

That's going to be my goal in life :(

[xbxDaniel]

My sister decided to put every cd we own onto iTunes, and now I can only run about five programs at once. She is desperate to put everything on though, she only has two more cd's until she has everything on there.

[Esuohlim]

It took me entirely too long to put just 20 CDs on there. Maybe I will but my TMBG Cds on there because my playlist isn't gay enough yet >:

[Esuohlim]

http://nickelodeondoug.ytmnd.com/

http://brandspankingnewdoug.ytmnd.com/

LOL

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1229/doug21ah.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys

[Guitar Woman]

I'm back after super-busy back to school :(

[Esuohlim]

SCHOOL :rolleggs

[Esuohlim]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1229/doug21ah.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Egads :eek

[Guitar Woman]

He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek

[Aneurysm]

It's Quailman. :)

[Lil' Johnny]

Doug fucking sucks >:

[GADZOOKS]

He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek

SHUT

It's Quailman. :)

SHUT IT

Doug :rolleyes

SHUT UP

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[HickMan]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1229/doug21ah.jpg

[Pub Lover]

He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek
That's funny, I think he's wearing his pants outside his trousers. :eek

[Pub Lover]

hey guys
Hey Matt. How's your girlfriend?

[Pub Lover]

Popn VS Internet (13:41:55): less posting more shutting up. :<
Lemmysomemoney (13:42:10): OK. :(
:lol

[Matt Harty]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO CHEAT ON HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AND OMG I TRIED DUMPING HER LIKE 10 TIMES IT DOESNT WORK

BTW THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD, IN BED LOOFLES

[Pub Lover]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO CHEAT ON HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AND OMG I TRIED DUMPING HER LIKE 10 TIMES IT DOESNT WORK

BTW THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD, IN BED LOOFLES
OMG! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Page Break. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://www.celebrityreporting.com/Jessica_Alba.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Come on, Matt! Fix that page break. :(

[Matt Harty]

omg i have 3 in line vanessa tricia and gina tricia is mals friend so thats going to be a bitch but shes my favorite and me and vanessa are kinda fighting cause shes friends with tricia and they arent getting along but we fought cause i was trying to help them get along and she wouldnt agree with anythign i was saying cause it would make her realize that like tricia needs friends too not just vanessa so she took it out on me and then there's gina she has a bf but im really close to coaxes her to hook up with me so what are you up to

[Pub Lover]

My sister...
Why are you always talking about your sister?

[Matt Harty]

omffffg jessica alba is so hot i have the 3 best pics wheres shes on the beach like bending over and shit in a bathing suit so hot so hot

[Pub Lover]

omffffg jessica alba is so hot i have the 3 best pics wheres shes on the beach like bending over and shit in a bathing suit so hot so hot
I know, we both belong to the same Jessica Alba webring. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

excuse me you didnt respond to my elaborate girl story and i need advice plz

[Pub Lover]

omg i have 3 in line vanessa tricia and gina tricia is mals friend so thats going to be a bitch but shes my favorite and me and vanessa are kinda fighting cause shes friends with tricia and they arent getting along but we fought cause i was trying to help them get along and she wouldnt agree with anythign i was saying cause it would make her realize that like tricia needs friends too not just vanessa so she took it out on me and then there's gina she has a bf but im really close to coaxes her to hook up with me
OMG! :eek
so what are you up to
I haven't even seen a live woman for three years. :(

[Matt Harty]

i tried to bail you out

[Pub Lover]

excuse me you didnt respond to my elaborate girl story and i need advice plz
You haven't fixed that page break either. :rolleyes


:lol @ woman advice from me

[Pub Lover]

i tried to bail you out
The best solution to my problem is a bullet in the head. :suicide

[Matt Harty]

i beat the page break

[Pub Lover]

YEAH, FUCK THE RULES! >:

[Matt Harty]

pigs

[Esuohlim]

I WILL NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR ANYMORE

ALSO I THINK I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO GETTING A GIRLFRIEND NOW TOO SO >:

[Esuohlim]

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST CALL JESSICA ALBA UP AND ASK HER OUT IT'S THAT EASY >:

[Esuohlim]

all right so someone give me her number NOW

[xbxDaniel]

It is! I always thought you had to stalk them first.

[xbxDaniel]

1-800- 702-386-5397

[Wigwam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/thisthingofme/p8mhelmet.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Guys this thread isn't for everybody.

[Esuohlim]

GET OUT WIGWAM

[Esuohlim]

http://etd.circa.ufl.edu/present/pb.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That burger looks good though, I'm really hungry btw :(

[GADZOOKS]

http://birthdays.momsbreak.com/Dino-Invites/3Dinosaur-Birthday-Invitation-Printable-Provided-By-Momsbreak-Free-Printables-For-Personal-Use-Only-Visit-Momsbreak-web-page-printable.jpg

[Matt Harty]

omg who let wigmwnaam in

[Esuohlim]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1229/doug21ah.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.celebrityreporting.com/Jessica_Alba.jpg

[Pub Lover]

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST CALL JESSICA ALBA UP AND ASK HER OUT IT'S THAT EASY >:
:eek

[Pub Lover]

Guys this thread isn't for everybody.
You're so butch. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

omg who let wigmwnaam in
You did by not being here to give the Newbs their Bape mandated beatdowns. >:

[Pub Lover]

I wish you guys wouldn't keep scaring Guitar Woman off, she the only woman that posts in the thread.

[Pub Lover]

No offense to Chojin, of course.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys, my hunky second cousin is a TA in one of my classes. If I had recognized him a moment too late, I would've totally hit on him. <3

[Guitar Woman]

And that would have been akward :o

[Pub Lover]

Guitar Woman subscribes to the Flintstones school of dating, where a severe blow to the head (haha, not that kind of head blowing, am I right guys) counts as foreplay. :love

[Pub Lover]

Guitar Woman, do you have a first name I could call you?

Calling you Gui (Gooey) is a little overly intimate I think, unless you are into that... :orgasm

[Guitar Woman]

Emily's fine. :lol

[Pub Lover]

:lol
Well, that's a start anyway. If Esuohlim can get Jessica Alba laughing on the phone, that first date is in the bag.

[Pub Lover]

Emily's fine. :lol
That's great. ;)

Although I have been thinking that an ethical crisis may exist in the vast difference in our posts counts, some people may accuse me of Newbsnatching, & you of Postdigging. A horrible situation, I'm sure, but not a problem as long as our InternetLove is cybertrue. ;)

[Pub Lover]

& I'm not just talking about e-secks either, guys. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Tightie whities!! :lol :lol :lol

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Matt Harty]

and i say hey guys!

[kellychaos]

:gigh s :rolleyes

[Mad Melvin]

hey matt

say should we have like you know like im drunk thread here or something you know 'cause you know im drunk right now and I thought like would that be you know cool or something

[Matt Harty]

shut up

[Pub Lover]

http://www.unknowncountry.com/img/news/102004/lufkin1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

hey guys
Hey Matt.

[Pub Lover]

say should we have like you know like im drunk thread here or something you know 'cause you know im drunk right now and I thought like would that be you know cool or something
This is the drunk thread. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Esuohlim]

GUYS JESSICA ALBA IS IN A NEW MOVIE :eek

OH WAIT "A NEW MOVIE" I MEANT TO SAY "MY PANTS" :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

GUYS JESSICA ALBA IS IN A NEW MOVIE :eek
Yeah, apprantly she has her hands on a big part. :)

[Pub Lover]

OH WAIT "A NEW MOVIE" I MEANT TO SAY "MY PANTS" :eek :eek
Yeah, apparently she has her hands on a big... :puke

[Pub Lover]

The Mock Wars forum is fourth for most posts per forum. It's even behind Movies & Television. >:

[Chojin]

But this thread is the biggest of them all.

Thanks in large part to dorks like you. :themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

:lol


Yeah. :(



But it could be bigger. :eek

[Pub Lover]

That was Chojin's 666th post. :eek

[Esuohlim]

More like 8666th post if his account wasn't all hacked by mean jerks >:

[Pub Lover]

More like 8666th post if his account wasn't all hacked by mean jerks >:
If indeed. :blah

[Esuohlim]

If my posts were dollars I'd donate it all to Hurricane Katrina relief foundations. >:

Maybe half. :(

Maybe enough that I'll still be just a little above Rongi. :(

If I don't use that money to buy tacos first or anything >:

[Pub Lover]

If my posts were dollars I would give them to Rog as an apology.

[Esuohlim]

Jessica Alba called we're going on a date tomorrow and I'm going to get her so drunk

[Esuohlim]

Where should we go out for dinner though, I don't have much to spend. Do girls like Big Boy? :(

[Esuohlim]

Also if I brag about my I-Mockery post count will she swoon? :(

[Pub Lover]

Jessica Alba called we're going on a date tomorrow and I'm going to get her so drunk
Great Plan. :)

[Pub Lover]

Where should we go out for dinner though, I don't have much to spend. Do girls like Big Boy? :(
Sure, & you can drink the alcohol from a bottle in a brown paper bag. :posh

[Pub Lover]

Also if I brag about my I-Mockery post count will she swoon? :(
Dude, it's the whole reason she's going out with you, brag away. :)

[HickMan]

Dude tap that!

[HickMan]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/92/21/761229_l.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What?

[Pub Lover]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/92/21/761229_l.jpg
I'm hungry. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/natural-science/_more2001/_more01/balloon-being-punctured-popped-burst-with-sharp-dart-tip-tear-rip-split-propagating-3-AJHD.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I should pay more attention to if the page break is going to cause side-scroll. :(

[Pub Lover]

In my blog I dissed Richard Roxburgh's acting in Van Helsing, & now I've got some "Richard Roxburgh Lover" on my ass. :lol

I just don't think he was a convincing Dracula. >:

[Pub Lover]

Riven is a synonym for Broken, right? To rend or tear apart? No,
it's a damn computer puzzle game sequel to Myst that took me a year to complete because I couldn't win that damn shuffle game againt the Skull in the attic. >:

The internet sucks. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[MetalMilitia]

is there any way i can do crossword puzzles on the internet?

[Esuohlim]

PATRICK STEWART WAS SINGING OINGO BOINGO IN AMERICAN DAD :eek

[Pub Lover]

is there any way i can do crossword puzzles on the internet?
What? >:

[Pub Lover]

PATRICK STEWART WAS SINGING OINGO BOINGO IN AMERICAN DAD :eek
American Dad is still around? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Unfortuately. I had it on as background noise because I h8 that show >:

[Esuohlim]

is there any way i can do crossword puzzles on the internet?

Crossword puzzles are everywhere goddamnit check a newspaper >:

[Esuohlim]

I JUST GOT A PM FROM GUITARLADY ABOUT FLIPPY AVATARS. SHOULD I GIVE HER ONE, GUYS?

[Pub Lover]

Unfortuately. I had it on as background noise because I h8 that show >:
We don't have that show in the Future as all copies were destroyed in the Revolution. :)

[Pub Lover]

I JUST GOT A PM FROM GUITARLADY ABOUT FLIPPY AVATARS. SHOULD I GIVE HER ONE, GUYS?
I say yes, but no one else likes her, so probably no. :(

[Pub Lover]

POST #3666!

[Esuohlim]

SHE'S OK I MIGHT DO IT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I'M PRETTY TIRED :(

[Pub Lover]

SHE'S OK I MIGHT DO IT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I'M PRETTY TIRED :(
Did Jessica Alba keep you up all night? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

POST #3666!
That's three thousand more than Chojin. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but it's 4000 less than me :lol :tear

[Esuohlim]

Did Jessica Alba keep you up all night? :orgasm

Yeah but she was pretty tired too and she ended up falling asleep. :(

But I was only halfway there so I kept going. >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah but it's 4000 less than me :lol :tear
I'd be going all for that number, but I've got other stuff to do, & anyway it would get me banned. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah but she was pretty tired too and she ended up falling asleep. :(
That's a shame. :(
But I was only halfway there so I kept going. >:
Dude! :x

[Esuohlim]

It was Jessica Alba though I didn't want to miss my chance. :(

[Pub Lover]

It was Jessica Alba though I didn't want to miss my chance. :(
Man, if she fell asleep, that is the chance missed. You shouldn't of used the turpentine based beverage on the first date.

[Esuohlim]

If I hadn't run out of chloroform I WOULDN'T HAVE, I mean come on >:

[Esuohlim]

http://www.mp3.com.au/img/album/Heartbreak%20Club_February%202004%20Demo%20Session _RESIZED.jpg

[Pub Lover]

If I hadn't run out of chloroform I WOULDN'T HAVE, I mean come on >:
What happened to the postcount bragging plan?

[Pub Lover]

http://ploug.eu.org/doc/jessica-alba-14.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Esuohlim]

I know, wtf. Even I would have constant sex with me because of my post count.

And I have. >:

[Pub Lover]

I know, wtf. Even I would have constant sex with me because of my post count.

And I have. >:
Yeah. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Born in Pomona, California, on April 28, 1981, Jessica Alba and her family moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, when she was an infant. Three years later, her Air Force father brought the family back to California, then to Del Rio, Texas, before finally settling in Southern California when Jessica was nine.

[Pub Lover]

In love with the idea of becoming an actress from the age of five, she was 12 before she took her first acting class. Nine months later she was signed by an agent. A gifted young actress, Jessica has already played a variety of roles ranging from light comedy to gritty drama since beginning her career.

[Pub Lover]

She made her feature film debut in 1993 in Hollywood Pictures' comedy Camp Nowhere (1994). Originally hired for two weeks, she got her break when an actress in a principal role suddenly dropped out. Jessica cheerfully admits it wasn't her prodigious talent or charm that inspired the director to tap her to take over the part--it was her hair, which matched the original performer's. The two-week job stretched to two months, and Jessica ended the film with an impressive first credit.

[Pub Lover]

Two national TV commercials for Nintendo and J.C. Penney quickly followed before Jessica was featured in several independent films. She branched out into TV in 1994 with a recurring role in Nickelodeon's popular comedy series "The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994). She played an insufferable young snob, devoted to making life miserable for the the title character, played by Larisa Oleynik.

[Pub Lover]

That same year she won the role of Maya in "Flipper" (1995) and filmed the pilot for the series. She spent 1995 shooting the first season's episodes in Australia. An avid swimmer and PADI-certified scuba diver, Jessica was delighted to be doing a show that allowed her to play with dolphins. The show's success guaranteed it a second season, which she also starred in. Her involvement in the show lasted from 1995 to 1997. Since the show ended, Jessica has appeared in a number of television shows and movies.

[Pub Lover]

In 1996 she appeared in Venus Rising (1995) as Young Eve. In 1997 she appeared on the "The Dini Petty Show" (1989), a Canadian talk show, and spoke about her role in "Flipper" and her general acting career. She began working on P.U.N.K.S. (1999), featuring Randy Quaid, in 1998.

[Pub Lover]

In early 1998 she appeared in "Brooklyn South" (1997), as Melissa. The same year she was in two episodes of "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) as Leanne and in two episodes of "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" (1998).

[Pub Lover]

She appeared in "Teen Magazine" in 1995 and various European magazines in the following several years. More importantly, she was featured in the February 1999, issue of "Vanity Fair".

[Pub Lover]

She also had major roles in two movies that year: Never Been Kissed (1999) and Idle Hands (1999). In 2000 she had roles in Paranoid (2000/I) and Dark Angel (2000) (TV).

[Pub Lover]

Sister of Joshua Alba

[Pub Lover]

Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]

[Pub Lover]

Her father is Mexican, her mother is of French and Danish descent.

[Esuohlim]

"The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994)

Are you for serious? :eek

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:

But Alex Mack was a gay show anyway :(

[Pub Lover]

Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance Michael Weatherly this summer. [February 2002]

[Esuohlim]

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/40be1bd683a0c.jpg

:(

FUCK, ONE MINUTE PLS >:

[Esuohlim]

http://www.22e.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000004/trachtenburg12224.jpg

There :(

[Esuohlim]

Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance ESUOHLIM this summer.

FIXED >:

[Marc Summers]

I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All

[Esuohlim]

I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All

GOOGLE SEARCH COMES BACK WITH NOTHING TASTEFUL

[Pub Lover]

"The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994)

Are you for serious? :eek

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:

But Alex Mack was a gay show anyway :(
I used to watch Alex Mack ten years ago. I don't remember Alba though. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.lvjustice.com/images/premises1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance ESUOHLIM this summer.

FIXED >:
Whoops, yeah I missed a bit. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.22e.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000004/trachtenburg12224.jpg

There :(
She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All
I used to watch that show as well.

[Pub Lover]

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete
I never watched that show, or even heard of it till I joined I-Mock. :(

[Pub Lover]

Her show "Dark Angel" (2000) was canceled after two seasons on Fox.

Vote #4 in the Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes in 2002 for her role as Max in "Dark Angel" (2000).

Loves to play golf.

Has started training in dance and Tae Bo two months prior to the start of scheduled filming on her new film, Honey (2003). [July 2002]

Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition. [June 2002]

Graduated high school at age 16.

Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

Her second cousin is skateboarding legend Steve "Salba" Alba.

She co-starred in one epidode of "Dark Angel" (2000) with her brother, Joshua Alba, entitled "...And Jesus Brought a Casserole." He played, Krit, one of her X-5 brothers who wanted to help destroy Manticore in the Season 1 finale.


Mentioned in the D12 song "My Band".

Was "Punk'd" (2003) on the Ashton Kutcher-hosted MTV show in 2003. Dax Shepard showed up fully nude at a clothing store Jessica was patronizing, following Miss Alba around the store and exposing his "business" to the blushing actress as she tried to shop for clothes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Michael Weatherly was a good sport after being informed it was all a practical joke, taped for the short-lived MTV show.

Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.

Ranked #12 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).

Said once in an interview that she began preparing her own meals as a child to control her weight and maintain her health. She said the food her family prepared led to weight problems for them, so she avoided that.

After graduating from high school, she studied with William H. Macy and his wife, Felicity Huffman, at David Mamet's Atlantic Theater Company.

Named one of "50 Most Beautiful People" by People Magazine. [2005]

Had asthma as a child.

She wanted to become an actress at the age of five.

Became anorexic the same year she had a kidney infection (2001).

Measurements: 34-24-34 according to an interview with Rolling Stone magazine
Personal quotes

"I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys like. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things."

"I like Spongebob Squarepants. He's goofy, like me."

I just don't have a great feeling about what we're doing in Iraq. I don't know why we're there. Didn't we just give the power back over there? Why are we still there? [July 2004]

"My father is Mexican and very dark; my mother is very fair. I used to always get [script] breakdowns for things like Maria, the janitor's daughter who hangs around with white kids. I was born in the United States. I never thought about it until the industry made me think about being a Latin girl. It seemed like such a bizarre thing." (commenting on racial stereotyping).

"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."

"Men are much bigger divas than women. When I used to do the action scenes in Dark Angel, I would have to play it rough. If you hit an actress accidentally, she would usually take it on the chin and say, `Don't do that again.' But with the guys, they would put ice on it, take a 20-minute break and ask for x-rays. It was unbelievable. I would tell them, `Come on, man, get over it.' That's actors for you."

"There is always an unspoken problem about casting Latina actresses. I have heard Jennifer Lopez talk about how it was for her, always being up for the role of the Latina chick."

"What happens when the looks fade?. If I don't establish myself as someone who can act a part rather than look the part, I will soon be finished."

"I love listening to Coldplay. But sometimes I listen to it too much and it depresses me. I call it a 'reflective' mood."

"One of the reasons why I chose not to be a devout Christian is because a lot of people gave me a lot of grief for just being a woman and made me feel ashamed for having a body because it tempted men."

"The most important thing I have learned in life was that being a teenager wasn't forever. I had a hard time being a teenager."

"I don't hang out with the Hollywood cool people. I'm not out trying to make friends with people because they're famous."

"I have my own spiritual thing, but am not part of an organized religion. I think religion is very special and individual to each person."

"I don't need to be in the press or seen. Just because I'm not in magazines or because I'm not in a movie doesn't mean I'm going away. It just means I have some sense of integrity."

"Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be."

'I used to come to Beverly Hills for auditions as a kid and think, "Why don't I live here? Why don't I drive that car?"'

'I wasn't given a whole lot in my life. I was on the bottom of the class system. But I got wisdom. I never just did what people told me. I questioned everything. When I look back, it is really no surprise that I started working at 12.'

'From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My pre-school teacher forced me to write right-handed when I was left-handed. I didn't get why I had to change. Nobody could give me a reason. I have had a big problem with authority ever since.'

On being raised by young parents: 'We all grew up together. My parents were so young. My dad hates it when I talk about our past, about not having things, living with Grandma, wearing thrift-store clothes, cutting coupons.'

On learning Spanish: 'I have a great accent because I grew up hearing it in the neighbourhood. But I have no idea what I'm saying.'

On growing up in L.A.: 'I never really belonged anywhere. I wasn't white. I was shunned by the Latin community for not being Latin enough. My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different.'

'It's not always so great to be objectified but I don't feel I have much of a choice right now. I'm young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot. I look forward to the day when I can do a small movie and act and it's not about me wearing a bathing suit or chaps.'

[Pub Lover]

That was going to be 20 easy posts but then my internet dropped out & I got bored with the idea. :(

[Esuohlim]

Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

She has a tatoo of something somewhere else too :eek

[Esuohlim]

She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

Yeah, I wish she didn't. It's gonna be flabby and gross in 30 years :(

[Pub Lover]

Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

She has a tatoo of something somewhere else too :eek
OMG! What? :eek

[Esuohlim]

SHE HAS A TATOO THAT SAYS "<3 ESUOHLIM" ON HER BEHIND I TOLD HER TO GET IT LAST NIGHT AND SHE DID :eek

[Pub Lover]

She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

Yeah, I wish she didn't. It's gonna be flabby and gross in 30 years :(
Eww, flabby neck. :x

Then again I'd be 50, so I think I'd probably still do her. :|

[Pub Lover]

SHE HAS A TATOO THAT SAYS "<3 ESUOHLIM" ON HER BEHIND I TOLD HER TO GET IT LAST NIGHT AND SHE DID :eek
It's great when they're wasted. :)

[Pub Lover]

Then again I'd be 50...
Fifty-Two >:

[Pub Lover]

Google image search is nerdy. A search for 'broken' brings up a picture of a Klingon. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

THERE WILL BE NO SHIT TALKING OF MY GF

[Esuohlim]

hey matt

[Rongi]

omg palindrome post count

[Esuohlim]

RUINED :(

you though in four posts :eek

[Rongi]

you fucking ruined it >:

[Rongi]

my eyes hurt

i hate being sick :(

[Guitar Woman]

what are you sick with rongi :(

[Esuohlim]

LOVE

[Guitar Woman]

there's a vaccine for that now I think

[Guitar Woman]

Oh fuck, I just realized I'm an hour late for a doctor's appointment :(
Thanks a lot you guys >: