I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

afterbirthFACE (03:47:35): how long have you been on the internet :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:11): not long, a couple of days.
afterbirthFACE (03:48:24): straight? :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:46): yeah, well, no, I get up to pee & get
food. ;(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:37): you are lame
afterbirthFACE (04:07:42): :(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:50): are you at your work or house?
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:56): yes, but I talk to a pretty girl.
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:59): I'm at work.
afterbirthFACE (04:08:56): what girl :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:09:17): that girl I had everyone IMing the other day...
afterbirthFACE (04:10:09): Boo Radleys - 'Wish I Was Skinny'
afterbirthFACE (04:10:10): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:14): that's from a book :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:32): the band name :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:10:36): yeah?
afterbirthFACE (04:10:46): it's called to kill a mocking bird
afterbirthFACE (04:11:02): there is some whackjob in it and his name is boo radley
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:19): oh yeah, I forgot that. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:37): but then I've purged high school from my memory
afterbirthFACE (04:14:02): you suck
afterbirthFACE (04:14:04): seriuosly :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:14:38): yes, but five dollars is five dollars. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:14:53): you are incredibly bland :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:28): but I give the best damn blowjob you can get for five dollars inthe whole of this town. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:15:32): what was that cartoon i showed you yesterday?
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:39): Princess
afterbirthFACE (04:15:59): got it
Lemmysomemoney (04:18:55): Hey, last time I heard you had a suck life too. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:07): w/e/we/
Lemmysomemoney (04:19:28): No, screw you! You fuck underaged animal corpses! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:38): w/e
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:15): haha, Shimid believed me that willie was dead. :D
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:27): I'm gonna be really sad if he really is. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:22:11): You live in Pennsilvania right?
afterbirthFACE (04:28:40): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (04:28:51): Then you're a fag. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:12): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:29:28): Yes! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:53): you are >:
afterbirthFACE (04:30:03): you live in some faggot country with lord of the rings >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:30:42): Yeah! I didn't say I wasn't a fag, & it takes one to know one! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:31:52): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:32:14): Yeah, see, You're a Fag & you know it. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:24): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:28): i am not a fag >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:33:02): Then you're just a guy that has sex with men then.
afterbirthFACE (04:33:14): NO >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:34:30): Oh, touchy subject? can't handle the truth? you upset because you were raped but liked it, & that'll always be your little secret, ay? Oh, you're such a fat little fag! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:34:56): I AM NOT FAT OR A FAG >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:36:06): Sure, just keep saying that & no one will guess that you print out picture of chojin,to see if you can copy his make up exactly so that everyone will love your fat, faggy ass just like everyone loves his...
afterbirthFACE (04:36:42): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:36:46): chojin is such a faggot :(
afterbirthFACE (04:37:01): same with italianstereotype
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:17): same with me & you...
afterbirthFACE (04:37:22): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:27): maybe you >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:48): yes with me, & yes with you. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:57): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:59): You love the taste of hot cum inyour mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:38:08): SO WHAT
Lemmysomemoney (04:38:36): You love the feel of an erect penis in your mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:14): YOU FAGGOT >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:23): You love to press your index finger into his anus to stimulate him just that bit further.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:38): I AM BLOCKING YOU YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:45): sure thing, fag. ;
Lemmysomemoney (04:41:11): You just can't handle the truth! You big fat uber-fag!
Lemmysomemoney (04:43:09): You love the feeling of a tongue running over your butthole... & you climax everytime he slips his tongue a little further in...
Lemmysomemoney (04:48:22): Gone quiet fagstro? Maybe you're jacking off the the homoerotic imagery I'm feeding you, maybe you won't block me, maybe you'll become my little fag puppet, & fuck me in my tight, pale ass everyday. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:48:38): MAYBE
Lemmysomemoney (04:49:35): Yeah, you know you are. >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:52:30): I've used up all the faggy words I know. :(
afterbirthFACE (04:52:36): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:53:15): & I learned all that stuff from The Jay & Silent Bob Movie. :(

[Gurlugon]

How do you guys like my new avatar? :(

[Sajuuk]

Not yet...

Don't kill him yet.

[Pub Lover]

The avatar is great, but your postcount sucks! >:

[Pub Lover]

OMG, I just realised that if Jessica Alba saw this thread, she wouldn't get it at all & would think that we're terrible people... well, maybe slightly worse people than what we actually are. :tear

Gurlugee, you ruined my joke. :(

[Gurlugon]

Let me guess, I should change it to fix the joke. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

No, you should buy me a title that says 'FagPark'. :(

[Matt Harty]

ok now I have my evidence lets bring it to court pub were gona get this fag put away for a looooong time

I CALL TO THE STANDS CAPN CRUNCH, HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A FAG AND CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO PUB LOVER >:

THERE IS AIM EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE PROSECUTION, WHAT SAY YOU?

[Matt Harty]

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY

[Matt Harty]

CAPN YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR NOT TALKING TOO >:

[Pub Lover]

SPEAK UP, YOU RATBASTARD FAG! :wah

[Pub Lover]

Alack, for you have all forsaken me. :(

[ScruU2wice]

wait weren't jay and silent bob in the clerks cartoon >:

[Sajuuk]

"Thats the ugliest bong I've ever seen."

[ScruU2wice]

fuck you.

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

OMG, I'm now in the top fifty posters! :eek

[ScruU2wice]

nice work

[Pub Lover]

It's hard to think of some of the posters here as actually being people with real emotions.

My Apologies to Gurlugon.

But Cap'n Crunch is still a fag. ;)

[ProfessorCool]

NO kidding, did you see his entry for the action figure contest.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys i am off work now, do you still want to hang out?

[Matt Harty]

WE NEED A JUDGE TO HOLD CAPN CRUNCH INTO CONTEMPT

[Big McLargehuge]

I'll hold capn crunch but not in comtempt ;(

[Matt Harty]

He probably doesn't even have a defense lawer. >:

[ProfessorCool]

One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

[Matt Harty]

edit: nvm, for some reason I cant see the first post of new pages.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I PLEA NOT GAY. :lol

[ScruU2wice]

I'm back from work

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.scubus.com/images/comics/facecopy2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

I already did that, it wasn't much fun. :(

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME =D

[Pub Lover]

Shouldn't you be on AIM! >:

[ScruU2wice]

Once i went into chats on aim and started trying to porn bots, but they didn't talk back to me...

Except this one time where the girl did talk back to me and i explained my lizard fetish...

[Sajuuk]

Kids are for Trix :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

>:

[ScruU2wice]

im with pub on this one >:

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP!

WHAT'S UP? :)

[ScruU2wice]

OMG Sam's on :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy (10:22:57 AM): NIGGA PLZ
Erick Reloaded (10:23:16 AM): AWESOME :D
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:31 AM): NO YOU SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:23:43 AM): Oh SNAP!
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:54 AM): NO NO YOU SNAP, SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:24:04 AM): ok
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:09 AM): omg sry
Erick Reloaded (10:24:22 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:42 AM): sry you are such a fag
Erick Reloaded (10:24:47 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): >:

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: oh man phsycic
AgroSkateRik: wuh'
ScruU2wice: i posted OMG sam's on befor you
ScruU2wice: but it wouldnt let me
ScruU2wice: it said i couldn't post so fast
ScruU2wice: than i talked to you
ScruU2wice: and you told me to go see it
ScruU2wice: and i was already there
ScruU2wice: and i pressed submit
ScruU2wice: ok hold that though
ScruU2wice: cuz your definatly not sam


:(

[Sam]

:(

[ScruU2wice]

I have to go guys :(

[Sam]

He has to go eat. That's what he told me.

ScruU2wice: bye
Switch Dingo: AW =(
ScruU2wice: i gots to eat

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit, I was going to make a post five minutes ago, but that cute pantsuit girl started talking to me about porn, & biggie was all up on the copper hating, & sam was all, I can't take girls on dates because I wear hotpants...

Oh well, it was probably a stupid post anyway...

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah probably










fuck da police

[Sam]

Hey, I don't wear hotpants. >:

At least not in public. ;-)

[Pub Lover]

OMG! Pictures, now! :eek

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy (10:22:57 AM): NIGGA PLZ
Erick Reloaded (10:23:16 AM): AWESOME :D
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:31 AM): NO YOU SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:23:43 AM): Oh SNAP!
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:54 AM): NO NO YOU SNAP, SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:24:04 AM): ok
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:09 AM): omg sry
Erick Reloaded (10:24:22 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:42 AM): sry you are such a fag
Erick Reloaded (10:24:47 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): mad.gif

[Pub Lover]

BiggieMclargeguy (07:03:55): I broke the postcount fight thread :(
Lemmysomemoney (07:03:59): cool
BiggieMclargeguy (07:04:15): it is all "No posts exist for this topic"
BiggieMclargeguy (07:04:19): cause i posted
BiggieMclargeguy (07:04:26): and it was like "argh"
Lemmysomemoney (07:04:28): oh, it does that to me all the time
BiggieMclargeguy (07:04:35): oh
BiggieMclargeguy (07:04:41): this is my first time :(
Lemmysomemoney (07:04:41): just hit back & then refresh
BiggieMclargeguy (07:05:05): it is still hating me :(
Lemmysomemoney (07:05:23): oh no!

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): mad.gif


WTF I DIDN"T SAY THAT >:

[Big McLargehuge]

why does this thread hate me? :(

[kellychaos]

'Cause in my dreams, it's always there. The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair.

[ScruU2wice]

I got a hair cut fro 4.99 :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

i got a sweater for $.25, and haircuts are stupid >:

[Matt Harty]

hey sajuuk come online i wanna cal you a FAGAT

[Esuohlim]

QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A "SIX DEGREES TO KEVIN BACON" THREAD IN MOVIES AND TV :eek

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[Esuohlim]

NEVERMIND I MADE IT MYSELF YOU FUCKS >:

[ScruU2wice]

Pub's offline for like the first time in several days :x

[liquidstatik]

:x:x:x

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I CUT MY OWN HAIR :pac

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I SAW THE TRAILER FOR FARENHEIT 9/11 LOL I CANT WAIT ;)

[ScruU2wice]

help me think of a new email adress... :(

[liquidstatik]

I SAW THE TRAILER FOR FARENHEIT 9/11 LOL I CANT WAIT ;)

YEH... I WANT TO SEE IT :(


i saw CRONOICLS OF RIDDICK yesterday .. it was kinda good

[ScruU2wice]

Why aren't you on AIM i need your help >:

[liquidstatik]

IM ON A DIFFERENT NAME RIGHT NOW (megatoncrash) CUZ AIM IS BIENG GAY

[ScruU2wice]

I can't see you :(

[Sajuuk]

>:

[ScruU2wice]

I'm so lonely without you liquid...

[The Retro Kat]

Sajuuk, more like Sayuucks

[ScruU2wice]

:D

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[ScruU2wice]

go away >:

[liquidstatik]

lol aim broke :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub's offline for like the first time in several days

I needed some crying time, OK? >:

[ScruU2wice]

0k, I'm sorry...

[Pub Lover]

No worries, I cry alot. :D

[ScruU2wice]

:D

[Pub Lover]

:D :D

[Sam]

Lemmysomemoney: How is you this day that is today?
Switch Dingo: I just wokeu p
Lemmysomemoney: How was that?
Switch Dingo: I woke up from a dream about hanging out with female pornstars who were offering me lines of coke off of a Gamepro magazine =(
Lemmysomemoney: cool, nice dream.
Switch Dingo: YEAH I KNOW, I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN HAVING SECX THOUGH
Lemmysomemoney: yeah, you should take your frustration out on the forums, & the posters therein

>:

[Pub Lover]

Lemmysomemoney: How is you this day that is today?
Switch Dingo: I just wokeu p
Lemmysomemoney: How was that?
Switch Dingo: I woke up from a dream about hanging out with female pornstars who were offering me lines of coke off of a Gamepro magazine =(
Lemmysomemoney: cool, nice dream.
Switch Dingo: YEAH I KNOW, I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN HAVING SECX THOUGH
Lemmysomemoney: yeah, you should take your frustration out on the forums, & the posters therein

;)

[Pub Lover]

Oh No! I'm so sorry...! :(

[Pub Lover]

I think I'm winning this bout of postcount fighting. :(

[Pub Lover]

Guys? :(

[Pub Lover]

Switch Dingo (05:38:56): TO THE POST COUNT THREAD
Lemmysomemoney (05:39:02): Indeed
Switch Dingo (05:42:16): LET THE TAKING OUT BEGIN :X
Switch Dingo (05:46:45): WTF
Switch Dingo (05:46:47): it won't let me post =(
Switch Dingo (05:46:52): it takes me to a 404 error
Lemmysomemoney (05:46:53): oh no!

:(

[Pub Lover]

Some how I think all the problems on the board lately are my fault. :(

[Sam]

HERE IS YOUR PRIZE FOR WINNING PUB, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/eowyn01.jpg

OH NO IT'S FAT EOWYN. GORRS. :puke

[Sam]

THAT WAS A LONG TIME COMING. :(

[Pub Lover]

I wish I liked fat chicks, maybe I could ride her to the shops, & the exercise will slim her down...

[Pub Lover]

Lemmysomemoney (05:35:56): Hey Cutie.
pantsuit ugghhh (05:36:39): yo
pantsuit ugghhh (05:36:42): im in my towel
pantsuit ugghhh (05:36:45): SHOWERS RULE
Lemmysomemoney (05:38:38): "im in my towel"- tantalizing.
pantsuit ugghhh (05:39:04): hahaha
Lemmysomemoney (05:41:10): How are you today, other than your near nakedness?
pantsuit ugghhh (05:41:29): i gotta be at school by 3
Lemmysomemoney (05:41:56): Yeah, Graduation. You nervous?
pantsuit ugghhh (05:42:29): not yet
Lemmysomemoney (05:43:11): Just nearly naked....
pantsuit ugghhh (05:44:02): hahaa
Lemmysomemoney (05:44:39): Yeah, maybe I should stop talking about that...
pantsuit ugghhh (05:47:26): hahahaha
pantsuit ugghhh (05:47:30): i have something on now
Lemmysomemoney (05:48:12): That's such a shame... Ahem, I mean 'Good'.
pantsuit ugghhh (05:49:08): hahaa

[Sam]

SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOR YOU.

IF YOU LOVE HER FOR HER BIG FAT ASS. :/

[Pub Lover]

& that's cleaner than what I said yesterday... :(

[Sam]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FAT EOWYN. :/

[Pub Lover]

Big fat ass in your big fat face! >:

[Sam]

WHAT DID YOU SAY YESTERDAY?

[Pub Lover]

Oh, sorry. :(

[Sam]

WHAT DID YOU SAY YESTERDAY?

[Pub Lover]

pantsuit ugghhh (06:16:39): i dont like anal sex porn
pantsuit ugghhh (06:16:41): YARR! NOO
pantsuit ugghhh (06:18:47): noo booty
Lemmysomemoney (06:19:16): What about having a funnel put in
your ass & liveeels poured in?
Lemmysomemoney (06:19:30): live eels*
pantsuit ugghhh (06:19:33): hahahahha NOOOO
pantsuit ugghhh (06:19:36): HELLNO!
Lemmysomemoney (06:19:42): hahaha
pantsuit ugghhh (06:19:50): yeah or having em put in there and
sewn shut
pantsuit ugghhh (06:19:51): GAH!
pantsuit ugghhh (06:19:55): now thats just fucked up

[Pub Lover]

Did I mention she's underaged? :(

[Sam]

That video made me lol. :(

Especially when the last one wouldn't go in that girl's ass so the other girl was like trying to poke it in.

I almost dropped my Hot Pocket from laughing. >:

[Pub Lover]

Did I mention I'm really overaged... haha, I just typed 'overfaged' by accident... what a slip. ;)

[Sam]

A FRUEDIAN SLIP! :rimshot

[Pub Lover]

You eat hot pockets while watching porn?

[Sam]

Only that one time. :(

[Pub Lover]

I bet you'd like a rimshot. ;) :innuendo

[Pub Lover]

That one time, ay? What do you normally eat doing sex, fatty?

[Pub Lover]

Wait, I forget, are you the fatty, or am I thinking of that other guy? :confused

[Pub Lover]

That other guy that happens to be fat...?

[Sam]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIGMCLARGEHUGE?

BECAUSE HE IS A FATTY. >:

[Sam]

LOOK PUB, I DREW A PICTURE LOL IT'S SO FUNNY LOOKIT THE STICK PEOPLE DOING STUFF LIKE POOPING LOL OMGS IT SO FUNNY. ^_^

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/Yum.bmp

[ScruU2wice]

Im back guys

[Pub Lover]

That picture is so what I'm doing inmy head to that girl. :(

[Pub Lover]

Well Come Back Scru! :D

[Pub Lover]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIGMCLARGEHUGE?

BECAUSE HE IS A FATTY. >:
Yeah, I was talking about that fatty... OMG, I mentioned both you & him in my blog today. :o

[Sam]

Cutting off her penis with a banana while a tank shoots her in the ass? :(

[Pub Lover]

Exactly... oooh yeah! :)

[Pub Lover]

My Blog (http://publover.mindsay.com/2004/06/16/)
Switch Dingo (06:16:18): WHATDYA MEAN LESSER DENIZEN =(
Lemmysomemoney (06:16:42): are you as good as Rog, or proto or chojin?
Switch Dingo (06:16:58): in my own special way =(
Lemmysomemoney (06:17:27): Ok, then I'll change it to 'the special people at I-mockery'
Switch Dingo (06:17:38): :score
Lemmysomemoney (06:18:35): you think being called retarded is better?
Switch Dingo (06:18:43): Yeah =(
Switch Dingo (06:18:45): because then like
Switch Dingo (06:18:49): girls will pitty me
Switch Dingo (06:18:52): and I can get pity love
Lemmysomemoney (06:19:37): Only two girls read my blog, one is an evil men hating lesbian, & the other is my underaged half-fillipino lovebaby. :(
Switch Dingo (06:21:27): SCORE

[Sam]

I'd rather be called 'special' then 'lesser'.

It's just better. :(

edited to make Pub look dumb.

[Pub Lover]

'lesser' not 'lower'. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Oh No! I look Dumb! :tear

[Sam]

YEAH YOU DO HA HA PUB YOU JERK.


I'm sorry Pub, I didn't mean it. :(

[Pub Lover]

:tear

I could of called you like 'some guy from some forum' but I have delusions of Sethhood sometimes. :(

[Sam]

I AM SOME GUY FROM SOME FORUM. :(

[Matt Harty]

GUESS WHAT I SAID TO SAJUUK ON AIM

[Pub Lover]

You called him a fag?

I AM SOME GUY FROM SOME FORUM. :(
am i the only one who thinks pub is a major snotty asshole lately

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIGMCLARGEHUGE?

BECAUSE HE IS A FATTY. >:
Yeah, I was talking about that fatty... OMG, I mentioned both you & him in my blog today. :o

:(

i am moving away cause this made me sad :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh Gods! Why must we all be such prissy little girls! >:

[Pub Lover]

Sorrie Biggie. :(

[kellychaos]

And this little piggy went WEE WEE WEE ... all the way home. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yay! Kelly! :D

Quick say something funny!

[Big McLargehuge]

Looks like my plans to move away fell through :(

[Matt Harty]

YEAH I SAID FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

[Pub Lover]

Did he cry? :)

[Matt Harty]

He was all clever and said stuff like AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

[Pub Lover]

I think that's his version of crying. :(

[Matt Harty]

Mattchew Harty: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
Erick Reloaded: AWESOME :D

[Matt Harty]

OMG PUB :lol


Erick Reloaded: Pub lover made a fake quote of me in his away message >:
Mattchew Harty: Are you being serious?
Erick Reloaded: yes
Mattchew Harty: FUCKING IDIOT
Mattchew Harty: LOL

[Matt Harty]

BiggieMclargeguy: pubs away message hurts my feelings :-(
Mattchew Harty: IS THIS STUPID DAY OR SOMETHING

[Sajuuk]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUBRICANT MISTER :D

[Sam]

WHY DON'T YOU STOP YOUR BITCHING. >:

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: QUITCHERBITCHIN
Mattchew Harty: Who the fuck are you and shut the fuck up.
Switch Dingo: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MATT HARTY
Switch Dingo: HIS SMILE DANCED ON THE SUNLIGHT
Mattchew Harty: HEY :(
Mattchew Harty: WAIT AM I MAD OR SOMETHING
Mattchew Harty: WHATD I DO :(
Switch Dingo: AND MADE MY DAY INTO A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF BEAUTIY AND DANCING SMILES
Mattchew Harty: OMFG
Mattchew Harty: WHATD I DO >:
Switch Dingo: I don't know
Mattchew Harty: oh...
Switch Dingo: I JUST TOLD YOU TO QUITCHERBITCHEN
Mattchew Harty: WTF AM I BITCHIN ABOUT >:o>:o>:o
Switch Dingo: I don't know I said that to everyone
Mattchew Harty: DIE
Mattchew Harty: Oh ok :<<
Switch Dingo: yeah
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE COOL MATT HARTY
Mattchew Harty: SHUT UP >:
Mattchew Harty: IM GENERIC :(
Switch Dingo: I GET SAD WHEN YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF AND DIE AND YOU WISH I HAD EXPLOSIVES SHOVED UP MY CUNT =(
Mattchew Harty: RLY?
Switch Dingo: YEAH =(
Mattchew Harty: OH

[liquidstatik]

HAY SAM, MATT, AND PUB.. LONG TIME NO TALKS :(:(

[Sam]

HEY GUYS LOOK!

IT'S LIQUID!

HE'S BACK!

HEY LIQUID! :)

[liquidstatik]

HAY.. OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW Jojo girl?

shes liek 13 but she's real hot :(

[The Retro Kat]

WARE?

[liquidstatik]

ON HER MUSIC VIDEO

[Pub Lover]

HEY LIQUID! :o

BiggieMclargeguy: pubs away message hurts my feelings :-(
Mattchew Harty: IS THIS STUPID DAY OR SOMETHING
The away message was an injoke with that chick, but I thought I should make it a little silly. :(

I did not think any one would fall for it! :lol

[Sam]

RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(

[Pub Lover]

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=425)" thread! >:

[Pub Lover]

OMG! I hate page breaks that fuck up my jokes! >:

[Pub Lover]

RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(
Was what I was replying to. :(

[Pub Lover]

So my post should of looked like:

[Pub Lover]

RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(
"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=425)" thread! >:

[Sam]

I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD PUB. :(

[Pub Lover]

OMG, I just realized that it's not just in the wrong thread, but it's in the wrong forum too! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO HARD PUB. :(
Yeah, the quality of my postshas really gone downhill in the last few weeks, & they weren't top notch to begin with. :tear

BUT MY POSTCOUNT IS STARTING TO ROCK! :D

[Pub Lover]

RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(
Ska Forum! :(

[Sam]

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=425)" thread! >:

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=425)" thread! >:

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes
I think this belongs in the 'Ironic Humour' forum. :(

[Sam]

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks) (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=425)" thread! >:

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes
I think this belongs in the 'Ironic Humour' forum. :(

I think this belongs in the "Beating a Joke into the Ground" thread.

:(

[Pub Lover]

OMG, it's already there! ;)

[Sam]

ZING!

[Pub Lover]

:bow

[Pub Lover]

Switch Dingo (06:59:09): if it wasn't for us, that thread would suck
Switch Dingo (06:59:11): worse
Lemmysomemoney (06:59:22): indeed.
Switch Dingo signed off at 07:00:06.
Lemmysomemoney (07:00:51): I've only been filling Willie's role, if he came back, I could go back to the old me. :( OMG You went offline! :o

[ScruU2wice]

I'm listening to the Dark Side of the Moon album and it's awesome :eek

[ScruU2wice]

IT ROCKS!!!

[Matt Harty]

HOLY SHIT LIQUID STAY FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE :(

[Sajuuk]

F A U R O P I J O JJ Oh DJ, DJ :D

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah liquid is definatly cooler than you >:

[Big McLargehuge]

When is willie going to quit being dead?

[Esuohlim]

When this thread is worth reading anymore. :(

MAD LIBS >:

[Big McLargehuge]

My shirt says "FUCK" and has "with love" in negative space on the k :0

[Esuohlim]

>: LIBS

[Big McLargehuge]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/DSCF0004.jpg

:fuck

[Matt Harty]

VERB
NOUN
VERB
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN

[Big McLargehuge]

afterbirthFACE (3:53:35 PM): you look like a fat ninjavenom :(
BiggieMclargeguy (3:53:40 PM): :(

[Matt Harty]

hey your shirt says FUCK! :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG THANKS FOR THE WARNING :eek

[Matt Harty]

MOCK WARS >:

[Rongi]

did you lose weight, big?

[Big McLargehuge]

yeah, i have lost about 30 lbs in the last two months :(

[Rongi]

congrats, mang

[Big McLargehuge]

thanks

[Matt Harty]

doing what?

[Big McLargehuge]

smoking cigarettes :(

[Matt Harty]

lol cheater >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I think i looked better when i was fatter :(

[Matt Harty]

nobody looks better fatter :lol

you just need to fix the rest yourself so you look proportional.

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah if i can just trim down my head a bit :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNO U WERE A WOMAN ALL GOOD BUT NOW I GOT TO STOP FARTING AND COMB STUFF HERE AND THERE

[Sajuuk]

WTF

[Big McLargehuge]

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNO U WERE A WOMAN ALL GOOD BUT NOW I GOT TO STOP FARTING AND COMB STUFF HERE AND THERE

I didn't know either :eek

[Matt Harty]

RETRO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

[Sam]

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

[eva01]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/DSCF0004.jpg

:fuck
actually you could pose as a man or a woman... like Hanson!
remember that train wreck? the girliest guys ever!
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/tongue/hanson.jpg
mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

[Sam]

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

[Sam]

TheProfessorCool: Excuse me can i have a peice of cake?
you already have a peice of cake
Well I would like another...
Are you sure you need it?
Mister, i have never been more certain about anything in my life (proceeds to eat two peieces of cake)
TheProfessorCool: Only a cartoon could handel that type of wacky antics
Switch Dingo: ONLY A BILL COSBY CARTOON
TheProfessorCool: ONLY IN AMERICA
Switch Dingo: FATHERHOOD
Switch Dingo: THE NEW COMEDY
Switch Dingo: FROM TVLAND
Switch Dingo: NICK AT NIGHT
TheProfessorCool: oh yeah
TheProfessorCool: with this and the grahm norton effect
TheProfessorCool: this will be onehot and sexy summer
TheProfessorCool: HAWTTT!
Switch Dingo: PRONSTARS
Switch Dingo: PHONESEX
Switch Dingo: ONSTAGE
Switch Dingo: SPARKINGLIVELYDEBATE
Switch Dingo: WITHTHEAUDIENCE
Switch Dingo: ABUTTLOADOFCELEBRIETES
TheProfessorCool: PEEPSHOW
TheProfessorCool: SIDESHOW
TheProfessorCool: TALKSHOW
Switch Dingo: FUCKSHOW
TheProfessorCool: the guest are big
TheProfessorCool: te interviews are bigger

[Sajuuk]

FLASHY!! (http://ismo.sniperland.de/ismo/fun/epilepsy.swf) :hypno

[Mike]

You're almost as convincing as Kahljorn, Big. Except in a scary way.

[Matt Harty]

NO SAJUUK :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

i think it is the picture, cause nobody has ever said that i look like a girl before :(

[Pub Lover]

TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

[The Retro Kat]

RETRO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
Oh shit.

[Sajuuk]

>:

[ScruU2wice]

[center:6e7c051495]actually you could pose as a man or a woman... like Hanson!
remember that train wreck? the girliest guys ever!
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/tongue/hanson.jpg
mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2002-02-28-inside-madden.jpg

wow eva01 stuns us with another amazing post. first she quotes a big picture so we know whats going on. Than she fakes us out with a man or woman coment. She stumbles off a little with the next comment but gets back on her feet with the Angelfire Hosted image no one can see. And to top of an amazing preformance she adds a hanson reference that she makes clear with a footnote attached at the end to really drive the point home. All and all a terrific preformance by Eva01[/center:6e7c051495]

[Matt Harty]

ENCORE

[Pub Lover]

...eva01 stuns us with another amazing post. first she...
She? There are no women on the internet! :eek

[eva01]

yeah, really. im a guy. eva01 is the name of a robot from an anime. :/
p.s. that damn picture worked earlier...

[Matt Harty]

HEY EVA THE EXITS OVER THERE

[Sajuuk]

Beware.

[Matt Harty]

i am so overwhelmed

[The Retro Kat]

TOUCHE SCRU, FORGET NOT WE MEET TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL AND STORM OUR BRAINS FOR BRILLIANCE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL

[Cap'n Crunch]

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

[ProfessorCool]

TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

If you like batteredwomen why don't you PM Fartin Mowler and ask him about his wife.

[Sajuuk]

Sounds like you've got a problem.

[Matt Harty]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif


http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif






http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gifhttp://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif




http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif

[Sam]

batteredwomen

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! :lol2

But that doesn't make it right. >:

[Matt Harty]

Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

[Sam]

AIM IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A GUN. >:

[ScruU2wice]

Eva is a girls name :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.homestead.com/rdpopko/files/NoBullAward.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

whatever eva is still a girls name :/

[agroskaterik]

I got my avatar taken away. :(

[ScruU2wice]

:lol

[ProfessorCool]

Sounds like you've got a problem.

Who the fuck are you and why are you trying to ruin Weebl and Bob for me.

[Matt Harty]

AIM IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A GUN. >:

GOOD TIMES :*

[Pub Lover]

TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

If you like batteredwomen why don't you PM Fartin Mowler and ask him about his wife.
I'm not allowed to talk about my conversations with Fartin, he says it's forbidden. :o

[Sajuuk]

ELITE

[Matt Harty]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/259.gif

GOD I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS GUY WHATS IT FROM STRONGBAD OR SOMETHING :lol

[Sajuuk]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT WEEBL, PREPARE TO FEEL SAJUUK'S WRATH! >:

[Matt Harty]

CANT GET ENOUGH :lol

[Matt Harty]

IM GONNA THROW UP :lol

[Pub Lover]

This page made me hate the internet. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Let's get it over with...

[The Retro Kat]

FAST

[Sajuuk]

Service with a smile :)

[Matt Harty]

haha i actually did throw up :lol

[Snatchtastic]

Was it green or yellow?

[ScruU2wice]

New avatar...

[Matt Harty]

I ran a 5k today, and once I was done I ate a banana. I then proceeded to the bathroom and threw up the banana. You're supposed to eat within 30 minutes of excercise to maximize muscle growth and muscle refueling. :(

Unless your stomach is an asshole >:

They offer so much free food, too. Quite a shame.

[Anonymous]

Dude, 5k is nothing. I get at least 60-70k, and I only pay about twice the rate of dialup.

[Pub Lover]

I get 6M & I pay the same price as I paid to have the second line for the dial-up...

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah but you aren't given the opportunity to throw up a banana... >:

[Pub Lover]

Once you learn to suck cock properly, you'll never throw up a banana again...

[ScruU2wice]

I got serverd

[Pub Lover]

Tell me the NIGGA :eek that came up with that godsdamn line, & I'll kill the motherfucker! >:

[Matt Harty]

WHAT THE FUCK >:

AND THESE ASSHOLE RUNNERS HEARD ME THROWING UP AND SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING ABOUT "IT MEANS YOU'VE REACHED A NEW PLATEAU" LIKE THEY ALL READ THE SAME FUCKING RUNNERS MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING

IM LIKE FUCK YOU HOW BOUT YOU GIVE ME SOME TUMS

[camacazio]

I just posted.