I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[kahljorn]

speaking of fingerprints and crimes some jerk broke into my car last night. I think they were aiming for a black laptop bag that they assumed to have a laptop. But our car has an alarm on it.. so they broke the window, opened car, alarm went off, grabbed the bag, then got into the front and grabbed everything out of the glovebox and apparantly paniced and ran.
inside the laptop bag was alot of useless papers, and they stole our car manual from the glovebox. lol
they fingerprinted the car near the locks where it looked like they tried to open it with a screwdriver.

surely a criminal mastermind ;o

[Seven Force]

God, it's a good thing you aren't dumb and left any important shit in there.

[liquidstatik]

woah this sweet tea is SO GOOOD

[liquidstatik]

WHY YA GOTTA GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATEEDD

[Jeff The Ninja]

I just ate a sandwich. It was made of Mustard and Ham. It was tastyful.

[executioneer]

man i wanna edit the thread tile now and i can't ;_;

[liquidstatik]

sounds like it :O

[executioneer]

no bread, huh

rough

[GADZOOKS]

Some dork on the train was eating a turkey sandwhich on two slices of tomato.

[BlueOatmeal]

What a doucebag that guy was.

[Womti]

I just ate a sandwich. It was made of Mustard and Ham. It was tastyful.


I had a sandwich made of mozzarella, spinach, and tomatoe the other day. Awesome.

[Grislygus]

I mean, right after you start a new game you're exploring the creepy space colony where everyone's all dead and stuff, then you find some FUCKING HUGE DRAGON ALIEN and do FURIOUS BATTLE WITH HIM and after that you have to escape the EXPLODING SPACE STATION and like immediately after that you're blasting your way through hordes of aliens hundreds of miles below the surface of Zebes and listening to that fucking kickass soundtrack :<

What a fucking classic :<

Hagane's better. Hagane is better than ALL of you. Hagane is the single greatest experience you will ever have in this lifetime.

[Grislygus]

SHOWBOATING.

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[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (THE SHOWBOATING THREAD)

[liquidstatik]

I'm so hunggry but i have no food in my house ;<

[Esuohlim]

Do you have water, lemon, and honey?

According to kahljorn there's a meal right there :o

[Pub Lover]

I'm so hunggry but i have no food in my house ;<

So are you going to blame hunger-induced lunacy for your douchebagish multiple posting in threads that are not this one?

[Esuohlim]

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SERIOUS PSSSTING MADNESS :eek

[Esuohlim]

We're coming up to 25,000 I wonder who will get it lol lol

[executioneer]

your mom probalby

[MetalMilitia]

highfive!

[liquidstatik]

So are you going to blame hunger-induced lunacy for your douchebagish multiple posting in threads that are not this one?

pub whaaat are you talking about?

[Pub Lover]

Simple rule. Don't Multipost in the Cowboy thread or the WAYLTRN in the music forum.

I've told you before, but Jesus, you must be too fucking out of you tiny little head to remember shit. >:

[Pub Lover]

You're not even supposed to multipost at all.

[Pub Lover]

Does this thread confuse you that fucking much? >:

[Seven Force]

calm down eat a sandwich :eek

[Seven Force]

GW should be banned from posting ":<" after every goddamn idiotic thing he says

[Pub Lover]

Uh Oh! It's the Fag Police! >:

What do you want, Officer Cocksmith? >:

[Seven Force]

what is that supposed to be anyway? a chink mouth? I didn't know both their lips were sideways :lol

[Seven Force]

i am the cocksmith

i create pleasure

[Pub Lover]

NIGGA! >:

[Pub Lover]

You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a ******! He's a ******! He's a ******! A ******, look, there's a ******! >:

[Seven Force]

where are you going in three days?

[Pub Lover]

I think that was covered in this thread already. >:

[Seven Force]

You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a ******! He's a ******! He's a ******! A ******, look, there's a ******! >:

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Seven Force]

hey kids its seizure time

stop crying you asked for this i told you to play nice

[executioneer]

page 981 is a good page

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

page 981 is a good page

A good page... FOR SEIZURES! :eek

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[Pub Lover]

Woah, full on stress headache.

I think I might be pretty close to a seizure. :lol

[executioneer]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Fathom Zero]

Mad Libs. Now.

[corpexec44]

obama has a son that works at cvs ?

[Fathom Zero]

I need:

Flower (plural)
A color
Another flower (plural)
a plural noun
and an adjective.

[Homowner]

A color



Don't be racist. They prefer to be called African-Americans.

[Pub Lover]

NIGGA! :eek

[Esuohlim]

SNEEZEWEEDS
SEPIA
JENNIFER FLOWERS
NIGGARDS
CUNTY

[Fathom Zero]

coloreds. =(

[Fathom Zero]

"Sneezeweeds are sepia
Jennifer Flowers are blue
niggards are cunty
And so are you."

That sucked.

[Fathom Zero]

Here's a goodun:

"Nightmare on my Street (Will Smith)"

Noun
Verb
Noun
Verb
Animal
Time of day
Verb
Noun
Verb ending in "ed"
Food
Famous person
Article of clothing
Article of clothing
Adjective
Verb ending in "s"
Adjective
Adjective
Verb ending in "s"
Adjective
Noun
Place
Day of the week
Verb
Noun
Verb ending in "ed"
Adjective
Verb ending in "ed"
Verb ending in "ed"
Noun (plural)
Female in room
Male in room
Another female in room
Another male in room
Noun
Adjective
Verb ending in "ed"
Place
Adjective
Name of a movie
Adjective
Adjective
Verb ending in "ed"
Verb
Verb ending in "ing"
Place
Noun
Liquid
Verb ending in "ing"
Noun
Verb ending in "ed"
Time
Verb ending in "ed"
Adjective
Adjective
Liquid
Liquid
Electronic Device
Verb ending in "ed"
Adjective
Verb ending in "ed"
T.V. Show
Verb
Verb ending in "ed"
Relative
Noun
Verb ending in "ing"
Verb ending in "ing"
Verb ending in "ed"
Noun
Body part
Noun
Adjective
Verb ending in "ed"
FUNNY NICKNAME
Verb ending in "ed"
Body part
Noun
Noun (plural)
Verb
Body part
Body part
Adjective
Body part (plural)
Adjective
Noun
Body part
Adjective
Body part
Noun
Body part
Article of clothing
Verb ending in "ed"
Adjective
Noun (plural)
Verb ending in "ed"
Verb ending in "ed"
Noun
Noun
Noun
Body part
Verb ending in "ed"
Noun
Noun (plural)
Body part (plural)
Noun
Noun
Noun (plural)
Noun (plural)

Phew.

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

HAVE A NICER DAY!

[Pub Lover]

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OH DANG! :(

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I need a bigger monitor. :(

[Pub Lover]

Awww, to hell with that. :(

Get back to your madlibs, guys. ;(

[Womti]

OUCH; THAT HURTS ME

[Esuohlim]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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:lol

[Pub Lover]

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:lol

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

No but seriously, only the time limit one works as a deterrent to anything. :(

[Pub Lover]

Even if it was 1000 characters, all you'd get is everyone posting in-post sigs of 997 characters after their :lol.

Much like spam mail uses extracts from books to get round junkfilters.

[Esuohlim]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

:eek

Man I hate that one >:

[Esuohlim]

Man I hate that one >:

[Esuohlim]

Man I hate that one :eek

[Esuohlim]

Man I hat that one :eek

[Pub Lover]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes. :eek
Man I hate that one >:

Only low cast dudes be seeing that one alot. :(

[Pub Lover]

Man I hat that one :eek

Yeah, it's so easy to get around, but you still know that you're not obeying the spirit of the rules.

Oh man, we're rulebreakers! :eek

[Pub Lover]

This be some POSTING MADNESS :eek right here, yo. :eek

[Grislygus]

I have no clue what's going on, I just can't handle the high paced world of the I-Mockery Chat Room.

[Rongi]

6000 chicken fajitas am-i-rite

[Womti]

[quote=Fathom Zero;467754]Here's a goodun:

"Nightmare on my Street (Will Smith)"

tree
hit
car
eat
dog
6:00 AM (eastern time)
inject
wheaties
nicked
orange
eddie murphy
shirt
hat
long
sass
brown
fried
sass
emote
dave
park plaza
sunday
kill
bridge
smashed
floor
crunched
nutted
house
jennifer garner in room
ben stiller in room
linda in room
wayne in room
snort
quick
red
up
blue
vanilla sky
roll
smooth
grilled
shoot
crashing
house
roger rabbit
alcohol
fucking
carla
hashed
7:00 PM (eastern time)
typed
reply
reply
milk
acid
iPod
rammed
heart-shaped
killed
I love lucy
jump
shitted
aunt
Mushroom kingdom
smoking
hitting
cried
US army
ass
money
quick
played
jackass
exercised
stomach
dream
english
shout
leg
other leg
word
urethra
dashing
noun
spleen
silky
heart
controller
lips
bra
posted
quick
white house
slashed
munched
dick cheney
OJ simpson
barney
foot
partied
weed
green weed
inner thigh
slammer
duck
DA (duck's ass)
rear bumper

:melt

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=154

You know what?

Fuck it.

I don't have the patience.

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

I have no clue what's going on, I just can't handle the high paced world of the I-Mockery Chat Room.

That's why it's POSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

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:(

[Pub Lover]

your not cool until you introduce yourself in general blabber. c'mon. it's tradition. go start the "hi i'm new" thread. we will respect you then

THE EASY ROUTE IS FUN!!!!!


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Goat Cheese is still more annoying than you. :\

Fun,



666666

WaZaaaap!!**

hi, im new too would you like to be my friend?

Yes but like him I am a rebel,cuz' I rebel n' stuff! Look at me rebel the need to pronounce correctly!:eek

word up, brother! being a rebel is cool!

But unfortunatly being rebel is emo so im a little dissapointedin my self.

not if you rebel against that emo scene!

imagine just you and me. two hip cool cats strolling around town looking fro some chickies.

CHICKS
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1501128/2/istockphoto_1501128_two_baby_chicks.jpg

CHICKENS

Where's the best thread ever emote? It surely should have been posted by now.

only a douchbag with an IQ lower than a soft boiled egg would start a "Hi, I"m new thread". How desperate for attention you must be, you goddamned mongoloid.

I was going to make one of these threads as well, but I decided my thread in Mock Wars was annoying enough.

This is far from the best thread ever. >:

but since that emoticon is generally only used sarcastically it is apropriate

Mongoloid is an awesome word.

Multiquote!

[Esuohlim]

Oh man Pub do that for this thread :eek

[Pub Lover]

I swear I can just drive to his house. I'm afraid though he might not take kind to strangers on his property. maybe if I bring tidings of frog monster cupcakes he'll let me in his inner sanctum.

Do you guys live near other i-mockey denizens?

I live a little ways south of willie

I live close to all the crappy ones.

About 8 of us used to live within a few hours of each other

Schimid and I hang out on a regular basis

stop hanging out in the forums.
go hang out in rog's crib.

This reminds me of the time that MEATMAN wrote rog and wanted his mom to drop him off at Rog's house so they could hang out for a day :<

I also live in portland with Mubert, but I don't think that counts because he was banned. Several times. :<

hahah I remember that. Glowbelly was the only one to ever actually show up at my place randomly, but she chickened out about actually coming to my door and knocking, so she just left a note.

But yeah, I'd probably shoot somebody if they just randomly showed up at my place. And I don't even have a gun so I'd have to shoot them with HARSH WORDS.

Man, what a FREE SPIRIT/REBEL that girl is :rolleyes

I live near Captain Robo :rolleyes

I'm sure that someone stalked me :shocked

I live a hour away from Cliff Steele and Noob3.

Once I came on here and the damp moose showed up and was all I SAW YOU AT THE MALL TODAY. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE IN A HURRY. I WATCHED YOU PLAY PUMP IT UP. YOU HAVE SOFT SKIN.

Actually, when I was looking at the earliest posts I made on the other board I saw a post by FeuerAffe. See, it's funny because our hometowns are right next to each other, we share a mutual real-life friend, and now we read each other's Livejournals while going to the same school. And? We've never met in person.

i vaguely remember that person!

I think I live near zomboid, this is Canada 5 hours is "a little" ways away. Hed probly try and shit kick me If i showed up at his place.

replace noob3 with fathom zero and cliff steele with 15 minutes instead of an hour

I don't know who here has met the most board people in real life but I'd wager it's a tie between me and glowbelly ;<

As soon as I setup a West Coast Mock Meet that will all change :o

i've met: cliff steele & black flag :(

if there was a west coast mockmeet in the summer i might drive there but it's doubtful

I would like to meet Rongi

You should go meet AChimp & SolidSnakeAss :o

Isn't Canada like the size of Texas or something?

Canada is the size of Russia...I don't think A-chimp and I would have anything in common, I've had sex.

Really!? I thought you got your gonorrhea from your tractor :o

I liked when you were all angry and hardly posted :\

Canada = 3,559,294 sq. miles

Russia - 6,592,800 sq. miles

Keep trying.

I live near Spooky and the The Retro Kat too I think!

sethomas i think i live by you somewhat. i recall you talking about indiana once in the food forum.

ahahahahaha :<

*shakes fist* ...Some day...

i met jixby and mister fart and wreck and barry and emma and doctor juno before :(

west coast?!! :(

and i could theoretically meet supafly and uh damnthatdavid (if he hadn't gone all miltiary on us) without a lot of effort

and if what he said was true, i've probably been within 100 feet of father spaz/gw and not realized it

oh and even though hobo renee's going to college in my town i never did give her a formal welcome to the state becaues well i don't know why :(:(

Pretty close, yeah. I've got relatives in GP that I never visit or talk to that you probably know.

Doesn't he live in Australia? :eek

Yeah people take planes to the US, jerk.

I live near Saad. That's it Thankfully zeldas hairest fan lives across the entire state.

yeah but he came over here cause he won a contest to meet k. smith and jason mewews and so he made a tour of the whole thing :x

I don't know about you but I would never take a plane to a country in a another hemisphere for some sort of Internet rendez-vous and nothing else :rolleyes

I wonder what rog's house is like?

I bet its like a shakey's or something.

I've met Swamper. And yes, Eggyolk, I do float between Bloomington (more like JEWmington, am I right Geggy??) and Noblesville, IN.

I live near goat cheese
:(

oh shit :jealous

I've probably been through Blue Oatmeal's territory 50 times in the last year, and I think Gasux lives in my neck of the woods, but I don't know them. I ate lunch with Max once just to make Kevin jealous.

NC :( :(

Eh, I live in west palm beach, FL. I don't think anybody here lives there and it's for the best. This place sucks.

Good thing none of you creeps live near me

I met WRECK and EMMA and HOBO RENEE and FIREBUNNY MARY and WILLIECUTIONEER and MISTER FART and for some reason i think maybe I'm forgetting someone

I have spoken to GLOWBELLY and DAPHNE and DOLE and GADZOOKS and MR ADVENTURE over phones

I live 3 hours away from sam and budda and probably comrade rocket (he lives there right) but they have weird sexy stuff going on all the time so I'd rather not meet them

I also understand I live very close to dax fusaro

Doubtful but who might they be?

I can't wait to move out of this oily shit town, and I hope the rest of my family feels the same. I'm scared for my little sis, because she has to grow up in this town that produces slutty dumb asses at about a 9:1 ratio (1 for intelligent people) Just the other day she came home talking about how her principal had to call the police and to take the native man away because he was asking kids for their lunch.

I almost met huond at an airport but things fell through.*

*he got launched

Last name is Carr, I think. One is around your age and the other is a few years younger.

I should visit USA, never been there before :(

I used to live really close to Eye Tie, and we never hung out. :(

He's never shown a picture of himself and he talks of all these grandiose adventures and gay excursions, so he's pretty much the original Guitar Woman.

I've meet Supafly, but that isn't hard seeing how we went to school together and he showed me the wonders of I-Mockery. (It was also Supa who originally yelled out "DAMN THAT DAVID" in real life, and I had no other ideas for names when I created my account, so I used that.)

Now I live almost smack dab between Seattle and San Francisco, so in theory, I could visit anyone on the west coast and still drive about the same distance.

http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_dan/mini-nerd.jpg

Man you should it's like one big Jerry Springer episode

I'd totally hang out with RaNkeri.

EDIT:

ArrowX: Handing out handjobs

i've met & had sex with draw a sidewalk

I think I live like 2 hours away from Emu. :(

you should go to his house and like watch TV.

I live near Randomskyfears. I think I live near somebody else too, I remember them talking about Cincy chili.

I visit Cinci fairly frequently, even though I live here in Lawton.

Have you been to the Newport Aquarium? It's stellar.

It's an aquarium. It's alright. :\

Whatever, man. I almost fell in the shark tank.

I live maybe 2 hrs away from IS, but we haven't met. Maybe when I get a less shitty car :x

Here are all the mockers that I've known/met in person (many of whom don't post anymore):

Mockery
Doopa
Jaeger S. Meistersen
Glowbelly
Military Messiah
Killing Joke
Zero Signal
Sspadowsky
McClain
Dr. Boogie
George/Broverg
Nancy
Empty Gas Tank
Buffalotom
Dole
Chojin
Bim skala Bim
Bag of Rox
Feralmew
Agent Burdock (and Josh)
Cherry
theapportioner/CLAspinster
Miss Modular
Carnivore
crazybiter
Max Burbank
Edorian
Orange Juice Bruce
MLE
Daphne


I made most of that list after the NYC Mock Meet so I wouldn't forget who all I've met, and I might have met a few more since then that I've just forgotten about, but I think that's everyone.

PS - I'm gonna collect all you guys like Pokemon

Man, I almost went to the Chicago mockmeet back in 2001. Oh well. I wonder if it's possible to have one now without it sucking.

I'd wanna meet Sethomas, just because he's an intellectual.

And I think we have the same last name and that'd be all woah.

Who here lives in NYC? Theres got to be somebody here but I've never heared anyone mention it before.

Ummmm, I can just think of theapportioner. But sometimes I go there because my sister lives in Brooklyn!

Well, microshock lives in New York. :\

he never believes anything I tell him, but he doesn't understand that I live in Texas and grandiose adventures and gay excursions are all we fucking have to do here.

I thought that shit would be illegal down there.

:O SEVENFORCE!!! I MISSED U, HOW WAS GETTING THRASHED BY THE STORMS!?

man both mockery and protoclown posted in this thread. All I need now to complete my collection is mburbank or AChimp! muahahahaha!

Im from Ontario i think 1 person livs near me but i forgot there name.

i live on long island!

i could probably meet ant0179 without too much effort, but i barely know the guy!

for some reason i used to think blackflag lived around albany

Any further posts to that thread are non-canon.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man Pub do that for this thread :eek

That was going to be the next thing I was going to talk about.

I was going to say "IMAGINE IF I MULTIQUOTED THIS THREAD! :eek"

Then wham, sixteen hours later I'd have done it. ;(

[noob3]

hey guys it is nice weather currently it is making me want to dance 8)

[executioneer]

man multiquote only works in the same thread :(

[Goat Cheese]

If you copy Pub Lover then you'll be a rebel and then you and me cruisin for chickies.

[Pub Lover]

man multiquote only works in the same thread :(

No way. If you go into another thread after multiquoting stuff, it has a little thing you can click that carries the stuff to the new thread.

[Pub Lover]

If you copy Pub Lover then you'll be a rebel and then you and me cruisin for chickies.

No one cool copies Pub Lover. >:

[SKATERMONKEY]

hey dude

[executioneer]

No way. If you go into another thread after multiquoting stuff, it has a little thing you can click that carries the stuff to the new thread.

holy moses i see it now >:

[MarioRPG]

Pub your quoting ability is impeccable.

[Fathom Zero]

No one quotes harder than the Pub.

[Grislygus]

Holy fuckadilly, I love Encyclopedia Dramatica. I never imagined there would be anyone would seriously compare people who are anti-dog fucking to nazis.

[Pub Lover]

work, dang you

-willie

KITTES :D

-willie

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie

7:41 PM

-willie

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue :lol

-willie

:lol

-willie

HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie

MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE

HEY WILLIE

HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE :x

-willie

hi capn't crunch :rolleyes or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman :rolleyes or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

I ATE A DOUGHNUT

oh w/e :rolleyes

HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie

even

HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN :(

that w/e was for willie not you dickman :rolleyes

NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND :lol AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL :lol

-willie

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS

10:45

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY >:

-willie

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING :(

I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS

:ANGRYJERKPOST

I WANT TO HAEV UR MAN SECKS WILLIE!

WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS :lol AM I RIGHT

-willie

PENIS!

::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH:: :(

i mena it :lol

-willie

PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<

VAGINA!

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET :lol

BOOBZ

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie

i saw that :rolysesyes

I LIKE SECKS

stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long >:

SIT ON IT POSTY :lol

-willie

:melt :(

HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING! :)

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!! >:

NOO

YES!

BRING IT, SAMMY

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT. :rolleyes

OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. :(

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS :(

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<

YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB >:

I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job. :lol

I'm poor now, however. :(

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon. :(

What was your job???

AHAHA FUN :lol

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO

I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE. :(

I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<


THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES

I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK :(.

KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. :)

R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<

NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)

OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{

POST

POST #2

WINNER: CHOJIN

I think Tubesock won this round, guys.

I HATE this thread >:

-willie

tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy :lol

-willie

hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66 :lol

-willie

oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting :lol

-willie

tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie

tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie

the retro tubesock :lol

-willie

mad tubesock :lol

-willie

KITTIES

-willie

SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie

FAST PACED ACTION

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS :lol

-willie

My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying :(

ultra perfect tubesock :lol

-willie

I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread :( can i be in this thread :)

anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

http://www.thesaltmine.com/alvyn2.jpg

I think I'd better get a post in too.

Wheeeeee is my favorite word

"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh

i am brushing my hair jekrs

three in a row

DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

royal tubesock :lol

-willie

everybody quit but me :(

IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.

which really means get sexed up...

i have to pee :eek

Things happen too fast!!!

I hope im not too late :eek

okay guys i peed :lol

Was it blood?

At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol

hey guys i got a quick question

hold on

I forgot my question i'm sorry :(

oh i remember now

lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever) :lol

-willie

it was a great question but i think it's too great

ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie

ok here's the question

where do you think you go when you die :eek?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith :eek

what is your question :lol

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too :(

-willie

OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie

darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too :(

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good :yum

ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie

i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(

omg ziti rules your face :lol

food forum :lol

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema :lol

-willie

this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw :lol except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum :lol

-willie

MAD LIBS TIME

what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur :eek

milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it :lol

maybe you should move :lol

VERB

i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store :eek

-willie

FART :lol

urinate

-willie

farting-urination :eek

i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them :lol

-willie

MAD LIBS IS OVER >:

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY :(

thius thread is offensive to adrkies :eek

-willie

OK MADLIBS IS BACK ;)

NOUN

cunt

-willie

shit i fell behind again :(

NOUN

analflap

-willie

massive clitoris

there's a lot of crime in new york :(

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime :(

THE MOLECULAR MAN

i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime :eek

-willie

VERB

http://www.newhams.com.au/images/crim.jpg

rape

-willie

this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind :(

oh shit rongi's here :obey :worship

maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime :eek

clocked

that's ok scuutwice we'll understand :)

-willie

executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with :eek in it

:salute

ADJECTIVE

yay

hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee :p

i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie :(

-willie

adjective: faggoty

-willie

that's a toughy :(

http://gretchenb.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/yay.jpg

side scrollish :(

scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :lol :simpsons

-willie

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(

PERSON

jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie

LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!

micheal jackson

:lol

PERSON

heather michelle

-willie

i just ate an orange

OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME :(

VERB

oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare :lol

-willie

oranges are the best

YELLING!

hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad

WHOOPS :lol. THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW :eek

NOUN
FEELING
VERB

Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long! :faint

That made me LOL. :(

shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie

willie is a fucking post demon :eek

FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO

ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN

cunty
poop
demon

-willie

god damn willie you are a speed demon :(

ADVERB
VERB
VERB

fartly
fart
punch

HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE??? :)

post

NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE

RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY

apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie

NOUN
INSULT

apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/apples.jpg

-willie

I wish there was an Apple Forum or something. :(

condom
studio8 :lol

-willie

OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

:(

no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way >:

schimid i don't get it :lol

-willie

apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar >: lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product :rolleyes

-willie

First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM :(

totally lol omg :lol

-willie

:lol

:lol

someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie

:lol

w/e willie :rolleyes

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye :rolleyes

besides apples skin tastes like gross >:

YOU taste like gross >:

-willie

lol @ madlib

omg that's mean :(

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie :(

Apples are way better :rolleyes

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH :(

BUT APPLE CIDER... :eek

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore :(

-willie

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross :(

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS :eek :eek

Man, I love those fruit loops.

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds. >:

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS :eek

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED :eek

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops :eek

MAD LIBS

-willie

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

jeff
coke

-willie

PART OF FACE
NOUN

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO" :eek

-willie

nostril
wrapper

nose
booger

-willie

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

SOMETHING STICKY :lol
NUMBER

GLUE

6

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold :rolleyes

-willie

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH :picklehat

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

spleen
simple plan :lol

testicle
lead

-willie

i want that to be my title :(

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE. ;)

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

hahaha

-willie

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow >:

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery >:

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER >:

-willie

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls :picklehat

EDIT - 229, neva 4get :eek

luck :(

-willie

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB :(

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry >:

and you won't like me when i'm angry >:

hahaha :(

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever. :eek

good :C

-willie

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY :(

http://www.elibs.com

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything :( x 1000

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o

If people go to bed it won't hit 20 :(

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on :(

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib :eek

-willie

nobody goes to bed in THIS town >:

-willie

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room :eek

-willie

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT :(

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

HAPPY time

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB >:

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN :eek

donkies
aorta

KITTIES
PANCREAS

monkeys
small intestines

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

OMG IT STARTED

newts
mouse

FROGGIES
MOUSE

adhesive
number

-willie

Salamanders
Chinchilas

:(

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

elmer's glue
72

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

KITTENS
TANKS

FISHIES
TANKS

:lol

Spiders :eek
Hummers

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star >:

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

blenders
fingers

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

BLENDERS

PENII

Microwaves
Clitorises

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random. :(

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

CHEEK
PISTOLS

Skin
attack dogs :eek

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

lol

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

yes

YEY

READY :D

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

this is better then american idol :eek

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER" >:

-willie

Hurrah

I rate it: 1 1/2 star

I didn't like it to much. ;(

honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it

-willie

Hi! Sorry I'm late!

Is there any snacks left?

I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o

-willie

MEAN>:TIME

I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.

HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD

BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS :(

no it was def. the madlib >:

measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag

-willie

Yeah, that was dumb shit.

I'LL MAKE IT

COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL >:

-willie

THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???

PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

snakes
sour
slimey

Donkies
Hard
hot

dolphins
retarded
sophisticated

dogs
homoerotic
slippery

-willie

LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN

weiner
refridgerator
asses

-willie

Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts

TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS

ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? >:)
PERSON

smelly
cunt
lotida

:lol

-willie

Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor

LOL

VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE

this is going too fast. lol. :(

shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo

rape
dehumanize
stupid

-willie

Run
Fuck
barely 18

Argh, I'm lost!

hahaha barely 18 ruels :D

-willie

I NEED TO SHAVE :(

;)

SHAVE THEN

-willie

FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE

Joe

Pants

Clingy

Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up

-willie

Joe Weiner :lol

FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB

geoffery
body condom
Pregnent

jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly

ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING

Cuntette
Cunty
run

lisa
slutty
sex

TOO FAST

jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird

-willie

LOL @ CUNTETTE

ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S

Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates

kangaroo
jumps
kicks

giraffe
fucks
evaporates

-willie

TIME FOR TELETUBBIES! >:

hummingbird
flys
crashes

THREE TOED SLOTH

HOPS

PEERS

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE :( :(

weasel
farts
explodes

I'll make the female name "Cuntette X" :lol

VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING

farts
penii
petticoat

tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple

-willie

Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom

ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE

FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST

gay
kellychaos
shitty

-willie

slippery
jim
horny

exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving

Dead
Timmy
dying

sad
gregory hines
angry

lol @ gregfory hines :lol

-willie

TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN

hammer
nails
wood

kellychaos :lol
buttplugs
turd

-willie

MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW

Forceps
Babies
Doctor

WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE :(

yeah :(

if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast :lol

-willie

LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL

VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S

shoots
dad
scores

bones
****** :X
farts

-willie

fucks
goat
eats

makes outs
hocky
runes

shit this is a long one :D

-willie

OK, IT'S READY

EVERYONE READY?

oh yeah

-willie

WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes >:

oh yeah

-willie

CONME ON JERKS

SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe

edit: there it is

:lol

lol omg :lol

-willie

How ruthlessly absurd!

that was the best one yet :lol

Santa Weiner :lol

It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY :()

But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet. :(

lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies

hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner :lol

-willie

i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email >:

-willie

BILLY BOB CORN COB

it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away

I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me :eek

-willie

I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!

i just cotton swabbed my ears

i had a lot of wax in them :eek

:lol AT THE FUNNY MADLIB

I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.

You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.

>: i dont get it :(

This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am


It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am

That's a long time :O

Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.

It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet. :(

Where are the big-time posters?

SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB :(

I DUN KNOW HOW :(

www.elibs.com

-willie

POOK

GURLZ ONLIE!!!

VERB
NOUN
NOUN

RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY

VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower

jump
egg
eye

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN

CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS

Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos

pants
hit
cheeses

PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS :(

Sad mans
winning
shoeing

My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.

WILLIE COME BACK

HEY CAMACAZIO! GIVE THE SHIT I NEED FOR THE MADLIB, OR STOP TALKING! 8-)

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok >:

-willie

knock knock

If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you. :(

YOU GUYS ARE JERKS

turds

farting

shit

-willie

NO FIGHTING :x

-willie

>: ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to >:

Sry willie ;<

i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)

are we still doing a madlib :eek

-willie

I was a little preoccupied.

Nah. It sucked anyway. :(

Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.

well then can I do mine >:

-willie

I LIED, go ahead

HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN

-willie

christmas
chairs

MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY :eek

Cuntses

ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE

-willie

Lung
POPPED

ovary

bled

HEART
FARTED

verb past tense
liquid

-willie

DIED

Urea

looted
mercury

I clicked the first 2000 posts of this thread. It doesn't look like they all stuck.

You've failed me MultiQuote. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub your quoting ability is impeccable.

No, it's all a lie. I failed to quote this whole thread in a single post. :tear

[Pub Lover]

No one quotes harder than the Pub.

Maybe, but that's because I've reached the bounds of quoting. People may quote as well, but never more than that. We have reached the end. No one need quote again. :(

[Esuohlim]

:hypno

[Esuohlim]

Good thing :hypno has six characters in it :ROLLEYES

[Pub Lover]

POSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Pub just how long did that take :(

[Pub Lover]

Good thing :hypno has six characters in it :ROLLEYES

Whoa! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub just how long did that take :(
An hour of clicking, but I had other stuff (My job :lol) to do as well, so just under two.

Plus I wasted so much time clicking past the cutoff.

[Pub Lover]

I sometimes think of jokingly suggesting that people read the whole of this thread, but after glancing through the first 80 pages it actually seems like fun times. Of course there were no posts of mine there. I came to this thread very late in the game.

[Pub Lover]

PSSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

PISSING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pissing madness involves damp trousers. :x

[Pub Lover]

POST POST POST

[Pub Lover]

MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

(Friedrich) Nietzsche is commonly mispronounced as “nee-chee.” The correct pronunciation is “nee-ch-ya” and rhymes with “pleased ta meetchya.” “Pleased ta meetchya, Neechya.” Say it!
No thanks.

[Fathom Zero]

1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE!

[kahljorn]

Nuts to you then!

[Rongi]

GAY ENOUGH FOR THE INTERNET?

[Seven Force]

1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE!

I've got something for you!

[Pub Lover]

I'm disgusted at this page, so I'm turning the page.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.marshallart.com/portfolio/fun/images/Disgust.jpeg

[Pub Lover]

Yawn!

Oh man, I'm angries.

[Pub Lover]

New Page?

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Rongi]

do you have a family, pub?

[Seven Force]

wheres the boats

[Pub Lover]

do you have a family, pub?

What? >:

[Rongi]

it's an innocent question :(

DO YOU?

[Pub Lover]

I have parents & siblings, yeah.

[Fathom Zero]

Pub is black?!

[Seven Force]

no way in hell

[Pub Lover]

Pub is black?!

What? :lol

[GADZOOKS]

That was going to be the next thing I was going to talk about.

I was going to say "IMAGINE IF I MULTIQUOTED THIS THREAD! :eek"

Then wham, sixteen hours later I'd have done it. ;(

Any further posts to that thread are non-canon.

What? :lol

no way in hell

Multiquote, Multi-sucks

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys!

[GADZOOKS]

speaking of Multi-suck, it's the multi-personality fatherspace

[Guitar Woman]

You know, I was gonna make a crack like that at you, but I decided that would be tasteless and make me come off as a stupid fucking asshole.

Cheers.

[Guitar Woman]

Anyway, how are all of you non-gadzooks' doing?

[GADZOOKS]

I'm sorry I don't read your posts anymore unless you add a ":<" at the end.

Full House.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_79/halloween.gif

Introducing Big Zorros and Baby Zorros, they are not heroes, just great fellows

[noob3]

fuck this forum

[Guitar Woman]

what seems to be bothering you about it

[noob3]

i don't know :(

[Chojin]

i thought this forum's new name was 'THE SNOWBOARDING THREAD' and i got all excited :<

[Chojin]

i imagined pages upon pages of pictures of extreme sports enthusiasts tearing down icy slopes

[Seven Force]

i can think of a few things :mad

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin, what do you use to capture those videos and screenshots for your website?

[Guitar Woman]

GOD DAMNIT ASSHOLE DON'T LEAVE ANSWER MY QUESTION :(

[executioneer]

EMOTICON MATH

:x :x :x = :eek +:(

[Lenor]

:love hehehe...

[Lenor]

im an idiot .. and posted this shit a million times everywhere..

yup thanx .. :rave :rave

[Guitar Woman]

I tried posting on another forum just now and I couldn't do it because they didn't have a quick reply :(

[Lenor]

its all cool.. i figured it out like i mentioned in the other thread.. i just posted it everywhere, being the moron i can be at 4am.. after mind numbing conversations with idiotas ..

[Guitar Woman]

anyone wanna multiquote page 6 of this for me?

http://maddoxmania.com/area51/index.php?showtopic=513

I found it while googling my other internet moniker and I wanna read it really really bad, but my bannination from Maddox Gaynia is keeping me from it. :<

[Chojin]

It's basically the admin going I BANNED GW FOR BANNING SOMEONE FOR NO GOSH DARN GOOD REASON AT ALL I AM SO TOUGH :picklehat, SKATERMONKEY going :blowme, someone else going I NEVER LIKED THAT GUY, and then they go off on a 'zany' tangent about colors for some reason.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I saw page 7, that was a queer reference to another thread in which me being a dickhead was also a subject. I'd just look at google's cache of the thing, but they don't have pages 3-6.

[Lenor]

i got all the pages .. :/

[Guitar Woman]

Uh yeah that's probably because you don't have to use google's cache to look at it, you fucking idiot.

[Lenor]

1. Please try to not be so fucking tacky with your ohh so clever remarks. 'Fuckin Idiot' is rather quite pathetic... although comeing from a complete moron who thinks im a guy, obviously never picked up any 'edgar allen poe' ...

2. your rather annoying, and if you dont make some attempt then im going to block you, which your whole plan to attack me in the mockwars, will kinda be fucked .. ooppss sorry ..

3. my real name is amber.. hi nice to meet ya .. im not new to this board .. get over yourself, because your honestly starting to look extremly pathetic, and that is so not attractive.

thanx

[Guitar Woman]

1. What the fuck does Poe have to do with you being a complete fucking failure who was dropped by her mom several times as a baby?

2. You talked about blocking me. So fucking DO IT, you pussy, and stop replying to my posts.

3. I know you're not new to the board, I've got fucking eyes, you stupid cunt. I don't care if you joined in 2007 or 19-fucking-45, if you're a retarded idiot, I'm gonna hate you.

FUCK OFF.

[Lenor]

dude.. you so need to get laid. Im senseing a severe anger issue that you seem to have, and that can cause health problems.

Lenore - edgar allen poe, which is where my name came from. Also the comic book by roman dirge .. w00t ..

damn your quite the fuckin charmer, why dont you actually read what you say befor you hit the send button. So that the people of this board might not have to endure the verbal shit spewing out of your keyboard when you type your ohh so dramatic ludes to make your official point, that you just dont cant about anyone. GREAT FOR YOU! Im sure your goin far in life, and have some awesome friends that you only know over the internet since you cant get your fat lazy ass off your computer to acomplish anything else.

and umm .. NOPE ... haha ..

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, I bet Lenore is Mrs. Lahey :lol

[SKATERMONKEY]

yeh because she joined here 5 years ago..

[Lenor]

wow ha that is hillarious.. damn you so very much outsmarted me ... damn ..

:rave :rave

who the fuck is mrs lahey and why in hell would i be her?

[Guitar Woman]

who the fuck is mrs lahey and why in hell would i be her?
Mrs. Lahey is a stupid cunt who posts on Maddox Mania and you would be her because you are also a stupid cunt!

Also, she used lame-as-hell emoticons out of context, just like you. Seriously, the similarities are shocking.

[Guitar Woman]

PS: Stop fucking gaying up the chatroom thread. Take your pussy comments to the thread in mock wars, lest it start to feel unused and unloved.

[Lenor]

1. Nope sorry ..
2. def not
3. ohh their in context ... :rave is my damn fuckin emoticon!!! obviously you never payed as much atention as u thought.
4. thats all u got is stupid cunt? jixby actually made the 'i hate lenore' song, and still has the website its posted on.. your fuckin shit is tired!

you really have not a clue.. haha ..

[bigtimecow]

everything is fucked, everybody sucks, you really don't know why, but you wanna justify RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF, no human contact, and if you interact, then your life is on contract, you best bet is to stay away motherFUCKER


IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

[Lenor]

PS: Stop fucking gaying up the chatroom thread. Take your pussy comments to the thread in mock wars, lest it start to feel unused and unloved.
wow im gaying up the chat room with my pussy ass comments.. damn .. anyone else see the irony in that sentence? hahaha.. i think im falling in love :love

[Guitar Woman]

bigtimecow doesn't know how completely dead on he is.

I'm a little buzzed off of Gato Negro right now, that's helping a little bit. :<

[James]

ASsaaddss

[Lenor]

ohh is that a subtle reference towards killing me? Or are you just trying to do the cute little attempt at intimidation over the internet again? Cause sweetheart if you want to know where i live and come step up .. i gotts no problems .. but keep the empty threats to people that actually give a fuck.

and whatever the fuck that shit is... seriously fuck that.. get some fuckin xanax or valium or even some adderol ... damn .. haha .. nice touch with the whole 'im buzzed so its helpin me to not put my hand magically into the computer and kill everyone right now muahahahhaahahahahah'

[Guitar Woman]

Guitar Woman, weren't you the guy who was pretending to be a girl and then ran away for a while when you were found out?
Yeah, what of it?

[Lenor]

i hate laptops.

[Guitar Woman]

First of all, I'm pissed off because your dumb ass is on my internet, and I don't like it. Normally I am a very calm and fun loving kind of guy!

Second of all, Chojin merged all of my accounts into this one, and I really didn't have any choice in the matter. But if I did, I still would've chosen this one to be the dominant account, because I have had GOOD TIMES on it.

[SKATERMONKEY]

Normally I am a very calm and fun loving kind of guy!



since when?

[Lenor]

History always repeats itself.. you were caught once being fake, maybe its about time to shed some light on this obviously sociapathic persona you seem to have endowed apon yourself.

Freud would most likely say that you might have a bit of an identity crisis issue. Or that your gay.. and try to prey on people you belive to be weaker then you are. Obviously you didnt take what I said befor into stride, nothing you can do or say is going to offend me in any way nor will it change how I am, or will it change what and when I type. You were supposed to block me about 10 messages ago, aparently you find some undenying urge to prove to yourself or someone that your better then me....

wont happen..

your amusing to me now.. another idiot to play with ... hahaha ... bang bang fun fun

[MetalMilitia]

Both of you shut up.

[Guitar Woman]

I hope you were directing that to Lenor and Skatermonkey, otherwise I would be rightfully offended.

[MetalMilitia]

Sorry. Shut up all three of you.

[SKATERMONKEY]

Sorry. Shut up all three of you.

well thats funny considering i hardly said anything.

[Guitar Woman]

haha :<

[Lenor]

chojy :love .. im probally goin to visit him soon again .. yeah eric can be a bitch sometimes, except to me.. ha

and I dont remember ever talking to you besides over the past few hours, in which ive seen nothing of this 'fun loving guy' your speaking off. Is that maybe another personality?

[Lenor]

ha .. and when have I 'shut up'?

exactly.. dont know why your suddenly trying to tell me too now..

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a fun loving guy when fucking idiotic 20-some sluts aren't invading my favorite internet forum with retarded leet speak. If you wanna do that shit I've got a website for you called 4chan, okay?

http://www.4chan.org/

[Lenor]

since when did this become YOUR internet forum? Last time I checked Roger was the one who constructed this and has kept it running, with the help of a few of course, to make sure this forum didnt get run down by all the idiots who aparently cant perform a simple manuvire of getting the stick out of their ass..

And where is this 'leet retard' speak your talking of? Since if you want to kick it old school style im sure that can be arranged. IF you want to keep making these rather lame accusations of me.. then at least use actual facts...

[Guitar Woman]

When the hell did I say I owned the fucking forum? I said it was my FAVORITE forum, retard, learn to fucking read.

Seriously, Lenore, if I could I would come to your house right this second and smear your brains all over your keyboard. I've gotta congratulate you, though, because in about 2 hours you've made me hate you more than any other poster in the history of this forum. You are the fucking worst, and I hope Chojin bans you post-haste.

[Lenor]

Ever heard of 'political correct' ? You might want to reference it away that you dont call mental or physically disabled people 'retards', but handicapped or the earlier of what I just mentioned.

Sorry, my mistake of not reading your post entirely accurate since they are actually making me wanna go to sleep, and since I havent done that yet, plus the adderol .. im not exactly seein all that great.

and the fuckin light hitting my laptop isnt making anything fuckin better.

but im ohh so sorry we cant all be as perfect as you now can we?

[SKATERMONKEY]

gw, you really need to stop hating people over the internet its very unhealthy.
I can literally see you banging those keys as youre typing in frustration.
I think you need to see someone about your problem and perhaps go out in the big wide world and learn social skills before its too late.

[Guitar Woman]

So are you and Skatermonkey gonna fuck and make a baby that's the ultimate internet retard? Because that would be a spectacle to behold.

[Lenor]

are you going to relize your all alone on this mission to try and pull me down..

ive dealt With FAR worse from sometimes 10 people all at once comeing at me on this board when I first came here.. But i met some people, ive respected boundries of others that you dont cross, and ive managed to stay friends with several people for years now..

so what does that say about me? and what does it say about you?

[Guitar Woman]

It says that you are a fucking idiot who doesn't know when she isn't wanted, and that I fucking don't want you.

[MetalMilitia]

A fucking idiot who doesn't know when she isn't wanted

Kind of reminds me of someone, GuitarWoman.

[Guitar Woman]

What are you talking about? A lot of people like me, you dick.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm sure 10 times as many regulars hate you.

[liquidstatik]

YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUS OKAY PLEASE CALM DOWN

[Guitar Woman]

I seriously don't think I've ever hated someone this much before in my life

[Lenor]

So then you've hung out with eric or chuck personaly? eric i honestly belives hates everyone.. except if your actual friends with him outside the board. haha.. and noob (chuck) an sean (blackflag) who are good friends, are also two of my best friends.. and im pretty sure, actually positive that sean an chuck arent going to go after me at all, nor go along with any of your shit.

sorry.. I :love noob .. everyone knows from our old avitars that noob had to take down due to his gf.. that he loves me too haha.. and were stealin blackflag and danny to go to amsterdam with us ...

[Lenor]

an there is danny .. haha ..

[liquidstatik]

I seriously don't think I've ever hated someone this much before in my life

being the internet, that statement is quite sad ;<

[Guitar Woman]

Seriously, I've met a lot of fucking shitbag rat bastards, but this fuck really takes the cake. Lenor, I hope you die.

[liquidstatik]

hahaha i like your sig lenorr :O

i heard about her bitchin ;x

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP ENGAGING IN FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH HER THIS INSTANT

[liquidstatik]

LENORRS MY GRL >:O

p.s. im off to school!

[Lenor]

wow.. your awesome!

danny: how the fuck ya been sweetie? IM goin to be in the mockwars .. haha..

eh' u like the sig .. haha.. yeah shes always bitching even to blackflag about me.. im sick of it .. and poor noob cant get anywhere :/ ..

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, I'd rather go back to maddox mania than post on a forum where fucking shitheads like Lenor are allowed to run free.

you guys can fucking lick me >:

[Lenor]

seriously.. calm the fuck down .. this isnt real.

your going to give yourself a fuckin stroke over stupid shit...

[Esuohlim]

Lenor shut up

GUYS I WON AT EBAY :picklehat

If you must know it's an extremely rare out of print Zappa album :rolleyes.This is how much it's going for on Amazon :eek (http://www.amazon.com/Disconnected-Synapses-Frank-Mothers-Invention/dp/B000FT9ZCK/sr=8-1/qid=1170861380/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-4521522-0647109?ie=UTF8&s=music)

I only paid 22.81 :x

[Esuohlim]

It has a version of "King Kong" that is 31 and a half minutes long :eek

[Lenor]

esuohlim ...please go fuck yourself

nobody cares

thanx

[Esuohlim]

People did care because people asked me before hand

This is the internet. Everyone cares. >:

[Lenor]

dammit i keep forgetting ...

the internet is entirely real!

maybe I should stop pissing everyone off :/ ill end up with no friends ...

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye you should SHUT UP and stop ruining this fucking forum did you ever think of that asshole

[Lenor]

did you ever consider your constant whineing and need for aproval is really wearing thin on everyone here, which is why nobody gives a fuck.. ??

maybe you need to quit fuckin whineing and bitching, followin the threads around and trying to gain acceptance when its quite obvious that your struggling. give it up allready.. because I dont ever.. and anyone on this board can tell you that..

[Seven Force]

I don't know you Lenor but you seem cool how have you been?

[Seven Force]

Mabye you should SHUT UP and stop ruining this fucking forum did you ever think of that asshole

thanks GW my doctor says I don't have enough irony in my diet

[Lenor]

seven maybe you should blow me..

thanx fucker :love

[Lenor]

seven i thought you got banned?

[Seven Force]

i was!

[Lenor]

seven: yah a few people were talkin about it.. awhile back. But wellcome back btw.. But Yeah I dont belive we have actually met.. im amber ..

so what did you get banned for? Cause alot of people did, and im still shocked i havent yet.. haha ..

[Seven Force]

gained temporary mod status and deleted a bunch of threads

[Esuohlim]

Man I'm leaving this chat room thread until Lenor gets it :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

no esuohlim dont be like that

[Grislygus]

PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
Lenor
Guitar Woman

OVERALL: Too Long; Didn't Read.

COMMENTS: It's funny how they're bitching at each other now, considering that they were a tag team of suck last time she hung around in the clubhouse.

[Esuohlim]

Don't even try man I'm already gone :x

[Lenor]

seven thats super.. haha ..

esu: seriously make up your fuckin mind, everytime I come back after ive been gone you either hate me or your ok .. wtf .. take some valium an it will all be ok .. unfortunatly though your stuck with me this time all up until the mockwars and throughout them.. so blah

[Lenor]

gris: i wondered when you would bring your broke ass around again.. I thought you would of learned befor? And I never was cool with that kid.. So, no clue what your talkin bout.

[Grislygus]

NEWS FLASH:

guitar man.... was actually Guitar Woman! Shock-a-rooni!

[Grislygus]

OH WAIT IM SORRY I STILL NEED TO LEARN MY LESSON

[RaNkeri]

NEWS FLASH:

guitar man.... was actually Guitar Woman! Shock-a-rooni!


No shit?

[Lenor]

news flash.. NO IT WASNT!!! i know for a fact who guitar man is .. and its not him.

[xbxDaniel]

I can't imagine how this thread will be after Pub leaves.

It'll be pandemonium.

[kahljorn]

more like pubamonium :LOL

lol i hope when I had an argument with lenore it was in this thread that way if anyone ever reads through this entire thread they can see lenore repeat herself :O
why are you proud of your best friends being people you met on the internet? You seem like a clingy internet-friend fiend.

[Lenor]

dan.. errr..

btw how ya been?

[MetalMilitia]

I hope pub gets here soon and sorts this mess out >:

[xbxDaniel]

The multi-qouting's going to be insane. :eek

[Esuohlim]

esu: seriously make up your fuckin mind, everytime I come back after ive been gone you either hate me or your ok

Who says we're ok, bitch

[Lenor]

pub will just try an get me to have some crazy convo like always and start shit .. haha

esu: i never said we were ok.. asshole

[RaNkeri]

esu: i never said we were ok.. asshole

esu: seriously make up your fuckin mind, everytime I come back after ive been gone you either hate me or your ok
:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

news flash.. NO IT WASNT!!! i know for a fact who guitar man is .. and its not him.

Note the abrupt reversal and lazy repetition of the instigator's comment, framed by multiple exclamation points. This is followed by a contention made with no proof backing it up, requiring the reader to take the incredibly halfassed and incompetent troll at his/her word.

You may remember from our earlier studies that more experienced trolls would have used this moment to enrage and confuse their opponent, while our subject chooses instead to go on the defensive. The technical term for this is "failurization", and it will be on the quiz.

[Lenor]

ran: who the fuck are you?

gris: what in the motherfuck are you talking about? I do know and have proof of who guitarman is, maybe if you think real hard who my bestest friends are on here that always back me up, you might get a hint. Its just confidential. Due to grl issues..

[Esuohlim]

Do you have any non-internet friends

[Zomboid]

lol@ "jelouse"

You'd think you'd at least learn how to spell the words that are going to be appearing at the end of every one of your posts. Everyone knows you're dumb, but this is like doing a snort laugh after everything you say.

[Lenor]

go check out my myspace page pics, see for yourself. Obviously since I dont spend the majority of my wakeing hours on this board, and tend to only frequent here once a month, I probally do something more with my time.

zomboid: STOP BEING A FUCKIN NAZI YOU STUPID FUCK.. I DONT GIVE A SHIT.. COMPRENDAE?

[SKATERMONKEY]

which is where exactly?

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit Zomboid she busted out the capslock :eek

[kahljorn]

I think Lenore would probably be among my most beloved internet dumbasses if she were just a little more interesting and creative. I guess that's what makes her a dumbass in the first place, though. AM I EXPECTING THE IMPOSSIBLE?

[Lenor]

Maybe when I get some sleep, ill be a little more interesting .. heres the fuckin link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32060385

just click on the main picture and it will bring ya right to my pics .. haha

[SKATERMONKEY]

shit your page looks like mine, i added you to mine anyway

[Lenor]

skater: are you jason?

[SKATERMONKEY]

thats me yep

[kahljorn]

just so you know "Jason" is currently the boards most disrespected person. even more so than you.