I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

Magister Mundi sum!

[Sethomas]

Gladium magnum ho, et cum eo matrem tuam futuo.

[liquidstatik]

EL NINO

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes, I also talk to people via instant messaging.

Seth: I haven't seen The Ring, but I get the general idea: people see weird video and get a warning that they will die soon, prophesy comes true
Seth: the thing is, that movie was released just early enough
Seth: that they didn't have to have a character put it on YouTube and thus turn it into a Doomsday scenario movie
http://www.xkcd.com/396/
Okay. Go up and look at those pictures. Take the white macro text and pretend that it's written in normal, orthographic spelling and follows normal punctuation and capitalization standards.

When I did that, it was funny to me because I have the frame of context that held it against the established lolcats norms. That is, I derive humor from seeing normal text where my mind has been conditioned to see facetious attacks on the English language. Now, WITHOUT that a priori, it wouldn't be funny at all. We know this because within the history of photography, there is a long chapter that spans over a century involving pictures of cats being captioned by a wide spread of personality types including grandmothers, volunteer Girl Scout leaders, and marketing strategists for companies in the motivational poster industry.

I will be quick to note that the only historically significant instance when this was ever funny involves a lithographic illustration for a children's song popular in the 1890s*. Even in this case, the humor derives from an anachronistic association with the precise verbiage employed and not comic mastery. The English language had to evolve for at least fifty years to sufficiently associate the word "pussy" with the female pudendum and thus provide sufficient unintended irony.

- Summer Glau (http://www.xkcd.com/406/)
I had ZBF convinced I was Randall Munroe for almost two years.
Has anyone made a macro of W.C. Fields with the text, "SERIOUS HOBO PROBLEMS...? :-("?

Or perhaps something similar with one of the antiquated images of our prodigal daughter Renee buried deep in the PYPH thread (Pub, some help?)?
While hunting for pictures of Jamesman the other day, I considered what remains of my Renee folder for such activities, but discovered the opinion that I didn't hate the world sufficiently at that point to follow through.

[Sethomas]

In the odd chance that I made a grammatical error above AND someone here could find it, I should remind you that it wasn't worth my time to dig up declension tables and I don't think the verb "futuere" is conveniently conjugated in my copy of Wheelock's.

[Pub Lover]

You and that brand you new language that I've never heard of before. :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Knowing him, it probably would of had a picture of M. Bison too if it wasn't for MEME JUSTICE.

Is guitar woman a lamewad?: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZiapRKY9rpY

[RaNkeri]

ies ies!

[Sethomas]

"ies ies" non intelligo, sed per voluntatem responsare in latinam poeta Catallus sufficit dicens,


Non (ita me di ament) quicquam referre putaui,
utrumne os an culum olfacerem Aemilio.
nilo mundius hoc, nihiloque immundius illud,
verum etiam culus mundior et melior:
nam sine dentibus est. hic dentis sesquipedalis,
gingiuas vero ploxeni habet veteris,
praeterea rictum qualem diffissus in aestu
meientis mulae cunnus habere solet.
hic futuit multas et se facit esse venustum,
et non pistrino traditur atque asino?
quem siqua attingit, non illam posse putemus
aegroti culum lingere carnificis?

I'm at work posting that, and if it's not enough to worry about being asked why I'm on this website in the chance that such is revealed, I might also have to explain why my Google search history includes the phrase "the cunt of a pissing mule in summer" which I used to find the above quote.

[Guitar Woman]

I wasn't aware Bison's catchphrase was a meme now too. I must have missed the encyclopedia dramatica memo!

[Guitar Woman]

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

[Pandajuice]

This thread causes me confusion and delay.

[Guitar Woman]

Confusion was a status effect in pokemon, a game which people on the internet like

infraction, you bastard

[Sam]

There's a bomb... in the lasagna?

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[Pub Lover]

This thread causes me confusion and delay.

You're reading it from the beginning?

[Tadao]

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

Here is the full list.

Guitar Woman

[Pandajuice]

You're reading it from the beginning?

I'll start tomorrow.

I'd better pack a lunch though since it's LITERALLY 36,515 REPLIES!

EDIT: 36,516!

[GADZOOKS]

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

I hope your Mario Soccer site takes off so that you don't have to post here anymore.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/ gw s that your site? >:

[MarioRPG]

GADZOOKS in the interest of not offending you any further would you please compile an in-depth list of everything you consider a MEEEEEM so that I will not make the same mistakes in the future

I felt the anger behind this one.

[Guitar Woman]

Guitar Woman is working to provide a better forum experience.

[GADZOOKS]

You see it's funny, because you aren't. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

A few weeks ago GW privied me to the fact that "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme on 4chan. :(

[executioneer]

guys can we just agree to try not to use as many references to things that are irrelevant to the discussion at hand

esp. if they are great big jpgs

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman's regailings of the goings on at 4chan is probably the worse. Nobody cares what a giant group of faggot nerds are into. We don't need a correspondent.

Really all this forum needs is a few bans* and it's 100% fun.

*and a few unbans ;)

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I do that all the time outside of threads that have something to do with it, I'm a horrible poster!

[GADZOOKS]

Well I'm glad you've come to realization of it.

Oh wait, is this one of guitar woman's sassy remarks? Gosh, he's like Parker Lewis Can't Lose with the comebacks.

[Tadao]

Ok, let's talk about big Jpegs. I find them very painful on my laptop.

[Guitar Woman]

See, it's funny because I don't

[Guitar Woman]

but shh

[GADZOOKS]

Can you do us a favor at least and not post in this thread anymore?

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/basky/basky38.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Allow me to answer your question with a youtube video of mario going NO

hold on!

[GADZOOKS]

I would perfer if you use the one I posted a page ago.

Do you know why?

[Guitar Woman]

NO

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T THINK ED SHOULD BE GROUPED IN WITH GW AS I FIND IT FUNNY ON OCCASION

[MattJack]

Am I in time for another GW gang bang?

[GADZOOKS]

It's only a gang bang when Zomboid is involved :rolleyes

[executioneer]

oh man is zomboid in a gang :(

[MattJack]

I know, I was going to call him up bruh

[MattJack]

what? yall wanna fight?

[MattJack]

lez do this

[MattJack]

http://www.summersdale.com/images/The-Art-of-Fighting-without.jpg

I got this for you GW

[MattJack]

http://www.jdsorientalhealthsupply.com/i/Chi%20Machines/spinal_small.jpg

An' I got you this Tadao

[Guitar Woman]

Not caring doesn't work on Gadzooks. Neither does friendly resolution, apparently, since I thought we settled our differences a while ago.

I don't have any problems with the guy, mostly!

For instance, I thought it was hilarious how he said HEY I'VE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB IGNORING GUITAR WOMAN after being away from the forums for 3 or 4 months.

[Moobs]

whatsup

[MattJack]

You're avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs :x

DAMN U GW AND UR UNCANNY ABILITY TO CHECK ME FER MAH FCKPS

[GADZOOKS]

Not caring doesn't work on Gadzooks. Neither does friendly resolution, apparently, since I thought we settled our differences a while ago.

I don't have any problems with the guy, mostly!

For instance, I thought it was hilarious how he said HEY I'VE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB IGNORING GUITAR WOMAN after being away from the forums for 3 or 4 months.

Yeah I should do that again.

[Guitar Woman]

You're avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs
yeah, this.

[liquidstatik]

http://wmdeez.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lil-wayne-kissing-baby.jpg
lol, lilweeezyana

[MattJack]

you are avatar is hands down the best one on the board, moobs :x


Did I fix it?

[GADZOOKS]

I don't know what it's from. Is that supposed to be Kel Mitchell?

[Moobs]

:D

[MattJack]

what is wayne saying???

[liquidstatik]

hell yeh i kiss my daddyy, no homo

[GADZOOKS]

It looks like Kel Mitchell.

[Moobs]

probably something about junk in the trunk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just the guy on the far rights freaked out expression is enough. I think it broke his left eye.

[liquidstatik]

have y'all heard his new song? :<

[MattJack]

Dood lil wayne and the bird man are so gangsta that they kiss, that shit's hot

[Chojin]

the guy on the right sure doesn't think so

[Moobs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9g2szHsoz0

epic shit, dawgs

[MattJack]

someone just broke some hot fart in his direction, thats all :(

[liquidstatik]

god damn i hate dj khaled all he does is yell WE DA BEST, WE DA GREAAAATTTESTT, DJ KHALED in his dumb voice over and over again on every song he does ;<

[Moobs]

rick ross makes up for everything ok :[

[liquidstatik]

FYI, the real rick ross is spendin the rest of his life in prison 20 minutes away from me ;o

[MattJack]

I feel that way about t-pain. That dood can't sing and I h8 him

[MattJack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYiN2N_JADg

[liquidstatik]

oh man t-pain is horrible :<

and while we're talking about horrible, fat joe sucks so hard >:

[liquidstatik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xS3UzJ0SilA - just for you mattjack ;D

[MattJack]

fat joe is atrociousssss! Why is he still rapping/on tv? His last good tune (coincidentally his only one too) was in the 90s with big pun.

[liquidstatik]

yeah all i ever hear him talk about is selling cocaine and i mean thats not that cool anymore

[Moobs]

more rappers should spit like The Cool Kids they got a whole new style going awn

[Pub Lover]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jY7UwB6QhiC - Best rapper of them bestall

[liquidstatik]

The video you have requested is not available ;_;

[Pub Lover]

The video you have requested is not available ;_;

TOO AWESOME EVEN FOR THE INTERNET IT SEEMS! :eek

[MattJack]

Man ZRO is so hardcore it hurtssss. That freestyle is incredible.

I have to burn you or send you my chopped shit once I get my PC repaired!

Check this shit!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZeoGWHtwEA :tear

[liquidstatik]

the only rap albums i got are chopped&screwed 8]

and that song is way better than his whole already platinum cd :/

[liquidstatik]

YOU LIKE CHALIE BOY?

[liquidstatik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b9_757Qu7_A

BEATIN THE TRUNK, TURNIN BUILDINS INTO CONFFETTTII

[liquidstatik]

that's not the best representation of chopped and screwed, but i couldn't find a good one on utube ;<

[liquidstatik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2fzX92p2czw&feature=bz303 those girls are so dumb but so hot and i love when miley points at her tits :<

[WhiteRat]

I was at a club last weekend and they played 3 T-Pain songs in a row.

Blast dis shit:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HccNmyJ8QH8

[liquidstatik]

thats a hot track, i haven't heard that nigga in agess

[Sethomas]

The lovely and helpful CarnivoreIsGod predicated one of the dumber things I've said to someone today, but delightfully dumb at least.

Seth: SORRY, YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST LATE-20-SOMETHING FEMALE
WITH A VISIBLE FIXATION ON THE WORD "DOOM" TO POST A COMMENT ON MY NEW VIDEO TODAY.

*Yes, I know this person in real life, and no, I don't want to talk about it.

[Asila]

True despair is knowing that I'm going to live the rest of my life and never once will I be as cool as Seth.
Though you know what is funny is that the street one down from mine is named Seth Thomas and I swear I pass by it every day and giggle.

[Pub Lover]

True despair is knowing that I'm going to live the rest of my life and never once will I be as cool as Seth.


Better that than to be him. ;(

[liquidstatik]

HAHA YEAH

[liquidstatik]

>:

[Seven Force]

Better that than to be him. ;(

anyone can wear a bowtie and a pipe

[liquidstatik]

anyone can have a googggely eye :x

[Seven Force]

you will when i dun punch you in it

[Seven Force]

how've you guys been?

[liquidstatik]

pretty good man how come you don't come around anymore? :<

[executioneer]

i thought it was cause of bans

[Seven Force]

partly cause i work all day and second because i figure small doses of me is better in the long run

[Seven Force]

i thought it was cause of bans

hey now i always bounce back from a ban

[Misdemonar]

it was because he got tb :sick

[liquidstatik]

eeeww

[Asila]

partly cause i work all day and second because i figure small doses of me is better in the long run
C'MON MAN WE LOVE YOU DON'T DENY US THAT

[Seven Force]

i neglect you because i love you :/

also who the hell are you

[Seven Force]

IS THAT MY FAGGOT SON

[Asila]

I started posting right around the time that you stopped posting, but trust me you're memorable.

[Misdemonar]

the new sexay young women on our board

[Asila]

the new sexay young women on our board
Maybe it's the rum but I love you right now.

[Pub Lover]

anyone can wear a bowtie and a pipe

His cold, dispassioned intelligence & skin bridge are more the causes for such symptoms as you mention.

[Pub Lover]

it was because he got tb :sick

Wasn't that me?

[Pub Lover]

partly cause i work all day and second because i figure small doses of me is better in the long run

How is your crazy gf, or is that IM only chat?

[Pub Lover]

anyone can wear a bowtie and a pipe

WTH! You don't wear a pipe.

[Seven Force]

the way i use 'em you do

[executioneer]

sevenforse you know you can get banned now for reporting posts as a joke :(

[Pub Lover]

i thought it was cause of bans

The only bans he's got recently are my comedy bans.

[Pub Lover]

sevenforse you know you can get banned now for reporting posts as a joke :(

SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS


I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS ME

[Seven Force]

sevenforse you know you can get banned now for reporting posts as a joke :(

oh when I do it, its banable :rolleyes

bannable?

ban-able?

[executioneer]

CRIME!!! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Maybe it's the rum but I love you right now.

I have rum too.

[Asila]

SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS


I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS ME

Did you seriously get banned for reporting posts as a joke? I thought you got banned for having a serious fucking problem with the hippo guy.

[executioneer]

i have 151

[Pub Lover]

the way i use 'em you do

The way you use your crazy gf?

[Seven Force]

How is your crazy gf, or is that IM only chat?

a few nights ago she cried and told me shes really sorry and loved me and didnt want me to think she was a gold-digger for spending so much money on her

i just bought her a couple of clothes the previous night :/ :lol

if it wasn't for her xanax connection and occasional wild sex shed be dumped a while ago

[Asila]

I have rum too.

I DO TOO WHAT A COINKY-DINK. You should drink more, I don't like being the only trashed person in the chat room.

[Pub Lover]

oh when I do it, its banable :rolleyes

bannable?

ban-able?

You, me & GW. It's the par.

[Seven Force]

i know im a horrible person

[Sethomas]

True despair is knowing that I'm... Seth.

Text omitted to reflect a similar sentiment from my own perspective.

Hey guys, remember when my shtick was self-deprecation that made people uncomfortable because of how it was brutally severe it was while patently obvious that it wasn't really much of an exaggeration? Yeah, those were the days. [/carnivore]

I was actually not named after the Seth Thomas of chronometric fame, as I would guess the street you pass was. As best my parents can remember, they saw a place called "Seth's Bakery" on Thomas Street, and since my father's middle name is Thomas they put the two together. It's hard to believe now, but Seth was once an uncommon name in my area. In any given one-month period of my early life in Central Indiana I'd meet just as many people who couldn't pronounce it properly as in the one month I spent in Spain (where the þ sound is used but short e's are very difficult for them*) and the one month in France (where short e's are common but most speakers find the þ sound nigh impossible unless it's used by Arab expats in the phrase "thé à la menthe").

Most anyone can wear a bowtie, but that requires that you include the people who buy pre-tied ones because they can't learn to make a rather elementary knot. It's that arcane skill that gives me power over the common run of man. [/Euthyphro complex]

When I was working on, I think, my Tenderfoot rank in Boy Scouts I forgot pretty much every knot I was required to know once I had demonstrated them. They never tell you that two of those are actually useful in scenarios where I've found myself, and the implication they instill is that the requirement to use them is an intelligence test to keep out the mentally challenged (a less PC group to discriminate against than the gays and atheists). I've honestly wasted a great number of hours of my life having to either teach myself to tie a timber half-hitch or figure out a functioning (and usually less efficient) alternative to it using nothing but rope. I'd talk about the other knot that haunted me, but I can't even remember what it's called and a two-cent piece of aluminum, attached to ropes where that knot would be necessary, makes life much easier. I just didn't always have such a piece of aluminum on hand.

Knowing how to tie a bow around my neck is atonement for these failings. If you knew that I've forgotten the two alternative necktie knots my father taught me over the conventional one most men can do and reminded me, I'd tell you to do something crass.

Oh, and pipes are for smoking, not for wearing. Assuming you mean a tobacco pipe. I've seen a form of textile adornment called "piping", but I don't wear it all that often because Elizabethan doublets are pretty expensive.

*My flatmates in Madrid suggested that I call myself Tomás locally because it was the closest philological equivalent to Seth, not even knowing that Thomas is my middle name. Instead I acquiesced to being called "Saate", and I felt really stupid when I figured out on the train leaving the city that I would have at least been "Saathe" if I told them to pretend it's spelled "Sez". That's a dialectal thing that for Spanish only works in central Spain, but shit, that's where I was. In France, the whopping four people who learned my name called me "Set".

[Pub Lover]

Did you seriously get banned for reporting posts as a joke?

It was the reporting posts. I had a lovely chat with Chojin about it.

He does that everytime he bans me.

So does AChimp.

I haven't been banned by Dr Boogie, but I'm sure he's great about it.

Wanna guess who I think is a motherfucker?

[Seven Force]

was i just owned? :(

i was wasnt i :tear

[Pub Lover]

Page break. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

yeah, now it is :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I thought you got banned for having a serious fucking problem with the hippo guy.

Fat_Hippo & I are great friends, & if he'd break character for one goddamn second he'd confirm this.

[Seven Force]

It was the reporting posts. I had a lovely chat with Chojin about it.

He does that everytime he bans me.

So does AChimp.

I haven't been banned by Dr Boogie, but I'm sure he's great about it.

Wanna guess who I think is a motherfucker?

how many times have you been banned?

[Pub Lover]

i have 151

I like dark rum. :\

[Sethomas]

More replies! The world does not wait for me, although I'm pretty sure it would if it only knew.

I DO TOO WHAT A COINKY-DINK.

I read that as coin-kee-dink several times and was confused. There, I've admitted to a sign of mortality for at least the second time in three weeks.

[Pub Lover]

a few nights ago she cried and told me shes really sorry and loved me and didnt want me to think she was a gold-digger for spending so much money on her

i just bought her a couple of clothes the previous night :/ :lol

if it wasn't for her xanax connection and occasional wild sex shed be dumped a while ago

AWESOME! :eek

[Sethomas]

Well, it's good to see my fears of double-posting weren't substantiated. Thanks, guys.

[Seven Force]

you'll slip up one day

[Asila]

Seth said... a lot

Purely out of curiousity--does it bug you when you find yourself in a relationship with a girl who's obviously not as smart as you? I ask because, knowing the whole wide spectrum of female abilities, it can't be often that you find those who are quite on the same wavelength as you, and I wonder if it colours your opinion of women in general.

[Pub Lover]

You should drink more, I don't like being the only trashed person in the chat room.

You'll find I drink most of the time that I'm posting here.

I used to be only slightly stupider than Seth.

His dramatic suicide attempts are matched by my slow, creeping self-destruction.

The difference being he's still Seth & I'm not allowed to edit my posts.

[executioneer]

I like dark rum. :\

i like drinking stuff that is can burn with an invisible flame :eek

[Asila]

And yet, I still love you in a very odd and self-destructive way, Pub.

[executioneer]

i like drinking stuff that is can burn with an invisible flame :eek
i also like that i is can make coherent sentences, :rolleyes

[Sethomas]

Needs more talk about God.

Actually, no, I was just sneaky about how to accomplish my requisite amount of God talk. The first musical interlude is the "Dies Irae" movement of Verdi's Requiem. "Dies Irae" (day of wrath) is a medieval Latin poem written about Judgment Day. As many scholars in many fields have noted, its ability to achieve extreme metrical regularity in such an unconventional poetic rhythm for the time is an astonishing testament to medieval literature. Coupled with its vibrant symbolism, its ability to so thoroughly scare the fucking shit out of anyone who hears it (and knows Latin) was an artistic achievement unparalleled until the release of The Downward Spiral in the 1990s.

[Pub Lover]

Text omitted to reflect a similar sentiment from my own perspective.

Hey guys, remember when my shtick was self-deprecation that made people uncomfortable because of how it was brutally severe it was while patently obvious that it wasn't really much of an exaggeration? Yeah, those were the days. [/carnivore]

I was actually not named after the Seth Thomas of chronometric fame, as I would guess the street you pass was. As best my parents can remember, they saw a place called "Seth's Bakery" on Thomas Street, and since my father's middle name is Thomas they put the two together. It's hard to believe now, but Seth was once an uncommon name in my area. In any given one-month period of my early life in Central Indiana I'd meet just as many people who couldn't pronounce it properly as in the one month I spent in Spain (where the þ sound is used but short e's are very difficult for them*) and the one month in France (where short e's are common but most speakers find the þ sound nigh impossible unless it's used by Arab expats in the phrase "thé à la menthe").

Most anyone can wear a bowtie, but that requires that you include the people who buy pre-tied ones because they can't learn to make a rather elementary knot. It's that arcane skill that gives me power over the common run of man. [/Euthyphro complex]

When I was working on, I think, my Tenderfoot rank in Boy Scouts I forgot pretty much every knot I was required to know once I had demonstrated them. They never tell you that two of those are actually useful in scenarios where I've found myself, and the implication they instill is that the requirement to use them is an intelligence test to keep out the mentally challenged (a less PC group to discriminate against than the gays and atheists). I've honestly wasted a great number of hours of my life having to either teach myself to tie a timber half-hitch or figure out a functioning (and usually less efficient) alternative to it using nothing but rope. I'd talk about the other knot that haunted me, but I can't even remember what it's called and a two-cent piece of aluminum, attached to ropes where that knot would be necessary, makes life much easier. I just didn't always have such a piece of aluminum on hand.

Knowing how to tie a bow around my neck is atonement for these failings. If you knew that I've forgotten the two alternative necktie knots my father taught me over the conventional one most men can do and reminded me, I'd tell you to do something crass.

Oh, and pipes are for smoking, not for wearing. Assuming you mean a tobacco pipe. I've seen a form of textile adornment called "piping", but I don't wear it all that often because Elizabethan doublets are pretty expensive.

*My flatmates in Madrid suggested that I call myself Tomás locally because it was the closest philological equivalent to Seth, not even knowing that Thomas is my middle name. Instead I acquiesced to being called "Saate", and I felt really stupid when I figured out on the train leaving the city that I would have at least been "Saathe" if I told them to pretend it's spelled "Sez". That's a dialectal thing that for Spanish only works in central Spain, but shit, that's where I was. In France, the whopping four people who learned my name called me "Set".
Look at all that text, then look at me having nothing to say.

[GADZOOKS]

your avatar sucks for obvious reason, sevenforce >:

[executioneer]

I am the voice inside your head
and I control you
I am the lover in your bed
and I control you
I am the sex that you provide
and I control you
I am the hate you try to hide
and I control you
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self-destruct
I speak religion's message clear
and I control you
I am denial guilt and fear
and I control you
I am the prayers of the naive
and I control you
I am the lie that you believe
and I control you
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self-destruct
I am the needle in your vein
and I control you
I am the high you can't sustain
and I control you
I am the pusher I'm a whore
and I control you
I am the need you have for more
and I control you
I am the bullet in the gun
and I control you
I am the truth from which you run
and I control you
I am the silencing machine
and I control you
I am the end of all your dreams
and I control you
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self-destruct

[Pub Lover]

how many times have you been banned?

I used to keep count, now I'm just so overjoyed to be unbanned that I clean forget to make a note of it.

[Pub Lover]

More replies! The world does not wait for me, although I'm pretty sure it would if it only knew.

HUUUUUUGGGSSS!

[GADZOOKS]

I want to hear this lovely chat, by the way.

[Seven Force]

your avatar sucks for obvious reason, sevenforce >:

shhhhhh it never happened :lol

[GADZOOKS]

also, my DS froze up before I could get my 1st place trophy :(

[Pub Lover]

I read that as coin-kee-dink several times and was confused.

I ignored it in my reply, although I now suspect it to mean coincidence.

[GADZOOKS]

shhhhhh it never happened :lol

your sig sucks for obvious reasons. >:

[Pub Lover]

Page Break, Pub. PAGE BREAK! >:

[GADZOOKS]

wanna meet that lovely chat

[Pub Lover]

There, I've admitted to a sign of mortality for at least the second time in three weeks.

As someone that has at least read a digital form of your book, I do not doubt you are anything but a man. With a man's courage.

[Asila]

I ignored it in my reply, although I now suspect it to mean coincidence.

You would be correct, and thanks for the insult.

[Seven Force]

one day pub, you're really gonna do it

[Pub Lover]

Well, it's good to see my fears of double-posting weren't substantiated. Thanks, guys.

Flash - ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Seven Force]

you're gonna break the fucking page

we'll have to find something else to do

[Pub Lover]

you'll slip up one day

If you ask nicely he might even slip you one.

I'll do it unasked.


& unwanted. :(

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(GAY-UPS :rolleyes)

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(GAY-UPS :rolleyes)

[GADZOOKS]

I don't get it, WHY ARE WE NO LONGER REPRESENTING?

[Pub Lover]

i like drinking stuff that is can burn with an invisible flame :eek

Having preferences based on science are fun. :)

[Pub Lover]

And yet, I still love you in a very odd and self-destructive way, Pub.

LOL INTERNET. :(

[Seven Force]

im always late to these hip new fads

[Pub Lover]

i also like that i is can make coherent sentences, :rolleyes

I would very much like to regain that ability but then I take another drink & forget.

[Asila]

LOL INTERNET. :(

Fucking took you long enough.

[GADZOOKS]

this isn't a fad it's a brothership :rolleyes

[executioneer]

You would be correct, and thanks for the insult.

i don't THINK that was how it was intended, but who knows these days :/

[Pub Lover]

Actually, no, I was just sneaky about how to accomplish my requisite amount of God talk. The first musical interlude is the "Dies Irae" movement of Verdi's Requiem. "Dies Irae" (day of wrath) is a medieval Latin poem written about Judgment Day. As many scholars in many fields have noted, its ability to achieve extreme metrical regularity in such an unconventional poetic rhythm for the time is an astonishing testament to medieval literature. Coupled with its vibrant symbolism, its ability to so thoroughly scare the fucking shit out of anyone who hears it (and knows Latin) was an artistic achievement unparalleled until the release of The Downward Spiral in the 1990s.

Good job.

That was the third comment I tried to leave on that video & the least, at least I considered at the time, on topic of my attempts. Youtube hates me, I think it knows how Danny makes me use it.

[Seven Force]

lol women are fragile

[GADZOOKS]

WIllie whats with the gay up?

[Pub Lover]

your avatar sucks for obvious reason, sevenforce >:

A bad fake? So very apt.

[Seven Force]

their emotions anyway

thatd make more sense if it directly followed the angry red guys post

[executioneer]

WIllie whats with the gay up?

because thats what it gets use for :x

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/884/25052688.JPG

[Seven Force]

A bad fake? So very apt.

nevermind :tear

[Asila]

i don't THINK that was how it was intended, but who knows these days :/
I know love, I was kidding. Errr, I hope.

[executioneer]

well shit

[GADZOOKS]

it should be it's own forum >:

This is the only funny place sometimes (except when you know who shows up with his HAI GUYS)

[Pub Lover]

You would be correct, and thanks for the insult.

Saying I am stupid (and drunkenly incapable :lol ) is an insult? :eek

[Pub Lover]

one day pub, you're really gonna do it

What would that be?

[executioneer]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/884/25052688.JPG
KITTIES :eek

[Pub Lover]

you're gonna break the fucking page

we'll have to find something else to do

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/884/25052688.JPG

I'm tempted to make that my avatar, but a captain can't sink his own ship

[Pub Lover]

I don't get it, WHY ARE WE NO LONGER REPRESENTING?

BECAUSE I SUCK

[Seven Force]

yeah you really made a macubbin there that one time

[Asila]

GODDAMNIT PUB WHY CAN'T I JUST FLIRT WITH YOU WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING THING

[Pub Lover]

im always late to these hip new fads

Is it a fad when it is a directed action from a single individual for everyone to conform?

[Pub Lover]

Fucking took you long enough.

I like that you like me, or at least I like that you don't say you hate me. :(

Gadzooks. :(

[Seven Force]

it depends, who started it

[Asila]

I MEAN JESUS CHRIST

[Pub Lover]

i don't THINK that was how it was intended, but who knows these days :/

Willie is the King. He cuts babies in half!

Then eats the placenta. :eek

[Pub Lover]

lol women are fragile

Especially if you buy them gifts & don't dump them when you really should. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

THINGS ARE ALWAYS THINGS HERE :(

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLNS

[GADZOOKS]

It was me, I'm the best.

[Pub Lover]

WIllie whats with the gay up?

He sees the truth of the matter. And a way to make a great snack.

[Pub Lover]

their emotions anyway

thatd make more sense if it directly followed the angry red guys post
Then post somewhere where I'm not being an ass.

[Sethomas]

You got me started and I didn't know how to stop.

Asila-

The question you invoke with your other question, "is Seth smart, and if so, how?" is a pretty annoying one for me. Even if I knew how to answer it, that would cause me to apply the same standards of "smartness" to other people. Even if I thought that could be done accurately, I wouldn't want to because then I'd be the douche I pretend to be.

Pretending IQ means something, and settling that it takes both nature and nurture for it to get really big, I might have had a pretty damn high one if my parents knew how to nurture it or wanted to. I have great parents, but they're not the type that would even want a high-ability child. But, they didn't, so I don't. I was just left with bizarre wiring that made me interested in smartly things but not really able to conquer them. In middle school I came to train myself to think in certain patterns and such to create a facade of smartness that would be very convincing, but it was always a facade. In high school I felt like I should finally get around to making a real life personality and round it out with actual skills and interests, but it was pretty late in the game for that.

The metamorphosis from the guy that people look at and think, "hey, he might know who Socrates was" into the guy who reads Socratic dialogues for shits and giggles was a pretty trying one that coincided with other defects in my wiring.

So, if I ever doubted in any recess of my heart that I was full of shit, living in Hyde Park surrounded by people who were smarter than I could ever fathom being was most humbling because they didn't act like it. I've lived through being given opera commentary by a man who's in history books dealing with the invention of the laser. I've wondered whether or not I should expose myself as a moron for admitting to having seen the Austin Powers movies only to hear a Dr. Evil impersonation moments later from someone who was sent to University of Cambridge on a Harvard scholarship (which he won with essays written in his second language) to round out his understanding of resonance imaging physics with a philosophical background. I had a crush on my RA who was cute, funny, had a great taste in punk music, and having started college at age 16 had earned her JD from Harvard when she was 22.

All this while I'd take mediocre levels of calculus and physics and still do poorly.

IN CONCLUSION: finding girls around here, a major state university town, who are smarter than me isn't really that hard to do. Four years ago I'd go to parties and make out with half a dozen girls and most of them probably had higher IQs, better math proficiency, and fewer gaps in their understanding of British history than I do. So, if you want to know why I REALLY suck at relationships, find any post by me in the Loveline forum dating back to 2000 (if ezboard for i-mockery still exists if you go further than 2003).

[executioneer]

page 1468 is the page with the pumas

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.wpt.org/blog/uploaded_images/lionblog-742147.jpg

those are all deleted (i-mockery ezboard threads)

[Pub Lover]

because thats what it gets use for :x



My fault.


So was it getting moved to General Blabber.


As are all the times that anyone suggests it be locked.

I claim it all.

I think that much of myself.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/884/25052688.JPG

ARGH! RUN! :eek

[Pub Lover]

nevermind :tear

What are you? ARE YOU BLACK OR ARE YOU WHITE?



NO ONE KNOWS! :eek


even you :(

[GADZOOKS]

don't be alarmed, I put up another big cat

[Pub Lover]

I know love, I was kidding. Errr, I hope.

GIRLS CAN MAKE JOKES? then it's all lies

[Seven Force]

depends, whos asking? :lol

[GADZOOKS]

A REALLY BIG CAT!

[Pub Lover]

This is the only funny place sometimes (except when you know who shows up with his HAI GUYS)

Sorry. :(

I should feel really bad for ever encouraging him. >:

No matter how ironic I thought I was being. :(

[Seven Force]

:(

[Pub Lover]

yeah you really made a macubbin there that one time

To have & to hold. One of my own. ;)

[GADZOOKS]

I hope you guys have high speed :(

[Seven Force]

dont cats love ******s? they play with em all the time in africa (or so ive heard)

[Pub Lover]

GODDAMNIT PUB WHY CAN'T I JUST FLIRT WITH YOU WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING THING

I can give you a list of names, you guys could form a club or something.

[GADZOOKS]

I thought they eat them.

[Pub Lover]

GODDAMNIT PUB WHY CAN'T I JUST FLIRT WITH YOU WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING THING

BECAUSE I'M SO VERY SELF-OBSESSED THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN GET WITH THIS.

[Pub Lover]

Is it a fad when it is a directed action from a single individual for everyone to conform?

Rather than a multiple individual?


Idiot. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

I thought they eat them.

well yeah but cats play with their food before they eat it

[Seven Force]

is that what they do? i cant really tell they're a boisterous bunch

its in my general opinion never to get a lot of them in one place its just asking for trouble

[Pub Lover]

it depends, who started it

I MEAN JESUS CHRIST

Now we have too much God in here.

[GADZOOKS]

Somebody else actually sent me this link the other day and I liked it a lot. The ending of the game/gag reminded me a lot of Flight of the Conchords. Good stuff.

really?

[Asila]

A... club of people who want to flirt with you? Damnit all, I'm never the first in anything.

[Seven Force]

******s or cats? you decide!

[Pub Lover]

THINGS ARE ALWAYS THINGS HERE :(

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLNS

I've never made a Serious Willie Problems. I'm not completely cruel.

[GADZOOKS]

I chose ******s

[executioneer]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO'S RESPONDING TO WHO ANYMORE

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

[executioneer]

I've never made a Serious Willie Problems. I'm not completely cruel.

hahah i have to do it myself ;_;

STORY OF MY LIFE

[Asila]

I wish I knew what ****** meant

[Seven Force]

most white girls do

[GADZOOKS]

(1:12:37 AM) GreatPersonWhoWouldNotBeCaughtDeadInThisForum: is that
(1:12:40 AM) GreatPersonWhoWouldNotBeCaughtDeadInThisForum: THE houston cougar?
(1:22:48 AM) me: maybe
(1:23:01 AM) me: willie says it's a puma
(1:23:28 AM) GreatPersonWhoWouldNotBeCaughtDeadInThisForum: willie the expert on pussy
(1:23:37 AM) GreatPersonWhoWouldNotBeCaughtDeadInThisForum: that's my worst joke of the week

(1:26:41 AM) willie: THOSE WHO CAN NOT DO, TEACH ;_;

[Pub Lover]

You got me started and I didn't know how to stop.

Asila-

The question you invoke with your other question, "is Seth smart, and if so, how?" is a pretty annoying one for me. Even if I knew how to answer it, that would cause me to apply the same standards of "smartness" to other people. Even if I thought that could be done accurately, I wouldn't want to because then I'd be the douche I pretend to be.

Pretending IQ means something, and settling that it takes both nature and nurture for it to get really big, I might have had a pretty damn high one if my parents knew how to nurture it or wanted to. I have great parents, but they're not the type that would even want a high-ability child. But, they didn't, so I don't. I was just left with bizarre wiring that made me interested in smartly things but not really able to conquer them. In middle school I came to train myself to think in certain patterns and such to create a facade of smartness that would be very convincing, but it was always a facade. In high school I felt like I should finally get around to making a real life personality and round it out with actual skills and interests, but it was pretty late in the game for that.

The metamorphosis from the guy that people look at and think, "hey, he might know who Socrates was" into the guy who reads Socratic dialogues for shits and giggles was a pretty trying one that coincided with other defects in my wiring.

So, if I ever doubted in any recess of my heart that I was full of shit, living in Hyde Park surrounded by people who were smarter than I could ever fathom being was most humbling because they didn't act like it. I've lived through being given opera commentary by a man who's in history books dealing with the invention of the laser. I've wondered whether or not I should expose myself as a moron for admitting to having seen the Austin Powers movies only to hear a Dr. Evil impersonation moments later from someone who was sent to University of Cambridge on a Harvard scholarship (which he won with essays written in his second language) to round out his understanding of resonance imaging physics with a philosophical background. I had a crush on my RA who was cute, funny, had a great taste in punk music, and having started college at age 16 had earned her JD from Harvard when she was 22.

All this while I'd take mediocre levels of calculus and physics and still do poorly.

IN CONCLUSION: finding girls around here, a major state university town, who are smarter than me isn't really that hard to do. Four years ago I'd go to parties and make out with half a dozen girls and most of them probably had higher IQs, better math proficiency, and fewer gaps in their understanding of British history than I do. So, if you want to know why I REALLY suck at relationships, find any post by me in the Loveline forum dating back to 2000 (if ezboard for i-mockery still exists if you go further than 2003).
What is the point of secrets & internet personalities if we suddenly make honest posts? >:

[Pub Lover]

page 1468 is the page with the pumas

Whoops, I think I might have quoted one onto the next page. :x

Sorry. :(

[Pub Lover]

don't be alarmed, I put up another big cat

Lions are not scary.

What with them being so firmly fixed in my head as a representation of Jesus.

Since small times.

[executioneer]

that one can be charlie the lonesome cougar

[Pub Lover]

:(

;)

[executioneer]

(disney, 1967)

[Pub Lover]

dont cats love ******s? they play with em all the time in africa (or so ive heard)

:lol :eek


SCANDELIZED!

[Sethomas]

Honestly?

I thought that starting to post here more than I recently had would be a good thing because it would force me to express ideas and articulate points that would otherwise pass out of existence.

I knew that many of them would be no tragedy to pass out of existence once I forgot having thought them, but still, it's a good measurement of where my mind's at.

Now I'm starting to get very, very confused.

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE I'M SO VERY SELF-OBSESSED THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN GET WITH THIS.

:robyn

[Seven Force]

seth ill fuck the pain away

[Pub Lover]

its in my general opinion never to get a lot of them in one place its just asking for trouble

Cats or the other thing, you big racist?

[executioneer]

Honestly?

I thought that starting to post here more than I recently had would be a good thing because it would force me to express ideas and articulate points that would otherwise pass out of existence.

I knew that many of them would be no tragedy to pass out of existence once I forgot having thought them, but still, it's a good measurement of where my mind's at.

Now I'm starting to get very, very confused.

well i think its a good thing to get stuff like that out myself

if i could do it i would :x

[Pub Lover]

A... club of people who want to flirt with you? Damnit all, I'm never the first in anything.

A club of people who I have belittled for suggesting such an absurd activity.

Even to tears occasionally. :lol

[Asila]

You're really not the only one, Seth, but I don't think the influx of comments from others have anything to do with my complete confusion.
And as far as your reply to me goes, I *know you made some really good points that argue with my original quesion, but the problem is that I'll be damned if I can remember what I was trying to say in the first place. You can blame my immediate contact with my ex, or you can blame the copious amounts of rum that it takes to make me forget that he exists, either way.

[Pub Lover]

******s or cats? you decide!

Can't wait? Just like a vanilla wigger.

[Sethomas]

By the way, I really did use a computer at a public university office that had been allocated to me so I could update web page files and I googled something I remembered years back about a pissing mule's cunt in the summer, and I really did post a poem written by Catallus that compares a pissing mule's cunt in the summer to a then-recently-departed man's smile (in Latin).

[Pub Lover]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO'S RESPONDING TO WHO ANYMORE

Careful & dutiful quoting.

[Seven Force]

theres a definite lag in pubs response time and ive never really noticed till now

[Pub Lover]

hahah i have to do it myself ;_;

STORY OF MY LIFE

:lol

I think you're great. :)

[executioneer]

By the way, I really did use a computer at a public university office that had been allocated to me so I could update web page files and I googled something I remembered years back about a pissing mule's cunt in the summer, and I really did post a poem written by Catallus that compares a pissing mule's cunt in the summer to a then-recently-departed man's smile (in Latin).

probably not intended to be complimentary then