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Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2008, 08:56 PM
:pagebrak
WhiteRat
Jun 19th, 2008, 09:29 PM
Nothing's gonna stop us now. NOTHING!
Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2008, 09:34 PM
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
Im a racing car passing by like lady godiva
I'm gonna go go GO!
Theres no stopping meeeeeeeeeee!
Asila
Jun 19th, 2008, 09:49 PM
I got a job today :eek
Well... assuming I pass the security screening
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 19th, 2008, 09:56 PM
Where?
Asila
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:04 PM
At one of the stores in the airport. Hence the security clearance thing.
Asila
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:07 PM
WILLIE I GOT THE JOB, YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME ONCE IN A WHILE >:
HickMan
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:23 PM
Fathom Zero some DJ came on your website wfjjbd or whatever and he told me to buy a sprint phone and he looks like Bas Rutten :x
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:31 PM
I have no idea what you just said.
Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:39 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u297/Bigmed34/bas.jpg
Esuohlim
Jun 19th, 2008, 10:59 PM
WHY IS THERE NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD FOR GARFIELD >: >: >:
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:07 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s
That one's just for you, Pub. :wink
Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:07 PM
Why was there no happy birthday thread for glowbelly?
You don't care about my favoured cartoon? I don't care about yours. >:
Chojin
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:08 PM
http://ohnolookoutitsaraygun.com/garwai.png
Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:10 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s
That one's just for you, Pub. :wink
Oh jesus, edits. :eek
Anyway, I was going to say before that rude editing, I like their version of The Rolling Stones' Get Off My Cloud. <3 the Flying Pickets. :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:19 PM
I had that feeling.
JediScum
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:41 PM
Garfield is 30?!?!? Damn i feel old now.
HickMan
Jun 19th, 2008, 11:53 PM
Your radio station sucks compared to Y103 >:
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:07 AM
WILLIE I GOT THE JOB, YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME ONCE IN A WHILE >:
HORRAY!!!!!! OKAY I WILL :mustache
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:09 AM
Your radio station sucks compared to Y103 >:
i like kzok 102.5, or at least their morning show, because they are a class act in a field where there's more class CLOWNS than class acts :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:11 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54494715
HickMan
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:16 AM
I don't listen to ANYBODY with Tom on their top :rolleyes
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:17 AM
WHY? He's only the greatest human being on the planet.
Asila
Jun 20th, 2008, 12:32 AM
HORRAY!!!!!! OKAY I WILL :mustache
Totally
i like kzok 102.5, or at least their morning show, because they are a class act in a field where there's more class CLOWNS than class acts :(
Totally
HickMan
Jun 20th, 2008, 04:12 AM
WHY? He's only the greatest human being on the planet.
Because he made a totally crappy website that takes forever for me to load >: firefox
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 01:01 PM
Opera's quicker. At least for me. I'm digging Opera 9.5. It just feels slick.
liquidstatik
Jun 20th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Opera is nice, but FF has so many addons :X
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 03:12 PM
Opera just feels good, and, (at the end of it all), I never installed any plugins for Firefox.
MetalMilitia
Jun 20th, 2008, 03:22 PM
I can't use Opera because I miss Adblock too much. Also I seem to remember that you cannot middle click on a tab to close it which is something I've grown accustomed too in FF.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 03:37 PM
I haven't come across any ads. In fact, I think the only ads I've gotten in the past year were from Firefox.
Oh, and you can middle-click to close, as I just mistakenly tried on a tab I was reading. Also, the scrolling up and down a page feels cool, but in a way I can't explain to you because I don't know how to explain it.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 05:57 PM
I took another one of these BS IQ tests online and it said I had an IQ of 138. If banner ads are any indication, I could kick Obama's ass.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:12 PM
There are many intelligent reasons to join Mensa. Whether you actively attend Mensa meetings or simply relish the intellectual stimulation that membership promotes, you'll find the benefits of Mensa membership to be numerous indeed.
Jesus Christ, these guys are a buncha assholes.
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:13 PM
i took one that said mine was 144 :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:14 PM
Smart lazy people unite.
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:18 PM
in elementary school :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:19 PM
So you have alzheimer's now?
WhiteRat
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:44 PM
I get my fair share of intellectual stimulation talking to any random person at a bar. Actually, anywhere alcohol is involved.
Sethomas
Jun 20th, 2008, 06:57 PM
Last Sunday after work, a coworker noticed my license plate frame and exclaimed, "Woah, you're in Mensa!?"
My response was lifted from a list of jokes on McSweeney's: "Well, I was. Joining was the dumbest thing I ever did."
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2008, 07:08 PM
So you have alzheimer's now?
i don't follow
i meant i took a test in 3rd grade that told me i scored 144 in that relatively useless statistic, what does alzheimer's have to do w/ anything
(i also took a facebook quiz recently that gave me the exact same number ;_; )
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 07:58 PM
I dunno. I thought you meant that wasn't what you had now.
Lobo Tommy
Jun 20th, 2008, 09:01 PM
NEW TOPIC.
There is a black fishing league.
Is it necessary for black people to have their own league?
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Yes. It keeps them away from us. They're dangerous, you know.
Sethomas
Jun 20th, 2008, 09:32 PM
Black people already have their own league, it's called the NBA!!
Lobo Tommy
Jun 20th, 2008, 09:59 PM
Black people already have their own league, it's called the NBA!!
National Black Association.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:00 PM
"The only thing a negro is good for is dying." - Ann Coulter.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:01 PM
Quick. Someone dissuade me from buying a PS3. I'm THIS close to the edge.
WhiteRat
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:05 PM
I'll do the opposite and persuade you to buy it. Do it man, you know you want to. C'mon, get your grubby little mitts on that bitch. Buy it now.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:07 PM
THAT'S NOT FUNNY MAN. I'M SICK. I NEED HELP.
Guitar Woman
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:09 PM
I wonder, can the forums handle a 100,000 reply thread?
Only time will tell.
Guitar Woman
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:18 PM
and then the forums died.
HickMan
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM
:pagebrakyo guys
WhiteRat
Jun 20th, 2008, 11:15 PM
I just made a Jefferson Starship ringtone.
Esuohlim
Jun 20th, 2008, 11:40 PM
(i also took a facebook quiz recently that gave me the exact same number ;_; )
I got 142 on that one :(
Seth would probably get like 200 :eek
HickMan
Jun 20th, 2008, 11:54 PM
Guys I'm on the Bas Rutten Thai Boxing workout and its tough :x
I'M SO STRONG
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:10 AM
:flex
Misdemonar
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:10 AM
and then the forums died.
i was scanning through the chatroom and looked at your two posts and avatar and thought you were some anime faggot who was a fan of imockery and joined the forums phew
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:14 AM
y-103 is playing Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann the LONG version :o
Asila
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:16 AM
i was scanning through the chatroom and looked at your two posts and avatar and thought you were some anime faggot who was a fan of imockery and joined the forums phew
:(
Asila
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:17 AM
Not that I am, but I need a new fucking av
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:19 AM
Guys Immortal Goat lives in a commune :x. Thought I'd give you all an update!
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:59 AM
Immortal Goat? That guy sucked! :lol
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:04 AM
Guys lets all make a pact to be pregnet by the end of high school
Someone should make avatars for this occasion :eek
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:10 AM
I just checked two different stores in another state- full stock of Count Chocula and Boo Berry, zero Frankenberry.
:lol
WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN ANOTHER STATE TOMORROW :rolleyes :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:11 AM
:flex
>:
OH YEAH CHECK THIS OUT :flex
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:46 AM
MILHOES ON A ROOOOOOOOLLLL
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 02:05 AM
i was tryin to have the last post in each forum, but sports & loveline suck and nothing good is ever there :(
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:50 AM
I miss the mock wars :flex
Guitar Woman
Jun 21st, 2008, 09:26 AM
Every time I see elpila's avatar I think it's me that's posting.
MetalMilitia
Jun 21st, 2008, 09:27 AM
Every time I see elpila's avatar I think you're a fag.
Guitar Woman
Jun 21st, 2008, 09:29 AM
That's funny, it makes me feel like a celebrity!
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2008, 02:41 PM
This image made my year:
http://www.photobasement.com/nvidia-7800-wont-work/
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 03:21 PM
http://wallout.com/files/dual_bullpup_wielding_russian_baldy.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2008, 04:47 PM
Don't piss off a balding Russian Sailor! :eek
He might drop his awkwardly held guns. :rolleyes
i am beginning to think that tadao is a threat to america and this forum
also he drove off that cute rave chick, what the hell man
She posted yesterday. :blah
Shrubfest: I think Pub would call that due karma.
Pub: SHUT UP.
I was going to say Divine Retribution, but I really didn't feel like being told why it wasn't. :religionfromseth
Lobo Tommy
Jun 21st, 2008, 04:52 PM
I just came back from a gay festival.
There was a color your vagina contest. I fail to see the point.
And male strippers! And awful techno! And fat chicks dressing lolita!
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2008, 04:55 PM
:domo
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2008, 04:55 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:19 PM
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/alwayswantedone.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:20 PM
Are you fishing for an infraction, Mister D?
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:22 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:26 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:31 PM
So, i've got an PM inbox full of messages from Rog Barr. As I'm not banned I don't think they're that serious, but I'm still not inclined to read them. :x
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:42 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 05:46 PM
Copy n paste and put them on the chat room!
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 06:51 PM
DOIT :eek
ElPila666
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:03 PM
Yes please, i collect Rog messages
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:08 PM
i do if they have doopas t*ts in them :x
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:11 PM
oh shi*
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:25 PM
sup mattjack?
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:28 PM
pissing away my saturday on the pc mannnnnnn
where all the white women at?
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:31 PM
http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/images/2008/02/19/gross_claude.jpg
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:32 PM
http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/images/2008/02/19/gross_claude.jpghttp://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/images/2008/02/19/gross_claude.jpg
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:33 PM
The Cars - You're All I've Got Tonight
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:41 PM
mattjack you have one of the funniest sigs here :o
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:42 PM
http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/images/2008/02/19/gross_claude.jpg He was :(
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:50 PM
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2876/whitewomenhj7.jpg
WhiteRat
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:53 PM
Niggaz down to make some enz
ElPila666
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:54 PM
lucky guy!
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:58 PM
i'd killl so many of those grls with mydick no joke
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:59 PM
liquid I try to plz everyone on I-Mockery
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:59 PM
minus the few ugly ones :x
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 07:59 PM
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4569/whitewomen2kj3.jpg
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:01 PM
:lol @ the one w/ the trophy
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:02 PM
:lol & that other girls tryin to cover the upskirt :x
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:04 PM
the trophy grl looks scary man
the grl on the left is ttlly tryn to show the goods
liquidstatik
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:05 PM
i dont mind D:
HickMan
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:07 PM
The girl on the bottom left is hot even with the creepy face :x
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 08:13 PM
i wonder how hard they think algebra I is
Asila
Jun 21st, 2008, 10:02 PM
We just had a pool party and this guy randomly went all aggressive-crazy, and we had to have a discussion amongst ourselves about whether we were about to die cause my mom insists on using match.com.
Seriously, it's not working out for her.
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 10:07 PM
a/s/l for your mom plz
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 21st, 2008, 10:23 PM
Tell her to try something else. I usually like my women like I like my houses. Found them on craigslist.
MattJack
Jun 21st, 2008, 10:27 PM
I usually like my women like I like my houses.
A str8 brick house (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU)
WhiteRat
Jun 21st, 2008, 11:02 PM
Hey, there's another shitty movie on SciFi. Some guy who was drinking a beer just got killed by what appears to be a shitty dinosaur.
Asila
Jun 21st, 2008, 11:35 PM
You wanna be my new daddy MattJack?
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:03 AM
depends on if yer mom can cook fish sticks for me or not
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:07 AM
That's a good question, I should ask her. She never cooks fishsticks for me.
She can definitely drink some rum though, hooo boy
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:09 AM
how old is she?
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:30 AM
48, oh yeah
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:35 AM
how many kids has she had?
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:37 AM
Man of the House Sinbad fuck.
Guys I'm reall fucking drunk
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:37 AM
Just me. If I wake up and find you in my kitchen, I want you to know that I'm not making you waffles.
Eggs, maybe.
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:38 AM
Man of the House Sinbad fuck.
Guys I'm reall fucking drunk
Me too
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:38 AM
Sorry I meant Houseguest Sinbad fuck
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:39 AM
Posting too fast isnt cool so stop it
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:40 AM
And I keep on playing brick house on repeat and I'm for once not playing y103. I typed that with no errors
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:40 AM
;_;
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:41 AM
http://www.pt-pla.net/samples/big-sample-candyviva1.jpg
you shuld go to work drunk hickman D:
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:42 AM
look at my avatar and picture 'stfu'.
jerk
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:42 AM
I have and I didnt know it was the day I had to train the new life guard and it wasnt good. She got the jist of it though
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:44 AM
did you have to save a life? :O!
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:45 AM
gist? I'm too drunk to dictionary.com
Your av is made for a stfu
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:46 AM
made to do I mean
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:47 AM
no but on friday I was guadring in the deep pool and day camp was there and some fat kid tried the swim test and didnt make it after 7 feet and started drowning like 2 feet from me and i coulda just thrown my tube in after him but I thought thres really only one way to rescue someone so I jumped in 10 minutes after my shift was over
you dont haveta read that if you dont wanna uys I understand
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:47 AM
asia needs to stfu
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:48 AM
ahhahahha, A HERO YOU ARE
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:48 AM
:SALUTE
Asila
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:49 AM
yeah, okay
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:49 AM
I jsut went to candyviva and I want to puke thanks fellow gan gster
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:51 AM
oh man i was scared to go there, what's it like? :x
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:51 AM
now i have to deleta my cookies
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:51 AM
CANDID VIDS OF HOT 6 YR OLDS I HATE EVERYTHING
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:52 AM
guys Layla is on y-103
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:53 AM
tune in
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:53 AM
ill brb D:
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:58 AM
layla is such a bad ass song
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:58 AM
::lol i didn't realize gabbys MOM was here now :eek
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:59 AM
it just ended and the birds chirped
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:00 AM
now its rock and roll hoochie coo!
y-103.com
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:03 AM
classic rock is gross
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:05 AM
www.sickanimation.com
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:08 AM
wut r u drinkn bruh
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:13 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Proverb: A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.
But getting your d*ck sucked by a super hot Japanes chick while Michael Jordon gives you a high five will probably be the top of the mountain.
http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=proverbs
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:14 AM
jack n coke and killians brah. I was at the Royal Oaks bar
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:16 AM
i used to wwattttch sickanimation so much back in high school :x
the dead parents & cement ones used to make me laugh 'til i cried :o
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:19 AM
I jsut remembered it a little while ago and went to it and lol'd
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:21 AM
ff*ck I hate dumb broads on myspace
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:22 AM
like the ones that post lyrics for bulletins whats that sh*t about?
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:22 AM
gnight guys ttyl
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:25 AM
b4 i go to bed here guys http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=astronautcop
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:32 AM
ugh, drunk and the internet is not a healthy combo. I think I need a breathalizer for a computer. Does anyone else ever wake up in the morning after drinking, check your history and just WTF?
Edit: Woke up, now have a date with someone. I don't remember setting it up. Not sure if I should start drinking less or more often now.
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:22 AM
myspace is a piece of dickwad anyway mattjack
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:17 PM
myspace is dum
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:56 PM
tru dat brah. I looked back at what I said last night and thought it was pretty awesome. Did you guys watch Astronaut cop? You should
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:11 PM
The Cheetos part was funny.
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:18 PM
i did and i laughed
the cheetos part was the best
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:25 PM
guys www.sickanimation.com is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(
The Secret League of Legionares is good too ;(
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:40 PM
I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:
I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:
ElPila666
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:46 PM
guys www.sickanimation.com (http://www.sickanimation.com) is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(
I love the one of the extreme crossed eyes cat, also i just wake up and bake some beauthiful flowers, oh man life is sweet on sunday, it's a shame that isn't raining, all i need is a rainy day to enjoy this video man :love
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tBIwY7R_U3Y
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:51 PM
is that you in your avatar?
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:55 PM
'MORNIN DUDES
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:56 PM
is that you in your avatar?
It's Guitar Woman.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:56 PM
'MORNIN DUDES
Sup, PaedoSlim?
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:58 PM
Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:58 PM
about to go eats some mexxican food :o
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 01:59 PM
mexican food makes me poop bad
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:00 PM
Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long
Naw, she's a chick, but really ugly. Good thing she's a lesbian.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:00 PM
:pagebrak
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:00 PM
gross. k guys i'm goin to some graduation parties ttyl
ElPila666
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:01 PM
is that you in your avatar?
No, it's too cute, if i were him probably i would clone myself to have sex with my clone :lol
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:09 PM
rly?
ElPila666
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:10 PM
I wish I was her, too, so I could clone and marry myself
:tear
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:15 PM
rly??
Fathom Zero
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:16 PM
I feel like shit so I'm going to go to work now.
Kitsa
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:16 PM
I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:
I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:
I want to give you an infraction for constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.
You're capable of creating your own material. I believes in you! You can do it! :love
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:20 PM
man that beast queen or w/e her title is jeannette got so butt hurt over me last night sh*t I was havin a ball
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:24 PM
I want to give you an infraction for constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.
You're capable of creating your own material. I believes in you! You can do it! :love
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:
ElPila666
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:27 PM
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:
That's no way for treating a lady >:
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:30 PM
You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:31 PM
You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)
I'M SORRY, FREDDY! I WAS JUST A LITTLE MAD, I LOVES YOU STILL! :orgasm
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:41 PM
I want to give you an infraction
Haha, good one. You have to be a mod like me to give infractions, Kid. ;)
constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.
Comedy? You think I'm being funny? :eek
Wrong. :(
You're capable of creating your own material.
And again: Wrong. :tear
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:42 PM
:wah
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:42 PM
Whoops, I mean :domo
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:43 PM
Fartin is back
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:43 PM
i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:45 PM
MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.
Hickman: That guy sucks.
MattJack: Fo sho
Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.
MattJack: We know.
Hickman: :rolleyes
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:46 PM
i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?
I'm pretty sure he gets a lifetime ban everytime he comes back.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:48 PM
From what I remember of being banned, you can log in, but all you can see is a message telling you that you're banned. That counts as activity, so you get to be on the active list.
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-VtsN3JSU
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:53 PM
Yeah, New Zealand has Wannabe-Gangstas too.
MattJack
Jun 22nd, 2008, 02:59 PM
i like how they scuba diving, but with machetes jus so you dont forget how hxc they are
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:00 PM
The pm I got.
First off, that photomanip was hilarious man and now I want to do a web site that features a new photo of Re looking sad in front of something every day :P
Secondly, do you have a link to the original photo of Re making that sad face? I always love it when she does that face but I can't seem to find that picture on my hard drive.
Thanks again for the laughs :picklehat
The other was just him saying he found the picture after a couple of hours of searching.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:01 PM
:pagebrak
ElPila666
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:03 PM
http://tepasmas.com/img/ninja_cheerleaders/ninja_cheerleaders_09.jpg
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:04 PM
MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.
Hickman: That guy sucks.
MattJack: Fo sho
Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.
MattJack: We know.
Hickman: :rolleyes
you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:05 PM
Copy n paste and put them on the chat room!
DOIT :eek
Yes please, i collect Rog messages
i do if they have doopas t*ts in them :x
Nevermind, I just remembered it was from the Secret Santa event. I'm still making a site for it though. :O
Oh, and say thanks to everyone for having a creepy interest in my wife!
:|
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:06 PM
you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek
It's my fetish. I get off on outing paedophiles, I'm like that guy in Womti's avatar.
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:06 PM
:eek
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:06 PM
i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/elpilaDENIED.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:11 PM
i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:
Did you just get four years younger? :eek
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:12 PM
W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:13 PM
you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek
But do I talk about it more than you think about it? :orgasm
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:15 PM
W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT
Totally. :x
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:15 PM
32 isn't like forty. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:21 PM
Does anyone remember the Mock War where Chojin went up against Saad, whose dad had just died and Chojin drew a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas? That is what I want to happen anytime someone mentions a loved one dying.
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:21 PM
srsly
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:22 PM
IF I WASNT MARRIED TO THESE STREETS THEN IT'D BE U
Kitsa
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:26 PM
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:
I bet you get all the ladies.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:27 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/scrucasket.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:28 PM
I bet you get all the ladies.
I do actually, it's a shame I'm gay. :lol
Guitar Woman
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:29 PM
It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age
Guitar Woman
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:30 PM
SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK
Kitsa
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:30 PM
Well, then, it makes sense, eh?
You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:31 PM
That coffin is doubly funny because Saad & his dad are & were Muslim.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:32 PM
It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age
Is it weird that he wants to fuck your ass? :eel
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:33 PM
:rawr
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:34 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/scrucasket.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:34 PM
:rawr
I mean :domo
:dunce
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:38 PM
Well, then, it makes sense, eh?
Yeah, the christian self-hate is tough. :(
You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.
I was only kidding. :( When I type in all caps I'm being sarcastic. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 03:41 PM
SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK
I don't think it's possible for your posts to have less content, baby. :nbl
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:01 PM
Bl*ck people don't use the internet.
You guys obviously didn't see The Matrix.
Those were white guys with black guy avatars.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/curtispilled.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=2113&dateline=2007)
Same with the chicks.Total dudes.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:12 PM
plz cumm bak :tear
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:21 PM
She sucked my dick through the whole Metallica movie!
Kitsa
Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:33 PM
It was better material though.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:49 PM
Cowboy Curtis hardly qualifies as bl*ck
:lol
Milhouse, my free time is limited, but that was never the reason I left i-mockery. And because I do not have to explain myself to you, I won't go into that.
That's right, in terms of this forum I am absolutely worthless, which is why I am not around. I simply do not have the interest in making fun of you on the internet.
He left because the cool people left. It was cool to leave. Come on you guys, be cool too.
I wish we could trade half the cockbags on this forum for Helm. :(
Do it! Ban us all! :D
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 05:23 PM
Saad became cool & funny, & then he left. :(
Considering I just managed to make Rog laugh for the first time ever, maybe I should think about becoming cool.
Tadao
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:21 PM
I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:
You don't look Japanese, Sakurako.
The joke relies on a previously established fact.
The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).
& a perv.
:domo
HickMan
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:22 PM
Guys what's goin on. remember matthardy? rip
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:24 PM
I wouldn't:
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/totalrecall09.jpg
I get no respect I tell ya!
:lol
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:25 PM
:domo
Those arn't the only times either. ;)
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:27 PM
Guys what's goin on. remember matthardy? rip
Yeah, he left, but was never cool... hmm, I think I need a new theory.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:29 PM
Look, anyone who is posting in an I-mockery forum deserves top be flamed, alive, dead, character, or real.
No way! You have to take that shit to the Mock wars forum.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:31 PM
The joke relies on a previously established fact.
The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).
& a perv (fully).
:lol
Tadao
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:33 PM
:lol
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:34 PM
:dunce
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:35 PM
:(
Tadao
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:36 PM
:rock
Tadao
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:37 PM
:pac
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:39 PM
Pretty much. :(
Kitsa
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:45 PM
The quote button brings woes.
Pub Lover
Jun 22nd, 2008, 06:47 PM
To who?
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