I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/oscar-pistorius.jpg

[Tadao]

He has legs.

[Pub Lover]

ROBOT LEGS DON'T COUNT

NO ONE HAS A FETISH FOR ROBOT LEGS

[Tadao]

He has human legs, just not human feet.

[Tadao]

IF I CUT OFF MY HAND AM I MISSING AN ARM?

[Tadao]

AM I?

[Tadao]

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

Automatically generated comment thread for Weekly Music Review: Beelzebubba (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/../weeklies/weekly.php?type=music&id=47).

I can't believe I have never heard of them. I'll definitely check this out.
:\

[Pub Lover]

DUDE, I AIN'T A DOCTOR OR SOME SMART GUY, THAT MAN AIN'T GOT LEGS

YOU CAN ARGUE PEDANTICS WIT YO SELF ALL NIGHT

[Tadao]

YOU MEAN "AINT GOT NO LEGS"

[Fathom Zero]

I put a new computer together and everything's coming up aces.

[Tadao]

The old Get Smart shows still make me laugh. And Barbara Feldon was so hot back then.

[MetalMilitia]

I put a new computer together and everything's coming up aces.

Did the motherboard or processor I sent work out?

I wasn't sure if they were still working properly.

[Pub Lover]

i def think going back to having a handful of record companies controlling my options is a plus :rolleyes

You're right, MTV controlling your options is much better.

So that would be Lobo as in Lobotomized?

[Fathom Zero]

The processor's borked, at least, I hope it wasn't the motherboard. I'm ordering a cheap-o Mobile Athlon XP (overclockkkkkkk) for use with it. It looks as if it all works. This one's for my mum.

[Pub Lover]

The processor's borked...
http://www.constitutioncenter.org/timeline/flash/assets/asset_upload_file2_12367.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

The processor's borked, at least, I hope it wasn't the motherboard. I'm ordering a cheap-o Mobile Athlon XP (overclockkkkkkk) for use with it. It looks as if it all works. This one's for my mum.

Yeah I figured the processor, at least, wasn't working. If you look closely you can see were the multiplier has been enabled by way of a Stanley knife, which may have killed it in the long run.

Hope that mobo is still working though. It's pretty much the best board you can get for socket A. If you can't get it to boot give me a shout and I'll try and dig out a manual.

[Fathom Zero]

I just don't know what the different sets of LEDs mean. I'm sure I could find out online somewhere.

[MetalMilitia]

I've got to go back home to my parents place tomorrow so I'll try and find the manual. Though grab me on Steam if you're having problems and I'll see if I can help.

[Pub Lover]

I'll admit a big part of his appeal WAS the fact that he's been shot, but the reason he is so rich is because the man is a money managing/investing genius.

Anyone seen the Chris Rock film Down to Earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_to_Earth_(2001_film))? Black dude dies and gets put into an old and rich white dude? That but backwards.

[Esuohlim]

!!!!
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, my boy Tom knows all about Rob Bork.

[Esuohlim]

Actually I just looked him up and got really bored reading about him :(

[Tadao]

I just jerked off to Barbara Feldman. How you guys doing?

[HickMan]

http://static.stickam.com/media/video/converted/1737/9488/2/6b9e3007-17c4-11dc-963e-3fec773ac911.flv.jpg
You're all lame

[wobzire]

Indeed we are.

[Kitsa]

We had to put my fat cat on a diet and now he's driving us nuts with demands for food.

[Pub Lover]

Indeed we are.

Fuck off. >:

[Tadao]

There can only be one I-Mock fat cat.

[Pub Lover]

:fatcatdance

[Tadao]

I wonder how fat your pussy really is. Can we see a picture of it?

[Kitsa]

I surely do hope you're talking to Pub.

[wobzire]

I think I'm at three days in a row that Pub has told me to fuck off.

[Tadao]

Seriousl, let's see how fat this cat really is.

[Pub Lover]

I thought it was only two, oh man & I was looking forward to the third. Damn. :(

[liquidstatik]

CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME CRIME

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

BETTER A CRIME THAN SUFFERING TO SEE ME POST AGAIN.

[liquidstatik]

I'M A YOUNG MONEY MILLIONAIRE
TOUGHER THAN NIGERIAN HAIR

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8907651ce47a0e/

[Pub Lover]

EYE CLICK ON AN AD "TO WIN A SOLID GOLD EYE-PHONE" AND AS PART OF IT THEY WANT ME TO ENTER MY MOBILE NUMBER TO ENTER THE DRAW?

IF EYE HAD A PHONE EYE WOULD NOT NEED TO WIN ONE FROM THE INTERNET, WOULD EYE?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1797/carltonbanksagentdd7bv2uo8.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to Pittsburgh, Pa on sunday to get out of NY. Is there anything to do there besides shopping? The Pirates don't have any home games the time I'll be there. Any ideas?

[liquidstatik]

one of those frozen Bertoli skillet dinners for two
:lol

[Esuohlim]

<3 Carlton

[Esuohlim]

<3 Carl Winslow :eek

[Esuohlim]

<3 Carl Reiner? :(

[Tadao]

I didn't get sex, but I still hung out with a beautiful girl. How was your day?

[Esuohlim]

:(

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Tadao]

I also bought a Who shirt, the new Voodoo Glow Skulls (07) and The Clash Combat Rock. I am rocking the casbah

[liquidstatik]

ahahahahahahahahahahahah
ha
heh


YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE TADAO? >:

[Tadao]

Hey, it was funny and I don't want to use the same emoticon in one day :x

[liquidstatik]

oh ok sorrry :x
wudoin?

[Tadao]

Playing guitar along with the clash and drinking Guinness. :dunkemoticon

[liquidstatik]

i just got through smokin a blunt to some z-ro :partyup

[liquidstatik]

:partyup

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

http://www.bet-the-pot.com/forum/images/smiles/boozing.gif

[Tadao]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif

[Tadao]

http://www.msn101.com/content/emoticons/blunt_FVCUA2.gif

[Pub Lover]

Come on guys, I'm in a pickle here. I have punch in the stomach and push her down stairs, both can get me in trouble and I'll do that as a last resort. I need to CTRL-AL-DEL this thing before it gets bigger. I hear they can take a punch after a few months.

Funny, but what do you actually care? So what if half your DNA is gonna be walking around spanish? You're not going to be there, Ramses.

[Tadao]

http://www.geomsn.com/data/media/47/m&m%27s%20Weed.jpg

[Tadao]

Funny, but what do you actually care? So what if half your DNA is gonna be walking around spanish? You're not going to be there, Ramses.

Because it will be jobless and lazy and want money, I already have that gig.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.freewebs.com/freaksi/hustler%20jessica%20alba%20smoking%20weed.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Because it will be jobless and lazy and want money, I already have that gig.

So what you really want is an anti-hispanic pogrom?

Pretty easy, just hire some mexicans to burn their own houses down.

[Tadao]

That may work in Texas. We have smarter Mexicans in California.

[Tadao]

London Calling is so much better than Combat Rock. I should have replaced my London Calling instead.

[Pub Lover]

My favourite part is when they come to get paid and you tell them you put the money in their houses and they run into the fire and die. :lol2

[Tadao]

I don't understand your anger at the world or your seemingly all-encompassing need to come down like a ton of bricks on silly things that don't really matter. :/ : lol84

[Tadao]

I think only 2 people believe that a mexican girl would even want anything to do with me.

[Tadao]

14.08 posts per day

I really really like Voodoo Glow Skulls, but their Mexicans. I like em so much though that I'm willing to use a capital m.

[Tadao]

Who's bday is it?

[Tadao]

MattJack (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4960) Viewing Thread
I-Mockery Chat(NOW THE PARTY IS IN HERE) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT WHITEY?

[Tadao]

http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_fight.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.disenoemergente.cl/foro_adjuntos/20061008_el_deivi_daft_punk_03.jpg

[Tadao]

This new Voodoo Glow Skulls sucks.

[Tadao]

gay.com ad banner?

[liquidstatik]

i got that one before :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This new Voodoo Glow Skulls sucks.


Should have gotten Revelucion instead.

[Tadao]

Dam, well.... I owe them money so I'll buy that one later.

[liquidstatik]

maybe you should do that with your ex, she might throw up the baby

hahahhahhahha :x

[wobzire]

Yeah that was intense. My friend just old me his retarded bitch is pregnant. god damn birthing process. does anyone hac=ve a plan to improve on this?

[HickMan]

good morning guys! Time for work!

[Kitsa]

:lol

um, perhaps I should clarify that I was feeding two people with it?

[bigtimecow]

hey hickman i'm at work too :love

KITAS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[HickMan]

I LOVE THIS GUY. I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY.

[bigtimecow]

>:

[Kitsa]

JUST DESIGNING SOME CHECKS IT'S AWESOME

[bigtimecow]

ooh la la, i've never designed a check before

sounds fun :(

[Kitsa]

I order them from a place that lets me put whatever the hell I want on them and they don't cost any more than bank checks, so that's a plus

[bigtimecow]

they're your own checks? i thought you were designing them for a company or something

still sweet though

[MetalMilitia]

Like money checks (cheques?)?

[Kitsa]

Nope, this time it was my own and not professional, but yeah. You choose 4 of your own photos and upload them.

My mom has some with cockroaches on them that actually made a couple of women scream and drop the checks.

[Kitsa]

Like money checks (cheques?)?

Yep :)

[bigtimecow]

you should make one with signatures tiled as the background :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=414017&d=1216181190

[liquidstatik]

um, perhaps I should clarify that I was feeding two people with it?

oh :x

[bigtimecow]

concept art is right :rollseyes

[liquidstatik]

wait wut i was tryin to show a picture of a fat ugly crossdresser but i guess it didnt work sorry :x

[bigtimecow]

oh it worked ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.bradandkris.com/images/Padres17May05/GrossHat.jpg

[bigtimecow]

i agree, gross :x

[HickMan]

lol

[HickMan]

I love not contributing to conversations

[liquidstatik]

I LIKE YOU

[Kitsa]

you should make one with signatures tiled as the background :eek

That's actually a really good idea.

No, these checks have a bento background. Not as exciting, but I can make a bento of damn near anything I want.:rock

[bigtimecow]

your the person with the flickr or photobucket account or something full of bento stuff then!

[Kitsa]

flickr, yeah. And one book, and then soon another one. Hopefully. If it doesn't fall through or anything.

[HickMan]

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v232/208/98/614802673/n614802673_1211820_132.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That guy's wearing some hella Lyle glasses :(

[Tadao]

Blue Oyster Cult has now fallen into the category of bands you see for free at the fair. The are playing in Santa Cruz Friday after this on the beach. 2 Years ago I saw the Fixx there. The Fixx sounded so great.

[HickMan]

That's John Adams! The Cleveland Indians drummer! He's a badass dude!

[Tadao]

Are you a drummer?

[Dixie]

You should still see them if you get the chance.
I've never gotten tired of seeing them!!

[bigtimecow]

I'M A DRUMEMR!!

[Kitsa]

I just came back from a very long walk and I have blisters but my god did that air conditioner feel good.

[bigtimecow]

i bet; my whole life i've only had fans and sometimes they suck balls

surprisingly not so bad tonight though

[Esuohlim]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/images/080716andydick.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/images/080716andydick.jpghttp://www.signonsandiego.com/news/riverside/images/080716andydick.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I love not contributing to conversations

:picklehat

[Kitsa]

andy dick's looks are starting to match how creepy he actually is.

[Tadao]

He's the guy you end up regretting hanging out with that one night.

[HickMan]

:picklehat

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/1736947112_a4f77a41bf.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.victorynetwork.org/ArtFile/CrippledGirl.JPG

[HickMan]

Guys I'm going to bed ttyl <4

[Pub Lover]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/elvis-presley-songs-heartbreak-hotel.jpg

[Dixie]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/Jamador2002/Nyquil.jpg
And how!

[liquidstatik]

I never got that fucked up off it, but I saw a faerie once :eek

[Chojin]

Careful Jeanette, AChimp might get obsessed with you and write a letter about his emotions for you and how he thinks you screwed him over. :chatter

It'll be written in Perl. :x

this made me lol bigtime :<

[MLE]

I'm glad you quoted it, cause I laughed at it, and I don't think I would have read back to last page!

[Chojin]

it was in another thread entirely

[Dixie]

One of you sign in on AIM and entertain me. I'm bored and my cold medicine is wearing off.

[Dixie]

And Seth's asleep. :(
Damn you Seth!

[Tadao]

I'm off to masturbate and then cry myself to sleep. Night.

[wobzire]

Hey guys!

[HickMan]

I'm off to masturbate and then cry myself to sleep. Night.

That's so internet :rolleyes

[wobzire]

even more so beacause it's probably true.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not scheduled to work until Sunday and I have $540. Anyone know where I can score some pot?

[HickMan]

Chicago

[HickMan]

Debuque, Iowa

[liquidstatik]

D:

[HickMan]

Arent you from Iowa? :(

[HickMan]

http://www.body-care.fr/images/BSN-Endorush-NF.gif
I'm drinking this right now

[liquidstatik]

I'm from arkansas :x

[HickMan]

m'bad dude.

I couldnt' get tickets for the midnight showing of batman so I have to go at the poopie 12:15 showing <L

[Esuohlim]

Arkansas :lol

[liquidstatik]

MASSACHUSETTS >:

[Fathom Zero]

Team Fortress 2 crashed my video card.

[Esuohlim]

MASSACHUSETTS >:

I don't live there :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

i wasn't sure :(

[MetalMilitia]

Battlefield Heroes is a really good game. It fills me with child-like joy.

[HickMan]

i wasn't sure :(

THE STATE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE

[Tadao]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/internet_serious_business.jpg

[Not You]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1051/23400pcnrussell029optpd3.jpg

[Esuohlim]

THE STATE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE

At least it's not the one that looks like a cock :x

[Kitsa]

I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere. It was disgusting, and I'm saying that with a certification in forensic entomology where I had to deal with maggots. Ugh.

Right into the shower after that one.

[Fathom Zero]

I need a drink.

[HickMan]

I saw Batman at midnight 15 and it was GOOD :x

Now I'm going to chicago for Animal Collective! Seeya guys!

Brandi, xoxo

[Fathom Zero]

On Youtube, I got a message from "emosuselim."

I thought it was MR. HILLMOUSE

[Colonel Flagg]

I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere.

Oh boy, that takes me back - about 3 years ago, we cleaned out the freezer and "forgot" about one block of ice that went in a trash can I don't normally empty regularly - yard waste mostly. A few weeks later, I noted a smell out by the shed, opened the lid of the can (big mistake) and saw hundreds of maggots crawling over the now thawed meat.

Maggots. Why did it have to be maggots?

[Guitar Woman]

Every time I see McClain's signature, I think he posted something horrendous and then Chojin had to take it down.

[Kitsa]

Yeah. When we got our certification the professor celebrated with a pig roast and white rice. I'd just spent 2 days picking maggots out of dead pigs and I ate dinner at Arby's that night.

There's just something fundamentally squirmy about maggots, I don't know what it is. It's not like they'd eat living flesh.

The one good thing was that the maggots brought the wolf spiders out of the woodwork and I had a grand old time doing away with those.

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qjo4pVpo-qg&feature=related

[Fathom Zero]

Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful

PSHAW

[ElPila666]

At least it's not the one that looks like a cock :x
which one is it? :confused:

[Tadao]

Americas wang

[ElPila666]

oh man i imagine the sexual jokes about it when Castro send cubans to live in miami back in the 80's

[Tadao]

Yeah, Cubans play with the tip too much, the shaft needs attention too.

[Fathom Zero]

I ramble a bit in this. http://torrifica.blogspot.com/2008/07/man-oh-man-im-feeling-unwell.html

Friends of mine know I have perodic bursts of inactivity and depression. This is when my facade of happiness with myself and my sarcasm fall in on themselves, revealing a deep, seething hatred for the world. Why does it have to be so goddamn boring? Why must I play the Game? Why must I be that way? Why shouldn't it just be the music that matters? Well, there comes a time when one must face said music. it's a cruel ruse. It's a momentary escape. Movies are escapes. Books. Stories. They're all alike. They fashion whimsical tales of adventure with easily visible villains, where the bad guy loses while good guy gets the girl and saves the day. Recently, it's been more of the anti-hero than a genuine one.

I saw the Dark Knight today. It wa a good movie. But for me, that's what movies are. I see through them. They are just movies. Their message of how justice is blind and somehow people rely on others to do what they find unsavoury for the "greater good" is pathetically boring. Brooding individuals may take solace in that, but I'm not one of those kinds of brooders. The message of the Joker being alone in his mindset were only partially right. While no singular person is the harbinger of chaos, it's the little things that add up.

The business man that cuts off the mother of five on the highway, causing her to slam on the brakes, smashing the rear of her car into the front of the one behind her. The mailman that drops an envelope containing a paycheck or love letter and forgets about it because "it wasn't important." The neighbor that shoots your dog. The cousin in rehab after years of smack and theft from family members. It isn't just one man. It's the darkness in ourselves. Everything we do has an adverse effect on everybody else. Don't let someone else hurt you. If you don't want true evil to win, you can't let it get to you. If a store has tom close early, it was for a reason. And even if it wasn't, what would it matter? What can one do?

And I'm not just talking about morality, either. Story in general. Lives are boring and generally lifeless. There's no more room for adventure in the world. There's none left, either, so good thing. There is nothing left unexplored by humanity. We have infested every nook and cranny of this globe. What about man vs. man? Good vs. Evil. An intersting point. I've already said how there's no real villain in the world. But why shouldn't bad win? It's easier to be, certainly. But there isn't a bad guy to fight. If you can apply a face to bad, you can do the same to good and you've got yourself a movie. You never can, though. Life isn't that intersting. No one ever is either. The only excepton I can think of was Hitler, but he's been gone a while now. Inspiring as he is, people are hardly up to a similar task. So we watch. We read. We live vicariously through characters while reading or watching T.V. We know nothing else.

But I have the distinct sense of hope. Something odd is about to happen. Something extraordinary that will buck the trends. Normal things like oil crises or religious wars will stop as something will rear it's head, be it good or bad. Change is coming, foundation shaking change that will warp the way we interpret information and see life and all of its idiotic nuances. I wait for this day. Until then, I will continue my cycle of depression/kickassery and hopefully write something that means something, anything, one day.

[Pub Lover]

Okay, so it seems my Atari 2600 is borked. Anyone want to send me theirs? I'll draw you pretty pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/bork.jpg

[Pub Lover]

HEY DYLAN!

I just watched Road House 2 and Jake Busey is my god, I love his douchey douchebaginess.
I have House party on in the background, and I think the hi top fade hairstyle is destined for a comeback any day now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/JakeBuseylikeswhathehears.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I totally saw one in the goodwill today for 20 quid.
Uh... listen Luv, unless you 'appened to wander into a shop in Britain I dun't think it was labeled in a currency that has the slang quid associated wiff it.

Huggs an' kisses, babes.

[Fathom Zero]

It's the teeth. The smile. awww... awww FUCK.

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, there's a lot of bork going around.

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7859/alexp2im.gif

[liquidstatik]

http://i37.tinypic.com/e99cav.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

That girl on the right... what's wrong with her teeth?

[liquidstatik]

she has braces they don't hurt too bad

[Fathom Zero]

I can't stand her face, but the girl on the left is quite pretty. For a mackerel.

[liquidstatik]

http://i34.tinypic.com/33kssqo.jpg

[liquidstatik]

I can't stand her face, but the girl on the left is quite pretty. For a mackerel.

i think the girl with braces is cute :(

[Fathom Zero]

You're out of your gourd. And probably breaking a few laws.

[Guitar Woman]

liquidstatik could you stop liking ugly girls for a little while please

[wobzire]

Hey guys! Working on a weekend? YOU KNOW IT!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'm not :lol

[wobzire]

well. you sure showed me.

[Shrubfest]

Wobsire, you're always working on the weekend.

[wobzire]

I know. I'm so ashamed.

[Tadao]

Hi guys! Who has two thumbs and is retired?

[wobzire]

Who?

[MattJack]

Canada has no weekends.

It's a fact.

[wobzire]

:themoreyouknow

[Tadao]

In Canada every day is a weak day.

[Tadao]

Scifi channel is only playing halfway decent movies today :(

[Fathom Zero]

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

[liquidstatik]

liquidstatik could you stop liking ugly girls for a little while please

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Starting in 26 minutes I'll be on vacation for a week! Going to get a 24 pack of IPA and go to town. Then when I get back I'll be playing some Heroes 3. Then more ale.

[ElPila666]

:(

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6100/120147043149un3.jpg

[MattJack]

:(

[liquidstatik]

http://i33.tinypic.com/28a22hx.jpg

[liquidstatik]

edited just for icockery :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2mzcg2q.jpg
>:

[Guitar Woman]

liquidstatik someday you will realize that orange 16 year olds are ugly












and go for the vampyric toned ones instead

[liquidstatik]

i admit those 2 on the left are ugly as sin but the one in the middle is hot dude :(

[Guitar Woman]

but she's not cute

[MLE]

She's actually not hot either. She has no curves. He looks like a boy with boobs. Liquid, do you like little boys with boobs?

[Guitar Woman]

You don't come here enough if you don't know the answer to that

[MLE]

It's not that I don't know the answer. I'm callin' him out.

[Guitar Woman]

he also wouldn't see that as a bad thing, so I don't know what your purpose is :<

[MLE]

Whatever it was, you've ruined it. I'm goin' to bed.

[MLE]

PS- <3

[liquidstatik]

I hope that hearts to me >:

[liquidstatik]

for being such a jerk >:

[MLE]

You didn't answer my question, liquid!

[MLE]

You need to earn your hearts!

[liquidstatik]

a little boy with boobs would be deformed, so no :x

[MLE]

hahahahahahahahahaha <3

[liquidstatik]

or fat, so still no :x

[liquidstatik]

;D

[liquidstatik]

GW what are your taste in ladies huh?

[MLE]

You'd better get those 16 year olds before your next birthday!

Edit -directed to liquid

[Guitar Woman]

GW what are your taste in ladies huh?
Kitty Genovese. :(

[MLE]

thishorsenoise: she does too have curves :(
thishorsenoise: at lest i thought boobs counted as curves :x
MLE: she's got no hips
MLE: her hips haven't even started developing
MLE: which is eww
thishorsenoise: i dont know if i told you or not
thishorsenoise: but the girls i fuck always tell me my hips stab them and it hurts :(
MLE: hahahhahaha
thishorsenoise: so if she had huge hips
thishorsenoise: we'd clash
thishorsenoise: and they'd shatter
thishorsenoise: :(
MLE: actually
MLE: larger hips make the spacing better
MLE: and gives more stability
thishorsenoise: srsly?
thishorsenoise: idk i never fucked a girl whose hips stuck out D:
MLE: you need to mature your tasted in women.
thishorsenoise: i just know girls think it's hot
thishorsenoise: until we fuck then they won't shut up
thishorsenoise: i just can't get into older women idk :(
MLE: Girls, the hips don't stick out in the front, they do on the side
MLE: cause you're a pedo
thishorsenoise: yeah but WHOSE TO JUDGE ;_;

[liquidstatik]

http://www.soundportraits.org/images/remembering_kitty_genovese-mary_ann.jpg

? :x

[Guitar Woman]

I dunno, I generally like shy, reserved, intelligent girls with pale complexions and black hair

Emos pretty much

[liquidstatik]

thats who google said Kitty Genovese was ;x

[Guitar Woman]

also fuck you

[MLE]

hahahahahahaha i was THIS CLOSE ->| |<- to posting that picture.

[liquidstatik]

emos are intelligent?

[Guitar Woman]

google is a liar I meant the dead one

[MLE]

I think he means emo or geek LOOKING girls. Kinda like you like girls who look like they're 13-14.

[Guitar Woman]

she got stabbed and
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/2/21/Tourettes-g.JPG
NO ONE GAVE A SHIT

[liquidstatik]

GW I WAS ENJOYING THIS UNTIL YOU BROUGHT THE TOURETTES GUY INTO IT

[liquidstatik]

I think he means emo or geek LOOKING girls. Kinda like you like girls who look like they're 13-14.

It's not how young they look, it's how young they feel

[Guitar Woman]

FOR CLARITY
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/KittyGenovese.JPG

YEAH SHUT UP ABOUT HER EYEBROWS YOU COCK MONGLER

[liquidstatik]

eeeeeeeww

[Guitar Woman]

to be fair I think every girl YOU'VE ever posted is gross

[liquidstatik]

at least they're still alive

[Guitar Woman]

they've only been that way for like 8 years

[liquidstatik]

thers way more videos of little girls pop lockin' droppin it on youtube than i thought there'd be :x

[liquidstatik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPZwXxQO7hs :lol

[Guitar Woman]

man, Wolfmother's new songs are ridiculously dark. I always listen to them as a remedy when I'm feeling shitty, how am I going to do that when they're playing Sabbath doom metal :<

[Shrubfest]

I ate all my jaffa cakes.

Damn.

[wobzire]

Sunday morning. at work. at 7am. so hungover still drunk, in the worst possible way. How are you guys doing?

[Shrubfest]

Shit. I hate Sundays.

It's half two, and the only thing I want to do is comfort eat chocolate due to loathing and misery.

[wobzire]

I agree! But also want sleep. sweet beautiful sleeeeppp

[Shrubfest]

Sleeps always good. Loss of conciousness=not having to be in sundays.

[wobzire]

Mmmmmm... Sounds nice.

[Guitar Woman]

I cannot sleep as I have to do half a semester's worth of homework today :<

if I fall asleep I have my siblings come and start sticking me with a thumbtack until I get up again. Effective!