I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Dont.gif

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[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/frankrnr.jpg

[Maxilor]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_tGRbgaFgWh4/R0UpFhg1hMI/AAAAAAAABi4/BglQ-JF4ggc/s400/whoa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Austin and Brian. ;)

I'm sorry I did not wish you a happy birthday, GW. However, we both knew it wouldn't be. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

My birthday present was that I got to start chainsmoking

yay

[Pub Lover]

Pictures of you sucking one down, please. :(

[pac-man]

You might want to re-word that Pub.

[Kitsa]

I doubt it.

[Asila]

:lol

[Asila]

Obama won :o

[Tadao]

I'm sure America is a better place because of it :\

[Asila]

SARCASM

[Sam]

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

[Tadao]

:lol

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[Esuohlim]

lol, McCain's Wikipedia page

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2108/mccainfs3.png

[RaNkeri]

lol :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM IS FUNNY

RANKERI YOU PUNK SHIT

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[Asila]

IT AIRED TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TIME ZONE, IT SHOULD COME ON AFTER FUTURAMA

[pac-man]

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

I'm leaving.

[kahljorn]

if things get worse im leaving :(

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[pac-man]

I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

[Fathom Zero]

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

[Dixie]

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

[Grislygus]

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

[Grislygus]

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

[Tadao]

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

[Grislygus]

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

[Esuohlim]

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/scan0026.jpg

[Grislygus]

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

[Grislygus]

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

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[Grislygus]

Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

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[Grislygus]

And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

[Esuohlim]

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

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[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

[Grislygus]

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

[Pub Lover]

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

[Grislygus]

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

[RaNkeri]

I can still see it :/

[Pub Lover]

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

[Grislygus]

Actually, I like the sound of that

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[Guitar Woman]

I go crazy for girls with black hair and pale skin :(

[Pub Lover]

Who doesn't like a goth?

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[Pub Lover]

Not many eight year old goths though, so you're aight.

[Pub Lover]

Now that Michael Crichton is dead, should I read one of his books? :rolleyes

I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days >:

HAHA, REMEMBER WHEN SAM HAD HIS GIRLFRIEND STOLEN AND HE WAS REALLY DEPRESSED? :goodtimes

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[Pub Lover]

Shrub or Budda? :eek

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[Shrubfest]

Yay for me.

[Pub Lover]

Oh hey, now that you're here. Miss Shrub, could use your camwhore powers to recreate that little finger waving thing Rankeri keeps posting? That is assuming you do not have him (or me) on ignore, most everyone already does.

Please. :orgasm

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[Pub Lover]

Yeah, you would. ;)

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[Pub Lover]

:blush

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[Shrubfest]

Pub, i don't know if i would dare.

it could end up being anything...

[RaNkeri]

Im Zweiten Weltkrieg betrug das Durchschnittsalter der Kampfsoldaten sechsundzwanzig.
In Vietnam war est neunzehn

I-i-i-i-i-n Vietnam war est neunzehn

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[RaNkeri]

YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN! >:

[Tadao]

Shrub, pictures of you sucking on a cock please.

[Tadao]

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Wasn't she like 16 or something?

[Pub Lover]

Shrub, pictures of you sucking on a cock please.

Tadao's cock preferably. ;)

[Shrubfest]

I haven't got Tadao's cock nearby.

This could be a problem.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Stupid ocean.

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[Shrubfest]

With you attatched or not?

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[Shrubfest]

How much can you afford in postage?

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[Grislygus]

Wasn't she like 16 or something?

Eighteen, dammit, I didn't get that bad

[Shrubfest]

Want me to go get it valued?

[Shrubfest]

n/m

[Grislygus]

Lost your chance, liquid

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[Grislygus]

Naw, you only lost your chance when you admitted it

Unless you couldn't get it back up by the time she arrived :eek

[Pub Lover]

HAHA, CALIFORNIA VOTED YES ON PROP EIGHT, NEXT STEP IS PUSHING SAN FRANCISCO INTO THE OCEAN

[Grislygus]

I'm actually kinda glad I bailed on that place for now

Besides, moving to fucking Oregon let me vote against Proposition 58, that combined with voting for Obama made it weirdly satisfying, as if I'd kicked Strom Thurmond in the nuts

[Grislygus]

Speaking of politics, have you been watching the Gordon/Brown tiff over whose party is the most like Obama? :lol

[Pub Lover]

Gordon/Brown?

They're doing that here too, and we have our own election on Saturday. Everyone is on the Obama train.

[Grislygus]

Gordon Brown and David Cameron

[Grislygus]

I bet the BNP is shitting their collective trousers right about now


just wait until America's majority will be asian and hispanic, the teasucking porridgepoppers'll explode from an overload of white supremacist xenophobia :lol

[MetalMilitia]

To be fair the BNP hate plenty of white people too - mostly eastern Europeans.

[Tadao]

HAHA, CALIFORNIA VOTED YES ON PROP EIGHT, NEXT STEP IS PUSHING SAN FRANCISCO INTO THE OCEAN

That is so gay.

[Guitar Woman]

I think every time someone says ****** it should be wordfiltered to "president"

[pac-man]

Not a bad idea, GW, but it may screw up the song dedications thread.

[Guitar Woman]

Speaking of which, "I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt was on the radio this morning.

I smiled :<

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/matson.jpg

To be fair the BNP hate plenty of white people too - mostly eastern Europeans.

They don't count as real white people

filthy lithuanian bastards

[Aaarg]

Jimmy Carl Black died a few days ago. What the fuck.

I know it would have been headline news if not for all the election stuff, I mean, it's Jimmy Carl Black.

REST IN PEACE INDIAN OF THE GROUP.

[Grislygus]

Oh shit

Crichton, Black, so who's gonna be the last to croak

[Aaarg]

I hope it isn't Bernie Mac.

[Tadao]

I hope it's Mike Judge

[Aaarg]

Mike Judge on Tadao: that boy ain't right.

[Grislygus]

Bernie Mac
died too far back

[Pub Lover]

Who the hell is this guy?

[Grislygus]

I don't know, but he has an inked picture under his name

[Esuohlim]

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush

Oh now you've gone and done it

[Grislygus]

YEAH


WHAT NOW, BOY

[Esuohlim]

I go crazy for girls with black hair and pale skin :(

Yeah but goth girls are fucking awful

[Guitar Woman]

Only fat ones.

So, all of them.

[Esuohlim]

Exactly :x

[Esuohlim]

My megacrush is not only the embodiment of everything I find attractive in a girl physically, but she is also an atheist chemical engineering major whose limited list of interests on facebook include Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Achewood, the X-Files, They Might Be Giants, and video games.

And I want her baaaaaaaaad :(

[Esuohlim]

So fuck you Gus and your trophy jew girlfriend I hope you have many happy months ahead of you until you read about how I stole her away from you in a thread I'll create :picklehat

[Grislygus]

I just designed a tattoo for her and she's going absolutely nuts over it :picklehat

[Misdemonar]

whoa my sig is pretty red today.

[Grislygus]

CAN YOU DO TATTOOS, SCIENCE BOY

CAN YOU

[Esuohlim]

I can make a girl twitch hell of all over the place with my tongue :eek

[Pub Lover]

WHEN ANY OF YOU LADIES GROW A DICK, BE SURE TO POST A PICTURE OF IT

THEN YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL BE ALLOWED TO CRY ABOUT YOUR FAKE GIRL PROBLEMS

UNTIL THEN, KEEP IT IN LOVELINE, YOU STUPID BITCHES

[Asila]

im baked

NO SHIT

[Aaarg]

farp

[Guitar Woman]

That's not on fire.

[Aaarg]

ps
http://cnparm.home.texas.net/Subj/PosadaDonQ.jpg

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

Holy shit, another response out of Pub today :eek

You don't get to be a recluse on the internet, that's reserved for real life

[Pub Lover]

HOORAY FOR WORSENING PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND HAVING ALL OF YOUR ADDRESSES NOTED DOWN IN A BOLD FONT

[Grislygus]

I've got a case of drop tops in the garage for when you show up, so make sure to pick them up after you take me out

[Asila]

I have a song from a commercial stuck in my head >:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

[kahljorn]

some guy from one of my high schools used to write people's names down in black book :O often in the middle of class or a strenuous exercise

[Guitar Woman]

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3716/justasplannedbt0.jpg

[Tadao]

Rape

[RaNkeri]

BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAACK BOOOOOOOOOOOK! :x

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/11/06/1425018848_74d2877a81_o.jpg

[MattJack]

Is that Richard Gere's bedroom?

ZING

[Tadao]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9011/thwompthevoteposterhr2.jpg

[Asila]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5819/06karibyronsharkbikiniradiobelly800x600ix0.jpg

:love

[Tadao]

Wowza

[Asila]

LOOK AT HER I MEAN REALLY

[Asila]

scientific AND hot? I think I'd rape that.

[Tadao]

i kinda like blur so i can't really give a straight answer to that ;_;

ok only song 2 but still i really like that song

Same here Willie, same here.

[Asila]

They just re-released Sleeping Beauty on DVD. Why do I care? Because when I was a kid, we had a break-in, and one of the things they stole was the VCR that had my favourite movie in it SLEEPING BEAUTY.

So yeah, I'll probably fag-out and buy that and CRY

[executioneer]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9011/thwompthevoteposterhr2.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/1101080128-1.jpg
mamma mia

[Asila]

<3

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Dixie]

<3
Ditto.

[Asila]

hey willie the ladies of I-mock would like a word with you

[Tadao]

They need you to lay some pipe :wink

[Asila]

WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU HELP US LAY SOME PIPE AS TADAO SAYS

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.obituary.cc/photos/fallen/layne_staley.jpg


HURK DEAD

[Guitar Woman]

Why do all the best artists OD on heroin after making, like, 3 years worth of music

[Asila]

BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTAND THAT BEAUTY COMES FROM SEEING THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY?

or becuase they're crackheads, jeez

[Tadao]

They don't all die.

[Asila]

Some of them just get so weirded out that they become living vegetables?

[Guitar Woman]

Or they just start making shitty music

[Asila]

that too

[Tadao]

Miles Davis did not make shitty music after 3 years. Neither did Lou Reed. Just shut up if you don't know what you are talking about.

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[Asila]

TADAO

HEY

HEY TADAO

DON'T FUCK WITH ME TONIGHT I DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE BUT I'M HELLA FEISTY

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye I wasn't talking about those guys, fag

[Tadao]

Why do all the best artists OD on heroin after making, like, 3 years worth of music

:rolleyes

[Asila]

YOU'RE A FAG

[Guitar Woman]

All referring to people I listen to regularly

[Asila]

FAG

[Asila]

I love you guys all of you, I mean it

[Tadao]

I love you guys all of you, I mean it

:rolleyes

[Asila]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

GANGBANG ON ASILA

[Asila]

BRING IT MY TITS ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ANYWAY

[Tadao]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k253/killthewabbit/aghetto/remiqnet_9530.jpg

[Asila]

HAHA

[Guitar Woman]

that is adorable :<

[Asila]

yeah

[Asila]

http://us3kids.com/cblog/uploads/kittens.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.ustream.tv/flash/live/317016

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[Tadao]

lol

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[Big Papa Goat]

:O
I might have to buy it just because I've lost most of my dvds :(
It better have commentary with Jon Benjamen on every show.

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[Tadao]

That is expensive :O

[Tadao]

How many seasons were there anyways?

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[Tadao]

its on now in Cali and did you get my IM?

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[Dixie]

I ask again,
ENTERTAIN MEEEEEE!

[Dixie]

http://www.jerriblank.com/swc-movie_ew_042806_sm.jpg

[Dixie]

Happy Birthday Mew!

[kahljorn]

hay i just woke up ;o

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[MattJack]

where all the white womerns at?

[Tadao]

Happy Birthday Mew!

2nded

[Dixie]

White womens here?
Pffft, bitch please.

[Tadao]

Cracka lacka

[Dixie]

http://www.myspacepranks.com/myspace-pranks-pictures/Untitled-11.gif

[Dixie]

you guys know better than to leave me in here by myself by now...

[Asila]

S'UP

[Dixie]

It's supposed to be a nice day outside today.

[Dixie]

I'm going for a walk now.
I shall return when all the leaf piles in my neighborhood are destroyed!

[Tadao]

This thread deserves to be derailed.
I'm doing it a favor by attempting to euthanize it.

I already said :hat
:(

[Tadao]

I'm going for a walk now.
I shall return when all the leaf piles in my neighborhood are destroyed!

In Fresno there was street where people had one night piled leaves out past the curb onto the actual street. They where as tall as a car hood and I was drunk coming back from a bar driving my girl home. Needless to say I drove through every pile. Dumb people.

[Dixie]

I already said :hat
:(
You expect me to actually read that thread?
Pfffffffft

And it only took one lap for me to destroy the leaf piles, then I saw Jim's car and came home.
Lazy bitches need to rake their yards!

[Grislygus]

Hang on Carnie, I'll fetch you a distraction

[Grislygus]

PHOTOS FROM GLORIOUS, SUNNY OREGON

COME FOR THE FRESH FISH, STAY FOR THE WEATHER

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0040.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0039.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0049.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0052.jpg

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http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0044.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I live there!

[Grislygus]

It's actually kind of cool that it's weather patterns are an exact clone of Scotlands' :(

[Sam]

IS YOUR CAMERA EMO?

[Tadao]

Go cry emo camera

[Tadao]

Power outages make go for walks and play guitar :(

[Dixie]

Oregon obviously needs some goats on fire or something.

[Sam]

SO POWER OUTAGES MAKE YOU EMO?

[Tadao]

Yeah, I guess so!

[Tadao]

Tonight I'm gonna party like this page # is 1999

[Tadao]

Next page has a 2k bug :eek

[Sam]

oh god

[Sam]

this is exciting

[Dixie]

I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman.

[Tadao]

I don't want page 2000 it reminds me of Americas failure to bring the world to it's knees. I believe we were the ones to decide to remove 19 from the year to save on bytes.

[Tadao]

I believe in Frankenstein, I don't believe in his monster though.

[Dixie]

I took a shower. My BO is gone.
I miss it.
:(
It was like a ghost that followed me, a ghost of early fall sweat.
I had named him Alabaster.
Poor Alabaster.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/attack.jpg

:eek



IS YOUR CAMERA EMO?

Screw off, can't help it if Oregon is one big gloomy-ass foresty craphole


It may very well be though, it's an expensive piece of machinery being used by a retarded monkey

[RaNkeri]

Who's the gal with the umbrella?

[Dixie]

I just found out that Swedish people set straw goats on fire for Christmas.
I'm so visiting Swedeland one day.

[Grislygus]

The new girlfriend, again

[Tadao]

Screw off, can't help it if Oregon is one big gloomy-ass foresty craphole

You know where Eureka is? I was there for 15 years, that is a craphole as well. All that grey rainy weather made me seriously angry.

[Grislygus]

Wait, seriously?

Swedes are badass :(

[Tadao]

Damit gus, I wanna see this gal!

[Grislygus]

The upside of the rain is that it makes the locals hide in their homes

Wait, you lived in Eureka? Ew, dude, I'm sorry :(

[Dixie]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/1218goat.jpg
Oregon needs one of these, that would make it cool.

[Tadao]

Yeah Eureka sucks :X My wife is still there.

[Grislygus]

Oregon needs paganism in general, I only know one who lives here

She once made an undertaker storm out of her class when she informed him that the bible wasn't written in English

[Dixie]

I thought you guys had pagans.
I know some wiccans up there.



Ok so I know that doesn't really count.
But aren't hippies like the same thing?
Or is that still the grunge smell wafting about?

[Tadao]

NOFX's El Hefe bought out and abandoned club in Eureka and used to have rad shows. Fishbone was there all the time. But the local club got them shut down and kicked out because they are gay and jealous. For about 6 months we had some great shows :(

[Grislygus]

Yeah, I was gonna say, wiccans are kinda gay

[Grislygus]

I've actually heard older rock-type dudes telling stories about that club

I'm crushed it's not there, there's nothing to do in this state

[Dixie]

At least you guys have the elusive Tree Octopus. We've just got Bigfoot and Wampus Cats.

[Tadao]

MOMMAS FEEDING HER PUPS ON PUPPY CAM!

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.46.swf?cid=317016

[Dixie]

I see puppy butt!

[Tadao]

Everybody at my freinds work has puppy cam on. When I was doing tch support, I used to have 3 animal cams on all the time. A guinea pig, a cat, and a panda cam.

[RaNkeri]

Helan går, sjung hopp,
fa-de-ral-lan-lal-lan lej!
Helan går, sjung hopp,
fa-de-ral-lan lej!
Och den som inte halvan tar,
han heller inte helan får.
Helan går!
Sjung hopp, fa-de-ral-lan-lej!

[Asila]

I dated a swedish guy once, all he wanted to do was argue politics.

[Tadao]

PUPPYFIGHT

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