I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

I ALSO GRADUATED IN 95 :(

[executioneer]

...SORT OF

[kahljorn]

I NEVER GRADUATED :O :O :O

now the power cable for my laptop or some shit isn't working ;/ ELX SAID THIS STORM WOULD JUST BLOW OVER YET SO FAR ITS DESTROYED: MY INTERNET, TWO LIGHT FIXTURES AND NOW MY POWER CABLE. UNBELIEBABLE

[executioneer]

STAB RECEPTIONIST

USE SARCASM ON RECEPTIONIST

[executioneer]

also i think that storm is god's way of saying he's a leno fan :( FUCKING JERK

[Zhukov]

I graduated from grade 5 in 1995.

Also; search remains of stabbed receptionist.

[Colonel Flagg]

I graduated in 95.

I'm so fucking old :(

No. No, you're not. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I need to get more gol-darned sleep. :hypno

[Zhukov]

You only need 5 hours sleep a day. I get about 5 or six and I only sometimes seriously injure myself through inattention at work.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I graduated from grade 5 in 1995.


:HIGHNINETYFIVE

[Colonel Flagg]

You only need 5 hours sleep a day. I get about 5 or six and I only sometimes seriously injure myself through inattention at work.

Well, now that certainly is reassuring. :\

[Zhukov]

I ggogled to see what else happened in 1995, but it's mostly murders, accidents, Christopher Reeve, Win95 and genocide. Of interest though is that Mississippi (...oh, it's two Ps) abolished slavery in 1995.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Of interest though is that Mississippi (...oh, it's two Ps) abolished slavery in 1995.

They had a lot going on...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Mississippi_Burning.jpg

[captain516]

Why do all the important people have green names now?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why do all the important people have green names now?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

edit: Actually, I thought MattJack was a mod too.

[Tadao]

I got married in 95

[The Leader]

also i think that storm is god's way of saying he's a leno fan :( FUCKING JERK
I'm pretty sure it's his way of punishing man for abandoning Coco.

[Fathom Zero]

Pt9IywzmnI8

[Chojin]

why are mods and up bright green now

who is responsible for this

imo admins should be red

make this happen

[Grislygus]

I FINALLY LANDED AN JOB INTERVIEW I'M GOING I NEED LUCK NOW NOW NOW NOW GIVE IT

[Chojin]

I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE

[Tadao]

gud ruck

[MarioRPG]

Oh so mods are green now so we know who the snitches are

[Tadao]

Should have just gone full blown gay with neon pink instead of neon green.

[Tadao]

blah blah blah

[Tadao]

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2010/01/22/icedance-pd.jpg

[Grislygus]

FUCK

I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST

I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF

[Tadao]

I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.

[Grislygus]

I'M NOW OFFICIALLY A B-STUDENT AT LIFE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?

[Tadao]

Answers after you post those pms

[Grislygus]

The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD

Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good

[Tadao]

Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

[Kitsa]

Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.

[Grislygus]

Some of them ran away :lol

Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test :\

One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out

[Fathom Zero]

Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

:lol

[Grislygus]

Some of the questions pissed me off, though.

LOOK AT THE CHART.

1_________
2_________
3_________
4_________
5_________

Write the name of the homeowner in space 1. Write the name of the spouse in space 2. Write the names of any children, oldest to youngest, in space three. Other relatives go in space 4. Lodgers/Renters go in space five.

What name goes in space 2?

A. Todd, the homeowner
B. Nina, his niece
C. Richard, the renter
D. Maria, his daughter

WHAT

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.

[Grislygus]

He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in

INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL

[Tadao]

there should be a E right? E is the spouse.

[Grislygus]

No E's in that section

[Tadao]

But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!

[Grislygus]

It's government work, whaddaya 'spect

[Tadao]

It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.

[Grislygus]

DAMMAT

[executioneer]

ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN

[executioneer]

THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)

edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow

[bigtimecow]

today i got willie's cookies

:love you

[executioneer]

YAY :eek

[executioneer]

I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER

[Sam]

Willie makes awesome cookies. :eek

I still owe him for the ones I received. :x

[kahljorn]

My computer now has less than 20% life :( I"M SORRY GUYS BUT IM GOING TO BE LEAVING YOU FOR A WHILE :TEARS

[kahljorn]

GOOD BYE MY FRIENDS I WILL MISS YOU

[kahljorn]

MAYBE ILL BE BACK TOMORROW THOUGH CAUSE I MIGHT JUST FIX MY PHONELINE MYSELF

[liquidstatik]

..

[WhiteRat]

Don't do anything. Just continue living your life never caring or minding these so called "taxes".

[liquidstatik]

..

[kahljorn]

it probably doesn't matter so much unless you would owe the government money.

i think there's a way to file backtaxes though just talk to some tax dudes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You can file backtaxes and you're in the clear as long as you don't owe anything. I never got my taxes done from last year so I have to file this and last years again.

[Kitsa]

I knew someone who didn't pay taxes for years at a stretch and collected the letters from the IRS and state in his trunk, where they molded.

[WhiteRat]

You can file backtaxes and you're in the clear as long as you don't owe anything. I never got my taxes done from last year so I have to file this and last years again.

If you don't owe the government any money you have up to 3 years to file back taxes and get a refund back.

I know this for a fact because 4 months ago I filed my 2006 taxes and received a cool $1300 back.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I better get on that then.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[WhiteRat]

Helsinki Ice, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

TURKU MOTHERFUCKER

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

Today I found out how heavy water is when you carry a load of laundry up six flights of stairs.

[Guitar Woman]

I ordered an herbal smoking blend saturated with synthetic cannabinoids. They came in the mail today!

Smoked 6 bowls of it over the last hour, doesn't do shit. Fucking bananna-smoking erowid assholes.

The weird thing was that Vinny Todd Buttafuoco swears it works, and he doesn't fuck around. So, either I got ripped off or he's trollin'.

[bigtimecow]

what? salvia you rere

[Fathom Zero]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU, BUT YOU COULD NOT BE FOUUUUUUUND

[Guitar Woman]

what? salvia you rere
It's not salvia; it's a bunch of herbs saturated with synthetic cannabinoids that are supposed to get you high like weed without containing any substances like THC that get you in trouble during drug tests.

I bought it because I was curious about weed, but can't be arsed to go and make nice with a guy who knows a guy. Anyway, I mad

[Grislygus]

what the hell do you mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy", just go to a party for chrissakes

unless you have cocksucker friends who wont pass it along

[Grislygus]

whaddaya mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy"? Just go to a damn party

[Grislygus]

GOD MY PHONE HATES INTERNET

[Guitar Woman]

The other truth is that I don't have any friends, except one who I don't talk to anymore and is friends with a bunch of fat mexican chicks who want to jump my bones

Basically, I'm not the first person who'd know where to find a party, and none of my friends really are either

I guess I could just buy seeds from a headshop and grow my own weed, but fuck that, too, I'd rather get more opiates.

[Tadao]

MEDICAL MARIJUANA LICENSE wtf

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Tadao

[bigtimecow]

didn't you say something about fat mexican girls? clearly they can get you weed

[Grislygus]

this is true

ENGAGE AND BEWARE OF PRICE GOUGING

[Sam]

SMOKE WEED

[executioneer]

GW I COULD PROB. GET YOU WEED I KNOW HELL OF POTHEADS

[kahljorn]

IF YOU GROW WEED ITLL TAKE LIKE THREE MONTHS SO YOU SHOULD PROLLY JUSt FIND SOMEONE COOl TO BUY IT FROM/PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE AND GO TO THE OREgon CANNABIS CLUB ;/

TIPS FOR BUYING GOOD WEED: MAKE SURE IT DOESNT HAVE SEEDS/LOOK ALL FLAT/SMASHED AND COW PATTYISH. MAKE SURE IT SMELLS LIKE SKUNKS OR CANDY OR COFFEE NOT GRASS ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES grASSY SMELLING WEED IS OK BUT ITS A GAMBLE. ALSO IF ITS ALL DENSE THAT HELPS TOO BUT ITS NOT NECESSARY. ALSO IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE ITS COATED IN SUGAR WHich ARE CRYSTAls AND It Should HAVe prettY BRIGHT HAIRS (ALTHOUGH ITS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS) AND it SHOULDNt BE DARK COLORED GREEN. SOMETIMES IF ITS TOO LIGHT GREENISH IT IS SOMETIMES HARVESTED EARLY SO YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT TOO, BUT USUALLY itS OKAY. THESE ARE JUST GENERAL GUIDELINES GOOD WEED CAN SOMETIMES TRANScEND ALL OF THIS :O DEFNITLEY WATCH OUT FOR SEEDS/BAD ASMELSLSDS COWPATTYISHNESS
WILLIE PROLLY KNOWS SOME PEOPLE WITH goOD WEED :O

[elx]

or you could just like not. you know, save your cash and potentially your ass.

[Zhukov]

I get absolutely brain melting migraines, and people keep telling me I should smoke pot.

First of all, I don't want to fucking smoke pot. Second, if I can't see, have lost feeling and function to half of my body, can't speak, can barely move other than to squirm and scream in pain, how am I supposed to smoke pot?

Nobody answer. I don't want to smoke fucking pot.

[elx]

my friends always tell me i should smoke pot, because it's not a "big deal and i wont get in trouble", but that's such bullshit here. we have a thing where they put all of the mugshots taken in the last week up online and on the news and over half of our arrests are marijuana related.

it's always listed as possession and it's usually combined with stuff like with driving while impaired, reckless endangerment, probation violation, drug paraphernalia, trafficking marijuana, selling a controlled substance, controlled substance within 300 ft of a school, etcetc. by the time they're done stacking up charges for the hell of it, some of these kids are in 5-10 years.

there are a lot of things you should consider GW, like whether or not you are heavily susceptible to addictions and how your local area treats it. :\

[kahljorn]

Zhukov, they make drinks, pills, foods, candies and i think patches and shit you can take instead of smoking it (although they prolly dont have a lot of that stuff in australia). but do whatever you feel comfortable with. Personally, if I have a headache -- although its not really quite a migraine -- and I smoke I usually feel a lot better.

GW lives in Oregon (I think) where its practically legal. Where I live (california) if you get caught with under an ounce of weed you just get a misdeamenor charge which is like an 80 dollar fee -- a slap on the wrist.

Also elx, you're an idiot. Just shut up. I hate you. You're so stupid. Most of the stuff you listed has nothing to do with pot but with selling/being an idiot on it. Also "some of these kids?" Ok. Smoking weed and selling it isn't the same thing, yet you are wiling to consider them as a whole and transfer the penalties of the whole onto a smaller part which doesn't carry the same penalties. This is called a fallacy of division.
:BASICREASONINGSKILLS :lol

"GW i should warn you that you shouldn't even consider buying a gun. Many people who have guns end up going to jail for possession of an unlicensed fire arm, concealing a weapon, farting in public, and murder I. Some of these kids end up serving 10-50 years in jail, maybe even life or the death penalty! These are some things you should consider."

OMGWHATAMIDOINGIVEBEENSETUP

[elx]

you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes. all i said to him was to make sure he thinks about it and considers the things that are relevant to him and only him, yet i'm the stupid one?

i hope to fucking god that you never reproduce, but i presume that you're as selfish as you are retarded, so there goes that!

[Zhukov]

I've been prescribed morphine for my headaches, and all it does is make me sleepy rather than stop the pain. I don't take anything for them now. I don't know whether pot would do anything, however, that's not the reason I don't want to try it.

I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. If it was legal I still wouldn't take it, try it or find it less annoying.

[Zhukov]

you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes. all i said to him was to make sure he thinks about it and considers the things that are relevant to him and only him, yet i'm the stupid one?

i hope to fucking god that you never reproduce, but i presume that you're as selfish as you are retarded, so there goes that!

:lol

Wait wait wait, GW is a KID? Well I didn't know that.

Also, if Kahl were to reproduce I would be pretty amazed.

[elx]

why would you be amazed? parenthood among irresponsible dumbfucks is a popular trend these days.

and yes, GW is still very young.

[kahljorn]

He already does opiates (PROLLY WORSE THAN WEED) and said that he wants to buy some but can't find it, not JUST that he was curious. In fact he already ordered something that is supposed to have the same affect as weed.
Elx, you're stupid because none of the shit you said makes any sense; I'm stupid because I told a kid who was already interested in weed how to get good stuff instead of bad stuff. Basically, I'm stupid because I give people good information and you're stupid because you say stupid shit. I'll take the former.
he's not a kid he's over 18; older than you are I think.

Elx I'm sure you'll have kids but not because you want to. it'll start the night you turn 20something and you finally get over being a prudish cunt so you can pretend to be better than people on the internet, and you'll be desperate to make up for all the years you denied yourself any sort of fun or pleasure so you'll get really drunk and fuck every guy in a bar for like years. You'll finally get pregnant and then you'll be too pretentious and "good" to get an abortion and you'll go back to being a prude until after you have the kid and then you will become addicted to prescription medicines to escape the fact that you've wasted your life in every way possible.

insults by elx: YOURE GONNA HAVE KIDS

[kahljorn]

"I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. "

If you didn't smoke it and ingested it in another form you wouldn't smell like it and do you find people's grandmothers who take it for their glaucoma to be annoying cause thats kind of mean. they're grandmas for christs sake!

[executioneer]

grandmas smell either way

[kahljorn]

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt152/maryannkopp/iug.jpg
I guess that should say CHILREN

[Fathom Zero]

GW is a few months older than me, I'd wager.

[bigtimecow]

is this seriously what the fuck we're talking about

yesterday someone posts a video of jizz in my pants and now one member is telling another member they hope they don't reproduce. are you guys fucking 15?

SMOKE WEED, DRINK UNDERAGE, PIRATE VIDEO GAMES, AND STEAL PORN FUCK YOU

[RaNkeri]

GODDAMN

[Sam]

FUCKING HELL

[Tadao]

Hey Tadao

Sup dood

[Tadao]

Zhukov, I've heard that there isn't really anything they have found yet to relieve migraines. I've never had one so I've never looked into it, but I've had a few friends get them and they have said that nothing anyone tells them to do or try helps.

:(

[Tadao]

Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Rankeri, you fat fucking fuck faced fatty

[Tadao]

everyone else is left out for a reason YOU KNOW WHY >:

[Sam]

>:

[Guitar Woman]

I just read the last page of this thread.

lolwut?

[Tadao]

you should huff poop

[RaNkeri]

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Guitar Woman]

let me see if I can address this clusterfuck in any sort of order

there are a lot of things you should consider GW, like whether or not you are heavily susceptible to addictions and how your local area treats it.
It's literally impossible to become addicted to marijuana. Not in the same way you could be addicted to, oh, heroin, wherein you become physically sick when going for too long without it. Anyone who has ever told you that you can become a marijuana addict is a fucking liar and should be punched directly in the dick. Speaking of heroin, marijuana also won't cause heroin to materialize in front of you and proceed to force you to inject it into your eyeballs. I am saying this in case your DARE officer couldn't be arsed to even repeat false information and just showed everyone in your class Reefer Madness while he went to do something less demeaning.

you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes.
I am not addicted, I could quit any time I want. Cigarettes and alcohol and all the other loverly substances I put into my system are just so fucking fantastic that, why would I ever want to?

I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. If it was legal I still wouldn't take it, try it or find it less annoying.
I generally think along these lines, it's just that, if mankind has been toking up for thousands of years, I should at least trust our entire lineage and check out what I'm missing before I denounce an entire subculture and the drug they revolve around.

Also, I'm 19, and fuck you, elx, I'm not taking the advice of a fucking Degrassi character.

You remind me of another 16 year old girl on my other forum. She recently pulled the stick out of her ass and started a love affair with Southern Comfort. She is much more pleasant to be around!

[Guitar Woman]

Jenkem is da best

[Tadao]

Jenkem is the shit

[executioneer]

IT CERTAINLY IS, POINTED WINK

[Chojin]

You can become mentally addicted to pretty much anything, but it's true that physical dependencies don't form from marijuana.

However if elx was asking you about addictive personality symptoms she was probably referring to the mental aspect.

[Tadao]

Also don't forget to wear a sweater or you might catch a cold and die.

[Guitar Woman]

In that case, no, I don't have an addictive personality.

I don't really believe in mental addiction at all, since I'm an adaptive motherfucker, and I've come off physically addictive medications before without much effort.

Granted, I probably could have used the speed, but that shit's neuro-toxic.

[Tadao]

I'll say, I hate being around you.

[Guitar Woman]

u mad?

[Tadao]

If I was mad I would ignore you instead of engage you in fisticuffs. :(

[Kitsa]

Has anyone else's mouth gone numb after chewing a certain type of gum? Because I chewed a piece of Trident Sweet Mint, my mouth felt like I'd just gotten a shot at the dentist's, and that shit was pretty freaky.

[Tadao]

That's odd, don't chew anymore of it.

[Kitsa]

I definitely won't. I brushed my teeth, used mouthwash, drank a huge glass of gatorade and ate something, and in about half an hour it went away.

[Wiffles]

maybe its an allergic reaction of some sort. @@

[Tadao]

try it on a neighbor kid and see what happens

[Kitsa]

yeah, but then I'd have to interact with the neighbor kid. No thanks.

[Babs]

Is the neighbors kid allergic to mutual touching?

[bigtimecow]

lol gatorade in a glass

[Kitsa]

The gallon was a bit much for me at once.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LICK IT OFF OF SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING IT AND PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS BECAUSE IT SEEPS OUT OF THEIR PORES IN A VARIETY OF NEON COLORS

[Kitsa]

That "float like a butterfly, float, float, float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee, bee, sting like a bee" commercial annoys the piss out of me.

[kahljorn]

Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

she's too small i would probably end up murdering her ;/

plus I can't keep it up when I'm banging pretentious girls, she'd probably wear a monocole and the entire time lecture me on how I should be doing it in the appropriate missionary style and how I'm not doing the missionary position right because my penis isn't at the exact pre-determined angle I dunno dude it seems like too much work. I'd probably have to google for like five hours before i could even have sex with her.

[elx]

Also, I'm 19, and fuck you, elx, I'm not taking the advice of a fucking Degrassi character.

yeah you'd just like to be one :rolleyes:

[elx]

and also i am not a prude in any way shape or form, and if that's how i came across it's ya'lls own fault imo -

when i started here i was good to just draw shit out, but almost everyone complained about it being annoying. so, i started using words but then you guys bitched about me not contributing anything and just being a character. so, i started saying serious stuff and tried to keep the sarcasm down but then i became a pretentious know-it-all, so i stopped. then you guys bitched about me just being nice to make everyone like me, so i was like k screw that shit and from there on to here i've completely avoided being nice and started saying whatever i felt like, then you guys still bitched, so i left!

but then i came back and saw that you guys noticed i was gone and some of you actually had enjoyed my presence here, so i stuck around, but then i get pms from like sherlock homo telling me to buzz off and SO ON to what is currently happening so i am sorry if you don't like it, but you guys won't be happy with anything because you're whiny little bitches and i already tried:(

[Wiffles]

aww dont mind them, People like to heckle, but they really love you, and wish they were like you ^.^

[Grislygus]

blablablablaBLABLAHNAOWnolonger interested in getting up to speed on the chat thread

how yalldoin

[Fathom Zero]

I like you elx. You too, Wiffles. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

wudoin gris

[Grislygus]

Writing more crap and laughing at the Racial Slur Database

I really, really adore how slurs like "Ape" and "Ace of Spades" are supposedly "self explanatory", and how the database assures us that the Chinese actually did use to eat their babies

[bigtimecow]

i start classes tomorrow mother fuckers :eek

[Grislygus]

Congrajamulations, I guess

[Kitsa]

By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

:hypno

[Tadao]

when i started here i was good to just draw shit out, but almost everyone complained about it being annoying. so, i started using words but then you guys bitched about me not contributing anything and just being a character. so, i started saying serious stuff and tried to keep the sarcasm down but then i became a pretentious know-it-all, so i stopped. then you guys bitched about me just being nice to make everyone like me, so i was like k screw that shit and from there on to here i've completely avoided being nice and started saying whatever i felt like, then you guys still bitched, so i left!

but then i came back and saw that you guys noticed i was gone and some of you actually had enjoyed my presence here, so i stuck around, but then i get pms from like sherlock homo telling me to buzz off and SO ON to what is currently happening so i am sorry if you don't like it, but you guys won't be happy with anything because you're whiny little bitches and i already tried:(


Now you should try being yourself.

[Tadao]

By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

:hypno

I wanna see you belly :(

[Fathom Zero]

That's a bit of a game-changer.

[Colonel Flagg]

By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

:hypno

Prenatal Congratulations! :ouchie

[kahljorn]

from there on to here i've completely avoided being nice and started saying whatever i felt like, then you guys still bitched, so i left!


That's a step in the right direction! its just a shame thst all the shit you feel like saying is unintentionally retarded!

[kahljorn]

:lol just kidding you're alright.

I FIXED MY OWN WORLD WIDE INTERNETS :O

but for some reason my phone still doesn't work ;/ maybe it got shut off or something.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?

[kahljorn]

Sometimes, but sometimes making mistakes instills theknowledge deep within your mind :O

[Colonel Flagg]

Ain't it the truth. :(

Those mistakes I won't make again. :tear

[Babs]

By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

:hypno

:party

[Tadao]

I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?

Don't you work with chemicals? :(

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

SORRY ELX IT'S JUST THAT NOTHING GETS ON MY TITS MORE THAN PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DRUGZ AND TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND WITH RIGHTEOUS RAGE

I'M NOT EVEN HURTING YOU FFS JEEZE

[DevilWearsPrada]

Speaking of kgp4death

http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00335/75/63/335053657_l.jpg

He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

[bigtimecow]

of course he does

hey guys fuck elx and lumpsian who's with me

[kahljorn]

ME
He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

I bet he reads CHUCK PAHLANUIK too

[elx]

fuck yourself sasquatch

and hope you sleep well kitsa!

[bigtimecow]

who you callin' sasquatch

FLAT FOOT

[Tadao]

BEAT IT BEARD CHEST

[Sam]

HAI GUIYS

[Tadao]

Speaking of kgp4death

http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00335/75/63/335053657_l.jpg

He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Babs]

I bet he's a fan of the Matrix.

[DevilWearsPrada]

OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling me :(

[Fathom Zero]

G29d6RDSK1c

[Fathom Zero]

In November 2006, Jones was criticized for her behavior at a Delta Airlines party. Witnesses claimed that, at one stage, she removed items of clothing, claiming to be "Queen Bitch Jungle Mother of New York." Her publicist later denied the claims as "ridiculous."

:lol

[Babs]

So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.

[kahljorn]

woot i fixed my phone now :O

[Guitar Woman]

Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.

The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".

According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else."

Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!"

[Tadao]

He's taken way to many hits on the head.

[Grislygus]

You(you meaning everyone) need to watch the remake of the Wicker Man with Nicolas cage. He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock. Also he might have dressed up like a bear.

Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?

[Sam]

I understand it perfectly.

[Guitar Woman]

FOLLOW UP JOKE: Linda stole TNA? :rimshot

[Sam]

:boohissboo

[Fathom Zero]

Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?

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[Grislygus]

Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

[Sam]

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWWW

IT'S A CALIFORNIA THING :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artists/Lee%20Davies/Arnie.jpg

ITS NOT MY FAULT, THE STATE LANGUAGE IS AUSTRIAN, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE ENGLISH SPEAKERS CAN SWEET CHIN SOMEONE'S FACE INTO A GRANDFATHER CLOCK

[Sam]

IT'S SWEET CHIN MUSIC MAAANNNNN

GO BACK TO OREGON IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

[elx]

stop breaking i-mockery ZBF

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

She said she was a pagan so Nick Cage denialated her.

[Sam]

DON'T EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING IT TO HIM BILL, HE'S JUST ANOTHER SLOW-MINDED OREGONIAN TRANSPLANT :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

WE NOW DISCUSS GIGANTOR


GIGANTOR
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ARABIC YAHKMED GIGANTOR
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LAZY ITALIAN GIGANTOR
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HOMOSEXUAL JAPANESE ROCK AND ROLL GIGANTOR
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MECHANEE IS SWITCHED

ON

[Sam]

ONE OF THOSE CLIPS CONTAINS GIGANTOR PERFORMING SWEET CHIN MUSIC

OR DOES IT?

I'LL NEVER TELL

[Dimnos]

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[Sam]

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME DIMNOS

[Dimnos]

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE BEAUTY THAT IS SWEET CHIN MUSIC! >: DONT BE SELFISH.

[Dimnos]

KIND OF LIKE THE WORD OF GOD.

[Sam]

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SWEET CHIN MUSIC ALL ABOUT YOUR DOME AREA

[Dimnos]

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD IT TO THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO HEAR ITS SPLENDOR.

[Guitar Woman]

Let a real finishing move get to work.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2899/airbourne.gif

[Pentegarn]

I lol'd at "I JUST KICKED STAN!"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh shit, somebody beat me to it.
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I thought it was a granddaddy clock, instead it is a wall full of pictures.

[Sam]

the part with the bear is hilarious

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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This one is actually better. TTTHHHHHEEE BEEEEESSSSS

[Sam]

great, now i gotta get drunk and watch the goddamn wicker man

[kahljorn]

hey guys obamas problem is that he's leading with his head and not with his heart. What an arrogant fuck!

its the presidents duty to lead us emotionally as well as rationally.

[Zhukov]

It's Australia day today. I was going to go to the beach for a free sausage and hamburger but now I can't be arsed.

[Womti]

wholesale is a spambot and he is spamming up loveline
that really steams me up

[Womti]

he freaking spammed like every forum guys

[Fathom Zero]

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[Babs]

Fucking christ, ever since I saw that fat little mexican yesterday his stupid burrito face has plagued my mind since. Why the fuck is he wearing a New York Yankess hat? Baseball is an american past time and last time I checked, New York isn't in fucking Mexico. I hope that fat fuck drinks the water in mexico.

By the way, how fucked up is it that they have those two girls there looking so akward gyrating their bodies like two celestial plants orbiting around a sun.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

I can't wait till Babs makes the news.

[Babs]

Spic

[Fathom Zero]

:confused:

[Tadao]

See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.

[Dimnos]

Is that Mexican kid retarded or something? I mean really. Does he have some sort of birth defect or mental handicap? His face looks kind of like he has the downs but not exactly. :\

[Dimnos]

I think I speak for us all when I say closing your eyes and imagining Darth Vader's shriveled rutabaga head in Return of the Jedi is a surefire way to take down a rogue boner.

:lol

[Babs]

See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.

I guarantee you have a lot of dreams where you smoke cigars.

I foresee you facing a second divorce.

[Tadao]

YAY! That means some sucker is gonna marry me again!

[Dimnos]

Hey. You can get some free booty out of it. You should try and shoot for someone with some cash so you can take half of it when you decide to leave their ass.

[Tadao]

Nah, right now I'm training my GF to be my nursemaid. :(

[Dimnos]

http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/danny_devito.jpg

"A bang-nurse. Nice!"

[Tadao]

Hahaha I forgot about that.

[Sam]

IT'S A BANG-MAID >:

[elx]

i lost my avatar :(

[The Leader]

Goddamnit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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He looks like Thunderbutt from HOOK.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/fghlhpesto.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

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[Tadao]

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[Fathom Zero]

THe Youtube thread is dumb.

[Dimnos]

FUCKING HELLZ WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY?!

[Babs]

in the club

[Guitar Woman]

I'm here :[

[Babs]

no you're not

[Evil Robot]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground

[Grislygus]

Bass Ackwards is a captivating and consummately human film that reminds us that whatever we think the road is about; the trip is probably about something else.
Alternating between scripted action, improvisation, and the unpredictable spontaneity of vérité encounters, BASS ACKWARDS is the semi-autobiographical story of Linas Phillips, who stars as well as directs. Born of the imagination of Linas and his easy collaboration with old friends, costars, and co-conspirators Davie-Blue, Jim Fletcher, Paul Lazar, and Sean Porter, the film effortlessly and organically crosses the line between reality and fiction, incorporating the people and characters that Linas meets on an unscripted and adventurous ride across America.
The journey begins, as journeys often do, with an ending. Romantically bereft and a bit of a lost soul, Linas is seeking some kind of life change, and, already a documentarian, he is contemplating a personal road film as the antidote. What may have been a dark quest is quickly brightened through the introduction of “Shorty,” a 1969 Volkswagen van that Linas impulsively acquires early on. Shorty is not an ordinary van. Instead, as with most characters, places, and events in BASS ACKWARDS, it is beautifully imperfect. Cut out in the middle and welded back together, Shorty is an eccentric vehicle, the bizarre love child of Herbie (of Disney fame) and Pimp My Ride, with a small helping of Christine. An unlikely but charming traveling companion for Linas as he makes his way eastward from Seattle to Brooklyn, Shorty becomes the film's deliriously off-center sidekick.
As Linas Phillips and the BASS ACKWARDS filmmakers realize in their seat-of-the-pants continental odyssey, stories tell themselves. Traveling light and meeting an assortment of people who, as themselves, became featured players in the world we discover when we put aside our expectations, Linas, Shorty, and the small BASS ACKWARDS film crew have no day-to-day itinerary. Instead, their 10 days on the road bring them into contact with people and characters that are themselves living on the edge, feeling their way through lives that are sometimes rich, sometimes desperate, sometimes comic, and always real.
Stuck in Brooklyn as financing and schedules fall apart, challenges mount. But Shorty comes to the rescue, producing smiles and an unexpected ebullience that shines through the urban streets. In these moments, and throughout BASS ACKWARDS, Linas is reminded that you never really know what’s around the next turn, but it just might turn out to be great. Armed with little more than a rag-tag crew, a funky car, and the vague idea that hope can show up anytime, Linas and BASS ACKWARDS get down to a simple truth: our meaningful experiences aren’t always the ones we plan, or even the ones we think we want, but the ones that find their way into our lives and our souls. You’ll remember BASS ACKWARDS. We’ve all been there.


GEE AH WUNDER HOO WROTE THE WIKIPEEDA AHTICLE


I hate indie filmmakers

[MarioRPG]

i lost my avatar :(

The new one is much better!

[Colonel Flagg]

i lost my avatar :(

The new one is much better!

I agree w/Mario. It looks like lime sherbet with skittles mixed in. :p

[Colonel Flagg]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/fghlhpesto.jpg

Look what Tadao found! :hypno

[Zhukov]

I imagine that was sung by a cowboy.

[Zhukov]

Uh...... disregard that nonsensical post

[WhiteRat]

I would kill to somehow go back in time and take part in the Steve Garvey Billfish Classic.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/73072?animation=true&from=today_media_maplink

Watch my town absolutely lose its shit in real time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Purple is no good right?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The cast from Jersey Shore is going to be at club this friday. I really want to go wearing a shirt with a big red circle with a line and then an italian flag inside of it.

[Fathom Zero]

Purple is no good right?

Purple is the power color, it's been proven.

[Tadao]

freezing rain sucks

[WhiteRat]

The cast from Jersey Shore is going to be at club this friday. I really want to go wearing a shirt with a big red circle with a line and then an italian flag inside of it.

See if you can motorboat Snooki's giant cans.

[WhiteRat]

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/73072?animation=true&from=today_media_maplink

Watch my town absolutely lose its shit in real time.

You guys are a bunch of babies!

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Lindstrom+MN+55045

[Tadao]

Pffft

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Los+Angeles+CA+90039?lswe=90039&from=searchbox_localwx

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You guys are a bunch of babies!

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Lindstrom+MN+55045


Pffft, I was going to check mine it because it was snowy and cold today but you defnitely win.

[WhiteRat]

Pffft, I was going to check mine it because it was snowy and cold today but you defnitely win.

And like a true Minnesotan i'm going to be ice fishing all afternoon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That sounds like a pretty good time actually.

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I hate school with a fucking passion.

Yo dawg, we heard you were a starving kid so we took all of your money and put you in a curriculum not designed to be passed by anyone without an epic meth habit

[WhiteRat]

Man, I hate school with a fucking passion.

Yo dawg, we heard you were a starving kid so we took all of your money and put you in a curriculum not designed to be passed by anyone without an epic meth habit

You some kind of retard?

[Sam]

do you really have to ask? :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

Had my kid. 8 lb 4 oz, 20 inches long. C-sections are pretty damn weird to experience...feels like being on the receiving end of that "psychic surgery" where the guy digs into you and pulls out chicken guts or whatever. It also feels remarkably like being disemboweled. The good news was that she was out of me in about 5 mins.

So we're all alive so far.

[Shrubfest]

YEEEEAAAH!
Baby time!
Well done Kitsa Face.

[Guitar Woman]

no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM

[The Leader]

Congrats Kitsa!!! :O