I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Congratulations Kitsa. I hope everything is going well. :smileyface

[Fathom Zero]

So you gonna eat her or what?

[Guitar Woman]

oh, yeah, does a c-section yield delicious placenta?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911

[bigtimecow]

sup imock i'm so fucking barrreeed

[Sam]

what

[Kitsa]

Going to refrain from eating my child. I'm sure they ripped the placenta out with everything else...as I said, really bizarre feeling. And the pain afterward is pretty unbelievable. It surprised me, and I've had a lot of this stuff. But they loop me up enough for me to get around.

[Sam]

the baby pulled it all out of you like someone cleaning a trout

[WhiteRat]

no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM

Kitsa just had a kid and you are babbling about meth. What the hell is wrong with you.

[bigtimecow]

right make sure the baby doesn't read this thread

[Kitsa]

Kitsa's kid isn't the only thing that ever happened, Kitsa understands this.

[bigtimecow]

who was the last person to have a baby? glowbelly? where the fuck is she

[Fathom Zero]

Terra, hahaha

[WhiteRat]

Terra, hahaha


Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

[Womti]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/97/Fat_girlunite.jpg
LIEK OMG YOU GUYS

[Terra]

Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

I asked for a black baby but they said I would have to be on crack to qualify. So they let me take an oriental one.

[Zhukov]

Well congratulations for everyone with a baby, no matter where they got it from.

Glad to hear that everything went well and that you are ok, Kitsa.

[b_squared]

Congrats on your new baby girl Kitsa.

[Dimnos]

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.http://mddailyrecord.com/2010/01/27/peta-wants-a-robot-punxsutawney-phil-for-groundhog-day/

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p-bR1V5x23rdRUH70HmOZ8nDkL3-HedZRJKqDj0wTJu3bo-9pNAiqJXILnVeATWrO4dnJe3CnhHNMM0yBVnMuNO3yOuDvtiL9/protest.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Good luck with that Peta. I can't tell what the image is Dimnos but I'm hoping if Peta succeeds the hedgehog will turn out like Mecha Sonic and have a jetpack.

Edit: It only took a minute for the top ad to change to sonic the hedgehog for me after posting about Mecha Sonic. :)

[Grislygus]

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/groundhog-day.jpg

[Bubsy]

watch out bill marry!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:x

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Grislygus]

holy fucknut, Kahljorn really does have summoning powers

BURN THE GODDAMNED WITCH

[Colonel Flagg]

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

How about CGI?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/Alvin%20and%20chipmunks.jpg

ALVIN!!!!!!!!

[Babs]

:pagebrak


If you introduce an animatronic version of Phil you're just going to have the Terminator effect.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/fucksaraconor.jpg

[kahljorn]

i was wrong about you grislygus

[Grislygus]

'Course you were, my middle name is Overestimatable

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

-The Bahamas are only 60 miles away,when can you be ready?

-I'm always ready!

[Bubsy]

don johnson was a pretty good singer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Colonel Flagg]

ULI5kolBpAk

EDIT: This belongs in the "Jukebox from Hell". :x

[elx]

is the universe extra boring tonight, or is it just me?

[elx]

maaaaaaaan, if i still had that boyfriend we'd be having fun and i wouldn't be here talking to myself in a chat thread :(

[elx]

i really liked watching him play zelda :(

[executioneer]

aww :(

[The Leader]

Zelda? How romantic. I can't imagine why you would breakup.

[elx]

nota clue really :(

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/GRIZZYGUY.png

[Babs]

i really liked watching him play zelda :(

Did he put his master sword in your pedestal?

[The Leader]

:(

[elx]

well, generally masterswords have to be earned and he was into walkthroughs and i think those are really lame! so i stopped sharing my game with him and so he never got far :(

[Fathom Zero]

Sounds like a dummy. YOU COULD BE DATING A WINNER RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

[Wiffles]

I like your avatar elx ^.^

[Zhukov]

Damn I wish I was watching my girl play Zelda. :( She didn't even need me to do the hard parts or anything.

[Tadao]

Thank god my girl likes to fuck instead of playing video games.



:(

[Zhukov]

She's only doing that because she can't stand your company as a human being.

[Tadao]

Sucks to be me

[Tadao]

:lol Babs idea of fighting back is to gay up all the threads I've recently posted in. I believe infractions are in order.

At least the D&D manuals weren't written by people who thought the earth was flat.

AHHAHHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO WORTH SAYING

Was your father a GI?

You would say that you slit eye gook.

So says the over weight divorced asian with nothing better to do but post on a forum at least 8 times a day.

It's cool though, it beats his constant ass kissing.

[Tadao]

Ok babs, you've been here a while. What comedy or joy have you brought to I-Mock. I'm sure you've made 2 or 3 friends here but if you stop posting (again) no one would notice (again).

[Babs]

I-mockery's forum is my number one priority.

Kudos for trying to prove a point though.

edit: Instead of double posting I'll just note how you loved to go through my current posts and compile them up and post them on "I-Mockery Chat" for all to see. Is this a cry for help or just another way to force feed your dick into the mouths of people who really don't give a fuck about you.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

I-mockery's forum is my number one priority.

Kudos for trying to prove a point though.

Yes, this is great stuff.







Just kidding, you've always sucked at humor and should just leave.

[Tadao]

edit: Instead of double posting I'll just note how you loved to go through my current posts and compile them up and post them on "I-Mockery Chat" for all to see. Is this a cry for help or just another way to force feed your dick into the mouths of people who really don't give a fuck about you.

It's called style son. I collected your attempts to troll me and put them where they belong. It's also highly frowned upon here to fuck up everyones thread because you got your feelings hurt. So I did what any good I-Mock citizen would do.

[Babs]

Baby baby, I can't let you miss my edit I left for you on the last page :love

[Tadao]

You are worse than the OMGWTFBBQ guy.

[Babs]

It's called style son. I collected your attempts to troll me and put them where they belong. It's also highly frowned upon here to fuck up everyones thread because you got your feelings hurt. So I did what any good I-Mock citizen would do.

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg

[Tadao]

Son, you'll never be in my league. You just don't care enough.

[Tadao]

HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, DON'T RUN AWAY. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE.


it's not like you'll ever be worthy of a hate thread so make the most of it

[Babs]

You just got put in your own place by your own pathetic game. So you can sit back now and enjoy a nice cup of hot chihuahua piss.

[Tadao]

:lol you suck at this

[Babs]

It's my bed time now General Tso so I hope to hear from you soon.

[Tadao]

I miss you kahl :tear

[Babs]

rL9ihXiFAko

[Fathom Zero]

General Tso

Man. You just,

You just suck. Really bad.

[Tadao]

If he was a puppy, I would drown it.

[elx]

oh dear fathom, please take back your snow

[Bubsy]

babality i'd challenge you to a FLAME WAR 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:hypno:hypno:domo:domo:d omo:bestthread

too bad mock wars is gone!!!!!!!!!! greatest forum OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

oh dear fathom, please take back your snow

I want it back. :(

[Fathom Zero]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7535/cimg0549.jpg

Maybe ~2000 pixels is too much.

[Fathom Zero]

vAP7wBNXseI

Just for you, Elx. ;)

[WhiteRat]

Casino's are no fun these days. One of the Indian joints 'round here took out most of the quarter slots and replaced them with penny and nickel slots. Losing $40 is much much worse when you are getting drained on god damn nickels.

[Tadao]

you can always hit the bet X10 button

[WhiteRat]

That still doesn't change the fact that the casinos these days are crammed with god damn penny and nickel machines.

[Tadao]

My old casino put in a whole bunch of "choose your amount" slots. On the same slot you could play penny to a dollar. Not the ones with a growing jackpot of course.

[bigtimecow]

sup y'all

i got my own studio space at school which will be my new home for the next 3 months :love

[LordSappington]

Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke

[Terra]

Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke
Suck it up. You're drinking cum with less sugar.

Reap it. It's what the wimenz have to put up with.

We need money or just be the fuck head over heals in love.

If you payz monies...it goes down better....

Love? That shit gets stuck in the craw. :lol

[Babs]

I think I just ran into the Tourette's Guy a little while ago at Jolly Pirate Donut's just down the street from me.

[Fathom Zero]

He's dead.

[Kitsa]

you think protein shakes are bad...I smelled some formula yesterday that damn near made me puke.

[Colonel Flagg]

Warning - this is extremely gross:

Our littlest was having some - shall we say, bathroom problems. When I changed a poopy diaper, I noted the dude had made a load of dark chocolate peanut M&M's. Not too bad, but since it was his first dump in about 2 days, I was very happy. "Good job, little dude!" Then came the volcano. Mt. Vesuvius erupted. This was after his bath, when he was nice and relaxed, so it all came out at once. He got it all over his PJ's and I got it all over my hands cleaning him up, as this is the kind of dump that doesn't stay put, if you know what I mean.

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that it doesn't matter how gross anything is, there's always more grossness yet to come. Comforting thought.

[Pentegarn]

That wasn't as gross as I thought it would be

[elx]

you guys just really dont want any of us to eat this week :(

[Terra]

As bad as things are, they could always be worse. Just keep that in mind. :(

[Tadao]

at least he didn't pee in your face and laugh

[Terra]

yeah i hate it when they do that

[Sam]

I'll do that

[Tadao]

Not me! I'd only pee in you Terra.

[Sam]

right in your face Terra and I'd just stare you down the WHOLE TIME

[Tadao]

No way, that's gross. I like to make out, I aint tounging a piss mouth.

[Fathom Zero]

I would :3

[LordSappington]

I don't know if it was just the shake itself, or if it was too old (it said 'Best by July 2009), but I threw up what I can only describe as half a gallon of chocolate favored Silly Putty.

[Tadao]

Did you mix it your self or was it already mixed and ready to drink?

[Zhukov]

What drinking protein shakes for Chojin?

[Zhukov]

What drinking protein shakes for, Chojin?

[Zhukov]

God damn it.

[Guitar Woman]

AIMP2 keeps crashing when I try to load up more than a few albums on it

What the hell, man

[Fathom Zero]

PqLAdbtfJbs

:rock

[Tadao]

what is it's selling point over winamp?

[Fathom Zero]

I use foobar. :\

[Guitar Woman]

well, it doesn't take forever to start up and isn't Windows Media Player

Chojin said it was the shit so I figured he knew his shit, what with him being a music fag and all

It only started crashing recently, maybe I need to reinstall it or something.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

winamp takes me like .05 seconds to load, recent crashes sounds like a driver conflict since .mp3 format hasn't changed. IDK

edit : reinstall sounds like a good idea

[Tadao]

i can't believe how terrible the world was in the 1980s.

:lol this is an 80's nostalgia site

[Fathom Zero]

Or compatibility mode. You're probably using XP, though. You seem like that kind of guy, GW.

[Fathom Zero]

Wudoin Taddy-o?

[Guitar Woman]

Steve Jobs is a rambly fuck goddamn

[Fathom Zero]

I like the adjective video.

[Guitar Woman]

I use XP because it's a fine OS and what reason is there to switch?

Unless Microsoft broke it severely in Service Pack 3, which I don't think I've downloaded. Goddamn if they aren't trying to push me into it, though.

[Fathom Zero]

No reason, really, besides Direct-X 10 and up.

All of the frills don't really help or hinder; I've got most of them disabled so's I can play mah games. Although, the Search function is awesome to use when I've lost something.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, my graphics card doesn't support that anyway. It's such a rabid little shite it started chugging in a few parts of System Shock 2, and can't do dynamic lighting in the Source engine.

As long as TF2 still works that's all I really need. I've hated basically every video game released in the last 5 years anyway. :(

[Fathom Zero]

:O

What about STALKER? And Bioshock? And Mirror's Edge?

[Guitar Woman]

STALKER's pretty great :<

Bioshock's got the brilliant dialogue, characters, and acting going for it, but I don't think it's that fun to play :<

Haven't tried Mirror's Edge. Yahtzee hated it, though.

Lost and Damned is probably my favorite game this gen, although a lot of people tell me Gay Tony's better. I'll play it eventually.

[Tadao]

Wudoin Taddy-o?

Gettin' drunk and looking for online trouble. I'm without the girl till friday and I fell sexual frustration kicking in again.

[Guitar Woman]

I should get drunk tonight, it'd make this deadline breathing down my neck feel less intimidating

[Tadao]

the only reason I want to switch to a newer OS is because my vista is finally wierding out. I can't get into the lastest updates because my updater isn't updated and won't update itself. Sticky wicket.

[Guitar Woman]

I hear Windows 7 isn't even half the abomination Vista is, I wish you luck!

[Fathom Zero]

Windows 7 is pretty cool, otherwise. I don't have any problems with it and it's a pretty quick devil. Compared to Vista.

I've not had a multi-core computer with XP, so I wouldn't know how fast that is. I held out pretty long before upgrading. In fact, I don't believe I've ever paid for a computer.

[kahljorn]

the only reason I want to switch to a newer OS is because my vista is finally wierding out. I can't get into the lastest updates because my updater isn't updated and won't update itself. Sticky wicket.

Run a malware scanner :(

[Fathom Zero]

Run a magnet over it.

[Tadao]

I've done that, it's like a known error that MS hasn't really figured out yet. I think their latest answer was, we have a new os, maybe, sorry. Joke, they wouldn't straight out say that, but they still don't have an answer and I have had this problem for like a year, even though I made it sound like a month.

[Fathom Zero]

And yet here you are. Stop complaining, baby.

[Tadao]

I couldn't do the 1st service pack, I was really holding out for that to see if it would just solve it all, but I couldn't run it without updating certain files that won't update :lol :tear

[Tadao]

It runs porn and games. I'm doing fine. Not like I'm Hatian or anythijng.

[Fathom Zero]

Gettin' drunk and looking for online trouble. I'm without the girl till friday and I fell sexual frustration kicking in again.

Sounds like you need to be out in the clubs, looking for some strange.

[kahljorn]

its probably malware or a conflict with other programs you have installed (THAT ARE PROLLY MALWARE) :( i also had a similar problem and after I went through the programs list and deleted a bunch of shit i didnt want (especially the old updates of adobe flash) and did some malware scans and shit it practically forced updates down my throat :(
but i dunno for sure just trying to help. i think you can also download the new service packs manually and install them without using their updater.

[Tadao]

I'm definatley infected from all the jerkin material I collect.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Sounds like you need to be out in the clubs, looking for some strange.

Nah, I'm not the cheatin' type. Plus I've always only wanted her, so I don't even have a fantasy girl to turn to :lol

[kahljorn]

I'm definatley infected from all the jerkin material I collect.

yea that's sorta what i figured :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Fathom Zero]

Nah, I'm not the cheatin' type.

When you die, I'll be one of the guys that says "HE WAS THE BEST OF US *hick*"

It's always cool when you get that girl, tho, so I dig it.

[Tadao]

haha imma look only cause I'm curios and you know I love pigtails

[Guitar Woman]

Goddamn this story I've written is fucking brilliant. I'm fucking brilliant. Journalism is fucking brilliant.

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs17/300W/f/2007/195/d/f/Fuck_Yes_Unicorns_Are_Awesome_by_YippySkippy.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

JOURNALISM

[Guitar Woman]

Whatever, fork

[Fathom Zero]

JOURNALISM

[Tadao]

When you die, I'll be one of the guys that says "HE WAS THE BEST OF US *hick*"

It's always cool when you get that girl, tho, so I dig it.

Never was like that. Here's some ammo. I caught my wife cheating, so I confronted her with it and she said it wasn't like that. I said ok cool and let it slide so we can go on with our life. She did it again with the same guy. So I then confronted her with a fuck you bitch. :(

[Tadao]

Goddamn this story I've written is fucking brilliant. I'm fucking brilliant. Journalism is fucking brilliant.

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs17/300W/f/2007/195/d/f/Fuck_Yes_Unicorns_Are_Awesome_by_YippySkippy.jpg

2 words is not journalism.

[Fathom Zero]

:(

AS LONG AS YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.

[Guitar Woman]

Don't take any guff from these swine :hunter

[liquidstatik]

..

[kahljorn]

YOU DONT even KNOW WHAT JOURNALISM IS YOU IGNORANT FUCK!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3199/salo.jpg
all I have is my love of love, and love is not loving

[Guitar Woman]

Actually, Tadao, writing a good news article is all about saying as much as possible in as few words as possible.

I've really noticed that it's a lot like that part in 1984 where the guy working on the Newspeak dictionary comments on the destruction of language being a beautiful thing. My professor will usually give us an assignment, tell the class to write the story in as few words as possible, then give it back and say to do it in a fraction of the amount he originally wanted. And I love it.

Make fun of me all you want, I'm not going to let some fuckface on the internet get me down about finding my purpose.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

lol then I found out I have a disease that is gonna fuse my bones like forever, then I did a bunch of coke, then I said fuck my well paying job I'm living on the beach, then I did a SHIT LOAD of meth and then I became homeless in San Fran for a month.

Then I came back home to my parents, then I cut my dead hanging crazy brother down, then I really saw the ground.

Then I truely laughed in gods face, not pretend like I did in the old days, but truely got the fucking joke.

Moral of the story, god tells some gay ass jokes.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol @ danny

[Fathom Zero]

lol then I found out I have a disease that is gonna fuse my bones like forever, then I did a bunch of coke, then I said fuck my well paying job I'm living on the beach, then I did a SHIT LOAD of meth and then I became homeless in San Fran for a month.

Then I came back home to my parents, then I cut my dead hanging crazy brother down, then I really saw the ground.

Then I truely laughed in gods face, not pretend like I did in the old days, but truely got the fucking joke.

Moral of the story, god tells some gay ass jokes.

Anyone ever told you you were a "downer"? :lol

[Tadao]

Actually, Tadao, writing a good news article is all about saying as much as possible in as few words as possible.

I know, I've preached this in the book area like 2 times. I was really happy to hear you see that a few weeks ago, but slow to praise cause praise can damage a clear path.

[Guitar Woman]

thanks bro :<

I guess I ought to read the book section more. I've been neglecing I-Mockery lately in general

[Tadao]

Anyone ever told you you were a "downer"? :lol

all the time :(










:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Your absence is notable, actually.

And I missed out on 1984. I was busy reading Candide and Catch 22 in my formative years.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

1984 sucked, the pig farm book thing was way better

[Guitar Woman]

It's a depressing book, let me tell you.

I liked it better than Animal Farm, which was kinda dated.

[Tadao]

read it with pink floyd's animals. it totally sync's up.

[Guitar Woman]

durr hurr

[Fathom Zero]

Brave New World was equally disheartening. :(

[Tadao]

Danny, you make me tingle when I shouldn't. :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

When I smoke Basics down to the filter they smell and taste like cheap barbecue sauce.

Delicious chemicals

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

I thought that was the point of the Chatroom thread!

[Tadao]

:lol

I looked at the "set" folder and had to cancel download.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

It's awesome, too awesome.

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

Yuck

[Guitar Woman]

I'd steal from the mexican one on principle

Unless they're all mexican, I only looked at the first one

in which case hit all three before morning

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Tadao]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/ help me pick one tadao she needs to be weak enough to steal from

IDK, this one MB.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581987451.html
I doubt she has a guy waiting around to jack you, but she also looks retarded and retards can have super strength sometimes. But if yoiu pay you'll get you dick choked the fuck out.

[Tadao]

This one looks weak and can get you dick rock hard.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581817627.html

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

IDK, this one MB.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581987451.html
I doubt she has a guy waiting around to jack you, but she also looks retarded and retards can have super strength sometimes. But if yoiu pay you'll get you dick choked the fuck out.

God almighty :x

[Tadao]

I'm sure you can persuade her with your cock.

[Tadao]

How about http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ads/1581109407.html ?

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

PLEASE DEAR GOD!

[Guitar Woman]

DEAR STEVE JOBS:

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

Love, Guitar Woman

[elx]

yeaaaaah funk apple fascists and their stupid ipad. the only good thing to come of it is that it'll be a good moron identifier.

the ipad is completely locked down and lacks:
- a usb port
- bluetooth
- flash
- the ability to multitask
it's literally a giant iphone without the phone or the camera for the price of a laptop. that's all. i hope that the new HP tablet w/ windows 7, (which can do everything the ipad can't for less money) will completely smash apple for insulting everyone >:

[Guitar Woman]

I was more raging about his shitty Stanford speech and the shitty assignment I have to do based on it but ok

[elx]

say it's against your moral conscious to write about fascists and further their dirty propaganda by giving them the attention they want

[Guitar Woman]

I was going to say it's a shame his pancreatic cancer was operable!

[executioneer]

how in the hell is it even a computer if it doesn't have a usb port

[Guitar Woman]

It's more like an iPhone for people with stumps where their hands were, I guess

[Fathom Zero]

That's the best description I've heard anybody come up with.

Everything elx said would be forgivable for me if it weren't for the 4:3 screen.

Piece of shit. I won't be able to play my HD movies that way. Apple can go suck a pile of dicks, stacked up like cordwood.

[Terra]

That turned me on in a way that utterly shames and defiles my inner child.

[Fathom Zero]

You're a terrible mom.

Or the best mom ever.

[Guitar Woman]

I wanna get pictures of the guy in my class who's adopted every single fucking mannerism of L from Death Note, but my camera is big and loud and he'd probably get suspicious :<

This is a job for a spy camera!

[executioneer]

you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

[Guitar Woman]

Willie's got the right idea

[Fathom Zero]

How can anyone listen to Karn Evil 9?

It's a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments. >:

[Grislygus]

Is this a case of you going SWEEJUS CHRISTI HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ANIME CHARACTER I LIKE, or is he one of those people that reads Shonen Jump in public and dates fat girls

And you're in high school journalism? I thought that you were a freshman in college by now

[Zhukov]

You might need video if it's mannerisms. You can't really tell a mannerism from a photo.


I suppose it depends on the mannerism, and I don't really know what a Death Note is or what it's mannerisms are.

[Grislygus]

HAY, Karn Evil 9 parts one and three are awesome ("Second Impression" actually is just a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments, but normal people don't talk about that bit)

Other than that, Tarkus was cool. And that one "The Enemy God dances with The Dark Spirits" (or whatever) instrumental bullshit "piece" was nifty

They're still just a group of guys who wear shiny capes and have a giant rotating drumset, though

[Fathom Zero]

I just think I don't have stomach for Progressive Rock anymore. The minute someone mentions "storyline" or "operatic", I just want to die.

[Tadao]

Please turn in your King Crimson button.

[Fathom Zero]

I never had one. >:

[Grislygus]

King Crimson and Styx have always sucked monkey dick

Uriah Heep and Jethro Tull are the shit

[Fathom Zero]

What about Saga, Asia, and all those other four-letter bands?

We've already established that Styx is awful.

[Grislygus]

Asia's only justification for its existence is Eric Cartman singing Heat of The Moment with Congress

[Grislygus]

I admit that I'm a secretly devoted fan of YES, I will go that far into the Roger Dean realm of Prog Rock

[Fathom Zero]

I really like It Can Happen. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Is this a case of you going SWEEJUS CHRISTI HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ANIME CHARACTER I LIKE, or is he one of those people that reads Shonen Jump in public and dates fat girls

And you're in high school journalism? I thought that you were a freshman in college by now
He's one of those DUDE I'M ACTING JUST LIKE AN ANIMU CHARACTER THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF I AM UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL people, when most normal people realize imitating fictional characters is retarded by 4th grade. Basically it's a complete lack of personality on his part and completely fucking sad, I thought I'd share with you guys because I know you like making fun of pathetic people. Couldn't really get a good video or any pictures today, I'll try again on thursday.

And I'm in a lollege Journalism class. Two, actually. I attended one in high school, but it was total shit and just an excuse to sit around playing Earthbound the entire period.

[Grislygus]

So I assume he's over eighteen. What the fuck?



Aren't you guys allowed to run your own paper? What's with this assignment crap?

[Grislygus]

I really like It Can Happen. :(

I would deny the fuck out of being a YES fan, but the second I'm alone in the car I'm all like LOVE WILL FIIIIND A WAY,

IF YOU WANT IT TO

[Guitar Woman]

Well, we're working on getting the online paper up, but in the mean time we're working on un-learning what school's taught us about fluffing papers up with overexertions of verbosity and whatnot.

Basically, how to write so that a normal person can read it without getting bored as fuck or needing a dictionary. I think we're doing well!

[Grislygus]

When are you publishing an actual paper?

[Fathom Zero]

I can't do journalism for that reason. More power to ya, sweetheart.

[Fathom Zero]

I can sing Heat of the Moment in Randy Newman's voice. :|

[Guitar Woman]

Well, probably never, since nobody actually runs print anymore. :lol :(

I dunno, we might, we might not, I'd be happy just writing for a website

[Colonel Flagg]

I really like It Can Happen. :(

[...] the second I'm alone in the car I'm all like LOVE WILL FIIIIND A WAY

I was in Grad school when both '90125' and 'Big Generator' came out, and both these albums bring back EVIL MEMORIES >:

[Tadao]

Because both of those albums were horrible.

[Pentegarn]

I hate 90125 because that seems to be the album everyone thinks of when you mention Yes. And it is by far their worst album. I tell everyone "Owner of a Lonely Heart" is the bottom of the barrel of Yes music. They have many good albums, but nobody will listen to the good ones like "Fragile", "Close to the Edge", or "Going for the One"

[Tadao]

http://diskoduck.cz/shop/images/Relayer_front_cover.jpg

"The critical reaction to Relayer, coming after a predecessor that many critics felt was pretentious and long-winded, was mixed. However, it was still a commercial success, with many observers later considering it vastly underrated"

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Owner of a Lonely Heart is a contender for my Most Hated Song Ever.

[Tadao]

"NEW YORK (Reuters) – After tasting 37 different blended coffees, Consumer Reports couldn't find one that measured up to its "excellent" or "very good" ratings, the publication said Tuesday.
The less-than-glowing report follows a year that saw tight supplies of high-quality arabica coffee beans in Colombia, followed by steep premiums that caused some roasters to look for cheaper and more available options for their blends."


:tear

Flagg is gonna be upset.

[Grislygus]

I keep waiting for Roger Dean to try and release his movie :lol

[Tadao]

Did he ever consider an animated movie?

edit : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Dean_%28artist%29#Film_project

:lol

[executioneer]

didn't avatar already come out

[Grislygus]

I actually did think immediately of Roger Dean when I saw the floating island images from Avatar

James Cameron jacked his shit :pro

[Grislygus]

He probably rented a theater all to himself and watched Avatar in stony silence


"DAMN CAMERON! DAMN HIM TO HELL!"

[Tadao]

Hahahhahaha

[Tadao]

There was some popular anime with floating islands that had giant peaceful robots and airplane pirates. GW should know the name of it. Called Lola or some shit.

[Grislygus]

What the fuck kind of failure is a peaceful robot? Asian hippies

[Tadao]

Found it.Laputa: Castle in the Sky

http://vschneider.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/laputa_castle_in_the_sky001-710x533-440x331.jpg

[Grislygus]

Oh Jesus, I remember GW going off about the mahnga version of that

Mark Hamill dubbed in the english version, I think. Eighties? Can't remember

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

It was alright, but really gay and slow at the same time.

[Guitar Woman]

Castle in the Sky is awesome!

Allow me to be a nerd for a minute and correct you, as there was no manga version! You are thinking instead of Nausicaa, which is also awesome! I recommend reading it!

[Tadao]

Not me, I don't read comics.

[Grislygus]

Which, judging by wikipedia's info, seems like the EXACT same thing and also has Mark Hamill's voice in the english version

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.destructoid.com/2k-unboxes-bioshock-2-special-edition-silliness-occurs-162343.phtml

Art deco gives me a huge boner. I am so buying this. I came just looking at it.

[elx]

n oyster toad fish

[Grislygus]

YvjNVom4EnA




WANT

[Tadao]

Way to fag up Kitsa's baby thread Babs. :(

[Tadao]

DEAR PUBBLES

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/newzombieland071509.jpg

[Babs]

:oneofthosedays

[Tadao]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100131/capt.66f3f4cec4a7415e960bfcdce0f10226.death_cat_ny 112.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

I used to use ACDSEE. You're dick is gonna be raw. :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

kgp4death is dead, new thread title

also for some reason my signature has had a hyperlink in it forever that shows up when you click Quote:, it's like an unintentional easter egg or whatever

[DevilWearsPrada]

It's Realfield though and Realfield sucks how do I make it into something that doesn't suck without ruining the way it's hidden

[Fathom Zero]

weighty cock

[DevilWearsPrada]

:nod

[Grislygus]

I GIT OFF ON FIDDY SEBEN CHEVYS

I GIT OFF ON A SCREAMIN GUITAR

[Grislygus]

i got a rocknrolI GOT A ROCKINROLL HEART

[Dixie]

so i have an infected spiderbite on my right breast. staph infection.
it's fucking disgusting.
and i fell in love, like head over heels shit.

[Grislygus]

i think i better wish you better luck with the staph infection then your love life

[Dixie]

i think you're right

[kahljorn]

yea staph infections can leave like holes in your body :(

usually only really dirty people get staph infections :O i guess it could be bad luck though...

[executioneer]

kgp4death is dead, new thread title

i know he's dead this way he is dead and IN HELL because he won't stop googling his stupid name

i'll change it when his year ban is up