I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Shut up, yella.

[Juttin]

OH OHOHOH, HOHOH!
Yes preez do telling of how we asian wishes to be born in Japan and dye-a our haare-a.

I was meaning more of the Stereotypical Japanese that Chojin was
trying to emulate

You aren't really supporting your heritage, Dyed Hair >:

[Yggdrasill]

Yes me make good stereo for you.

[Grislygus]

Edit: Guess I should have quoted Juttin for that to make any sense

That's what I'm doing, I'm surrounded by freaking Quickdraw McGraws.

[Fathom Zero]

AND I'M EL KABONG.

[Chojin]

I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Claiming that I love anime or the japanese is like me expounding on your love for gymnastics and rice cakes.

I posted a picture of myself kissing a boy on here before, maybe you could run with that?

[Juttin]

I'm not being racist >:
It's like if someone saw a white guy with fake gangster clothes on.
He'd be called a wigger, right? Well, that isn't saying that you have to be that way to be black. Or, Vice versa.
See a black guy wearing golf clothes,
and all of a sudden he's some kind of anti-black? No.

[Grislygus]

Juttin: "Gay, Jap, Anime, Bastard!"

Chojin: "What?"

Juttin: "I'm not racist!"

[liquidstatik]

I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Claiming that I love anime or the japanese is like me expounding on your love for gymnastics and rice cakes.

I posted a picture of myself kissing a boy on here before, maybe you could run with that?

well isn't that just precious. ;o

[Esuohlim]

We're almost to 20000 btw

[Juttin]

Yes, I'm a slight Homophobe.
But I'm not racist. I was saying that Chojin is little TOO into Japanese culture. Like, bad. Or used to be.
I don't know, I won't ask

[Grislygus]

How much ammunition do you intend on supplying?

[Fathom Zero]

Juttin will have 20000, I WILL BET YOU ANYTHING.

[Esuohlim]

Shut up no it's mine

[Fathom Zero]

19993

[Esuohlim]

MINE

[Fathom Zero]

19995

[Fathom Zero]

19997

whatever. I concede.

[Juttin]

As much ammo as can get worn down in one month

[liquidstatik]

i hope i get it :x

[Esuohlim]

I WIN

[liquidstatik]

GOD DAMNIT >:

[Fathom Zero]

OR DO YOU?

[Esuohlim]

Holy shit haha

[Fathom Zero]

CONGRATULATIONS, VIKTOR.

[Esuohlim]

Emu was supposed to get 20000 I remember mentioning it after I got 15000 (I also got 10000 lol and 5000 :eek)

[liquidstatik]

I THINK YOU'RE A CHEATER :X

[Fathom Zero]

HAND OVER THE GAME GENIE.

[Juttin]

Self-edited by Juttin for sarcastic wrongness

[Esuohlim]

Hey Chojin do you mind if we ban that idiot?

[Grislygus]

I should be doing an essay on Thomas Hobbes' 'Leviathan' right now... but, I'm sticking around due to the sneaking suspicion that Juttin's going to be publicly executed.

[Juttin]

I'd be fine with Chojin moving the fight to Mock Wars,
previous posts and all. It'd unclutter the Attempted Madlibs,
and would just be win-win

[Chojin]

this is the chat room thread you dunce

[Esuohlim]

That would bring the post count back under 20000 and that is fucking nonsense juttin

[Misdemonar]

this exciting climax is unfold.

[GADZOOKS]

I think Juttin is a fucking idiot.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Willie you should change the thread title to "I-Mockery Chat Room (EVEN THE CHEESE GETS IN TROUBLE)"

[Chojin]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006114659027.gif

[Emu]

I MISSED IT AGAIN >: >: >: >:

[Fathom Zero]

I'm getting a Cybiko!

[Esuohlim]

I MISSED IT AGAIN >: >: >: >:

I'm sorry Emu you can have number 25000 ;)

But not really >:

[Emu]

Isn't this kind of like the year 2000 thing where the person with the 20000th post is actually the person with the 20001ST post because there was no 0 post? :O :O :O :O :O :O

[MarioRPG]

Emu, you just BLEW MY MIND.

[Yggdrasill]

20000th reply then?

[Esuohlim]

No the labeled 20000th post in the thread IS the 20000th reply because the original post doesn't count.

IT DOESN'T COUNT >:

[Pub Lover]

What's this? 20000 posts? MY JOB IS DONE! :eek

[Chojin]

http://home.primus.ca/~eastleaf/graphics/publovers_cvr.jpg

[Emu]

Sup pub

[Pub Lover]

Sup Emu. ;)

[Pub Lover]

What program do you dudes use to make animated gifs?

[Esuohlim]

30-day free trials that can't be used ever again :lol

[Sam]

Now that Pub is back we can be a family again. :(

[Pub Lover]

I worked with an American who was in the military before. He said that on xmas his drill sgt. said, "Alright men, you've worked hard, and I know it's tough being away from your loved ones over the holidays. So Uncle Sam has a president for you. He's giving you muscles. 100 extra push-ups maggots!!!" i lol'd
My Uncle Sam said he had a president for me, and then he pulled his pants down and his weiner was dressed as Abe Lincoln.
The detail was great, right down to the little hat made of licorice.

Only five hours back and I'm already making Fartin-esque dick jokes? Shit. :lol

[Pub Lover]

30-day free trials that can't be used ever again :lol
Sounds alot like the way a did it back in '98.

I ask because Bonny Jim had me make this:

http://www.boomspeed.com/tropicaljim/hey.gif
And it looks like shit.

[Pub Lover]

Now that Pub is back we can be a family again. :(
Hey Uncle Sam. ;)

[Sam]

;)

PUB WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW MY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO STEP INTO YOUR ORAL OFFICE

[Pub Lover]

I don't know what's more creepy that conversation or the fact that I know Pub is now Willy :/
What the hell? :eek

[Pub Lover]

pub lover is not willie >: stop that this instant >:
Seriously! :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

PUB WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW MY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO STEP INTO YOUR ORAL OFFICE
SURE THING, I'LL JUST GET MY GETTYSBERG UNDRESSED... No, that doesn't work for me. :love

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I rmemeber you. You made fun of me :( Do it again so I can remember you better.

[Pub Lover]

The Pub Lover Is Not Remembered! >:

He Is Missed And Regretted! ;)

And Secretly Loved... :wank

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And Secretly Loved... :wank Yes by many and I do too. But I dont beat to you sorry :( :/

[xbxDaniel]

Liar.

[Chojin]

What program do you dudes use to make animated gifs?
I use imageready, which comes with photoshop.

[darnin]

I'm back, and no one cares. Yay!

[Pub Lover]

I thought that was true, but Bonson Jim was all "It doesn't! Make it for me in flash!" and I was all "I only have Flash 2, ass!" and he was all "whatever!" so I did and it looked like crap... Brah!

[liquidstatik]

hey pub, got any new pics? ;o

[Chojin]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006101221628.gif

[MarioRPG]

I READ THAT IN THE PAPER! I LOLED

[Pub Lover]

Police in Blenheim say a group of teenagers was inhaling from a 9kg gas cylinder in a car before an explosion which killed one of them last night.

Thomas Kelson Hillman, 18, of Picton died and four others in the car are in Wairau Hospital in a stable condition.

Senior Sergeant Tony Sampson says some of the group, aged between 16 and 19, had been inhaling gas from the LPG cylinder.

He says the fatal explosion apparently happened after someone tried to light a cigarette in the car.

I loled so hard at that story I had to stop recording and have a drink of water. If I had a supervisor I would totally get fired. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, I just read what you wrote about me while I was away, and you all deserve hugs. :love

[liquidstatik]

*HUGS*

[Sam]

I missed Pub when he was gone. :tear

[MarioRPG]

Hey, it's only 3 hours till I go Trick or Treating tonight!

[Pub Lover]

Today while I was working, the local vicar came round.

This wasn't a surprise as we had spoken on the phone last friday and he said that he might pop in for coffee sometime. It's a practice that my parents regularly endure but I usually manage to avoid it. So I was about to suggest that I make some coffee when he proffered a large slice of fruitcake and explained that the reason for his visit is that he has this cake and thought that I may like it. Being vegan and a mega-pansy that is allergic to several kinds of everything, I always panic at the idea of people giving me food that I can't check the ingredients of.

I thanked him, and checked my watch as I had a deadline in an hour, and I wanted to check that I hadn't gone into catatonic shock. The vicar then explained that it's a very special cake that he was given after his wife's death and he had been keeping it in his freezer for the last two years.

Maybe you guys know what to do when a guy starts talking about his dead wife, and maybe you guys would have asked him in for coffee, but I was standing there holding a lightly wrapped piece of what could, with only a little hyperbole, be this man's ark of bereavement. I smiled inanely and fervently wished for a million burning devils to save me from this torment.

This is probably one of the symptoms of my crazy shut-in behaviour, but as soon as he said that the cake was the reason he came round, I assumed he was explaining that he was busy and wouldn't be able to stay for coffee. It was an hour after he had left and I was busy back at work when it occured to me he wanted to drink coffee and eat this sacred cake. I remembered my mother's observation that the vicar invented reasons so that he could come round and sit while drinking coffee.

Now, I don't know what to do. I have this cake, and I have rebuffed his desire for some social coffee drinking. Can I call him and suggest he come round and drink coffee and eat the cake? If he can't come to my door and say "Remember we spoke last week and I mentioned I might come round for some coffee? You said that this was a time when you would be free to do that, is that correct? Yes? Great! By the way, I happen to have this cake..." how can I ask that of him? Must I invent some reason for social contact beyond the simple pleasure that social contact produces?

[Chojin]

You could just tell him that you are SO BUSY AND OVERWORKED that you didn't think to let him in or some shit like that

But man, what a loon ;<

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ BUSY AND OVERWORKED

[sadie]

just be for real with him?

[sadie]

oh, and hi, pub. ltns.

[Pub Lover]

Hi Sadie! ;)

just be for real with him?
Am I allowed to be for real with people that can't do it for themselves?

And how for real? Because there is a very large for realness that says I would rather not talk to the man at all. If I could put it off for another three and a half weeks my returning parents could deal with the crazy little man and leave me free to be the quite different crazy little man that I like being. :picklehat

[sadie]

you're always allowed to be for real, regardless of whether the other person does or not. but i wouldn't suggest offending the vicar (which always makes me think of miss marple stories :P) if it would in turn piss off your parents. plus, if he's just lost his wife, he's probably in a bad state already. you wouldn't want to push him over the edge or anything. :( and sometimes being nice to other people, even if you don't want to, can make you feel better, too. when i get really depressed, it's usually because i'm stuck inside myself, which translates to selfishness in its logical end. and now ends this installment of "ask pseudo dr. sadie." :(

[FartinMowler]

it's usually because i'm stuck inside myself

I remember one time I sat on my wiener :) you should tell stories like that to the Vicar :/

[sadie]

hi, martin fowler. :/

[FartinMowler]

Hi Sadie :/ I have a question or a problem...


I'm in a band now that has lasted more than a few sessions and I'm trying to just enjoy it and not be too critical like I have in the past. What's the best way to tell a guitar guy to stop doing never ending solo's and turn his amp down? I don't want to get booted out of this band but this guy is driving me insane. You can hear him in this short dark video of us...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3hOW2Z6ws

[MetalMilitia]

If I may interject,

Having been in a few bands as a guitarist I think you problem is that you're just jamming (if the video name is correct) not playing a song.
While jamming, often the guitarist feels the need to make things more interesting with a solo or whatnot. It's not much fun playing the same riff over and over again if there arn't any vocals or other elements taking center stage.

If you want to stop endless solos try and sway the band into playing more structured songs. Or working on parts of your own songs which may not neccacarily be the guitar solo part ;)

Often you'll find a guitarist will go into endless solo mode just because they're bored and would be more than happy to work on something other than listless jamming if asked.

[FartinMowler]

Thanks Metal...

That song we are playing is Creep by Radiohead. Most of the time we jam, but we do have structured songs that so far I've never heard him actually play properly. The rhythm guitarist is cool and play's the song note for note and sings, but not the guy playing lead.

[Fathom Zero]

I've been searching eBay all day and I can't find a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

[GADZOOKS]

So what.


Pub Lover you should turn that fruitcake story into a horror story and I the end you find out that peices of the fruitcake has body parts of his wife.


And you can make it as fucking depressing as you want, it's all you buddy.

[sadie]

aw, you're such a sweetie, gadzooks.

martin fowler, i think you got some good advice from metal militia there (strangely enough), and i wish i could agree that it were that simple. however, it has been my experience that chronic guitar masturbators like the one you describe have very weak egos and react very badly to any kind of (even constructive) criticism.

it could be that he has been highly praised over his lead abilities by rednecks who love listening to the end solo of "free bird" repeatedly with lit lighters. it could be that he has a natural talent for free form notes that go along with chords, that he feels the flow. it could be that he just really sucks at rhythm. regardless, this is where he has found his validation, and he isn't likely to step out of it.

this is probably why you've been fired from every band you've ever been in; people don't really want to hear the truth, and they especially don't want to hear it bluntly.

my suggestion is to try to casually talk about how using an exclamation point at the end of every sentence it loses its power...just like a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after 20 minutes. and ending every son with a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after two songs...

[Emu]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Supafly345]

http://www.zazzle.com/product/235316316209041908

[Fathom Zero]

That's got me written all over it. Argh.

[MetalMilitia]

fartin mowler detects people's privates. :x

[Pub Lover]

I remember one time I sat on my wiener :) you should tell stories like that to the Vicar :/
You probably would. ;)

I was actually expecting something much worse from you.

[Juttin]

I've been searching eBay all day and I can't find a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

I think that somebody who would get burned by hot steam,
crushed by giant, glowing, pseudo-boulders,
and live to get a piece of the hell they went through wouldn't sell it

[GADZOOKS]

You are such a drip.

[Juttin]

Oh wow, you're really busting out the hip vocabulary!

THAT'S THE BEES KNEES!

[GADZOOKS]

THE YOUNG SAM KINISON EVERYBODY.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAW5NRj2YhE

HAHA, I'm a racist bastard.

[Esuohlim]

Did Willie quit the internet again? :(

[MarioRPG]

I'm going to go with yes. :(

[Pub Lover]

I hope he's having a better time with it than I did. ;D

[Sam]

He just posted in the world ending thread. :(

[Fathom Zero]

How do you make thirty dollars quickly with a busted leg in the way?

[Sethomas]

Sell plasma.

[Fathom Zero]

Would they take my plasma even if I lived overseas for four years? I hear that they won't. Screw 'em. My blood's as good as anyone elses.

Could one sell plasma at the age of fifteen, though?

[Sethomas]

No. But maybe if you just bled into a bucket, you could find someone interested in buying it.

[ArrowX]

shit i just shoveled some random assholes driveway and sidewalk for $30. You people should live in my town where 78% of the population rake in over $200 000 a year!

[Sethomas]

Yeah, but that's only $52.98 American anyways.

[FartinMowler]

shit i just shoveled some random assholes driveway and sidewalk for $30. You people should live in my town where 78% of the population rake in over $200 000 a year!

Buy a snowblower :) no snow here yet...can you find out what the average contractor charges for a residential snow plowing season for me? I charge $300

[executioneer]

guys i'm sorry i haven't been reading the boards i've been busy playing ultima underworld :x

[Pub Lover]

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. :tear

[executioneer]

dear me

[GADZOOKS]

what a bitch

[Sam]

He was too good for her anyways.

[Fathom Zero]

She wanted him for his money and his promising rap career.

[Pub Lover]

I just noticed that I mispronounce pronunciation. :lol


8th worst newsreader ever! ;)

[Esuohlim]

I blame your goofy New Zealand accent.

SHE'S A BEAUT haha right ;)

[Pub Lover]

I blame your ugly face!

Which we've never seen, haha right? ;)

[liquidstatik]

THIS IS TRUE

[Pub Lover]

MISFIRE!


RELOAD! ;)

[sadie]

hey,pub,what happened with the vicar?

[Pub Lover]

Oh lady, I don't feel like writing a sequel to that story right now.

Maybe later. ;)

[Pub Lover]

HOMEMADE VEGETABLE BEEF SOUP

1 lb. ground beef
1 c. celery
1 c. onions
1 pkg. frozen mixed vegetables
1 c. chopped tomatoes
2 c. cubed potatoes
2 c. chopped cabbage
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
2 c. beef broth
1 bay leaf
1/4 tsp. marjoram
1/4 tsp. thyme leaves

Brown ground beef; drain; set aside. In kettle cook celery, onions and chopped tomatoes until vegetables are tender. Add mixed vegetables, potatoes, cabbage, 2 cups beef broth, salt, pepper, 1 bay leaf, 1/4 teaspoon marjoram leaves and 1/4 teaspoon thyme. Add ground beef. Simmer 1 hour.

Make it. Eat it.

Like it. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Or else! >:

Mothers. ;)

[sadie]

i'm not a supermom like glow. gimme the can. :(

[Sethomas]

At first I thought that said "vegetarian beef soup", and thought "oh those antipodals are so wacky".

[sadie]

i just wanted to say vicar again.

[Pub Lover]

At first I thought that said "vegetarian beef soup", and thought "oh those antipodals are so wacky".

In context a vegan telling people to eat beef is probably wacky.

Just like Catholics killing themselves. ;)

[Pub Lover]

trancesapphire: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
trancesapphire: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

[Chojin]

haha ;>

where'd you get that ;<

[Pub Lover]

Like an incontinent puppy, everytime you make a mess, you come running to tell me all about it.

You're just like a cute puppy. ;)

[Pub Lover]

This thread needs a loveline counterpart. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24086)


But about porn ;)

[Chojin]

only more immature and black?

[Pub Lover]

This thread needs a loveline counterpart.


But about porn. ;)

[Pub Lover]

only more immature and black?
Dang, if this was any other thread I'd suggest you delete that one post of mine so that your joke works.

But why stop at just one? ;)

[Pub Lover]

last time i had KFC (or kentucky fart your pants in) it was all bloody on the inside and so wet and slippery and disgusting and greasy. ugh. We got a three piece meal each and only ate like one piece.
potatoes were okay i guess.
Did Kahljorn ever get his sex change?

Pictures! ;)

[xbxDaniel]

I worked at KFC once. Worst job I ever had. There was this really hairy guy that worked there, and I swear we got a complaint about hair in the food every day. KFC is some nasty shit anyways though.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (THE MADDEST OF LIBS, DEAR SIR)

[Pub Lover]

I worked at KFC once. There was this really hairy guy that worked there...
Where do you work now, Judy?


I miss Helm. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I worked at KFC once.
Did you ever get your sex change?

Pictures! ;)

[Pub Lover]

Whoops I'm sorry I thought I clicked on Loveline.
Everyone look out for more of these "Whoops I'm sorry I thought I clicked on [forum]" posts as we count down to Esuohlim's 10000th post.

The final countdown. ;)

[executioneer]

do da doo doo
do de do doo doo
do da doo doo

[Pub Lover]

A British man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

[MetalMilitia]

When will people learn launching rockets from your arse is a bad idea. (http://www.filecabi.net/video/buttrocket.html)

[Yggdrasill]

I wish I had friends who did this stuff so I could say, "Girl I was there"

[executioneer]

and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people :rolleyes

[executioneer]

WITH THEIR CONSENT, MIND

[Yggdrasill]

They probably don't think your actually going to do it

[executioneer]

well to be fair i give them a bundle of candles to shoot back :(

[Yggdrasill]

people just don't appreciate rockets like they used to :(

[Pub Lover]

Do you touch your wiener Willy?

:fartin

[Pub Lover]

We need a best of Emu page. A page of nothing but your favourite Emu quotes. You know, the funny & awesome things he's said over the years. I can't think of any, that's why I need you guys to do it.

[Pub Lover]

Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/10-11-06shoeonhead2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I think I look fat.

And my teeth are really crooked.

My grandfather's shoe/slipper on my head is just a thing.

[Pub Lover]

OH MY FUCKING GODS! IS MY EYE WONKY?! :7F

[Pub Lover]

Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?

Or: Why do I consider the posts that remind me of Fartin to be my worst?

Or is that obvious? ;)

[Pub Lover]

and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people
I think it makes you cool. ;)


This is the last year of fire works in the future.

The government couldn't handle so many cool dudes.

[Pub Lover]

It has been revealed a Christchurch toddler was set on fire by a stray fireworks rocket last weekend.


Vicky Tranter says on Saturday night the family let off fireworks from a Boom Box purchased from the Warehouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Warehouse) in a park near their home in Bishopdale.


She says her daughter was about 40 metres away when the firework, called a Heat Wave, malfunctioned and burst into a fire ball. They fired off about five fireworks which were fine and the sixth one shot everyway and went straight into her daughter's pram (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Pram).


Her baby has third degree burns to her face, neck and chest, doctors told her a woolen singlet saved her from more severe burns.

[Fathom Zero]

The greatest single audio clip of the internet:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/justin/guts/guts_special.wav

[GADZOOKS]

Who cares.

Pub Love you kinda look like Hound before he was skinny.

[sadie]

vicar.

[FartinMowler]

Everybody on this site is starting to get heavier and older...makes me feel great :) Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

[Yggdrasill]

Everyone knows you put a shoe over your head to scare away Xena and hobbits. :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

My mum and step-father are getting a divorce because he tried to kill her with my Oxycodine.

[xbxDaniel]

I worked at KFC once.
Did you ever get your sex change?

Pictures! ;)

I've got to whore myself for the operation money. KFC money won't pay the bills. :(

[GADZOOKS]

Just put your dick in the fryer, presto, you are a woman with a kentucky fried cock.

[MarioRPG]

You could say, "wanna see my KFC? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEAN!"

[Pub Lover]

"Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie. (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3858607a1860,00.html)" :wank

[Sethomas]

Jurassic Park IV?

[Pub Lover]

Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

:lol

[Pub Lover]

LADIES, THIS ISN'T THE CHAT ROOM. >:

[Sam]

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY'D LIKE A SPARKLING COLD DRINK?

[Sam]

GUYS, PUB JUST DEDICATED A SONG TO NOTHING4BUDDHA AND ME ON THE NEW ZEALAND RADIO AND I HEARD IT.

PUB'S VOICE = THE NEW HOTNESS. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

A study by the Institute of Environmental Science and Research has concluded that storing meat in chilly bags makes a dramatic difference in keeping it cold.

Scientists conducted experiments with raw meat being left on the back seat of a hot car for several hours, and found that it rose in temperature to 35 degrees Celsius after 90 minutes.

Meat left in the car boot rose to 21 degrees, while there was only a marginal increase in the temperature of meat stored in chilly bags or insulated with ice packs.

The scientists say although the cooking process kills most bacteria that would grow on food left in a car longer than two hours, spores and some toxins would survive.

The Food Safety Authority says chilled foods that gets warmer than four degrees centigrade, must be refrigerated within two hours to prevent bacteria growing.

SCIENCE! :eek

[Esuohlim]

GUYS, PUB JUST DEDICATED A SONG TO NOTHING4BUDDHA AND ME ON THE NEW ZEALAND RADIO AND I HEARD IT.

PUB'S VOICE = THE NEW HOTNESS. :yum

How did you hear it >:

Pub do you have any clips I like sexy voices :(

[Pub Lover]

I emailed him a low bitrate recording.

No, Sam made me promise to give no one else any clips.

I don't like my faggy sounding voice. :eek


:lol

[xbxDaniel]

You tease.

[Esuohlim]

Sir you'd better send it to me or I'll put off putting your update up on my site even longer. >:

[Esuohlim]

For those of you who haven't checked I put up a loop of "I Palindrome I" by TMBG on the front page a while ago (that one's for YOU Sam :eek)

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, do you have any pictures of yourself that you're willing to post? :eek

[Sam]

OH MAN FIRST PUB ON THE RADIO

NOW MILHOUSE BACKSWARDS

WHO'S NEXT TO DEDICATE SOMETHING TO SAM?

[Pub Lover]

Sir you'd better send it to me or I'll put off putting your update up on my site even longer. >:
That's like me threatening to not staple your nuts to the ceiling. :/

:fartin

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim, do you have any pictures of yourself that you're willing to post? :eek

Not until I learn to grow a beard and stop looking 15 >:

[Sam]

It's called puberty, and don't worry it will happen soon.

[Pub Lover]

Not until I learn to grow a beard and stop looking 15 >:
Growing a beard is hard. Not all of us have the hella testosterone of the Big WMM.

[Sam]

Beards are easy. >:

[Pub Lover]

Beards are easy and so is your girlfriend! >:

[Sam]

Nuh-uh. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, beards are hard & so is your girlfriend. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, my sack is carrying raisins. :todd

[Esuohlim]

It's called puberty, and don't worry it will happen soon.

This is a funny joke in theory, but I could beat you at a low-voice contest easy (without cheating!)

[Sam]

You sound VERY sure about that. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

My profile's password is now julie. Have fun with it kids.

[Emu]

what

[Sam]

WHAT?

[Emu]

I would try it but I don't want to log out.

[xbxDaniel]

He's serious! :eek

:pub

[Emu]

Is this like when Womti got banned again because I kind of actually liked xbxDaniel

[Pub Lover]

Haha, he has a pm from Chojin calling him a bitch. :lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

Thanks for changing it butthole, you just ruined it for the rest of us.

[Pub Lover]

Is this like when Womti got banned again because I kind of actually liked xbxDaniel
Earlier on AIM he was complaining about no one liking him here. :lol


Feel the love, Julie! :love

[Pub Lover]

Thanks for changing it butthole, you just ruined it for the rest of us.
What?

[Chojin]

i always thought xbx was kinda well-liked ;<

oh well, i have no patience for drama queens ;<

[Pub Lover]

Really? :chatter

[Pub Lover]

Lyk omg I luuuuuuuuv men! Tehy r teh secksiest people evur!!

Keep it in this thread, homo. :rolleyes

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

It was you, wasn't it, Zelda?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No it wasnt. If I did Id say it was me.

[Fathom Zero]

Or you could say that it wasn't, but compliment the guy that did.

At any rate, xbxdaniel was cool in my book. Come on, the guy has nine toes.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I laughed because he said "A dipshit sockpuppeting xbxDaniel". Im still laughing too hehehe.

[Pub Lover]

It was me. >:

It was always me! :conspiracy

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, Publover. 6660.

[Pub Lover]

Are we counting now?

6661!

[Pub Lover]

6662!

[Pub Lover]

6663!

[Pub Lover]

6664!

[Pub Lover]

6665!

[Sam]

6666

[Pub Lover]

Dude. :|

[Pub Lover]

BY THE GODS! THIS WOULD APPEAR TO BE PUB LOVER'S SIX THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED, AND SIXTY-SEVENTH UNDELETED POST! :O

[Sam]

switchdingo: A
AS 7th Force: B
switchdingo: C
AS 7th Force: D
switchdingo: E
AS 7th Force: F
switchdingo: G
AS 7th Force: H
switchdingo: I
AS 7th Force: J
switchdingo: K
AS 7th Force: L
switchdingo: M
AS 7th Force: N
switchdingo: O
AS 7th Force: P
switchdingo: Q
AS 7th Force: R
switchdingo: S
AS 7th Force: T
switchdingo: U
AS 7th Force: V
switchdingo: W
AS 7th Force: X
switchdingo: Y
AS 7th Force: Z
switchdingo: Now I know my ABCs
AS 7th Force: hold on
AS 7th Force: buffering
switchdingo: :(
AS 7th Force: NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME

[Pub Lover]

[23:04] Seven Force: NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME
[23:05] Seven Force: HOW ARE YOU AND YOURS DOING TONIGHT
[23:09] Sam: >:O
[23:10] Seven Force: Don't make that face at me! >:(
[23:11] Sam: sometimes i confuse you with Pub
[23:11] Seven Force: Oh.
[23:11] Seven Force: OH :(

[Pub Lover]

What?

[Pub Lover]

I mean what!

[Pub Lover]

trancesapphire: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
trancesapphire: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

[Pub Lover]

I mean... SERIOUSLY?

[Pub Lover]

Researchers who have studied the link between teenagers with acne and those who have suicidal thoughts say all young people seeking treatment for acne should be screened for depression.

The study used data collected during a national secondary school youth health survey five years ago, and involved 9,500 children aged 12 to 18.

It found that 34 percent of the students that reported suffering from acne said they had had suicidal thoughts, and 13 percent said they had attempted suicide.

Dr Peter Watson of the University of Auckland, who compiled the study, says this suggests doctors who see young people with problematic acne should screen them for depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts and behaviour.

The survey did not ask if the participants were taking any medication for their acne.

Is 34% much of a correlation? SCIENCE! :eek

[Esuohlim]

I liked xbxDaniel he once gave me a working link to a Chrono Trigger ROM AND offered to donate $5 to my site but wanted to send cash only in an envelope without a return address. :(

[FartinMowler]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1758434

[Pub Lover]

I liked xbxDaniel
Now that we've heard from everyone that liked him, let's now get a few words from his enemies...

[Pub Lover]

Fartin, do you even know what a vicar is? ;)


"You have a fat head!" :P

[Emu]

I don't know what a Vicar is but then again I don't speak New Zealish

[Pub Lover]

It's a church thing, they are common in Europe.

[Pub Lover]

...I don't speak New Zealish
Wanker! >:

[FartinMowler]

"You have a fat head!" Tongue

I have a pointy head :/ [/url]

[Pub Lover]

I was razzing your callback to my big fat head, not suggesting that you also have a podgy cranium.

I did consider referencing your pointedness. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Fartin are you aware that Mr. Vagiclean still has your wiggling crotch in his avatar

[FartinMowler]

Today I went to see my customer who's running in the local election. He is usually very nice but today he shook my hand and talked about how his rival is running a "dirty race" and is putting his sign's up illegally. I was going to say "Ya, well I know a guy in New Zealand with a fat head and they use shoes to measure there fat heads". I wish that I could randomly say shit to people so they would just give me money and laugh :/ "Oh hey that's the guy who cut's grass and say's funny shit" and then give me money.

[MarioRPG]

Boo the Elections, nothing but a bunch of flipfloppers anyway.

[Esuohlim]

Man, fuck politics. My parents sent me an absintee ballot so I flipped a coin for everything. It's all a popularity contest anyway :rollseyes

[Pub Lover]

DOGS ARE NTO WILDELIFE *EXPLODES*

OH NOES! WILLIE 'SPLODED! :tear

[FartinMowler]

some of the names of the people running

Elagu V. ELAGUPPILLAI (his first name is part of his last name?)

THIBERT STAFFIERI (I'm going to name a disease after this guy)

Lankathas PATHMANATHAN (I think I hurt my tongue)

Navin Chand KATOCH (I would have just named him Crotch)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.rootsweb.com/~okchocta/heads/jo11-14-02/spring/cooper_effie-lee.jpg

[Esuohlim]

some of the names of the people running

Elagu V. ELAGUPPILLAI (his first name is part of his last name?)

THIBERT STAFFIERI (I'm going to name a disease after this guy)

Lankathas PATHMANATHAN (I think I hurt my tongue)

Navin Chand KATOCH (I would have just named him Crotch)

You should move to a better neighborhood. ;)

You know, away from those people :x

[FartinMowler]

when people from Hong Kong come to Canada they pick an english name...makes it easy for them and english people to say "hey Frank nice thing you're beating your wife with" and Frank can say "This is a Batoomomoulm bat passed down from my great great great granfather"

[Pub Lover]

I like this thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23824) because it makes me feel better about never beating level one of Bart Vs. The Space Mutants as a child. :)